#🎙・server-chat
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i hate you
I'm next level ragebaiter
peak rage bait
Dude what the fuck I genuinely just got the hanging chad
Like actually
Brainstorm and hanging chad
Tf is this
seeded
Might as well check the seed after I win or lose
Localthunk seeded it for me with his seeding powers
vine boom sfx
So uh what do I do after blue stake
Do I keep going with the checkered deck or do I actually learn how to play
js buy card and play card its not that deep
Play for every joker please
Don't stick to facemid card brainrot
And be hardstuck like all reddit noobd
if ur actually being genuine u could load a new file and get practice with gold stake, the rest is easier
Learning.. gross
What do you mean?
Stop playing games altogether then
i load a new save file, unlock all, play gold stake unseeded and learn how to play
Based
Ok great, my gambling addiction is cured
Huh just barely
Learn how to play
Bold of you to assume Ive Even gotten to gold stake
Learn how to build for all jokers in the game
Yeah that's the hard part
Learn to understand "U don't get to choose what u want in the shop"
What is the last deck you have left Qou?
thats why loading a different file and unlocking gold stake is good to learn
Easiest thing ever
I'm not photochad glazer sugarcoater like u i literally loved red card blackboard card sharp acrobat when i first played
Dawg genuinely I can't even get gold stake on my main save file
yes
It's a matter of ur discipline and mindset willing to accept if u wanna care about all jokers or not
U don't
gold stake is the hardest stake so if you just cold plunge onto it then youll realize the rest are easier
If u gradually play through stakes WITH a good knowledge gold stake becomes easier
I know
The moment i start learning about the game
My first gold stake run was easy as fuck
be funky with the game fr
II DONT EVEN HAVE IT UNLOCKED HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY IT
my first gold stake run was a rocket run
Play gradually through the stakes
I'm always funky love
Or load a fully unlocked profile
are there mods with more stakes
My bestie is suggesting I play a new save file on gold stake when I don't even have it unlocked 😭😭
Cryptid has shitty ones
sure
But i don't care about it
You can fully unlock it ok a new profile
Don't do that
Play gradually through stakes
How on earth
just play normally, its not that deep
You say that because you can think
I have the brain power of a caveman
even caveman know that get food need spear first
I guess I just got demoted from caveman
indeed

What deck do I play on for the gold stake thing
blue
is there like a slur we can make up for balatro players that ONLY build for photochad
Any to your liking
Sweet
Thank you people for the help
It's nice to drop the ragebait act from time to time
Y'all are real ones
@patent flame does having QOL mods ruin steam achievements
like better mouse
i heard saturn messes up the cards somehow
thats question for the modding chat but i assume so
mb
Chidder
They all expire at the big blind
Big bling 💔
its toggleable??
😭😭😭
balatro modders think of everything
I’ve never had a Cavendish expire actually
I have 💔
I almost never get it in the first place
I got those three Cavendish's from riff raff and showman
Too good at the game ig
chidder
You're a chidder
you're a mimer
lots of banana
My card stats have double yuri
Lol
I'm a cavendigger
what the freaky
I have this too
Get better
Balatro 100% speedrun
Brainstorm isn't in my top 10
guess I need to do more endless
Maybe try going for plasma or ghost deck runs
its time
For some reason they're most common there
Timing it now
Bloodstone is the most reliable joker ever
Just trust me on that
INSTANTLY CRASHED ?????
How about cavendish
That’s just unironically reliable
WHAT DID I EVEN DO I JUST CLICKED START
???
You released too much vril
What
Cavendish is 100% a reliable joker
Yea
1 in 1000 isn’t much
So why didn't you agte
It's a 0.1% chance fym
That’s what i’m saying
It’s not much
Which is a good thing
Since you don’t want it to break
Friend inside me?
if you win each round with one hand the possibility of reaching like ante 12 with it alive is at around 97%
Ok nerd
:(
Mb
whar
maximus is shoving itswelf in my face while its literally not being loaded 💔
Maybe it's time to use the sleep
going to sleep i give up
Gn dr bones
good night 😒
Well, that was fun.
I doubt you would have won but having the Holo stencil first up would have been most beneficial in that lineup
Any1 here play on their iphone?
Yep
Ante 39 stands nothing compared to me
so i skipped 2 blinds for 2 rares and opened buffoon
and campfire from second buffoon ok
hello,how do i play balatro and win? (i dont speak english)
does this not exist for flush
do you only get them if you played a round without ever using them
Yes straight flush
Yes there is also for flush
is this how you get them?
You need win a run without using a flush a single time
So yes
ccitap🗣️
my best run
U are peak
I actually got brainstorm but died and didn't screenshot yet
Guys I downloaded balatro on a new machine and the current run has been saved correctly but savefile collection is at 0% I can't even continue my run lmao, any fixes ?
Anyone want to play multiplayer?
steam dont save the progress iirc
I share my progress thru the steam cloud between a MacBook and a windows desktop
Any manipulation to make it work or it was always in sync ?
Just made sure I had steam cloud enabled before I launched it initially but it was always in sync from there, occasionally it takes a moment or two for cloud to sync up but it’s always worked
same.
i swear atleast 20% of my losses is on ante 8 boss blind
dang that is quite a fun run though I’ve only gotten cavendish like once or twice lol
I think I’m gonna sell chad just because lucky cat builds are quite fun
i just want to unlock checkered 😭
i liked it too
one of my runs
and lost ante 8 black stake because of a frickin plant
aww rip
I had a fun run yesterday which was mime, brainstorm, blueprint, baron and got me to e28, just couldn’t find a showman to get me another copy joker
what does showman do again 😭
i got presented with a runner and a wee in the same shop
i know i should go for the runner but like
The wee is calling to me like the green goblin mask
If ur playing flushes and/or u don't have chip jokers that is where u are at fault
Allows you to see copies of jokers you currently have again in the shop
white stake i thought i could chill 😭
Not a great deck and flushes are bad long term
Break this bad habit now
woah thats cool
its just white stake.
As well as consumables
I don't care
i normally play pairs
whats up with the flush hate smhh
also hate this much really?
Many ppl lost because of horrendous Jupiter scaling
+15 chips is bad for a 5 card hand
its literally white stake-
Vulnerable to boss blinds
I don't care
theyre not even that bad and transitions nicely into flush five after some deck fixing
Its still really easy to make
Don't shift the focus
and how does this happen 💀
Only good early but should never be played without card scoring jokers and retriggers
to force flush five every time
It’s about building habits to make higher scores
That's why i said don't shift the focus
Thats js any hand in general
just a question 🤷♂️
I said card scoring and retriggers
Not joker scoring
Joker scoring is smth like abstract snd constellation
Trading card, hung men, immolate, sigil, one of star/world/sun/moon, dna, death, cryptid all work for deck fixing
Also kinda strength
U don't get any of these out of nowhere
sigil is a risk though?
Anyways NEVER play flushes without aj
Yeah you dont get anything out of nowhere
unless you are using it once for the first time
Not saying you do, he asked how to get flush fives every time gave him an answer, not necessarily right to do every time but it’s what helps you in a build
aj?
Anyone here played with 15 mods? Or less
Do any of u play real poker
Yes
No
ive tried but dont got anyone to play anymore
I have a thousand of jokers because of mods
I have a religion so that's blasphemous
Damn
Occasionally w friends not for acc money but they do not correlate like at all
I started balatro coz of poker
Not blasphemous just incredibly sinful
Cuz it's not gambling
Not great unless u do a wild card build or dont focus on one specific suit
And really needs to use ur brain
U are wrong
In poker its like oh nice cards
ya ya
Mindless betting
wild card build? 💀
Fuck violet vessel
1229 jokers in my game 👀
Also have alot of hands and discards
It's so easy to figure out
It's not rocket science
Thats what i meant by not focusing on a single suit
@pale bridge fr!!
Yea it's the hardest boss in the game
On any stake and any deck
But rocket is a economy joker
Economy, not science
Full wild card build ain’t great but can help you beat ante 8 and if your intention is just to beat the stake then so be it 🤷♂️
really?
There’s a time and place for every joker/build
wow
Does rocket give u algebraic scoring
Yes im saying rocket
when should you stop playing flushes when you like just start.
Lets go gambling 
Oh dang it 
Depends on what youre doing really
If you have a very elaborate bp bs thing with ur jokers getting them shuffled fucks u up
Plus If you play well enough violet vissel is never much of an issue
Especially in late game
If you get super duper scores
White stake vessel u can speak
Gold stake vessel is where it's at
Unless youre in one of THOSE runs where you dont get NOTHING
1.2m scoring is an insane thing to do
Still mostly depends on how well u play
Easy
Nah I’ve had gold stake runs that go to 1b
Where i can put screenshots of balatro?
If I could ask, why sly joker?
Anything to win gold stake
Getting one of your jokers disabled or having to sell one of them can be way more dangerous
Never underappreciate chips
Former is dangerous
Latter isn't
real
Can I get a run info check?
Yea. . .
Not If you dont got smth good to sell
If you manage to get a nat negative that you dont want then its no probs
what killed me in my ante 11 run was the blind that disables a random joker.
Chances to get one are the same as soul
If you dont it can mess u up
0.3%
That wouldn’t show up until ante 8 or ante 16
On ante 11 you see regular boss blinds
unless that was another run.
Only boss blinds are on ante 8,16,24,32
prob was..
Well that just is a win but a lost XD
i picked the wee
Anyways this is the greatest gold stake build
what killed me was the tooth
I'd do runner cuz it's cheaper and consistent
How?
Wee needs lots of discards
and i was playing flushes
Eternal juggler
i was playing flushes
Well yeah im aware
Its way better
But like
Wee funnier 
And this is why, never play them lonh term
Oo u are right
Funny .
Oh ok is good
is it normal for flushes to get this far
And i dont plan on doing straights long term
I got a glutton and hexed him so with the wee ill prob like flush five with hack
U have big xmult so im not surprised
I’d honestly pick wee bc it scales so much better, a singular two even if played alone adds +8 chips, any retriggers buff wee, which instantly makes it better than runner, also much easier to deck fix to build up wee then to fish for straights imo
How about my run?
Most of the time i forget skipping is a thing
and then i thought skipping was everything 🤣
I only ever skipped for the 25 bucks and for a run trying to get the wee
screenshot was like a week ago
They should be treated as emergency buttons, not an easy way to win
only time i skip now too, for the first ante or 2.
Getting used to the gold stake made me realise when I got back to "base" difficulty balatro is fairly easy to consistently win
depends on boss blind
Children always press emergency buttons for no fucking reason so I'm not surprised why many ppl just fall flat every skipping run
can you get extra big blind ante 1
If u ask for the 2 oops all six (one is disabled because Perishable and eternal) i was trying to get just a astral card that can remove eternal
what does emergency button do 💀
Yeah you just gotta get good rlly
Aids u in ur run hello? Are we deaduh
perishable? whats that
aids... what
It's weird, at the beginning it really feels like it's about rng
They die after 5 rounds
ive not paid attention to anything 😭
Aid bro do u know aid
Like killed with hammers in front of u
Thats why the name
Perishable
Yea
Bro lowkey I got no idea what you mean by emergency button, talking about children but saying deaduh 💀
could a spectral card that adds an eternal sticker to a random joker be a good idea
Sorry gotta keep it safe for work around them cuz i can't say ASS around them
Ermm... Are we deadbutt 🙄🙄
🙄
Bro you literally said fucking in the same sentence
What you mean by emergency button
I see a spectral card that can remove or apply eternal (idk what mod is)
Id fw that
U take skips when ur not getting stronger from shops
Cryptid mod adds lock
Or when you really just need the short term benefit
Anyways ill go back to my wee run ill update yall
Goo luck
Also is ur name saying 14 decks gold staked? If so which you have left?
Well yea, I did all the colour decks before doing any of the others, currently have 6 left, all 150 jokers
i cant tell if this is sarcasm or not 😭
It's not
No it’s dead serious
A joker slot is nothing
I love the duplicated tag (with the voucher that add 4 more tags)
Black deck was a grind but I’ve beaten it on gold on two accounts
"Oo just get lucky"
whats like the easiest deck
Blue
Yellow for early game affordability
Blue is consistent
U can pair spam and hands are money if u one shot shit
I’d say abandon is the most consistent ngl
Abandoned is good at straights
Just any deck fixing you do has much more impact since you are alr -12 cards
i dont have abandoned 💀
Currently all the decks I have left are ghost, painted, plasma, erotic, zodiac, magic
Still need to beat white stake on all of them but haven’t decided yet aside from ghost, just haven’t given them a shot yet ngl
Please nerf "THE FLINT" I hate that boss especially early game
it’s basically what the game is based on
getting really fucking lucky
skill issue
it’s fine
mmmmm
Nope
dude, you need to get lucky
You quite literally do
What is the best deck for the max Difficulty (using the sleeve mod too)
skill means almost nothing
Skill is ever
why you saying nope
Skill is everything
Not in a racist way but
This is skill, not luck
I haven’t played any mods so idk what sleeve does ngl but black deck is the hardest
@calm gull OK so you
You just said skill issue if skill means nothing
A modded deck
Why is 70% of the balatro fandom mexican/spanish 💔
Skill w luck involved*
how did you even beat gold stake with this build 💔
The sleeve do the same that any other deck
What the fuck am I looking at
I pulled out deja vus antimatter and ecto right out of my buttcheeks
I said skill > luck for a reason, right?
Balatro like any roguelike is a skill based game w luck involved
Also both nova and green joker are at 72
With 3x that wins gold stake
Without counting vessel
For real
Is a professional gambler
finally won on the red deck (I suck at this game and my highest hand was 1.2mil)
you need to be lucky to get a joker you want, you need to be lucky to get brainstorms, you need to get lucky to get the good cards
Really?
skill is beating ante 8 without jokers, new cards or shi
@patent flame what do u mean obelisk Is easy it's early the worst rare joker other than vagabond
dude the game is basically a luck test
WWWW
1.2mil is actually good
For someone who says they're bad
I said easy
even this way you need to be lucky for the correct card to go in your hand
Why does every balatro player feel the need to be better than others LMAO
i don’t
Just play the silly card game
No that's just me
This is how i am on any game
@calm gull brah luck does not matter
In a run i got "1000ee12e" is not the exactly score i remember but look like that
Brother there’s wanting to be good but there’s also being toxic abt it at the same time
Real mb negative spare trousers you the goat
thanks i guess
OH WOW SOUL JUMPSCARE
Alas poor yorrick
for rick
That sounded kinda fucked up
Uhh I got five rare joker tags from anal deck
Could a joker that gives you some kind of benefit for every debuff sticker on your jokers be a good idea
Which one are you searching for?
Idk all I know they all suck
Rage bait used to be believable
damn
Gg
Nice run bro
my best run in a while I just couldn’t find the reroll voucher or luchador in time
ty
Reroll pmo sometimes
All i ever get is that fucking hat that i hate
No i dont want to buy cards
Please stop 💔
lmaoo frr
I’m so disappointed with that end tho because I had 200 gold to roll and just could not find it
Were there no voucher tags
I don’t think so but I forgot to look at the boss blind until big blind so it’s mb anyways
I see
at least it wasn’t like a gold stake run I was just on purple because I haven’t fully completed ghost deck
Hello everyone, how are you?
pretty decent hbu
Vibing, just a slow day at work
@main jasper I work with animals I loveee animals
Dude that’s awesome, I work corporate lol
hey cool run
had to end
how do you check the amount of runs you have done
how to use dna properly
do you just play a single king/queen at the start depending if you have baron or trib?
is it like best with baron or trib or does something like photochad cool too
I mean if you have baron and trib, than king. If you have photo Chad and a glass poly 2 than the 2
It just depends on the run.
when it says permanent copy, can it not be destroyed?
It means it gets added to your deck
yes you can
It can be destroyed
oh cool, but then you use other means to destroy other cards so you can get consistent with the cards you play, something like flush five or just high cards
Hey, don't mean to be a bother to anyone, I'm kinda new to balatro and can't seem to get consistant wins. Anyone down to vc and help me learn? I have a base idea, just under 20 hrs I just cant seem to get it
uh cool
What's your deck look like?
normal deck with 2 spade kings
On black deck, it can be a bit risky to play DNA
oh yeah with less hands
Try to lucky a king maybe to copy that one
ive been playing flushes till ante 3 and now i dont know what to transition to now
Do you understand x mult vs regular mult
its prob a bit too late
Work on modifying the king you start to clone
Yea, my normal setup is one econ, one chips, one +mult and one, prefered 2 x mult
Ideally you copy steal kings
steel kings?
Yes
So you don't need chip jokers once you are out of the first few antes or ever
well flush luck kind of backfired.
Also you don't nessicesrly need mult jokers
Five card hands can be rough
Make a king a steel card w chariot and then copy that w dna, the more you have the better, even better if you can get a red seal on it :)
W dna you want to make enhanced cards and copy spam those
Where do you usually die? And are you losing on white stake?
getting the kings at the start is a slight problem
If you don't get a king don't copy it
You need to thin your deck now
And make steel kings and you win the run
Discard such that you still beat the anti
finally copied one of the like special kings
its the first time im really using dna lol bear with me
Nah you good bro, this game is all abt learning
i can tell 😭
Now that you have two, it’s easier to see, and it will snowball from there
It's fully possible to win with 5 econ jokers even
Watch out for debuffed face card boss blinds and have a plan for that if it happens
this is getting interesting.
I want to make a mod that sharpies out the text on some cards to make the game harder. Anyone have any ideas?
wait this king spamming strategy, that makes erosion good?
You need to use some aracana cards on your kings your copying ideally
It makes high card good
You want high card levels as well
@lapis steeple a good thing to check if you see a potential replacement for a Econ joker is do the math of how many chips you get regularly, and how many chips you get without it, then extrapolate that ratio onto your average score and see if it’s worth
For example if I make 400 chips and 200 mult, that’s 80k, but if I find a 2x joker, it’s like 250 chips x 400 which is 100k
Just don't deny and beat the eye
is death or hanged man better.
Both are insane
Mr. Bones is always the funniest card to modify. You make it
The best card in the game: "Prevents death."
The worst card in the game: "Self-destructs."
With DNA hangman
not great.
wrong ss
does the cards you destroy matter
or can it be like anything
besides kings
I keep a calc open lol trust, would I replace it with something like baron, dna or blueprint? Along those lines
Lol you are selling your jokers too much
except i got holo king in it
Death if you have a king, hang if you don’t
ik 😭
How do you have a fully new build already 🤣
Just anything that gives more value when it’s the right time to hop off
Get rid of that half joker
Usually blueprint or brainstorm but can be other things
well im not getting anything good
Ngl i kinda forgot about brainstorm
anything i have helps atp 😭
Once you get to a certain point, an x mult joker is better than a chip joker
Bc x mult scales exponentially w other x mults
X mult joker is usually better than anything lol
You probably need more econ, so you can re roll more. Your deck is too normal looking
in this sense the jokers i see are bad, even after a reroll or 2
cool half for gros michel
Should I ride the balatro attraction
Your way too poor lol
You need to stabilize, build econ, and get econ jokers going so you can afford to dig
Right now re roll is way to expensive
Yes
Is ts run tuff
so this exists
very tuff
Exactly, that’s why dna baron scales like crazy
any way to make this better?? Ignore the trovadour and 4 hand size
club cards are debuffed
great.
thats where 90% of my kings are at
so how do you fix that problem 💀
That’s why chigod is the goat
Chicot
i dont have legs rn 😭
ive only gotten canio and yorick
and that was like 3 weeks ago when i barely played
Weakest chicot believer
ignore the brightness thing 💀
lowkey early dna is fun
what does trib do exactly
is it literally the same thing as baron for queen?
Scored kings and queens give 2x mult
Still admiring this btw
good morning chat
oh even better cool!!
oh shush i was experimenting with dna
another day, another baron and mime retrigger run
ooouuhh
any tips to win a run with 4 jokers.
stuntman??
That layout hurts me.
the +250 chips one
why
its like really good at early plasma
Love stuntman
blueprint to the left of brainstorm
it scores 20k alone
oh wow, especially when it balances
What?
You can maybe sell DNA now
No lol
yes
You need retriggers
Woops I missed it
i mean that was luck at that point
you want to be like that?
Ohhh
If you put Brainstorm to the left, you have all the baron triggers in one group and all the mime triggers in one group. There's no difference in scoring, but it's just annoying to envision
Thank you
Damn i thought bro wanted them all on baron
THIS LAYOUT SUCKS
Sorry vro💔
put them all on baron better score trust
I NEED TO MOVE EVERYTHING TO RETRIGGER MIME IN THE END OF ROUND 🥀
but my symmetry :(
Oh that makes a lot of sense. I didn't imagine gold cards.
i mean
do u have chariots
i still have some gold cards
GYAT
Reasonable. Continue on.
i <3 serpent boss
Kind of a tragic best run
Can score that with my nuts on white stake
Dont remember what this build was but it was goated
GG
Stone joker was my last gold sticker joker but it still says blue in my collection and I didn’t get the achievement
win game on any stake, it'll take
guys its good build?
Needs more showmen
And ankhs and invisible and ectos
This is actually really nice
I think I'll rest a little.
yayyy
is balatro a reference to jokers from balatro
yeah
No
what the dog doin
I did something called natural negative idol
This is the only way ill actually do an idol run lmao
Shop 1 mime to baron setup + yorick turn into idol build
Still no sock
do i try to fit in mime into this deck? its the all 10's of spades "glitched" seed
dont know what it would even be used for
im excited for this run
I got the sock
Again, trading card is not a scaling joker. A better comparison would be Hologram or Runner, which can scale even if there are duplicates.
Bruh
Should I sell scary face for poly cloud 9?
meow
how much is your blade
dagger i mean
what ever it was the nmae
$4 sell value, +16 mult and +10 mult due to having holo enhancement
yeah I did orange stake
how close to c++
pretty far from that for sure, but I have about 3/4 decks that I have won gold stake on
right now its between this one or blue that I will have one on next im sure
nice
good way to start a discussion
who would have thought starting out with more money would get you further
BLACK DECK IS DIFICULT FUCKIN SHIT
just like real life
thank you for clarifying
what if balatro is a social commentary on different life depending how you start
balato 😭
so the key to this deck is suffering. you gotta suffer more. have you tried that?
sounds, very quite classist
flush peak
we playing hearts i guess
just need sonic adventure dx without the sonic adventure
one oops away from losing or wining
tf is that name
must be an ancient name idk
want a spanish sv?
dw bro you can be shortrichard
please pass me spanish sv
471AQFEF
dm
funniest seed ive seen all day
wait thats miyabi
triple judgement would be funny xd
yep
peak
is there Spanish sv?
PERO TE ENVIE MENSAJE
no lei
yep
i think
i just saw the infinite
but if you get something powerful and a activate in hand joker
infinite brainstorm aint bad
but loosing interest sucks
I’m on the green deck so interest doesn’t matter
buy it
I bought it
oh then buy it lol
so funny when the emperor creates a fool
It is funny
you are believing
well that was fun
nice score
killing the gros with the dagger should count as extincting it
unless it actually does and i didnt know
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/9980319171337389771/B605BE289500B932E09AE81F9D57B3D8D82F20C5/
Obelisk haters in shambles rn
obelisk is good when you get it at the end
but not for endless
Well yes
People who dislike obelisk do so for the same reasons one would hate a fish for being unable to fly
if nobody got me i know lucky card got me
i was about to stop believing
i cannot believe it
Me cooking the rarest combination of jokers just to win the White stake:
Insert image of someone cooking
real
Balatro.
I'm jonkling it 🚓

I can't find bootstraps
Me

peak
Yo
dw i once beat the white stake on checkered deck by less than 1k points
this game be bullshit until you try and fail
guy came straight from 2021 with the satire yt thumbnail memes
how was the coma
AND I GOT CHAD
Did you play the straight that hand?
No
I got has many queen and king of hearts as I could
Maybe I should of for the lucky cat scaling though..
Many many chads
OH WAIT
ITS THE PLANT
It’s so over
Screw the plant
im gay

hey, not sure where to ask this but I watched the most recent Roffle video on the Lockout Bingo Race and I wanted to play that with my friend, is there a public version of the cards available?
among us game code RKFERG
when is the update going to be
They call me the roller

did my first natural gold stake
I’m going to Pizza Hut does anyone want anything
I don’t really think any deck is hard for me
I hate black deck
oh shit hardest deck
is very hard
They call him Jj
I want a donut
typa shit u see after 5 minutes in cryptid
i wonder if this with 200+ retriggers is enough to win ante 10
i have a feeling its not going to load
Dude, 2 souls in a run
- Fixing my quantum computer so I can keep playing balatro
- Looks inside
- Superposition is no longer available in game
Yk I've met local thunk before, yeah it was kinda cool, we met at a coffee shop, he was in front of me in the line, took me a while to realize it was him, but when I did, I was a bit nervous, because it was him, the maker of the game that I've spent 2,000 hours on, anywho, when I finally got the courage to tap his shoulder he actually seemed real nice and even said hi, but that's when it went down, he got visibly mad when I asked him why black deck was so hard, in relation he pulls his hand back and uppercuts me, I was a bit knocked back but before I could react, he then proceeded to punch me in the stomach, knocking the wind out of me, that one I FELT, when I thought it was done I was then pulled by the shirt and thrown to the front, hitting the counter, then I felt and hand GRABBING the back of my head, and my forehead was SLAMMED on top of the counter, I felt dizzy and started seeing things I thought it was over, but NO local thunk screamed, "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU", next thing I know I'm being thrown into the stratosphere, I thought it was over, I thought was dead, nothing but me, the lack of oxygen, and local thunk jumping to me at mach 10 speed, we were just there falling "WHY ARE YOU ASKING SUCH SKILLED BASED QUESTIONS", opening his arms for what looked like a hug, at least what I thought my head was already gone my eyes were making the assumption at this point, local thunk processed to grab me and turn us 260 degrees, it wasn't a hug, it was a body slam, it was so fast I didn't even notice until I hit the ground, "JUST GET GOOD" he said before dusting all the dirt off and walking up to counter to order a medium dark coffee with some cream added. Overall not a good guy, he didn't even tip the girl at the counter.
Oh yeah and he spoke in jimbo when he walked out
damn
Not even Mr bones could save us from that walltext
hey guys, i have an issue with the mod manager and mods doesnt seem to load, do any of you know how can i fix this?
why ppl just posting valo clips in balalala 😭
best run ive had in a while
Its server chat you can post what you want except rule breakers
guys i need help, what do i replace for yorick? (yes its yorick cause i did the return to menu strat)
Sounds like you didn’t learn your lesson
The little free time I have I use for this.
How fixed is your deck
Cause I'm between photo or ancient
Photo gives you 8xmult
Ancient 18xmult if you had all your cards on the rank it say
normal deck but with 3 less of each suits cause they are all kings of hearts
So 40 kings of hearts?
The bad thing of ancient is that it can select you every suit even if you don't have any card of it
Although Yorick might need to much time in order to start mattering
Thats brutal throwing someone into stratosphere isnt recommended but how are doing ?
yeah, didnt find much stuff to fix it into one suit
the next blind, its selected to diamonds
Living life
Apparently beating people up at coffee shops
Because you will get around 1xmult every 2 blinds
Thats good, happy to hear that
yup
Do your kings have that enchantment which name I don't remember that let them be every suit
so do i replace ancient?
What a sweet life of good day
only 2 that are steel
hi localthunk!
Time to get off ancient
Hello
Say bye bye to ancient
Oh why hello there Mr Balatro
okay
Been here for time
this is my first time chatting here
so i dont really know
A wild thunk has appeared on your soul!

just got a soul card in my mega arcana tag let’s see who’s inside
it’s fucking chicot
Hahaha I knew it
And you come here to celebrate it? How nice
I genuinely like him
any other legendary is better
Yeah I like him too
He offers everything he can and wants nothing in return
Yeah im going to sleep little tired goodnight everyone
Wow
I would like that instead of disabling the boss, chiclot reverse the effect of it on your favor, like giving an extra hand when needle or somehow buffing the suit that would otherwise be debuffed by the boss
Although it would be a bit difficult
Like what is going to reverse with the psichic
Hi , I just published a game logic problem with hand adequation bug, and as I saw, this is pretty rare, almost all bugs are crashes or visual related 
what if there were better consumables than spectrals but they like give you -1 joker slot
Extra multi if you score with five cards i guess
a la mierda, yo apenas llego a 40k
Bro, tan poco?
si JSAJKASJ
Nambe
La práctica hace al maestro
Y a mí el vicio
Xd
El tiempo libre que tengo lo uso pa balatro
(estoy jugando hace 3 semanas y gane 1 partida xq me acarrearon)
Oh sí balatro castellano
Eres nuevillo en el juego?
Balatros días
me falta entender q comprar, q jugar


