🎙・server-chat

[rotund herald]

And it only takes 58 million

[polar hill]

if you can clear it without the x3 it should be fine

[rotund herald]

I'll risk it
Even if it's a dusk strat

[smoky prawn]

i love balatro

[polar hill]

the issue is if the invisible joker lands on something like DNA because that won't help you much

[smoky prawn]

balatro is a good game

[rotund herald]

That's true
But yk

Gambling

:D

[polar hill]

gambling!

[rotund herald]

Alr I'll do it
I hope mouth doesn't fuck me up

[polar hill]

good luck

[rotund herald]

Yep

YES
I HIT FLUSH FIVE TWICE

Invis copied the 6s btw

[bitter junco]

My gambling addiction is healthy compared to others

I don't need help

[rotund herald]

Trust

[rapid hill]

Good 👍

[rotund herald]

@polar hill I have another predicament
I rolled brainstorm

Now I can probably safely sell 6s I think

But like you said if it copies dna that'll suck

[polar hill]

1/5 chance you lose the lottery

[rotund herald]

True

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take 🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥

[polar hill]

true

[rotund herald]

Okay I'll risk it

[polar hill]

how much base mult do you have

[rotund herald]

I hit e16 last round

Uhh lemme check

[rotund herald]

46

Not horrible ig

@polar hill you there?

[bitter junco]

put all on red

[rotund herald]

That's why I'm asking them 😭😭

[bitter junco]

wrong game oof

[bitter junco]

put all on red?

[rotund herald]

Red = Mult

Think about it

[bitter junco]

damn

[bitter junco]

never got past 8/8 ante

[rotund herald]

You'll get there I believe in you

[bitter junco]

thanks bro

[rotund herald]

Alr they're not responding imma risk it

[bitter junco]

true

there's no fun while going no risk

[polar hill]

my apologies, my browser randomly crashed

[rotund herald]

Oh alr

I took it lol

[polar hill]

good gamble

[polar hill]

i got logged out of everything randomly after it crashed so i gotta log back into a couple things

[rotund herald]

Well, fuck.

Duplicated dna

Let's hope I get antimatter next ante

[bitter junco]

welp

[rotund herald]

I'm gonna uninstall this fucking game

I lost not because of score

But because my dumbass forgot to move the triboulet to the left

WHY AM I SO DUMB

Btw the seed's crazy I got triboulet in ante 3 I think

[celest walrus]

I finally got Chicot

I didn't know why they adored him

Now I fully understand everything

[latent hemlock]

What the hell just happened

I just had this shop 2 times in a row

I rerolled and nothing changed

Is it a sign?

Damnit

It was

[torpid trout]

Yeah but I decided to play it safe because I had been playing risky and getting burnt because of it

[torpid trout]

Win + prtscr

[umbral vector]

Blueprint 🙏🏻

Blueprint round 1

[latent hemlock]

I lost

I hate black deck

[hazy condor]

Hello again friends

[slender oasis]

thank you random citizen

[rapid hill]

Hello hello

[uneven edge]

gold joker is the move here

blueprint just kills you tbh

[umbral vector]

I got photography after that round.

So I won

[torpid trout]

Win + prtscr

[latent hemlock]

It is glitched for me fsr, shows wrong screen

So no

[ocean hemlock]

whats the best joker arrangement here?

[rapid hill]

You have the best arrangement so its good

[neat vine]

The plant...

I defeated the plant...

NO

98k CHIPS

VERDANT LEAF

i was at ante 8 😭

[proud ferry]

im pretty sure you have the best one

[wanton steeple]

Down to the last 20 jokers for c++

[crisp swan]

guys does anyone have black deck tips

trying to gold stake everything and i’m getting kentucky fried on red stake black deck 😭

[rapid hill]

The original star walker 🤣🤣

[rapid hill]

Goodluck on that

[crisp swan]

i am the original

. starwalker

[rapid hill]

But he said he is original starwalker ☹️ then who is it ?

[arctic dust]

jimbo

[restive swallow]

may i offer you an egg in these tryin times

[arctic dust]

Maybe just me, but I'd take it for Temp value and Swashbuckler

[umbral vector]

Egg

[still gorge]

[umbral vector]

Oh shit I love this game

Egg

[mortal lichen]

what's left?

[wanton steeple]

showman, bean, two pair mult joker (forgor the name)

i got a few

bean is the biggest pain right now

because it's a joker that expires

I think it's the last expiring joker

[mortal lichen]

yeah, it being food and uncommon is not a nice combo for gold stickering

anaglyph farming might be good for that especially if you can combine negative and uncommon tags

that or let it expire as perishable

[urban shale]

this is so stupid

[ocean hemlock]

had one with a swashbuckler and brainstorm early game

[tight hearth]

yo guys

@next ice is a scammer can yall ban this guy

[wanton steeple]

Probably my best bet

Mostly been playing abandoned now

Since it's easy to setup 4ok builde

[runic mica]

steam is down?

[slender oasis]

shouldn't be

its not Tuesday

[wanton steeple]

Might been server maintenance related I went down for a couple minutes

Could be related to the new store UI maybe stuff still being pushed out and causing hiccups rn

[opaque shard]

Egg

[slim junco]

Banger

[hot pike]

you guys know who to vote

[slim junco]

Thats crazy

The tribe can easily be free x2 mult

Campire is amazing as well

[hot pike]

it's not a matter of greatness its a matter of taste

also tribe deserve if it was about which rare is better

[jolly talon]

Frieren once again!!

Also yea campfire is pretty lit

The only thing holding it back it is the need for econ and having a slot open

[slim junco]

Hello

I do talk here often

[slim junco]

But stuntman is like poopman

-2 hand size is so stinky

I would only take it really really early in the run, if I'm on plasma playing pairs or I'm desperate

[hot pike]

it makes you play the meta hand types which is high card and pairs and 250 is enough for the whole run

[jolly talon]

Amazing how the real frieren plays balatro

What is your favorite jonkler

[hot pike]

you'll never guess what my favorite is

[olive ferry]

Is it eight ball

[hot pike]

close my favorite joker has 8 letters :D

[jolly talon]

Mischievous joker

[olive ferry]

Ohhh is it campfire

[hot pike]

very close! my fav joker is also a rare!(it deserves to be legendary though)

[olive ferry]

Oh i got it
Its wee joker

Rare, eight letters

[slim junco]

I like all jimbos equally

[hot pike]

not quite there! my fav joker also is based on chips

[jolly talon]

They are not all equal.

[olive ferry]

Well im stumped I have no idea /shrug

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[slim junco]

uh probably trading card

[hot pike]

the answer was..... STUNTMAN

[olive ferry]

Huh... What kinda mod is that

[slim junco]

it gives me money and deck building

as I'm a fan of small decks, trading card is a friend

[frank terrace]

ah... choices choices

[oak patrol]

What if they made a joker called the gay joker

And it was le dank

[zenith wadi]

Lol

[primal torrent]

Question

Is there a seed without any jokers

(except the packs)

[slim junco]

I could imagine it working around straights

Gains idk

Every time you upgrade any of the straights

But never play them

[neat vine]

for every hand if a straight isn't played gain 3x mult resets if a straight is played

[slim junco]

Or could be literally

"Play a straight that contains, a heart, a club, a spade and a diamond"

Multicolored

[small kelp]

[mighty hazel]

jimbo

[slim junco]

+4 mult for every hand containing a pair of the same suit

[olive ferry]

+.05x mult for every dollar in debt

[mighty hazel]

having money removes your mult sounds good

[olive ferry]

There has been a misunderstanding

😭😭😭

[mighty hazel]

and maybe a "small joker" which is like a kid that for every card you play you gain 1 mult but 1 dollar less

real

[mighty hazel]

no

ngl actually that combo seems good and balanced

[olive ferry]

Gains 0.5x mult for every dollar in debt
Currently 1x mult
Something like that

[mighty hazel]

i think 0.05x is good

wait no i mean

it seems good

there needs to be a spending spree joker

that gains mult per dollar spent

[wicked mirage]

reroll joker ?

[olive ferry]

Max -20 dollar debt would be a x2 mult

Maybe 0.1x so max would be x3

x3

Hold on maybe Im dumb

[bitter quartz]

Can you imagine that in a future update they will add incredible gassy?

[olive ferry]

No im right

[mighty hazel]

not good enough

gains +2 per reroll and reroll get expensive very quick

[wicked mirage]

there are synergies

and you reroll anyways

[mighty hazel]

i forgot how it was the sum in factorial

[wicked mirage]

not like dagger where its a specific action

[mighty hazel]

yeah but only +2 mult is a bit eh

could be like +1 mult per 5 spent

or maybe a synergy with reroll joker

[uncut quiver]

how do steam trading cards work?

[mighty hazel]

like 0.1x mult per 5 or something

[mighty hazel]

i remember its mostly to gain like medals by having all of them

but you can also sell them

[slim junco]

Chicken butt

[chilly leaf]

Basically, collecting each card for a game will allow you to craft a badge, earning you experience which can increase your Steam level. Your steam level allows you to customize your profile, adding backgrounds, adding "showcases" which make it easier to show off what things you've accomplished (like achievements). It also increases the max size of your friends list.

Basically, if you're super into Steam and you like using the social aspects of it, your steam level gives you more control in that area. If you don't care about your profile or your friends list, the cards are just free money (you can sell them on the marketplace).

[uncut quiver]

free money

[mighty hazel]

real

[uncut quiver]

but is a little bit of money

[mighty hazel]

what is that csgo clone

[blissful geode]

Just got my second win in balatro

Seed was peak, skip the first blind and you’ll get free foil brainstorm

[blissful geode]

And 4 aces on first hand on second blind

[mighty hazel]

peak

what was the build

[blissful geode]

Let me see rq i have the run on rn

[mighty hazel]

i bet photograph is there...

[blissful geode]

Nope

[mighty hazel]

hmmm

[blissful geode]

Not even a face card joker there

[mighty hazel]

fire

[blissful geode]

ts was the build

[mighty hazel]

nice actually

[blissful geode]

splash secretly goated joker

[pastel hornet]

Hehe -1 discard

[mighty hazel]

the

[blissful geode]

i got lucky

[blissful geode]

how

[mighty hazel]

probably sold the +1 discard joker since it removes 1 discard when you do

hmm

[pastel hornet]

I discarded till I died and it gave me this

[mighty hazel]

6/6 jokers

funny

[bright scarab]

What in the hell? 😮

[blissful geode]

any opinions?

[mighty hazel]

naneinf momet

[mighty hazel]

fire

soon you'll reach the e numbers

[blissful geode]

now ill try the black deck

is that the most difficult deck?

the black one

[blissful geode]

i wish

im praying 4 that

[rapid hill]

Yeah it is

[blissful geode]

I MEANT THE DECK BRO

[pastel hornet]

yes; though I found after playing the black deck over and over it helped me with other decks

[blissful geode]

I love black deck

more jokers for me

[rapid hill]

I know 🤣🤣

[pastel hornet]

i rather have hands than jokes you know?

I say with a skibbidy toilet pfp

[neat vine]

i rather have money

green deck 🤑

[pastel hornet]

yellow deck for teh moni

[mighty hazel]

the other day i won with obelisk7

was peak

first time

[pastel hornet]

infin riff raff

[mighty hazel]

i was struggling ok

it was good with the knife and gave me the egg

[pastel hornet]

you made it thats all that matters

[mighty hazel]

truth

[pastel hornet]

obelisk 99% of the time is stinky poo poo but when you have a build for it its kind of attractive

[mighty hazel]

truth 🔔✅

at least we have now gold stake at 2 decks

other decks soon™

[pastel hornet]

real I'm working on trying to get gold on every deck on mobile and pc 😭

[mighty hazel]

which should i use for c++, the double tag one for negatives or balanced deck

ngl negatives are the best always getting me jokers in gold sticker so i dont have to use them anymore

[blissful geode]

which are the last three planet cards? does anybody knows?

[pastel hornet]

anagliph my beloved

[mighty hazel]

its a secret

[blissful geode]

😭

[mighty hazel]

i never searched them up i wanted to see what they were

made the achievement more special

[pastel hornet]

you have gold stake but not the other planets?!?!?

😭

[mighty hazel]

steak

[pastel hornet]

L;EAVE ME ALONE

[blissful geode]

steak

[mighty hazel]

im pretty sure a gold steak would hurt to eat

[blissful geode]

it must be delicious

[mighty hazel]

i have them

i am a flush enthusiast though

bless the flush

[pastel hornet]

gold steak for the people that like to spend 600 dollars for some guy to sprinkle flakes on their meal

[wicked mirage]

dont spoil

[mighty hazel]

sorry oomf

[pastel hornet]

lol

[mighty hazel]

thats why i am not saying the hidden planets people need to not be spoiled

what 2000 hours of balatro does to a man

all unlocked at least

[pastel hornet]

2000 HOURS?

[mighty hazel]

im joking

no idea how much hours i played

[pastel hornet]

plausable

[mighty hazel]

like 156 hours says xbox

[pastel hornet]

my phone doesnt track hours so I have whatever I got on steam plus

whatever of my life i've wasted on mobile

[mighty hazel]

real

[blissful geode]

i forgot how to think

[mighty hazel]

epic

[pastel hornet]

t w i n s . . .

[blissful geode]

"creates a copy of a random joker, destroys all other jokers" i only have the greedy joker

[mighty hazel]

if the other spectral was bad its worth it

you can sell it at least

any money at early game is good

me getting early blueprint with only 3 gold 💔

[blissful geode]

How funny i got the debuff for all the diamonds boss blind

[pastel hornet]

reading is kind of offensive I say, before reading what the thing does, and screwing myself to the boss blind

[blissful geode]

a real balatro player does not know how to read

[pastel hornet]

real I fear

[blissful geode]

i always skip the small blind on the first ante

[mighty hazel]

jimbo watching me with the play only one hand blind when i play high card accidentally: 💔

[pastel hornet]

I only skip it if its worth skipping or I got a good feeling about it

[mighty hazel]

dna trolling

[pastel hornet]

getting a random rare and its like an infinite ass joker

[mighty hazel]

real

balatro is life balatro is love

[blissful geode]

Obelisc sucks

[mighty hazel]

i love the funny spanish memes

thank god im mexican and know spanish

[pastel hornet]

she ob on my lisk till I mult

[mighty hazel]

🔥

[blissful geode]

i love you misprint

[mighty hazel]

misprint is peak

[pastel hornet]

can somebody translate all this for me, im white

[mighty hazel]

has anyone ever accidentally redone a stake

[mighty hazel]

i've beaten orange by not switching it to gold too many times 😭

[pastel hornet]

a big miss stake

[mighty hazel]

for the [blind] you dont need to be scared you have to give respect it

kinda of

[slim junco]

spoilers

|| theyre found with special hands ||

[blissful geode]

es q es facil la planta

[mighty hazel]

real

[blissful geode]

half joker secretly goated card

[slim junco]

|| 5 of a kind, same suit house, 5 of a kind and suit ||

[blissful geode]

i love you

[mighty hazel]

shhh

smh

[slim junco]

how do you guys even manage to play fucking pluto

im stuck on just flush builds

with photograph

[mighty hazel]

same

[slim junco]

and yet you guys somehow manage to play just one single card

[blissful geode]

just get splash and touch any card

[slim junco]

IN FACT

IM CONFUSED

ON HOW THE HECK YOU GUYS EVEN MAKE A DECK CONSISTING OF JUST KINGS

[blissful geode]

i do that whenever i get my goat splash

[slim junco]

WHERE ON GODS GREEN EARTH DID YOU GET 60 IDENTICAL KING OF CLUBS, STEELED AND RED SEALED

[mighty hazel]

😭

[slim junco]

only 507?

[mighty hazel]

its actually easier than you think

i've done it before

[vernal tartan]

Try a run with a tarot generating joker when you get the chance

[slim junco]

i went from maining pairs

[mighty hazel]

btw i love hearts

[slim junco]

to flush

and now im attempting to main high card

[slim junco]

checkered deck my beloved

i dont understand how you mfs play plasma

[slim junco]

its a nice bonus

but the doubled chip requirement is crazy

[slim junco]

so we are the same type of man

[mighty hazel]

hanging chad peak

maybe

[slim junco]

burning joker my beloved

[vernal tartan]

Try it out ig it’s the easiest deck on low stake

[slim junco]

ngl

[slim junco]

i tried

[mighty hazel]

what about the tarots

[slim junco]

i died immediately

[vernal tartan]

Go for chip jokers

[slim junco]

i have so much success with checkered instead

[vernal tartan]

Minmax chip

[mighty hazel]

hmm did it send

nope

[slim junco]

im a literal gambling addict

double the money, all on wheel

[mighty hazel]

real

[slim junco]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[mighty hazel]

fool and emperor creating infinite cards 🔥

[blissful geode]

WOAH

I JUST GOT PERKEO

[slim junco]

BRUH

[mighty hazel]

omg perkeo

peak

[rapid hill]

50/50

[slim junco]

HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN GET LEGENDARY JOKERS

[blissful geode]

ON A ARCANA PACK

[slim junco]

IVE ONLY GOTTEN THEM ONCE

[mighty hazel]

believe

and get a good seed

[blissful geode]

Faith

[mighty hazel]

i play to jimbo every day

[rapid hill]

ITS A FUCKING RAW LUCK

[mighty hazel]

everyday i jimbo all day

i love jimbo

[slim junco]

im watching streamers pull a fucking negative blueprint out of their ass

an all natural one

as well

how is that even possible

[mighty hazel]

balatro is love balatro is life

[halcyon flame]

whats your playtime

[mighty hazel]

streamer luck

[slim junco]

oh wait good point

its only 100

[halcyon flame]

hours?

[slim junco]

yeah

[halcyon flame]

oh shit wait your luck is genuinely ass

[slim junco]

DAMN

[mighty hazel]

yep

[rapid hill]

They searched somewhere deep in the pocket

[slim junco]

GET OU-

[halcyon flame]

just had to check

[mighty hazel]

i have 156 and i have unlocked every joker man

unlucky

you're full of

[slim junco]

I NEED TO GAMBLE HARDER

[ionic depot]

I saw this meme on Reddit, but it got me thinking

Has anyone had this issue before

[rapid hill]

How can I check on mobile how much I spent time on the game ?

[mighty hazel]

nothing ever happens im all in

[halcyon flame]

my playtime is 250 and ive gotten 29 legendaries

[slim junco]

just use the pirate joker

that gives mult with joker prices

[mighty hazel]

AHJSHDAJHDAJ

[slim junco]

amazing play

[halcyon flame]

temperance money

[ionic depot]

it’s not my run guys 😭

[mighty hazel]

kinda

[slim junco]

the wrath of jimbo

[mighty hazel]

i prefer gift joker

gives better temperance

[vernal tartan]

Surprisingly common

[ionic depot]

Scary

[slim junco]

LOOK AT TS

100 HOURS

AND ITS JUST PERKEO STARING INTO MY SOUL

[halcyon flame]

bro how is your luck that bad 😭

[ionic depot]

I never thought it’d be possible, but I won a game with yorick

[slim junco]

AS THE OTHERS ARE STILL LOCKED IN HELL

NO I DIDNT GET PERKEO MULTIPLE TIMES, IVE GOTTEN HIM ONLY ONCE

[rapid hill]

AGAIN IM ASKING HOW CAN I CHECK THE TIME

[halcyon flame]

yorick is op how is that not possible

[slim junco]

jimbo must hate me

[ionic depot]

I usually get very unlucky with yorick

[rapid hill]

Yes your luck Is ass

[ionic depot]

I guess he’s good with mystic summit

[mighty hazel]

why do i feel perkeo is the first joker almost everyone unlocks

[ionic depot]

Long story short, I accidentally unlocked everything (they really need to have a reverse button without deleting all your data)

[halcyon flame]

dude ive played for 250 hours and ive opened 29 souls my drop rate is unironically more than 10x that of yours

[mighty hazel]

legendary i mean

[ionic depot]

And I’ve been STUCK ON 15 MINUTE CITY HOW DO YOU BEAT IT

[halcyon flame]

i think my first was actually canio

[mighty hazel]

damn

[slim junco]

jimbo better be giving me every single soul card in existence

in the next hour

[ionic depot]

My first was Yorick and I actually raged lol

[halcyon flame]

why would you rage

[ionic depot]

I wanted Perkeo

But I got everyone but

[halcyon flame]

imho yorick is actually better than perkeo for most runs

[slim junco]

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT PERKEO DID

[ionic depot]

I actually agree

[halcyon flame]

non-endless runs

[slim junco]

I LITERALLY JUST LOST THE RUN RIGHT AFTER

[mighty hazel]

yorick is actualy op

[halcyon flame]

perkeos fun dont get me wrong

but yorick just wins the run instantly

[mighty hazel]

i won my first gold stake with yorick

[ionic depot]

After I won the game I went, “I misjudged you”

“Perhaps I judged you too harshly”

[mighty hazel]

perkeo is much more needed for endless

[ionic depot]

I asked my boyfriend which of the 5 legendary jokers is best
He says either Triboulet or Chicot
Discuss

[halcyon flame]

my favorite part of perkeo was when he said "its perkin time" and he perked all over the place

[mighty hazel]

chicot 😆

[ionic depot]

Canio is good if you have hangman

[slim junco]

my favorite part of the tutorial where jimbo said its jimbing time and jimbed all over the deck

[ionic depot]

Canon event

[mighty hazel]

i hate canio

[ionic depot]

Come to think of it, I should try and hope for Canio and Perkeo
If I get lucky with hangman cards, you can get pretty far

[mighty hazel]

i need to play mods someday

[ionic depot]

But that’s just me

[slim junco]

who wants to make a silly mod with me

[mighty hazel]

i use the xbox version so i cant add mods

[slim junco]

thats just internet cats

[mighty hazel]

rip

[mighty hazel]

me (ow)

[velvet tinsel]

Prob trib doesn’t need much to get going

[slim junco]

GET O

[ionic depot]

Good point

[mighty hazel]

cat idea: keyboard cat

[ionic depot]

Ok someone please answer this question
Why the hell is it called Gros Michel and why is it a banana

[mighty hazel]

and it should do the classic sound and give a random mult from 1 to 10x

[halcyon flame]

trib just needs a minor amount of deckfixing and its automatic 32x base mult

[ionic depot]

I’ve never understood that

[halcyon flame]

gros michel is a type of banan

[velvet tinsel]

Gros Michel is a type of bananan

[halcyon flame]

theres pretty cool lore about it

[mighty hazel]

Gris Michel my goat

[ionic depot]

Me rn

[mighty hazel]

fool

[sturdy tangle]

🃏

[mighty hazel]

ngl i love the ideas this game has

[halcyon flame]

fun fact gros michel is actually tied to the downfall of several central american governments

[ionic depot]

I’m not a banana enthusiast
But what I do know is we share 97% of our DNA with bananas

[mighty hazel]

its so good

[ionic depot]

Maybe the real gros michel was the friends we made along the way

[mighty hazel]

i love games with such niche references like balatro

[velvet tinsel]

No I didn’t…. 🤫

[ionic depot]

Nah that was cavendish I saw the whole thing

[mighty hazel]

at first its curious then when you know it, its fun

[ionic depot]

I posted this on the fan art chat but u kinda want your guys’ opinions on these 4 jokers I designed for the 4 seasons

[mighty hazel]

nice

[ionic depot]

Need help naming them
I have demo names, but idk for sure

[mighty hazel]

just do it on latin

[ionic depot]

A fellow google translate name user I see

[halcyon flame]

caught red handed

[ionic depot]

Use google translate for any character you make

Latin isn’t a bad idea

[slim junco]

bro just find greek god names or smth

for each of the seasons

[ionic depot]

Hey I mean it could work

[mighty hazel]

ver
aestas
autumnus
hiems

yep

[ionic depot]

I love how they are all different except for autumn

[mighty hazel]

i love latin it gets cool names

[velvet tinsel]

Dang you got me… oh welp

[ionic depot]

Wait lemme try this too

[mighty hazel]

that too yep

greek mythology is so good

[sleek oasis]

Balatregg

[slim junco]

thallo, auxo, carpo, and boreas

[ionic depot]

I apologize for the SUPER blurry photo, but I tried to get something from this

[slim junco]

@ionic depot
thallo: depicted of blossoms (your joker with the flower icon)

[mighty hazel]

nice

[ionic depot]

The demo names were
Grown Joker
Destined Joker
Courageous Joker
Healthy Joker

[mighty hazel]

nice

[slim junco]

auxo: growth for the green of the green background joker

[ionic depot]

Does bro only know one word 😭

[mighty hazel]

i love games with easy modding honestly

[mighty hazel]

yes nice

[ionic depot]

nice

[slim junco]

carpo: harvest and bounty of fruits (diamond)

[mighty hazel]

nice is easy to write

sorry

[ionic depot]

They’re in order
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter

[mighty hazel]

nice

[ionic depot]

I’m pretty sure you can tell which is fall…
I personally like how I did that one the most

[slim junco]

and boreas, cold

[ionic depot]

Yeah I like the Greek god idea

[mighty hazel]

aurora borealis

[ionic depot]

Didn’t think of that one before

[slim junco]

thallo, auxo, carpo, and boreas

spring summer fall winter

[mighty hazel]

at this time of the year?

[slim junco]

their names are also very symbolic

like i told you, carpo represents the bounty of a harvest, the amount being similar to wealth -> greed of diamonds

[ionic depot]

At this time of day, at this part of the country, entirely localized within your kitchen

aurora borealis

[slim junco]

its just cold ig

unless you want kheimon

[mighty hazel]

holy moly

[slim junco]

which represents barren trees

similar to the hat

so you could do boreas or kheimon

one for the auroras, or one for barren trees

its your pick, id say kheimon bc everything else you did is similar to crop harvest

and the barren trees tie it in nicely

[ionic depot]

I like this idea a lot

They have a nice ring to them

[mighty hazel]

true

[slim junco]

i did a joke

of them all ending in o

except for winter

[halcyon flame]

wait which one do i pick

im trying to go for naneinf

or should i just open the arcana and hope for a hermit

[ionic depot]

oh

[slim junco]

BARON

[tidal ferry]

Overstock

[slim junco]

HES BARONING IT

HES BARONING IT

[ionic depot]

Arcana pack

[tidal ferry]

No lol

[ionic depot]

ARCANA PACK AND HOPE FOR A SOUL

[tidal ferry]

Arcana for hermit and if no hermit reset

[slim junco]

fr

[ionic depot]

The cat has spoken

[halcyon flame]

ok

[mighty hazel]

the meow

[halcyon flame]

wait thers no hermit but i found a judgement

imagine if it hits credit card

[tidal ferry]

Imagine

[ionic depot]

Well

[halcyon flame]

the canio propaganda goes crazy

[tidal ferry]

White stake aah

[manic flicker]

I've spent the last week, 2-4 hours each night, trying to beat gold stake erratic deck.
Can't seem to do it. I don't know what the problem is.

[ionic depot]

The pfp is Oops All 6s so…

[halcyon flame]

Oops! All Wrong

[ionic depot]

Let’s see what the list says
I’m actually curious

[mighty hazel]

stuntman is the worst one

[tidal ferry]

Yeah duh

[halcyon flame]

stuntman is ok in some scenarios

[mighty hazel]

not in most SO BAD

[tidal ferry]

WAIT STUNTMAN NOT SHOWMAN

WTF

Wild take

Literally just wrong

[ionic depot]

Ok so the guy says…

[slim junco]

can you still get blueprint duplicates with showman

without*

[tidal ferry]

Its good in endless

Thats it

[halcyon flame]

its works well with high card builds because the hand size doesnt matter and the 250 chips is a massive amount of scoring because of how little chips high card starts with

[halcyon flame]

ankh and invisible joker

[tidal ferry]

Stuntman is cracked

[ionic depot]

10. Superposition
11. The Idol
12. Vampire
13. Red Card
14. Sixth Sense
15. Ceremonial Dagger
16. Runner
17. Loyalty Card
18. Flower Pot
19. 8 Ball

[slim junco]

that implies i have space

(i dont)

[mighty hazel]

surely the invisible joker will do a good work

[halcyon flame]

this is so wrong

[mighty hazel]

right guys?

[ionic depot]

Why did they automatically number is like that

[slim junco]

credit card:

[tidal ferry]

Runner and red card slander

Brain damage

[ionic depot]

And he says matador

[mighty hazel]

real

[ionic depot]

I can agree with matador

Idk I’ll let you guys see the video and see for yourselves

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=itQ0j5ysIzY&pp=ygUUVG9wIDEwIHdvcnN0IGJhbGF0cm8%3D

[tidal ferry]

I dont count matador because it doesnt work as intended

[halcyon flame]

red card is honestly cracked theres no reason its so low

[tidal ferry]

Vagabond slander

[slim junco]

what does matador do?

[ionic depot]

“-1.4e87” bro what 💔

[slim junco]

is it actually that good?

[tidal ferry]

No it sucks

[slim junco]

X -mult

[ionic depot]

It does nothing

[mighty hazel]

do i sell credit card or

[tidal ferry]

It just doesnt work as intended

[mighty hazel]

i should just bet

we believe guys

[tidal ferry]

Once it works itll be ok

[slim junco]

yahiathemouse horse card:

[halcyon flame]

matador is only really good if it works on the next boss and its somehwat early game

past like ante 4 its not worth it

[mighty hazel]

holy moly

double tribe

[slim junco]

holy moly

youre flushing it

anywho buy the arcana pakcs

and pray for a soul

[young portal]

Anyone got any game suggestions similar to balatro

[slim junco]

theres no other game

that matches balatros peak

sadly

[mighty hazel]

real

[mighty hazel]

true

[rapid hill]

Snake.

[young portal]

Not peak

[mighty hazel]

snake is better than gta 5

[blissful geode]

close enough

[halcyon flame]

ive heard slay the spire is similar in genre

[young portal]

Just games similar

[blissful geode]

22 two pair i love it

[mighty hazel]

yeah slay the spire is really good

[young portal]

Can be cards, or just how it is structured

[mighty hazel]

i have it on steam

[young portal]

alr bet ill get that

lmk if you think of others

[mighty hazel]

i played through game pass and then bought it

[young portal]

just about to finish balatro

need a new game

[mighty hazel]

theres also similar to slay the spire like monster train

[young portal]

Gotcha

[bleak siren]

I just started playing

Hey guys I need help

[tidal ferry]

^^^

Play slau teh spiyre

[mighty hazel]

lol blueprint

and brainstorm

ggs the game is over

[young portal]

Blueprint better

[halcyon flame]

obv

[mighty hazel]

yeah ob

but....

i have them both 😎

oop

it lags sorry

this a new capture

[slim junco]

wait

the boot

[young portal]

-12 oof

[slim junco]

if it gives mult based on every 5 dollars you have

if you have -12

[mighty hazel]

it does nothing

[halcyon flame]

i assume it wont give you negative mult

[slim junco]

damn smh

jimbo shouldve trolled

[halcyon flame]

because then its possible to have negative score

[young portal]

Negative mult would be sweet

[slim junco]

called you out for being in debt

[mighty hazel]

i think missprint when nerfed just made it have 0 mult

missprint when getting -4 mult

[halcyon flame]

like if u played a lvl 1 high card while in debt with boostraps you could theoretically get -1 mult

[halcyon flame]

if u somehow had enough chips this thumbnail couldve been realk

[mighty hazel]

do i sacrifice a tribe?

[slim junco]

-naneinf

[slim junco]

shit. you have the funny.

i wouldve said get rid of the flag

[mighty hazel]

the best combo in the game

[slim junco]

but then i realized its negative

[mighty hazel]

negative

yep

[slim junco]

gg

uh

yeah just

invalidate the invisible joker

gg

[halcyon flame]

you gotta sell a blueprint

[rotund herald]

Am I tuff

[slim junco]

NO

dont sell a blueprint smh

[mighty hazel]

im stupid

i have negative money

[supple ivy]

you have a cerebral tumor or what?

[slim junco]

oh lmfao

[halcyon flame]

do people not get jokes anymore

[mighty hazel]

almost sold it

[halcyon flame]

make attempt at humor
some guy immediately thinks i have cancer

[mighty hazel]

humor died in 2022

💔

[halcyon flame]

honestly true

[mighty hazel]

you cant joke about anything anymore

[mighty hazel]

what is the stadistically best balatro joker hand

[halcyon flame]

ive seen this exact meme like 5 times at this point and every single time its somehow through a different source

[slim junco]

flush

[mighty hazel]

only base stats

[halcyon flame]

flush 5

[slim junco]

oh base

[mighty hazel]

joker hand i mean

like the jokers

[slim junco]

well flush 5

oh

[halcyon flame]

oh

um

[slim junco]

what the hell

how do we calcualte that

[supple ivy]

?

[slim junco]

it depends on your deck

[halcyon flame]

i mean

if youre allowed to scale

theoretically infinite

if not

i think 5 stencils

[mighty hazel]

base stats only

getting just the joker without anything else

what would the best synergy would be

[halcyon flame]

wait im confused

like

[halcyon flame]

the best set of jokers?

in general?

[mighty hazel]

so good im saving it in my meme folder

[mighty hazel]

yep

[halcyon flame]

umm

[mighty hazel]

definitively blueprint is there

[halcyon flame]

i mean yeah i guess just 5 stencils

[mighty hazel]

or true

5 stencils

[mighty hazel]

5^5

[verbal zephyr]

5 polychrome pants

[supple ivy]

a friend sold Blueprint thinking it doesn't nothing (doesn't know how to read good)

[halcyon flame]

or maybe 4 stencils and something to give base mult?

[mighty hazel]

wait someone ping me

did i just get a ping in my xbox or am i crazy

[supple ivy]

Holy moly

even best if its free with a polychrome tag

[slim junco]

i watched a streamer with like 10 negative tags

and somehow get an all natural negative blueprint

[mighty hazel]

thanks to the deck dont worry

[slim junco]

how is that even possible

[halcyon flame]

????

seed bugged?

[slim junco]

i dont even fucking know

[halcyon flame]

do u have the clip

[mighty hazel]

i've seen it

[halcyon flame]

wait that actually sounds so weird

[mighty hazel]

actually

[slim junco]

you have 10 negative tags

and yet you fucking manage

to get a natural negative blueprint

how does this even happen

[mighty hazel]

because the seed

[mighty hazel]

you get the natural one first and cant apply negative tag

[slim junco]

shut up im gambling

[mighty hazel]

real

[halcyon flame]

wait im gonna do some math rq

[cerulean wigeon]

My dog decided to do me a favor and give me a free burning joker

[supple ivy]

Bro...

[mighty hazel]

holy

😭

[supple ivy]

Bro gived you Half Joker

[slim junco]

bro has the half joker

+20 mult

[blissful geode]

chat what do i do

[cerulean wigeon]

This wouldn't be an issue if it didn't take two months to ship

[mighty hazel]

i'd say its 3/4 joker

[nova spindle]

bye acrobat

or smily

[slim junco]

gain +10 mult when you play more than 4 cards???

[mighty hazel]

real

[blissful geode]

this is my deck what i do chat

[slim junco]

pray

[blissful geode]

😭

[wide glen]

Scale strushes

[rapid hill]

Sell the middle joker forgot the name thats only 21+

[nova spindle]

atrocious joker placement btw

[wide glen]

Sell abstract lmao

[mighty hazel]

delete all 2, 3 and 4

[blissful geode]

im winning thats all it matters

95k one hand

[rapid hill]

But you win more

[mighty hazel]

yep

you can get moar

[rapid hill]

You can win more

[wide glen]

I could get more with that setup lmao

[slim junco]

shouldve baroned it

[mighty hazel]

btw guys what is you highest hand score

[blissful geode]

bought blueprint sold abstract

[blissful geode]

200k something

[rapid hill]

e 28

[blissful geode]

tell me the good joker placement then please 🙏

[mighty hazel]

mine this

[slim junco]

how od you guys get to 100mil chps

[wide glen]

Econ

[nova spindle]

the flint should be banned on jokerless man.
I just had a run with telescope and level 20 straights and it died.

[blissful geode]

imma need a good joker placement

[wide glen]

Reroll

[mighty hazel]

i forgot my setup but i have a clip

[rapid hill]

Did you buyed the blueprint and if yes then forwhat ?

[halcyon flame]

so theres a 5% chance of it being a rare joker and then another 5% chance of it being blueprint, making a 1/400 for it to be blueprint. seeing as someone somehow got 10 of them in a row, it would be 1/400^10, or roughly 1/1.048576e26, or roughly 1 in 100 septillion.

[blissful geode]

abstract

[wide glen]

Get trib, idol, or baron+mine

Deck fix your face out

[wide glen]

Play on plasma

[rapid hill]

Okay so its good now

[halcyon flame]

safe to say thats impossible to occur naturally without the occurence of some bugs

[blissful geode]

someone fix my setup

[halcyon flame]

smiley face before photograph

[mighty hazel]

copying brainstorm 😭

[slim junco]

no you fucking dumbass, i didnt say they got 10 in a row

[wide glen]

Blueprint and brainstorm on photo

[blissful geode]

I JUST BOUGHT IT 😭

[halcyon flame]

isnt that what u said?

[slim junco]

i said they had 10 negative tags

yet still managed

to get a natural negative blueprint

[halcyon flame]

oh

[rapid hill]

Yeah smiley face before photo

[halcyon flame]

well in that case its much more likely

[wide glen]

Impossible with optimal jonkler setup

[rapid hill]

Nothing is impossible

[blissful geode]

like this?

[rapid hill]

I believe he can do it

[slim junco]

hanging chad

[wide glen]

Yes

[slim junco]

wait arent you suppose to

put the hanging chad

next to the blueprint

[wide glen]

They don’t have glass

[slim junco]

oh wait

[halcyon flame]

no thats optimal

[mighty hazel]

guys am i stupid for trying to remember what left and right are

[slim junco]

guh

[halcyon flame]

2x mult triggered thrice and the hanging chad triggers the card thrice

its balanced so its optimal

[wide glen]

Wait

[slim junco]

cant you use hanging chad to trigger it more

or is that just it

[wide glen]

No hanging chad increases by two

[slim junco]

oh

[rapid hill]

But he have triggers you dont need always glass

[slim junco]

smh mb

im a dumbass

[blissful geode]

OH MY GOD

[halcyon flame]

this is genuinely something susie from deltarune would say

[mighty hazel]

real

[wide glen]

So optimal setup is 2^(5*2) not 3x3

[rapid hill]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slim junco]

you play it again twice right, so doesnt that also trigger the photograph again

unless im tweaking

[wide glen]

Exponents are multiplicative when they share the same root

[slim junco]

wait right the math

sorry im just doing it purely by how many times it goes

[halcyon flame]

oh wait no im stupid i forgot hanging chad is two

fuck me

[wide glen]

We all forgor

[slim junco]

wait what the hell then

like

[blissful geode]

chat

[slim junco]

what do you mean by 2

[halcyon flame]

im asian and cant do math someone help me

[slim junco]

im asian bro

[wide glen]

🥱

[mighty hazel]

you failed your genes

[wide glen]

I’ve seen billions by then

[blissful geode]

Brochacho i won only 2 balatro runs 😭

Dont expect anything good for me

from

[oblique lynx]

gamble more

[wide glen]

@slim junco

[median oriole]

Balatro god's just have blessed me

[halcyon flame]

i aint reading allat

[wide glen]

Your loss

[halcyon flame]

i never learned how to read

[blissful geode]

i never won so easily

[slim junco]

guh

[rapid hill]

The shortest text you cant read ? Damn

[halcyon flame]

im lazy

sue me

[mighty hazel]

captura de pantalla copiada en el portapapeles

[halcyon flame]

i dont need to read when i can [Play Balatro]

[wide glen]

I’ve won even easier #🕹・game-discussion message

[median oriole]

Got a free soda witch I multiplied with ankh so I had 2 double tags then got the planet tag and got pair lvl 10 by ante 2

[blissful geode]

SHUT UP 😭

[rapid hill]

Crazy strategy

[mighty hazel]

i had the run gained in ante 2 with gold stake beat me

[median oriole]

Just got lucky to be fair

[mighty hazel]

got yorick + blueprint + brainstorm

[median oriole]

The downside is that is was only white stake Cus it was me first time using horoscope

Or whatever was the deck called

The one with overstock and merchants

[rapid hill]

Zodiac you mean

[mighty hazel]

oh no! i lost my photograph, can you help me find it?

[median oriole]

Yeah

[wide glen]

3 from the left

[rapid hill]

Hmmmmmmmmmm let me call dora

[median oriole]

I wonder where it is

[halcyon flame]

man this is tough

[median oriole]

What's y'all fav joker?

[arctic dust]

Jimbo

[rapid hill]

Thats good deck honestly started playing it 2 days ago and got on purple stake

[mighty hazel]

Jimbo

[median oriole]

Goated awnser