🎙・server-chat

[willow schooner]

The most brutal experience you went through was running out of toilet paper

You ain't tough lil bro

[slim junco]

wait me

[willow schooner]

Usually i don't grammar shame people but what the fuck

[slim junco]

real people, real adult

not your "lil bro"

yes sir

[willow schooner]

Am I supposed to believe that you graduated from the pharmaceutical University of Oklahoma with this grammar

[magic dome]

Stop acting childish

[willow schooner]

Also why did you delete the image

[tulip root]

Is plasma deck any good

[slim junco]

that my university card

[slim junco]

i like

[willow schooner]

It's really fun

[magic dome]

Go to off topic

[slim junco]

University of pharmacy

I may became doctor or pharmacity

[tulip root]

What the fuck is the buddy mate on

[magic dome]

BRO WE DONT CARE STOP ARGUING

[wanton oak]

Quite fun to mess around with, especially in a chips based deck

[tulip root]

May became 😭

[slim junco]

Biology, chemical and so on

[willow schooner]

What's the proper dosage of cardex for a 87 female with partial deterioration in the liver

[wanton oak]

What state?

[slim junco]

im just year 2

didnt learn that

[willow schooner]

nah I'm an MLT I'm gonna have some fun with him

[tulip root]

Tasty number going up

[slim junco]

Pure pharmacy\

5 years of studies

Pharmacy degree

[willow schooner]

and you don't know the proper dosage for a common heart medicine?

bad student you are

[slim junco]

Nothing bad happend bro

[tulip root]

What in the fuck is going on

[polar dove]

Streets of discordia dick measuring contest

[wanton steeple]

what do I choose

[willow schooner]

He thinks I'm 12

[wanton steeple]

[slim junco]

Liar ?

[willow schooner]

Why the question mark

[young kayak]

mult gold seal

[wanton oak]

I meant like where

[tulip root]

He's asking if ur lying 😭😭

[slim junco]

bro stop make yourself a victim.

[willow schooner]

Why would you ask a liar if they are lying when they can just lie about lying

[wanton oak]

I'm just assuming you live in the U.S

[slim junco]

bro stop make yourself a victim.

bro stop make yourself a victim.

[willow schooner]

I am indeed the victim because I am using 90% of my energy to decipher your ponygliffs

[young kayak]

THIS IS A BALATRO SERVER!!!!!!

[tulip root]

Why would this mf do whatever he's doing? Same answer, no fucking reason

[slim junco]

i didnt do anything to him and he try to ambush me

for real

[polar dove]

Your pfp is dope ive been enjoying the all in one edition

[slim junco]

you guys can see the chat up their

[willow schooner]

I have been ambushed yesterday actually

[slim junco]

didnt say anything rude about him

[young kayak]

i love you

[slim junco]

and i dont even who is this minecraft guy comefrom

[tulip root]

Your ignorance is so severe it's insulting to everyone

[polar dove]

<3 back at ya but more of it

This a thick boy

[tulip root]

Woah mama

[young kayak]

holy shit that's awesome

[slim junco]

??

what do you mean ?

[tulip root]

That

Exactly that

[willow schooner]

After i stopped recording they started claiming my legs like little demons

[lyric vine]

uh what should i do 💀

[polar dove]

It has the extra stories included :). Barnes and Noble got some heat

[tulip root]

Sell yo shit

[slim junco]

i see so you are his friend ?

come to bully me ?

wow

[willow schooner]

Sell celestial and buy blueprint

[young kayak]

sell constellation and buy blueprint

[slim junco]

interesting

[neat vine]

nice

[tulip root]

Uh yeah I'm a bully give me your lunch money

[slim junco]

Internet bully go bruh bruh

[tulip root]

Bruh bruh

[slim junco]

I will give you a hot mental bullet

[young kayak]

damn bro i might take a look down to my local store

[tulip root]

K go on

[slim junco]

at the middle of your heart

[wanton oak]

Temperance in the spectral pack

[tulip root]

God this is fun

[slim junco]

You like it ?

[willow schooner]

"mental bullet"

[slim junco]

Omg finnally

[tulip root]

No I hate fun

[slim junco]

Same

Can i become your Filty friend ?

YES

[polar dove]

Shit brah i got two

[tulip root]

Wouldn't be so bad if it werent hot

[wanton oak]

Billy badass right here

[slim junco]

We will plan how to kill everybody on a small country

and play Balatro together

[young kayak]

it's just so peak 🥲

[wanton oak]

Hazardous Harold

[willow schooner]

Go watch Vinland saga

[tulip root]

Bro is so tuff 💔

[slim junco]

i used to read it

goona gave it 7/10

[tulip root]

Actually so goated though

[tulip root]

Tell goona he's wrong

[slim junco]

i also read vagabond, hi no tori , fukabuku, manshu anhem squad

and so on

bruh i read so much manga that i forgot i was alive

[wanton oak]

Who tf goona and why they so wrong

[lyric vine]

how tf do you use stencil.

[slim junco]

japanese creat so much fantastic manga

[lyric vine]

pretty useless now

[tulip root]

Yeah almost all of it actually

[slim junco]

Why dont you try some Osamu Tezuka manga ?

[slim junco]

They have a really good plot

[polar dove]

mangas okay

[slim junco]

Osamu tezuka is a god manga\

[north pebble]

Vinland is really good but loses the plot

[slim junco]

he is father of mordern manga

[willow schooner]

it's useful when you don't have other jokers

While you save up and get more proper jokers

[north pebble]

in anime terms the whole second season is complete dog

[slim junco]

You can try some of his best Buddha, Ayako, hi no tori

[slim junco]

yes after the fight with the big guys

sorry i dont remmber name

[tulip root]

Where is this guy from

[slim junco]

they manga become polics

[wanton oak]

I'm raging baiting him, I haven't seen either

[slim junco]

im your dad

[willow schooner]

i was bored so i started watching one piece two weeks ago I'm currently at episode 459

[tulip root]

He's either foreign or directly a kid

[wanton oak]

Am i tweaking bro

[polar dove]

What is polics

[tulip root]

My dad is dead lol

[slim junco]

IM YOUR REAL DAD

[wanton oak]

1am discord goes crazy

[tulip root]

Poh lee tyks

[polar dove]

Politics ?

[tulip root]

No he's dead

[slim junco]

I love you @tulip root

[tulip root]

Mayhaps

[slim junco]

I also love your mom

[tulip root]

Marry me cutie

[willow schooner]

Considering the way you act i doubt you have balls which means you arr not his dad

[tulip root]

Bro cooked his ahh

[slim junco]

im your father too

[tulip root]

So we're brothers

Pog

[slim junco]

You and @tulip root are brother

best brother ever

[lyric vine]

would have been funny if photochad round 2

[tulip root]

What would localthunk think if he saw this shit

[tulip root]

Gee you got lucky

[willow schooner]

I'm older than your ass, also if you are actually my father i wilk commit suppuko

[slim junco]

he will invented Brother and a forgine dad Joker

[willow schooner]

Having you as a blood relative is an unforgivable sin

[slim junco]

I love older people

[willow schooner]

But luckily since you don't have balls I know your genes won't pass on

[slim junco]

can you become my girlfriend ❤️ ?

[tulip root]

Oh I can

Come here sweetie

[wanton oak]

Are you genuinely an underaged child

[slim junco]

OKE

[slim junco]

No ,i just love human ?

[tulip root]

Wouldn't be surprised if he were a kid

[tulip root]

Ah too bad I'm not human

[slim junco]

now i want to have 2 girls friend

[slim junco]

i love your inhumane

[slim junco]

born in 2006 gonna be 20 this year

❤️

[wanton oak]

You say you go to "Pure pharmacy", which sounds like a pharmaceutical in the middle of some random town down in the south island

[tulip root]

Am I deadass hallucinating this shit?

[slim junco]

maybe my english bad

[tulip root]

This is next level insanity

[slim junco]

yeah, keep believe that

[willow schooner]

He doesn't even know what cardex is so i doubt he is actually a pharmaceutical student

[tulip root]

Maybe

[slim junco]

You dont know why i am

[tulip root]

maybe

Dawg English isn't my second language either

You have no excuse

[slim junco]

bruh im not from your country, we not the same speak and the same culture

[tulip root]

I mean first

[brisk zinc]

oh my

[neat vine]

how to get paradolia and photo at the same time

[tulip root]

Great I made a fool of myself

[hazy condor]

Look like someone got lucky

[willow schooner]

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER MEDICINES DON'T MAGICALLY CHANGE NAME

[hazy condor]

Woops

[tulip root]

Get Rich and reroll

[slim junco]

But your studies didnt fair

i mean we didnt studies the same

why u need to be rule ?

[neat vine]

sure

[tulip root]

Deadass this is just peak joker lineup

[wanton oak]

Regardless, Pure pharmacy is not a university in any place

[hazy condor]

Too goated

[willow schooner]

Do you support the use of dihydrogen monoxide to enhance the growth of plants

If not, why?

[slim junco]

My english is bad

[neat vine]

i have like 135$ rn

but if i reroll i will go broke...

[slim junco]

so what do you guy called it major ?

[slim junco]

dont know, didnt touch it

[hazy condor]

Anyways

Brb

I'm gonna continue with this run

[wanton oak]

This mf 💔

[willow schooner]

You don't touch dihydrogen monoxide?

[tulip root]

You could reroll a tiny bit each store and see what happens

[slim junco]

the only school teach me is remmber the tree and how to make drug out of it

[willow schooner]

Dihydrogen monoxide is water, so you just admitted that you never shower, smelly ass

[slim junco]

wait me show you some examples

[tulip root]

Someone who knows what they're talking about vs whatever the buddymate is on

[neat vine]

oh no why

[willow schooner]

I'm actually an MLT

[tulip root]

ITS YOUR CHANCE, REROLL INTO DEBT

[wanton oak]

Spend all your money

[tulip root]

No clue what that is but all power to you mate

[willow schooner]

Medical laboratory technician

[neat vine]

i already left 😭

[tulip root]

O shit nice

[slim junco]

Here

[neat vine]

what will I do now

oh no wait i still got big blind

[slim junco]

Mostly universitty force me to remmber the Latin name of tree

we need to carrry about 60 trees

[willow schooner]

why are you studying biosynthesis of alterative impure drug extraction methods

[slim junco]

and how to draw it on a research paper

[willow schooner]

Unless you're a biochemical engineer you don't need that information

A pharmacist doesn't need to know how to make drugs from plants

[tulip root]

Holy shit that's a lot of big words

[hazy condor]

The snake, hmm?

[slim junco]

As I said, we are in different countries, different education and culture.

[slim junco]

WHAT

EVER

[willow schooner]

that really doesn't matter

[slim junco]

i feel like you are try to bully me

[neat vine]

ok he's underage

[slim junco]

i choose the lose one

i stop

[willow schooner]

You are bullying yourself

[hazy condor]

Snek

[slim junco]

bruh you got better english than me

and you are using your knowledge to bully me

[willow schooner]

I don't even speak English

[slim junco]

What kind of people are you ?

Devil ?

[neat vine]

buddymaqte how old are yo

you*

[tulip root]

Music major in America: Music theory
Music major in this guy's country: Teaching you how to code the daws

[willow schooner]

You are using your inexperience in a topic or rather a division of Life to prove your inadequacy in previously stated claims of superiority

[slim junco]

again, born in 2006 will be 20 next year

[willow schooner]

In other words don't bite more than you can chew

[polar dove]

can we talk about smth else

[neat vine]

i just joinde this chat i didn't know

wait what

[tulip root]

This is why I believe in natural selection

[neat vine]

2006??? no way

[slim junco]

I know you know we are in different countries, different education and culture.

You try to deny that

[slim junco]

need facetime ?

[wanton oak]

Someone's ability to speak a language better than you doesn't mean they're bullying you. You're clearly not the age you claim to be

[willow schooner]

I'm from iraq bro i don't even study English

[slim junco]

need voice /

[slim junco]

need facetime ?

[neat vine]

join vc

and turn on camera

[slim junco]

need voice

[tulip root]

Dude medical knowledge is so unbelievably universal

[slim junco]

where

[polar dove]

Drew my cat the other day

[tulip root]

You picked the worst field to fake knowledge of

[tulip root]

Melts my heart

[willow schooner]

This gives me an idea

[slim junco]

Where the hell is v-c

this channel dont have V-c ?

[tulip root]

O yea

[polar dove]

Thank you

[wanton oak]

Awwwwwwwww

Very cute :3

[polar dove]

I draw my animals a loy

[neat vine]

v-c ??

who says v-c

[brisk zinc]

i hope this never gets fixed

assuming it's unintentional

[slim junco]

vc

[wanton oak]

I mean, mates not technically wrong

[neat vine]

ok but

[neat vine]

still

[tulip root]

I bought a drum kit pre yesterday and uh, I'm actually very excited to go pick it up when it arrives

[polar dove]

dope

[neat vine]

I love ramen

[willow schooner]

Irl or in-game?

[wanton oak]

Hell yeah

[neat vine]

in game

[slim junco]

Fuck me, my english suck

[tulip root]

Avicii got that generational run bro

[neat vine]

it made me never use discards

i got 1.95x mult and i'm on ante 8

[willow schooner]

Am I supposed to know what that is

[brisk zinc]

quite the predicament

[willow schooner]

This isn't a good thing most of the time

[tulip root]

The guy who made the song

[neat vine]

i use mostly high cards

and two pairs

[willow schooner]

I really love peanut butter but i can't buy it

[neat vine]

why?

[wanton oak]

Could try copying the lil dude on the right

[willow schooner]

I end up eating the whole 500grams jar in two minutes

[wanton oak]

What the fuck bro?

[polar dove]

Sounds like an addiction

[neat vine]

hoow

[wanton oak]

Put some bread on that shit dayum

[polar dove]

Scarfing it dry shit man you gonna make me cry

[willow schooner]

i have a bit appetite

[neat vine]

damn

[wanton oak]

Mmmmmmm

[willow schooner]

I usually eat 20 thousand calories on my cheat day

[wanton oak]

What are your jokers?

[willow schooner]

Once per month

[polar dove]

20k ?

What?

[willow schooner]

Yes

[polar dove]

💀

[brisk zinc]

yea i did and i got over 3 million score

[wanton oak]

If your not planning endless, sell dna

[willow schooner]

Why the fuck

[polar dove]

Tf kinda hobbies you got to maintain a cheat day of 20k calories

[neat vine]

it worked

well

[willow schooner]

Cheat day

Also i got 220k steps this month

So i guess I'm fine

[wanton oak]

Hell yeau

[polar dove]

Idk

[neat vine]

misprint is kinda annoying sometimes

[wanton oak]

How built are you dude

[polar dove]

Yeah physique check

[willow schooner]

You can use it to know the next card you will draw

[brisk zinc]

i have a dilemma

[willow schooner]

I used to weigh 140kg but now i weigh 113kg

[brisk zinc]

i need xmult for next antes but if i sell dna i can't use it with hologram

what do

[wanton oak]

Wee joker is most likely scaled enough

[polar dove]

Bf%?

[wanton oak]

I'd sell hanging chad

[willow schooner]

No idea, I'm fat

[brisk zinc]

yea i think so

wee is at 1.5k so definitely not selling

[slim junco]

fatass

[willow schooner]

But i have insane stamina

[willow schooner]

I'm not as fat as you think

[wanton oak]

And you say they were bullying you?

[slim junco]

Ayo chill

[slim junco]

im sorry for my behavior

im feel really sorry

[wanton oak]

Bro I'm like 60kg 😔

[polar dove]

Thats like 9 stones

[slim junco]

what i just done, cant be Forgive

@willow schooner will curse me for what i done

my bone will be crushed

[wanton oak]

I am an underweight man twink

[slim junco]

my skin will be skinned

[wanton oak]

Can we genuinely get a mod in here for this dude?

[slim junco]

AYO CHILL

chill

chill

please

[polar dove]

Dw brah im slimmer too

[slim junco]

i still want to stay in here

[slim junco]

i still want to stay in here please

CHILLL

[wanton oak]

Still looking good mate

[neat vine]

i lost..

[willow schooner]

I look fucked up from the side

[wanton oak]

Hell yeah

[willow schooner]

I'm built like a croissant

I have good legs tho alhamdulallah

[slim junco]

Can you Skateboarding and playing balatro at the same time ?

[willow schooner]

I wear a size 49 EU shoe

[wanton oak]

Wait how tall are you?

[slim junco]

what a beautifull foot

[willow schooner]

it's just the camera angle

[neat vine]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[slim junco]

AYO CHILL

[slim junco]

im sorry

[polar dove]

Definitely could if you were in a spot where no cars or pedestrians could hit you. Other than road obstacles its pretty chill. I sometimes switch songs on spotify when I skate or longboard

[neat vine]

howo ld are you

[slim junco]

i promist i woint say anything offensive anymore

[slim junco]

19

[neat vine]

how old are you

no

[hasty phoenix]

no one said to let the dogs out

[wanton oak]

Nah I just like comparing my height to others

[slim junco]

FACETIME MEE

[neat vine]

false

[willow schooner]

I'm not a woman if you find my feet arousing you should reconsider who to blame

[slim junco]

I called you

[neat vine]

i don't want to

[polar dove]

Nah let em bark

[subtle laurel]

Wassup

[slim junco]

accpet the call

[slim junco]

how old are you ?

why dont you dare ?

[subtle laurel]

What did I just walk in on

[willow schooner]

Never ask a woman her age you jerk

[polar dove]

lol

[hasty phoenix]

im having a joke

[hazy condor]

Ggs, use my seed for a nice ante 13

[wanton oak]

Oh hey your account was made on my birthday

That's neat

[slim junco]

bruh, then why she keep ask for my age

that rule

[willow schooner]

You could say you are having a

[solid timber]

What’d I miss?

[hazy condor]

Jonkler

[hasty phoenix]

please chill. you are 1 day on the server and already looking at a ban

[subtle laurel]

Why did you just spontaneously check my account

WHAT IS GOING ON

[hazy condor]

Poopfart

[digital tusk]

happy birthday!

[polar dove]

Thx

[slim junco]

someone called me child and i just want to prove it

[wanton oak]

Whenever I see someone new, I like to check their account

[slim junco]

🙁

[digital tusk]

woah lets not :(

[slim junco]

what did im wrong

tell me

[willow schooner]

Probably to check if you are submissive and breed able

[wanton oak]

Usually looking at preferred pronouns and such

[brisk zinc]

2k again yay

[hazy condor]

What's wrong with poopfart

[subtle laurel]

I am

[digital tusk]

hey. keep it appropriate

[polar dove]

pisspoop

[willow schooner]

I have many questions

[willow schooner]

Sorry

[wanton oak]

Damnnnnn, nice

[digital tusk]

there’s minors here so just.. don’t do that anymore please

[willow schooner]

Are you brainstorming the blueprint

[brisk zinc]

the answer is retriggers

[brisk zinc]

i didn't have brainstorm

2 blueprints

[hazy condor]

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[hasty phoenix]

yeah try to be civil unlike buddymate who just got banned

[willow schooner]

use Candice joker with invisible joker to get a brainstorm

[hasty phoenix]

wall of text

[hazy condor]

Lel

[brisk zinc]

i almost fell for that lol

i was in the process of typing "what's candice"

then irealized

[willow schooner]

a noob would have

[hazy condor]

Candice heart

[wanton oak]

Thank you mods 🙏

[hazy condor]

Vuddyvate

Muddymate

So many uddy ates

[hasty phoenix]

24 hours and just spamming for facetime calls

[willow schooner]

I'm ashamed to say that I Will legally no longer be teenager on the 8th of August

[polar dove]

as one does

[hazy condor]

Twenty

[willow schooner]

Since it will be my 20th birthday

[hazy condor]

Divided by 5

Is 4

Like the fantastic four

[hasty phoenix]

please keep personal details to a minimun

[willow schooner]

god forbid a man wants his friends to know his birthday

[hazy condor]

You're doing a FANTASTIC job mod

[wanton oak]

Happy early birthday mate

[hasty phoenix]

a birthday is fine just people tend to overshare

[hazy condor]

I bet FOUR other mods would help you during this situation

[polar dove]

Happy early birthday

[willow schooner]

I don't celebrate my own birthday but thanks

[neat vine]

is ancient joker good

[hazy condor]

Yes

[wanton oak]

Can be good

[willow schooner]

no

[hazy condor]

But make sure to shorten deck

To make it like

[willow schooner]

Since it doesn't take your deck inro account

[hazy condor]

Only 1 card for each suit

[wanton oak]

If you've got a small and even deck, then it can good

[hazy condor]

Or five cards in each suit

[wanton oak]

Have a good variety of all suits, cause ancient joker isn't based on your deck, but is instead just randomly chosen

[hazy condor]

I've seen a pattern lowk

In legit all my ancient joker runs

It's always been

Hearts to Diamonds to Clubs to Spades

[wanton oak]

Humans developed pattern recognition even when there is none

[hazy condor]

It's never changed this cycle for me

[hazy condor]

I see

[willow schooner]

I'm usually not the sentimental type but i do find it a little upsetting that i never received a birthday gift IRL before

[hazy condor]

Yikes

Anything fine with family

[wanton oak]

While it may seem like that's happening, your brain is completely ignoring many other times it may had gone off that pre-constructed course

[willow schooner]

Different cultures different views on the definition of family love

[hazy condor]

I see

[willow schooner]

For example the last time i received a hug was 16 years ago

[wanton oak]

Oof man, that does seem a little rough

[hazy condor]

Oh

[wanton oak]

Oh you poor soul :(

[willow schooner]

not really just a little upsetting

I like free things

[hazy condor]

These edits istg 💔

I scrolled ten times on tiktk

And all those ten were dumb Kendrick Lamar gaster edits

[wanton oak]

Like, W.D gaster?

[hazy condor]

Yes but replace gaster with kendrick

Look

Hold on its sending

And i was forced to comment some poetic and deep titles for them 💔

[willow schooner]

do we really need light to see

[hazy condor]

Yes?

[wanton oak]

Technically no

[hazy condor]

Light is the only thing that our mind uses to project everything

SEEE

EVERY SINGLE SCROLL

ANOTHER KENDRICK LAMAR GASTER EDIT

WITH 67 AND MANGOS OR SOME DUMB STUFF

[wanton oak]

What tf is this shit 💔

[hazy condor]

Ikr 💔

It's been my first 10 scrolls on tiktok

And they always pop up

[wanton oak]

Dreaming is a fabrication of visual stimuli without any light

[hazy condor]

Too see in dreams yes you don't need light, the brain does all that.

But to see basically everything with your eyes youre gonna need light

[wanton oak]

Well, there were studies that allowed patients to have cones in their eyes be activated without light, but through some other way that I can't seem to remember

[hazy condor]

I think I read something about that but I've forgotten it atp

[willow schooner]

why do we sometimes speak out loud even when we are alone? The answer is, because iur subconscious knows that we aren't actually alone, those who can see without light hide in our shadows studying us

[wanton oak]

In theory, it is possible to mimic vision through modern technology

[hazy condor]

Or.. we might have a topic in our minds that we need to get out but we don't have anyone near us to talk to?

[hazy condor]

Yea ih

Ig

[wanton oak]

Damnnnnnn, that's cool

Make this man a poet

[willow schooner]

When you sometimes feel a Bug crawling on you, that's them, testing how tender you are

[hazy condor]

Funny I actually have my iguana on my back rn

It hurts how he's digging his hands in my back

But it's fine

I think

[wanton oak]

Why they in my headphones 😔

[willow schooner]

do you want me to instruct you on the proper way to make iguana sandwich

[hazy condor]

NO?

[willow schooner]

It's a sandwich for your iguana

[hazy condor]

Oh ok

[willow schooner]

Doesn't it like sandwiches?

[hazy condor]

It ate bread once

But it mostly just eats this red worm thing

[wanton oak]

I once fed my cat a pringle

[hazy condor]

That my dad buyd in bulk

[willow schooner]

You shouldn't do that

[hazy condor]

Americanizing your cat

[wanton oak]

I mean, he liked it

[hazy condor]

Amazing

[willow schooner]

90% of cats die due to kidney damage

Which can be hastened with high salt intake

[hazy condor]

Pee bad damage

[wanton oak]

It was only like 1 pringle

[sour sun]

[wanton oak]

But I'll make sure not to do it anymore

[willow schooner]

That's already more salt than god intended

[hazy condor]

[willow schooner]

Do you know how much salt there is in w single Pringle

[sour sun]

Egg

[wanton oak]

Hell nah

[hazy condor]

Eugg

[sour sun]

Ei

[hazy condor]

We should powerscale Jimbo lowk

[hazy condor]

E

[wanton oak]

My cat is relatively healthy currently

[sour sun]

[willow schooner]

60mg

[hazy condor]

🏳️‍🌈

[hazy condor]

Gegg

🏳️‍⚧️

Tregg

[wanton oak]

Jimbo having the power to fabricate himself out of nothing puts him in a sort of omnipotent and omnipresent sort of area

[hazy condor]

Isn't he already omnipresent because of his essence being in every joker?

[sour sun]

[wanton oak]

However, he only seems to appear to greet you and rather congratulate you when you win, or mock you when you lose

[hazy condor]

And his omnipotence could be from him having the ability to construct and manipulate the lawful order of jokers in reality

[wanton oak]

So he seems to be this God of the balatro realm

[hazy condor]

As seen as how you can move different jokers in collection

[wanton oak]

I guess that could be true

[hazy condor]

♂️

Megg

[wanton oak]

Jimbo solos goku?

[sour sun]

[hazy condor]

Fact

Gtg

[novel ruin]

does someone have a link to cryptid server?

[sour sun]

+ =

[hazy condor]

Must sleeop

Dnns

Dkfvcnss

SodNa

[sour sun]

SODA

[hazy condor]

13*&(10>=13÷9=×√3)

[willow schooner]

Do you all think the use of dihydrogen monoxide in food products should be stopped

[scarlet coral]

yes

[willow schooner]

Why

[scarlet coral]

We should all die of thirst

💔

[willow schooner]

Good girl

smart girl*

That came out wrong

[scarlet coral]

uhm

Anyway swashbuckler and egg combo is fire

[willow schooner]

giftcard is better

[neat vine]

how do i make the photograph give me x2 mult after i get all mult

like

other jokers first

and then photograph last

[wanton oak]

Sadly you cannot

[neat vine]

then what do I do

can i atleast change the order of my cards

[wanton oak]

Yes, but if your doing photochad, I wouldn't recommend it

[austere axle]

Invisible Joker was kind to me

[wanton oak]

If you later get Hanging Chad

[neat vine]

i will do that

[wanton oak]

Blueprint in buffon pack

[neat vine]

i saw it's good i think?

is it good

[wanton oak]

Very much

Especially when paired with photograph

[neat vine]

how do you do photochad

[wanton oak]

It's just having both photograph and hanging Chad in the same deck

[neat vine]

nice

which joker do i sell

for hanging chad

[wanton oak]

Raised Fist

[neat vine]

ok

done

so how do you do photochad

like is there a strategy

for card order

[wanton oak]

Face card first

[neat vine]

ok

i willl do that

[wanton oak]

You get about a total of 8x mult on your flat mult

[neat vine]

what does that mean

[wanton oak]

Flat mult is like... The red one that is just a number instead of a multiplicative

[neat vine]

so everytime it replays it doubles my mult?

cause it gives x2

[wanton oak]

Yep

[neat vine]

that's not that useful

[wanton oak]

And it triggers 3 times, giving a total of 8x

[wanton oak]

Awwwwww, kittyyyyyy :3

Very cute cat

[neat vine]

ok it is

[wanton oak]

What do you mean?

[wanton oak]

Ayyyyyy

[neat vine]

i used upgraded and now it's better

[dire pivot]

She says ‘meowwww’

[neat vine]

upgraded hand

[wanton oak]

Thank you kitty

[dire pivot]

My gf just won her first game. She has no idea what she’s getting into 👀

[nova shore]

balatrenlo

[wanton oak]

I tried getting my gf into balatro, and she didn't like it 😔

[dire pivot]

Cutie. Brought u a present

[wanton oak]

There's actually two of the kibbys

[dire pivot]

Aw poor thing. She never understood…

[austere axle]

Tempted to sell Fibonacci for the Blueprint

[wanton oak]

This one is called mort

[dire pivot]

Isn’t Bp always worth?

[austere axle]

It is yes

[neat vine]

how can I make it better?

[wanton oak]

And this one is... Gandalf The Grey

[dire pivot]

piano spotted

I started playing recently

[wanton oak]

Oooo nice. Are you enjoying it?

[dire pivot]

Fuck yeah I am!

I have pretty much mastered my first song

[wanton oak]

Upgrading your hands, and getting possible blueprint and brainstorm

[wanton oak]

Hell yeah, what's the song?

[dire pivot]

River flows with you by yurima

[wanton oak]

Imma listen to that rq

[dire pivot]

I’m learning Mia and Sebastian’s theme from la la land next

[neat vine]

sock and buskin is useful too

but i haven't got it yet

[dire pivot]

Oh yes it is

[wanton oak]

Oh hey, one of the kids in my old music 101 class was playing this

[dire pivot]

Get ur money up for rerolls

[dire pivot]

You teach?

[wanton oak]

It's a very nice song to listen to

[wanton oak]

No actually, I was one of the students

[dire pivot]

Oh I see

[wanton oak]

I probably could've worded that better

[dire pivot]

This one im learning right now. The fast part goes crazy!

[wanton oak]

Imma listen to it rn

[neat vine]

rip

my run ended

[wanton oak]

Does indeed sound quite nice

[neat vine]

this sucks

[dire pivot]

Aw man you had something good going

[neat vine]

i never win

[warm flint]

Hey what is your best Advice to win a Gold Stake Run?

[wanton oak]

Pairs

[dire pivot]

Nah you will win trust. Watch some tutorials

[pastel zealot]

pray to thunk

[dire pivot]

Balatro university

[pastel zealot]

credit card in buffoon pack

[wanton oak]

Imma go to bed after one more good song

[dire pivot]

Cya

[wanton oak]

Cause it's like 2:36am right now

[warm flint]

I’m right now on the Zodiac Deck trying to win the Gold Stake Run but man this Stake sucks

[wanton steeple]

looks like steam console might be broken this doesn't wanna work

[austere axle]

Twas an okay run

[neat vine]

can anyone share some good guides

[oblique hatch]

Balatro.

[livid bone]

This server needs a separate chat for white stake endless

[empty epoch]

True

[neat vine]

the arm is so bad

i hate it

[empty epoch]

Yeah

Im happy to see it in ante 2 though so then I know I wont have to deal with it

[neat vine]

sometimes

sometimes in ante 2 i have leveled up

cause celestial pack

[empty epoch]

sad

[neat vine]

oh i got the psychic

that's good

hone is so good

soon i will have everything holographic, polychrome or foil

[rapid hill]

Hmmm im not Grey

[neat vine]

so you're gray?

[rapid hill]

No im homeless

[neon olive]

just tried to put the thing i always put for everything (which is "asdasdasdasd") and lmao that was the most fun i had in this damn game

[neat vine]

you put asdadsadadasd/

in everything?

so why not in your discord username

[neon olive]

its not asdadsadadasd, its asdasdasdasd

[neat vine]

very specific

[neon olive]

i would never mispell asdasdasdasd now that my brother hates it

[neat vine]

asdasdasdasd

oh now i know it

asdasdasdasd

[subtle hamlet]

balatro

[neon olive]

oh damn i did not consider that lmao

it is there now trust

[neat vine]

you can change it

[neon olive]

might retry this totally not specific seed again but on plasma deck

[neat vine]

also are my jokers good

[subtle hamlet]

uhm not really

[neon olive]

i think so

[neat vine]

why

[neon olive]

the leftmost joker doesnt really pair with 🙂 at all

[subtle hamlet]

no synergy, missing a multiplactive mult joker: prolly gonna lose in later antes

[neat vine]

i'm in ante 8 rn

[neon olive]

hanging chad and smiley face?

[neat vine]

also splash and fibonaacci

[subtle hamlet]

what good does splash do for you

[neat vine]

i can use any card

score*

[neon olive]

you'd still want five of a kind at best tho

[neat vine]

so i can get 2, 3, 5, 8 anytime

oh well

i'm at crimson heart now

[neon olive]

play 4oa2

[neat vine]

wtf

what is that

[subtle hamlet]

4oak

?

[neat vine]

oh

[neon olive]

4 of a kind (2)

[neat vine]

4 oak

[neat vine]

i have base level 4oak

two pair is better

[neon olive]

ok

just play that

like pair of 2's and pair of 3's

[neat vine]

20k/100k right now

55k/100k

3 hands and 0 discards

85k/100k

so close

YESS

I WON

I WONN

finally!!

ooh what's endless mode

[potent sequoia]

gg

[neat vine]

what's nebula deck

[prime nova]

Yet another unusual run. Ghost Deck, Gold Stake
Ended up with level 64 Pair — had Space Joker earlier, then got Burnt Joker, and also had Blue Seals

[neat vine]

what do i do next

after beating the game

on blue deck

[buoyant haven]

play again on a higher stake?

[neat vine]

i mean which deck next

[near orchid]

any

[neat vine]

which one would be the best to play

[near orchid]

any of them

probably avoid black deck for now the rest are fine

you'd probably wanna get a high stake done on one deck just to unlock stuff

[neat vine]

ok

[carmine river]

Black deck is fine

A bit harder

But not the worst

[near orchid]

yeah but they were looking for "the best deck" to use

[carmine river]

It's kind of the best endless deck for me cause of the free Joker slot

[near orchid]

which is decidedly not black

[near orchid]

no

[empty epoch]

I got compleationist++ before goldstaking black deck thats how much I hate it

[carmine river]

Painted Deck:

The evil malicious Painted Deck:

[near orchid]

its a free hand size!!

just use an ecto

easy

[neat vine]

guys i will do red stake on the blue deck

is that good

[near orchid]

good idea

[empty epoch]

-1 hand means -1 dollar per round thats so much money lost over the course of the whole game

[near orchid]

Yep that's the thing with black

and jokers are not the only thing giving you score

[empty epoch]

the extra joker dosent help since you probably need shitty eternal jokers to survive the early antis

[near orchid]

the joker slot is not helping that much yeah

[empty epoch]

My second most hated deck is probably nebula or the galaxy one

[near orchid]

nebula also sucks lol

another one that's basically a straight nerf

[empty epoch]

It dosent even help for leveling up your hand cause you miss out on getting two planet cards from blue seals per round

[near orchid]

yep

well if you can find blue seals

it still sucks anyways you really miss that consumable slot when you don't have it lol

[empty epoch]

yeah

[empty epoch]

From my experience about half the time I can find them

[near orchid]

mhm

[empty epoch]

They are like really strong though I think they should be more common, or implement other ways of obtaining planet cards

[near orchid]

funny how thunk decided that in the decks the power difference between telescope and two fool cards is worth TWO consumable slots

[shy badger]

can it get destroyed even if its already polychrome

[neon olive]

yes it can

[shy badger]

ew

[neon olive]

it doesnt matter if its foil, hologram, polychrome or even negative, it'll still get destroyed from hex or ankh btw

[shy badger]

even negative is crazy

[shy badger]

what if it destroys every other joker and i keep the one that is already polychrome

i p much lost

[neat vine]

is my jiokers good

i will sen

[neon olive]

just sell everything but the joker you want to ankh/hex to guarantee it

[neat vine]

idk how to make them beter

[neon olive]

as long as obelisk doesnt get reset, yeah i think its good enough

[neat vine]

hiow do I do that

[neon olive]

move loyalty card

[neat vine]

where

[neon olive]

or the hologrphic to the leftmost

the x mult will get triggered before + mult

[neat vine]

no need

my run ended

[neon olive]

ok

[neat vine]

the mouth is so annoying

[neon olive]

also theres a chicot in ASDASD seed lol

[neat vine]

try IMBOTIC

[lone vault]

peak

[neat vine]

how what

[lone vault]

hi

[neat vine]

how did you do that

[lone vault]

i got photochad early

[neat vine]

how to do that

[lone vault]

and then i used invis

[neat vine]

i never get anything

[lone vault]

and got two chad

[lone vault]

all in the seed

[neat vine]

so you cheating

[lone vault]

no

this run is unseeded

[neat vine]

but seed

oh

but i never get anything like that

[lone vault]

seed is everything in the run

[lone vault]

all luck

[neat vine]

how do people get millions of score

[lone vault]

playing for years

[neat vine]

i want that

[lone vault]

or a long time

or seeds

[neat vine]

like this person

i want to learn how to be a professional

[lone vault]

perkeo, baron, triboulet, blueprint, brainstorm stuff like that

[lone vault]

well i can’t teach you because im not a prof either

[neat vine]

you got two of the same joker

[lone vault]

invis joker

[neat vine]

what is that

[lone vault]

if you have it for two rounds and sell it it duplicates a random joker

[neat vine]

ohh ok

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 😽

[lone vault]

same

[slim junco]

Level up your hands

Glass and steel

[brisk zinc]

interesting start

definitely unseeded yep

[neat vine]

how to get the seed of my current run

[brisk zinc]

you need to finish or lose

[shy badger]

doesnt say Must have space tho

so hows that work

[brisk zinc]

you can't pick it if you don't have space

[shy badger]

oh ok ty

[brisk zinc]

dude what is this seed

4 legends 2 of which negative

[fiery yew]

the secret 6th legendary joker

[fiery yew]

dude oh my god

😭 😭

family reunion

[random remnant]

Why are there no voice chats?

[neat vine]

why would we need them

[random remnant]

Socializing

Talking

Tom foolery

[fiery yew]

getting balatro fans together was one thing

making them speak to eachother will break the universe

[brisk zinc]

only chicot missing now

[neat vine]

chicot

i got that once

[random remnant]

am i winning chat

[shy badger]

what if i have 2 smeared jokers

what happens

[brisk zinc]

i got plant ☹️

[neon wren]

you question your life choices

[shy badger]

no i dont have it im just curious

cuz i have ankh

[neon wren]

afaik don't expect it to do anything else

[neat vine]

can i get your seed

[neon wren]

don't think it sells for $4, so if it's not a pack...

[brisk zinc]

Q4XGEM82

[neat vine]

oh wait nvm i don't have that deck

what is that deck?

[neat vine]

what is the deck you are playing on

[brisk zinc]

ghost deck

[neat vine]

ghost deck hmm

is that good

i see everyone using it

[brisk zinc]

yea it's pretty good

[neat vine]

why?

what doe sit do

[brisk zinc]

you can buy spectral cards in shop

[neat vine]

you can do that normally

[shy badger]

im using that deck rn

[brisk zinc]

no you can't

you can only open spectral packs

[neat vine]

oh

[brisk zinc]

not buy the actual cards

[neat vine]

well i want this deck

[brisk zinc]

many naneinf runs are done on ghost deck since you can buy a cryptid and copy it with perkeo

how unfortunate!

[neat vine]

how to get the deck?

[shy badger]

i dont even know how i got it tbf

and im pretty new

[brisk zinc]

i don't remember

beat some deck i forget which

[neat vine]

i will check wiki

[brisk zinc]

every deck is unlocked by beating another deck or stake

[neat vine]

yellow deck

[cursive copper]

gros michel went extinct first round

[neon olive]

i like going for aces even though going for kings is much better

[cursive copper]

came back as cavendish immediately

goat michel

[fiery yew]

brainstorm mod give me a negative gift card first shop and my life is yours

[lyric vine]

is ancient joker supposed to pick the suit you have the least amount of cards at the start

[brisk zinc]

no it's random

[lyric vine]

its always been the suit i had the least amount 😭

[brisk zinc]

that's how it feels sometimes

[lyric vine]

oh finally changed.

second least

[brisk zinc]

idol picks the card you have the most of

aj is random

[lyric vine]

i thought this was random too 😭

[brisk zinc]

i've used 4 auras this run and they all gave foil