🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

Alr

[nova shore]

"tragicomédia" "trágico e comédia"

[slim junco]

But minininlla already answered me

[lapis lodge]

no way, I'll sell the white cat... I hope I can survive in the meantime...

[lapis lodge]

Oh, that's right.

[nova shore]

I will organize an appointment with the plant for you

[slim junco]

⚰️

[cerulean spade]

uh oh

[lapis lodge]

XDdDDDD

[slim junco]

HAHAHAHA

F

[nova shore]

google chrome? 😭

[lapis lodge]

wish me luck

[lapis lodge]

lol

[austere robin]

Classic

[slim junco]

Good luck

[lapis lodge]

[slim junco]

HAHAHAHA

Epic

[narrow bloom]

ngl I would kill for a femboy roommate

[pallid hawk]

wrong server man

[nova shore]

?

yea we sell jimbos and bananas

not that

[narrow bloom]

nah

[slim junco]

What

[lapis lodge]

WHY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nova shore]

[lapis lodge]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHY I DO?

[thick ledge]

Seed games count for unlocking things??

[lapis lodge]

ayuden mierdaaaaaa

[nova shore]

no

[thick ledge]

Oh ok

[nova shore]

pero que queres que haga

vende el dado ya xd

[thick ledge]

Nose

[lapis lodge]

sabes español

?

[nova shore]

4

[thick ledge]

Balatreate

[lapis lodge]

y yo escribiendo en inglés como pendejo

[nova shore]

yea rules xd

[thick ledge]

Juega balatro se balatro come balatro SE EL BALATRO

[nova shore]

papus tengo un sv en español, quieren entrar?

[lapis lodge]

ME ESTOY BALATREANDO PERO NO ES SUFICIENTE

[lapis lodge]

yo

[thick ledge]

No gracias balatrero

[lapis lodge]

bro el plano es el plano

le digo chau al dado ?

[slim junco]

Skip.

[thick ledge]

Si

[slim junco]

Or sell the dice

[lapis lodge]

maybe you're right

[slim junco]

Yeah

Confia em mim

❤️‍🩹🔋🔋

[lapis lodge]

It is very greedy and risky

....

[lapis lodge]

jjajaajaja

[slim junco]

SKIP TS

[wet lava]

can you get more than one of the same card in spectral packs?

i just got 2 deja vus

[lapis lodge]

It will hurt but goodbye...

[slim junco]

Idk

😛

[lapis lodge]

🥲

adios amor mevoy de ti el amor de tu vida...

[slim junco]

Deixa ele descansar em paz 😞

[lapis lodge]

poer que me dejaste?

[slim junco]

Kakakakaka

[lapis lodge]

😔

thanks Wahpa

[dapper pasture]

Que tal mi run?

[lapis lodge]

You are very friendly

ta chida

[slim junco]

Welcome

[slim junco]

Da pra melhorar

[lapis lodge]

agregale reyes de acero y queda

[dapper pasture]

Eso estaba pensando

[lapis lodge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[austere robin]

If you have 3 or more Kings in hand, its better to put Blueprint next to Baron

[upbeat ibex]

How do I get a Mary Andy

I feel like a single father, I NEED HELP

[slim junco]

Poor ajua

[cedar island]

hello everyone, ive gotten into this game a bit, the hour count must go up!

[cloud forge]

Friendly daily reminder: You’re stronger than you think, and whatever today throws at you, you can handle it. Take a deep breath, keep going, and don’t forget to take care of yourself.

[drifting belfry]

can i share the reminder i got today then

[slim junco]

tbh, i kinda needed to hear this
at this exact same moment i wish for nothing but my leg damn broken
tonight sucks.

[rotund shuttle]

Don't tap the glass

[drifting belfry]

keep a good mindset. if you think you're awful at something, it's usually because of two things: you're either inexperienced or you're underselling yourself. instead of thinking "i'll never do this i'm not good enough, think "i can do this it just might take a while"

especially artists, i dont know why so many of you think your art is horrible 😭 it's really good bro

also remember to stay hydrated and take breaks and stuff. keep yourself healthy, try not to overwork yourself, and have a good day :3

[pseudo patio]

Help.

[drifting belfry]

sorry but thats what balatro does

[agile zenith]

Does anyone know what negative invis does?

[slim junco]

Yeah youll have 7 jokers out of 6

Essentially making any newer spawning negative utterly useless

[cedar island]

aw shit, probably wouldnt have lost if i didnt lose gros michel just 1 round before the final boss

less than 2000 chips away from winning

[agile zenith]

Thats interesting! Thx for the info ^^

[gleaming lantern]

also a different question: can we add localisation translation issues in the google form? i speak korean and am down to send in stuff thru the google form, but idk if that would be useful to send multiple or just 1 form at a time

[wanton steeple]

tried carrying obelisk in a build

even with a 1000 chip with and constant 4ok 2s with +50 chip chad duo and +10 mult 2s

I still couldn't carry it to a win

why obelisk bad

[slim junco]

Because

You don't play obelisk

You prepare it

Like baron mime

[lime night]

obelisk plays you 💔

[slim junco]

You dont play baron mime

You want it

You prepare all your hands in advance til its moment for you to say

"Should i pivot? Yes"

[livid elbow]

So are we still not allowed to talk about mods from the games mobile version or no?

[nova shore]

not allowed

[livid elbow]

Dang

[silent reef]

My ultra powered high card run has been ended

[patent flame]

Copies a joker and overrides the joker slot

So basically, 7/6

[amber kettle]

Hello

[full estuary]

why do negative jokers look the way they do?

red isn't yellow when inverted, but a negative Red Card is yellow!

[rich pagoda]

Balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[desert tusk]

Maybe the black refers to an absence

[full estuary]

but. jimbo's collar is still blue when inverted

how can his collar and eye makeup match but his hat and lips not

[wanton steeple]

Down to last 35 jokers to gold stake for c++

you know a reverse checkered deck would be a nice casual flush deck

with diamonds and clubs

[rose plinth]

Is a bigger shop good?

[patent flame]

Yes

Seeing More jokers more taros more planets

0 downside

[willow schooner]

Okay chat I'm cooked there is no way out of this

Maybe there is but I'm just stupid, I'm still new to the game

[patent flame]

At this point u need glass to survive

[willow schooner]

i thought i was good enough

I'm a failure

I should commit seppuku

[tall hare]

jokerless is fucking brutal

[willow schooner]

Use planet cards

[tall hare]

no shit sherlock

[crude dune]

[rose plinth]

-$10 is the down side xD

[patent flame]

Nope

U should only be clearing vouchers if ur econ is settled

[rose plinth]

Lol i was stuck between misprint and bigger shop

And it is im doing good with it

[wanton steeple]

gold staked diet cola

5 uncommon baseball constellation carry

[wise plaza]

2 negatives to choose from

[latent hemlock]

That’s… 4….

Oh wait, verdant leafe

Nvm

[patent flame]

In the worst deck for these 😢

It's ok. Tempy value

[wise plaza]

ya just extra temprence

[elfin turret]

New here. Has there been any word on the update time frame?

getting really frustrated with blue stake and a few other things that will be patched

[wise plaza]

probably be done before halflife 3 gets released

[latent hemlock]

Also before gta 6

[vernal tartan]

Use tarot cards

[vale coyote]

Can like anyone help me

My balatro won't start

I'm on ipad

And it's stuck on "loading cloud save"

I've been waiting for like 15 minutes

[supple ivy]

Bro what did you have there?

A naneinf run or wtf XD

[inner plaza]

me, seconds before facing the plant with a king of diamonds build :3

[vale coyote]

All decks with gold stickers

And like

And a bunch of jokers with gold stickers too

Mainly all the rare/legendary ones

[tall hare]

i managed to win

[nova shore]

good morning chat, wyd?

[fallen trout]

Balling

How are you?

[nova shore]

tea

forgot how to say when you eat in the morning

breakfast

[fallen trout]

That's an interesting mood

[nova shore]

yea but now im more confused xd

why you need to break fast to eat?

oh break like "time out" right?

[fallen trout]

Hmm

Jimball must consult the archives
-# (look it up on wikipedia)

[nova shore]

:^

[fallen trout]

"The word in English refers to breaking the fasting period of the previous night."

Thanks wikipedia

[nova shore]

uh

ok so you just cut night eating food

how interesting

anyway, why jimball isn't in the cryptid server?

[fallen trout]

It's not letting me join

[nova shore]

??

[fallen trout]

Whenever I join it kicks me from the server

[nova shore]

that's rare tbh

tried cryposting?

[wanton steeple]

Possible an IP shadow ban

If u use a VPN

[fallen trout]

I'm not

[wanton steeple]

For some reason I can't join the xemu discord on my main account even tho I'm not banned

Always tells me the invite link is invalid

When it isn't

[nova shore]

uhhh could be your name?

[fallen trout]

I'm not ip banned

[tall hare]

debtmaxxing

[fallen trout]

I don't see how I would be

[nova shore]

↑

[gilded condor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1m4djtv/someone_has_kept_telling_me_about_high_card/

im sobbing at this

[fallen trout]

I'm in

It might be my account age?

[wanton steeple]

My name just fine

[nova shore]

nah i dont think so

[wanton steeple]

Eleberate

[nova shore]

which

[wanton steeple]

I dunno you tell me

[fallen trout]

Why not?

[nova shore]

how the age of the account will be relevant?

[fallen trout]

Maybe they only let accounts older than a certain age in

I have no idea

[wanton steeple]

That wouldn't matter unless they lie about their age and discord AI kicks in

[fallen trout]

Account age

Not user age

[wanton steeple]

Still wouldn't really matter

I don't think there is any admin options for that

[fallen trout]

I don't know

[nova shore]

thats what i said

[wanton steeple]

Account without verification yeah

Have u verified ur email

[fallen trout]

Yes

[wanton steeple]

Phone number verification?

[fallen trout]

If it wanted phone number verification it would say that

[wanton steeple]

If u don't have phone verification that's another setting admis have to block users

[fallen trout]

I don't think that's possible

[wanton steeple]

It is

[fallen trout]

I know you can stop people from messaging but I don't think it can remove them from the server

[wanton steeple]

They probably have a bot for it

Probably pulls from the API then kicks people who aren't verified

Quite possibly phone verification

[fallen trout]

Wouldn't make much sense though

[nova shore]

i didnt know that was a thing

[wanton steeple]

A lot of these servers that get popular enable this stuff

Makes it easier from getting flooded from raids or bots

Doesn't stop them but makes it where average Joe can't make a new account join and do malicious stuff

[fallen trout]

That doesn't do anything the verification level doesn't already do

Except worse

[unborn agate]

Hello, just thought I would pop in and introduce myself as new here

[fallen trout]

Because now it's impossible to know what to do to join

[unborn agate]

Balatro is awesomesauce

[fallen trout]

Anyway

Jimball

[pale bridge]

are there games like balatro?

[fallen trout]

Have you tried a game called Balatro

[pale bridge]

yes

[unborn agate]

No i haven't but I heard Balatro is pretty good i might pick it up on sale or smth

[fallen trout]

You should

[pale bridge]

but is there any other game like it

[fallen trout]

I'm sadly not officially in it yet.

[pale bridge]

i wanna form a pair, then a 2 pair, the a three of a kind, and then a fullhouse

[nova shore]

tried mods in balatro?

[unborn agate]

Someone introduce this guy to cryptid

[pale bridge]

...?

[fallen trout]

Cryptid is cool because I'm in it

[nova shore]

not yet

let it have fun

[mighty sluice]

I made this

For anyone to use

[pale bridge]

the thing is... i already hv balatro downloaded on my 2nd pc

so i want another balatro like game for my main pc

[nova shore]

uh

the poker part or the roguelike part?

[mighty sluice]

Isn’t slay the spire supposed to similar

[pale bridge]

both

but preferrably the poker part

[nova shore]

yea slay the spire

[nova shore]

then no

[pale bridge]

or i could replay sekiro: shadows die twice for the 13th time

[nova shore]

why you dont try balatro with mods?

[unborn agate]

People looking at brainstorm but they don't know they can rearrange their Joker orders (They have Diet Cola in their left slot)

[pale bridge]

hmm

i could make mods for balatro

[nova shore]

ok thats fine

[pale bridge]

thanks helpful man

(or woman)

[nova shore]

there's a lot of information for that

[pale bridge]

(or lghdtv+)

[nova shore]

#1349064230825103441

[nova shore]

dont worry i dont know how to use that

[pale bridge]

bharosa nahi aaj kal ke logo kya, kisi cheez ko kis tareeki se lele, so mai to koshish karta hu sab sahi rahe

[nova shore]

no

[pale bridge]

no what brother?

[nova shore]

i dont know what language are you speaking

[lost tangle]

Anyone know what the all ten seed is?

[nova shore]

idk

[tawny island]

uhmm has anyone ever seen this

yes i love my red-sealed gold of spades

[fallen trout]

7LB2WVPK

[fallen trout]

I think this is it

[lost tangle]

I ght

[fallen trout]

What

[tawny island]

are you guys npc's

genuine question

dead internet theory is relevant again

[fallen trout]

I don't think I am

[tawny island]

then react to what i sent lmfao

[lost tangle]

Fuck

Fake ass seed

[fallen trout]

Uh

You know it only works on the erratic deck

Right

[lost tangle]

What?

[tawny island]

lmfao

[fallen trout]

Erratic deck

[lost tangle]

Saying like I know that

[fallen trout]

The one that randomizes your cards when you start

[latent hemlock]

He joined the server today

He is new

Oh wait, so did you

[fallen trout]

Yes

[latent hemlock]

Crz

Welcome, I guess

[fallen trout]

Almost like server join time doesn't equal game knowledge

[latent hemlock]

Looking at the fact he is playing red deck combined with the fact he joined today

Makes me think he is new

[fallen trout]

Good point

[lost tangle]

The fuck

Absolute abhorrent hand

[lethal iris]

huh

rip bozo

[lost tangle]

And how do I get an erratic deck

[rough wigeon]

Win on Orange Stake i think?

[latent hemlock]

Yup

[devout birch]

guys 😭

in all honesty, do I just ignore it LMAO

[latent hemlock]

You need yorick?

[devout birch]

hes on 10x mult

[latent hemlock]

But do you need him?

[devout birch]

hmmm

im on ante 9

so i dont think so icl

[latent hemlock]

Or are you not going for a naninf

[devout birch]

na im jus balling

but damn selling yorrick HURTS 😭

[latent hemlock]

If you get burgerlar you might be lucky

[latent hemlock]

I know

It’s like breaking up after a 5 year relationship

I think…

[devout birch]

yeah might just sell him cuz another mime/blueprint would go crazy

[devout birch]

yeah he was in an early arcane pack too

unseeded 🫠

[latent hemlock]

Another bp is best case scenario

[latent hemlock]

Niiiiiiice

[devout birch]

yeah i think ill fold

and sell yorrick

YEOWCH

😭

[latent hemlock]

Aight

You got this

[devout birch]

ive never really played for naninf

[latent hemlock]

3

2

1

Sell him

[devout birch]

done.

[latent hemlock]

You okay?

[rough wigeon]

i was trying to get Perkeo from an Ante 1 Charm Tag, I got Chicot and just casually restarted to continue finding Perkeo lol

[devout birch]

no, this does feel like a breakup

BUT IMAGINE IF IT HITS BP

[latent hemlock]

Frrrrrr

[devout birch]

but i guess ill try today LMAO

[devout birch]

actually ive never thought of rerolling for legendaries like thos

😭

[latent hemlock]

Hopefully you find an ecto and a burglar

[rough wigeon]

lol fair because it takes a lot of time

[devout birch]

this is green stake telescope deck, i was just trying to up my stakes on everything

didnt plan on getting an insane setup like this

😭

[rough wigeon]

using Handy to just spam a key to restart sped it up by like a LOT

[devout birch]

dude thats crazy lol

i havent hit the reroll mines yet

[rough wigeon]

Got Perkeo after like 4 rerolls

[devout birch]

im just trying to organically get gold stakes on everything for now

[devout birch]

4 🫠

how many times did you hit chicot

[rough wigeon]

actually no not 4

[rough wigeon]

idk like 3?

[devout birch]

😭

bro hitting chicot from a soul has to be top 5 worst feelings in bala

[rough wigeon]

How do i explain this

Took me like so many tries to get 4 of them at once

idk how i even managed to get 4 instances running at the same time

[devout birch]

DUDE THATS CRAZY

[fallen goblet]

just joined the server, can i ask for advice on a run here?

[devout birch]

go on

[fallen goblet]

okay so

wait let me screenshot real quick

[devout birch]

i just joined too cuz this was driving me crazy LMAO

[dusk marten]

So can we agree that spare trousers can neg the dbz verse

[devout birch]

yeah no this is actually insane 😭 crazy dedication

[rough wigeon]

right side had Chicot, left side had Perkeo

[fallen trout]

Quantum Balatro

[rough wigeon]

i broke down after I failed to do a Particle Accelerator Build

[fallen goblet]

NOOOOO I CLOSED MY PACK ON ACCIDENT WHILE TAKING THE SCREEN

[rough wigeon]

then went back to blowing up my eardrums

[devout birch]

OUCH MAN

hopefully that didnt cook ur run

[rough wigeon]

LMAO

[fallen goblet]

what i was gonna ask is selling sock&buskin worth it in hopes of getting a trib 💔💔 on an unseeded run rn

[fallen trout]

Pain

[rough wigeon]

damn it must've hurt

[fallen goblet]

very painfuo

trib was probably the only way of saving my run atp

[devout birch]

PRAYING IT HITS BP

fuck its brainstorm but thats still good

[rough wigeon]

Who knows what was in that soul

Can u DM me the seed tho I'll try to see what's in that soul

[rough wigeon]

same thing no?

[devout birch]

fuckkk thats actually painful

[devout birch]

I mean true but does invis copy the holo?

[rough wigeon]

uh no i don't think so

[devout birch]

oh then yeah nvm

[rough wigeon]

idk i forgot

[devout birch]

we ball

[fallen trout]

Copy baron for better scoring?

[devout birch]

OH true, thank you

i was trying to farm cash since i had a few gold kings but i forgot to switch it back lmao

[rough wigeon]

first i tried with 2, then 3, then 4, should i try to do 5?

[devout birch]

imagine i got this before i sold the yorrick LMAO

[fallen trout]

Antimatter voucher moment

[devout birch]

FINALLY, i had these two cards for god knows how long

[rough wigeon]

cool

[devout birch]

how would you fit it on your screen is the question LOL

gotta go for 6 at that point

[rough wigeon]

also that quad Balatro setup i showed generated me a soul like every ~5 minutes

[rough wigeon]

Same with how i did 3

[devout birch]

this is crazy

have you ever hit a negative perkeo

[rough wigeon]

1 covered half left side, 2 covered right side evenly

[fallen trout]

Ballertro

[rough wigeon]

i did hit a negative canio

then shared the seed

since yk, it's from a charm tag

[rough wigeon]

[rough wigeon]

is that the joker everyone hates?

[fallen trout]

I think so

[devout birch]

YO

i got the negative joker slot thing so i can pick it up with no issues lmfao

[fallen trout]

I, Jimball, personally hate Obelisk

+1 mult to whoever knows why

[devout birch]

nvm run's over and there wasnt a single director's cut voucher 🥀

ante 11 for this seed is such a premature end 😭

[lost tangle]

How do I unlock orange stake

[fallen trout]

Win runs on the same deck

Unlock higher stakes

[devout birch]

it comes after the purple stake

keep beating higher stakes with the same deck, and then beat orange stake to get erratic

[fallen trout]

You have to beat the deck on the highest stake available to unlock the next stake btw

[devout birch]

how is it that when im on the abandoned deck, i get barons left and right

😭

[steel fiber]

oh darn...

[fallen trout]

Pray to jimbo to get better rng

[devout birch]

BRO LMFAO

[upper forge]

mmmh

[round fossil]

I'm at the point of baron runs where a Troubador is honestly one of the best jokers to have in your roster. Having two of them makes taking ectos so much easier

[upper forge]

im cooked

[fallen trout]

Ante 39?

[upper forge]

nah, with the maximus mod

[fallen trout]

Ah

[upper forge]

ant 16

[fallen trout]

w h a t .

[fallen trout]

I'm not sure if talisman breaks existing saves at all but you can try adding it

I know it stops recording highest hand scores but I don't know if that's all

[upper forge]

the price is random....

[fallen trout]

Erratic Deck 2

[chrome gust]

@distant comet I just had another idea for a new stake idea: Rental and Perishable jokers now act on each hand instead of each round. So like the rental would activate after each hand and the perishable joker would lose one of its 5 “rounds” after each hand played

[undone pine]

its good if you build your deck towards it

[full verge]

does anyone know if gold stake causes the seeds to give different results?

[honest canopy]

Your unlocked jokers can make seeds different. Gold stake shouldn't change what appears

[full verge]

weird trying to find a seed that trivializes gold stake for every deck ubt not having much luck

[honest canopy]

Obviously gold stake just gives those jokers a chance to be eternal/rental/perishable

We finally did it! Shoutouts to everyone who helped and backseated along the way. Thank you to a nat negative Invisible Joker for allowing me to have 7/6 jokers. And an anti-shoutout to Sixth Sense for not giving me Ectoplasm after a lot of attempts

[distant comet]

well shit

that could work

[distant comet]

oh my wauw

absolute cinema

[white pulsar]

wtf this is so good https://youtu.be/WsJipOfLzNk

[young bolt]

Fuck yall

[white pulsar]

??????????

who hurt you?

[patent flame]

What's exciting about it

[chrome wyvern]

Frfrfr

[young bolt]

OH MY GOD YES I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT

NOT A SINGLE SMALL OR BIG BLIND

[patent flame]

Wtf

[young bolt]

I tried to beat the game without playing any small or big blind

And i finally did it

[acoustic jolt]

That Justice is gonna save me bro

Trust me bro

[thorny condor]

why are we using dagger

[acoustic jolt]

I don't

Temperance value

It did fuck me over once though

I accidentally stabbed Chad

Thankfully got it back

There's literally no reason not to get a negative when you have enough money

[scenic sable]

I had such a lucky run the other day getting stencil joker early and finding several negative jokers

[acoustic jolt]

Yesterday got a run

3 blueprints and 2 brainstorms

Photochad

Saw DNA

I sold chad

I am so stupid

That run was easily Ante 16 or smth material

[dawn narwhal]

gg

[glass ginkgo]

Help 🥲

[mental kelp]

LocalThunk wtf WHERE is the update??? Ive been waiting 1 year and still no new content! I need more content, more shiny toys to play with

[slim junco]

You're cringe

[mental kelp]

Im being honest here

[dense urchin]

Have you 100% the game?

Is that why ur bored?

[twin cargo]

9/11

[wanton steeple]

Honestly if the new update ends up as dlc I'd still buy it

Balatro has proven to me it deserves my money

[slim junco]

Really fun gold stake run

[wanton steeple]

All 400+ hours

[slim junco]

Replaced bull with showman cause it gave me more chips lol

[wanton steeple]

I still need to gold stake showman

Weirdly enough

Showman never shows up in my runs

I've had a single good run

But had to sell because boss

[slim junco]

Yeah I'm happy with that gold sticker

Feels like an odd one to take to ante 8

Also my flash card is entirely in the wrong position I just noticed

[slim junco]

lol

[wanton steeple]

Last time I took showman

[slim junco]

Lmao

[merry silo]

Negative joker stencil lol

[mental kelp]

Gold stake all decks multiple times

Not going for c++

Thats boring

[grim mist]

this reminds me of that one time where my luck with showman was the exact opposite

2 blackholes in a mega celestial pack

[wanton steeple]

Black hole honestly isn't that good most of the time

It doesn't level up constellation

Since it's not considered a planet card

And most times you're playing towards one or two hands

[slim junco]

Is this real

[merry silo]

Yeah lol

[slim junco]

Oh right yea

The x0 makes sense

Cause its not in one of your joker slots

[fiery yew]

what the fuck

[rotund herald]

W playlist?

[patent flame]

The beep boop list

[twin cargo]

This game is for autistic people

[wanton steeple]

And?

[twin cargo]

You are autistic

[wanton steeple]

And?

[iron pendant]

0/10 rage bait

[twin cargo]

it's the truth

[iron pendant]

Still rage bait

[wanton steeple]

And?

[twin cargo]

Bueno yo me voy de este server lleno de retrasados

[twin cargo]

Es tu único argumento

Puto

[wanton steeple]

And?

[iron pendant]

Average hater

[twin cargo]

Bueno chau mogólicos

[stray vapor]

re wachin

[wanton steeple]

And?

[iron pendant]

How much luck i had in this run

[wanton steeple]

Would be better if u were on a gold stake run

Two extra gold stickers

Towards c++ completion

[wanton steeple]

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🥷

[iron pendant]

Idk, mime and Gold Joker is already good, and they are negatives so they literally make combo with the Baron and give extra slot, i was looking to Blueprint and Brainstorm

[wanton steeple]

I haven't tried early ante showman builds yet

Because it never really shows up for me

I wonder could riff Raff work with showman to make 2 of the same joker

[mental kelp]

Ill be asking this every day, so the update will be delayed by 1 day every time
Carzy? Yes, I was crazy once

[reef hill]

i'm jakeing it

[regal hinge]

hehe

[autumn lynx]

Completely random but my friend absolutely sold in gartic phone

[copper coyote]

estoy balatreando

[grim mist]

thank you showman for giving me polychrome dna instead of a brainstorm/blueprint that could've saved my run

[violet dome]

I don’t see the problem in being autistic

[rotund herald]

Yo what would be the optimal joker arrangement here?

[grim mist]

i don't think there's any, blueprint and brainstorm don't copy editions

either sock or dusk

[rotund herald]

Should I have one copy mime?

Oh wait no that would be dumb

Thanks

[shadow hull]

Causas que vendo ?? O sigo así la built?

Why should I sell it? Or should I continue building it like this?

[fallen trout]

Why are you selling a joker? You have an open slot.

Also which joker were you wanting to sell?

[distant epoch]

Hola chicos

Volvio el dios

[dense urchin]

Baltro

[fallen trout]

What

[dense urchin]

1 jimbillion dollars

[fallen trout]

Jimball

[dense urchin]

joker

[fallen trout]

I'm you

But s p h e r e

[dense urchin]

I'm also me

Fat Chinese baby?!?!

[plucky wagon]

hi guys someone know something abt balatro mod

yes me

hi

[fallen trout]

Which mod

[dense urchin]

I can't get balatro mods

[fallen trout]

There's a lot

[plucky wagon]

the brqainstorm

[dense urchin]

I'm mobile 😦

[plucky wagon]

my game got crashed

i can send the code

[fallen trout]

Try #⚙・modding-general

[plucky wagon]

oh

there is a modding chat

lol

thanks

[fallen trout]

Yes

@toxic gulch is balling

[toxic gulch]

yessir

[fallen trout]

Why are you so gray

[distant epoch]

Guys

My creation is so peak

[fallen trout]

Elaborate

[sharp compass]

Maybe because of stencil

[fallen trout]

What

[slim junco]

we stopped killing games

[karmic flame]

What of spades

[final furnace]

if it just wasnt a lucky cat run man i got everything for a vampire run in just 2 shops. 2 negatives from negative skip with 2 double tags bcs i was like, i wont get a better skip anyways

[nimble geyser]

2/2 of spades

[rose plinth]

Supernova at x8 rn should i get rid of something or skip supernova?

Im thinking if anything Raised fist or card sharp

[long cave]

Happy day of friendship everyone

[heavy anvil]

One of spades...

[karmic flame]

Your name

[icy frost]

discovering photochad has made all my runs sooo easyyy

i never used glass cards before but now yes please 😍

[nimble geyser]

integral

[broken depot]

Is that a Your Name reference

[marsh ibex]

is that a is that a jojo reference reference?

[broken depot]

You make me question if society is worth salvaging

[nimble geyser]

is that a is that a is that a jojo reference reference reference?

[marsh ibex]

lol

[final furnace]

do i go for bloodstone instat of the luckycat here? luckycat is x28

[fresh current]

i'll say bloodstone is x1.15 per card

to be safe

[final furnace]

with 25 triggers per hand

its higher

[fresh current]

maybe 1.2x bloodstone is worth

but idk

hm

[final furnace]

on avarage x32 so higher than the cat and its also poly

[fresh current]

on average it's better

cat does scale but bloodstone is better on average

however

i hate relying on bloodstone

with dusk

you only get one shot every round with it

so maybe

it's probably worth

[zenith mango]

Y’all how do you work green joker

[fresh current]

i might skip rounds to preserve glass and give less chances for bloodstone to screw me over if i take it, bc i doubt you get stronger if you take bloodstone

[fresh current]

green joker and a chip joker enables high card or pairs

later on it's like squeezing +50/+60 mult into just 1 joker slot

which is very powerful

scaling chips is ideal, but something like blue joker or odd todd can work too

[final furnace]

i did it anyways, my (almost) strongest hand is going now i only need 1 more steel for perfect but thats only x2.25

[fresh current]

like i felt confortable taking grimbo here as eternal rental because when i have green joker and runner, i’m consistently scaling both mult and chips

so it’s like it gives me time to set up

and more chances to find xmult

[final furnace]

new highscore 🥹

[fresh current]

also later on when you start getting valuable cards like gold cards or blue seals playing throwaway hands is profitable

to dig through your deck

early on tho it’s still worth to play extra hands for grimbo because it gives you a safety net

[fresh current]

nicee, you’ve got more chances at it too

bc of bloodstone rng

it could be even higher

[fresh current]

also it should be better to double copy idol

even with the bloodstone

[final furnace]

alr i will try it i hit way more than i need so i can try

[fresh current]

theres some bloodstone noise so its hard to test

but i counted 4 triggers and 4 scoring if you double copy idol and ignore bloodstone

and bloodstone is like a quarter of a scoring effect

compared to idol

[final furnace]

i did hit around the same, e35 but i didnt look at the bloodstone

invis that i cant take 😭

[fresh current]

downside of taking bloodstone ig

i thought you couldn't hit a better scoring joker in the shop without showman

i forgot about that one

mb

[final furnace]

prob wont get it done, wish me some blood stone hits

[fresh current]

good luck, there’s a good chance

serpent helps a little

[final furnace]

i have eternal golden ticket, if invis would hit that i would be done. 1 entire slot gone

[fresh current]

ah true

it’s a highroll play

[final furnace]

yeah i could have had 2 more steal cards but was too stupid to think abt that and discarded 2 times

[fresh current]

still mostly good hits though

[alpine relic]

perfection

[fresh current]

still not super meaningful

[latent hemlock]

Wow

[fresh current]

with idol and retriggers

[finite river]

For anyone who’s beaten c++:
how long did it take you?

[final furnace]

it was soooo close, the 2 steal cards wouldnt have safed it tho i think, i would have been a bit too low. but ngl i am not sure if i even could have had 3 more steals

[median loom]

XDD

[rigid barn]

THIS GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE

[final furnace]

what problems are you having?

[final furnace]

i am really sad that i just got blank voucher and didnt get the antimatter it would have been so amazing. prob like e40 to 45 potential or smth

[neat sundial]

What hands do you recommend for passing the blue pot with the spectral deck?

[fresh current]

yeah 2 red steel is a 5x, you needed like a 15x

[fresh current]

yeah

still a great run

[final furnace]

alr

[final furnace]

obv, i am really happy, it started as a fun run with a friend

[fresh current]

usually pairs are the most consistent hand type

[rigid barn]

Seems like either I get a decent build and can’t get enough money to make it really good or I make enough money and get that rolling then can’t make it through the rounds

[lean crane]

My best run yet

[alpine relic]

rip very weird run

[ornate cove]

Damn

[ornate cove]

It hasn't animations

[lean crane]

I kinda like it more without animations

[fresh current]

I can reccomend some videos

from Balatro University on youtube

for getting good fundamentals

[ornate cove]

R u a gambler?

[lean crane]

I mean, I'm a Bloodstone enjoyer

Maybe

[ornate cove]

Damn, Daniel

[ornate cove]

Where is the banana

[lean crane]

No me di cuenta que hablas español

[fresh current]

https://youtu.be/atVF4VLHks4?si=wtxRvBHAjf2yN8BI This is a bit overexplained, and some of it is outdated, but i think it’s a good watch for a beginner

the same channel has some gold stake playlists, you can watch those for higher level gameplay

[rigid barn]

Old doesn’t mean not relevant right

[fresh current]

ofc

it’s just in an old update, most notably it was before the shop 1 buffoon pack was guaranteed

nowadays you take the first buffoon pack most of the time

[sharp compass]

Why are the worst boss blinds "water" and "plant"
They're made in a way that if it's taken out of context we'd look like no lifers

[slim junco]

The only thing that matters is
Dont play flush past ante 1

[kindred mirage]

Frantically opening the fridge

[light hare]

latro

[slim junco]

ba

Baa-aaa-aah

🐑

[fresh current]

yeah

just look for jokers that enable pair spam

mostly

[kindred mirage]

Pants

[fresh current]

also econ is probably the most important

[slim junco]

And chips make your hands work

Dont focus only on mult

[valid heath]

What should i do now guys

[fresh current]

a lot of newer players spend way more money than they should

[slim junco]

So much rerolling and losing interest

[fresh current]

i mean hack is better than brainstorm

unfortunately

at least you can roll for ecto

on ghost deck

[granite yew]

Holaaaa gentee

[rigid barn]

sell the odd todd to build more face card?

im learning

[wicked mirage]

showman is pretty much useless for non endless

so although right now its not a bad idea to get out of todd

[rigid barn]

copy copy

[wicked mirage]

any value generator should take its place

[rigid barn]

get the polaroid for the showman for now?

[wicked mirage]

nah instead of todd

he’s almost useless anyways

[rigid barn]

so... face card flushes... yes?

👀

[icy frost]

LOL have you ever had this happen? the sticker

[pale haven]

Hello

I love everyone

[rigid barn]

can anyone coach me???

[elfin tapir]

kiss your lucky charm

[urban obsidian]

**:bar_chart: Game hrad **

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[fallen trout]

jimball

[final furnace]

the goat

[lunar verge]

Game hrad

[lament orchid]

what a complicated decision

[light hare]

latro

[shadow hull]

Waons

Mucho balatro

[icy frost]

i get the youtuber luck again

[analog bear]

I wish I can get this luck

[junior jay]

el pez

[lament orchid]

balatro balatres is playing balatro

[lament orchid]

XD

[glossy linden]

XDDD

[faint tulip]

delele the fucking plant

just got my build going

[thick ledge]

Hello

I like balatro

[faint tulip]

hi

[thick ledge]

Pls delete the plant

[shadow hull]

it will detonate you

[faint tulip]

💔

RIGTH BEFORE PLANT DUDDE

wait i have a idea

my idol on 4 of heart's

and i have death with tripple dna in hand

[thick ledge]

Bruhh

[faint tulip]

🖕 🖕 🖕

[thick ledge]

Oh right

Check this

Let me search the screnshot

Bruh

[faint tulip]

black deck default activities

[north crescent]

even if you had one more dollar do you really buy that

[thick ledge]

I hate black deck

[faint tulip]

-1 hand strikes again

[thick ledge]

I can't win with it

[iron haven]

its me

didnt mean to reply sorry

[thick ledge]

The extra hand is neccesary

[faint tulip]

😔

[thick ledge]

Not only for money

For saving matches too

I remembered something

I bought the ticket of a money plant and i was playing with green deck

[faint tulip]

how did you get spike icon

[thick ledge]

In missions

You can get it

[faint tulip]

😛

[thick ledge]

Which deck You recommend to win in red difficulty?

[rose plinth]

Unlocked blue print! Finally!

[thick ledge]

The Best joker

[rose plinth]

And got ghost deck 👀

[mint cloud]

Ayyyy congrats

[wanton radish]

1 percent of balatro players<----

[rose plinth]

First win was from yellow deck😎

That extra voucher came in cluch 😆

[mint cloud]

I’d say either red deck or blue deck are good for people who just want to get better at the game because their perks are the simplest

[wanton radish]

1.700,000,000 highest hand...

[thick ledge]

Ok ty

[wanton radish]

blue for the extra card

all red/black for the big points..

[rose plinth]

Alr ill go for blue now

[mint cloud]

Yeah like my friend did his first gold stake blue I did red it’s just personal preference

[wanton radish]

nah with extra card

flush becomes way easier

pretty much why

[mint cloud]

Do you mean extra hand?

[wanton radish]

blue extra card

red 1 less discard

right?

blue easier

[mint cloud]

Blue deck gives +1 hand

[pliant light]

I'm back one month later, according to my 16 pages investigation, the odds to get a Full House with a 52 cards, unmodified deck and 3 Discards is approximately 64%. Don't trust my document, I'm not a math nerd, it's probably completely wrong

[wanton radish]

oh yeah ur right

well still easier

[mint cloud]

Red deck gives +1 discard

[wanton radish]

to flush on

yeah which seems like it would be just as good

but not really

easier flush on blue

[timid quarry]

que necesito para romper la run?

[mint cloud]

Probabilities are the same you see the same amount of cards with 3 discards and 5 hands with 4 hands 4 discards

[pliant light]

the data I collected is a combination between combinatory and empirical evidence with 100 rounds of gameplay

[wanton radish]

took blue deck to orange chip effortlessly

red took 2x as long

[mint cloud]

Bummer

[wanton radish]

just my luck i guess

seemed way easier

when you have no discards

ur stuck

[pliant light]

I'm not writing a math essay ever again I'm gonna kms

[wanton radish]

thus card in hand gives you better choices

[pliant light]

ChatGPT carried my ass

[wanton radish]

chatgpt is scary

talks about how the dominion will take over all of humanity

ie ai..

[pliant light]

I just had it explain everything to me in order to try and not make a disaster

[wanton radish]

lol

no anger the bots for sure

[pliant light]

it most likely is a disaster anyways

I don't know shit about math

[wanton radish]

i would like to ruin balatro for everyone

but i wont

cuz i love the game

love cards in general

but its easy to get good at

once you realize something about it

hint 😛

[pliant light]

the moment something clicks, it becomes way easier

[wanton radish]

true

[pliant light]

haven't had that for math

anyways

I'll go back to lurking around, I need to turn in the document in 2 and a half hours

[wanton radish]

good skill

u got this ^^

[pliant light]

I only need to analyze the results, make the conclussions, fix the bibliography, and... that should be it

thanks LocalThunk for making this game, it gave me a topic to write about for a Math Essay

[wanton radish]

and thank you slay the spire for the inspiration ...jokes...

balatro shoulda been made 30 years ago

someone finally smart enough to do it

[supple ivy]

What do you think of my wild cards (I got kicked out of the casino)

[chilly gulch]

Omg it's photochad

Nice

[supple ivy]

I have many

[chilly gulch]

Yo it's Rick

Himself

[supple ivy]

I did everything by hand xd

I don't know what it is, but it relaxes me.

[chilly gulch]

Dang nice

[supple ivy]

Thx

[chilly gulch]

I think u should try to make a weeeeee

[supple ivy]

Im trying to make all 150 jokers

[chilly gulch]

And all the other not full card size jokers to fulfill the gang

[chilly gulch]

Oh sh nice

Gl

With it

[supple ivy]

The Bro doesn't know what he's getting into.

[broken vine]

Who dies?

[supple ivy]

Dammit

[supple ivy]

I think duo

[broken vine]

I killed the dice

Since i was trying to do the funny

[crimson lintel]

uh hi, how can i download the reshuffled mod?

[north crescent]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[broken vine]

Should I do the funny?

I’m doing flush five

[tender locust]

Sell all of your jokers for interest value

[iron pendant]

Finally won ts (my first win) ik How to do best builds but ion have luck and others jokers unlocked

High card the goat

I swear the spanish or whatever Balatro comunity is better than this server

[velvet tinsel]

Hell yea dude

[lament orchid]

Xd

[supple ivy]

IS HIM

IS HIM

[velvet tinsel]

Hey man

[supple ivy]

GROS MICHEL CAUGHT ON CAMERA

[lament orchid]

XD

[timid igloo]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00f04b5d11

join

itll be fun

please

i wanna have a big gartic game

just join

[lament orchid]

balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[timid igloo]

please

[supple ivy]

Tell me jokers to print

I want ideas

[lament orchid]

tremendous

[supple ivy]

Any ideas?

[velvet tinsel]

Bean

[lament orchid]

Well, "The Duo" or "The Trio" or "Cavendish" or Idk

[supple ivy]

Cavendish...

Gros hates his brother Caven XD

[lament orchid]

XD

but it wouldn't be his brother, because it is only obtained if Gross becomes extinct

[cobalt path]

I think this is the easiest omelette win