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[carmine river]

The numbers get so huge

[lyric vine]

this is good enough?

[carmine river]

The game physically can't render them

Resulting in them being defined as

[lyric vine]

are all the tribs negative

[carmine river]

NanEinf

Nan for not a number

[pale gust]

update

[graceful mural]

Also for anybody wonder what happens if you some how reach the "Nan" score

It instantly kills you

[carmine river]

E for the exponent and inf for dumbass

[lyric vine]

i thoughti t was naneif

[graceful mural]

You still have hands but you just die

[carmine river]

if???

[lyric vine]

nothing capitalised

[neat vine]

is this good i'm on ante 7 right now

[lyric vine]

.

[carmine river]

Yeah you physically can't score higher than Naneinf

[graceful mural]

Find photo

[neat vine]

soon

[graceful mural]

i mean IF you hit Nan

[carmine river]

This is the most ragtag team ever wtf

[ionic viper]

guys ı wıll teach you guys how to be an alpha m

[graceful mural]

Not saying you can

But IF you did

[neat vine]

what

[graceful mural]

thats what it does

[carmine river]

I'm just saying

[neat vine]

it's not that bad

[carmine river]

That's why it just gets you

[carmine river]

Yeah but it's a bit of a ragtag group ngl

[neat vine]

i only need a few more things until it's good

[carmine river]

Yeah and one of them's a common

If you find Mime then buy it and pivot to Steel kings

[neat vine]

i reroll 5 times in shop

i never get

every round

[carmine river]

Oh buddy welcome to Balatro

[ionic viper]

how to be a v buck generator male
BETTER THEN ALPHA?

[carmine river]

That's honestly mild for how shit my luck is

[lyric vine]

ok what

flushes bruh

[ionic viper]

toılet flush

[carmine river]

"Playing flush sets money to 0$" <3

[lyric vine]

first time getting this much

[lyric vine]

shut

please

❤️

[ionic viper]

hell no

[neat vine]

should i skip big blind for negative tag

[ionic viper]

thats not alpha at all

[lyric vine]

never

[ionic viper]

why?

[graceful mural]

it WILL be negative brainstorm

[ionic viper]

negatıve ıs lıke the best tag bruv thats not tuff

[lyric vine]

but like

[neat vine]

i will believe you

[carmine river]

Negative Jimbo

[pale gust]

bro

i swear this is unseeded

what the fuck lmao

[ionic viper]

what ante eve ıs ıt

[neat vine]

wtf

[ionic viper]

nah ıts seeded

[graceful mural]

Stoneing it :3

[lyric vine]

at 10 😭

crazy wow

[ionic viper]

do ıt

[neat vine]

the goad disabled my steel card

[lyric vine]

bruh

welp

[carmine river]

You'll be fine

[pale gust]

ong it isnt

[carmine river]

Use that Justice

[neat vine]

negative egg

[lyric vine]

i did

[ionic viper]

not tuff

[carmine river]

And you're pretty much fine

[carmine river]

Good boy

Have fun

[graceful mural]

Even better

!!

[ionic viper]

ı hate ıt

[lyric vine]

this is my best bet no??? after seeing if i got anything else

[pale gust]

bro my invis joker copied my chicot

lmao

[carmine river]

That's lowkey good

Like actually

[neat vine]

oh nice

[carmine river]

Sell Half Joker

[ionic viper]

why you need neg egg when you wıll sell ıt eıther way

[carmine river]

Please

Kill him

[carmine river]

I really hope this is parody too

[ionic viper]

no ıts not

[carmine river]

It's free 3 dollars per round bro

[neat vine]

baron blueprint or photograph?

[ionic viper]

ım stupıd lıke that

[inner quartz]

Bp

[carmine river]

Let me see your jokers

Let me see

[lyric vine]

oh

my king broke

[carmine river]

Sell Bull

[neat vine]

for what

[carmine river]

Oh wait

Lmao I'm stupid

Copy Chad

[inner quartz]

Put it on chad

[lyric vine]

why is this not flush

[inner quartz]

Or if u have many kings put it on baron

[carmine river]

Stronger hands are always played

4oak is better than flush

[lyric vine]

bruh

[carmine river]

So even if it's a flush

[inner quartz]

4oak is better than flush

[carmine river]

It'll count as 4oak

[lyric vine]

not for me no

[neat vine]

my deck good right now?

[lyric vine]

no

get more kings

[carmine river]

Not at all

[ionic viper]

they should add chud jack to balatro

[inner quartz]

If it's not better then don't play it

[neat vine]

trying

[lyric vine]

destroy all the other cards

[graceful mural]

your focusing getting enhancements too much

Never grab enhancements

[lyric vine]

welp i mean

[neat vine]

is this serious

[carmine river]

Enhancements aren't that good outside of 2

[graceful mural]

grab like 3 tarots for enhancements

over the entire run

[neat vine]

ohh

[carmine river]

Yeah that

Get one good card

Juice it up

Then spam it like crazy with Deaths

[ionic viper]

honestly ı only play straıghts ın balatro ıs ıt wrong?

[graceful mural]

Death
Hanged Man
Cryptid
Fool

These are your GOATS

[carmine river]

Depends on what you do

[graceful mural]

Also strength for if you find an amazing card (red seal card) in a standard pack

[ionic viper]

honestly hanged man ısnt good

[carmine river]

Gold stake or endless??

[neat vine]

should I get it

[ionic viper]

endless

[graceful mural]

Honestly, your just wrong???

[carmine river]

And you're stupid

[ionic viper]

nah

[graceful mural]

Hang man is the second best tarot

[carmine river]

Hanged Man is statistically better than Death

It's not actually better practically

But it's pretty close in value

[graceful mural]

you cant get copys of card without death so eh

tho if u have DNA!!!

[carmine river]

Deck thinning is what you usually do in Balatro

[carmine river]

Exactly

[ionic viper]

ı mean yeah ıts good to take out lıke cards for the long run but ıts not ok to just waste a cardd u cant convert

[carmine river]

Death is better cause of that

Glass cards are peak

[neat vine]

should i take pareidolia

[carmine river]

But they break

So you have a limited supply

[carmine river]

Nope

[carmine river]

I'm sorry man but Glass cards don't run out that fast

Standard pack and a Death a round and you'll be fine

[ionic viper]

ıdk mate

[carmine river]

By the time it gets thinned enough

You're already fucking dead

So it doesn't matter

[graceful mural]

Cryptid > Death > Hanged Man >> Strength >>>>>>>> Anything else
(This is ignoring the econ ones because they dont really apply, also for the random ones those guys suck)

[carmine river]

Strength is situational btw

[ionic viper]

defınetly

[carmine river]

Strength Red Seals and cards that are 1 strength away from the rank you specifically want

Besides that don't ever take them

[sterile ridge]

yall wanna see somehing cool

[carmine river]

Believe me it doesn't

[ionic viper]

u eıther tryıng to get straıght or seal kıng ıf ur usıng strenght

[carmine river]

If you don't win in 1 hand you basically die anyways

[ionic viper]

ı gotta see ıtmyself hol on

[graceful mural]

Cryptid - FAR into endless, earlier on its good but not as good bc your deck sucks (also only good when you have a perfect card)
Death - Overall Amazing
Hanged Man - Lets you remove the trash in your deck
Strength - Get a good card to the suit your going for (Usually king)

[sterile ridge]

smh

[carmine river]

Rank

Not suit

Rank

[graceful mural]

right

[neat vine]

gg

[graceful mural]

i ALWAYS mess that up :(

[ionic viper]

why are we tıerlıstıng tarots

[carmine river]

Silly you

[graceful mural]

to show prioritys in a run

[carmine river]

There's new players here

[carmine river]

Ok so let's do this statistically

You break 3 glass cards every 2 rounds

[ionic viper]

sorry but magıcıan ıs my fav tarot

[twilit bramble]

.. then how do you fix your deck

[carmine river]

Assuming you get a death and a standard pack every round

That's -1 card

[carmine river]

Every 2 rounds

[ionic viper]

death

[graceful mural]

Hanged Man is THE deck fixing besides for death
And it does it better then death

[carmine river]

By the time you get to the point where you worry about glass cards running out

[graceful mural]

thats an awful idea

[carmine river]

YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

[carmine river]

Way slower for deck thinning

[ionic viper]

bıg oof

[twilit bramble]

it's going to take forever. And trust me, it ain't working the way you want it to. + DNA with copying jokers si far better

[carmine river]

-2 cards is indeed faster than +1 card

[twilit bramble]

spectrals + hanged man is the best way to fix ur deck, or jokers that do that

[carmine river]

Counterpoint

DNA is a rare

And I physically can't get Rares

Apparently

[ionic viper]

ok plasma deck no stake

[twilit bramble]

yes, but chances are you don't get a fixed deck before ante 9. But for end game dna is doable

[ionic viper]

ınstant flush

holy ı got hangıng chad ın the fırst shop

goıng good

[carmine river]

DNA does actively make Hanged Man better than Death yes but I'd rather tier tarots based on the usual instead of when I have 1 specific joker

[graceful mural]

What more could you need?

[carmine river]

The sun is kind of good for Bloodstone runs

Doesn't mean it's any higher than the other shitty random tarots

At least not much

[ionic viper]

do we rısk ıt gang

9 dolors

[carmine river]

Uhuh

Go on

[ionic viper]

yea ı shoul

[graceful mural]

no

[ionic viper]

bıg oof

[graceful mural]

risking it to get smth bad

[neat vine]

i got cryptid card

[carmine river]

Krill issue

[carmine river]

Let me see the other options first

[graceful mural]

You lose money
You only have a CHANCE for it to trigger
What you get is bad (negative > the wheel stuff)

[carmine river]

Deja Vu > Cryptid if you don't have anything to copy

[graceful mural]

save it for a perfect card

[neat vine]

from shop

[carmine river]

Oh

Yeah buy and save

Buy it and wait until you get a Deja vu to use

[neat vine]

for what

[carmine river]

Then use Cryptid to copy it

[neat vine]

ok

[ionic viper]

does hanged man work as destroyıng a card or ıs ıt lıke just dısappear?

[carmine river]

Deck fixing is basically 2 steps
Juice up 1 card to copy
Copy said card

[graceful mural]

Destroy

[neat vine]

ectoplasm worth it?

[carmine river]

Rn you wanna get 1 card to juice up before copying it

[ionic viper]

nıceeeee

[graceful mural]

Yea

[carmine river]

Joker lineup?

Let me see

[carmine river]

Depends on Joker lineup

If their jokers suck or aren't ideal tet

Yet

Please don't

[carmine river]

Especially with his insanely bad deck rn

[graceful mural]

Ngl kill baron then use ecto

[livid basin]

Does castle care about your deck? Or is it random

[carmine river]

It does

[ionic viper]

ok what we doıng now

[graceful mural]

You can NOT run a baron build

[carmine river]

The only random card like that is Ancient Joker

[neat vine]

why

[carmine river]

Hung Man

[carmine river]

No kings in deck

[graceful mural]

The deck

[carmine river]

Baron is insanely reliant on having kings

[graceful mural]

show deck
I believe its lacking alot of stuff

[neat vine]

well i want to improve it

[carmine river]

Not any kings without red seals?

Literal doodoo sauce

[carmine river]

Then don't take Ecto

[graceful mural]

Kinda too late for improvement tbh

[ionic viper]

noo ı could have egg temperenced

nooo

[carmine river]

8 kings in a what

65 card deck?

[neat vine]

correct

[carmine river]

That is not at all good enough for Baron

[neat vine]

how do i imrpove it

[carmine river]

By now it's too late

[lyric vine]

if you are playing a lot of king of clubs or whatever, then what if you get a bossblind that disables all clubs

[graceful mural]

ALOT of hanged man

[carmine river]

Get Red Seal Steel Kings

[lyric vine]

might be too late

but still go for it

[carmine river]

Hanged Man Deaths and Red Seal Steel Kings

[lyric vine]

death is important too

[carmine river]

Or just Steel Kings if you can't

[carmine river]

Reroll.

A lot

[graceful mural]

also smth VERY important

[carmine river]

Hope for suit changing tarot

[ionic viper]

wow already joever

[carmine river]

Or luchador

[graceful mural]

Level Up High Card

[carmine river]

Otherwise you're fucked

[lyric vine]

if you cant?

[ionic viper]

dudeee ı shoulnt have trıed gettıng straaıght flush

[carmine river]

You're fucked

[lyric vine]

or yk

[neat vine]

uhh

[carmine river]

Unless you have a boss reroll skip tag

[ionic viper]

nah we fıne

[lyric vine]

hope lil bones helps

[carmine river]

DNA

Please

Pelase

Please

[lyric vine]

dna

dna

[neat vine]

i know

i just remembered

[lyric vine]

AND COPY THE HELL OUT OF KINGS

[graceful mural]

Ignore the VERY tempting negative

[neat vine]

who do i sell

bull?

[graceful mural]

DNA is the only chance you can save

[ionic viper]

omg 2 spectral packs ın shop

[lyric vine]

who do you have

[neat vine]

i sold bull

[carmine river]

Def Bulll

[graceful mural]

whats ur money

[ionic viper]

DO WE RISK IT

ı have temperence

[neat vine]

i got foil blueprint

[lyric vine]

make sure you got blueprint/brainstorm copying dna if you have

just for the kings

thats i t

[carmine river]

Only matters with 25% scoring, assuming your jokers are on procced you're not scoring for shit bro

[lyric vine]

well

[neat vine]

so i copy dna for first hand

[lyric vine]

negative luchador is the way ig

[lyric vine]

yes

[neat vine]

then go back to photograph

[carmine river]

Yes

[lyric vine]

then switch to what you normally would

[carmine river]

Chad iirc

But yes

[lyric vine]

chad's better?

[neat vine]

i got rare tag

big blind

[lyric vine]

i thought photo was always better 😭

[carmine river]

Enhanced Cards

Lucky Cards

[neat vine]

and the club next boss

[carmine river]

More money

[lyric vine]

oh true

yeah

well if you had it

if you didnt

[carmine river]

Who doesn't love money

Yeah to my knowledge for scoring Photo is better

[lyric vine]

if you had these enhancements then chad

[carmine river]

I wonder who doesn't..

[lyric vine]

if you got what you needed or almost gone then you should switch to chad...

[graceful mural]

Jokerless real

[lyric vine]

WWW

[neat vine]

chad or photo?

[lyric vine]

alr im winning plasma

[graceful mural]

Stuntman + Plasma is BAD ‼️

[lyric vine]

i got something else that says like certificate of authorisation or smoethign

[carmine river]

Photo for scoring

[lyric vine]

reallly?

[graceful mural]

yea

[carmine river]

Lowkey it's underrated

[hot pike]

I hath been summoned

sup

[lyric vine]

temporarily

at the start

[graceful mural]

Stuntman is 20k score

[lyric vine]

what is it

[lyric vine]

free at the start.

[graceful mural]

your gonna want to go on only mult with plasma

[ionic viper]

best joker

[graceful mural]

yea def take like ante 1 but spend the rest of the time on mult

ONLY mult

[carmine river]

Certificate adds a card with a random seal to your deck and draws it to your hand

[hot pike]

and a 2x score on other stakes

[graceful mural]

the stuntman is js abit of early safety

[carmine river]

Get a red seal that's close enough to your desired rank and you're golden

Also Blue Seals are amazing in general

[pale gust]

non seeded btw

holy

[ionic viper]

thıs has to be rare

[hot pike]

what is

[neat vine]

i got 10 kings now

[graceful mural]

W joekr set up?

[ionic viper]

all 4

[hot pike]

sell invis to get " "

[carmine river]

??? How exactly

[ionic viper]

guys ante 1 should ı do ıt

[graceful mural]

wait what will happen

[graceful mural]

giftcard

[ionic viper]

all ıtems ın shop are lıterally 4 dollars only

[carmine river]

That's called a rarity

Common jokers are 4 dollars bro

[graceful mural]

OH

[ionic viper]

ı mean ın the game chances

[hot pike]

well the smallest pack is the most common and common jokers are well common and they usually cost 4 dollars

[graceful mural]

invisible says "No other jokers" if you sell him when hes alone

[carmine river]

Common jokers are 4 dollars

[ionic viper]

anyway

[carmine river]

Small buffoon packs are 4 dollars

This is normal

Small buffoon packs are common

This is not rare

[hot pike]

plus the the voucher cost 10 dollars and rerolls cost 5

[ionic viper]

but all of them are 4 dollars ıt atleast ıs kında hard to get

[graceful mural]

if it was mega spectral then it would be insane

[ionic viper]

ok fıne

fıne ım a brookıe

[lyric vine]

Oh that's so cool

[neat vine]

aw

i failed ante 10

what do you get for winning ghost deck?

[ionic viper]

what should ı go for?

ı dont really use burnt joker ngl

[hot pike]

trading card

[ionic viper]

ye

do you guys thınk magıc trıck ıs worth ıt?

[vernal tartan]

Hardly ever no

[ionic viper]

yeah

[vernal tartan]

You’re just filling shop reroll with cards

[ionic viper]

bcuz ıt only gıves common cards

[vernal tartan]

Common?

[slim junco]

Its very situational

No enhancements on the cards

[ionic viper]

holy rıch ım 46 dollars rıch now and gamıng

ı dont wanna be alpha m anymore

[graceful mural]

This jokerless challenge lowkey kinda easy

[ionic viper]

holy useless

[graceful mural]

sun

!!

[ionic viper]

and ı got sıxth sense

whıch ones should ı turn tho?

[graceful mural]

You dont need to crop imag

I usually do the high guys

[ionic viper]

ok

[neat vine]

how did you get so much in ante 2??

[ionic viper]

ok gang do we get seal?

nah ım gonna just take the seal ace

[graceful mural]

you should instead be questioning how i have 20 jokers at ALL in jokerless

[neat vine]

no

why

[graceful mural]

oh ok

[ionic viper]

ok now what do ı do honestly

[neat vine]

wait how do you have 20 jokers at all in jokerless

oh nice i got deja vu

[graceful mural]

im like
Evil hacker man >:)

[neat vine]

nice]

[lyric vine]

then how is it jokerless what 💀

[lyric vine]

try and put it on a king if you still have the run

and get dna and blueprint to copy that

[ionic viper]

honestly what should ı use strenght to?

[pale gust]

brooooooo

i just pulled my third soul card lmaooooo

i just started a random run and its turned into this

[ionic viper]

bro

[pale gust]

i got yorick

[neat vine]

it's a new run

i'm on ante 4 right now

[ionic viper]

what can ı sell for blueprınt (ı know ı have 100 joker spaces but ım too lazy to turn off the mod)

money ısnt a problem ı have 120 rn

[pale gust]

the spectral joker

[ionic viper]

ok

[blissful berry]

chat im definately hitting a bunch of deju vus and getting to ante 13 right

[lyric vine]

dna?

[blissful berry]

surely

[lyric vine]

hopefully too 🔥

[neat vine]

nope

[ionic viper]

whıch one should blueprınt go for tho?

[blissful berry]

rip didnt hit my last glass

[pale gust]

moments like this

i dont know what to sell

[ionic viper]

stıll no soul

[blissful berry]

oh well, was a fun run

[rancid orbit]

Do what ur heart says i dont really know

[pale gust]

currently havin the best run of my life

[blissful berry]

also man like

people shit talking flushes

[pale gust]

someone help

what do i sell

[blissful berry]

when this run was built on the groundwork flushes did

[pale gust]

for blueprint

[blissful berry]

ballot

[ionic viper]

omg mıme

5 aces holy

wow

AND BARON

wwhat

ok ı guess we goıng for seal kıngs

[toxic rapids]

yay

congrats

[ionic viper]

HOLY DEJAVU

[toxic rapids]

i just had a +chips only plasma run

doublerunner

pretty boring

[ionic viper]

ı need mıchel to dıe rn

pls

pls dıe

shoul ı take the kıng?

[toxic rapids]

does red seal have steel

shouldnt dilute too much idk

[ionic viper]

ı have seals

lots of red seal

rn

ı have to ı got mıme and baron

[toxic rapids]

you took it ok

[stuck leaf]

Should i sell perkeo, buy baron, and try to get another mime/baron/blueprint/brainstorm and then try to naninf?

[ionic viper]

ok were safe

[vast raft]

It's august and I still haven't gotten my physical cards

I ordered like at least 4 or 5 months ago

[ionic viper]

zamn

wwere gettıng to ıt

[vast raft]

Why are all the suit colors so inconsistent

[toxic rapids]

thin deck

[ionic viper]

wut

[toxic rapids]

nice

oh you got trading card

[vast raft]

Each suit has like 2 colors

[toxic rapids]

yeah

[lyric vine]

just realised how op early perkeo is for deck fixing

[ionic viper]

ı dont get ıt huh

[pale gust]

craziest unseeded run of my life

holy fuck

[toxic rapids]

nice

[vast raft]

Why do I see multiple colors per card suit when it's supposed to be one

[toxic rapids]

i had a similar one

[ionic viper]

you mean lıke the face cards have dıfrent colors an the numbers have dıfrent colors?

[vast raft]

Yes

[ionic viper]

ıdk ı thınk the mod forgot to make ıt

[vast raft]

[lyric vine]

ante 19 wow congrats

[ionic viper]

waıt no ıts bcuz ı have 2 deltarune mods 1 changes the cards colors and such and the face cards are meant to look lıke the orıgınal but ıts not bcuz the normal cards are dıfrent colors

[neat vine]

wow

[ionic viper]

holy 2 mıl on ante 7

[neat vine]

what should I do?

[pale gust]

Thanks

[ionic viper]

bruh

[pale gust]

Next I want to win a run with the infamous mime and baron

[vast raft]

At this point just sell hex you'll shoot yourself in the foot if you use it now

[neat vine]

done

[lyric vine]

hex you should use on the first joker that will help a lot for a while

or before buying a good joker that the current joker is good enogh

[ionic viper]

do we take ıt guys

[lyric vine]

or yk sell it for 2 dollars

[vast raft]

Walkie talkie already has a thing on it

And I'm not sure if drivers license can be used yet since it's ante 3

[hot pike]

no take the purple seal

[ionic viper]

hell no

[vast raft]

Why would anyone refuse a polychrome card

Unless their build never uses it

[hot pike]

because they're doing baron mime

[neat vine]

should I use judgement or death to get another red seal king

[hot pike]

death

[vast raft]

Oh yeah

[ionic viper]

thıs ıs beutıful

[neat vine]

the wall are so annoying

[vast raft]

The wall and vessel are only a problem if you're struggling or are on higher antes

[neat vine]

the wall ended my run just now

[vast raft]

L

[neat vine]

yay

poly sock and buskin

[lyric vine]

hexed?

[neat vine]

should i buy this

[neat vine]

yeah

[lyric vine]

if you play a hand that contains a straight in it

like always.

[neat vine]

uhh then no

I play two piars

[vast raft]

I'm pretty sure that's the flush one

[ionic viper]

thıs ıs goıng great

[neat vine]

i lost..

[lucid pond]

How can you even see those cards

[lyric vine]

fr

😭

too flashy

[ionic viper]

OMG

luchador

ı need a buıldd up for thıs

[neat vine]

just need hanging chad and blueprint

[lyric vine]

what about brainstorm

poor brainstorm

[neat vine]

maybe

but i never got it

[neat vine]

what does brainstorm do?

[ionic viper]

And ı got a soul fınnaly

chıcot

fınnaly

[vernal tartan]

No need Steven solos

[neat vine]

entire run?

[vernal tartan]

[ionic viper]

gg

[neat vine]

how do you got so many jokers

[vernal tartan]

Its same as blueprint except it copies the leftmost joker

I do NOT believe you have been playing for a long time like you said

[ionic viper]

ı just changed the cap to 100

[vernal tartan]

You are definitely new to the game star

[neat vine]

i said look at when i joined

[vernal tartan]

You said this

And i didn’t see your next message

[neat vine]

this is worth it?

[ionic viper]

ok now what can ı even ddo

[vernal tartan]

Its an econ joker which gives money when you play the hand it says

The hand changes every round

[neat vine]

polychrome

[vernal tartan]

That is what it says

It can be worth taking

You will get decent money when it gives you an easy hand to do

Dpeends on what you have now

[rose oak]

normal gold stake run

[ionic viper]

damn soo ıs thıs what walter wwhıte felt

[lyric vine]

rip? i think

is idol good with baron-mime

[vernal tartan]

Wtf lmao

Goldstake mega overkill feels soo god

Did you get rid of dna by this point or do all that without

[ionic viper]

thıs feels real good

ı see ıt now

hanged man ıs actually the best tarot for thıs

[neat vine]

how

teach me

[ionic viper]

ıdk ı see ıt tho

my thırd eye opene

OMG ITS ALL KINGS

ı have became sıgma

I AM NOW SIGMA

[neat vine]

wow

[ionic viper]

ı have also realızed alpha m the channel ıs meanıng alpha male but ıts shortened

[outer oasis]

im crying

[ionic viper]

holy

[ionic viper]

zıgma balatro

wow

[upbeat cedar]

yo

[neat vine]

are you new

to discord

[outer oasis]

bro are you for real

brainstorm and blueprint

fuck this challenge

[neat vine]

nice

[toxic rapids]

i mean didnt the slots lock at ante 4

nvm

[neat vine]

thanks wraith

dna!!!

[lyric vine]

mime can retrigger all seals right

[lyric vine]

depends on the ante

might be late

[neat vine]

ante 5

[lyric vine]

eh

a bit late

[wild lily]

not all seals

only blue gets retriggered
red only gets retriggered once so it doesnt even count
and the other two is just incompatible

[neat vine]

i suck

i lost again

[lyric vine]

what about enhancements?

[ionic viper]

holy stıll no blueprınt

ı only got 1 from the start and now ı got nothıng

[wild lily]

again same deal
steel, gold works
others dont

[lyric vine]

damn

so if mime baron you definitely need steel kings

with red seals

no other combination for score

[wild lily]

u also need some gold at the start
cause otherwise how are u gonna get the econ to provide the combo

[lyric vine]

the combo needs econ?

[neat vine]

ante 1

[lyric vine]

eh

ngl

[wild lily]

think about it
u are gonna have to reroll A LOT for baron, mime, everything

[neat vine]

also got riff raff

[lyric vine]

oh in that sense yeah

true.

[lyric vine]

blueprint+riff raff

[neat vine]

yeah

[ionic viper]

ı got ıdol

[lyric vine]

riffraff is always great at the start

whenever i get blueprint/brainstorm ante 1 i never go beyond ante 7

cause the rest of luck is washed away

[neat vine]

what does that mean

how can you not go beyond 7 ante

[lyric vine]

because of L jokers later on

nothing that contributes to mult

should i go for gold stake plasma (green stake currently) or ghost first (purple stake currently)

[hazy condor]

Hi guys

:))

[wild lily]

which one is better
choose that one

[lyric vine]

well plasma is better im pretty sure, ghost is a lot closer

whats the strategy for naneif

[lyric vine]

and whats the strat for huge econ

[hazy condor]

Merry andy

[hazy condor]

Merry andy

[cosmic crown]

Balatro Balatrez is playing Balatro
When you run out of reasons to toast: to balatro

[ionic viper]

what

sıgma saul goodman wıll remember that...

[wide lagoon]

hiiiiii :3

[hazy condor]

Bello

[ionic viper]

wow thıs ıs pretty borıng now

[neat vine]

helpo

how do I get hanging chad and photograph

[neat vine]

i am not getting them

[ionic viper]

gamble

[plush wagon]

wdym

twas uk time

im not british but i am in the uk atm

[ionic viper]

brıtısh ınnıt bruv

no goon

[neat vine]

poly sock and buskin is good?

[ionic viper]

crashed balatro

less go

[neat vine]

damn

hanging chad

[neat vine]

how?

[ionic viper]

ı used dev console to replay the splash anımatıon

mıd match

lol

[neat vine]

how to get mods

[ionic viper]

no ıts dev console bro

[neat vine]

how to access

ohh are you developer??

[ionic viper]

no

ıts pretty ez to get the console ngl

[neat vine]

liar

[ionic viper]

ıt opens lots of thınks

[neat vine]

you are developer

[ionic viper]

dude why

[neat vine]

it's developer console

[ionic viper]

my name ıs sıgma saul goodman why would ı

[ionic viper]

lots of games have ıt

[neat vine]

oh

ok

[neat vine]

ok now i understand

[ionic viper]

ıts just debug mode

look ıt up yt you wıll fındd ıt

[neat vine]

I got canio

[vernal tartan]

Debug mode only for developers

He is creator

[ionic viper]

yes ı am god

[neat vine]

is canio worth it

[ionic viper]

ıdk

ı never used ıt

[vernal tartan]

Yeah its really good

Make sure you’re using tarot a lot and you can destroy a lot of face cards

So you get an easy 10x mult

[neat vine]

i'm trying to get kings

[vernal tartan]

All of the soul jonklers are good

[vernal tartan]

To be honest it’s still fine - just try and balance how many you destroy

[ionic viper]

hanged man

[neat vine]

how do I get mult

i can't find any cards

[ionic viper]

ante 16 wıth only 1 blueprınt for the whole game btw

[neat vine]

every card i got has x mult but not + mult

[ionic viper]

ow

[vernal tartan]

Reroll more

Get solid economy so you can reroll

[neat vine]

yes i did

i spent all my money rerolling

[vernal tartan]

Or get mult through enhancements instrad

[neat vine]

i got

joker

seriously?

[vernal tartan]

A little bit of retrigger with enhancements is more than enough to win

[neat vine]

these are my jokers

[vernal tartan]

Nice

Show your deck

[neat vine]

i tried

[vernal tartan]

Yeah if you have retrigger but its just normal ass cards you’re getting no value

Under 100 chips or whatever for 2 joker slots is awful

[neat vine]

i got glow up

[vernal tartan]

You should be enhancing for what you need like mult

The alternative is you just get your mult from hand level which is very good

Very underrated when starting off in the game

[neat vine]

how do I get +mult

i never getting it

[vernal tartan]

Do you not read anything i say

[neat vine]

no cards

other than that

i need joker

[vernal tartan]

You dont need joker +mult

[neat vine]

my hands are mostly upgraded

[vernal tartan]

Like i have already said you can get your +mult from planets or enhancements

[neat vine]

i did upgrade hands

[vernal tartan]

What level

5?

[neat vine]

can't

i barely get any celestial packs

or planets

i always get two arcana

[vernal tartan]

And what hands are you using

[neat vine]

two pair

full house

[neat vine]

maybe pairs

[vernal tartan]

So why do you have no mult cards

[grave gust]

One of my friends sent me this and I felt like it belonged here

[neat vine]

cause i don't get the thing that givves mult card

nice

[wide lagoon]

wtf

[neat vine]

this seed was so bad

and good

[grave gust]

It's fire tho

[neat vine]

now I just need photograph, mime, blueprint

the arm!!

[copper osprey]

I need to unlock the jokers by having x amount of cards of a certain suit

[neat vine]

help what do I do

[copper osprey]

Unlock the hearts at last

[neat vine]

the hearts?

[copper osprey]

I'm missing the one that is unlocked by having enough clubs, diamonds, swords and glass

[copper osprey]

The Joker that is like a stone with blood, I forgot the name.

[neat vine]

bloodstone

[vernal tartan]

Erratic and checkered deck are really good for this, you’ll need orange stake but just do it on yellow deck or something and you’ll be fine

Checkered you just need to beat black deck so that is easy enough

[copper osprey]

😭😭😭😭

[ionic viper]

sıgma rule nubmer 1
no blueprınt

[neat vine]

oh no

which oen do I get

[ionic viper]

dna

[copper osprey]

I've been trying to win at Orange Stake for a month.

[neat vine]

goodbye my friend

golden joker

[vernal tartan]

Checkered will get you an easy bloodstone and arrowhead

[copper osprey]

Okok

[vernal tartan]

I really like onyx agate but you don’t have to worry about the club and diamond jokers for now

[copper osprey]

That's where I planned to unlock both

[vernal tartan]

Makes sense

[copper osprey]

But diamonds and clubs I will try to do when there is an opportunity

Because I see it a little complicated

[vernal tartan]

Yeah you can get it with

Good spectral suit change and youre well on your way with most decks anyway

[dire pivot]

DNA all day

[ionic viper]

cat

[twilit bramble]

that's an interesting orange stake run

red seal glass aces flush fives

can't watch all of them break now

[ionic viper]

wtf wheres the cat

[twilit bramble]

got an invisible joker and now i have 3 perkeos wtf

[twilit bramble]

i couldn't find it

the blueprints i got were perishable as well

[ionic viper]

no cat no balatro

[twilit bramble]

real

[wanton steeple]

are ya winning son

[ionic viper]

mr bones

mr sus

[inner quartz]

Get 2 oops

[twilit bramble]

huh?

wdym

[neat vine]

how to beat red stake

[wanton steeple]

Beat the final boss

[neat vine]

is so hard

i need money

[steel sand]

[neat vine]

no

why

[steel sand]

golden joker goat

[neat vine]

small blind money though..

[ionic viper]

hell no

[neat vine]

so much

i need

[twilit bramble]

learn how to manage your economy

[ionic viper]

2x cash

on chımps

[inner quartz]

Play gold stakes black deck instead

[ionic viper]

no drake

[neat vine]

how do i get gold stake

[ionic viper]

wın the game once then the stakes are opened

ı thınk

then play on chımps mode

[inner quartz]

Discard these each time you do it gives another brainstorm

I have 10 brainstorms

[neat vine]

what is that

[ionic viper]

dude

[dense briar]

hello, were i can open a ticket

[neat vine]

why

[brisk zinc]

should i restart my pc

[neat vine]

install windows

[brisk zinc]

it's starting to kinda lag in some things

[brisk zinc]

oh fuck no

[real sparrow]

https://youtu.be/u5zjR-4vylg?si=eEFuf9KVxt6-zQ5k

[brisk zinc]

never touching that garbage again

[dense briar]

i just join today and a random guy send me a friend request

[dense briar]

its allways spam is not my first time

[neat vine]

i play flush

ignore why it's not leveled up

[real sparrow]

The video is about more than that

[neat vine]

what does it say

give me tldr

[real sparrow]

It’s SIX minutes long

[neat vine]

i'm sorry

i will watch it

[brisk zinc]

comparing a common to a legendary

[unreal aurora]

You’ll love this one

[lyric vine]

ignore my jokers i know they are bad but its always when i misclick a reroll i get something like this

also astronaut joker what, everytime i play a pair it fricking upgrades

its not the 1/4 it promised

literally 1 planet card

[shell lynx]

How Balatro feels giving me a blueprint when I’m a dollar short and I can’t afford to sell anything for it

[lyric vine]

for sure 😭 happens everytime

[shell lynx]

Who else watches someone play Balatro while playing Balatro?

[lyric vine]

uh what first time getting trib

this is like the worst possible jokers to go with trib

except sock

[gritty zealot]

Ohhhh alright now it makes sense, it’s cuz I got a different time zone lmao

[lyric vine]

alr cool trib helped nvm

and now i get baron

and lost on small blind ante 11

[neat vine]

how to get good seeds

[twilit bramble]

this is the weirdest build i've ever had on gold stake

[neat vine]

what is gold stake?

[twilit bramble]

a difficulty

[sweet junco]

i love it when a joker is like

[lyric vine]

bruh the only time i get sixth sense is when it is fricking eternal

raah

[lyric vine]

i also love it when i see an eternal egg

bruh the family b2b in shop

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🤳

[neat vine]

what is eternal

[lyric vine]

its something like foil/holographic/polychrome but a black stake special

[neat vine]

oh

[lyric vine]

what it does is that you cant sell/destroy a joker

jokers you want temporarily that are eternal its best you dont buy

[neat vine]

is DNA worth it

i'm on ante 3 right now

[onyx trench]

is balatro that one game i play in caseymo and lose all my cashy

[neat vine]

what

[wintry vapor]

Yeaahh

I like DNA, mostly if I need an specific card for my run

[lyric vine]

well isnt that the only reason 💀

[wintry vapor]

It's very helpful and maybe u can replace it with a better joker after using it a lot

[lyric vine]

higher antes like 7-8 is when its probably best to stick to tarot cards

its not high but like whatever

[neat vine]

i hate this

i lost

[lyric vine]

yk what

everytime i get a rare joker

i loes that very ante

[neat vine]

it was the wall

[wintry vapor]

True, but if u just gonna play flush u can just copy a random card of the color U want and just keep going

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lyric vine]

80% of the time its brainstorm, 15% of the time its dna, 5% is random

[lyric vine]

why use dna if you are playing flushes 💀

[ionic viper]

the weeknd

[wintry vapor]

Yeah

[neat vine]

i play flushes early game

then switch to two pairs

[wintry vapor]

Idk

[neat vine]

when I have stuff like hanging chad, photograph, etc

[lyric vine]

same, but for pairs

[lyric vine]

when i get stuff.

[rose oak]

No DNA because of ghost deck no need for it

[neat vine]

flushes are so good

[lyric vine]

boom chad

uh

[wintry vapor]

Well

[lyric vine]

@neat vine

[neat vine]

?

[lyric vine]

tysm

[neat vine]

NO

😭

well I just got sock and buskin though

[lyric vine]

sock cool

better than chad.

[neat vine]

not really

chad does first card again 2 times

sock does all face cards 1 time

[wintry vapor]

Chad my beloved

[lyric vine]

yeah

[neat vine]

unless you got paradolia then sure it's better

[lyric vine]

overral you would see chad getting replaced by sock

[neat vine]

both are good

[lyric vine]

chad is like only good with photo

[neat vine]

i got scary face

two pair

DAMN