🎙・server-chat

[nimble radish]

but no seltzer

[wide mica]

oh i see lmao

[nimble radish]

only reason i lost was cause i didnt pay attention to my deck and lost all my cards while discarding LOL

i had it over 1.7k tho

[harsh sage]

that is very situational

[nimble radish]

imo if u wanna run that build long term retriggers are not an option lol

[harsh sage]

my current run build right now is ancient joker gros micheal fibonacci and shoot the moon

[slim junco]

Legendary joker idea
All your played cards return to your full deck able to be picked again

[chilly gulch]

That + bungler + bp

[slim junco]

Thats the point of the joker

You may have unreal amount of hands and discards

And to avoid getting yourself to no cards left

Always get cards you already played

Double edged blade, if you didnt deck fix, you get all crap

If you did deck fix well
Get benefit..!

[chilly gulch]

I don't really know a place where this would be useful in a normal run

Cuz early game u sometimes u need burn hands for better cards

Late game u mostly just score 1 hand when u get to Es

[narrow ravine]

i wanna cry

[lucid pond]

Did you win?

[latent nebula]

[unreal garden]

gg papa

[ornate cove]

Chicot deidad no lo hubiera permitido

[narrow ravine]

[lucid pond]

Alas

Fertilized again

[royal vault]

agh

anyone looking for any kinda balatro seed?

[north pebble]

because it isn't like other scaling jokers...?

there are lots of different types of scaling

trading card and 6th are similar because they remove the thing that triggers them making 2 copies useless

[static niche]

Bru I almost got 420690

Btw it's not a seeded run

[icy garden]

Yorick went so far.. (only x8)

[icy garden]

And the needle killed me

[solar pine]

is there anybody, im so boring

[lucid pond]

H

[opaque shard]

You're not playing Balatro correctly if you don't yell WEEE when Wee joker shows up

[solar pine]

damn, what is your time now

[ebon ridge]

hi so boring

[lucid pond]

10:03am here

[ebon ridge]

12hrs apart 🥀

[sullen socket]

It does have a nasty habit of doing that

[solar pine]

same here, see we're all in Asia

[lucid pond]

Not quite

Australia

[solar pine]

On the other side the

[wary finch]

Sure it is

[wary finch]

It would take a lot of mental gymnastics to convince me that it's normal and good for double Hologram to be a thing that works but not Vampire

[solar pine]

dead again

[wary finch]

Oops! All Crashes

[lucid pond]

What disappointed me was finding out you couldn't use 2 vampires with a Midas and a brainstorm to double trigger the Midas and feed both vampires. That would have been neat

[nova shore]

#⚙・modding-general

[solar pine]

true

[solar pine]

i just delete

[harsh sage]

kill wee joker

[lucid pond]

Why the wee hate

[nova shore]

scaling chips, i suposse.....

[wary finch]

Scaling chips is goated

[nova shore]

true

[heavy hare]

yooo how often do yall get naneinfe pushes on random seeds???

i feel like i get them too often

i get about one every second day that get to ante 24 and everyother run gets to at least ante 18

[terse creek]

hola pibes

cara fachera facherita

[lucid pond]

About once every never, give or take

[swift owl]

Why didn't Balatro win the Goty?

[fervent jolt]

because people dont know peak when they see it

[brazen lake]

Hello people I don't know, can I share my situation with you right now?

[lucid pond]

Yes

[ember pagoda]

@grave briar hi, is there by any chance you know an artist named "pyohato"?

[umbral vector]

Ops.....

[ember pagoda]

Mods!

[whole cipher]

im getting paid tonight baby

fk do i do for scoring though im barelly bumming by with idol hits

got a negative bootsrap

never punished i love this game

its the best game in the word until i lose

[slim junco]

can't go past ante 12

😩

[whole cipher]

and a business card holy shit

[whole cipher]

bro

no ay

wa

WAY

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS BLIND EXISTED

IM FUCKED

[slim junco]

paredolia be like lol

[candid kernel]

can't you just play anything

actually

[whole cipher]

im in ante 6 not that much deckfixing done

[candid kernel]

i should have expected that planets would be neglected

[whole cipher]

this is checkered deck :D

all i need is jupiters

[candid kernel]

just

sort by suit

[whole cipher]

just did that :D the one suit cards stick by the left

have one hand left fuck it im sending it

i dont think im even reaching the goal without this blind

lol

nvm i would have

5k short

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[candid kernel]

should have gotten mercuries

[whole cipher]

ah cheers for that mate glad i used a skip tag on ya

[candid kernel]

damn more holographic credit cards

[whole cipher]

im going to be going into debt to survive

such a realistic game

[brazen lake]

Well, my girlfriend is breaking up with me, and I'm tired of everything.I have to tell my friends what's happening because my girlfriend can't, it hurts her to tell everyone that, meanwhile, I have And they understand them according to their sexual tastes, but it hurts us, because one of them, who is the youngest of all, is very fragile and they love us very much, it will hurt him horribly when he finds out what pto tell my three friends, who see us as their parents, who take care of them and love them.

[whole cipher]

i suggest googling "vent discord servers" and go there

more likely you will get an honest response

and not in balatro general chat

[brazen lake]

I would like to do it seriously

But I don't have much time to do that, so I'll go to sleep because tomorrow I'll have to go to the square to do something, and the only thing I'm going to do is simple, wait for a car to pass and run towards it Easy and simple, right?

[icy garden]

I lose an opportunity qwq

But I found all the jokers in the game

[brazen lake]

I'm not much of an expert on balatro, but why didn't you sell the egg before selecting the blind and looking for a better wild card that would help you better in the game?

[brazen lake]

Oh that's very good at least

[icy garden]

I was making the combo with this guy that gots mult for the value of all the jokers

only for that

[brazen lake]

Hmm, I see.

[icy garden]

And because temperance gave me a lot of money

[whole cipher]

shit i mean drivers around populated squares already arent going fast, most likely just medium severity injuries. but seriously, google "vent discord server" and say your message there. you will get a response, it will take you 20 seconds

[brazen lake]

Do you really think there is vehicle education in Venezuela?

[whole cipher]

in the time it took you to write your response, you could have googled vent discord server man, please just go there

[brazen lake]

Friend, Venezuela is not the worst place as you think, it is something much worse.

[flat osprey]

wouldnt it make them sadder to see you die

you have to live not only to respect yourself and hold yourself up but to also make the people that enjoy being with you still be with you

you can still breathe and think, take care of yourself

tough time never lasts, only tough people lasts - one really memey old black guy

[icy garden]

[brazen lake]

Right now I'm trying to fix what little I have left.

[flat osprey]

and thats enough

[brazen lake]

Try one last time

[flat osprey]

always try

[brazen lake]

I have nothing left to lose, what else can I do?

[flat osprey]

win

try until you win more and more

people that mess up your life are just obstacles that couldve made it worse

its a blessing that you can think

the least you can do is preserve yourself

[whole cipher]

its not about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!

[brazen lake]

This balatro server has very good people

Gentlemen, I'm doing it.

[lone vault]

peak or nah

ignore ancient

[brazen lake]

Nah dude you've got the one right there, you can't lose.

[lone vault]

i used to have dna but i gave it up for brainstorm was that a good move

[candid kernel]

do you have seals

[lone vault]

this is like ante 4 i haven’t built my deck yet

also dawg

[flat osprey]

you cant do it vro

[candid kernel]

it was a good idea then

it's better for you to trim your deck

[flat osprey]

u gotta atleast get completionist++

[candid kernel]

just leave a rank with glass cards for the plant

[flat osprey]

like that would help you feel good about yourself

[lone vault]

i had like 3 shit runs

and then i got this godly one

[flat osprey]

peak ahh run

wildcard red seal kings are gonna have a field trip w this one

we need a sock in there 😭 🙏

[naive garnet]

Hi

[lone vault]

do i take cavendish

that’s a stupid question

no

[rich comet]

My Cavendish just went extinct wtf

[flat osprey]

1 in a million run

[lone vault]

there should be another one that comes after it that is like 10x mult

[flat osprey]

holy cavendish extincition

[candid kernel]

aj sucks on checkered

[rich comet]

true

[brazen lake]

I DID IT AND IT WORKED

[candid kernel]

it's gonna be off half the time

i mean you don't need the scoring anyways

[brazen lake]

Ohhh Good decision

[candid kernel]

so just do what you want

[flat osprey]

a legendary cavendish style joker only able to be unlocked through using the soul after a cavendish is destroyed naturally with like ^2 mult

[lone vault]

i like him when he triggers even when he doesn’t he gets like 2 mil

[lone vault]

we need another joker tier like cryptid did

[rich comet]

I have the seed in case anyone is interested in trying it (i doubt it)

[lone vault]

from really rare packs

[naive garnet]

Today all my luck went away in 2 souls in a row

[candid kernel]

also i think putting both bp/bs on trib would yielf the best mult

[lone vault]

anyone want my seed

[flat osprey]

it would go hard but also really annoying to make it vanilla friendly

[lone hearth]

yea not the balatro one😋

[flat osprey]

vine boom sfx

[spice garden]

Always

[spice garden]

Left to go to Isaac's rum

[candid kernel]

i think 1 tier is enough for super rare jokers

[lone vault]

i do not have any rum

[flat osprey]

today i had like an e112 run

[lone vault]

holy shit

[flat osprey]

it was fun asf

[lone vault]

nice

[candid kernel]

i don't want new content only for players to only be able to use them like once every 1000 runs

[brazen lake]

Please no, something like the Cryptid would be too much

[flat osprey]

it would probably be like exotic but theyre not nearly as broken

like perkeo is cool but alone it doesnt do anything

[brazen lake]

Yeah

[flat osprey]

perkeo-style jokers

[spice garden]

Run
Idk why it autocorrected

[spice garden]

No

[candid kernel]

i think thunk won't create any more rarities

[flat osprey]

chicot style jokers 👅

[brazen lake]

Perkeo needs others to be able to do his magic and synergy

[lone vault]

in another life

[candid kernel]

also another tier of banana wouldn't make sense because of the theming

[flat osprey]

and we would still need to build heavily around perkeo if we want him to contribute to score

[spice garden]

I think more legendaries would be cool tho

[brazen lake]

In itself it is good but if you do not have a very good build you would be more or less in danger

[flat osprey]

how about more tiers to the other foods

[candid kernel]

perkeo is usually just a very strong econ or deckfixing joker for gold stake

which is still really good

[spice garden]

I want a skin that turns the suits into the minor arcana (swords, cups, wands and coins/pentacles) OR AT LEAST some form of the minor arcana

[flat osprey]

yeah atleast its not tribulet which is basically a free win

perkeo is like the same

[brazen lake]

Hmm

[flat osprey]

nvm

[lone vault]

what if there was a mod that added another suit

[flat osprey]

theres many

[brazen lake]

What if I play a game of balatro to ease the waters people?

[candid kernel]

the evil intimidating blue stake:

[flat osprey]

awesome idea

[flat osprey]

sobs

[lone vault]

i’m hoping to god for the finisher i don’t get amber acorn

i hate amber acorn

[candid kernel]

the reliance on larger hands makes it less consistent than the other xmult legendaries

[flat osprey]

you have like 5 bajillion score

[candid kernel]

acorn should be inconsequential for this no?

[whole cipher]

do i just sell the hex here

[lone vault]

yeah but it could nerf my trib and i lose and im sad

[candid kernel]

even verdant leaf would be really easy if you mean that

[flat osprey]

you have ancient joker copied twice

[candid kernel]

you have to really be neglecting your planets if you die because of that with like 60x mult

[lone vault]

is it okay if i say that i haven’t used a single planet in this run

[flat osprey]

bomboclat

[candid kernel]

specially with how low white stake's score treshold is

[lone vault]

i don’t like amber acorn that’s it

[flat osprey]

lets say like if you use a couple plants youre making your score alreast 2x or 4x

[candid kernel]

it's very easy to cheese it

if you're really worried about it just

drag trib to the left after going in

cards that are being dragged don't get shuffled

[flat osprey]

elite ball knowledge

ive been rawdogging my amber acorns wtf 💔 🥀

[candid kernel]

i mean the boss is still trivial without the tech

[flat osprey]

i mean for more sensitive runs

u mean to tell me i couldve saved hours of my time by left clicking

[lone vault]

i got violet vessel i’m boutta cook

the balala gods love me

[grizzled trout]

same buddy

[lone vault]

wait wait i didn’t mean amber acorn

i mixed it up

i hate crimson heart

[grizzled trout]

SOUL WTF

[lone vault]

i just got a perked

peril

perkoe

the green dude

[grizzled trout]

LUCKY

[whole cipher]

inshallah

INSHALLAH

[lone vault]

get rid of seance

[lucid pond]

It's raining soul cards

[lone vault]

i got two in one run

[whole cipher]

fffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

[lone vault]

got this build at ante 4

[whole cipher]

public execution of chicot in one hour at my place

[ornate fable]

That's not my boy, who the hell is that

[whole cipher]

all invited

[lone vault]

he is older

i got chicot from a soul once and i literally made a grimace

[ornate fable]

Rectangle joker

[lone vault]

in another life…

[flat osprey]

bro what do i do

[lucid pond]

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares 😞

[lone vault]

dawg…

[flat osprey]

what is this game even abt 💔

[lone vault]

also oosel

i didn’t mean amber acorn

i mixed it up

[flat osprey]

oh

[lone vault]

i meant crimson heart

i hate crimson heart

[flat osprey]

oh yeah it sucks

but it changes every hand so its not that bad

:D

[lucid pond]

Its one of the least bad ones really

[whole cipher]

oh baby let the deckfixing begin

queen of spades > queen of hearts > polychrome > strength > chariot

that queen of spades got some plastic surgery

[lucid pond]

Good doogs

[flat osprey]

????

and i have a death on my fool

[candid kernel]

you got a counter to the second weakness to your gameplan

i wouldn't complain

[whole cipher]

i have reroll so its not a big deal if hearts are debuffed

sold that donkey doodoo for a +10 mult on flushes

[candid kernel]

water, mouth and needle can still hurt with little deckfixing

[candid kernel]

honestly keeping him for temperance value would be better at that point

but atleast you got consistent scoring

[whole cipher]

water yeah rest not really

i have like 80% hearts in my deck now

[candid kernel]

just hope you're not 1 1.5x off

because bloodstone is a weird joker design

[whole cipher]

just played a hand where not a single bloodstone hit

[quasi cedar]

Get used to that

[candid kernel]

welcome to your first step to enlightenment

[fluid vector]

🙀

[slim junco]

aaa

why i feel like i get better luck on phone than pc

😢

[quasi cedar]

U do

[whole cipher]

yurp game over in ante 7

[zenith hawk]

Xd

[whole cipher]

would it have been worth to dupe bloodstone at this level?

because im getting 30 + 30x2

[zenith hawk]

Epic

[quasi cedar]

It never is

Regardless

[candid kernel]

were you not doing that?

what level were your flushes

[whole cipher]

i was, was just wondering if maybe in some universe bloodstone hit all 15 times

[whole cipher]

my flush was at 9 iirc

base chips and mult halved

[forest wagon]

yes if you knew you were gonna die with normal hand then you should have doubled down on bloodstone

[candid kernel]

or not used a joker that needs rng after you draw your winning hand

[whole cipher]

shit man if you would have seen the cards i was dealt you would understand

[shadow hull]

Ready golden deck, it took me a few hours to get it in gold : D

[flat osprey]

wtf i got 3 baron runs in a row

[main moon]

chariot like the king chariot cannot be stopped

[flat osprey]

genuinely what are these shops

i want a tough run 💔

[quasi cedar]

Ur on white stake

I'm sry but it won't happen

[lyric vine]

uh i had this setup at ante 2.

ankh helped at the start 🔥

and now we got extra big blind, time to lose!

[wanton steeple]

just got 2 more jokers done on C++

13 more jokers left

How the fuck u make seance work

[lyric vine]

omg queen five of a kind 2 glass cards

and finally discovered planet x

lost ante 8 boss blind for the 5th time!!!

[lyric vine]

is turtle bean good

like does it unlock anything afterwards?

[quasi cedar]

Yes

[quasi cedar]

No

[lyric vine]

bruh

is it worth selling turtle bean and hex for blueprint

im think it is..

[quasi cedar]

Doesn't

Get u there anyways

Sell bean and hex photo

Also thats brainstorm

[lyric vine]

pretty lame my setup

[quasi cedar]

It's fine.

[lyric vine]

cool now ankh is used.

[wanton steeple]

sell photo hex bean

optimal play

[lyric vine]

gamble hex on chad and photo better 🔥

whats the default price of photo

[quasi cedar]

5?

6?

[wet summit]

does this actually give negative mult? if so thats amazing

[wanton steeple]

how you get negative mult lmao

[wet summit]

credit card

[wanton steeple]

multiplaying a possitive number with a negative should equal a negative number

give it a shot see if it 0 mult

or actually decreases your score

if it gives u aa negative that would actually be funny as hell

[wet summit]

i learned that credit card + luxary tax challenge (every $5 is 1 less card in hand) in returns gives a larger hand size

i would but im on ante 8

it would also have this setup behind it so that would be insane negative mult 😭

[quasi cedar]

I don't think it'd work like that unless the mult of the hand is less than 7

7-8
-1X4
-4x3
-12x3

[wet summit]

id have to sell one of my other jokers and play a purposely bad hand but yeah i couldve

that being said i googled it and unfortunately i dont think it gives negative mult

[quasi cedar]

I wanna see what'd happen with my eyes. Ig time to look for credit card and straps tmrw

[wet summit]

tag me if u get results

[quasi cedar]

Will do

[rapid hill]

Yay now the gold stake

[lyric vine]

im losing to the wall more than im losing to the plant

[rapid hill]

Thats interesting I lost to the Bell several times it couldnt hit the card I needed

[lyric vine]

bell ive lost to once... and it was unfortunate timing

ante 8

almost beat black stake

[rapid hill]

Unlucky

[lyric vine]

wall also got me ante 8 same stake

i was like 1k off 😭

[lyric vine]

whats the strategy for high cards

besides baron with a thousand kings

[forest wagon]

scaling jokers

wait

high cards?

[lyric vine]

yeah

[forest wagon]

then yea scaling jokers and plutonium

but pairs are a bit more consistent

[lyric vine]

isnt high card literally any card when pairs require another? how does that make pairs more consistent?

[quasi cedar]

Pairs have more support

Better scaling

[forest wagon]

exactly

basically

its not hard to draw a pair

so why not go pair instead of HC

[jolly sage]

3 wins on black deck gold stake in a row!!!!!

obelisk at x5.8 mult, the goat

[forest wagon]

epic

[tulip root]

What are y'all's most played hands

[jolly sage]

pairs

[tulip root]

Pog

[tulip root]

Why

[quiet horizon]

Flush because I only recently started playing the game better

[tulip root]

I've been maining flush since I started playing and uh

Got to purple stake on checkered deck

Still learning

But I think I'm not doing as bad as like two weeks ago

[jolly sage]

pairs are very easy to draw, and the chips scale fast enough if you have blue seals

[lyric vine]

pairs/ flush (ig only when its somewhat too late to switch jokers/play)

[quiet horizon]

Yeah flushes are pretty cool

[tulip root]

But Mr thos Moser, what will you do if you don't have blue seal,

[tulip root]

Haha yeah

[jolly sage]

runs like those are usually hand agnostic, so mix of pairs, high card, two pair, anything

[tulip root]

Yummy high card

[quiet horizon]

Reaching gold stake on Checkered deck probably ruined by chances at removing flush from my most played hand

[tulip root]

Why would you want to do such thing

[lyric vine]

best joker setup for round 2

[quiet horizon]

Hell yeah, got my highest score with it

[lyric vine]

mine was with a flush 💀

[tulip root]

Same

[lyric vine]

53m on ante 11

[quiet horizon]

I thought Checkered was broken
Then I realized flushes aren’t that good

[tulip root]

That's a high numbe

[lyric vine]

what does checkered deck do

[quiet horizon]

I got this one

[quiet horizon]

Start the game with only Hearts and Spades

[tulip root]

Have you naneinfed before

[quiet horizon]

Nope, not even came close

[tulip root]

But two of each card

[lyric vine]

so the entire game is hearts and spades 💀

[quiet horizon]

Right, probably should’ve specified

[quiet horizon]

Yes basically

[tulip root]

We're struggling to naneinf while doc is just speedrunning it

[quiet horizon]

So it’s free-flush deck

[lyric vine]

but flushes are bad and my luck was bad then, didnt get the last flush and lost there

[tulip root]

If you get +1 hand size you're guaranteed a flush

[quiet horizon]

He knows more about the game than the whole Discord combined most likely

[tulip root]

I envy that man

[quiet horizon]

And that’s why Paintbrush is my most purchased voucher

[tulip root]

Flushes are bad but I think they're cool

[lyric vine]

😳

[quiet horizon]

Practice makes perfect, but damn, that’s a lot of practice

[lyric vine]

!!!

[tulip root]

Yeah basically checkered deck has done irreversible damage to your profile

[tulip root]

Not that kind of flush

[quiet horizon]

Exactly

[tulip root]

I like that emoji

It's so uwu coded

[quiet horizon]

First time hearing this

[tulip root]

If you hang out with me on the regular you'd hear shit like this so often you wouldn't even notice it by the end of the month

[quiet horizon]

You sound fun to hang out with

[tulip root]

The game's been out for like, a year and a half

How much can a guy practice

To reach docs level

[quiet horizon]

Treat it like your job

[lyric vine]

are straights or flushes better

[tulip root]

Thanks i usually just eat at restaurants

[quiet horizon]

Flushes are easier to play but they scale worse

[tulip root]

Hopefully I'll make content creation my job

I'm about to balatro so hard even Jimbo will notice me

[tulip root]

I've heard this a lot now, but I don't know what that means

[quiet horizon]

I only play when I got nothing else to do

[tulip root]

Well I do but I don't know why it scales worse

[tulip root]

Why

It's fun to ignore responsibilities

[quiet horizon]

Low values

[quiet horizon]

I just don’t have that many, so I usually avoid them in other ways too

[tulip root]

Fuck flushes I'm just gonna switch to high card or whatever

[tulip root]

You're fun

[quiet horizon]

Good hand honestly

[tulip root]

You'd be the best balatro buddy

[lyric vine]

any tips to obtain bloodstone

[tulip root]

Uh

[lyric vine]

whats like the best deck

[quiet horizon]

Gimme a sec I don’t have a reaction image
I’ll go get it

[tulip root]

Get 30 heart cards?

[tulip root]

Most likely checkered since you wanna play flushes ig

[ashen night]

Hello guys , Is 2K9H9HN GOAT seed?

[tulip root]

Why would it be

[quiet horizon]

Plasma for high scores
Otherwise probably Ghost since special cards are really good

[lyric vine]

no like best deck to try and go for bloodstone

[tulip root]

What does it have

[tulip root]

Ah sorry I'm slow

[lyric vine]

hi slow 👋

[ashen night]

Ty

[tulip root]

The red Miku that's so good

[tulip root]

You're welcome buddy

[quiet horizon]

Yes

[tulip root]

I unironically like vocaloid what am I doing with my life

[quiet horizon]

What’s wrong with that

[tulip root]

Imagine coming up to potential bandmates and getting hit with the "so what music do you listen to?"

I'd be ruled out immediately

[quiet horizon]

If that’s the case then they’d just be terrible roommates

Judging others for music taste is just stupid

[tulip root]

While I appreciate the sentiment, I meant bandmates as in literally people you'd have in a band

[quiet horizon]

I read that as “roommates”

Oops (all sixes)

[tulip root]

Oops all sixes, pareidolia, parking thingy and the business card is just a printing machine

[warped notch]

hello

[tulip root]

Money printing machine

[tulip root]

Hello

Yo I've got two kittens sleeping in my lap how do I gently remove the targets

[quiet horizon]

Phase trough whatever you’re sitting on

[tulip root]

Would be ideal but sadly I'm still just a puny mortal being

So unless I get lucky I don't see how

[tulip root]

I, Jayden the thirdst, beat blue stake on checkered deck today

[tulip root]

Guess who had eternal pareidolia when the plant showed up

[quiet horizon]

I almost got my collection completed
Only 2 to go

[tulip root]

Based

[quiet horizon]

Eternal pareidolia is a death sentence if you’re unlucky

[tulip root]

Idk two of what you're missing but how you get there

[lyric vine]

!!!

[tulip root]

Hope* ffs

[lyric vine]

uh..

💀

[tulip root]

Poggy

[lyric vine]

im guilty of it

[tulip root]

Haha yeah

[quiet horizon]

Notice how i said 2 left when i’m missing 3?

[tulip root]

I'm not all that good at counting

So uh no

[lyric vine]

yeah

i thought it was a typo

so i left it aside 😭

[quiet horizon]

One of them is Hit The Road
Which will remain locked

[tulip root]

Why

[lyric vine]

what is it

[quiet horizon]

Gains X0.25 mult for every Jack discarded this round

[lyric vine]

Cash Out: $0

🔥

[quiet horizon]

It resets every blind

[lyric vine]

oh .

[tulip root]

Would be broken if it were permanent

[lyric vine]

isnt that just a worse campfire

[quiet horizon]

Absolutely

[lyric vine]

or is campfire better.

[quiet horizon]

Campfire is better

[lyric vine]

just need the tarot card generating jokers/vouchers

[quiet horizon]

Hit the road is bad
It scales fast if you have a good deck, but resetting every round makes it so much worse than it could’ve been

[lyric vine]

reset every round?!?

i thought ante

[quiet horizon]

Nope
Round

[lyric vine]

damn that sucks

that really sucks

[tulip root]

I see everyone fixing their deck to an absurd degree and I just don't know how

[quiet horizon]

I’ve never seen it used
Not even in a Roffle video

[lyric vine]

same 😭

[quiet horizon]

The power of Tarot Merchant+Tarot Tycoon

[lyric vine]

the rare joker i skip a blind for

[tulip root]

Tf is a tarot merchant or tarot tycoon

[lyric vine]

also why is the most common eternal joker ive seen was the egg joker 💀

[quiet horizon]

Good for high card spam

[flat osprey]

sorry for breathing the same air as you bro 😭

[lyric vine]

whatever its called

[quiet horizon]

More tarots vouchers

[tulip root]

Might as well pivot into high card

[lyric vine]

eternal.

🤷‍♂️

[quiet horizon]

Right
Less good

[quiet horizon]

I just got lucky in that one, usually the good tarots disappear right after you get good jokers

[lyric vine]

time to spam flushes for the first 3 ante

then go onto high cards

[tulip root]

Based

[quiet horizon]

Baron Run incoming trust

[tulip root]

I've had

1

1 baron run

1

[flat osprey]

(he's gonna pull a trib)

[tulip root]

Not even with the fucking mimic oh yea

[lyric vine]

welp pair.

that sucks

[quiet horizon]

I tried going for Baron yesterday
Instead I got Trib and Yorick

[flat osprey]

😭

[tulip root]

To be fair, it might have been difficult putting the pieces together

[lyric vine]

bruh pairs.

im discarding pairs at the start 😭

[quiet horizon]

Yorick ended up being sold for an Invisible

[flat osprey]

makes sense

[quiet horizon]

So this was the build

[tulip root]

Reading is a skill balatro players can't have the luxury of

[flat osprey]

best part abt half the legendary jokers is that theyre worth 3 rounds of egg

[tulip root]

Good golly

Wait wtf

[flat osprey]

a white tear ran down my pants

😢

[tulip root]

You have a negative ballot and still somehow taking up a slot?

[lyric vine]

riff raff as your first joker is kind of cool ngl

[quiet horizon]

Painted deck

[flat osprey]

mb chat ill stop

[tulip root]

That's certainly the truth

[tulip root]

Sometimes I go to sleep and have nightmares about it

Please someone love me

[quiet horizon]

I wanted to try Baron on it since +2 hand size
Didn’t work

[lyric vine]

literally the most frequent joker ive come across

[tulip root]

Get it

[flat osprey]

riff raff the kinda joker thats like a friend that likes going out impulsively

[tulip root]

For the funnies

[lyric vine]

i did once

i cant afford ancient 😭

[tulip root]

And then you have to slime it

[ornate fable]

That's not a joker, that's an aneurysm

[lyric vine]

got no clue how to use dusk

[flat osprey]

thats the saddest part of the run

[tulip root]

Truthfully so

Who up hanging they chad

[quiet horizon]

What’s the best joker setup you’ve ever had?

[tulip root]

Shit I think I had the screenshot

[flat osprey]

looks like that one the binding of isaac boss

[quiet horizon]

What boss is pure white light

[flat osprey]

the blue one

with yellow eyes

circle-y

[lyric vine]

pure chad ngl

getting hanged

[quiet horizon]

Delirium?

But it’s white

[tulip root]

Well uh I'll upload the screenshot later

[flat osprey]

hollon i saw it on a lazy mattman video

maybe it was modded

i might be trippin

[quiet horizon]

Haven’t watched him in a while

[flat osprey]

he's so funky i love him

[quiet horizon]

If it was a year ago I could tell you the effect of every item in the game

Now I kinda forgot

[flat osprey]

i barely know anything about the game i just like seeing the runs

like glitched crown is cool

[quiet horizon]

I went into the game by watching some runs knowing absolutely NOTHING
I slowly learned

[tulip root]

A brawl is surely brewing

[quiet horizon]

And also pretty broken

[flat osprey]

mmyes

[quiet horizon]

YOU’RE OFF!

[tulip root]

You're so cool

[flat osprey]

its delirium yes

[tulip root]

Flushes my beloved, you're gonna get the buff you deserve one day

[quiet horizon]

The boss that only has a percentage of spawning

[tulip root]

Or else localthunk will have to fight me

[quiet horizon]

Cuphead is so cool

[quiet horizon]

Extra +1 mult from Jupiter

[tulip root]

But you're cooler because you're the only one to catch on to what I meant

[tulip root]

You think that would be enough?

[quiet horizon]

No, that’s why I said it

[tulip root]

It just so happens I can't understand jokes that well

Pretend I laughed

Because if I had known

I would have

[quiet horizon]

It’s hard joking on text, I get that

[errant condor]

UNSEEDED

[quiet horizon]

HOLY

[tulip root]

Seeded

Someone's getting naneinf tonight

[quiet horizon]

Wait i’m gonna get my run

[errant condor]

:)

[tulip root]

Uhhhh seeded

[quiet horizon]

This was my best Trib run

[tulip root]

I can clearly see the seed

[errant condor]

😡😡

[tulip root]

IM JOKING IMSORRYRKAPP 😭😭

[errant condor]

;o i dont have antimatter yet

[flat osprey]

SEEDED IT HAS A SEED

[flat osprey]

cloud 9 think he part of the team 😭

[quiet horizon]

Getting antimatter is one of the best feelings

[errant condor]

i got blank in ante 9 😭

[quiet horizon]

It gives me money trough temperance

[errant condor]

im at ante 16 now

[flat osprey]

yes

[flat osprey]

whats your high end score

[errant condor]

uhh i dont have all red seals yet

[quiet horizon]

Well now I’ll be on my way to make a hole in a wall hoping the dust doesn’t go on my hair because washing dyed hair is a pain in the ass

[flat osprey]

good luck

[errant condor]

bro on ante 7 i opened a regular standard pack and got a polychrome jack 🙏

[winter plume]

I fucking suck at mario paint

[errant condor]

money tree ;o

[flat osprey]

mario paint?

[quiet horizon]

Why can’t I send gifs

[flat osprey]

same thing i wondered like 5 minutes ago

[errant condor]

max score rn ( dont ask how i turned a messy deck into this so fast )

[tulip root]

Driving in my car

Right after a beer

[quiet horizon]

Hey that bump

[errant condor]

GET OUTTT 🔥🗣️

[flat osprey]

hey that bump

[quiet horizon]

Is shaped like a deer

[tulip root]

How did you turn a messy deck into that so fast?

[quiet horizon]

Deltarune is really cool

[errant condor]

im gonna do unspeakable things to you 👿

[flat osprey]

did yall do the 10 year anniversary thing

[quiet horizon]

Yes

[tulip root]

I love all things related to Undertale/deltarune

[flat osprey]

i forgor 💔

[quiet horizon]

Roaring Fraud

[tulip root]

Dude got into cahoots with Kris and lost purposefully, I know for a fact

[quiet horizon]

Oh yeah he definitely did

[errant condor]

lucky cards givin me all da money 🤑

[quiet horizon]

Kris was doing NO damage in that fight

Less than fucking Ralsei

[tulip root]

Mine don't do anything

[errant condor]

cooked

[quiet horizon]

Money shots 🔥

[tulip root]

Every attack targeted towards ralsei literally destroys him

See the jevil fight for example

[errant condor]

NOOO I GOT INVISIBLE JOKER BUT I HAVE MAX SLOTS 😭😭

[tulip root]

Sell one

[errant condor]

but i have 2 blueprint one sock and 2 triboulets-

[flat osprey]

6/5 joker slots

[quiet horizon]

Ralsei is just a healer he does not tank shit

[errant condor]

🙏

[tulip root]

Which is why everyone downs him first 😭😭

[flat osprey]

i just spam all the highest def shit on ralsei

[tulip root]

shayy is the greatest bro I love them

[quiet horizon]

Knight is especially bad, since every attack one shots him

[tulip root]

I just let him die

[quiet horizon]

Who?
-# I can’t read, i’m an Undertale fan!

[errant condor]

i havent played deltarune so idk what u guys are talking about :D

[flat osprey]

i wasnt familiar with your game original gangster

[tulip root]

Ain't that the same for everyone

[quiet horizon]

Not unless you have the ShadowMantle

[tulip root]

Tf is he gonna do anyway

[tulip root]

Yeah I uh

I forgor

[flat osprey]

be a good boy? idk

[sage sedge]

Would there be a way to play modded balatro on mobile without my phone/tablet exploding

[tulip root]

I can do that on my own

[quiet horizon]

Extra turn, he can use items

[tulip root]

Get a better one

[flat osprey]

he can hug you occasionally

[sage sedge]

I ment like without it going bad

[tulip root]

Get a better one

If your phone can die just from running a mod, you're cooked either way

[flat osprey]

your phone will combust if it runs 3 seconds of cryptid

[quiet horizon]

*Ralsei became a pile of fluff

Not anymore

[sage sedge]

I wasn’t being serious

[north pebble]

just like trading card is how it works

[tulip root]

I was

[quiet horizon]

Wait I was supposed to leave

Damn it I got distracted

[tulip root]

Dont

You're fun don't leave

[flat osprey]

god forbid someone have a fun conversation

[quiet horizon]

I have to make a hole in a wall

[tulip root]

Make it fast so you can be back in seconds

Just punch through it

[flat osprey]

hole with one hand type with other

[quiet horizon]

I need hammer and the other pointy thing

[tulip root]

Boring a hole has got to be one of my favorite activities

[quiet horizon]

Ow

[tulip root]

Moneeeh

[tulip root]

Is bro hurt

[flat osprey]

bro tried to punch the wall

[quiet horizon]

Not now

I will be if I punch the wall

[lyric vine]

WOO!

[winter plume]

Death by Nike

[lyric vine]

ey nice

[flat osprey]

😭

[errant condor]

i think ur late

[flat osprey]

roaring knight looks goated because its sponsored by nike

[lyric vine]

how do you do flush fives 💀

[lyric vine]

yeah

😭

[quiet horizon]

5 of the same rank and suit

[lyric vine]

well yeah

[tulip root]

If you showed 4 year old monolingual me a sentence like this and told me it would make sense, I wouldn't believe you

[lyric vine]

but like how do you get a full deck of kings/queens

[flat osprey]

dna, cryptid, death, hanged man

[quiet horizon]

A lot of deaths and hung men

[flat osprey]

etc

[errant condor]

open all of the arcana packs and spectral packs

[tulip root]

Seed your run

[flat osprey]

HUNG MEN ?

[tulip root]

What a shame

[flat osprey]

what the roffle

[errant condor]

chat am i cooked for not getting antimatter

[tulip root]

It's a seeded run anyway so uh idk

[lyric vine]

i really love retcon

[flat osprey]

genuinely playing hard to get

[quiet horizon]

Yes
A lot of deaths and hung men

[errant condor]

😡😡

[tulip root]

God I love heart suit so much

It's genuinely so nice

[flat osprey]

stares at the triggers drooling and hunched over

[quiet horizon]

Among us

[errant condor]

btw this couldve been a baron run aswell but i saw sock and buskin and sold baron 🙏

[tulip root]

Tf is the abstract doing

[quiet horizon]

Natural negative

[tulip root]

Why

[quiet horizon]

Temperance

[flat osprey]

the abstract is for that +21 mult

its needed

[tulip root]

How do people force negativity onto their buffoons

[lyric vine]

23 cards in deck

[quiet horizon]

Absolutely bro

[lyric vine]

no wonder

[quiet horizon]

Just wait until you get it

[flat osprey]

you can pseudo-force it

with hone

[quiet horizon]

The tarot vouchers are super useful

[quiet horizon]

Hone only affects Foil, Holo and Poly

[flat osprey]

wait fr?

[tulip root]

I haven't gotten naturally negative comedians for like a while now

[quiet horizon]

Yes

[quiet horizon]

I mean if you reroll enough you’ll get them

[tulip root]

I will become poor

[quiet horizon]

Then
Make money first

[tulip root]

Someone got automoded

[errant condor]

i didnt

[tulip root]

I have not the power to restrict myself

[errant condor]

i deleted it myself

[tulip root]

Yes you did

[lyric vine]

negative bean 🤔

[tulip root]

No you didnt

[quiet horizon]

Negative Troubadour

[lyric vine]

also what happens if you use up the 5

[errant condor]

peak ragebait

[flat osprey]

after a long 20 second read thats crazy

[lyric vine]

ik that, if you had bean

[tulip root]

uwu

[forest wagon]

it goes away

[lyric vine]

thatsi t?

it just poofs?

[forest wagon]

yes

[flat osprey]

yes

[quiet horizon]

Bean would’ve carried me for like 2 more Antes

[flat osprey]

like any other food joker

[lyric vine]

what makes it good 💀

[flat osprey]

its temporary cool value

like if you need 5 whole hand size

[tulip root]

I never noticed the fact that they were all food

Except for the bananner which is obviously a device

[lyric vine]

its pretty good if you used like 4 ectoplasms.

is ectoplasm good.

[flat osprey]

i hope that tone was sarcasmly

[errant condor]

im so desperate for antimatter rn i would use a voucher tag

[flat osprey]

its good if you dont run out of hand size or dont need it

[lyric vine]

example of if you dont need it?

[errant condor]

OH WAIT YEA ECTO

[flat osprey]

idk you have like 65 negative stencils in your joker slots

[tulip root]

Is perkeo godo

Oogos

Godo

Godo

Good

[flat osprey]

nah ma

[errant condor]

bro when he sees negative eter joker stencil

[tulip root]

Do I sell it

I've barely even gotten shit from the store anyway

[errant condor]

yea sell it especially if ur seed is not seeded

[tulip root]

But it is

[flat osprey]

maybe speculative perkeo?

bruh

[tulip root]

The fuck is that

[flat osprey]

keep it and win the run ggwp

[tulip root]

Why did my tv turn off

[lyric vine]

can you just do this with checkered deck 💀

[tulip root]

K then

[tulip root]

Kinda

[flat osprey]

kendrick lamar was playing

[tulip root]

It's easier

[tulip root]

I don't like that guy

[lyric vine]

a lot easier no?

[tulip root]

He swears a lot

[tulip root]

Maybe

[lyric vine]

from 13 to 26 cards done.

[tulip root]

Try it

[lyric vine]

is this sarcasm or is there a twist im not aware 💀

[lucid pond]

Even if you don't use perkeo for perkeoing it's still a brilliant Econ joker or am I being blind to some obvious trolling

[errant condor]

no trib or idol run is good without lucky polychrome red seal retriggers

[flat osprey]

best part about perkeo is that it sells for 10$

[lyric vine]

wait i dont even have it

[tulip root]

I genuinely don't know, I'd assume it's just like two Suns away from getting you the bloodstone

[lyric vine]

checkered

[flat osprey]

yeah good game design

[tulip root]

Get it

[lyric vine]

how do you get it 💀

which stake

[sage sedge]

What has been the biggest ante someones gotten too

[tulip root]

Win a run with black deck

[tulip root]

Like

[lyric vine]

oh.

[tulip root]

More than 12

[tulip root]

It's easy

[flat osprey]

like above 8

[lyric vine]

should i go for blue stake or go for bloodstone

[lucid pond]

Atleast12.jpeg

[lyric vine]

😭

[sage sedge]

The farthest i got i think is 14

[tulip root]

Bloodstone

It's good

[flat osprey]

14 is goated

[tulip root]

Get it or suffer the consequences

[lyric vine]

black white stake 🔥

[tulip root]

Yes that's easy

[sage sedge]

All thanks to ghost deck

[tulip root]

Is plasma deck any good

[flat osprey]

now i want to gamble and start a run

[sage sedge]

Meh

[flat osprey]

ffs

[tulip root]

Do I discard it

[flat osprey]

eh not really the blind sizes are a lot bigger

[sage sedge]

You can’t

[flat osprey]

id say blue deck is better because it gives you more hands to play

[tulip root]

Why not

[sage sedge]

Sure yeah but its pretty basic

[sage sedge]

Its a deck you have it forever

[tulip root]

I don't want it

It's meh

[flat osprey]

can you hangman the plasma deck

[errant condor]

guys if next ante doesnt have antimatter i am cooked

[tulip root]

Skill issue with all due respect

[sage sedge]

Then switch decks

[tulip root]

I don't want to

I'm good on plasma deck thanks

[sage sedge]

Sigma

[flat osprey]

bro got a problem he wants to have 💀

[tulip root]

At this point I'm just farming lethal enemies here

[forest wagon]

like a thousand

[tulip root]

Bro got automoded

[sage sedge]

Liesssss

[errant condor]

peak ragebait

[sage sedge]

No way

[flat osprey]

i didnt even see that

[forest wagon]

truths

[lucid pond]

Yeah big true

I seent it

[tulip root]

Should introduce my friend to the game

[sage sedge]

I was there too

[forest wagon]

ante 39 ofc legit because thats the number limit

[tulip root]

That's actually the limit?

[flat osprey]

like atp u need to measure with es

[forest wagon]

yes

[lyric vine]

can i get away with playing flushes on white stake

[forest wagon]

but people have gotten higher with glitches

[flat osprey]

yes

[errant condor]

NO FREAKING WAY

[sage sedge]

Congrats

[tulip root]

Porg

[sage sedge]

Im Off to break the game now

[tulip root]

What does antimatter do

[flat osprey]

getting dr bones would be a fun idea

[tulip root]

Dr 😭😭

[hazy condor]

+1 joker slot

[flat osprey]

sybau 😭 🥀 💔

im sleep deprived

[tulip root]

Didn't you like, lose all stat privileges when seeding a run

[hazy condor]

Shh

[sage sedge]

Idk haven’t tried it yet

[tulip root]

Should we?

Bruh I deadass got brainstorm shop 1

[errant condor]

seeded

[lyric vine]

that happened to me

😭

[tulip root]

I told you not to tell anyone

[lyric vine]

white stake so easy what

[flat osprey]

should i try to get c++

[lyric vine]

it looks like a literal joke

[errant condor]

noooo doctor bones didnt save me :(

[tulip root]

Indeed, once you get used to higher stakes it feels so easy

Doctor

[errant condor]

rAaaAaahHAHhaHAH

[tulip root]

@flat osprey we've established a new name for the bone guy

[errant condor]

JU97MDG5 if anyone wants to play