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no directors cut?
that must've hurt
noooooooooooo
Dude how the hell was it 3 am?
Hi

Hopefully I don't face the same fate
face 
😑
Also should I sell showman or seltzer?
I know I probably don't need another showman but having 4 photos would be pretty funny
I lov balatro
Sell seltzer to buy seltzer 
Sell 8-hand seltzer to buy 5-round seltzer 🤔
No way lol
sell the smiley
This make me cry
And literally my next game was this one. I know it's not much, but it's a personal record for me.
Yo igual en español mexico es diferente creo la quintilla al 5 de color o no se soy nuevo en el balatro
Me lo recomendo un amigo hace como 2 meses y me volvi adicto

same

pero yo lo recomende
y volvi adicto a mi amigo
aunque yo he ganado 5 partidas y el 0
Depende de la suerte y tu habilidad balatreando ganar partidas
Creo que apenas tengo como 6 o 7 por ahi

I GOT THIS... oh
ahi estan todas mi balatreadas
la otra esta en el cel de mi friend
se la gane en su celu
Balatreadas cabronas
Yo gane con estos jokers jejejej
Hola
Hi
where is that spider verse gif
I was just lookin’ at the channel list and realized there’s #1155557846805643434 which makes me wonder, has Thunk ever shown interest in any of the suggestions put in there? Or is it just folks pitching ideas for the hell of it?
first win on fun deck
looking in there it seems he hasn’t responded to anything there in the past year
I wonder if he’s secretly taking notes 
new voucher unlocked 🔥
Nice
probably
what is this start
photo round 3 woulda been funny
Well this is the furthest I’ve gotten unfortunately-
hey new high score though
ghost deck
yeh that
Thats possible? lmao
Reffering to anhks
Cuz i know theres the joker slots limit
ecto it or smth
Ah
if you arent really trying that hard
I just hexed it
have some fun and test your luck yknow 😂
this one round ante 1 i had 0 jokers but i had ankh and hex. the shop after the boss blind had eternal stencil so i took advantage of it. that alone kinda carried me to beat blue stake on ghost deck
I’m running a deck tournament where I do a run with each deck and calculate their score via highest hand*round number, divide the score by 2 for plasma deck, and then compare decks scores against other decks in a tournament until only one wins
Negative michel, my dear
The only special part being: If you don’t like how things are going early on, you may restart the run to get an alright seed on ante 1, and by extent, ante 0, but once you hit ante 2 you are locked in for the run.
Just to make sure nobody got a 4 digit score or something really bad…
Not like it happened to the only deck I’ve done anything with… (It’s the deck I used to unlock the decks that require beating a specific stake
Yeah ghost deck did really poorly
The only 4 digit score
Also this was the first round of the tournament
Look at these two hooligans
There is for sure artwork of these 2 together
Also one of them got more love than the other
Eternal and beaten white stake
What deck do you guys think will win the tournament
Just finished up the first round, only 8 remain
Balatro is life balatro is love

Yes it is
But do you have a prediction
Out of all 15 decks, which one wins the tournament?
The real lovers
will anybody give me a prediction 🥲 I’m sitting here waiting for one
Best deck, tournament winning deck
just believe
Cavendish, my beloved
modded nane if
if
Still no prediction
Cryptid going insane
i cant even beat the gmae, beenn trying to beat black deck for 3 hours
black deck is stupid
dont worry
i want to be freee
yo so uuh i'm having a problem with the game and that is the game freezes for some reason, this doesn't happen with any other game from my steam library, even after a cache reset the problem is still there so i have been looking for a solution for like 2 days and idk what todo, so if some one knows how to fix it please tell me, sorry for the trouble
when is it the most optimal time to sell dna
before your forties, that's when the samples start to degrade
ok cool thanks 🔥
in naneinf runs or in normal runs?
obama have dih
whats a normal run?
instantly
probably something that doesn't have naneinf setup
ok that.
I open the question: which is the best legendary?
depends on your deck tbh
theres no static optimal time to do anything in balatro
for example if you have idol, if your dna gets you a lot of copies, but u still have bad stuff in your deck, it might be hard for you to find it to delete it
that's just an example
theres a lotta variable
wheel of fortune worked for the 2nd time out of the 30 times i used it
if you have dna, with the legendary joker that gives xmult for destroyed face cards and you have a joker that destroys cards, you might not want to sell it ( idk the build, just saying it from the top of my head )
so it's up to you to determine whether or not you have to sell it at a moment
are you supposed to open standard packs to see what you should shape your deck into at the start
yeah, after you have a good econ
usually it's determined by the first decent red seal you get
is checkered the best for flush buidls
yes
nah abandoned cuz ancient joker
kidding
why didnt you like take anything else
nope
or judgement
both
well what did you get
i didnt
also this was from skipping the first 2 blinds which promised a rare joker, blueprint and something else. i sold the other joker because from a buffoon pack it was stencil
wth 600k mine was only 100k
26% of peopel ahvent won a run
how
??
what does it do
also you should see plant if you think thats annoying.
if you havent already ofc
half base mult and chips
GUYS
help
what do i get rid of for invis
this is my best run yet
i cannot fuck this up
im playing a flush five w red seal wild queens
nvm
its annoying with plasma to some extent
telescope carries al my runs bro
maybe ancient... not to sure
what an idiot
wdym ghost deck is the best deck😭😭
i just did white stake to see how far i could push it
Tips please 😭
Save money
how
Try to get to 25 money so you earn interest
Don't spend money for a couple of shops, if you have enough scoring
pivot to baron
No
I start a new game
Baron barely does jack early game
pivot
spend as little as possible to increase interest
ong
Really?
do not pivot to baron keep it until u have high card at least level 5 or 6
yes theres little base mult to work with
Scoring doko
the hook just removed my steel card
then pivot later
you were right
whoever said the hook knew
yk theres like 15 spectral cards right
thats a bad gamble bro💔
oh nice i got hologram
you know im joking right
oh
💔
💔
mb
fell for ts bro
BRO I CANNOT SEND GIFS IN THIS FUCKING CHAT IT IS PISSING ME OFF
why
idek
localthunk is beefing w me ig
its just a gif from whiplash of him yelling😭😭😭
none of my other gifs work either
I LOVE BALATROTROTROTRO

what deck is best for straights?
I'd assume probably something that includes 4 fingers and/or shortcut
Ohh deck mb
Erratic for sure 💯🗣️
gifs are filtered
reason? cuz thunk doesnt like when he enters chat and theres nothing but gifs
hey guys do yall thınk local thunk wıll add me to baltro
yes
real sıgma
On a serious note... I'd say checkered isn't half bad. Maybe abandoned too, but face cards are usable in straights
sıgmaa batman
heck no
why do you i’s not have the dot
good for you
frıggın tuff
Technically if you restart with erratic enough times, you'll eventually obtain the most optimal base straight deck possible
thats why
shush ur mouth
😭
Well, checkered is option 2 if you're not a pro gambler like me (bloodstone for life 🗣️ ❤️)
noo ı cant make a graphıc gale sıgma balatro joker epıc deluxe over 9000
nıce
AND I KNEW ID GET A STRAIGHT
ıs that a goo thınk?
BUT INSTEAD OF A STRAIGHT
I GOT A ROYAL FLUSH
AND I FLIPPING LOST
I WOULD HAVE WON WITH A STRAIHGT
😭
Straights are one of the harder hands to consistently play...
Y'know I think the painted deck might be good too.
More hand size = higher chance you can make a straight
Painted has that effect right?
💀
Try to get glass cards
LMAO
just use abandonded deck then
A few glass may be able to save you
I've been able to brute force through the plant a few times. Without glass
guys does lıke really red red ıs a collor ın balatro or ıs ıt only specıfıc redd
And maybe stack up on a few steel
whats the ranking of eaisesst to hardest cards to play
Not to my memory
id say flush > straight > pair > two pair > high card
ıdk ımma see
what does erratic deck do
Royal flush is probably the hardest
Messing around with Balatro Calculator rn
Why is it so buggy 😭
Adding a 2 with splash LOWERS the score by 2 chips???
Randomizes your starting deck. Completely.
Suits and ranks
💀
burnt joker doesnt count
straight flush is a lot more rarer for me than royal flush 💀
yeah no ı forgot how maness looked
burnt joker is fun.
how to get more face cards
death
do you guys thınk ıf we ask localthunk he wıll tell whıch color sıgma eye laser joker would look lıke?
hanged man
all my face cards are on the left
what is burnt joker
ıt kılls the dealer
whatever hand you discard, it adds a level to it
and pairs are too easy
so discarded a lot of pairs
is this guy useful
💀
local poker stores hate ıt when ı pull up the burnıng the whole place strategy
one of the most useful jokers
wats ethe best endgaem dekc
omg
who do i make him copy
"is the sun hot" ahh question
3x
tuff joker ıs too good
ok photo then
isn't holo better
doesnt chad retrigger
it does
Plasma
my deck
If by endgame you mean endless
nah he just looks lıke gus frıng no
which one should i copy
photo
omg waıt weed joker
bring blueprint to the left of photo
i have no space
420 mult joker
get rid of abstract
wait
what does the joker on the left do
done
Matador?
abstract was my safe bet
8 bucks if your played hand triggers the boss Blind
frıggın tuff bro
hole mole
if i buy blueprint
ı mean holy moly
does it automatically copy
i mean
if you play your hand
it will just do whatever the joker on the right does
When it gets to it ofc
verdant leaf does nothing
oh i'm an idiot
ignore the normal steel joker used to create the perfect naneinf
if you play a hand without face cards though make it copy hologram
Isn't there supposed to be a couple "e"s in there? 😭
yeah, I got the plant right now
I guess the game never expected for it to happen
can't
balatro jımbo ıs soo tuff ımagıne
no voucher or tag
I believe that its right below the e
idk ig play flushes or something without face cards and get blueprint to copy holo
oh odd it starts doing e at e21 for the steel joker
nice i destroyed it with two pair
oh nvm
should i take banana
if you got joker slots free
also, ever since i got hologram I never get cards
OMG ı know what to do
poop smeared joker
no standard pack
arcana exists
that doesn't add cards
or does it?
it can
how
or am i confusing it with spectral
oh yeah spectral
knowing me i probably am
who is this guy
thats not that bad
im always losing there too 😭
They should remove polychrome from aura and wheel of fourtunes text bc its false advertising
they NEVER hitting poly
ok ı made the poopy joker
One time i tried to get polychrome with cheats
what the
using alot of auras
408k??
i got poly chrome on aura 37
what is endless mode
ante 9
what does endless mode do
oh
antes keep going and scale VERY fast
i got magic trick
ı also addded balatro shadıng and ıts complete the best joker ın balatro ever
i was about to write down the numbers i forgot that you can see in game
Endless is ALL about the retriggerable X mult
or you are cooked
Such as baron, hes like, the staple of endless
should I replace matador with mime
get brainstorm/sock and buskin
wow facıal haır ıs same color as the black ın the joker text ı wasted my tıme
what cards does mime retrigger
mime + baron
Thats the main endlessing
held in hand
Steel + Gold + Blue Seal + Baron + Shoot the moon + that one hand thing
honestly just play ıt ın vegas you wwıll wın
oh those stuff
i reached ante 10
so mime will retrigger all the kings
My PB in unseeded is like e48 i think
whatever you had for ante 8 will normally suffice
I was endless pilled
guys ıs there lıke a specıfıc color pallete for balatro ı need to know real quıck
unseeded pb is 54m from a flush when i didnt need it
Stuff like photochad is good for endless early
Photochad kinda eh after Ante 11 or so
Endless also
VERY much is about deck fixing
Barely makes it by in my experience
Yea for early endless its good tho
hologram has x5 now is that good
well yeah
You basically need to pivot to something else with Flush Fives
or i need more
but its not gonna get you to ante 12
#SolveTheBugOfA55
Yeah it is cause by then unless you have Trading Card you won't have good enough deck fixing to guarantee Idol doesn't fuck you over
Flat X mult is not good in endless
Also scaling X mult isnt very good
im balatroing it so hard rn
In Endless the only real way to go is through Retriggers or spamming a lot of X Mult
Are you sure ?
A good lucky cat or so can maybe get to Ante 12 or possibly 13 if you're insanely lucky
pretty sure
dead meme
saıd the sıgma batman
Get a blue seal
Phonk should Lowkey stoo existing
Even your bio is a parody ?
how
yes ıt lıterally says paroddy ın brackets
Spectral Pack
Ghost Deck
Sixth Sense
Seance
#SolveTheBugOfA55
And Omen Globe but that shit is NOT reliable
i get none of those
Blue seals are great tho yeah
Being Lucky
Unfortunate
welp
Do you never open any planet or card packs
At that point just get Sock and pivot to Idol
nahh
Standard Pack
Spectral Pack
Tarot pack IF you have the omen globe voucher
I do
but no card packs
since I never get them
you should pivot sock to idol when you can?
Ooorrr get better deck fixing
And do Flush Fives
With a few planet cards you're golden with chips
that is for sure not happening with 60ish cards
What did he do to his deck 💔
opened standard packs for holo
Were they at least good cards
the wall
Plasma is definitely better but honestly???
Endless eratic isnt very useful because its endless lol
Pretty much just better and slightly less reliable Checkered
your already gonna have a perfect deck
Yeah ik but faster deck fixing me likey
It's fun
And yeah Plasma's better
All the #🕹・game-discussion sweats would crash out over hearing enjoyment of erratic
If I had to pick 2 to go for Endless unseededs I'd pick
Plasma
And uhhh
I think Ghost?
Zodiac is actually stronger for endless then most i think
Cryptids Ectos and Deja Vus are basically required in endless runs after Ante 13 in my experience
Imo its
- Plasma
- Zodiac
- Ghost
- Analglyph
Analglyph
zodiac?
Please
really
It's Anaglyph
also anaglyph?
Tarot cards I presume
BUT
Imo it's kinda eh cause of how good Showman and co is
ghost would be good if standard packs didnt exist
is it worth it guys
Unless you got some insane perfect luck and already have maxed out Ecto while still having 5 cards
You can pull red seals from standard pack
If you trynna lock in then dont take it
I would take for the funny but its not worth it
Only Trib and Perkeo are good in endless
Unless your playing faces (besides for jack)
then you could gamble on trib
instead of just kings
Just let me see lil bro
is baron - trib - mime with a deck full of holo red seal kings good
you never asked
Conflicting
I DID
They work together but it's conflicting
oh cool ok....
here
they wont work at its best
I'd take off Trib for another BP or DNA
oh no 😭
Yeah you're fucked I'm sorry
gg you are DEAD
expected!
dna?
Magic Trick 💔
bro
so you should go for baron high cards
More cards in hand
Better baron mime
Magic Trick actively sabotages you bro
unless you are d amn lucky and get trib early
Unless your current lineup is peak
And don't need tarot cards anymore
Which looking at your deci
You definitely do need them
what performs better, baron mime or trib?
baron mime
Easily
Baron Mime is also a lot easier to work with Perkeo in my experience
Trib is GOOD but baron mime is gooder
And other shit
perkeo just creates negative tarot cards right...?
Observatory
how would you use that with baron
1.5x for respective hand for every planet card in consumables
I once got like 160 Plutos on that shit
woah
It's peak
woahh wowww
the fish defeated me
Definitely best Legendary for Endless imo
with a lot of blue seals earlier?
Blue Seals nahh not really
Your capacity is at most 3 cards
i got ghost deck
Since you have the uhh
its op
makes it easy
Yellow is better than ghost deck what
Red Seal Steel Heart King is the BEST card for endless
Nahhh not really
so what should be my strategy to win
That's for early setup
Ghost can be fun though
Replace some steals with glass for any cards being played
Unless you got good shit early on
Early startup is amazing
yellow is just 10 dollars early no
Ghost deck is very niche
Yellow is one of the easiest decks
Contending for easiest
Ghost is absolutely not
It can be fun but its a niche
What kinda newbie mainly goes Endless
Find deck fixing
Also again Ectoplasm is a thing
Negatives and Showman is way too important for runs in Endless
And retriggerable X mult guys
endless is so fun
i like big number
but number..
The Plant
also reroll!!
also
Planet Merchant for the 8th time:
Why is he going for endless 
is the whole point of more hands to sacrifice them with ecto
Thought he was brand new
Hand size?
In endless yeah
no the amount of hands
???? Ecto doesn't do shit to hand number
wheel did nothing
it decreases it doesnt it
in exchange for a negative
uhh
Smth like this is a strong endless set up
check when i joined the server
Hardest part of this being the deck fixing
oh wait
.
nvm
shush
the only time i get an ankh is when its not a stencil run
Never get Ankh late game lil bro
Just go Aura something
Ankh and Hex aren't good later on unless there's Eternals
Or you're pivoting HARD
i did
Like HARD hard
im not
what is that deck
Crud why are you at 15 dollars
plasma
shush
how to get
ok
Plasma is the best deck in the game for Endless by a long shot
It kinda takes the fun out of it imo
It's just wayyyyy too broken
why?
somewhat yeah
what does it do
but i kind of want to unlock all the decks
Balance chips and mult
beating all the stakes
I got this right guys?
basically (chips+mult)/2 = amount of chips and mult
I love getting stupid images
Yes no maybe so
On plasma deck you can full focus mult without thinking about chips at all
you would normally get 3200, but instead you get 3600
ofc
very good
small numbers
so you cant tell that much
later
It's pretty broken lmao
In my experience
You can get through what
Ante 1 to 3
Just by doing flushes and full houses
Without any planets or jokers
One little mistake thats very common on plasma is relying on chips too much
so it's best deck in the game?
Bc later on your gonna wanna swap to x mult
Yeah there's nothing that multiplies chips too btw
oh nah its like mid
So you can't get to the Es with chips
Im personally a huge plasma deck lover
But its not the best
Checkered deck worship
It's early game clearing is all tbh
If you want a stupid easy deck fix from the start
Erratic and Abadoned
NOT
checkered
It's not at all good
It does not do shit after like Ante 5
Deaths don't care about the color of your cards so
It doesn't really do much for deck fixing either
I would rather die than play Abandoned Deck
how do you unlock them?
is it orange and purple stake
why
i forgot
but i want to know why you want to die
cause to him its terrible
bruh
im not doing that
and its for what deck?
No face cards
This deck SOUNDS awful ik ik
I used to call this deck stupid and awful
After using it...
The straight builds are DEVIOUS
12 less cards means easier deck fixing
Its a super easy straight early game
you can skip deck fixing on abandoned
I mean early early EARLY game
mostly
round 1 you need to use 2 hands
And -1 dollar
:(
Me no like
i don't like green deck
Or just pull 4oak :3
bruh i get baron when i havent done anything to my deck
Poker players getting a top Full House just to watch their opponent somehow pull a five oak out of their asses
what i never understand about deck fixing is how do you know what to fix it to
how do you think
works with anything above
Literally just spam the shit out of death
You'd generally want Face Cards and fives
wth is that in abysmal
Abandoned
Nebula deck
oh there im done now
Partially better planet card grinding
abandoned is at the bottom... ok..
I will never understand Zodiac deck lmao
Its just
Better normal game
Most strats in endless revolve around face cards
Having to grind shit from normal packs isn't that reliable
Especially cause you start at literally rock bottom
You gotta death the shit out of 1 card in a 41 card deck
That is not very easy to do
Abandoned deck was abandoned for a reason
+1 shop slot
x2 more common tarots
x2 more common planets (this kinda sucks later, helps with surviving early tho)
no way
For Ante 8ing it's some of the better cards though
nice
Does he know?
That's being ironic btw
There's only 2 vouchers useful on endless
Double tags and Voucher tags
Tarot Merchant is good but I'd rather have easier showmans
I'm gonna fucking lose it from this Voucher bro
Ante 17
Wait no
12
Try to guess whats wrong with this imag
Its like super difficult totally
Ok so you guys remember that uhhh
Seed
With Negative Trib
And Negative Perkeo
Early
Yeah that
I couldn't find a fucking Sock and Buskin bro
And so I fucking lost
I had to drop that seed in a seed scouter
woohoo...?
Just to find out it's 50 rerolls away on Ante FIVE
lmao
only thing that clutched me up was that ancient joker chose heart
and i had bloodstone
and a lot of face cards
Even if your hands were 5x worse
You'd be fine
but like
wtf is this random seed
a bit late
Seed money hates this one mistake
bro what
yeah.
Did you not deck fix before???
and just pulled chicot lmao
Sun fucking sucks bro
no
Use Deaths to transition into Flush Fives and Houses
Flushes don't scale well on Endless
incantation or familiar?
Familiar
Numbered cards aren't that good unless it's Hack-able
Face Cards are just more reliable since more strategies play towards them
alr now what
wait nvm
But like
i sorta did flushes in the suit whatever ancient picked this whole time 😭
What why is it negative nan instead of just nan???
Idk something something integer

