🎙・server-chat

[gritty zealot]

And again, it sucks

[vital inlet]

hey guys, does the chicot bug to naneinf still works?

[modern palm]

how yal like mt build

[ionic viper]

ı hope thıs helps

[plush wagon]

youve made a fool of me and and and

[gritty zealot]

Surely yeah, ion if there’s been any new updates

[plush wagon]

peak songr

[bold tinsel]

Here goes nothing!

[nova shore]

put your flag in your name, in that way prople will change thier language
-# ok this is written pretty poorly

[vital inlet]

I just found a chicot ant 1 unseeded so I think I’m going for it

[ionic viper]

racist

[bold tinsel]

Also Ive just held on to these double tags with nothing good to use them on, no rare tags, negative tags, spectral tags,

[nova shore]

:(

[plush wagon]

thank you discord

[nova shore]

that's a pretty rude difamation

[ionic viper]

flag es

[nova shore]

?

[gritty zealot]

Dude you had like a stronk there

[nova shore]

yup

english is my 3 language

[neat vine]

what else can you speak

[ionic viper]

defocatıon

[vernal tartan]

i am lingual

[gritty zealot]

For me I can speak, English, French and Spanish

[gritty zealot]

You were here yesterday right? Welcome back foo

[nova shore]

spanish, français, portuguese

[ionic viper]

nooooooooooooooooooo

not tuff

[lavish jackal]

Yo solo hablo español y inglés básico

[finite remnant]

[nova shore]

y ingles

[gritty zealot]

Ta bien, bilingual

[neat vine]

why

[lavish jackal]

Wow

[gritty zealot]

Now THIS is tuff

[bold tinsel]

I’m not surviving, but this is for sure going to be the best run of the tournament

[vital inlet]

does this represents a problem to the bug naneinf chicot?

[plush wagon]

yo hablo español e ingles mas o menos bueno

igual el año que viene me saco el c2

[bold tinsel]

That’s you getting permanent hand size from disabling manacle multiple times I think

[gritty zealot]

XDDD tu nombre anda bugeado

[ionic viper]

now tıs ıs tuff

[bold tinsel]

That’s what it stopped

[plush wagon]

lo se

[nova shore]

ni idea que es, pero suerte

[vital inlet]

oh ok thanks

[plush wagon]

examen oficial de ingles

[nova shore]

copia el emoji del teclado, no de discord

[plush wagon]

lo dejo asi me hace gracia

[nova shore]

eso si se, no las clasificaciones

[ionic viper]

thıs ıs the best pıece of ımage ın my fıles

[plush wagon]

c2 es la mas alta

[plush wagon]

whos that

[ionic viper]

honestly no nfrkz ısnt even close

[ionic viper]

nfkrz when he was a lıttle baby man

[bold tinsel]

I can do this if I can get one more straight

[plush wagon]

el b2 es como el estandar para trabajos bilingues y tal

[nova shore]

cheto, de la escuela o particular?

[plush wagon]

es particular porque es un examen oficial

no te lo hacen en la escuela

[nova shore]

q paja

[lavish jackal]

You're making obelics work?

[bold tinsel]

If you were wondering what this god seed was, here

[lavish jackal]

Obelisk

[ionic viper]

stewıe grıffın

[neat vine]

double poly baron

[bold tinsel]

Obelisk hasn’t been useful in 4 antes

[lavish jackal]

Lmao

[bold tinsel]

Ghost presuming?

[dire pivot]

Constellation is becoming my favorite deck. Prob roffle rubbing off on me. I sold hiker for verdant leaf

[lavish jackal]

BRO WHAT

[neat vine]

i'm on ante 2 btw

[bold tinsel]

He got a rare tag on ghost deck, got Baron and ankh in shop, got the Baron, Poly it with Hes, then duped it with ankh

[ionic viper]

he ıs doıng the sıgma face!!!

[neat vine]

wrong

[bold tinsel]

Dupe with invis?

[neat vine]

on ante 1 i got baron

[ionic viper]

me when fat furrıes

[neat vine]

then hexed it

[nova shore]

what

[neat vine]

then on ante 2 i got ankh

[bold tinsel]

Same thing

[neat vine]

so i decided to sell both cards i got from rare tag

[ionic viper]

pyrocynıcal

[neat vine]

to ankh

[vital inlet]

so if chicot doesn’t give permanent hand size against manacle anymore he’s basically useless to naneinf I guess

[nova shore]

uh?

[bold tinsel]

I knew it was hex and ankh on Baron thay you got from rare tags

[ionic viper]

ball knowledge

[neat vine]

no, I got baron from joker pack

on ante 1

[nova shore]

¿

[neat vine]

and from ante 1 double tag i got rare tag twice

[ionic viper]

pyrocynıcal ıs

[neat vine]

i sold those two cards for spectral packs

and ankh single baron

[ionic viper]

nah ı am not gonna explaın who pyrocynıcaal ıs

nope

[dire pivot]

Would you take ecto?

Nvm I skipped it on accident

[vital inlet]

is that correct?

[warm flint]

The Holy Trinity

[bold tinsel]

Is this the all 10s seed?

[finite remnant]

Wtf

[warm flint]

Yes how did you know?

[ionic viper]

thıs ıs my tuff fursona only ı can wear thıs when ı feel tuff

[lavish jackal]

Blueprint Perishable 😭

[bold tinsel]

Eternal walkie talkie, erratic deck, endless mode ox which I remember from watching rtgame doing this seed.

And flush five?

The clues were all there

[warm flint]

Remind me of the polish meme

[neat vine]

if I get mime and blueprint then it's gonna be insane

[ionic viper]

what?

[vital inlet]

Chicot is basically trash

[ionic viper]

whıch one bro

[neat vine]

quadruple baron

[ionic viper]

that gıves soo lıttle space to thınk

[warm flint]

Oh cholera czy to Freedy Fazber? oh Oh oh oh oh oh

[warm flint]

It is indeed

[ionic viper]

no ıt wont remınd you of that

[bold tinsel]

Yeah those are all the clues that tell me of the all 10s seed

[ionic viper]

ı love thıs

[warm flint]

Its a funny seed

[ionic viper]

also kanye lıterally referenced hıs song good mornıng

[bold tinsel]

This matchup was painted deck vs blue deck, score is 21168 against 576226872

[ionic viper]

scarrıest notıfıcatıon you can ever get

[warm flint]

How many goldstake wins do you have?

[ionic viper]

thıs ıs also scarry to see ın ur phone ıf u ever wake up and thıs ıs ur wallpaper

[ionic viper]

6-7

[neat vine]

nooo

[neat vine]

batlaro

[ionic viper]

PHONK JIMBO BALATRO

[warm flint]

Comming in hot

[neat vine]

baltrao

[warm flint]

Gold Stake isn’t even fun anymore it’s just pure agony

[ionic viper]

thıs makes better call saul look lıke a saturday mornıng sıtcom

[ionic viper]

ıts 6 7 the meme

6 7 the meme

sıxty seven

sıxth sense

omg

OMG ball knowledge

[warm flint]

Sorry I’m from Poland

[ionic viper]

ıt has nothıng to do wıth that

aıt

[warm flint]

Anyway

[ionic viper]

does polısh people lıve wwıthout braınrot?

[warm flint]

I’m not so deep into brainrot

[ionic viper]

ok ım goıng to poland

darkwood reference

[neat vine]

Mail. In. Rebate

[warm flint]

Anyway nice profile pic

[plush wagon]

[ionic viper]

maıl ın rebate me to poland

polısh cow

[velvet tinsel]

[neat vine]

Goodbye

It was two pair

[ionic viper]

balatro balatrez ddyıng to the mouth

[plush wagon]

what hand did you playh

[neat vine]

two pair

[plush wagon]

🥀

[warm flint]

Just do Familar and then cryptid

[neat vine]

oh-

[shy badger]

anyone up for call

[neon crescent]

nat negative barron..

[neat vine]

umm

i got too many kings

i can only do four of a kind

[warm flint]

@ionic viper Do you see the new Vince Gilligin Show trailer

[ionic viper]

ı ddıd

pls tho ım usıng the sıgma saul goodman thınk for a joke

[warm flint]

I’m so hiped for this

[ionic viper]

stıll love jımmy tho

[snow elk]

use Cryptid on glass

[neat vine]

already lost

[ionic viper]

dude ıts ante 16

[warm flint]

Best character in Breaking Bad

[ionic viper]

pls end my sufferıng

[formal blaze]

Anyone know why this launcher isnt working? It wants me to set a game directory path

[ionic viper]

ı stated gettıng polychrome kıngs

[neat vine]

what launcher

[gritty zealot]

@plush wagon since I’ve tried that wee joker deck I just wanna do that 😭 it’s so fun man

[formal blaze]

the balatro multiplayer launcher

[neat vine]

what is that

[nova shore]

a mod

[formal blaze]

i guess ill just raw install instead of using the launcher

[plush wagon]

li feel like lucky cat is more fun than wee but its harder to get it working

but you can just do rare skips for wee or uncommon for lucky cat ig

if its just for fun

[gritty zealot]

True but that synergy of both of them together is great with a lot of twos

[plush wagon]

ye

[manic flicker]

Should be C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Balatro

[ionic viper]

jımbo balatro jımmy mrbest jımmy hopkıns bully and jımmy m mcgıll

[shy badger]

can i use hex w only one joker

[plush wagon]

im gonna do a bartolo run

[neat vine]

btarolo*

[plush wagon]

painted deck blue stake les go

[shy badger]

?

[plush wagon]

i gotta get the gold sticker on painted deck its so good

[neat vine]

yes

[plush wagon]

nah you dont get the bartolo mindset

[neat vine]

if you do hex with one joker it will apply hex and not destroy

[shy badger]

ok ty

[neat vine]

works the same for ankh too

thank you, holographiuc tag

[gritty zealot]

Good luck on your bartoli run

[ionic viper]

guys pls help me ıts soo borıng

[thorn sierra]

my best unseeded run yet purple stake hex deck

[plush wagon]

extremely broke this run but i believe itll pay off

[ionic viper]

3 photos

why

why me

stıll no blue/storm

[chrome fable]

doing the non-perishable challenge. this is attempt 1...

[trim zephyr]

i did my first 1 million :DDD

[karmic swallow]

i just did my very first E!!!

im so extremely happy and proud

[trim zephyr]

thats wild

[thorn sierra]

feels good

[ionic viper]

OMG FINNALY

YES

I AM FREE

[ionic viper]

ANTE 18

ante 18 and ı got 2 blueprınts noww

[thorn sierra]

similar to mine lmao

[hollow solstice]

Wild run

[karmic swallow]

i had 2 triboulet, a brainstorm, 2 chads, and a photo

[thorn sierra]

i had 2 tribs, 2 chads aswell

[trim zephyr]

ayo look at this

[thorn sierra]

and 2 photos

[outer arrow]

GGs

[outer arrow]

BRO

[karmic swallow]

bro 💔

[chrome fable]

this run keeps getting better

[ionic viper]

omg 4th photograph now ı dont want ıt

[trim zephyr]

thats a mod?

[karmic swallow]

bro 😭

[chrome fable]

no mods somehow lol its the non-perishable challenge

[neat vine]

is my jokers good

[trim zephyr]

i mean that thing down below photograph

[chrome fable]

oh yeah

[ionic viper]

ım goıng mental

[trim zephyr]

wtf

[chrome fable]

Joker Display mod

[trim zephyr]

W

[chrome fable]

great mod except for lucky cat runs cuz it spoils the lucky hits lol

[neat vine]

what the tarot

[ionic viper]

yes

[trim zephyr]

my friend says that walkie talkie is not good

[ionic viper]

sıgma

[neat vine]

it is (for now)

[trim zephyr]

yeah thats because it depends what are you playing

[neat vine]

face cards

I play numbered if I need

[trim zephyr]

so i think you need to make it negative

[chrome fable]

oh no i just let a judgement rip forgetting i was playing non perishable. now im stuck with devious joker 😭

[trim zephyr]

im lucky

[plush wagon]

ok i think i just lost lmfaoo sad bc it was starting to get funny but my build wasnt strong enough

let me just test out this 4oak

[chrome fable]

luchador ante 2? nah u gotta be more confident than that

[trim zephyr]

thats actually very cool

[plush wagon]

yeah no not even close gg

[neat vine]

brqainstorm

[trim zephyr]

did u see brainstorm

[chrome fable]

i did yes

dont fumble it

im watching

[trim zephyr]

That was a few games ago

guess what

i lost

i got lucky for jokers but not with my cards

[chrome fable]

oh welp...

[trim zephyr]

but it doesnt matter!

i won my first mill with green dificulty!

[chrome fable]

GG

[trim zephyr]

or whatever you call it

[chrome fable]

proud of you

[trim zephyr]

i got cavendish and some cool stuff

[neat vine]

wow i need cavendish

somehow banana hasn't died (yet)

[trim zephyr]

my banana jokers expire after 5 rounds

or less

thats pretty lame

for me ig

[jolly talon]

Nole

[neat vine]

NOO

EXTINCT

cavendish pls

[chrome fable]

@trim zephyr i see you play gd i just looked at the nameplate

[trim zephyr]

i got 21 demons

[chrome fable]

i did not expect to find another gd player here

[chrome fable]

i beat tenth circle as my hardest the other day lol

[trim zephyr]

W

anyways

lil joker

[chrome fable]

WEEE

[ionic viper]

bıllıons must dıe to stop me from playıng balatro

[inner quartz]

That's amazing

[ionic viper]

ı feel lıke chudjak

balatro endgame

nothıng ever happens

no blueprınt no braınstorm

no nothıng

[chrome fable]

just start streaming

its that simple

[neat vine]

i got cavendish guys

is that good

i got all jokers as x but not +

[chrome fable]

in that case you need all the planets

[neat vine]

actually i can change that

[inner quartz]

That's fine

As long as you aren't playing obelisk

[delicate viper]

You're not alone. I am also a GD player

[trim zephyr]

lol blueprint

[neat vine]

i got destroyed by the moyuth

[trim zephyr]

how many tokens did you manage to get?

[chrome fable]

yoo whats ur hardest

[shy badger]

if im using obelisk i cant play neither flush or two pair?

or which counts?

[neat vine]

no

[delicate viper]

Classic: Electrodynamix V2
Platformer: Two Time

[delicate viper]

I would've put Metal Test for my hardest classic but I didn't because I still want to get the jank coin

[neat vine]

nice mine is sonic wave

[chrome fable]

keep going you'll be beating extremes in no time

[delicate viper]

Like, I know how to beat it, just not with the coin 🤣

[chrome fable]

best of luck with it

i havent beaten any platformers yet even tho my hardest is tenth circle lol. what do you recommend as my first platformer? @delicate viper

[delicate viper]

a platformer level by flocab

That's the title fr

Or argibi by 7rodo

Whichever works best for you

[chrome fable]

i will try those, thank you 🫡

[dire pivot]

😢 o7

[shy badger]

am i cooked

[ionic viper]

god hates me

[brazen lake]

Hey guys, it's my Birthday :D

And I came here to ask one thing, which is the best deck

?

[chrome fable]

i love plasma and ghost decks

[neat vine]

ghost deck for me

[neat vine]

which decks do you hve?

[zenith wadi]

Happy borned day

[zenith wadi]

Also for the best deck, tbh, I like all of them, even though there’s two decks I haven’t unlocked yet

[tidal ferry]

Blue abandoned and yellow are objectivly bey fare the sotngest

All the decks have reasons to play them other than black and nabula

[zenith wadi]

I don’t really hate any deck, though I see how some decks can be unlikable

[neat vine]

nebula*

anyways nebula is useful

sometimes

[tidal ferry]

Not compared to any other deck

[unreal aurora]

Are mobile balatro saves transferrable to the Steam version? Asking for a friend

[tidal ferry]

No

[neat vine]

wrong joker holographic tag...

[neat vine]

for a friend?

[unreal aurora]

Yeah

[neat vine]

just admit it

it's for yourself

don't worry

[unreal aurora]

I don't gotta prove anything

I don't have the mobile version

[neat vine]

ok i believe you

(also I never asked you to prove anything)

[inner quartz]

Black for endless maybe? Although you can use plasma ghost and anaglyph

[glad oriole]

no

[tidal ferry]

Nah

Black sucks no matter how you look at it

[neat vine]

hanging chad is so useless

[tidal ferry]

.....

Are you

Trolling

[neat vine]

no

i am getting barely anything

[unreal aurora]

Yeah true I'm just defensive by default cuz autism

[neat vine]

look at this

[ionic viper]

release meeee

release meeeee

[neat vine]

what good does hanging chad do

[neat vine]

more

get +1k

[ionic viper]

honesly ıf ante 39 wasnt max ı wwould

but ım at ante 20 rn

soo ın ante 40 ı would get 1000

[neat vine]

just get it before ante 39

i believe in you

also in endgame, cdan you get like 30-40 jokers at once?

cause i see people with so many

how they do that

[neon wren]

double tags + negative tag mostly. you need to see 300 jokers to see a negative after all, most aren't useful

[ionic viper]

ı have 80 rn wıth mods

[shy badger]

is endless mode even worth playing

like im just trying to unlock stuff should i play it till i lose or wh at

[neon wren]

depends on what you have to unlock. some are easier, some are harder. you need to get to ante 12 to unlock petro for example

[neat vine]

yes

[neon wren]

setting up for endless is fun. actually playing endless is a job

[neat vine]

no it's not

[shy badger]

i lost on ante 10 nvm

endless is fun but it scales way too fast

i beat the ante 8 boss in one shot so i won easily but endless just way diff ngl

[neat vine]

yes

endless is insane

i got destroyed ante 12

wait no

i think 11

[ionic viper]

play a red seal steel kıng

[neat vine]

if i show you my deck you will die

[ionic viper]

never downplay the sıgma wolf baron mıme

[neon wren]

ante 12 is 50Billion score needed, that's the first big jump

[ionic viper]

ı dont thınk thıs ıs alıve

[ionic viper]

ı put neg on tarots soo ı can stack em and then play ıt on the last han an get 1000 mult fortune

ehh

[neat vine]

i know it sucks

but i can't improve it

[plush wagon]

holy shit i need that texture pack for the cards

[ionic viper]

ok

sıgma stare

[plush wagon]

can you like send it or smth smh my head

[ionic viper]

ok

[plush wagon]

[ionic viper]

ımma try to fınd ıt atleast

sınce ı dont even remember wwhat ıs wat

you can probably fınd ıt

ım too hooked to quıt balatıng rn

[plush wagon]

wait what mod is that

[onyx depot]

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/kOJXRlDGLeymMIVzt?invite=cr-MSxwaTEsMzE5NDc1MjQx

[ionic viper]

deltarune deck bro

💀

wow ıts on game banana

[neat vine]

how to get balaltaro mods

[ionic viper]

ı feel lıke a nerd

[ionic viper]

youtube

let those guys get paıd

[granite drum]

im using a balatro calculator to play balatro irl

[tidal ferry]

Driving in my car right after a beer

[ionic viper]

nooooooooo

kıngs charıot must not be stopped when he ıs balatro nane ınfıng

[tidal ferry]

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

[neat vine]

steel card

CHARIOT!!

[ionic viper]

no

ı dont thınk people are meant to see after ante 9

no

ante8*

[bold tinsel]

why are there no vcs here

[glad oriole]

too hard to moderate

[lavish jackal]

You can find it in mod pages

Its not in balatro mod manager

[plush wagon]

idk how to mod balatro im egg

[bold tinsel]

i dont remember a joker called "hack"

[ionic viper]

OMG FINNALY

[gritty zealot]

The hack joker retriggers 2-3-4-5 ranked cards

It’s good for wee joker and lucky cat combos

[ionic viper]

sıgma has offıcally got twıtter checkmarke

[gritty zealot]

No way, I’ve been trying endlessly and I never achieved it

Ggs

[ionic viper]

thanks

[gritty zealot]

[wide lagoon]

GG

[shy badger]

anyone down to call

[shy badger]

congratz

[fringe fog]

Guys is getting no pair, no straight and win in less than 12 rounds in the same round while playing only 5 days is w or l

[gritty zealot]

Bro you’ve been asking since like years

[shy badger]

yeah so

[gritty zealot]

Ion

[trim zephyr]

I BEATED BLACK DIFF!!!

[wide lagoon]

GG

[royal vault]

guys

what am I doing here

this is ante 6

[trim zephyr]

bald joker

[inner quartz]

Cut to the moon for sixth?

[trim zephyr]

to the moon

[royal vault]

wdym cut the moon?

Id say get rid of gold jokey

joker

[trim zephyr]

you have already 80 bucks dude

[inner quartz]

Foil thi

[royal vault]

you already have another reliable source of income from stonks

thats true

well

how close are you to losing your hands

[empty rock]

do i sell half joker to try and get a funny second oops

[trim zephyr]

i did this on the bathroom btw

[trim zephyr]

what are u playing

[empty rock]

magic deck white stake

[trim zephyr]

are u playing trio?

[empty rock]

pair is at lvl 16 (235x17)

[royal vault]

IM GOING TO CRASH OUT

THIS GAME WONT STOP GIVING ME DIFFICULT CHOICES

[empty rock]

also i just recently got canio (x4) and lucky cat (x1.5)

[trim zephyr]

lmao

[royal vault]

yknow what

I think I get rid of stonks

[trim zephyr]

maybe sell the right one

[royal vault]

because I have lots of queens with gold seals

so I think Im good

[empty rock]

ok i’ll just do it it’ll be funny lol

[trim zephyr]

i think thats better

[royal vault]

YO WHAT

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER HIT THAT BIG OF A SCORE

LOOK AT THAT BRO

HOLY MOLY

[trim zephyr]

yoooo

W

[trim zephyr]

[royal vault]

yo what was that

[inner quartz]

[royal vault]

am I the only one who saw that?

[empty rock]

doesn’t really matter since a pair scored me 700k all i need to do is find the oops

[shy badger]

first time ever i win 2 runs in a row

[royal vault]

hey friend

a friend has showed up

[trim zephyr]

lol

[royal vault]

YO WTF IS THIS

[empty rock]

oh uhhhhhh crap do i sell showman or continue trying to get the second oops

[royal vault]

ALL OF THEM ARE HOLOGRAPHIC

[trim zephyr]

i got some hispanic memes about balatro but is in another server

[royal vault]

SO

THIS ISNT OK

THIS ONE IS NOT OK

[shy badger]

first shop in omelette

[trim zephyr]

buy the black n white one

[royal vault]

I already did

I aint stupid

[trim zephyr]

please don't be angry i'm scared 🥺

[royal vault]

BROTHER

[icy garden]

......

[royal vault]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHAT IS THIS BRO

LIKE CMON

[wide lagoon]

what is this xp thingy?

[royal vault]

its a mod

[wide lagoon]

which one?

[ionic viper]

fortune teller ıs at 804

we mıght have 1000 mult fortune teller

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 💘

[royal vault]

frim mod

grim*

it adds skill trees

[zenith wadi]

Wow

[zenith wadi]

Wow

[wide lagoon]

thanks

[zenith wadi]

I remember I had a hologram joker up to x9

[ionic viper]

ın 2 ante'a ı went from 530 to 804

[wide lagoon]

damn

[royal vault]

no prob

[nova shore]

eh, uhm, you never tried, desinstall system32, or something like that?

[ionic viper]

yes

[nova shore]

makes sense

[ionic viper]

thats how ı got the mıme

[nova shore]

clearly a balanced trade

[glass finch]

first shop after double rare tag skips

[bold tinsel]

so a run in the balatro deck tournament got a soul...

its yorick... on a build that already had hit the road...

[ionic viper]

feedıng ınto the consumerısm by buyıng all tarot cars

[bold tinsel]

im one away from completionist

all i need is the freaking money tree

[ionic viper]

we are 98 tarots card away from god hood

[onyx trench]

relatable

[bold tinsel]

what's your build?

[ionic viper]

red seal kıngs of steel bro

[bold tinsel]

looking for baron?

[ionic viper]

blueprınt

40 more tarots

[wide lagoon]

yall probably seen this but I think it's funny

[ionic viper]

ım gonna take a shower before ı get 1k mult fortune teller

[granite drum]

aw dang it

[royal vault]

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

BRO

I GOT 2 SOUL CARDS BACK TO BACK ARCANE PACKS

[timid holly]

Scum of the earth

[royal vault]

I HAVE YORICK AND POLY PERKEO

[vestal glacier]

photochad.

[timid holly]

Good god

[royal vault]

WITH A NEGATIVE TRIB

@timid holly DONT FORGET ABOUT THE BRAINSTORM

[granite drum]

GOATED

[royal vault]

WE GOT THE SOCK AND BUSKIN WITH DNA AND GOLD SEALED GLASS QUEENS

[granite drum]

this guy might use photochad or smth

[turbid solstice]

aura

[timid holly]

Possibly

[royal vault]

guys

its over

I got the plant

[wide lagoon]

rip

[timid holly]

Ah
The humble plant

[royal vault]

I cant win

[wide lagoon]

you got plant'd :(

[timid holly]

Surely the 3 legendaries will help you here, right?

[timid holly]

No thats aura

[turbid solstice]

oh my god i shed a tear

either ur lucky or easy skip a pack

[timid holly]

A white tear rolled down my leg 🥲

[turbid solstice]

skipping a pack makes me feel so ungrateful

but tbh the red joker where u skip a pack carried me in erratic deck

[bold tinsel]

I see you havent played ghost deck yet

[timid holly]

I have, but not enough

[timid holly]

I have it up to blue stake

[bold tinsel]

Meanwhile me, who used it to get to orange stake and have not beaten even red on anything else

Anaglyph got absolutely ruined by needle in the tournament, since they needed the extra hands to get the cards they needed

Needing 4 of a kind and can’t get it when you have 3 discards and no hands to get it

3s build, and this is the standard pack I get

[bold tinsel]

I’ve gotten 13 3 of clubs in my deck

[bold tinsel]

My predictions are almost perfect

I predicted blue, yellow, erratic, and nebula

So far winners have been blue, yellow, and erratic

[solemn osprey]

why

[bold tinsel]

I need nebula to beat red

But I still will try

[vernal tartan]

modern shakespeare

[patent elbow]

Fucked up in the crib playing Rougelike Poker

[icy garden]

:(

[bold tinsel]

I’m playing abandoned deck

And I drew a clubs flush of A9753

Without needing a discard

And I said to myself

“When Odd Todd flushes without discarding at the club.”

Which is so gross

[frigid wasp]

Apoco si

[willow lodge]

guys i found blueprint

[patent elbow]

uh

sorry to break it to you but

[valid badge]

whats the move chat

[icy garden]

That was a good run

[bold tinsel]

Perfect predictions

Semifinals are blue VS Yellow and erratic VS Nebula

[lucid pond]

What's this?

[latent spoke]

Hey guys I finally beat balatro

How skill

I also beat it a while back with a set seed

And I forgot it was a set seed so I kind of got upset when I didn’t see cerulean bell in my discovered

[plush wagon]

the j

[mint bone]

'i love playing plasma deck, but i wish there were two jokers and a planet to make sure i beat the run!'
the ever-so-humble blue joker, marble joker & pluto:

[glad oriole]

“effect joker” as if all other jokers dont have effects

its an econ joker btw

value generator

[hearty pulsar]

But it gives no money

I'm confused

[glad oriole]

jokers can produce value without directly giving you money

anytime astronomer discounts a planet pack

[hearty pulsar]

Like cartomancer ?

[glad oriole]

it saves you 4/6/8 dollars

[glad oriole]

yes

[hearty pulsar]

Ok

[mighty hazel]

what up my balatros

[hearty pulsar]

Gimp

[icy frost]

they are mocking me atp

😭

[frigid shale]

next reroll will have a gift card just sell your pants to get it

trust

wait im stupi

[glad oriole]

why would gift card help

[frigid shale]

not even gift fard i meant to say credit card how tf 💔

[glad oriole]

and plus

that requires rerolling

and you’d be in so much debt with no scoring

death

[mighty hazel]

death

what is the best card type and why is it lucky card

[glad sage]

I was running a diamond flush deck.

[thorny juniper]

Easy game gg

[tiny willow]

Hola

[thorny juniper]

Por fin alguien que habla español :v

[tiny willow]

Ahu varios te digo

Oe

[thorny juniper]

Que alivio

[tiny willow]

Dame tips para escalera corrida

[thorny juniper]

Usar comodín borroso y comodin 4 dedos

El comodin 4 dedos te permite hacer escaleras y color con 4 cartas

Y comodin borroso cuenta diamante y corazones como un mismo palo. Pica y espada también cuentan como un mismo palo.

Teniendo esos dos comodines, ya tienes la partida practicamente hecha, y hacer escalera corrida se vuelve más sencilla. Claro, que te salgan los comodines es difícil.

[snow glade]

Guenas

[thorny juniper]

De hecho en la imagen que mandé están los comodines

[tiny willow]

Oe no es más fácil usar la baraja de cuadros en vez de el comodín borroso

[thorny juniper]

No sé que comodín es ese, aún no lo desbloqueo

[tiny willow]

Es uno que solo te da cartas de espadas y corazones

[thorny juniper]

Está buenísimo

[tiny willow]

Si usar color ahí es muy facil

[nova shore]

spanish again xd

[thorny juniper]

Color DEIDAD

[thorny juniper]

Latam arrives

[nova shore]

except for br

[glad oriole]

erm the rules say communicate in english

[thorny juniper]

I dont speak taka taka

[glad oriole]

?

[nova shore]

dude

dont be mean

[tiny willow]

Bro just lets us communicate and forgets the rules

[glad oriole]

that sounds like its supposed to be offensive but idk

[glad oriole]

the mods here have a life for some reason

[thorny juniper]

Sorry

[glad oriole]

crazy huh

[tiny willow]

Fr

[glad oriole]

its okay i dont really know

[thorny juniper]

Bueno, quien tiene hambre?

[tiny willow]

Si algo hablamos priv

[nova shore]

i have an spanish sv

if you want it

[tiny willow]

Dm

[slim junco]

Retro is 🔑

[unborn cave]

Cuenta nueva o eres nuevo?

[slim junco]

XD?

[slim junco]

Llevo aquí tiempo vro

[unborn cave]

Enseña todas hermano,es que ví que apenas desbloqueabas un comodin antes

Yo tendría ya muchas al oro si no fuera x perdí partida pero ya tengo como 5 en pozo de oro y me voy a pasar la baraja azul

[slim junco]

Es que solamente jugaba con los comodines que me daban, más no compraba o hacia lo necesario para desbloquear los comodines que requerían ciertas acciones especificas

Es solo eso vro

[unborn cave]

Bro pero es mejor desbloquearlos todos por si surge una combinación espontánea buena

Ejemplo el que desbloqueaste es muy bueno con jorick

[slim junco]

Yo se, por eso las estoy haciendo ya de una vez, de paso hago también lo de sacarle pozo dorado a la baraja azul :D

No solo desbloquee 1

[unborn cave]

Va bro balatrers Unidos jamas seran vencidos

[slim junco]

Si no 3 en esta run

[slim junco]

Estás 3 pa ser específicos

Balatreate 🃏🔥

[unborn cave]

Jimbo el mejor comodin🔥

[slim junco]

+4 Mult

🔥🔥🔥

Para early Game es got

[primal torrent]

yippi

yippi

birfday

yippi

[slim junco]

the red guy from bocchi the rock

[glad coral]

help..

o ayuda nose..

ya perdi olvidalo

[zenith wadi]

I’m gonna get so much money

[keen willow]

Play the face cards first

Because chad

[gritty zealot]

Anda hablando español? Que pasó gente? Nadie les a dicho nada?

[unborn cave]

Ps no hay chat en español🥀🥀🥀😭

[gritty zealot]

Son la hostia ustedes

[keen willow]

Este es el chat de español

[unborn cave]

Que mas soñaste🔥🔥🔥

[keen willow]

No es verdad? 😦

Jimbo me mintió entonces

[unborn cave]

No, tristemente no

[keen willow]

Si tan solo pusieran la función de traducir mensajes

[gritty zealot]

UFFF jimbo a las 3 de la mañana be like xddd

[gritty zealot]

Si eh

[keen willow]

Todos podrían hablar su idioma

Con el mee6 creo que se hacía

[gritty zealot]

Si bro

Y literal esta mañana, estaba con una tipa que se llama haiku ahí hablando de chill, y un random inglés viene y arruina todo xdd

[keen willow]

Muchos seguro hablan español

Pero como el server es "estrictamente" inglés

[gritty zealot]

Si pero no se ven por esa regla tonta 😭

[keen willow]

En menos de 5min se solucionaba esto

[gritty zealot]

No se, a muchos no les molesta que estábamos hablando español, solo estaban genuinamente confundidos nksjksjskj

[keen willow]

La mejor parte de hablar español es la confusión para los que no lo entienden

[gritty zealot]

XDDD SI SI SI

[keen willow]

La misma desde hace 3 años, incluida en ws

[shy badger]

w

[gritty zealot]

Hay un mamon que anda enviando una foto de los cuatro cosos en cada coso donde preguntamos por un canal de español

Ve y ve bro

En la tags pon other pa encontrarlo

Ve en el canal de sugestiones

Y busca por los que hablan de pedir un canal en español

Se ve que a algunos no les gustó

[glad sage]

Uh

Balatro or

[pale gust]

currently

[glad sage]

somethin

[glad sage]

Why 2s

Nvm

Your a hacker

[gritty zealot]

Goated set of jokers and deck

Lucky cat would go crazy

[lyric harbor]

balatro

[near yew]

find baron

[pale gust]

you called it

just accidently won off high card

[gritty zealot]

YOOOO that scaling bouta be insane

[hollow pilot]

Balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[thorny juniper]

Balatro is life

[quiet horizon]

This was sent to me

[gritty zealot]

If Balatro balatrez

[quiet horizon]

Omg please I need that tag
The other person I know has it won’t give it

[gritty zealot]

Click on the tag, it’ll send you to the server

[quiet horizon]

It doesn’t

[mighty hazel]

what the balatro

[gritty zealot]

The click the server link

[gritty zealot]

What really?

[quiet horizon]

Probably a mobile problem

[gritty zealot]

For me it does dawg

[gritty zealot]

Or update it, that was my problem like update discord

[quiet horizon]

Holy shit it’s Susie Deltarune

[mighty hazel]

real

[gritty zealot]

Where the hell are we Kris? Why are you gambling

[pale gust]

look at this natural negative

i pulled

[quiet horizon]

Oh there’s an update
It should do it automatically tho
Don’t know why it didn’t

[gritty zealot]

Dude what

[gritty zealot]

You a fan of teto I suppose?

[quiet horizon]

Sell campfire for campfire value

[zenith wadi]

I might lose this one

[quiet horizon]

I really like her, but I don’t wanna risk calling myself a fan since i’m on the “new” side of fans

[gritty zealot]

Nah id win

[gritty zealot]

Yo same here, I’m like hungry for her songs. My friend showed me teto and like wow amazing vocaloid

[nova shore]

oh there is a mod about ralsei

[gritty zealot]

Buen regreso bro

Really? There’s like a deltarune card mod

[mighty hazel]

real

[quiet horizon]

There’s an Undertale/Deltarune mod

Shayy played it

[nova shore]

10-20, undertale too

[mighty hazel]

didnt read

and didnt even had directors cut

all hearts

[gritty zealot]

Lost so hard there’s no background

[quiet horizon]

So true
Love her voice

[quiet horizon]

What happened to the everything

[mighty hazel]

xbox store version

since gamepass

a bit different from steam

[quiet horizon]

Right
I forget it’s on consoles too

[gritty zealot]

xD a quien le gusta ese joker xdd

[nova shore]

its chicot

[mighty hazel]

goes hard with midas touch

even more with paradeoil whatever its called

[gritty zealot]

Paradolia?

[nova shore]

xd

para dolia

[mighty hazel]

pareidolia

yes

[gritty zealot]

XDDD

Idol is so unreliable I swear imma crash out

[mighty hazel]

only 1 letter off though

[mighty hazel]

just need deck full of same card

[quiet horizon]

Kinda the point
Only reliable with a good deck

[zenith wadi]

Lost

[gritty zealot]

Cant clean my damn deck

[mighty hazel]

joever?

[quiet horizon]

Tarot merchant is the way

[mighty hazel]

just make it small then

small deck is great 👌

[gritty zealot]

Im trying 🤑

[nova shore]

i read the seed like lassagna

[quiet horizon]

Small deck = best deck

[gritty zealot]

Obviously?

[zenith wadi]

Queens

[quiet horizon]

I had a trib

[gritty zealot]

My Balatro is just not cooperating

[zenith wadi]

Ah

[quiet horizon]

And personally Queens > Kings

-# unless Baron

[pale gust]

is this invisible joker

bait?

[nova shore]

SELL DUST

[mighty hazel]

riff raff is peak

[nova shore]

sorry caps

[quiet horizon]

What’s your cat at and how much more do you score above the requirement

[pale gust]

cat is at x18

and i just scored e11

[quiet horizon]

Yeah ok sell dusk

[pale gust]

sorry

lmao

but im gonna need your help again

[quiet horizon]

Uhhh

[pale gust]

sorry kitty

[quiet horizon]

How confident are you in your luck

[pale gust]

it might be your time

i cant sell the oops

its negative

[quiet horizon]

Not oops

[pale gust]

my ecto landed on it

[quiet horizon]

I meant

How confident are you that idol won’t miss

[pale gust]

i need to deck fix like 5 more cards

[quiet horizon]

That’s a uhhh
Hold on math time

[tawdry robin]

What’s Lucky Cats mult?

[quiet horizon]

18

So
Yeah
Idol and it’s not even close

[mighty hazel]

total minus 5 cards under total

[pale gust]

selling the cat

[quiet horizon]

Wasn’t calculating probability
I was calculating how much better the idol would be xMult wise

[quiet horizon]

Yes

[mighty hazel]

hm

[pale gust]

lowk wanted to see how much i can boost cat

[tawdry robin]

Idol could be good here if Lucky Cat isn’t contributing to much of his score

[quiet horizon]

It is, idol is just WAY better

Idol is like a x512 with the hack

[pale gust]

well

idol definitely paid off

[tawdry robin]

Should he replace it with Hanging Chad instead of Cat

Well nevermind then

[quiet horizon]

Nah
Extra triggers=more idol

[tawdry robin]

True

[quiet horizon]

sell campfire please

[pale gust]

im gonna sell campfire

and rip the invis jkoker

i pray it doesnt land on hanging chad

[quiet horizon]

Hope it’s not oops

[tawdry robin]

Let’s pray it lands on Idol or Hack

[pale gust]

it landed on brainstorm

lol

[quiet horizon]

AWESOME

[tawdry robin]

Lowkey amazing

[pale gust]

im using both of them to copy the hack

[quiet horizon]

Is it better to copy hack or idol here
I think it’s idol?

[pale gust]

lmao my idol didnt hit this time

so guess not

[tawdry robin]

Rip

[quiet horizon]

Damn

Negative credit card though

Now we just reroll for tarots

[tawdry robin]

If idol hits a card and you get rid of all those cards of it will it change or does it just not do anything at all

[pale gust]

broooo

what is my luck right now

[quiet horizon]

Stays until next natural reset

[quiet horizon]

Not useful unless you get a negative Pareidolia or something

[pale gust]

oh wait

im a monkey

i forgot im playing 2s

i play face cards so much

[quiet horizon]

I can tell what your favorite boss blind is

[mighty hazel]

the wall

[pale gust]

going good so far

[quiet horizon]

Who else is like this

[quiet horizon]

Just need to find a trib and- wait wrong build

[eternal forge]

how u even get these specific jokers so much times

teach me the secrets

[plush wagon]

thry should add a new boss blind call the j and it j

[quiet horizon]

It’s not how many times you get them
It’s number of rounds completed with them
And it just so happens that they’re really strong, so they stay for a while

[eternal forge]

oh

[pale gust]

how tf do you see this

i would love to check

lma

[quiet horizon]

Settings>stats

[near orchid]

I swear I take brainstorm as much as blueprint when I get it offered

[near orchid]

card stats in settings

[quiet horizon]

I usually get offered more Brainstorms than Blueprints

[near orchid]

you seem to get about an equal amount

[quiet horizon]

I usually find blueprint later on too
I’m honestly surprised Brainstorm is lower than Blueprint

[near orchid]

most of my good runs get blueprint well before brainstorm

even as far as getting three blueprints before brainstorm

and a natneg blueprint before brainstorm once

[quiet horizon]

Woah

Never happened to me

[near orchid]

that run had so much potential I also had double trib

luckiest shit ever

[quiet horizon]

I also got double trib once hold up

[near orchid]

and I completely flubbed it dying to an easy blind cuz I forgot I sold idol

[quiet horizon]

Here

[near orchid]

nice

[quiet horizon]

Oh wait
I thought it was an image

[near orchid]

lemme find mine

I had glass in my deck

that I had just made

But I discarded it cuz I thought I still scored e38

(sold idol for invis)