🎙・server-chat

[rose plinth]

Lost my hand 😭 so close

[restive finch]

Why pairs?

[rose plinth]

Cuz ante 7 boss was face cards face down

[grizzled barn]

I speak jappanese a little, I lived in Japan for 1 year

But almost always my cousin spoke for me

[upper elm]

bro thats mandarin

[grizzled barn]

I never said I understood what you wrote

[upper elm]

ah i see mb

but yeah going to japan is nice

i feel its a great place to visit but not to live

cause the work culture there is pretty toxic

[rose plinth]

Its almost impossible to quit

[wintry glacier]

I owe my life to this Joker now, glory to the Shortcut nation

[restive finch]

Im so trash 😭

[grizzled barn]

Almost everything is horrible there, but people hide it with photos on social media like its a good place

Especially harassment

To women

Even childs and mens

[upper elm]

damn fr?

[grizzled barn]

But i guess yeah, its pretty nice

[upper elm]

children and men too is insane

[true jasper]

anyone want to multiplayer 1v1

[grizzled barn]

I was harassed 2 times, once with an old guy and once with someone who didn't look older than 17

[upper elm]

how so

[grizzled barn]

My cousin said it's because I had long hair and I used to be mistaken for a woman

[main moon]

what if we played competitive balatro teams of 4 while being drunk

[mighty dragon]

Damn

[grizzled barn]

So I cut it off and they stopped doing it

Although I miss my long hair fr

[upper elm]

unfortunate

[main moon]

i had long hair but i didnt miss ts

ts was annoying

[grizzled barn]

I liked it, at least I looked more masculine, now I look like an internet femboy and I have to wear long clothes all the time

My friends make fun of me for months when I came home with short hair

[grizzled barn]

Yooooo

So cool

[upper elm]

where is oops

[fringe sorrel]

is a random run but finish very good

[upper elm]

actually plant isnt as bad as u think cause the two bloodstones would be enough

[grizzled barn]

Damn but i guess its okay

Almost always random runs are the best

Whenever I run with a deck that I really want to play for something specific, I get pure garbage

And trash

[fringe sorrel]

although I really wanted her for the planet Eris

[upper elm]

you cant do that if u wanna win runs in higher stakes, you gotta go with the flow with whatever jokers u are offered

[fringe sorrel]

The same thing happens to me, right now I was drawing a golden pot in the red deck but everything was going wrong, and I decided to do this to distract myself a little

jajajajja

[grizzled barn]

I know, for a while I was skipping and skipping until I got a legendary joker because I believed it was the only way to easily win a run.

[fringe sorrel]

I would only need to clean the deck and this run would be beautiful

[upper elm]

u should go endless

thast a good build

[grizzled barn]

If he gots blueprint

Damn

[fringe sorrel]

do you want the seed?

[fringe sorrel]

GOAT

[grizzled barn]

Bro I know I can write in English and so on but whenever I write "he" instead of putting "h" before "e" i put "eh"

[fringe sorrel]

with blueprint this run would be crazy, although also with negative ballot

[grizzled barn]

Or brainstorm

Or any of these gods

I love them

I will make a poster of trio

[fringe sorrel]

poker

[grizzled barn]

Yep

Would be sick

[fringe sorrel]

I honestly hadn't considered them.

[grizzled barn]

I remember that one time I claimed a negative skip, and I got a negative DNA, I almost cried because of how beautiful it was

[vocal juniper]

Why is gold stake the hardest shit ever

[fringe sorrel]

damn bro how would I like that right now

[grizzled barn]

But also once I got blueprint with polychrome as soon as the run started and I couldn't buy it because I had 9 dollars

[grizzled barn]

Idk I still haven't win my run with goldstake

Im gonna try it right now

[vocal juniper]

I could have my optimal setup but my blueprint expires next round and my mult joker is draining me of every cent I have and now I have -$2

[fringe sorrel]

this is so sad

[upper elm]

which deck

if ur playing black deck then i wish u luck

[vocal juniper]

Yellow

[grizzled barn]

Yep

[upper elm]

yellow is good

[fringe sorrel]

Doesn't it happen to you that when you pop the blind for a rare wildcard you get garbage?

[grizzled barn]

I stared at the store like :

[vocal juniper]

Yeah yellow is a gas deck but it doesn’t negate me getting every joker I want be perishable

Like tf

[upper elm]

that extra 12 dolllars on yellow deck is really good for momentum

[grizzled barn]

Then I grabbed my head and put it on the table like "bro this cant be real"

[grizzled barn]

Real

[fringe sorrel]

JAJAJA

[grizzled barn]

Yeah

[grizzled barn]

Oh my lord

YES

DO IT

[fringe sorrel]

SHIT

[abstract haven]

PLANT GANG

[fringe sorrel]

[vernal tartan]

WOOOOOOO

[slim junco]

You need me vro

[fringe sorrel]

gg :(

[fringe sorrel]

OMFG

[gusty mulch]

hallo Menschen

[slim junco]

🤭

[fringe sorrel]

chicot where were you when I needed you?

😭😭

GG

[grizzled barn]

I knew it

[slim junco]

I was training pookie, you need to use luchador sometimes

[grizzled barn]

That happens by not buying the director's version

@upper elm come make fun of me

I dont remember how version del director is said in english

Im gonna start playing balatro in english, i play every game in english so

[fringe sorrel]

luchador didn't come out, I gave up...

[grizzled barn]

Bro He spent all his money even

[fringe sorrel]

do you speak spanish?

[grizzled barn]

Yeah

But I like to be inclusive and speak English

[fringe sorrel]

ohh well well

[grizzled barn]

Well well well 🗣️🔥

[fringe sorrel]

The same thing happens to me, only when I see that there are more people speaking in Spanish do I do it

[fringe sorrel]

HAHAHHA

[upper elm]

??? what for

[grizzled barn]

Eduardo 😡🗣️🔥🔥

[grizzled barn]

How you say version del director in english

[fringe sorrel]

GOOOOD JAJJAJ

[grizzled barn]

I love eddsworld

[upper elm]

bro what

what are you talking about

[grizzled barn]

Nv

[white pulsar]

not one, but TWO

[grizzled barn]

Imagine 2 cavendish

[white pulsar]

also I lost this run because black deck was cruel to me again

[grizzled barn]

Lol

[white pulsar]

me playing black deck:

[fringe sorrel]

good

[patent flame]

U are right

Hardest deck in the game

[fringe sorrel]

imagine they are cavendish

[white pulsar]

black deck giveth

black deck taketh away

all hope and potential easily squandered

a constant reminder that life is full of suffering

[slim junco]

what's the best subway cookie

this is important

please answer fast it's urgent

[white pulsar]

oatmeal raisin

[slim junco]

what the fuck is that

not on the menu

my cat is going crazy on that thing 😂

why she jumping around

[restive finch]

pause

[slim junco]

grrrr

should I take the rocket

I have no idea what to sell

yup rocket was the correct play

[spring vector]

Wrong chat mb 😭

[slim junco]

flush pivot??????

am i crazy???

[barren geyser]

Am i weird for thinking Green Deck is hard?

especially on higher stakes

no interest is just killing

or im dumb that doesnt know how to play
Idk

[slim junco]

I pivoted into flushes, crashed the obelisk by accidently playing a pair and pivoted back to pairs

[verbal shale]

no it was the 2nd deck I ever beat gold stake

[slim junco]

all in ante 8 lmao

[verbal shale]

I hated every second of it

I wouldn’t wish this on anyone

[barren geyser]

Yeah

[rose plinth]

Im selling baseball where do i put the blueprint

[candid kernel]

sell blue joker instead

[rose plinth]

👍

Its holo tho

[rose plinth]

Where would i put blue print?

[candid kernel]

baseball

or rather

use it on both baseball and parking

and maybe space joker too if you need levels

[rose plinth]

I always forget to move them around 😔

[barren geyser]

Im bored

my cell phone's battery will run out and I won't be able to watch Roffle's new video😔

[slim junco]

real

[umbral vector]

Flush

Sorry I am Spanish player

Idk how is call Color in English

[abstract flint]

Finally got my 15th gold stake

[umbral vector]

Gg!!1!1!1!!

[abstract flint]

Lets friggin gooooo

[thick ledge]

Bro eso es un doble par

[umbral vector]

El resto de la partida era puro color vro

Ese doble par lo saque porque me la pela a todo

[hallow owl]

Hola chat

[candid kernel]

suit

[hallow owl]

When the IRL balatro?

We all need irl balatro

[still basin]

plant takes another one of my runs 💔

[prisma crane]

hood classic

[slim junco]

Hi

Every language is allowed?

[indigo tiger]

Guys is chicot bad? It’s def the worst legendary right?

[slim junco]

Nah

He goated fr

[indigo tiger]

You don’t think chicot needs a buff

[slim junco]

Hes already the strongest

Nobody can beat him in a fight

[indigo tiger]

Are you joking or being serious 😂

[slim junco]

↑

🥺

[slim junco]

Se puede hablar en cualquier idioma?

[indigo tiger]

Probablemente

[trail crypt]

hola chat

[sinful stirrup]

ante 9 3+ cartomancer each round and the game still doesnt want to give me a single strength for my red seal jack

[dusk stump]

what dies for dna here

[trail crypt]

el dia de hoy me voy a tocar mientras juego balatro

[slim junco]

y que se yo? Hay servers donde te banean

[scenic thorn]

what the hell are those jokers

[trail crypt]

mod

[indigo tiger]

Esto no es así

[trail crypt]

balala for sure

[prisma crane]

im curious whats the last joker to the right?

[dusk stump]

mime

[dusk stump]

its base game trust

[mighty basin]

Trib

[scenic thorn]

what is dante doing bro

[slim junco]

cool

[slim junco]

Good skin

[narrow bloom]

[slim junco]

[pseudo hearth]

is this fire

[vague idol]

no this is jimbo

[ionic depot]

I NEED HIM

[native viper]

guys why is Balatro

[slim junco]

I want these.

[midnight sandal]

hi guys

[sterile pecan]

@shut crypt Hi, Keyde

[dense urchin]

Is there a secret benefit to abandoned deck

?

[timid cedar]

The benefit is you start with 12 cards missing, allowing you to draw any specific card in your deck easier

[slim junco]

Are you Spanish?

There is a community-made server that is entirely Spanish if you are interested

[full glen]

thats nothing

guys did i reroll

[slim junco]

What do you mean?

💔

[full glen]

watermelon kitty

286 rerolls is my best so far on seeded

prob could have done better if i didnt sell perkeo

but perkeo is for nerds

[wintry vapor]

I think this run is cooking something

I just hope I can find a good joker now, the last boss made me sell one 💔

[nova shore]

[slim junco]

[austere axle]

Brainstorm first shop Ante 1

In the booster pack

[dusk marten]

Definitely the weirdest way I have beaten ante 8

I just committed to bonuses high card and it worked 😭

[native viper]

good now turn it into Roffle intro

[austere axle]

Hey folks! In today's video, we're back with another casual Balatro run. In this run, an early Brainstorm helped me get an early start with point scoring thanks to some other jokers. Unfortunately, I messed up the run pretty early on. Enjoy the video!

[bright canyon]

Hi, I started playing balatro two days ago, can you give me tips?

[upper elm]

i was so confused how you won with this build for a second but then i realized this is white stake oops

even in white stake how did you win

did u use glass cards

[fluid arch]

triggermaxxing

[slim junco]

berry delight

deep within

[keen zealot]

The deck didn't have enough stuff to upload, I only upgraded the 9 in case output 9 came out

[south cape]

So, dumb question. I beat a run with the red deck, then I went on to endless mode, but it didn't say I beat the red deck. Did I do something wrong?

[south cape]

Hello? Lol

[icy flare]

BRO WTH💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[lyric vine]

cents?

[vivid island]

#⚙・modding-general

[zenith wadi]

Oh is it a mod?

[dusk stump]

LOL

I need to learn how to make my own textures

[turbid dust]

Does anyone wanna help me with blue stake

[full glen]

thats not a texture i just added it ontop and drew out the other joker there

you can see on the stake and top left of kitty

[turbid dust]

I need help with blue stake

[full glen]

dont we all

[turbid dust]

Can you help

[full glen]

no i dont play balatro

[turbid dust]

I thought you do

[full glen]

yes i do

[turbid dust]

Huh

[full glen]

what?

[south cape]

So, dumb question. I beat a run with the red deck, then I went on to endless mode, but it didn't say I beat the red deck. Did I do something wrong?

[full glen]

did you put in a seed?

[turbid dust]

Can you call @full glen

[full glen]

no

[turbid dust]

Why

[full glen]

my cat is sleeping next to me

[south cape]

I did. Why?

[full glen]

seeded runs dont count torwards wins

[pseudo patio]

Unlocks and Discoveries are disabled on Seeded Runs

[full glen]

or stats

yeah

stats count

what

[south cape]

Oh. Well damn. Idk if I'll ever beat the decks then lol

[turbid dust]

Hey remywolfe wanna call

[south cape]

Idk you. So no lol

[turbid dust]

Im pretty chill

[south cape]

Ok and? I don't really like people lol

[full glen]

see very asleep and dont want to wake her up

[pseudo patio]

For the first 3 rounds, you can get away with playing flushes.

[south cape]

I know that lol

I'm just having trouble

[full glen]

i got my first gold stake win by spamming flush the whole time lol

i had 2 highcard cuz i used hands as discards for card sharp proc

[wanton steeple]

Hmmm yes

[zenith wadi]

Wow 3 space jokers

[lyric vine]

3/4 chance to upgrade hand played now 🔥

i really thought i got blueprint in my first shop 😭 happened to me before though

[full glen]

devious wrathful joker

[forest wagon]

get a scoring joker and then keep your econ above 25

[lyric vine]

no way

not for green stake atleast

ive been at it for 3 hrs

[pseudo patio]

I just played through the first 3 rounds on Gold Stake only playing Flushes and Straights.

Yeah, it's doable

[civic coyote]

???

Didnt know this existed

@bold bay wdym, its not in the shown poker hands

[elder wren]

place the pickle

[bold bay]

its a secret hand

[civic coyote]

oh ok

is there also a royal flush then?

[pseudo patio]

Unusual hands like 5OAK and Flush Five are not shown by default since you need to discover them.

[elder wren]

yes

[pseudo patio]

Yes, but it's cosmetic as it still scores using the Straight Flush's level

[elder wren]

now that i did not know

[civic coyote]

whats 50ak and flush five

[elder wren]

5 of a kind

[civic coyote]

oh ok

[pseudo patio]

5OAK - Five Of A Kind
Flush Five - Five cards of same rank & suit.

[civic coyote]

oh i thought that was a 0😭

[bold bay]

flush house - full house with the same suit

[wanton steeple]

Yippee more dead runs

The plant ruined a good wild card build I had

Because only options to death were faces

[rich shale]

familiar? ankh? ecto?

[wanton steeple]

Has diamond for money and club for mult and the club xmult joker for xmult

Just can't win

[rich shale]

familiar is the most i want

[wanton steeple]

Seeds I've had have been absolutely horrible the past 4 days

[lyric vine]

thats kind of cool

[kind ocean]

chat do i pivot to baron

[pseudo patio]

Binging hours of Murphy, RTGame, Roffle, and DrSpectred will passively teach you some stuff.

[pseudo patio]

You've got a good setup to pivot.

[lyric vine]

uh what should you do when you have pretty bad jokers by ante 2

[pseudo patio]

What Jokers do you have?

[crystal hamlet]

is there anyway to see what seed i’m currently playing

[wanton steeple]

Ya lose

[crystal hamlet]

i forgot to save it when i got to endless

[wanton steeple]

Nothing u really can do

[lyric vine]

should i just leave the run 💀

[civic coyote]

its ante 2😭

[wanton steeple]

If u got nothing to give u extra score by ante 2 run pretty much dead

[lyric vine]

this is becoming quite frequent now

[crystal hamlet]

chat i only got club queens should i break my phone

[lyric vine]

first time

[pseudo patio]

If you have a King or Queen of a different suit, sift through the deck for it and use your Deaths to try and clear it.

[civic coyote]

ye its reasonable

[crystal hamlet]

nope

[pseudo patio]

Ah. Yeah, you're pretty much cooked.

But Ante 15 is great

[lyric vine]

ante 15 what. also 16 consumables?

[crystal hamlet]

oh buddy

you’re new

[lyric vine]

yeah i am

i have like 10 hrs on this game

[crystal hamlet]

perkeo creates negatives consumables that’s the green card

[lyric vine]

oh wait

thats what perkeo does.

[crystal hamlet]

after ante 8 it’s endless with the right deck it’s easy to hit way better

[crystal hamlet]

yes

[lyric vine]

yeah

[crystal hamlet]

you duplicate whatever is in the consumable slot

[lyric vine]

so you have like no limit

to consumable count

[crystal hamlet]

nope

but after like 150 cards your phone will start to lag like crazy

if you’re on pc maybe not tho

[lyric vine]

how do you even navigate through them 💀

[crystal hamlet]

that’s the thing u don’t

[slim junco]

Hey guys

[lyric vine]

hey

uh cool jokers

whats the name of the 5th from the left

[bold bay]

trading card

[lyric vine]

o

[pseudo patio]

Trading Card

If discarded hand only contains 1 card, destroy it and gain $3

[bold bay]

only the first discard

[pale bridge]

is hitting a 98.7k in ur last hand of crimson heart good? technically i still had 2 hands left

also can i get some advice for green stake, just beat red stake

[lyric vine]

any advice to go past ante 11

[kind ocean]

Jesus christ this seed has had 4 nat negatives and a nat polychrome blueprint with a brainstorm 1 reroll away

[forest wagon]

use retrigger jokers

and well, first get good econ to find those jokers

[crystal hamlet]

depends on the build

baron mime the easiest tho

[lyric vine]

did not have baron or mime when i was at ante 11

[forest wagon]

then see point #0

[lyric vine]

it was blueprint - hologram - throwback - photograph - brainstorm

[forest wagon]

get good econ first

[lyric vine]

what defines as good econ

[forest wagon]

also if you just want to get to higher ante use plasma deck

[lyric vine]

thats what im trynna get

[forest wagon]

ah

[lyric vine]

green stake

[forest wagon]

I'd say maybe getting like 50+ bucks per round to start with

[forest wagon]

what

[lyric vine]

yeah somewhat like that by ante 7-8 in that run

[lyric vine]

suffering at green stake

[forest wagon]

i thought you were trying to get ante 12

[quick yacht]

Doing a run right now

White stake cuz I have no skill stat

What deck

[forest wagon]

ghost

[quick yacht]

Aight

Early Chad

Damn

Me Hex Chad

So far so good

Ankh

Double Poly Chad

5 of a kind Ace build

[pale bridge]

woah

too farfetched now innit mate?

[quick yacht]

No idea

I just have a lot of Aces at Ante 2

9 of em

[pale bridge]

wtf

how

chat i really want a splash

is there any way to guarantee getting it in the shop

[quick yacht]

No

[forest wagon]

no

[quick yacht]

It's not a guarantee for every joker

[forest wagon]

ots just a common joker so keep rerolling

[quick yacht]

Even if it gives you a certain rarity for free

[pale bridge]

my deck is just crazy shit

[forest wagon]

well spalsh aint gonna help make your loadout less shit

thats for sure

[quick yacht]

Why splash tho

Another Aknh

But

Can't make triple

[pale bridge]

all are face cards, retrigger all face cards, +32 mult, +5 mult per face card, x3 mult on last hand

[quick yacht]

And?

[forest wagon]

ok but just play a 5 card hand

[pale bridge]

with splash, i could do crazy shit, remove the +32 mult...

[pale bridge]

exactly, profit in chips

the +32 mult is based on my cash

[forest wagon]

what

[quick yacht]

Replace that Loyalty Joker with a more reliable multiplayer

[forest wagon]

why splash is needed

[quick yacht]

Show us your deck OF CARDS

OMG

WTF IS HAPPENING

[forest wagon]

epic

but need something to use the chad on

[quick yacht]

I fuq up

[vivid island]

start opening tarot packs and look for retriggerable jokers

[quick yacht]

Accidentaly Hex the Brainstorm and lost both Chads

YGHJIUYGHUYTG

[vivid island]

ouch that was real sad

[quick yacht]

I know

I'm holding on here

It's ded

The hand is deadd

Faq

Okay

[kind ocean]

+36 abstract 😭

[meager plank]

When you can’t sleep so you lowkey eat 1642 goldfish weighing a combined total of 3.26 pounds

[pale bridge]

just came back from lunch

and continued my run

and i got plant

when i have pareidolia

and 2 more jokers are based around face cards only

[cobalt wing]

why does the soundtrack have an update 😭

[lyric vine]

same

except for pareidolia

i swear wrathful looks like blueprint

[pale bridge]

I lost coz of it

I don't like plant

I hate it

[lyric vine]

faces are usually my main cards

[alpine mango]

😭

[forest wagon]

last stop, VV

[lyric vine]

me when i was about to beat green stake

idk why its like one in 20 runs that happens

got pareidolia, now plant incoming

[acoustic hatch]

it's beautiful.

[lyric vine]

these tags 💀

[acoustic hatch]

life is beautiful

balatro is love

balatro is life

[slim junco]

I’m retired from Chicot @final delta

[lyric vine]

cool

and lost because of bad luck

[south cape]

I wish someone could teach me how to play better lol. I'm on ps5

[forest wagon]

drspectred can

[south cape]

Who's that? Lol

[timid cedar]

one of the best players currently, does long videos with pretty impressive goals on youtube and has a decent chunk of videos about improving

Balatro University is his channel

[south cape]

Ok. Thanks man. I appreciate it

[tardy fox]

Bro the fuck 😭

[forest wagon]

nice

[heady vine]

I quit this game ngl

My hyperfixation just stopped

More than likely bc i have adhd

[glass bough]

little unrelated to balatro but i feel something is off with my opera gx, cant put my finger on it tho

[heady mason]

Chat how did yall get the 400 dollars, just trying over and over?

It's hard af to get a strong start with good econ to get there

Ive gotten close but jeezus

[hidden dragon]

I think easiest is play anaglyph and try to get stacks for double money

[heady mason]

🤨

[glass bough]

find an early chip joker like stuntman on plasma deck OR (how i did it) stack double tags with anaglpyh and take double money

[forest wagon]

good econ is a strong start

[heady mason]

Anagylph is cheating

Clearly ofc

[glass bough]

why is it cheating

[heady mason]

Thats the UNFUN way

[glass bough]

what 😭

[heady mason]

Your supposed to use the longest most unreasonable path

[glass bough]

this is an unfun achievement gang 😭

[heady mason]

Like using black deck with a egg to do it

[glass bough]

unless you have golden ticket

[glass bough]

that would take like 150 rounds

[heady mason]

Ive been trying to force a golden ticket and midas mask build but its painful

[forest wagon]

rebate, parking/business card, gold cards, golden ticket, purple seals, deck fix

[celest jetty]

honestly the way i did it is with lucky cards and retriggers, pretty much

[forest wagon]

dont force

[glass bough]

never force a build

[forest wagon]

oh yea lucky cards I forgot

[glass bough]

bad idea

[heady mason]

Okay mr genius

[glass bough]

my guy you asked for advice 😭

[heady mason]

Never said I had to like it >:[

[celest jetty]

i mean tbf, two people told you that, not just one person

[forest wagon]

just play white stake with minimal scoring and get any util joker you can and then you'll be ablse to get good money by like ante 10

[celest jetty]

make that three too because uh. never force a build

LOL

like it does just suuuck when you do

[forest wagon]

ok then use anaglyph

[celest jetty]

but it's "cheating," regulus

[heady mason]

I am going to use

Rough gem and reroll erotic deck

Until o get diamonds

[celest jetty]

uhhh

[forest wagon]

thats a good start

[celest jetty]

yeah

[heady mason]

5 diamond lucky polychrome kings and 7 socks

[celest jetty]

definitely lucky cards, red seal or gold seal on top of that

retriggers (hack, sock and buskin, hanging chad)

aaand u should be golden

gold cards are very slow unless you have mime and red seals, but it could be tough to score with

[lyric vine]

is campfire good?

[forest wagon]

one of the best

[lyric vine]

dont know how to use it

💀

[celest jetty]

no one can blame u for that! it's a really tough joker to build up

[forest wagon]

have good econ and keep track of your score so you know how many things to buy and sell to beat boss blind

[lyric vine]

sell cards?

how do you sell cards.

[celest jetty]

generally u wanna secure ways to get a lot of consumables. think, for example, an 8-based deck where you can take advantage of 8-ball (with retriggers) and hope u can get tarot cards to sell. u can also go for the vouchers that double and quadruple ur chances of getting tarot cards in the shop (tho quadruple might be overkill). planets work here too

[celest jetty]

click on them

[forest wagon]

cards as in jokers and consumables

[celest jetty]

you'll have two options: use or sell

[lyric vine]

oh them 💀

[celest jetty]

yeeee

[lyric vine]

i was thinking of playing cards the whole time 😭

[celest jetty]

generally u're going for consumable sales and not joker sales haha

pffff

[forest wagon]

its about 50/50 cause you just take whatever the shop gives you

[celest jetty]

fair

does assume u have a joker slot free but generally u can keep one free with a campfire build

[lyric vine]

my jokers uhh..

[forest wagon]

damn bruh

[celest jetty]

this person really likes flat xmult

LOL

[lyric vine]

well the shop wants me to do that clearly

[forest wagon]

wanna get that voucher if its not boss time yet

[lyric vine]

skipped 2 negatives, one was natural

[forest wagon]

ah, ouch

[lyric vine]

small blind next

[forest wagon]

nice

[celest jetty]

hm

small blind first, spend nothing

then get the voucher

[forest wagon]

build up econ

[celest jetty]

imo

[slim junco]

Yo

[celest jetty]

i think your top priority shouldn't be campfire yet

rather, work on deckfixing so that you can consistently play two of the same hand for card sharp procs

around anteeee 6 or 7 i'd say is when you'll wanna start building up your campfire

[lyric vine]

assuming i survive till then

[celest jetty]

get planets for said hand ofc (polychrome +8 mult joker implies u'll wanna go for two pair as ur hand of choice, probably, then graduate to full house if it goes past ante 8)

[lyric vine]

im mostly out by ante 5

[celest jetty]

you definitely should tbh

[celest jetty]

o/

[celest jetty]

oh, you're new!

sorry for the lingo vomit

LOL

[lyric vine]

green stake

white stake ive reached ante 11

[celest jetty]

nevermind!

[lyric vine]

still new though soo

no im still new dont worry 🤣

[celest jetty]

bwehehehe

ok great

[lyric vine]

pair lv 1 is cool

[celest jetty]

well hey, best of luck! if u have any issues, just pop in

pair lvl 1 is greaaaat,,.

i will say this

you are playing on ghost deck, so the odds of you finding ouija and thus making your pair-making life MUCH easier are very high

[lyric vine]

ghost deck is like my most "advanced" deck when it comes to the stakes

[celest jetty]

niiice

it is a very fun deck, i dont blame you

[agile citrus]

what mods do drspectred use

[forest wagon]

depends

[lyric vine]

tbh very unlucky

literally 8 score from ante 5

[celest jetty]

oooof

[forest wagon]

I guess the custom resource pack for joker names?

[lyric vine]

!!!

[forest wagon]

how?

[lyric vine]

i think i was relying too much on luck 😭

also whats this

[forest wagon]

you had campfire

noway you lost

[lyric vine]

i could do nothing with campfire.

[forest wagon]

you had money in your screenshot

[lyric vine]

too weak 😭

[agile citrus]

like the blueprint showing the thing it's copying

[celest jetty]

isn't this the upgrade to "2x more likely to find foil, holographic and polychrome jokers in the shop"?

[lyric vine]

and luck clearly was not on my side 💀

[celest jetty]

i will say

[forest wagon]

no, skill issue, not luck issue

[lyric vine]

i do suck 🔥

[celest jetty]

try not to go for skips unless you're veeeeery comfortable in ur run

[forest wagon]

how much did you grow campfire

[lyric vine]

well i like 2 tarrot cards and bought them 😭

[lyric vine]

1.5

[celest jetty]

very rarely will u get anything of value from them

hence

[lyric vine]

yeah

[forest wagon]

then you should have bought one more joker/tarot for it

[lyric vine]

only negatives if i know i was in the position

[celest jetty]

even negatives

hell, -especially- negatives

[lyric vine]

at the times were i got negatives, they were all relatively free

[celest jetty]

eh

[forest wagon]

well since you lost ante 4, you clearly werent in the position

[lyric vine]

is sigil worth buying at ante 3

[lyric vine]

i got negatives at ante 2, all 3

[forest wagon]

so

you shouldn't have done it if it leads to you losing just 1 ante later

[lyric vine]

well i didnt know that 😭, i only skipped 2

[forest wagon]

dont skip

you can just play the blind to get a little money and then you can buy the joker that would have been negative

with the added benefit that you dont need to buy it if its trash

[lyric vine]

that was the campfire

how do you get astronomer joker

bruh

this would have been so good 😭

[agile citrus]

sell sharp

[lyric vine]

how do you use obelisk 💀

[forest wagon]

spam one hand for the first half of the game

then play others for the second half

[lyric vine]

so its only good if you get it early

[nova shore]

no

[forest wagon]

basically, unless you happen to have a run going that fits

[nova shore]

like ante 4-5

[forest wagon]

which just so happens to be about every run

[lyric vine]

nvm yeah cool

[nova shore]

if you have medusa will help a lot

[lyric vine]

if i have it unlocked.

[forest wagon]

because you should basically always be spamming one hand type to start with

[nova shore]

forgot how to unlock it

[lyric vine]

how do you use mime

[nova shore]

with silver/gold cards

[woven leaf]

@twin vine hi fluffnuts are u scared im here too

[twin vine]

omg hiiii

what brings u to these parts

[woven leaf]

im stalking you

thats why

[twin vine]

😟

[sharp compass]

I'm not gonna say anything

[woven leaf]

IM JOKING DONT BAN ME

[twin vine]

HAHAH 😭

[woven leaf]

wow precise

[twin vine]

i love when that happens

[woven leaf]

never happens to me cus im always scoring thousands under the score

[woven leaf]

well ur a nerd

u should tell everyone what u achieved

[twin vine]

im not trying to match the score

it just happens

[woven leaf]

ur just cool guy like that

[twin vine]

and only on the first antes anyway

[twin vine]

i think ill keep my secret dark

[woven leaf]

like the true emo u are

ok good idea

[twin vine]

gotta stay mysterious

[woven leaf]

not the e ones

[twin vine]

i have had a total of 2 runs where i scored e

[slim junco]

I had lots of money

[lyric vine]

what does dna mean by "draw it to hand"?

so i misclicked a card so i lost on ante 8 boss blind 😭🙏

[forest wagon]

that you can play it in your next hand

it will be placed among the cards from which you pick your scoring hand

[crude girder]

Wazzah my balabros

[woven leaf]

you are SO funny

ha ha ha haaaa

[crude girder]

I'm sorry for whatever I did to you

[woven leaf]

you made me laffink thats what

[rapid hill]

The hell you meant ?

[woven leaf]

bro😭

[twin vine]

who is that i cant

[woven leaf]

oh

huh

[woven leaf]

it was funny idk

[twin vine]

who is whattttt

thatttt

[rapid hill]

I dont know man

My uncle probably

[twin vine]

bro im dying

[woven leaf]

whats his government name

[woven leaf]

ok chucklenuts

whatever pal

whatever fluffnuts

[woven leaf]

ur unique

[rapid hill]

This made smile

[woven leaf]

theres tears in my eyes nro

WHERE are you finiding thies

these

[rapid hill]

I have goldmine gallery

[twin vine]

like no one elses i see

[rose plinth]

Whats the best set to do a run without flush?

[rapid hill]

A run without flush ? Going for four of kind and finding death fast as you can

[rose plinth]

Lol im just trying to unlock jokers without cheats

Ty

[lyric vine]

is it reasonable to quit if you dont get a decent joker by ante 2

[rapid hill]

Maybe if you want to break something

[rose plinth]

I wait till 3 or 4

[lyric vine]

thats too far imo

[rose plinth]

Eh

[lyric vine]

if you dont get anything good by like ante 3 you are kind of lost for the rest of the run

[rapid hill]

But what you consider decent joker ?

[rapid hill]

Planet cards 👍

[lyric vine]

aah...

photograph, chad, blueprint, card sharp, brainstorm

[rapid hill]

Planet cards are backup plan in the worst scenario so it can save you

[lyric vine]

well more

but like.

[rose plinth]

I love planet cards

[lyric vine]

astronaut guy

[uneven edge]

no

since you wont improve

[rose plinth]

Fr i got 2 astronot guys at ante 2 before and it saved my run

[uneven edge]

learning how to get by with suboptimal jokers is how you get better

[crude girder]

What's laffink 💔

[lyric vine]

im counting them too, just didnt mention them 😭

[lyric vine]

couple of times too for me

[uneven edge]

you arent

since you said if you dont get anything good by ante 3 you're lost

sometimes seeds dont give you that leeway

[rapid hill]

No clue

[lyric vine]

even steven type jokers are chill too, would you count them as suboptimal

[uneven edge]

they're good temporarily for early game

[rose plinth]

Probably helped i made one poly before useing hex to double it

[lyric vine]

something like that till i get good jokers

thats what i meant 😭

[uneven edge]

okay but you were saying resetting if you dont get good jokers

even steven isnt a good joker by comparison to what you said

[lyric vine]

only the good ones came to my mind

then

[uneven edge]

photograph also isnt even a good joker too

[lyric vine]

really?

[uneven edge]

by itself its bad

yes

[lyric vine]

how come

welwl yeah

as a foundation

[valid badge]

chat what you guys think

[uneven edge]

jokers that rely on another joker to be good makes it inherently bad

like bloodstone for example

[valid badge]

blueprint and brainstorm are bad then

[uneven edge]

yes but you arent going to have blueprint/brainstorm by itself since they copy ALL (nearly) jokers

bloodstone and photograph require a specific joker to be valuable

that isnt comparable at all

and im pretty sure you know that too

[lyric vine]

is there like a chart for the top couple of jokers and stuff

[uneven edge]

tierlists ig

[lyric vine]

is there?

[uneven edge]

yeah

but they arent the most reliable

[random thunder]

how normal am i?

what are you guyses top jokers

just curioius

[uneven edge]

this is pre good

[random thunder]

whats yours like

[valid badge]

poker joker

[random thunder]

also i beat gold steak today!!!!

on red deck

[valid badge]

gg

[random thunder]

first time

so exciting

[lyric vine]

can you get a straight from 5 4 3 2 ace?

[kind ocean]

yea

[kind ocean]

mine is just photochad 😭

[lyric vine]

is ceremonial dagger good 🤔

[forest wagon]

it can be

[uneven edge]

no

[forest wagon]

basically any scaling joker is good so its as well

[uneven edge]

i’d say it’s mid at best

[uneven edge]

I wouldn’t say fortune teller or swash buckler is good

solely because it scales

[forest wagon]

swash hardly scales

[cold mantle]

it has great potential but its circumstantial, not an always grab it joker

[uneven edge]

situational but it doesn’t mean it’s good

[uneven edge]

but it scales

you were saying any scaling joker is good

[forest wagon]

yes and I meant any consistently scaling joker

[lyric vine]

im feeding it bad jokers, its got polychrome too 🤔

[forest wagon]

that scaling jokers usually refer to

[lyric vine]

bruh baron and chad both from one pack

[uneven edge]

oooh nice chad

baron ew

[lyric vine]

yeah

thats what i did

im a pro now guys 🔥

[rapid hill]

Same

[lyric vine]

speaking of which i lost at ante 7 boss blind

[lyric vine]

same, but my other jokers are weird

i wonder how sock and buskin isnt up there

i swear i used it a lot

[brisk zinc]

my shit so generic

trib being in top 10 says something about my luck with souls

[lyric vine]

what does triboulet do 🤔

[brisk zinc]

all kings and queens give x2 mult

[lyric vine]

very cool

[north flint]

classic photochad 😭

[brisk zinc]

first run of the day ⁉️

maybe i'll grind more high stakes today to get closer to c+

[kind ocean]

I hate card sharp with all my heart

[north flint]

i love card sharp with all my heart

[wanton oak]

The duality of man

[north flint]

space joker gonna get up there, loving it recently

only when it works 1/10 1/4 times

[lyric vine]

i swear the needle gets me every time

always so close to winning then needle boss blind raaah

[lyric vine]

caradsharp 🔥

[lyric vine]

as a new player, photochad looks cool

[north flint]

photochad saved my ass so many times

[lyric vine]

fr

it cant save me against needle

how do you deal with needle after ante 3+

cause like until then its not really a problem for me

[north flint]

idk a straight way

[brisk zinc]

by having a strong enough build

needle has a lower requirement than other boss blinds

it's equal to the ante's small blind so you can use the small blind to test if a certain hand is enough to beat it

[north flint]

if i dont get the required in the small blind, i just... buy more stuff?

[lyric vine]

well it took me two attempts 😭

also love this with all my heart

shame i had to give it up earlier for brainstorm

they would be cool together

[brisk zinc]

card sharp is cool til you get the eye

[sharp compass]

Or the needle

[lyric vine]

yeahe.

[brisk zinc]

lol !

reasons why photochad sucks

[lyric vine]

joker far right? whats that.

[brisk zinc]

3x mult for straights

[north flint]

dude no wonder i was getting so lucky 😭
i forgot i had oops all 6s

[brisk zinc]

quite homophobic imo

[lyric vine]

well paradolia or whatever also sucks because of that

but cant you say everything sucks

they all got their counters from blinds

[north flint]

i love paradolia so much but its lowkey buns

[brisk zinc]

ok i survived ez

no way i get a holo wee joker in the next shop

do we pivot these

[tame timber]

Hello

[brisk zinc]

hi

[kind ocean]

eye or needle 💔

this is why acrobat solos

[north flint]

gold stake checkered deck complete 🔥

[kind ocean]

don't worry 10 4 will save you

[brisk zinc]

that was like 20 minutes ago

and yes it did save me

[north flint]

just won with polychrome acrobat

[brisk zinc]

actually the order probably saved me more

am i dead here

should i copy wee instead it's at +856

ok i'm not dead

but next ante will be death

well i got it to +1000 again yippee

[sharp compass]

Perkeo the best (got full house at around lvl 20)

[wintry elk]

best legendary joker for a reason

[north flint]

lowkey cooking?!?!?!
made it to ante 12 on gold stake for the first time?!?!

58 million to 1.2 billion, insane scaling at gold stake

alright, blue, yellow and checkered deck gold staked, which one do i go for next??

[kind ocean]

ghost

[spice patrol]

plasma

[fallow robin]

What should I go for u guys think

[north flint]

what do you even wanna hex when playing ghost deck

[patent flame]

None of these

Get money up pls

[white pulsar]

[white pulsar]

You don't need baron, go for a sock/idol build if you have photochad

also, get your money up

[patent flame]

First problem is playing flushes long term

With a stencil setup

A better play is using straights instead

Would probably hit a mil if u do that

Convenience isn't efficiency

[white pulsar]

Jupiter was the first planet card I encountered in shop, and it was the correct play

I had to lean into it, otherwise my run would've ended ante 2

I know straights scale better, and that could've helped me against the vessel, but flush was the choice I had to make

[white pulsar]

true, but like I implied, what's the point if you don't survive

[patent flame]

Ohh right

U unfortunately can't choose planets u want in shop

[white pulsar]

exactly

[patent flame]

I assume Jupiter was the most prominent without telescope

[white pulsar]

nah

[patent flame]

Jupiter is the main thing that made u lose here

If u played straights with saturn u would've won shit

[white pulsar]

you're right

IF Saturn showed up

[patent flame]

There's so many proof about how flushes are shitty without AJ

And this is one of them

[white pulsar]

there was nothing I could do lol

[patent flame]

I know

[white pulsar]

if I pivoted to saturn, I would've lost

[patent flame]

Jupiter problem not player problem in this case

[white pulsar]

more than anything

it's a violet vessel problem

[patent flame]

Vessel is the hardest boss in the game

Regardless if ur new or old

If ur new having to build for 300k is already hell

[white pulsar]

yeah I'm quite experienced, I know what works and what doesn't

[patent flame]

If ur old u gotta face 1.2m

1.2m is already painful with the shit u can get in gold stake

[white pulsar]

but like, there's not much I could've done; I didn't even have director's cut

that didn't show up in shop

[patent flame]

Yea it's unfortunate

[white pulsar]

so I did everything right in my run, it just wasn't enough lol

it hurts, but ya know

now if it was my beloved photochad

you know I would've went to the moon

lmao

[patent flame]

Yeap

Card scoring is objectively the best and only good option for flushes

[white pulsar]

yep

[patent flame]

AJ blood oops arrowhead

[white pulsar]

even if I don't play flushes, photochad stay winning

waiting for this server to add a photochad emote lmao

[blissful geode]

*im having the best run of my life with all face card deck and jokers.
The plant:

[blissful geode]

The problem is that the plant appears WHEN IM ON A STREAK

[nova shore]

yea, it can do that

if you have only spades in the deck is more likely to get that boss

[rapid hill]

Red seal In my opinion

But blue seal is good when I have gold car

Card

[hot pike]

I guess red seal for white stake highscore

[rapid hill]

But also higher scores if you are lucky enough

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🙆

[tardy hound]

this game dying bro

we need updates that add stuff to the game

[tardy fox]

Poop

[rapid hill]

Nah it doesnt still it find new players

[tame bolt]

balatro irl is so cool

i recommend

[coral pebble]

I finally beat blue stake 🥀

[dusk marten]

Yep I did play in white stake. Also I didn't win with glass cards I won with bonus cards (I have only gotten 1 glass card in the entire run)

[candid kernel]

blue seals are just objectively the best one for non-endless

[honest canopy]

If I get Certificate and I get a red seal it makes me sad