🎙・server-chat

[random remnant]

YEAH

[lyric vine]

also for seance, when are you gonna make sure your straight flushes are consistent/guaranteed everytime

[random remnant]

i'm having a great run right now

[neon olive]

i dont think ancient even cares if you dont have any cards on the suit it picked

[lyric vine]

it doesnt

shamee

just a worse idol in some way

[brisk zinc]

never

seance sucks

[neon olive]

unless you try only doing straight flushes i suppose

[neat vine]

i just did a flush house...

all face cards

somehow

i never really get that many face cards

[scarlet coral]

ooh nice

[lyric vine]

photochad and sock now 😭

[lyric vine]

yeah but how are you gonna force that everytime

you dont.

[scarlet coral]

A lotta star, sun or the other two suit changes

[brisk zinc]

four fingers + shortcut helps but it's still not guaranteed

[brisk zinc]

or just wild cards

[scarlet coral]

I forgot their names

[neon olive]

lovers too

[lyric vine]

moon is one

[scarlet coral]

dna would help insanely but it’s a rare soo

[lyric vine]

yeah but you might as well use that for flush fives or high cards

[neon olive]

its a high card in straight flush only

[woeful urchin]

GUYS

[scarlet coral]

D: right

[woeful urchin]

quick question

[scarlet coral]

?

[woeful urchin]

doest Balatro have steam key?

[neat vine]

nice

[woeful urchin]

you know steam redeem code game for Balatro

[scarlet coral]

[neat vine]

never

[lyric vine]

oh shut up

😭🙏

my nightmares are back

[scarlet coral]

SAME

[lyric vine]

why am i getting like the worst jokers right now

[woeful urchin]

its steam key balatro its legal?

[lyric vine]

this is like the 10th run on blue stake so far.

[scarlet coral]

Balatro players scared of a houseplant 💔

[neat vine]

what do you mean

[scarlet coral]

what are you talking abt

[woeful urchin]

you know steam key game for Balatro?

[neat vine]

nice

[woeful urchin]

its legal or not

[scarlet coral]

no we don’t know

Steam key game??

[neat vine]

what steam key game

[woeful urchin]

yes

[neat vine]

pirated?

[random remnant]

Yes a steam key for balatro is legal

however the money typically doesnt go to the developers, its usually obtained in less than legal ways and then resold on G2A

[scarlet coral]

Or at least I dunno

[woeful urchin]

where you active a produc of code

[neat vine]

what language do you speak

if you speak in that language i can help you

[scarlet coral]

Give thunk his dough

[neat vine]

because you are not speaking well english

[woeful urchin]

5 language

[scarlet coral]

🔥

[random remnant]

I agree

[scarlet coral]

ong

[neat vine]

what is "5 language"

[scarlet coral]

is he a polyglot

?

I’m like 40% sure that’s what he means

[neat vine]

you not know english good

so what language do you speak

[woeful urchin]

so the dev dont owned it, cuz the steam key Balatro its illegal way to get it?

[neat vine]

like the language ur good in

[neon olive]

dude i got business card and now i rarely fidn face cards

wow

[woeful urchin]

jawa

[neat vine]

java???

oh alright

[scarlet coral]

it’s legal but you don’t give the money to the developer, according to JBD

idek what a steam key is💔

[neat vine]

System.out.println("Do you understand?");

[woeful urchin]

so its like the dev can revoked it , right the steam key?

[woeful urchin]

bacot

[neat vine]

what

bro what you mean??

[woeful urchin]

learn to use the internet translator

[brisk zinc]

java 👎

[neat vine]

no you learn to use the internet translator

you speak barely any english

I don't understand anything you say

wait i can code a translator for you

[random remnant]

I told you the answer

[neat vine]

do you want that

[woeful urchin]

yeh , what i am asking so that means the dev can revoked the steam key right?

[neat vine]

no

[random remnant]

The dev made the keys, developers sell keys and give keys out to content creators etc.

Usually its not the developer, its the publisher.

People resell those keys, as to how they're obtained, who knows.

[neat vine]

why would he want to do that

[random remnant]

They wont revoke the key

[woeful urchin]

some dev revoked it

[neat vine]

who

[woeful urchin]

cuz in my community we got a bit of drama

[neat vine]

localthunk is developer

[woeful urchin]

some selling steam key , and it got revoked

[neat vine]

he not do that

[random remnant]

Where did you buy the steam key from 😂

[scarlet coral]

Uhm which game

[woeful urchin]

idk a lot of bunch of steam key game got revoked, not me

[scarlet coral]

I think bro brought his from Temu or smth 😭

[random remnant]

Also, steam keys are region locked...

Hence why when you buy a game on G2A, it says USA, etc

[woeful urchin]

facebook

[neat vine]

i think he did

[random remnant]

jesus

[neat vine]

FACEBOOK??

[scarlet coral]

… FACEBOOK?0

[neat vine]

LMAO

[scarlet coral]

😭

[woeful urchin]

now idk how tf he can get the illegal steam key

[random remnant]

Don't buy anything from facebook, let alone STEAM KEYS

[spiral mirage]

who here loves Balala Jonkler Bonkler

[scarlet coral]

[neon olive]

i should go for kings or queens but ill go for aces because why not

[woeful urchin]

no the facebook server

its a trust server

[lyric vine]

should i just build a stencil army.

[neat vine]

facebook server?!?!?

[woeful urchin]

but its the seller

not the admin fault

[spiral mirage]

ankh ankh ankh

[brisk zinc]

we retriggering over here

[lyric vine]

hexed and ankhed it.

[woeful urchin]

welp asean people still used facebook

[lyric vine]

any tips to get a lot of ankhs

[spiral mirage]

do you have para

[neat vine]

asean people

[brisk zinc]

no i have wee joker

[spiral mirage]

copy seance with a blueprint and a brainstorm

then play a few straight flushes per round

[woeful urchin]

ohhh congrats you arent an idiot, not like the others

[neat vine]

who is an asean people

[random remnant]

wild hand

[neat vine]

bro you're an idiot 😭

[woeful urchin]

asia south east nation

[spiral mirage]

there's no wild cards though :(

[neat vine]

asian*

[woeful urchin]

how tf am i an idiot for speaking 5 language

[lyric vine]

that aint gonna work

[neat vine]

not matter if you can't speak them well

[random remnant]

Yeah, but still

[scarlet coral]

language 5 me speak

[spiral mirage]

why do you have negative hex X-X

[scarlet coral]

si

[neat vine]

i don't know about the others, but english no

you speak bad

[woeful urchin]

3 tribe language one national language and english

[random remnant]

it came like that

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spiral mirage]

what

[lyric vine]

hold up

showman will help right

[scarlet coral]

green deck sucks

[neat vine]

3 tribe language

[lyric vine]

for stencil army

[spiral mirage]

agree

[woeful urchin]

yess, tribe language still excist ...

[scarlet coral]

no interest

[neat vine]

ok

learn english

[scarlet coral]

Quick question when I send this Duolingo image can anyone see it?

[spiral mirage]

yes

it's sad murderous bird

[woeful urchin]

but i need to learn another language ...

[neat vine]

no

learn english

[woeful urchin]

school new rules

[neat vine]

what is school new rules

[woeful urchin]

must learn fucking koreans

[scarlet coral]

Ah alright

[neat vine]

fucking koreans 🔥

[woeful urchin]

IDK how the FUCK i can learn KOREA language

[neat vine]

bro

[woeful urchin]

Hangeul its hard

IDK how TF i can read the Hangeul

[neat vine]

learn korean

[scarlet coral]

I don’t understand a word he says

[neat vine]

and then watch squid game!!

[scarlet coral]

💔

[scarlet coral]

I watched the dub and uh wow

[woeful urchin]

Hangeul its south korea language words

i guess

[neat vine]

i watch muted with subtitles

[neon olive]

yeah i def shouldve gone for queens lol

[scarlet coral]

“welcome back my friends!”

[scarlet coral]

I tape my phone to the side and watch subway surfers gameplay

[tame oracle]

what do i get rid of for dusk

[tame oracle]

does anyone know what’s better

[lyric vine]

@spiral mirage so now what.

how to force straight flushes

[neat vine]

@woeful urchin

[spiral mirage]

it was a joke ;-;
if you can force straight flushes, you won't need the stencils

[neat vine]

if you want you can use the facebook mod

the facebook premium

[lyric vine]

ik.

[spiral mirage]

okii

[scarlet coral]

this queen saved me vro

[neat vine]

extra payment tnough

[tame oracle]

@spiral mirage can you help me pls

[neat vine]

100$ for the premium

[scarlet coral]

Hook makes me wanna cry

[spiral mirage]

in that case
just draw them

[tame oracle]

i stuffed up the same thing last night

[neat vine]

why?

[lyric vine]

maybe i shoulda gotten seance

lemme play this seed again and go for straight flushes 😭

[scarlet coral]

It’s so smart? Like I run out of discards and have to use hands to discard, it somehow destroys exactly what I need

absolutely enemy of flushes

[lyric vine]

fr

[neat vine]

it's not

[tame oracle]

slungus can u help
me

[scarlet coral]

lemme see

[spiral mirage]

dusk is worth x2 x1.5⁵ ~= x15
so get rid of hologram

[tame oracle]

^

[spiral mirage]

WAIT

that's a polychrome one

don't get rid of anything then I think

[tame oracle]

yeah

Even for dusk

with red seal?

[scarlet coral]

I forgot what’s bloodstone do

[tame oracle]

1.5x per heart

dice makes it hit everytime

[lyric vine]

any way to make sure i get cavendish after michal gross is destroyed?

[scarlet coral]

hmm

[lyric vine]

does stencil and photochad work well together.

[scarlet coral]

it’s decent

[lyric vine]

cause i have eternal photo in shop

how did i make ante 7 with this

[scarlet coral]

Banana stencil fire constellation

Peak

Brb gonna eat a cavendish

[lyric vine]

omg we are cooking

[lyric vine]

its supernova.

[scarlet coral]

💔

I can’t memorize every joker

[lyric vine]

you dont need to

its so obviously supernova

[spiral mirage]

yes, that's what I said
x2x1.5⁵

one photo trigger, five bloodstone ones

[lyric vine]

bro what

can you type is that ankh real quickl

[tame oracle]

but with red seal

dusk bet ye r

better

[spiral mirage]

??

[scarlet coral]

Is that icecream

[lyric vine]

screw you

[scarlet coral]

❤️

[lyric vine]

how has michal gross survived 9 rounds

[scarlet coral]

“Man, my runs being going great, I might as well check the next few blinds as I’m in the shop!”

Famous last words

[lyric vine]

ha

[scarlet coral]

oh hey directors cut

[lyric vine]

!!!

bruh

wait my order doesnt matter

dang it i should have kept something to sell

LOL UNLOCKED PLASMA WITH STENCILS!!

[brisk zinc]

huge

[neat vine]

how to use obeslisk

[brisk zinc]

sell it

[lyric vine]

you dont

[brisk zinc]

that's how

[neat vine]

why

[lyric vine]

or play flushes first half and play pairs or something second half

[lyric vine]

cause its partially annoying.

[brisk zinc]

qou will fucking teleport into the chat in about 12 seconds

[neat vine]

i sold it

[lyric vine]

how many antes do you think i can survive

[brisk zinc]

it's very unfun to play with imo

it can work if you want to make it work but i don't like it

[lyric vine]

AND HOW HAS MICHAEL GROSS SURVIVED 12 ROUNDS.

first ante 0 jokers hex and ankh. second ante 1st shop eternal stencil

[brisk zinc]

when you actually need the mult, it goes extinct in 2 rounds
when you just want it to die to free up a slot, it lives for 7 antes

such is the way of banana

[lyric vine]

would it be better to sell the banana or not

i'll have no +mult thats the thing

[brisk zinc]

xmult doesn't do much if base mult is low

[lyric vine]

i mean this run is ded.

[brisk zinc]

at least you won and unlocked the fun deck

[lyric vine]

there the run goes

oh wait

negative bones

[brisk zinc]

oh right

banan lives to see another day

[lyric vine]

i cant even afford the only spectral pack i find

why does this suck

[brisk zinc]

because your econ sucks

[lyric vine]

i figured.

[brisk zinc]

try to always stay above $25 for max interest

[scarlet coral]

Oh wait

I don’t have enough

):

[lyric vine]

found ways to not

ey cool run

this seed was fun ngl

[scarlet coral]

I have to sell my egg 😭

[brisk zinc]

mail in rebate is broken asf

abuse that

[lyric vine]

are there other seeds that have infinite stencils at the start

[lyric vine]

rip stencil then

[brisk zinc]

not that run necessarily

just in general

[scarlet coral]

he was with me since ante 1

[lyric vine]

i always get it

[brisk zinc]

good

[lyric vine]

until i dont need it

[lyric vine]

aww'

KILL HIM

[scarlet coral]

I’m turning him into an omelette

[brisk zinc]

did you beat my record

[scarlet coral]

Yes

77$

[brisk zinc]

pro

[scarlet coral]

I don’t have a ss 😭

Wait

lemme show money

[brisk zinc]

eggswash goes hard

[lyric vine]

ngl

swashbuckler+giftcard+egg combo we need

[bright hound]

How would Swashbuckler + Egg + Gift Card + Abstract + Green + Hiker fare on Black Deck?

[brisk zinc]

that's too many jokers for black deck

unless negatives

[lyric vine]

plasma for the first time.

[bright hound]

Black Deck has six Joker Slots…

By default.

[brisk zinc]

focus +chips on early game and pivot to xmult when you feel like you should

+mult doesn't do much on plasma

[scarlet coral]

If you told me I woulda gotten a ss of egg himself

[brisk zinc]

especially early game

[scarlet coral]

so I had 6 bucks, had to sell him and used 10, so I’m left with this much

I like sold him js as u said that

💔

[brisk zinc]

oh i mixed them up lol

i was thinking of painted

[lyric vine]

how do you effectively play plasma

[brisk zinc]

just told you

[lyric vine]

i dont have stuntman unlocked

oh wait

[brisk zinc]

you don't need

[lyric vine]

i didnt see msg

[bright hound]

But still, how would those Jokers fare on Black Deck?

[lyric vine]

cool thanks

[brisk zinc]

any +chips alone will get you like ante 4

wee joker is my goat

you could never guess

[scarlet coral]

wee joker does what again?

[bright hound]

I’m asking because I’m currently struggling on Black Deck and I want to know an answer to it.

[lyric vine]

nup

[lyric vine]

+8 chips for every 2 scored

hold up

doesnt retriggers help

[scarlet coral]

that’s pretty good

paredoila and sock and buskin could retrigger it

[brisk zinc]

Every played 2 adds +8 chips to it

Scales very fast

I've had +2000 chip wee jokers a few times

That's huge on plasma deck

Hack and hanging chad work well with it

[scarlet coral]

I love sock and buskin

one of my favs

Also droll and crafty joker

(Obviously)

[scarlet coral]

What’s ur #1 favorite joker aside from wee

#2*

[brisk zinc]

I don't actually know

I have many that I like

[scarlet coral]

mines prolly brainstorm

boring take in

Ik*

I got a new PR of ante 11

[lavish zenith]

blueprint is just brainstorm but better why is it your favorite and not blueprint

[scarlet coral]

they’re lowkey equal

I just like brainstorm because of its cover art

it’s imo nicer looking than blueprint

[lavish zenith]

you know what that's completely valid

[lyric vine]

for that reason, same

for not that reason, blueprint just feels more controlled

[brisk zinc]

the design is nicer imo

tho they're both great

[lavish zenith]

brainstorm has a limitation on where the copied joker can be, it has to trigger first

the only advantage that brainstorm might have over blueprint is in the situation where you would want some jokers to trigger between the two procs of the joker you want to copy

but i literally don't see how that could ever be of any help

[small hemlock]

i just came here to show my distaste for this garbage stake

[brisk zinc]

nobody likes blue stake

[small hemlock]

i was doing 55k each hand

however

i bought extra hand voucher solely for this

[shy badger]

alwayys the pillar bruh ong

[small hemlock]

it wasn't enough

[lone vault]

am i goated

[small hemlock]

screw blue stake, dogshit stake

[brisk zinc]

where jimbo

[quaint moss]

not for long

[strong flint]

Blue stake is horrid 💔

[lone vault]

replaced

[small hemlock]

jimbo is a king

[brisk zinc]

just wait til purple

it's just blue but even harder

[strong flint]

I literally can’t wait for changes that’re coming

[small hemlock]

funnily enough, i dealt with purple better than blue

[brisk zinc]

maybe you just knew the game better at that point

[lone vault]

any stake above blue is my opp

[brisk zinc]

or got luckier with shops

[quaint moss]

i inted a run because i was prepping for endless

god

[small hemlock]

this

[brisk zinc]

blue will be nerfed in the update luckily

[small hemlock]

what will they do?

[quaint moss]

sold a mid ass mult joker to make room for invis on bp/brainstorm

[brisk zinc]

only thunk knows

[strong flint]

I don’t think LocalThunk’s said what the change is gonna be

[quaint moss]

scoring 800k over 4 hands

violet vessel:

[small hemlock]

oh, so no leaks or anything?

[strong flint]

I hope it’s something good, tho

[brisk zinc]

well thunk himself dislikes blue stake so it's probably something good yea

[small hemlock]

"discards cost 1$"

[strong flint]

At least that’s better than minus one discard ngl

[quaint moss]

its one guy dude i dont think anyone broke into his house and stole his pc

[strong flint]

A bit annoying but it’s not horrid

[sharp tide]

hell nah that's way worse

[small hemlock]

i did

[strong flint]

Oh, wait, you’re right

[sharp tide]

you wouldn't make it out of ante 1 small blind

[strong flint]

Especially in early antes

Yeah, that’d be miserable

Sometimes I forget the early game exists (despite rarely ever going endless lmao)

[sharp tide]

imo it's gonna be something completely different

[obsidian vault]

I already hate managing money on earlier antes on higher stakes, plus thunk already said he dislikes blue stake because it discourages people from playing bigger hands which the $1 per discard would also do

[small hemlock]

the blue stake nerf? simple

[tall hare]

Balatro is a game did you guys know that?

[strong flint]

Minus one joker slot

[eternal forge]

No?????????

It's a religion

why are you comparing my religion to a simple game

???????????????

[obsidian vault]

It’s not a game

[small hemlock]

is me saying "fuck you" to that statement bullying xD

[sharp tide]

if balatro is a game, and it's single player, then why does it require internet?

[strong flint]

It’s understandable lmao

[eternal forge]

this ☝️

[sharp tide]

beat that libs

[small hemlock]

why is your name "your dad"?

[eternal forge]

If balatro is only a game then why jimbo told me universe secrets at 3 am?

[obsidian vault]

Are you talking about mobile or steam or both

[eternal forge]

Cuz then when I call someone it'll appear "your dad is calling you"

[tall hare]

It's a very elaborate game

[small hemlock]

portuguese speaker 🤝

[strong flint]

I think they’re talkin’ about mobile, ‘cause sometimes mine’ll have a cloud save dealie happen

[obsidian vault]

Same

[strong flint]

I think it’s so that if you switch to another device on the same account, your progress is saved

Really hope they can do something similar for PC, though

[obsidian vault]

I’m getting a new phone soon how do I like log back into my account

[obsidian vault]

You always can just cheat back your progress lmao

[sharp tide]

mobile

[obsidian vault]

I have cheated in everything on pc cuz my pc version is where I fuck about with mods I only actually play the game on mobile

[strong flint]

I mean, if it’s Apple or Google you just log back into whatever account you had, and all that data’ll be there. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works

[obsidian vault]

Damn it I’m switching from apple to Google

[strong flint]

Oof

[obsidian vault]

So I probably can’t keep my data

[strong flint]

That’s unfortunate

[sharp tide]

balatro is the greatest mobile game ever conceived, pc is just an extra. so mobile needs to get it's bugs fixed rapido

[obsidian vault]

Oh well

[obsidian vault]

True

[strong flint]

At least you can unlock everything

[obsidian vault]

If only apple would let me copy over the save files

[strong flint]

I’d play PC Balatro more ‘cause of mods, but like, the laptop I have is so ass

[obsidian vault]

Too bad they don’t let you do anything fun

[sharp tide]

really the only mods I'd be interested in would be cosmetic mods

and honestly, they should be in the base game

[strong flint]

I’m hoping to save up and get an actually decent laptop so I don’t have to deal with lag when trying to open more than two tabs 🙏🙏🙏

[sharp tide]

like minecraft texture packs maybe?

[obsidian vault]

I like making mods

So I only use pc for that

[strong flint]

True, btw. It’d be really nice if there was some form of mobile modding

[quaint moss]

sos mine but if you turn off the crt filter it runs fine

[sharp tide]

on android you can but sadly I use apple

[strong flint]

Though tbh it’d most likely only be on android ‘cause apple hates fun

[obsidian vault]

There’s probably some illegal niche way to mod balatro on apple

But there’s no way it’s worth the effort

[strong flint]

Same. It stinks that there’s such little ability to do anything on apple’s phones

[obsidian vault]

It was the last straw for me when I tried to get an animated lock screen and then found out the hard way you just can’t make it whatever you want

It has to be a Live Photo taken from your phone camera

Like what

Let me use a gif bro

[strong flint]

Yeah, I honestly woulda chosen an android over Apple if it was me, but it was a gift and I don’t exactly have a whole buncha money

[obsidian vault]

Yeah same for me but ive had this phone for years now and it’s starting to break down so I really need a new one lol

There’s like stripes of dead pixels on my screen

And the battery is not doing so great

[strong flint]

Oof lmao

I’ve only had mine for a year or two now. Can’t really justify a replacement yet

[obsidian vault]

Yeah ive had mine for five years but I thought it could last at least a little longer than that but I guess not

To be fair I must’ve dropped it like a hundred times now I’m shocked the screen hasn’t cracked

That’s one thing it has done well

[strong flint]

Yeah, dropping it’ll do a number on it for sure

Somehow I’ve only dropped my phone a very small amount of times

Like, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve dropped it lol

[chilly pawn]

I drop mine all the time, it's a miracle the thing isn't super cracked. Especially since I don't have a case for it

[dapper pasture]

🧑‍🦼 🔥

[naive depot]

hi

[strong flint]

I don’t have a single crack in mine

[slim junco]

Why does that ace have a question mark?

First time seeing it

[sharp tide]

tis a bug that happens when you play on another account sometimes

play it as you would a run of the mill wild ace of clubs

[slim junco]

Oooh, i understand

I was messing with another profile

[sharp tide]

that'll do it

[spring sphinx]

Chicot i love you but im trying to beat gold stake can you PLEASE refer me one of your brothers

[broken delta]

hey. you might get a photochad build going and then the plant appears

[glad oriole]

chicot will carry trust me

[radiant quest]

hi xD

[glad oriole]

hai

[sharp tide]

bro figured it out

chicot stans are just the photochad one trick ponies in disguise

[onyx ivy]

I used to pray for times like this

[spring sphinx]

Well chicot made me fail

The people yearned for yorick or triboulet

[broken delta]

oof

hey

at least you didn't lose 20$ am i right?

that chicot matador combo is definitely something

[spring sphinx]

Listen i had to sell my fist and the duo to save my run and i only got matador ok

[broken delta]

fist would've been helpful no?

[spring sphinx]

The fist+mime was absolutely carrying me

But it was too late anyways

[broken delta]

i guess the only thing that would've really helped is chad

couldn't you have sold chicot too?

[spring sphinx]

Yes ☹️

[spring sphinx]

Literally the only thing missing wasnt joker space it was money

[broken delta]

rip

i wonder if you sold chicot early to build econ, you would've been able to win

[brisk zinc]

temperance value

Kapp

[spring sphinx]

No

[hearty pulsar]

Would you take the bait

[spring sphinx]

Gold stake blue deck is ridiculously hard

[spring sphinx]

Balatro balatrino

[broken delta]

good thing blue stake is getting reworked

absolutely despise losing a discard

[spring sphinx]

I agree its like black stake just got sucked all of its life

[hearty pulsar]

Balatro?

[broken delta]

i find black stake to be fine

[spring sphinx]

Black stake i think is the most accurate way to play balatro

[broken delta]

eternal feels like a balanced thing

[spring sphinx]

Like white is easy red is easy green is harder but still boring

[glad oriole]

balatro players when they see standard playing cards

[hearty pulsar]

Agreed

[spring sphinx]

Black stake is perfect difficulty

[glad oriole]

black stake is gay

[broken delta]

"the stakes all lived in harmony until the blue stake attacked"

[glad oriole]

in a good way

[glad oriole]

true

[broken delta]

it happy

[hearty pulsar]

Black stake is eternal jokes right

[glad oriole]

no i just mean that being gay is fine

[hearty pulsar]

?

[glad oriole]

i’d know

[glad oriole]

yuh

[hearty pulsar]

Gay means happy

[cinder current]

Thanks game

[broken delta]

swings both ways i guess lol

[glad oriole]

then why am i not happy

:(

joke

[spring sphinx]

Buy reroll surplus and reroll until you dont have any money

Im happy as fuck

[glad oriole]

im content with my life

[spring sphinx]

I’m fucking happy’s

[glad oriole]

whut

oki

[hearty pulsar]

Bru

[spring sphinx]

If someone is not content with their life i do think rhey have the willpower to change that

[glad oriole]

gay means homosexual

[glad oriole]

true

sorta

[spring sphinx]

Im super gay

[broken delta]

that's definitely true

[glad oriole]

samesies

[hearty pulsar]

But before that it meant happy

[broken delta]

it means both

[glad oriole]

yeah well its not the past is it

[broken delta]

in different contexts

[hearty pulsar]

Ig

It's not used as happy anymore

[glad oriole]

ye

[hearty pulsar]

Shame

[broken delta]

some older people still do tho

[glad oriole]

i only ever see people use at as happy when they’re joking on the fact that the word has multiple definitions

[spring sphinx]

One of my best runs

[broken delta]

lotta ankhs?

[hearty pulsar]

U mean ecto

[broken delta]

duped bloodstone so i assumed ankh was used

[glad oriole]

ectoplasms wasted on wt and rough gem 💔

[hearty pulsar]

Oh yeah

[broken delta]

two ectos were probably used

with a hand size voucher

[spring sphinx]

No ecto’s lil vro

[glad oriole]

then how tf did you lose 2/3 handsize

[spring sphinx]

First joker actually

[spring sphinx]

I usef some hanged before this pic lil vro

[hearty pulsar]

Antimatter

[broken delta]

it says 1/6

[spring sphinx]

But all jokers were natural negatives

[hearty pulsar]

Oh

[spring sphinx]

Well i dont remember so shut

[wide sigil]

the game just wanted to give you a win

[glad oriole]

hanged man doesnt reduce hand size

[broken delta]

it should still say 8 if you used hung men

[spring sphinx]

I also once got double trib

[spring sphinx]

Ion remember ok calm down 😔

[glad oriole]

im calm

[silent marsh]

Cat

[spring sphinx]

Just know the two to the right were natural negatives i wouldnt randomly use ecto with them instead of taking them off

[wide sigil]

I've been taking a break away from balatro for a couple of days because Jokerless it's making me lose it

[untold root]

Just beat the "Blast off" challenge. Very happy with the final Joker setup!

That was a hard one...

[autumn lynx]

I'm starting to play the game on Playstation so I can grind a platinum trophy, what do yall think of the build??

[spring sphinx]

Objection

[hearty pulsar]

He's all in

[broken delta]

always wanted to get a cat, but too broke 😦

[spring sphinx]

Play balatro

[silent marsh]

Overruled

[spring sphinx]

Your honor

[silent marsh]

Don't care

The defendant is kitty

[carmine river]

Fyi I had a Polychrome Red Seal Jack in a standard pack

The exact card I'm going towards

Funny

[atomic breach]

8 will save the day

[broken delta]

negative egg tho

[carmine river]

Nat negative egg

I think Ante 2 was blank

Instant antimatter after that

I then proceeded to get about 8 deaths or temperances in a row

Ecto hit the dice tho

[timid sinew]

best run i had so far making 30mil per hand

[scarlet coral]

objection! The defendant’s NOT a cat

[eager canopy]

is this suppost to happen

[scarlet coral]

wdym?

[eager canopy]

I have four hands

[scarlet coral]

Vouchers

?

[eager canopy]

no

[scarlet coral]

oh I see

you have burglar

It makes all your discards into hands

I’m guessing you used some hands

Before noticing

?

[eager canopy]

yeah but It's the needle

[scarlet coral]

it counteracts

you lose every discard but it becomes hands

[eager canopy]

ok thanks

[scarlet coral]

3 discards + 1 hand

4 hands

[scarlet coral]

👍 yw

[south cape]

Does anyone here use the cryptid mod? I'm having an issue

[north crescent]

it just gives you 3 hands and you lose all discards

[scarlet coral]

oh

Whoops

close enough

[nimble bay]

guys, why cant i see my cursor while sharing my screen?

[nimble bay]

is there a way to fix it?

[silent marsh]

Impossible. How can this be?

[scarlet coral]

It’s an Im-paw-ster

😨

[nimble bay]

🥲

[north crescent]

have you tried running as admin

[nimble bay]

yp

had to restart my pc

it workd

🫶

[distant herald]

primera win, papa

[harsh birch]

Do I choose it or reroll

[turbid sphinx]

reroll

[harsh birch]

I already played it and beat it

Sorry ;-;

[slim dirge]

imagine if every tarot card could

absolute pain

[cursive copper]

soul card nopes and you get an eternal perishable madness joker

[turbid sphinx]

the fool

[open plinth]

Hi all

[slim dirge]

planet card s and it sets the level to 1

[lucid pond]

The fish just ended my obelisk run so I guess I'll be #18

[slim dirge]

i remember this one time when i lost to the mouth because my dumbass tried to proc dna

[lucid pond]

It's a right of passage

Rite*

[glad oriole]

meow

[lucid pond]

Mfing pixel autocorrecting correct words on me

[glad oriole]

if you dont like it shrimply disable it

[lucid pond]

Yeah but I use it to be lazy and only type half the words like a lot

[glad oriole]

o

oki then

[lucid pond]

First world problems

[glad oriole]

not a problem for me wahaha

[lucid pond]

Alas

[distant tiger]

hallo balatreros

what is da best balatro dec

[lucid pond]

Good morning or evening

[distant tiger]

what is the best deck

[lucid pond]

Best as in easiest?

[distant tiger]

ghost deck or plasma deck

[plush wagon]

bartolo server

[distant tiger]

baratolo serrvidor

[lucid pond]

Plasma is best for endless

[plush wagon]

yellow is underrated

that interest builds up fast

[distant tiger]

yellow is op

too op

[plush wagon]

yeah especially on like high stakes it goes crazy ngl

its so so simple yet effective

[slim dirge]

what about the wackiest deck

[distant tiger]

and you unlock the ghost dec

[lucid pond]

Black is great if you want to break your PC and take a break from the game

[devout thunder]

Erratic or Ghost is the wackiest

[plush wagon]

erratic prob

[slim dirge]

fair

i was thinking abandoned but then i remembered erratic exists

[distant tiger]

ghost is op for naneinf runs

[devout thunder]

It's fine for naneinf

[glad oriole]

yello

[devout thunder]

But naneinf/endless runs aren't real

[glad oriole]

true!

[distant tiger]

true

[slim dirge]

starting with 2 fools and what is essentially a free crystal ball is very amazing

[lucid pond]

Abandoned is probably my least favourite spent more time losing on that than any other

[plush wagon]

nah its one of the best ones (tho obviously plasma is probably thr best)

[glad oriole]

wdym essentially you literally start with crystal ball but thats magic not ghost

[slim dirge]

oh im the stupid

[devout thunder]

Ghost is good for specifically naneinf forcing, as it trivializes the "Cryptid in consumable slot" part of the task

[glad oriole]

oddly enough abandoned is genuinely a top 3 deck

[dapper pasture]

Quien me compra el balatro de Steam 🗣️
Me compré una PC nueva pero se que sirve si no puedo tener juegos

[devout thunder]

Abandoned is awesome

[distant tiger]

solo piratealo bro

no es tan dificil

[devout thunder]

Blue, Yellow, and Abandoned go hard

[slim dirge]

real...

[dapper pasture]

Da paja w 😔

[lucid pond]

Maybe so but I am bad at abandoned deck

[plush wagon]

cuando empece tenia una versión crackeada pero es un poco vieja y me da pereza buscarla

[distant tiger]

es solo descargar un archivo y ver 3 anuncios

[glad oriole]

starting with no face cards is a huge upside, literally 12 less cards thats 6 hanged man

[distant tiger]

y extraer con winrar

[glad oriole]

consistency is key

[dapper pasture]

Seh pero, nunca me gustó piratear

[dapper pasture]

🤸

[lucid pond]

Well I'm consistently losing so there's taht

[devout thunder]

What hand type do u go for with abandoned

[glad oriole]

lel

[plush wagon]

what hands are uou playing

[distant tiger]

bro hablas japones

[dapper pasture]

Por la clientela

[lucid pond]

Mostly probably 3oak

[plush wagon]

if youre doing like high card pair or anything like that its literally just a nothing deck but its pretty good for other hands

[devout thunder]

straights are pretty easy on abandoned

[slim dirge]

on an abandoned run i had like a quintillion holographic glass 10 of hearts
and i kept getting annoyed when they broke

[plush wagon]

yeah

[devout thunder]

You can also build into 4oak really easily

[lucid pond]

I've got physio shortly but no work today so ima try again after maybe I'll go for straights

[plush wagon]

holy shit

[devout thunder]

Gains $3 sell value...

[lucid pond]

Roasted by an egg

[plush wagon]

does he gain +3 zola of sell value per round

[slim dirge]

i remember the first time i found a soul card i saw a mega arcana pack and thought "imagine if it had soul thatd be really funny" and it actually did

fucking cartoon logic

[plush wagon]

i was watching a friend play once and on their 2nd ever game (1st without counting the tutorial) they got TWO souls

[slim dirge]

WHAT

[plush wagon]

it was insane like 😭😭

[lucid pond]

My first was Yorick and obviously won the run with just that card and I was like well this is broken af 😂

[plush wagon]

i remember i took a ss and pinned it because she wouldnt understand how rare that was in the moment but she would some time later

[lucid pond]

Bet they were wishing for a bit of that luck in a few tight runs later down the line

[shy badger]

is there a server for sp anish

[austere terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1204176847319994478/1400964743988252753/Screen_Recording_20250801_231243.mp4?ex=688e8d97&is=688d3c17&hm=8bcf3d6660dc44bdc4628be85926c10dcd534898833e7ab2a6674acf2f7c7831&

[slim dirge]

"garfield we have a visitor"
"dont tell me its nermal"
"it's nermal"

[austere terrace]

[slim dirge]

oh im so fucking stupid
i bought photograph on abandoned deck 😭

[stuck birch]

nah all part of the plan

[pale bobcat]

hi

im new to thisgame

[opaque shore]

Guys guess what the last thing missing in my collection is

Hint: it's a joker I haven't bought yet

[plush wagon]

stone joker

[elfin tapir]

that could be literally

any of the 150

uhhhh

glass joker

[opaque shore]

Yeah

[elfin tapir]

dam

[plush wagon]

yeah thats a classic last joker

[opaque shore]

Bc it only appears in shop If you have a stone card

[plush wagon]

bc who the fuck uses stone cards

[opaque shore]

Which I never do

[plush wagon]

yup

[opaque shore]

Ig I might as well get one to complete my collection

[gritty zealot]

Does anyone have some random deck suggestions? Like a fun build to go for?

[deep forum]

Erratic

[plush wagon]

wee joker builds are always fun imo

but you cant rely on that

so id suggest uuh

[gritty zealot]

Really? I’ve never really liked that joker lmao

[plush wagon]

nah its pretty fun if you get it to work

[gritty zealot]

Like the good hands for it would be two pair right?

[plush wagon]

bc you get it to like a stupid amount of chips

[plush wagon]

probably just 5oak or flush five reallly

once you can get it to work

[gritty zealot]

Ohhh so like until what ante do I stop relying on wee ? I just wanna try something new instead of going for like damn gold stake runs, they’re ending me 😭

[gritty zealot]

I’ve heard lol, seen people get it to crazy amounts

[plush wagon]

what ante do you stop with the wee well

idrk tbh lmfao

depends on what you get ig

i mean once you have your deck fixed you might as well keep him if its just for fun

[gritty zealot]

Alright I’ll give it a try then, first I gotta get it in a run lmao 😭

[plush wagon]

yeah thats the hard part

unless you wanna start deckfixing for 2s right away its kind of useless if you get it later in a run

[gritty zealot]

Getting a rare joker and a specific one as well, hoping I get blessed on my seed 😭

[plush wagon]

potentially you might wanna do rare tag skips if you just wanna do a run with him

also you could play plasma deck just for the funny

[gritty zealot]

With a few double tags would be great lol

[gritty zealot]

LOL I once won orange stake with only chip jokers cuz of that lol

[plush wagon]

you can just hold down r until you get it tbh

[gritty zealot]

I had the weirdest deck ever known to man

[plush wagon]

on plasma damn

im really struggling with plasma deck orange stake because its just really weird to go from chips to xmult

becaus the thing is at the start you really really need the chips to

yk

survive

but then later you need the better scaling of xmult to keep up with the score in later rounds

[gritty zealot]

Well chips is always a way to go, they can get the scale of chips wayyy higher

[plush wagon]

and its just stupidly hard to get it to work for some reason

[gritty zealot]

I get you man, I just tried like the most random jokers and it worked

Like I had 12 hands per round

[plush wagon]

theres really not that many good scaling chip jokers thouhh

[plush wagon]

👴👴👴

[pale bobcat]

guys i got my first 10k

[plush wagon]

jj!

[gritty zealot]

I had bout the voucher that gives plus one hand then I surprisingly had infinite blueprint at the very start of the run, and then I had rental brainstorm I think it was? Then I relayed on burglar to give me even more hands and I just had some good cards to give me a lot of chips with scary face

Then it was just about having good card multipliers

Like more chips and milt

Mult *

Not xmult

Since it ruined it for me somehow -

I think I got a screenshot of the run, one sec lmao

[deep forum]

Good going

[gritty zealot]

Mb didn’t have brainstorm

Got mistaken by suck n buskin

And it was purple

My memory is buns

[plush wagon]

zamn

wait what hand were you playing

[gritty zealot]

I can’t recall but I think it was full house

[plush wagon]

also the burglar+bp combo is kinda broken in that scenario

[plush wagon]

damn really with burglar

[gritty zealot]

I think dawg T0T my memory is so buns but I made it work somehow 😭

Like in one blind I had like 10 unlucky draws

5 of them gave me close to the wanted amount of chips

I was lucky to have a strong hand at the end of the blind

It was the ante before 8

I didn’t have enough chips from each and every card to it’s limit to at least beat the run

[pale bobcat]

whast the max level i can get a card?

like my staurn is levle 4, i have guranteed satturn in next pack, wi.l i get levl 5

[plush wagon]

yeah you can get it to like

as high as you want

https://youtu.be/b-qASrTFmdc vibing to this rn

[pale bobcat]

awesome

i love gambling

why do i never get the cards i wnat

waht deck gives the most discards

[gritty zealot]

Red deck

Plus one discard

And with the vouchers up to like 6 discards

[pale bobcat]

@gritty zealot

how do i get new voucher

the smae one is there forevr

[gritty zealot]

Which?

If you’re still on the same ante and you haven’t bought it, it won’t change till you go to the next ante showing you a brand new voucher

[pale bobcat]

i want celestial one

oh it changed

[gritty zealot]

The one that gives more celestial cards of your most played hand?

[pale bobcat]

whats a face card

[ornate cove]

Changed?

[gritty zealot]

Well just pray you get it later

[pale bobcat]

yes

[ornate cove]

Balatro has changed my life

[gritty zealot]

It’s from king to jack

So king, queen and jack

Those are face cards

[pale bobcat]

oh

awesome

i need that then

my main thing is going for straights

[gritty zealot]

Im guessing you brand new to Balatro?

[pale bobcat]

is ace a face card

yes

[gritty zealot]

It’s about to be an amazing gambling experience

[pale bobcat]

i installed it todya

[gritty zealot]

No it doesn’t count as one

[distant tiger]

i won brochachos

[pale bobcat]

do vouhcers stay between runs

@gritty zealot

[gritty zealot]

It’s only the three cards I mentioned. Although, there is a joker that can make every single one be a face card. Called paradolia

[pale bobcat]

???

it says here all cards are face cards

[distant tiger]

my most tence balatro run brochacho

[pale bobcat]

wdym

[distant tiger]

all cards

[pale bobcat]

whats a spectrla card

[gritty zealot]

Once they are bought, yeah they’re permanent

[gritty zealot]

It’s like the tarot cards, they’re made to change your run but spectral cards are like pros and cons

[pale bobcat]

oh

[gritty zealot]

They can change your run completely, but f it up if you make a mistake

[pale bobcat]

ok

i like gambling

what is a handtype

[gritty zealot]

Like for example, if you want to fix your deck, immolate is a good option to fix your deck but you’re gambling the probabilities of not getting destroyed the cards you need

[gritty zealot]

Two pair, pair, flush, etc..

[pale bobcat]

oh

ok

is there a way to gurantee getting a joker i wnat

[gritty zealot]

You can read it in the info section of the run

[gritty zealot]

Nope

Just pure luck

That’s the fun of it

Pray you get a good joker

Or make it out alive with a horrible one to eventually be replaced

[pale bobcat]

im gonna crashout

[gritty zealot]

LMAOO

What joker you want?

[pale bobcat]

idk

i want a good one

👍

theres this glitchy joker that keeps tweaking out and the m ultiplayer keeps changing

[gritty zealot]

That’s the point

[pale bobcat]

oh

[gritty zealot]

It’s an unreliable joker

It can be good and bad

You can even get 0 mult

[pale bobcat]

??

that means

x 0

[gritty zealot]

It sucks but it’s cool

[pale bobcat]

= 0

i lost

[gritty zealot]

No

[pale bobcat]

gg

[gritty zealot]

Plus 0

[pale bobcat]

oh

not x 0

[gritty zealot]

There are multiplicative jokers like additional mult jokers

[pale bobcat]

how do i gamble in this game

[gritty zealot]

You’re already gambling dude

[narrow ravine]

my god

[pale bobcat]

wait

WAIT

flush is better then straight?

[gritty zealot]

JKSJKSJ THATS SOME AMAZING LUCK WHAT

[pale bobcat]

bro what how do i get meow meow jokers

[gritty zealot]

Flush is like a very good beginner friendly hand

But what’s better?

Straight maybe since the celestial cards scale it pretty quickly

But there’s a lot of options for flush builds

Idk much bout straight builds tho

[pale bobcat]

I GOT A STRAIGHT FLUSH

[crimson patio]

Good afternoon guys, I'm from South America and I don't have money to buy the Balatro video game, which I would like to play. I thought it was a very good game. Could someone give it to me so I can play that video game? Please, I would really appreciate it.

[gritty zealot]

Ggs

[pale bobcat]

DOPAMINEEEE

what is a rank

[gritty zealot]

Well, sometime that could work is crack the game but it’s an indie so if you’re doing that we’ll buy it when you have the money to do so

[random torrent]

Discard it

[pale bobcat]

???

[gritty zealot]

Right to get brainstorm