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[pale bobcat]

what is a rank

[gritty zealot]

A rank is like ace

A 2

A 3

[narrow ravine]

🙂‍↕️

[gritty zealot]

Numbers and face cards ranks

[narrow ravine]

now im praying for the tarot lucky cards

[pale bobcat]

ok

[gritty zealot]

I get them pretty often, you’ll get them too dawg

[pale bobcat]

are there benefits t oskipping blinds

[gritty zealot]

Yeah but you’re skipping shops

A lot of tags are not worth going for

Except if you’re like really poor and desperate

[pale bobcat]

i got one that gave me 25

[gritty zealot]

25??

[random torrent]

Lucky cards 📈 📈 📈

[broken ginkgo]

ive found an insane seed rn that has 5 yoricks by ante 10 but im not the best player, whats like the best way to utilise 5 yoricks?

[pale bobcat]

i js lost

[plush wagon]

nah

base scoring is better

[gritty zealot]

Flush builds rule 🗣️ 🔥

[plush wagon]

but as soon as you start leveling them straight is 100x better

[leaden talon]

Discard as much as possible

[slim junco]

what be the best balatro card modifier

what seal and what modification

[plush wagon]

i mean flush builds are sometimes alr

[pale bobcat]

Do I go for straight or flush

[gritty zealot]

Probably merry andy will help out a lot

Giving you a lot of discards

The more the merrier

[plush wagon]

well are you mid run or

[pale bobcat]

im new

i js startetd

[broken ginkgo]

yeah i had merry andy early game but sold it for 1st invis joker

[torpid oak]

yall i might be on to something here

[pale bobcat]

a run

so new run

[gritty zealot]

LMAO

[plush wagon]

well straights are better

but it dpeends on what you get really

[gritty zealot]

What the actual hell

[grave gust]

Discards

[plush wagon]

also straights are a little harder while flushes are really straighforward to play

[pale bobcat]

i wanna gamble

[plush wagon]

realistically youre good off playing flushes but straights are just better

[torpid oak]

i MIGHT have used 8 double tags on +3 hand size against the last boss.

[slim junco]

hey guys

[pale bobcat]

royal flush only

[slim junco]

best seal and best card modifier?

[plush wagon]

straight flush then

[pale bobcat]

yay i got the telescope voucher right away thats the one i wanted

[gritty zealot]

Maybe try and get spectral packs? Maybe use ectoplasm for a free negative? That way you can get like a negative yorick and have space for the merry andy

[plush wagon]

your build cant get more inconsistent than that

[ocean wolf]

If together the answer you're getting from most Balatro fans is steel red seal

[vernal tartan]

depends but generally id put blue seal and LUCKY CARD WOOOO

[gritty zealot]

That is so real but necessary for the violet vessel

[vernal tartan]

i LOVE LUCKY CARDS

[pale bobcat]

roryal flush

[torpid oak]

i know right

[vernal tartan]

ECON AND HAND MULT ALL IN 1

[gritty zealot]

Nah lucky and red seals are like an insane combo

[plush wagon]

counts as the same hand

[broken ginkgo]

okay ty ty im on ghost deck so hopefully shouldnt be too hard

[pale bobcat]

high card onl

u

[random torrent]

Idk

[pale bobcat]

OH

[vernal tartan]

this ts feels like better than 2x odds

i love it

[pale bobcat]

after i buy a planet card in the shop i have to use it otherewise it odes nothing

[gritty zealot]

But just know that the ecto will give you minus one hand size so you better have like the paint voucher 😭

[plush wagon]

oh youd be surprised the stuff you can do with high card builds

[vernal tartan]

i never even roll with oops but lucky still paves my way

[random torrent]

I am main straight

[plush wagon]

first time i saw someone playing high card i was bewildered

[pale bobcat]

is the psychic even a boss blind it looks so easy to get around

[gritty zealot]

Dude the high card builds go insane

[plush wagon]

it can kill you sometimes but in very niche circumstancea

it killed me in one plasma run where i had 2 eternal stuntmans

[pale bobcat]

whats that

i dont know what htat is

i dont knwo what anything is

[broken ginkgo]

NAHHH I JUST GOT A NATURAL NEGATIVE MERRY ANDY

[plush wagon]

ok basically basically

[broken ginkgo]

this seed is so busted

[plush wagon]

plasma deck is just like

a deck

[gritty zealot]

WHAT WHATS THAT LUCK

[plush wagon]

and stuntman gibes you -2 hand size

[broken ginkgo]

this is only ante 12 thats actually crazy

[plush wagon]

amd if its eternal theres absolutely no way to sell or get rid of it

[pale bobcat]

if the ace was a diamond would that be a royal flush

?

[plush wagon]

so esentially i had 4 cards to pick from each hand

so i couldnt play 5

[pale bobcat]

oh

[pale bobcat]

??

😭

lmao

[gritty zealot]

Yeah it would be a royal

[pale bobcat]

RAHH

what is ante

i got a vouhcer

-1 hand each round -1 ante each round

[plush wagon]

every 3 rounds make an ante

[pale bobcat]

ok

ty

[broken ginkgo]

ggwp.

[pale bobcat]

wait

[gritty zealot]

Well instead of 4 hands per round 3 hands

[pale bobcat]

does that mean ill have 0 hands

after 4 rounds

[plush wagon]

that is a bad voucher to take on ante 1

[gritty zealot]

You’re kindling

Kidding

[plush wagon]

howd you even get 5 fucking yoricks anyway

[gritty zealot]

Invis joker

[pale bobcat]

u canget multiple of the same one??

[broken ginkgo]

ante 1 yorick and 4 invis jokers

[plush wagon]

you GOTTA send seed after this

[gritty zealot]

And just insane luck

[plush wagon]

still insane

[gritty zealot]

YO WE NEED IT

[plush wagon]

invisible joker is not that common

[broken ginkgo]

ill try remember🙏🙏

[plush wagon]

please bro

[pale bobcat]

should i get saturn

or black hole

i use straihgt

[plush wagon]

black hole

always

[pale bobcat]

ok

it doenst have downisde?

[plush wagon]

no

its just very rare

[pale bobcat]

my straight level 6 and i havent beaten boss blind 2

yippoi

[gritty zealot]

Wait did you finish the run? Or you’re still in up to ante 8?

[pale bobcat]

bro what

i just got eveyr ace

[broken ginkgo]

i continued it can i get the seed now?

[plush wagon]

turn on high contrast mode in settings btw

[gritty zealot]

Well finish the run, like when you’re done just don’t go back to the start menu

[pale bobcat]

tf is that

[vernal tartan]

return to home screen and go back to game

[pale bobcat]

wht is contrast

[vernal tartan]

it should bring up you won again

[gritty zealot]

Just send a screenshot when you’re done

[plush wagon]

just makes the cards more distinguishable

[gritty zealot]

Or do that

[pale bobcat]

whats a consumable slot?

[plush wagon]

basically uuh

[broken ginkgo]

idk if i can do that ive continued up to ante 12

[plush wagon]

ok you know how you have like

[vernal tartan]

top right box for tarots planets and spectrals

[plush wagon]

tarot cards

planet cards and spectrals

you can hold those in your consumables

and then use them whenever

like if you get a hanged man for example and you wanna use it mid blind you just buy it and keep it there until you get to the blind

[pale bobcat]

is ther anything that i can keep between runs

aside from knowledge

[vernal tartan]

no

[plush wagon]

nope

[vernal tartan]

you keep joker stickers ig

[pale bobcat]

should i buy another consumable slot

[vernal tartan]

and you progress your stake

[plush wagon]

and unlocks ig

[ocean wolf]

You unlock more jokers as you play but they're just added to the pool of jokers you can find in the shop

[pale bobcat]

for 10$

[plush wagon]

depends

how much money do you have

generally irs not very worth it

[vernal tartan]

if your build uses consumables a lot you'll find it so much nicer than you think

[pale bobcat]

16$'

[ocean wolf]

Tbh I think this early in the game you should just play and figure out the main mechanics before getting specific

[vernal tartan]

it just depends on what youve got

[plush wagon]

nah def not

[pale bobcat]

ok

[plush wagon]

kind of a niche voucher anyway

[pale bobcat]

when will i get my first rf

[plush wagon]

rf?

[vernal tartan]

true i cant imagine he's doing anything wild that would warrant an extra slot

[vernal tartan]

when you come across it

[pale bobcat]

royal flush

[vernal tartan]

unlock more decks

[opaque shore]

Showman shenanigans

[pale bobcat]

how many hours of gmaeplay

decks?

do any decks give me more discards

[vernal tartan]

its way easier on some decks than others

[plush wagon]

idfk why does it matter anyway

[pale bobcat]

i want to get straight

[vernal tartan]

yeah the base red deck does

[pale bobcat]

dopamine

[plush wagon]

fair

then ig just wait until rngesus chooses you or play checkered deck

which is like

[vernal tartan]

if you want royal flush checkered deck is better than red

[plush wagon]

half spades half hearts

[vernal tartan]

or you can reroll erratic

but that's all for another time

[ocean wolf]

...it's a roguelike

[vernal tartan]

i wouldnt worry about unlocking bs immediately

[plush wagon]

nah erratic is not that great for royal flush probably

better for like 4oak and stuff like that

[vernal tartan]

REROLL BETTER

[ocean wolf]

Average Balatro player mindset (me too)

[vernal tartan]

in infinite time erratic solves all your deckfixing problems immediately

[pale bobcat]

?

do i gamble

[plush wagon]

wdym

[pale bobcat]

do i get glitchy joker

[plush wagon]

ohh

sure

its decent early to mid game

[pale bobcat]

i got it

[plush wagon]

just frustrating to use

[vernal tartan]

dont ask for guidance for every step here - figure stuff out yourself and see what you like

[ocean wolf]

How many games nowadays actually fit that exact description btw

[pale bobcat]

why

[vernal tartan]

its not like a game has to fit all of these roles

[vernal tartan]

brother its you playing not me

[ocean wolf]

Just wondering

[plush wagon]

eeh tbf without some guidance i wouldve not been able to do anything, i was backseated HARD for my first few hours of gp

[vernal tartan]

you mean like, what games actually do fit them all?

[lucid pond]

@ snail surely this is the one

[pale bobcat]

?

[ocean wolf]

Yeah

[broken ginkgo]

ive found another soul card and i am so tempted to take a huge gamble here

[vernal tartan]

sure, but if you're told what everything is you can get a skewed perspective on stuff

if someone says x isnt a good joker and you never try it yourself then you'll never know if its really good

[ocean wolf]

The only modern game I can think of that fits all the rigid criteria is, very surprisingly, Crypt of the Necrodancer, which is the single most experimental roguelike out there

[vernal tartan]

like the separation between gold stake players and

[pale bobcat]

if i choose 2 out of 5 cards in a celestial packs can satturn appear twice because i have telecopser

[vernal tartan]

gotta run the trenches if you want to experience the fight

[plush wagon]

fair but then again i feel like theres a middle ground because the games a little overwhelming at first, i feel like its ok to babysit people through their first 2 or 3 games

[vernal tartan]

they appear all at once so you choose two of them all

[plush wagon]

just to give them a sense of direction

[vernal tartan]

yeah but he's asking if he should get a specific joker that has come up

[plush wagon]

bc otherwise you have no clue what youre even supposed to do

[vernal tartan]

i know why guidance can be really useful and speed up how you do but

just asking on every step is hardly playing yourself

[plush wagon]

in general tho theres a more general thing you can learn from that which is the importance of any flat mult at that stage in the game

[vernal tartan]

you can always play through alone doing whatever the first few games or get some light help

[pale bobcat]

i guess u play differnet then i do

i like knowing things

[lucid pond]

If you don't get a little guidance you will end up with gold on checkered and unable to beat red on any other deck

[pale bobcat]

????

[ocean wolf]

The game does tell you what everything does

[pale bobcat]

what is any of that

[vernal tartan]

besides one balauniversity video and youre set

[pale bobcat]

i skipped the tutorial

it tried to make me read

[ocean wolf]

💀

[lucid pond]

Flush things

[vernal tartan]

hence why i said first few games lol, im not trying to make more of those

[ocean wolf]

So you want us to give you the tutorial instead and read discord instead of read the game

[plush wagon]

gold stake is like the highest difficulty and checkered deck is a notoriously "newbie" one since its all just flushes

[pale bobcat]

o

[plush wagon]

and then red stake is like freemon demon

*easy

[vernal tartan]

red stake is not possible bro

trust

[plush wagon]

i forget this isnt the gd community

[pale bobcat]

can i remove cards from my deck

[plush wagon]

yeah

[digital oxide]

si

[pale bobcat]

yippi

[lucid pond]

Perfect comment with that name

[pale bobcat]

my dog is on my bed

[ocean wolf]

r/usernamechecksout

[honest canopy]

“I skipped the tutorial”

[pale bobcat]

my dog is in my blanket

[vernal tartan]

name literally anybody

[pale bobcat]

it tired to make me read

[ocean wolf]

Balatro is one of those games where you just gotta take the time to learn it

[honest canopy]

You can’t spell maybe you should read 🤯

[vernal tartan]

real bala players dont read

they just gamble

[plush wagon]

balala

[ocean wolf]

Yes

[pale bobcat]

:((

[lucid pond]

I can't send gifs here

[pale bobcat]

can i play multiple cards at once

i mean like

more then 5

[lucid pond]

I*

[ocean wolf]

Not even gonna lie I don't play Balatro for the technique or for the gold stake difficulty, I play balatro to see what's the stupidest build I can come up with in white stake lol

[lucid pond]

Dag nammit

[plush wagon]

[plush wagon]

nope

[lucid pond]

Oh*

[honest canopy]

There’s a tutorial for this. Also you say you don’t wanna read but then ask a lot of questions you’d have to read answers for 🤔 sus

[broken ginkgo]

@gritty zealot @plush wagon

[pale bobcat]

😭

[broken ginkgo]

im hoping other people can do better than me🙏

[ocean wolf]

I'm gonna stop with the trolling a sec, keep I think that Balatro is a game that you need to learn a little before you actually get going so you really should play the tutorial and a few games to figure out the basic stuff on your own before asking us what to do in any given situation or you're not gonna have fun in the game

[pale bobcat]

i got a royal flush

oh god a normal striaght would hav ebeen better

[vernal tartan]

bruh??

[vernal tartan]

discard it if you cna

[pale bobcat]

too late

i played it i didnt rea

d

😭

[vernal tartan]

dont worry too much

[plush wagon]

its fine they can just do that on checkered or another deck with a juggler skip thingie

[vernal tartan]

its just to unlock 1 of 2 copy jokers which are really fun

[pale bobcat]

i lost to a small blindbecuase of htat

my run is over

[plush wagon]

🥀🥀

its normal

hardly anybody wins their first run

[vernal tartan]

can be annoying to get and its not much of a loss at this stage

its between dying now and dying ante 5 for him

[plush wagon]

well it is but it still takes like 5 minutes at worst

for the 2nd best jerker in the game

[scarlet coral]

Easy photochad ^-^

[ocean wolf]

It's not the 2nd best if you still didn't unlock any good jokers to copy lol

I wouldn't worry about unlocks this early

[plush wagon]

nah you dont need to be copying like trib or anything crazy some regular jokers are alr really good

for example holo or ancient joker are unlocked by default

those can carry a run easily

and plenty of other really good jokers basically unlock themselves too

[ocean wolf]

Yeah but they're not necessarily easy to use

Just

Learn the game

[plush wagon]

they kinda are tho

i mean

mosr beginners play flushes by default anyway so ancient isnt much of a commitment anyway

and holo is just free scaling, you just have to buy standard packs and use spectrals if possible

[strong flint]

Ancient and holo are pretty easy to use imo. Ancient just requires that you don’t deck fix too hard into a certain suit or else you’ll get boned by the random chance it chooses the wrong suit

[ocean wolf]

I guess it's just me cus I usually immediately turn my deck into a single suit asap

[plush wagon]

thats great that that just got sent holy shit

[strong flint]

That got sent here too??

[ocean wolf]

I assume the mods got it quickly

[plush seal]

Finally got C++ on mobile, Invis joker was the last one 🥳🥳

[plush wagon]

most beginners dont really do that i dont think they bother too much about deckfixing really from what ive seen

[plush wagon]

jj

[strong flint]

Hell yeah

[plush wagon]

dude i just remembered the mergest kingdom server is infested with spam its really funny

[pale bobcat]

?

im loving balatro

[plush wagon]

[lucid pond]

[pale bobcat]

are there any ohter decks with multiple discards

[strong flint]

All the decks have additional discards

I don’t think there’s a single one without discards

[lucid pond]

The forbidden burglar deck

[pale bobcat]

i mean lke

red gives +1

default is 3

is there any way to get more

with other decks

by default

i liek having dsicards

it makes me happy

[ocean wolf]

The humble burglar vagabond bluestorm

[ocean wolf]

Yes but you still have to discover it

[pale bobcat]

whick deck has more discards

[hazy condor]

Did I just get god seed?

[pale bobcat]

may you ytel me

im curtious

so i cna see how to get to it

[strong flint]

Red deck is the only one to give you more discards afaik

[plush wagon]

what which one

[strong flint]

You can get more discards via vouchers tho

[plush wagon]

i cant think of any others

[hazy condor]

Merry Andy is good for discards

+3

Very cool

[vernal tartan]

you can get 2 more discards through vouchers and there are jokers that give more discards

[hazy condor]

Like merry andy

[ocean wolf]

There's like 10 different ways to get more discards

[hazy condor]

One of them is merry andy

[plush wagon]

they were asking about decks specifically tho

[pale bobcat]

yes

decks

i wnat dekcs

[plush wagon]

ik vouchers and jokers exist

[hazy condor]

Red deck

Starter deck

[plush wagon]

aside from red deck tho

[pale bobcat]

is that the only one

i specified aside from re ddeck

[plush wagon]

that was the question

[pale bobcat]

😭

[plush wagon]

i dont think theres any more

[hazy condor]

Hmm

[pale bobcat]

gamble gmable gmable

[hazy condor]

All of them are equal in discards

Aside from red deck

[plush wagon]

like im sure there arent any more

[vernal tartan]

he is literally brand new hes not going to have the right perspective on anything including how he's getting discards

[hazy condor]

BUT IT YOU GOT MERRY ANDY

[plush wagon]

ok well he was asking a specific question tho

👴👴

[pale bobcat]

wait, with the all cards are face cards, does the boss that makes face cards look down make all my cards look donw

[plush wagon]

yes

[vernal tartan]

im too smart sorry

[hazy condor]

Yes

[vernal tartan]

yes if a boss says all face cards will be face down then all the face cards are going to be face down

[hazy condor]

Banana

[vernal tartan]

if it says you only have 1 hand you will have one hand only

[plush wagon]

ok but like i was malding abt this soecifically

[pale bobcat]

BRO OFC

I ASK ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT DISCARDS

THEN WHATS MY BOSS

WATER

ITS WATER

AND WHAT DOES IT DO

REMOVES ALL MY DISCARDS

GRAHHHHH

[hazy condor]

But

[pale bobcat]

im becoming suiicdla

[hazy condor]

Merry Andy beats it

[velvet tinsel]

But at what cost:(

[hazy condor]

Since it triggers after boss blind

[hazy condor]

Only 1

Cause showman and invis

I'm sorry gros

[velvet tinsel]

: (

[hazy condor]

You're sacrifice was all good

[vernal tartan]

i think keep should try and unlock merry andy immediately

[hazy condor]

Merry andy

My beloved

[plush wagon]

they should try to unlock seeing double

[pale bobcat]

what does destroying a card do

[strong flint]

I can’t believe you’ve gone extinct on the first hand I’ve had you today

[hazy condor]

Merry Andy and stuntman Yuri NOW

[strong flint]

It disappears forever

[vernal tartan]

kills it permanently from deck

[pale bobcat]

WIAT I JUST GOT HTE BEST JOKER EVER THEN

[plush wagon]

just destroys it from your deck so you dont ever draw it no mo

[vernal tartan]

did bro get trading card

[plush wagon]

sixth sense/trading card?

[pale bobcat]

if first discard of round is only 1 card then destroy it and earn 3$

[plush wagon]

sixth sense is mid

[pale bobcat]

cant i js gurantee striaghts

[plush wagon]

trading cards goated

[velvet tinsel]

Mb

[plush wagon]

yeah trading card

[vernal tartan]

dawg sixth sense is great

[strong flint]

You CAN get duplicates of it though if you find it in a standard pack

[hazy condor]

Yo Cavendish or cavendish

[plush wagon]

really really good joker

[strong flint]

So it’s not completely gone

[hazy condor]

Or

Merry andy

Discards it

[plush wagon]

kinda niche really

[hazy condor]

Not having to kill it off

[vernal tartan]

this is just gonna confuse him and its not really a duplicate

[hazy condor]

Merry Andy is niche

[velvet tinsel]

Gros Michel

[pale bobcat]

bro this game is so good

[vernal tartan]

Gros Michel

[hazy condor]

Poopfart

[plush wagon]

or you can like strengthen another card into it technically

[hazy condor]

Brb

Waiy

Which deck should I plau

[strong flint]

Yeah you’re right. I should say you can find the same card in a standard pack. Not like, the exact same card, but a card that shares the rank and suit

[hazy condor]

Paly

[plush wagon]

but its just more practical to say its gone

[hazy condor]

What deck blud

[vernal tartan]

og my god i have not seen you in years

[strong flint]

Ourple

[plush wagon]

merry andy deck

[hazy condor]

Is there a mod for that

[vernal tartan]

magic

[hazy condor]

Whats a ourple

[plush wagon]

idk probably not

[velvet tinsel]

…and you are?

[hazy condor]

Ok

[vernal tartan]

[strong flint]

New deck coming in the update trust

[vernal tartan]

you gave me abana..,

[plush wagon]

doubles your score but also the score requirement

[velvet tinsel]

…I might have dementia cause I don’t know what your on about

[strong flint]

Y’know that’s just plasma deck lmao

[vernal tartan]

check reply/...

[vernal tartan]

we dont want scoring change we just want double and double

[strong flint]

The ACTUAL ourple deck is uhh like. TEN joker slots but only FIVE hand size

[waxen adder]

shit is not plasma deck

plasma deck would be easier

[plush wagon]

no its much worse because your score sums up to the same number so its like the same

[waxen adder]

doubling both score and requirement would be harder

[vernal tartan]

i did not mention

[plush wagon]

this one doubles the sum of your scores

so its like much more interesting than plasma

[vernal tartan]

#🎙・server-chat message @velvet tinsel

[strong flint]

Okay granted I don’t play plasma deck a whole lot so I don’t know if that well lmao

[plush wagon]

how

[vernal tartan]

fateful day

[waxen adder]

no, if you get the icecream you would get 100 chips + base high card x2

[strong flint]

I’m workin’ on getting gold stickers on all the decks in order rn

[plush wagon]

no i mean like score after you play the hand

[waxen adder]

i thought you said mult not score, its the exact same

[plush wagon]

like if you just had a x2 joker

[waxen adder]

yea yea

its still harder

you reach naneinf way faster

[plush wagon]

how

[velvet tinsel]

Dang I did give you a a bananan

[vernal tartan]

best day ofmy life

[plush wagon]

also not really because you need exponential scoring for naneinf, x2 barely does anything

[waxen adder]

no youre not listening

you get to naneinf blind faster

therefore you lose faster

[strong flint]

Wait, if scoring and scoring requirements are both times two, isn’t that basically just a normal deck but bigger?

[velvet tinsel]

Uh… well here’s another burnana:)

[plush wagon]

actually probably not

[pale bobcat]

why are all endless builds teh smae

[plush wagon]

wait wait

[vernal tartan]

OH Y GOD

[plush wagon]

usually on white stake is naneinf on the small.big or boss blind

[plush wagon]

baron builds are like the only reliable way to get naneinf

[waxen adder]

if it was like 1600x score and 1600x requirement it would reach naneinf faster and you would lose faster since the blind with naninf will reach faster

[waxen adder]

nuh uh

[pale bobcat]

what planet is dlush?

flush

[strong flint]

Jupiter, I think?

[waxen adder]

photochadphotochadphotochadphotochadphotochadphotochadphotochad is able to naneinf

[dusk current]

[strong flint]

Just read the cards

[pale bobcat]

why cant i skip boss blinds

[agile pawn]

because there's very little builds that can go far into endless

[plush wagon]

im not sure because the score starts rising really really fast so 2 orders of magnitude might not even make a difference

[waxen adder]

if you get 30 chads and 30 photos you can reach neaneinf

[strong flint]

‘Cause that’d make the game trivial

[agile pawn]

endless scaling is insanity

[plush wagon]

truth nuke

[pale bobcat]

why cant i js skip everyhting

[strong flint]

‘Cause then you’re not playing the game lol

[plush wagon]

because then you could beat it in 1 or 0 blinds lmfao

depending on if you can skip the last one

[pale bobcat]

jupiter is flush

[waxen adder]

you reach naninf faster, it would be better if someone did a deck like divides your score by 5 but also the requirement by 4 so that the naninf blind is in for example ante 120

[plush wagon]

theoreticallt anyway

[pale bobcat]

im trying a flushb uild

[plush wagon]

if you were to get like tribs/canios and good stuff from judgement

[waxen adder]

ancient joker

[pale bobcat]

whats that

im new

[waxen adder]

the best joker to get flush build

[vernal tartan]

when you skip a blind you miss all the money you would have gained from reward and end of round (gold cards etc), any joker scaling like green joker AND the shop that you see after it - this is all way more valuable than you would think

[pale bobcat]

ok

[strong flint]

It gives you x1.5 mult for a certain suit

[plush wagon]

chooses a suit at random and gives x1.5 mult per card lf that suit played

[strong flint]

It’s random, though, so it chooses a different suit per round

[hazy condor]

Stupid magic deck

Giving me legit

One shownan

And 5 merry Andy's 🫩

💔

What a waste of antimatte

[vernal tartan]

trust in magic deck save your fools to judgement twice for two more showmen

[mighty hazel]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[hazy condor]

I got 4 merry Andy's from judgement

[mighty hazel]

aint that true

[hazy condor]

LOL

Why do only Hispanics play balatro 💔

Not to hate

[plush wagon]

ñ

[mighty hazel]

memes

[hazy condor]

Just wondering how balatrez

Got past the border

[plush wagon]

balatro balatrez

[waxen adder]

gambling

[mild jewel]

I like the idea of a balatro speedrun being finding a seed with Mr bones in one of the skips and just skipping to ante 8

[mighty hazel]

balatro balatrez

[hazy condor]

Anazing

🏳️‍🌈

[plush wagon]

hes chilean canonically

[hazy condor]

Jimbo

???

[hazy condor]

Gimbo

[mighty hazel]

its a word bro wdym past the border 😭

[plush wagon]

pinche w awebonap

i cant do a chilean impression

[hazy condor]

I thought ice doesn't like info leaking to mexico

[plush wagon]

but that is NOT spanish

[hazy condor]

Y'all play nubbys number factory

Right

[mighty hazel]

what is that crap

[plush wagon]

norp

[hazy condor]

Search 🔎 t up

It's like balatrez

[mighty hazel]

sounds like a bad roblox game

[hazy condor]

But with nubby

[hazy condor]

Search it up on yt

Blud

[mighty hazel]

no

[hazy condor]

Why not

Blud

[plush wagon]

nah its more like cruelty squad x peggle x balatro

[mighty hazel]

you're max 14 years old

[pale bobcat]

i got a flush and striahgts can be played with 4

thats so goated

[hazy condor]

16 but close enough

Blud

[plush wagon]

its a surprisingly popular game for what it is

[mighty hazel]

they need to make id needed like in the uk😭

[pale bobcat]

why is there a 10$ voucher that does nothihg

[hazy condor]

GET JT

[mighty hazel]

i dont want to keep hearing child opinions

[hazy condor]

YOU NEED IT

[pale bobcat]

why

whats it do

[hazy condor]

IT GIVES +1 JOKER SLOT

[mighty hazel]

secret

[plush wagon]

you need it to unlock another voucher

[hazy condor]

IT S UPGRADED VERSION

wait

[plush wagon]

which gives +1 joker slot

[grizzled quest]

balatro balatrez is what?

[hazy condor]

Was I supposed tovspoil

[pale bobcat]

oh ok

[plush wagon]

chileno w

[pale bobcat]

ill use it

[hazy condor]

Balatro =2

Balatrez = 3

[pale bobcat]

??

[mighty hazel]

for the poor, its money
for the rich, its power
for the sad, its happiness
for the unhopeful, its hope

[grizzled quest]

Balatro + Balatrez = 5?

[hazy condor]

Yes

But how about balaquatro?

[plush wagon]

bartolo

[hazy condor]

Or balasienco

[mighty hazel]

bar sinso

[hazy condor]

Lol

[plush wagon]

homeroo vasa tomar serbesa

[hazy condor]

Y'all ever eat tamales

[plush wagon]

no i live an ocean away from mexico

[hazy condor]

😭

It's not only in mexico

It's like

Popular here in

Cambodia

[plush wagon]

cambodia damn

[slim junco]

would yall recommend steel and blue seal or smth else

[hazy condor]

Yes, I masian sadly

😭

[pale bobcat]

this is the highest i got

5/8 ante

[mighty hazel]

blue seal is great

[pale bobcat]

gotten

[hazy condor]

Steel red seal

[plush wagon]

well its mexican food afaik and the name very much sounds mexican so

[pale bobcat]

been

[slim junco]

hi galaxy

[mighty hazel]

hello cat dealer

[hazy condor]

Do you sell tabbies

[mighty hazel]

wheres my package

[strong flint]

If you buy like, 10 of it, it’ll unlock a voucher that gives you +1 joker slot. You have to buy it during a run before you can get the second tier tho

[mighty hazel]

20

[slim junco]

sorry hold on i was on vacay

[hazy condor]

11-11

[plush wagon]

no its 10

[slim junco]

yes i do sell tabbys

[hazy condor]

Calico

[plush wagon]

whats a tabby

[hazy condor]

?

[hazy condor]

Krt

Key

Ket

Kat

Cat

FUCK

[mighty hazel]

car

[plush wagon]

ohh its a cat breed

sell eggs

[hazy condor]

🏳️‍⚧️

Tregg

🏳️‍🌈

Gegg

[mighty hazel]

this minimap sucks

[hazy condor]

Poopoo

[mighty hazel]

i feel like i am xraying

[hazy condor]

LOL

might get caught by a admin

And put in a YouTube short

[mighty hazel]

its my own world

[hazy condor]

Ik

[mighty hazel]

no you dont

[plush wagon]

[hazy condor]

Yes I do

[plush wagon]

why is this an emoji

[slim junco]

We’re back in business

[hazy condor]

[slim junco]

Cat dealership is open

[mighty hazel]

meow

[hazy condor]

Gaga

[slim junco]

googoo

[hazy condor]

Googol

[slim junco]

naneinf

[mighty hazel]

all we hear is

[hazy condor]

Cateinf

[pale bobcat]

how do i get checkered deck

whts the best deck for flush build

[plush wagon]

quuenb

[mighty hazel]

radio gaga

[livid bone]

Is it theoretically possible to naneinf with planets alone if you perkeo yourself into having unlimited econ? I wonder how much time that would take from animations alone

[plush wagon]

uuh i dont remember look it up

[mighty hazel]

i loved that song specially in gta 5

[plush wagon]

checkered undoubtedly

[hazy condor]

Observatory naneinfs?

Already been done

A lot

[livid bone]

No i mean like using the planets

from levels

[hazy condor]

Ohhhh

Hmm

Impossible

Since the scaling is horrible

Even for four of akind

Or flush five

[plush wagon]

ok wait i wanna see this just theoretically

im actually curious here

[mighty hazel]

technically youd need like 2e300 planet cards

[hazy condor]

You'd need 3.21+e328 planet cards

For four of a kind anyway

Since 360 is max

[cursive copper]

full house

[mighty hazel]

full mouse

wheres that guy

[hazy condor]

House

[balmy tangle]

Mouse

[hazy condor]

How much to make a gingerbread hurse

Hoarse

[mighty hazel]

Mouse

[mighty hazel]

wtf is this crap

[plush wagon]

ok wait what hand has the best scaling

[hazy condor]

Mustard Kendrick Lamar w.d gaster edit

[plush wagon]

im just gonna do it with flush five

so:

[mighty hazel]

they need to ban minors from all social media every day i have the risk of hearing an opinion from them

[hazy condor]

LOL

Racism is bad

Wait I'm a minor

[balmy tangle]

Well bye then

[mighty hazel]

yeah that again

[hazy condor]

Racism isn't funny guys

We gotta understand

[mighty hazel]

racism is when you dont like hearing opinions from minors yeah

totally

[hazy condor]

Minors are a different race??😭

[flat osprey]

im racist

[pale bobcat]

i got mime

[hazy condor]

Mimi 🫲🏿

[plush wagon]

base score at level x is (160 + 50x)(16 + 3x)= 16(160+50x)+3x(160+50x)=2560+8000x+480x+150x²=150x²+8480x+3040=naneinf≈1.8•10³⁰⁸ -> that 3040 is negligible compared to naneinf -> 15x² + 848x - 1.8*10³⁰⁷ = 0

then you just solve for x and there should be a positive and a negative solution so just take the positive one

[livid bone]

I know it's linear but it's possible to exploit perkeo for infinite econ by buying everything except emperor, fool and temperance/hermit, using emperor to get temperance/hermit and fool, using fool to get another emperor and finally using temperance/hermit, thus having an infinite money supply

Though even if we don't count the animations, a good CPU does ~1e10 operations/second meaning you'll need 1e290 CPU*seconds which is completely unreasonable

[hazy condor]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSSUKuj5H/

[mighty hazel]

fire

[hazy condor]

Fuck wrong server

[mighty hazel]

what was the quadratic formula

[plush wagon]

x=(-b±√(b²-4ac))/2a

[mighty hazel]

wrote this
x= (+-) sqrt(b + -4ac) / 2a?

[plush wagon]

ignore the ± and just do a +

[mighty hazel]

didnt finish

but close enough

i forgot it was b square

b + - 😭

so it should be
a = 15, b = 84, c = -1.8*10^307

[plush wagon]

its rough writing on phone

[mighty hazel]

yeah i know

[plush wagon]

b =848

i messed up mb

that wouldve been extraordinarily wrong

actually that number pales in comparison to 1.8*10³⁰⁷

[mighty hazel]

-84 + sqrt(84^2 + (4x15x1.8^1.8x10^307)) / 30

[plush wagon]

so we could honestly just ignore it and skip the whole quadratic formula basically

[mighty hazel]

real

probably its just around 1.8*10^307

[plush wagon]

and say x≈√(1.8*10³⁰⁷/15)

[mighty hazel]

so basically correct

i think???

what is the square root of 2 anyways

[plush wagon]

welp thats about it

youd need around that many planets

[plush wagon]

not really

[plush wagon]

irrational number :p

but about 1.414

[plush wagon]

also with this estimation you could say that 848x is still a really large number considering x but you gotta consider its still ~155 orders of magnitude less than naneinf so not reslly

so i think the approximation is still valid

[pale bobcat]

\YAY

im at ante 5 agian

[plush wagon]

congrats

you need to pull the 1.1*10¹⁵³ eris card play now

to get naneinf

[pale bobcat]

i lost

[plush wagon]

see i told you

[pale bobcat]

can someone help me iwth black deck

so i unlock checkered deck

what startergy do i use'

[plush wagon]

black decks kinda cheeks

but on white stake it should be fine

[pale bobcat]

but i need it to do checkered

[plush wagon]

uuh idk depends on what you get really

you need to take troubadour and hyeroglyph to make it the needle

[mighty hazel]

easy

[plush wagon]

yeah keep shouldve just done that smh

[mighty hazel]

just would need in average like

1e149 planets per ante

[plush wagon]

for 1100 antes

[mighty hazel]

what was the max ante

38?

if 38 then the average is 2.8827503026587690181945778042147e+151 per ante

[plush wagon]

39 iir

[mighty hazel]

easy ngl

how much atoms are there in the universe

[plush wagon]

~10⁸⁰

so basically

[mighty hazel]

damn

[plush wagon]

if every atom

in the universe

contained another universe

within itself

the number of total atoms would be ROUGHLY equal to the number of planets

youd need

[mighty hazel]

real

[plush wagon]

(10 million times off but whats 10 million at that scale)

[mighty hazel]

fr

ngl its very curious that at incredibly big amouts even billion or trillions are nothing

[plush wagon]

depends how you look at it but yeah

[mighty hazel]

this is why i love exponential games

[plush wagon]

in fact numbers well well bwyond that are like

[mighty hazel]

like cookie clicker

[plush wagon]

completely negligible

[pale bobcat]

can someone help me win black deck

[plush wagon]

like in the approximation i did for the thingie i literally just neglected 8.48*10¹⁵³ because its nothing compared to the rest of numbers

[plush wagon]

theres really no Magic trick to it

just depends on what you get

if you get a joker thats strong enough to shape your run then work around it

if not, try to direct your game yourself

like for example just decide to go for flushes of spades for example

[pale bobcat]

ok

flishes of spades

got it

[plush wagon]

and try to get world cards and upgrade flushes as much as possible

[plush wagon]

it was just an example but ye

[pale bobcat]

i lost to the goat

@plush wagon

goad

[plush wagon]

damn

unfortunate

what some ppl do is

they choose the suit

of the first suit related boss blind they face

so they wont face it again and lose

so like if the first suit specific blind you beat is for diamonds then you go for diamonds

in theory tho half the time it shouldnt screw you that much unless youre relying on triggers

[oblique hatch]

Balatro.

[thick hearth]

hola balatreros

[plush wagon]

PAJABOT

[thick hearth]

si

[pale bobcat]

@plush wagon

BRO

IM SO COSE

I LOVE U

the spade flish

flush thing

is going very well

[plush wagon]

damn bro that got intense

[plush wagon]

what jokers do you have

and what level on the flushes

[pale bobcat]

uh

level 5 flush

and here

[plush wagon]

decent build but you probably want some xmult with that

[pale bobcat]

?

[plush wagon]

otherwise irs gonna start falling short

[plush wagon]

theres flat mult and xmult

[pale bobcat]

i think i js los

bro

[plush wagon]

flat mult is what you have

[pale bobcat]

I JUST LOST

RAHH

how do i getxmult

[plush wagon]

like +15 mult is flat mult

x2 mult is xmult

[next current]

running all flat mult no chips or xmult

[plush wagon]

shrimple as taht

[next current]

🥲

[pale bobcat]

i started today

[pale bobcat]

im gonna krill u

[flint saddle]

Man im gonna miss thunkchat

[pale bobcat]

@plush wagon

are u able to v

c

can i screenshare

i feel like im making alot of mistakes

[next current]

so, use chip jokers, then organize it is
chip jokers
then
flatmult
then
xmult

[plush wagon]

well its 3am where i am rn

so i cant rlly talk

[flint saddle]

Cya wide noelle

[plush wagon]

ig maybe i can just stay muted tho?

[pale bobcat]

ok

sure

that works

[plush wagon]

bye minecraft token person

[flint saddle]

🤝

I joined chat js to comment on the deltarune

Lmao

Fire pfp

Loving it

[next current]

[lucid pond]

We did it, Snail

[flint saddle]

Impressive

[next current]

you love to see it

[flint saddle]

Your best hand is amazing, nice job dude!

[next current]

mainly experiment, unlock decks and unlock jokers

[next current]

4 mill is indeed impressive

ive only hit 1.1 mill but one day ill hit higher

[lucid pond]

Wee with the carry early game

Lucky cat came in clutch at the end though and picked up brainstorm literally on the last round

[next current]

THATS AMAZING LUCK MY LORD😭😭😭

[flint saddle]

At gencon

[next current]

rng gods have blessed you

[lucid pond]

To be fair I sold a poly card sharp for it so probably would have won anyway but it was guaranteed with the brainstorm

[next current]

yes

[lucid pond]

Didn't need to try draw 2 3oaks

[next current]

[lucid pond]

[plush wagon]

gg!!

that bus after the lucky cat is killing me though

oh nvm

didnt see the brainstorm

[lucid pond]

Brainstorm 🔥

[plush wagon]

mb

[waxen adder]

[slim junco]

easiest deck to play with and get/beat gold deck?

[marsh kraken]

[slim junco]

[marsh kraken]

[gloomy ridge]

🪞

[opaque shard]

This has to be a joke

[hazy musk]

y los curis

[raw fractal]

Just need mime now

[meager plank]

What should I buy in this shop

[austere axle]

Didn't expect to win with this

[tulip granite]

Wow I hit the heck out of this deadline

[spark salmon]

Hello chat

[pale gust]

fellow balatro players

do i sell my second photo for the bloodstone?

[feral pilot]

what should I sell

[pale gust]

sell constellation

and dna for both jokers in shop

[feral pilot]

for me no, since bloodstone is usually unreliable without oops

[pale gust]

what do u suggest

[pale gust]

u can use the brainstorm to copy ur dna or the cat for scoring

[feral pilot]

I'm duping my foil lucky king

[feral pilot]

next round :D

[pale gust]

i have the exact same card lmao

foil red seal king of hearts

[feral pilot]

BRO WTF

tf is this seed

should I sell the chad

💔

I'm selling the empress for socks

[pale gust]

am i using my blueprint correctly?

should i be coping something else

lol

[broken delta]

i'd copy bloodstone

wait'

[opaque shore]

Maybe photo

[broken delta]

you don't have oops tho

[opaque shore]

Maybe photo because red seal already gives a retrigger?

[broken delta]

so it's 2^5 vs 4^3

32 vs 64

yeah photo

[opaque shore]

Showman is finally doing something

[pale gust]

and just like that

im dead to the plant

[broken delta]

rip