🎙・server-chat

[pale gust]

holy shit

i had a similar run yesterday

[near orchid]

I still had the hand size for another ecto and everything it woulda been amazing

[pale gust]

this was my build

at like 6 am this morning

[near orchid]

imagine 3 more blueprint and brainstorm on that

• glass

thats like e50 :< but ofc im stupid

anyways I wish you could scroll and see your stats for every card

Id like to see my legendary distribution

cuz I only remember like 2 decent trib runs

then there was my actual highest score run which was baron mime finally taking it back with me finding every voucher ever except overstock, reroll, or discount vouchers so I spent over 10k to see 1200 cards

something ridiculous like 1400 rerolls lol

[pale gust]

im tempted to take this ecto but then im gonna fuck myself with only 4 hands

the cat came back around

its too late for it im afraid

i guess im suppose to pivot into glass time to sell the oops

[regal thicket]

Did you get 2 natural negatives?

[pale gust]

no

[pale gust]

these were ecto"d

[regal thicket]

Doesn't ecto scale up though so you'd be left with 2 hands size, not 4 then

[pale gust]

oh yea ur right

[regal thicket]

Or am I thinking of the wrong spectral

[regal thicket]

Oh ok ty

Sorry I'm still relatively new, only one gold stake win so far even

So I just wanted to make sure

[nova shore]

now i need this in better resolution

[sick silo]

which do i take

[nova shore]

2

[sly ingot]

Digging in my butt rn

[sick silo]

fym 2

[nova shore]

second

is not that hard

[sly ingot]

Argendumbna

[sick silo]

do you
do you mean hanging chad

[pale gust]

i fear the end is near

i dont even think i can afford to sell this seltzer

do i sell chad??

[sick silo]

fym 2????
do i take dusk or hanging chad???

[nova shore]

yes

[sick silo]

If is ragebait, why am i still mad?

[nova shore]

is not ragebait

you have 3 things to select

2 is the second one

like

why i'm explaining this

[sick silo]

yeah but thats unclear
like you usually just say "oh take dusk/hanging chad"

fuck it im taking dusk

[nova shore]

yea i forgot the name xd

[sick silo]

its alright

[lean trench]

other chat is NOT helping does this reach nan or what

[sick silo]

alright
should i go for the seltzer

[cunning root]

uh guys how do i fix this

text is blurred after i close the app midgame

[shy badger]

try re opening?

[cunning root]

doesnt work

[nova shore]

TF

[crystal ingot]

Maybe just like save and reopen

[cunning root]

is there a save button

i just tried closing and reopening and it doesnt work

[crystal ingot]

Yeah if you go into options then main menu it auto saves I think

[nova shore]

you buy it from steam?

[cunning root]

yea

[unborn cave]

@slim junco ya me pase la baraja azul con este combo

[slim junco]

ese programa yo lo conozco 🗣️

[blissful berry]

shop 1 cert into burnt joker is too crazy man

[unborn cave]

@slim junco al pasarme la ciega en la ultima tienda me compre el comodin del bote de palomitas para tener su sticker en oro🔥🔥

[cunning root]

apparently the fix to this issue was to stop razor cortex app running

[modest saffron]

yo

can someone help me?

[cunning root]

help u do what

[blissful berry]

anyone know off rip the record for pre ante 8 pair level?

want to know if it's worth taking heiroglyph here or not

maybe if gold stake pair level matters

[modest saffron]

a while ago i installed "free version" of balatro

[blissful berry]

im level 62 on ante 8 round 22

[modest saffron]

but i got a trojan in few days

[blissful berry]

im guess that is nothing but i figured i might as well ask

[modest saffron]

i from brasil and the game is too expensive

is like 3 days of work

[pliant wedge]

Guys what could be the best flush build rn?

[modest saffron]

but in NA is so more cheap

its 15 dol i guess

[lucid pond]

You're not going to find help pirating the game on the official discord 😅

[cunning root]

try https://isthereanydeal.com/ for the cheapest source of the game

[cunning root]

its 12 now on steam have a discount

[modest saffron]

but im from brazil

is too expensive

[blissful berry]

level 80 pair ante 8 pog

[cunning root]

??? thts crazy

[modest saffron]

the prices is like 80R$, u can buy a lunch and dinner

and dessert

the help i wanted is a goodperson to buy for me

bc is cheap from NA people

[cunning root]

just dont eat for 1 day

[modest saffron]

yea

i really wanna play the game

[blissful berry]

dude im actually os bad

play 7 games, go 2-5 when there isnt a single reason i shouldn't have gone 5-2

it's crazy, i just do stupid shit like forget that i took hieroglyph and throw a free win

[slim junco]

Guys...

:c

Hey chat

I have a question

Who here is the server administrator

I'm not reporting anyone I'd like to contact them bc I feel like some of the channels get gluttered and I have a solution

[high marten]

ufff, not sure if I should take it or not

[naive mesa]

there’s a whole mods role right at the top of the userlist

[slim junco]

Ye but that doesn't mean

That

[pliant wedge]

do it

[slim junco]

They have edit server perms

[naive mesa]

yeah but they have direct access to the guy who owns the server, so

[slim junco]

Fair enough

[lean crane]

¿Who doesn't take a Brainstorm?

You better have 5 reasons

Minimum

[pseudo patio]

A FREE Brainstorm at that.
The only downside is the Eternal.

[lean crane]

Like, you're no going to sell it anyway

[fiery gorge]

But you can do madness with eternal brainstorm

[abstract pendant]

Last time I encountered a clutter solution for discord servers it was a 7 minute cooldown for anyone posting on the official Maplestory discord... I am good

[fiery gorge]

Only reason not to take a brainstorm I can think of is it would kill you to sell another joker, which is rare but more likely with eternal involved

[thorny juniper]

holis

:D

[pseudo patio]

Nah, I'm selling something for a free Brainstorm regardless.

[fiery gorge]

Lol

I'm team don't die, not team free real estate

[lean crane]

It just doubles your best Joker

[thorny juniper]

Balatro is life

Balatro is essential

[fiery gorge]

Unless you best joker is your only sellable option with eternals involved

[thorny juniper]

What the hell

:0

Nerf it bro

[pseudo patio]

Nah, I put those hours in.

[lean crane]

This is why you take a first shop Invisible

[thorny juniper]

GG

Easy win

[fiery gorge]

Recently had a baron mime run die to manacle, and I saw 2 souls lol

[royal vault]

so If I only had 1 card in my deck, would the idol only tell you that if u hit that card u get 2x mult or does it still list every other card

[lean crane]

Skipping a soul just hurts, or at least stitches

[pseudo patio]

The Idol only focuses on cards you have in your deck.

[royal vault]

thank you

[lean crane]

I'd love to take a free +20 on Ceremonial Dagger with Canio

[fiery gorge]

Yeah, had to skip the first one to survive. Sold my DNA to pick up an idol to survive psychic, sold idol to get showman to survive plant, only to die 2 antes later to the manacle. Second soul was a Yorick though.

[lean crane]

Or Chicot

[royal vault]

I threw away baron

for idol

[fiery gorge]

Depending on circumstances, probably a goid choice

Good*

[royal vault]

focusing on queens of hearts

[pseudo patio]

Then yeah, getting Idol is better.

[fiery gorge]

With that many kings, focusing kings is probably easier

[next harness]

Do yall happen to have a gif or a clip of that little animation of the card popping up when you press play?

[slim junco]

hey folks, best deck to run on?

[fiery gorge]

Depends what you want

[royal vault]

my queens have all the seals

[next harness]

If so would it be possible slide me the video

[slim junco]

high numbers

for the 100mil achievement

but also for goldstake

[royal vault]

plasma is pretty good for that

I feel like

[pseudo patio]

Plasma Deck could be good for your case.

[next harness]

I'm tryna make a video rn and I just can't get It work

[royal vault]

idrk

[slim junco]

what about strategy

[fiery gorge]

Plasma is best for score in almost every situation

[slim junco]

would i switch from straight/flush

to highcard

somehow?

[fiery gorge]

Well

[next harness]

Plasma, but I managed to do that with the green deck

[nova badge]

whats the best way to beat black deck on gold state>

[next harness]

Just had enough econ to buy enough rerolls

[pseudo patio]

You basically don't.

[royal vault]

if ur running plasma only focus on 1 type of scoring, either go only for mult or only for chips

[fiery gorge]

Baron/mime is naneinf potential, but for a casually high run flush into flush five idol build usually hits good

[nova badge]

fr?

[slim junco]

no like

should i be doing the

streamer strat

of baron, blueprint, brainstorm

mime

[next harness]

You can go to sleep and dream about beating it

That's your best bet

[slim junco]

steel red seal holograph

[pseudo patio]

Nah, just kidding. Just focus early on getting any one hand type setup and see how long you can run it.

[fiery gorge]

Not every build is meant for that

If you get a baron/mime run going, awesome

[royal vault]

Well my run is over

[slim junco]

got it to ante 11

died before i finished 12

[fiery gorge]

If you end up with idol, awesome too

[royal vault]

wanna take a guess to what ended my run?

any bids anyone?

[fiery gorge]

Idol snipe?

[pseudo patio]

Plant

[fiery gorge]

Dang, makes sense

[pseudo patio]

Yep. Always.

[fiery gorge]

We hate the plant

[royal vault]

2nd time today man

[slim junco]

ngl gang

[fiery gorge]

Unless it's a hack buil

[slim junco]

ive played for 80 hours

and

only one soul card

nothing else

[royal vault]

downloading a mod to cheat

not dying to plant

refuse

Im using my determination

[slim junco]

can i get away

with using the debug versiont

to get the achievement jokers

[fiery gorge]

I've used 9 souls in 30 hrs on my ps5, idk how many on my phone

[pseudo patio]

So there's a spot to find the mods here...

[royal vault]

well I knew that

[pseudo patio]

You can also do Unlock All.

[fiery gorge]

Well there is an unlock all button if you don't want the achievements

Profile>unlock all

[slim junco]

mmmm

wouldnt be fun

fuck it

we'll brute force like men

[fiery gorge]

Lol

[slim junco]

wussies cheat

RAGH

HOLY SHIT

[fiery gorge]

I have 2 profiles on my phone

[slim junco]

GOD ANSWERED

[fiery gorge]

Lol

[slim junco]

TRIB

[fiery gorge]

Well you know your buold

[slim junco]

YAVLAR

[fiery gorge]

Flush five/ flush house it is

[slim junco]

no sir i dont

oh

very well sir

[fiery gorge]

At least, those are the ideal builds for trib

Depends on what you can get a red seal on

If you get a red seal on a queen, you can choose five or house

If it's on a king, best to just go flush five

Until then look for retriggers

Sock, dusk, etc

I think flush house technically scales better, but flush five is easier

[pale bobcat]

what poekr hand shouyld i go for?

[slim junco]

on the way sire

nvm i lost

im a dumbass

[acoustic jolt]

Idk guys

I think it might be too late to pivot to baron mime

[slim junco]

nahhh

just raise the cards

frfr

@fiery gorge

whats the best

uh

card modifier

foil? holo?

with steel

and a red?

[fiery gorge]

Well, depends

[acoustic jolt]

Definitely Polychrome

[fiery gorge]

First couple antes on plasma, foil carries

Ultimately, though, polychrome is best

[acoustic jolt]

For Endless

I hope you're doing endless

Ante 8ing isn't hard

Even on Gold Stake

Also yeah it's gonna depend

Lucky is peak though for the income

[fiery gorge]

Flush five, you want lucky or glass polychrome red seals in an ideal situation

[acoustic jolt]

All the seals are good tbh

[fiery gorge]

Not always the case though

You often miss either red seal or polychrome

[acoustic jolt]

Gold Seal is the best Econ outside of deck fixed mail in with Retriggers

[fiery gorge]

Although for big money, lucky with dice and retriggers slaps

Does have lots of variance, though.

[lilac warren]

Chaotic joker lineup for ante 10

[shrewd wigeon]

I wish I could do a baron run

I always die when I try to build around baron

[fiery gorge]

I usually hop on plasma and I don't even worry about the baron itself until ante 9 or 10

[acoustic jolt]

Baron takes a lot of investment

[fiery gorge]

As long as I can get some strength to survive while I fix my deck, it works out well

[acoustic jolt]

Baron without Mime is basically worthless and vice versa

[shrewd wigeon]

True, surviving in Plasma seems to be easier

[fiery gorge]

Yeah

[acoustic jolt]

Red Seal Steel Kings are also relatively hard to come across

[fiery gorge]

It's because your score is basically squared at higher numbers

[acoustic jolt]

And a hard to copy in my experience

[acoustic jolt]

A lot easier

[fiery gorge]

Yeah

[acoustic jolt]

Best deck for Endless unseededs imo

Cause scoring is just so stupid

Anyways yesy

[fiery gorge]

Got a 5k plus wee plasma run a while back

[acoustic jolt]

Baron Mime needs to get going early on

If you can't get Perkeo to Cryptid a bunch of them

You're kinda done for

[slim junco]

guys what do u think about this?

[fiery gorge]

Not in plasma

[acoustic jolt]

Baron Mime without Perkeo only gets to Ante 24 or so in my experience

[shrewd wigeon]

it just sucks cuz I see so many people making it into very high antes with baron and I still haven't done it even after gold staking every deck </3

[fiery gorge]

You can legendaryless naneinf, but its a struggle

[acoustic jolt]

Deck fixing

Baron Mime needs deck fixing

Lots of it

[fiery gorge]

You can use DNA to supplement hand size and fix your deck simultaneously

[acoustic jolt]

Red Seal Steel Kings can be hard to come across for the most part and you're gonna have to copy it a lot to get past Ante 12 without Plasma

Doesn't supplement hand size without copy jokers

[fiery gorge]

Without copy jokers baron mime only gets so far regardless

[acoustic jolt]

Also still needs time to get going on my experience

[fiery gorge]

And build only gets so far without copies

Any*

[acoustic jolt]

Ehhh I think I remember Ante 16 or so Baron Mime without copy jokers

Don't remember well

Ante 16 with no copy jokers is way higher than any other build

[fiery gorge]

Trib/idol gets close without copies, I believe

[acoustic jolt]

I'd argue Idol is more demanding of deck fixing but it does

[fiery gorge]

Flush five with glass, red seal, sock, trib/idol

[ancient radish]

do most of people here has completionist++??

[fiery gorge]

Yeah, but you have the benefit of using stone as well

Since stone is useless in baron/mime

[wild lily]

still <1% on steam so 🤷‍♂️

[ancient radish]

yeah idk what was i thinking xd i thought everysingle people that has it is in here

my bad

[wild lily]

but tbf the c++ ppl are active

so it feels like theres a lot more

[fiery gorge]

I have no interest in completionst++

I like just chilling in the game

And I think a lot of people have a similar opinion

[ancient radish]

im strugling to play more balatro after 350 hours of "chilling" and finishing everyting but c++

i dont feel like having a reason to go in anymore

[fiery gorge]

Fair enough

[ancient radish]

rather 280

[fiery gorge]

And sometimes you've played a game as much as you are interested in playing it

But you could push to venture weird or little used combos, idk

[shrewd wigeon]

I mostly play balatro as a past time at this point when im bored

[fiery gorge]

Yes, right? It's kinda specific unless you're on ghost deck

[shrewd wigeon]

I just play a single gold stake run everyday and stop playing after that

[fiery gorge]

I have been trying to naneinf recently

Proof?

[ancient radish]

im kinda diggin this

[fiery gorge]

On what

[shrewd wigeon]

its like minesweeper and sudoku

or solitaire

[wild lily]

minesweeper mentioned 👀

just do an xmult build
boom 5m

[patent flame]

Yea i do that too

This game's boring nowadays

It was so fun when i was still new n stuff

When u know everything it kinda gets boring. U know

[fiery gorge]

It requires
A: low chance on card pack
B: ghost deck
C: incredibly lucky certificate value, which also can fill your deck
D: low chance on spectral packs

There are a lot of opportunities, but most of them are low chances

[wild lily]

and now time to wait for potentially 4 months max

[fiery gorge]

The point was not every build will see red seal kings

[patent flame]

I'm not waiting ima just quit lowkey

Tap in to slay the spord

[wanton oak]

I just said balodded matro while talking about my balatro mods 😔

[acoustic jolt]

Then you gotta hit the pretty low chance of getting that specific card in your hand when using tarot packs and specifically get a death

[shrewd wigeon]

is it valid to never unlock Hit the Road

[wild lily]

ok

[wild lily]

ye?

[acoustic jolt]

It is

Discarding what 5 jacks?

[wanton oak]

Hit the road underrated

[wild lily]

not like its anyones prob

[patent flame]

But that doesn't make u get C though

[acoustic jolt]

That's kinda specific

[patent flame]

It's underestimated for a reason

[wild lily]

discard 5 jacks with 1 discard

[patent flame]

2 boss counters and blue stake penalty

[wanton oak]

It's fun tho

[fiery gorge]

That's why I asked what it was but you just assumed I knew what it was

[patent flame]

When u have tarot gen and extra discards from andy it's the most fun

[shrewd wigeon]

I don't want it to pollute my Joker pool :C

[wild lily]

then get everything then htr

[shrewd wigeon]

is C+ good enough

[fiery gorge]

So are you actually going to answer my question or...

[acoustic jolt]

Play however you want and whatever you find most fun

Most people don't even get C

[shrewd wigeon]

dang

[fiery gorge]

Ah

Bro gonna blast me for being uneducated and refuse to educate me

[acoustic jolt]

Also Project Moon invasion beginning in 2 days

[wild lily]

illusion my beloved

[acoustic jolt]

Tbh I'd rather play other games than C+

[fiery gorge]

Hypocrite /j

[acoustic jolt]

Lotta work

[wild lily]

just
get an xmult
multiple of them

[acoustic jolt]

Usually
Trib
Baron mime
Idol
Photochad

Bloodstone included but it's not amazing

And also lots of retriggers

Like a lot of retriggers

[wild lily]

needs oa6 carry

[acoustic jolt]

Exactly

Not amazing

It needs 2 cards for unfortunately enough eh scoring compared to Idol which only needs itself for good scoring

Can you shut the fuck up?

You spout some shit about math

Then call me a nerd

You're literally nerding out right now while also being an insufferable prick

Joker with Xmult specifically

But it's usually gonna be on score or something else

[fiery gorge]

Problem is bloodstone does a worse job than idol for double the slots to work right. Only upside is deck fixing isn't nearly as strict

[acoustic jolt]

Jokers like Throwback aren't that good for Endless

Yeah

[tepid sedge]

3 ante's into a run I have hanging Chad, scary face, baron, photograph, and the trio all signs point to a king trio run but is scary face better than a holo wily joker?

[acoustic jolt]

Think of Idol

Idol gives 2x mult when a certain card is scored

That's what you want

[fiery gorge]

Endless requires better than flat scaling or incredibly good flat scaling to go much past ante 9

[acoustic jolt]

Other jokers do something similar

Retriggers make them score again meaning more X mult

[fiery gorge]

Trib, baron, etc

[acoustic jolt]

No real way to retrigger it's effects unfortunately

But hey it works

[fiery gorge]

[acoustic jolt]

Baron is unfortunately enough kind of ass without Mime and Red Seals

[fiery gorge]

Baseball isn't as good since it's so limited by your joker roster

But it does still work decently well with the right uncommons

[acoustic jolt]

Yeah

Idol or Bloodstone can have 15 triggers of it's effects without any copy jokers

Where Baseball is usually gonna be 3 triggers

And at most 7 if you're insanely lucky

The only real 2 Legendary Jokers who work for spamming X Mult is Triboulet and Perkeo with some luck

[fiery gorge]

And legendaries are so hard to find you shouldn't plan/assume you'll find it

[acoustic jolt]

I have a boyfriend and either way no thanks

[wild lily]

0/10
thats not the rating thats the amount of ppl accepting u out of the 10 that u asked

[novel fjord]

Nah

[wild lily]

suddenly a ping to get ban?

[novel fjord]

Its funnier to just time them out for a week

Afk farms

[patent flame]

• Said a death threat
• I Posted SpongeBob meme to hint that hes unfunny
• Called me edgy regarding my pfp n my way of saying words
• Continues his behavior

[wild lily]

never seen an afk farm in terraria
not gonna look up for one cause uh.... im gud

[fiery gorge]

You could just like... leave?

You don't gotta be banned to leave the server

[patent flame]

U do realize ppl like these don't have morals right

[wild lily]

i've seen them like hundreds of times its practically entertaining now 🍿

[patent flame]

It's boring

[quasi cedar]

Hey dash. whats ur hardest completed?

[wild lily]

ye agreed it gets boring after a while

[wild lily]

wat hardest

[patent flame]

I think it's a GD thing

I had 2.5k as highest

Baron run

For the sake of showman value

[quasi cedar]

Like. GD level

[patent flame]

And retcon

[wild lily]

classic or plat

[quasi cedar]

Both

[patent flame]

Take ur time in this game

[wild lily]

ok insane demon

[patent flame]

My hardest is gleam xvoid

Flow gp level

[wild lily]

i need to remember wat demon it was

[patent flame]

I'm trying to beat sleepless chase (insane demon)

[quasi cedar]

I've never heard of that one

[patent flame]

It's muscle memory reliant but very fun when u get the hang of it

[fiery gorge]

I lost a baron/mime naneinf attempwith like 1.5k cause I couldn't find a luchador to save me from

[patent flame]

U can be good at balatro while being casual u just gotta be smart

Casually beating a gold stake run

[wild lily]

the only tryhard here is my spacebar and the r button

[patent flame]

Assuming y'all call balatro a casual game

I'm casually playing gold stake

[quasi cedar]

My hardest is i spy/button masher 😭 wtf y'all out here doing insane demons

[patent flame]

If it's fun and worth my time I'll do it

[fiery gorge]

Casual is dependent on skill level

[patent flame]

I wanna drop sleepless tho

Cuz vlacc stuff are cooler

Hinds is cool too but um.... If u know u know

[quasi cedar]

I just wanna beat brainfuck

[wild lily]

recommend this one if u like bullet hells
only took me 100 attempts, which is not sayin much when each one takes like 5 mins max

[patent flame]

I make layouts too btw

[quasi cedar]

I used to make layouts then realized i sucked

[patent flame]

@quasi cedar @wild lily

[wild lily]

looks cool, can i buffer the inputs

[quasi cedar]

Ffs 😭

[quasi cedar]

BULLET HELL!!!!

[wild lily]

oh yeah spoiler: theres congregation in there

[quasi cedar]

CONGREGATION JUMPSCARE!!!

[wild lily]

🔥

[patent flame]

It's incredibly unplayable so idk what would be the point in that

Wave part needs frame inputs

[quasi cedar]

How'd u complete it

[patent flame]

Botting

And render

[quasi cedar]

TAS?

[patent flame]

No

[quasi cedar]

Or

[patent flame]

Geode

Xdbot

[wild lily]

so i can use cbf

[patent flame]

This layout is only possible on .5x

[patent flame]

It's not rated and a dl level i wouldn't be petty about it

[quasi cedar]

I wonder what the WR is for the tower

[wild lily]

(man gifs are disabled D:)

[neon mulch]

Meow

[wild lily]

maybe one day i will stop procrastinating and actually break the wall

[hasty phoenix]

Bye

[hushed vapor]

How can i get a mod version of balatro

[wild lily]

rip gamer 🫡

[hushed vapor]

??!

[wild lily]

u mean like how to get the modding stuff or wat

[hushed vapor]

Yeah yeah like the weird jokers and stuff like that

[wild lily]

#1209506514763522108
also heres #⚙・modding-general
u can also just find it in the channels stuff, its not hidden or anythin

[hushed vapor]

I cant download for iOS, right?

[wild lily]

idk im not a modding expert
#⚙・modding-general knows more

[hushed vapor]

OK, I will talk with him

Them “”

Thank you so much, brother

[inner tiger]

So this dude, correct me if I'm wrong, joined an hour ago and sucked the entire time

[wild lily]

an hour ago? i thought he joined like way before

[inner tiger]

Ah. On mobile rn it's only pulling up the past 50 mins. His third message was autobotted for saying "k .ys" 😭

Is he ok?

[past marlin]

lol whata dumbass

[fiery gorge]

He been here since may 11 apparently

[past marlin]

can you ban him tho?

he should get banned

[inner tiger]

Is he generally a positive guy and had a little crash out? (Currently been at that for months)

OK. I'll look on my comp

[past marlin]

try to see if you can ban him tho

[inner tiger]

Yea I can pull up his other msgs on my computer

[past marlin]

he's been disrectfull to a lot of people

[wild lily]

the only thing i see is him like "stfu" and all sorts of that

cant forget the 🤓

[inner tiger]

If the last hour is a microcosm of him in general then yea

[near grotto]

When will the jokers unionize

[inner tiger]

@novel fjord is right, timing out is way funnier since he's reading this 😂

Until the

[past marlin]

lol XD

i bet he's so angry and shi

[quasi cedar]

"I'm the glock, I'm the glock, and I'm here to knock your block, I'm the glock"

[blissful berry]

And they said that straight flush isnt playable on gold stake

[wanton yew]

Hi there!

I'm experiencing a lot of lag after playing the game for about 10 minutes and then black screen before game turns off on me. Has any experienced this or know of a solution?

[blissful berry]

straight flush is actually such a great hand on abandonded deck

[past marlin]

wooow

[inner tiger]

Absolutely hilarious yet logical reason to join the discord. Hey man. What system are you using?

[past marlin]

yo did you ban the guy?

he dmed me awfull stuff

[blissful berry]

highest value eternal riff raff of all time or what????

[past marlin]

go for it

xD

[inner tiger]

Dm me

[past marlin]

i can provide evidence if needed

[inner tiger]

But yea now I'm definitely going to lol

Good rule to follow in life: don't be a jerk! Follow that and you'll go places

[past marlin]

finally!!

🥳

[fiery gorge]

If nothing else, he requested to be banned

[pseudo patio]

If no one has gotten to this yet:

What console/OS are you playing Balatro?

[wanton yew]

Tagging @pseudo patio too

I'm on PC, playing through Steam.

[pseudo patio]

Ok, so that adds some extra variables to the equation.

Judging from the stated issues, it looks like some PC component isn't staying in time with the rest.

BUT first, try:

Using Steam's Validate Files feature
Uninstall & re-install Balatro.

[inner tiger]

What smods said. turn on and off comp, if thast doesn't work uninstalling and reinstalling on steam should do it. you won't lose your progress.

[wanton yew]

I'll give those a try and get back to you

[solemn sierra]

Hold on.. I can't ignore that

this gun design is uncanny... The barrel... It looks like that of the Fallout 4 Assault rifle, I swear 😭

And why is there a.. knob on the back that looks like you loosen and tighten it??

Attachment railing is also way too short for functionality..

Sorry just had to point that out

Also looks like no mag/mag release

[inner tiger]

its ambiguous. like a good novel, in the end everybody read a different gun.

[solemn sierra]

I see a gun designed by Bethesda Devs

[pseudo patio]

I smell AI

[solemn sierra]

Now that you mention it...
Yeah my American senses are tingling..

Despite knowing nothing actually fundamental about gunsmithing, I can point out the flaws and Inconsistencies on firearm depictions from a mile away

[inner tiger]

lol yea it was one of those memojis when i decided a while back a green squirt gun doesn't quite cut it

out of principle i should retire it

[solemn sierra]

I remember when the revolver emoji got replaced by the water gun.

One of the biggest tragedies ever

[inner tiger]

exactly...

[hard sierra]

Gd player?

Whats ur hardest

[inner tiger]

and boy did i have to get creative to have ios make a "gun"

[solemn sierra]

ios?

[pseudo patio]

iOS is Apple's OS for their phones

[solemn sierra]

Oh I'm used to the weird capitalization

[pseudo patio]

fittingly with the iPhone.

[blissful berry]

hardest what

[rapid hill]

Thats not a geometry dash but grim dawn

[hard sierra]

in gd

[blissful berry]

yeah that

[hard sierra]

OH

[rapid hill]

He means difficulty

[solemn sierra]

Other games with the GD abbreviation? Boooo!!

[blissful berry]

i think he got the wrong game

[rapid hill]

Yeah but that was just a mistake

[blissful berry]

all good

[rapid hill]

Its okay

[rapid hill]

If you click on the tag you can see it

[mighty hazel]

fire

[solemn sierra]

🔥🕳️

[mighty hazel]

nope

not that

not again

[solemn sierra]

💧🏞️ ❓

||couldn't find a proper emoji to represent "hill"||

[pseudo patio]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[signal eagle]

its 1am but i wanna finish this drawing of Laios ive been working on for the past 4 hours on and off

[pseudo patio]

Did any of those fix the issue?

[wanton yew]

30 mins in and no crash. Also put it in windowed mode (saw that as a potential fix). Thank you guys!

[pseudo patio]

Good to hear you're going smooth.

[mighty hazel]

meow

[fiery gorge]

Interesting

Go on

[marble monolith]

balatro

[tardy fox]

Yo guys hop on crazy chicken kart 2

[frank vortex]

I LOVE BALATRO :D

[slim junco]

My solution is to divide #🕹・game-discussion into endless and gold stake

Bc those are insanely different metas

Red card is S tier in gold stake while it's useless in endless

As an example

[fiery gorge]

Bro hit the abandoned Canio angle

Reminds me of Roffle's abandoned baron run

[patent flame]

Add face cards and kill them

Tarot merchant there exists to make it easier

🧠

[frank vortex]

I know, but why did it choose canio over another legendaryyyy

the runs over :)

[fiery gorge]

Could've been chicot into the plant

There are sillier sequences of events

[neat vine]

hi

[hollow pilot]

𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠

[neat vine]

balalatro

[hollow pilot]

𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠

[neat vine]

balalalatlro

DNA

[hollow pilot]

𝕌𝕗𝕗𝕗𝕗

𝔾𝕠𝕕

𝔻𝕠 𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞?

[neat vine]

no

[hollow pilot]

𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕝

[neat vine]

ante 4 right now

[hollow pilot]

𝔸𝕋 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕠 𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕

?

[neat vine]

yes

my run ends everytime i get a rare carfd..

why

[lyric vine]

best setup!!!

omg unlocked the better seed money voucher

[neat vine]

NOOO HAOW

HOW DO YOU HAVE BRAINSTORM AND BLUEPRINT

[lyric vine]

omg negative hack

!!

[neat vine]

CHEATER

[lyric vine]

i mean

[neat vine]

i'm gonna report you

[lyric vine]

stuntman is cookin

with plasma

[neat vine]

how to get black stake

[lyric vine]

defeat green stake

[neat vine]

that is hard

[lyric vine]

it is!

[neat vine]

i want to get plasma deck but i can't beat red stake

[lyric vine]

aw

now i get bloodstone

and banana

[solemn sierra]

Peak Joker 💯 🗣️
Gambler's special

[lyric vine]

bloodstone is always great!

i cant replace with anything though 😭

bruh

photochad

[solemn sierra]

May I suggest a Polychrome or Negative Bloodstone?

[wooden creek]

Hi

[lyric vine]

welp too late anyways

should i take chad

boss blind next.

[solemn sierra]

Now that you got rid of bloodstone the next shop is gonna have every single joker you need to make the best bloodstone deck I bet

[lyric vine]

it didnt have the doubled chances one

so

thats basically all

[lyric vine]

if yes, replace with what campfire is 2.25x (can increase with more rerolls)

[lyric vine]

red stake isnt anything too challenging

just beat ghost deck again

[neat vine]

ok

also is upgrading my queens with strength worth it?

[lyric vine]

queens prob not as they are somewhat equal with kings, depends on your joker

if baron then yeah for sure

[tulip root]

What song should I play on my next show

I got nothing off the top of my head

[lyric vine]

woo hoo

[wild lily]

it would be funny if it was just the beep boo notes

[lyric vine]

i burnt all my money

[tulip root]

Bro won

[lyric vine]

yuh

and the plant doesnt matter

too much

[tulip root]

I haven't the slightest clue what that means

[neat vine]

DNA

i want to copy this person

[wild lily]

yk the song that goes beep beep beep beep beep

[tulip root]

Get baron mime and chariot

[wild lily]

totally a great idea
source: trust me

[neat vine]

money

where is baron

[lyric vine]

made till ante 10

@neat vine BSZP415L my seed

[neat vine]

why do I need your seed

[lyric vine]

you said cheats

[neat vine]

you said you used negative hack

[lyric vine]

.

bruh

hack joker

blue stakae

yay

[neat vine]

what is this

why is it not shown in run info

[wild lily]

cause u didnt play it

[neat vine]

why is it hidden

[wild lily]

cause its a "secret hand" have u seen ppl play 5oaks in a normal poker game

[neat vine]

no I don't play poker

I play balatro

[wild lily]

exactly

[lyric vine]

wtf

i skipped a rare blind

[neat vine]

how to get more kings

[lyric vine]

death

also destroy some

[neat vine]

how to destroy

i don't get death

or hanging titan

[lyric vine]

get more tarot cards

[neat vine]

from where

[lyric vine]

arcana packs

but like also rerolls

so get a lot of money at the start

then buy the seed money voucher

[neat vine]

i can't find seed but i got money

I got more steel carfds now

[lyric vine]

@neat vine

watch me get bp

[neat vine]

?

ok

[tardy fox]

Use the hanged man to destroy the other cards so the chance to get kings will be higher

[neat vine]

i'm rich now

i got 134$

[lyric vine]

you prob only need like 10 more kings

since the screenshot

[lyric vine]

you got seed money?

[neat vine]

no 😭

[neat vine]

i got 18 now

[lyric vine]

cool, i think just start deleting now

[neat vine]

hanged man

[lyric vine]

woohoo

also save fool

[neat vine]

i deleted queen and joker

i mean jack

[lyric vine]

delete the lower ones

queen and jack are decent

[neat vine]

now I need deja vu from either shop or pack

[lyric vine]

you can still use strength on them

[neat vine]

and i put red seal on steel card

if I can get it anyway

[north crescent]

better on a gold king

and it'll be easier to strength that 10 up

[neat vine]

i got enough money though

[north crescent]

how much

[neat vine]

102$

and i got investment tag

[north crescent]

lmao whats your goal

[neat vine]

be rich

[lyric vine]

beat the stake

im assuming

[neat vine]

i like big money

[lyric vine]

is it?

me too!

[north crescent]

got a long way to go with only $100

[neat vine]

ooh nice temperance

death or hanged man?

[lyric vine]

how good is temp val rn

[lyric vine]

do you need more kings

[neat vine]

was in shop

[neat vine]

i don't think so

[lyric vine]

how many you got

[neat vine]

is 18k enough

[lyric vine]

how many cards in deck

[neat vine]

72...

[lyric vine]

bro

💀

hanged man

[neat vine]

most are kings

[lyric vine]

if you have a low rank card then death ig

[lyric vine]

that does not look like 72

[neat vine]

it is 70

after deleting 2

[lyric vine]

great

lost to violet vessel

raah

[neat vine]

time to get tarots

[lyric vine]

stuntmen+brainstorm/blueprint runs are randomly fun

[lyric vine]

what ante

[neat vine]

8

[lyric vine]

do you have the seed guy yet

[neat vine]

no

[lyric vine]

bruh

well ig reroll till 40 dollars 😭

[neat vine]

i got chariot

[lyric vine]

chariot kinda meh

[neat vine]

steel cards

[lyric vine]

still

whats your jokers

[lyric vine]

ok.

wow

[neat vine]

baron is not here

[lyric vine]

how are you making this far

[neat vine]

ultra two pair

and 4oaks

also insane luck

[lyric vine]

what next

[neat vine]

lucky cards give me mult!!

[lyric vine]

cool chad

[lyric vine]

bruh

blueprint

and cant afford

nvm i can

had to sell a joekr though

[neat vine]

ez

i won!!

lmao

seedmoney

mime

[lyric vine]

blueprint and mail in rebate is cooking rn

now i lost the run

fricking pillar

[ionic viper]

fınnaly got the 3rd blueprınt

thıs ıs tuff

[neat vine]

insane

[ionic viper]

nah

[neat vine]

i have holo kings

[lyric vine]

oh nice

[neat vine]

dude I just sold photograph

[lyric vine]

lmao

dont sell too early

also why did you sell photo

[ionic viper]

now ı got 2 ıdol blueprınts

[neat vine]

this was 4 rerolls after

[neat vine]

for the family

4x is better than 2x

[lyric vine]

family kind of sucks

[neat vine]

i play 4oaks

[lyric vine]

yeah but still

[ionic viper]

ıdk what soul ıs thıs ı got tons of these

[neat vine]

again!

[lyric vine]

we win!

[neat vine]

snowgrave

[ionic viper]

holyfuck

[lyric vine]

W

[neat vine]

PERKEO

WHAT

[ionic viper]

poly perkeo

[lyric vine]

poly too

yeah

wow

[neat vine]

give me

[lyric vine]

get baron mime first

then perkeo might be a use for you

[neat vine]

i got mime

[lyric vine]

nvm

[neat vine]

no baron

[lyric vine]

photochad sucks on plasma

[neat vine]

should i take him

[lyric vine]

probably

unless you are playing 5oak

[neat vine]

for who though

[lyric vine]

whwo do you have

[neat vine]

i got blueprint, dna, spare trousers, mime, family

[lyric vine]

blueprint dna agian

actually prob not

maybe with family...

[neat vine]

i think i don't need spare trousers

[lyric vine]

but like thats if you have negative

[neat vine]

i got all holo kings

so I get enough mult

then steel cards and mime

[lyric vine]

bruh eternal vagabond

[ionic viper]

guys...

[neat vine]

oh damn really

[lyric vine]

thats not bad

also you finished run

[neat vine]

how do I know who is who

[lyric vine]

well

you have more kings

take your shot

[neat vine]

what if I play a steel king

[ionic viper]

gg

[lyric vine]

well boohoo

ggs

[ionic viper]

now ı can dıe

[lyric vine]

in peace

[ionic viper]

and the game wont workanymore

[neat vine]

gg

is zodiac deck good

[ionic viper]

ı dıd ıt my way

[ionic viper]

neverheard ofıt

[lyric vine]

never play this

what stake are you on

[livid basin]

Its good, makes your rerolls 50 percent more valuable

[lyric vine]

its good?

no way people really play this

[livid basin]

I like it, its good for deck fixing

[lyric vine]

what about ghost? it can help with the extra spectrals

[livid basin]

Ghost is amazing

[neat vine]

should I do green stake on ghost

[livid basin]

For late game and the hex is okay for early

[lyric vine]

yea

[livid basin]

Go for it

[neat vine]

what do I get for beating green stake

[livid basin]

Sticker

[ionic viper]

now ı can make a balatro jımbo soyjak that supports gambling

[lyric vine]

and black stake unlock

then defeat black stake (eternal jokers stake) and get blue stake

then defeat blue stake (1 less discard) and get plasma deck

then grind all the stakes on plasma

[neat vine]

black stake.. seems difficult

[lyric vine]

btw this is my mindset

[neat vine]

are you on it right now?

[lyric vine]

this is what i did

[livid basin]

Im getting all stakes on all decks

[lyric vine]

NOOOOO

[lyric vine]

im doing plasma first as its the easiest

[lyric vine]

to unlock other decks that depend on stake

[livid basin]

I did checkered

[lyric vine]

checkered ngl is easy too..

[livid basin]

Not at gold stake though

[livid basin]

Yeah

Im going to use it to get gold stickers on jokers

[lyric vine]

i only unlocked checkered to unlock bloodstone lol

[livid basin]

When i get gold stake on every other deck

[neat vine]

dafalcon

which stake are you doing

[lyric vine]

what

[lyric vine]

blue

on plasma

i got the first 4 stakes in about 10 hrs

[ionic viper]

huh

an sıgma male must always gamble

okımgonna sell fortunetellers now

what does thıs mean

[neat vine]

i have no other joker

[ionic viper]

ıhave tons of other jokers

[lyric vine]

happened to me once

lost that very run

cause i had bad jokers to copy

[neat vine]

atleast I got hex

so poly

[livid basin]

Ankh in question

[neat vine]

ghost deck

it not give ankh

[livid basin]

You can get ankh from shop

Or packs of spectral

[ionic viper]

no ıt just doesnt work

ı lost the game

ıts gonna crash eıther way

[neat vine]

where is dna

[ionic viper]

ı wwwonder howmuchcash foralljokers tho

wıw

42 dollar neg photo

[neat vine]

fibonacci or hone

[ionic viper]

bıg

[neat vine]

which mod you use for that

[lyric vine]

modded balatro be like

[ionic viper]

joker cap and pack reroll

ı changedjokercap to100