🎙・server-chat

[vocal steeple]

They had russian

Japanese

All that sh

I found this at the "matrioska house"

At they are kinda gas

[rain onyx]

me when my house gets quite full

[vocal steeple]

Lol

And guess what?

Just bought this one on amazon

😍😍😍

[supple ivy]

WHERE DO I SIGN

[vocal steeple]

IKR???

[wary plover]

Your address.

[vocal steeple]

Nah that's just a random one

[vocal steeple]

It's just the pernambuco capital

[wary plover]

Ohh, ok.

[vocal steeple]

Thanks though

[wary plover]

WAIT YOU ARE FROM BRAZIL TOO?

[vocal steeple]

YES

[supple ivy]

Lol

[wary plover]

Não imaginei que houvesse brasileiros aqui.

[vocal steeple]

Como que cê viu RECIFE e não sabia que era do Brasil???

É a fucking capital de Pernambuco

Kkk

[supple ivy]

Mierda

No entiendo un carajo

[verbal shale]

ni yo

[vocal steeple]

Pero lo entiendo xD

[supple ivy]

XD

[supple ivy]

AAAAAA UN NEGRO

[vocal steeple]

Hablo los tres idiomas

[supple ivy]

Putamadre-

[lament orchid]

Xd

[vocal steeple]

ERES NEGRA, PERRA

[verbal shale]

lowk it’s easy to read brazilian portuguese and understand it

[supple ivy]

No me llames frijolero pinche gringo puñetero

[verbal shale]

do not speak it to me i will look at u crazy yo

[shadow hull]

se balatrea

[verbal shale]

me la estoy balatreando ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[shadow hull]

Estaba balatreando pero perdí

[verbal shale]

real

[shadow hull]

[supple ivy]

We started speaking all our native languages out of nowhere XD

[lament orchid]

balatro balatres is playing balatro

[verbal shale]

diversity ❤️‍🩹

[shadow hull]

The balatro is a fucking feeling

El balatro es un sentimiento carajo

[verbal shale]

élite ball knowledge

[supple ivy]

Balatro balatrez se está jugando balatro

[shadow hull]

[supple ivy]

Canio

[shadow hull]

Zzzzz mejor mierda amiga

[verbal shale]

when i have no more reasons to drink.

for balatro !

[vocal steeple]

Gringo es tu padre que nunca conociste, mal parido

[lament orchid]

Xd

[shadow hull]

[vocal steeple]

Lo siento hermano, voy a parar.

[supple ivy]

О чем это говорит?

[fringe sorrel]

bro receta

[supple ivy]

XD

[shadow hull]

Nel hasta que sea útil o le den un buff

[supple ivy]

Receta 🤑

[vocal steeple]

Habla un idioma que entiendo

[shadow hull]

[fringe sorrel]

pero si sirve

es que no lo sabes usar bro 🥀

[shadow hull]

Pa venirme en el muro

Y venderlo

[lament orchid]

XD

[shadow hull]

Seguro que es fan de color por eso

[fringe sorrel]

es que nunca te toca con pareidola 🥀

[shadow hull]

[fringe sorrel]

hola pair

[supple ivy]

Me sorprende que tanta gente hable español acá XD

[lament orchid]

X2

[fringe sorrel]

x3

[vocal steeple]

De repente todo el mundo habla español 🥀

[verbal shale]

latinoamérica domina balatro

[lament orchid]

Me esperaba a gente hablando en inglés que hablando español

[shadow hull]

Es que nadien se anima a hablar por eso w

[fringe sorrel]

like si hablas español like

[lament orchid]

balatro balatres is playing balatro

[fringe sorrel]

por balatro 🥂

[vocal steeple]

Bueno, no soy hispano, soy brasileño, así que mi español es bastante malo. Lo siento

[lament orchid]

No pasa nada

[shadow hull]

Entonces que hablas w?

[fringe sorrel]

no te preocupes josue balatriño, lo importante es ser panas...

[fringe sorrel]

XD

[verbal shale]

if i has a son his name would be jose balatrino and if i had twins their names would be full house and infinite reroll

[supple ivy]

No pasa nada

[verbal shale]

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[vocal steeple]

Está bien, está bien, gracias chicos.

[vocal steeple]

No sé, todo el mundo empezó a hablar español.

[supple ivy]

Apenas yo hablé español vino Ashly, después vinieron los demás XD

[fringe sorrel]

saludos

[shadow hull]

Es que alguno de aquí somos latinos y nos gusta balatrear hasta llegar al clímax

[fringe sorrel]

es que como que a esta hora salimos todos los que hablamos español

[lament orchid]

What interesting names XD
-# I don't speak English, this is done by the translator

[vocal steeple]

Can we stick to English pls 😭

[shadow hull]

No

[fringe sorrel]

literal en la tarde nunca veo gente hablando español xd

[supple ivy]

No

[shadow hull]

[supple ivy]

Verdad

[shadow hull]

Normal w

[vocal steeple]

Mi cabeza ya se está poniendo hispana 😭

[fringe sorrel]

ahorita es cuando sale la plebada 🔥

[lament orchid]

XD

[verbal shale]

en mi defensa apenas hablo por este servidor en vdd

[shadow hull]

Latin Jimbo

[fringe sorrel]

mau

los jokeis

[shadow hull]

Y se vienen en una escalera real

[lament orchid]

Mi pregunta es si tocaron el pasto alguna vez?

[shadow hull]

Sis

[fringe sorrel]

se mamo el maau se tardaba como media hora en cada jugada XD

[shadow hull]

El pastor real si

[fringe sorrel]

el chat: mau el huevo mau vende el huevo

[lament orchid]

Bravo

[shadow hull]

Es que quería sacar el millón de golpe

[vocal steeple]

¿Quieres ver mis cartas desde Rusia?

[fringe sorrel]

tacos de pastor?

[shadow hull]

Haber

[vocal steeple]

URSS para ser más exactos

[supple ivy]

JAJAJAJAAJA

[shadow hull]

QUE RICO W

[supple ivy]

Ufff

[fringe sorrel]

saludos desde ecateponk

[vocal steeple]

Mucho gas

[lament orchid]

Eres disléxico? Porque la única forma de leer mal "tocaron pasto" a "tacos de pastor" es por dislexia

[shadow hull]

comes in balatro

[shadow hull]

Waons

coming in 2 minutes and 13 seconds

[fringe sorrel]

tocaron pastor"

[vocal steeple]

¿SABES QUE?

[lament orchid]

Ah

[shadow hull]

cheese?

[fringe sorrel]

pequeño hermano puso tocaron pastor y me quiere correjir 🥀

[shadow hull]

Quesoooo

Queso

Que rico

[vocal steeple]

COMPRÉ ESTO HOY

[fringe sorrel]

que rico

[lament orchid]

Estoy más disléxico que cualquier otra persona XD

[supple ivy]

Yo quiero...

[fringe sorrel]

hoy conoci la envidia

[shadow hull]

Goty

[supple ivy]

Mañana hago comodines

[lament orchid]

Una dirección interesante

[shadow hull]

Hoy voy a comer un taco y un plátano

[vocal steeple]

Estoy enamorado

[lament orchid]

Bueno en fin, tocuh grass (toquen pasto)

[supple ivy]

Díganme comodines para hacerlos en la vida real (no tengo ideas)

[lament orchid]

El plano

[copper heron]

Chicot.

[lament orchid]

Tremendo comodín

[supple ivy]

Ese lo tengo ya

[copper heron]

ADN.

[vocal steeple]

Ve a un cabaret con pedazos de cartón en tu billetera y ponlos en tu bolsillo y simplemente espera a que lleguen las mujeres.

[supple ivy]

🔥

[copper heron]

¿Mujeres? ¿Eso da multi bro?

[supple ivy]

Ideas insanas

[copper heron]

🔥

[supple ivy]

JAJJAJA QUEE

[vocal steeple]

O

[fringe sorrel]

oye mandame a triboulet aca por fedex oye porfa

como los hiciste estan buenisimos xd

[supple ivy]

Los hice a mano

[copper heron]

Pasa tuto.

[supple ivy]

Da weba xd

[fringe sorrel]

bueno matereales

[supple ivy]

Papel y impresora

[lament orchid]

Xd

[supple ivy]

Cinta y tijeras

Solo eso

Les paso los planos

[fringe sorrel]

pasadlos chaval

jeje

los forraste?

[vocal steeple]

Puedes ir a una sala de conciertos y empezar a decir que el camarero está loco y que ofrece bebidas gratis, y después de haber hecho cola, mirarás al dueño del bar y dirás el precio con la boca El precio de la bebida Y esperar a que haga 👍 con su mano y que se desate el caos.

[supple ivy]

Solo les puse cinta y así quedó

[fringe sorrel]

vale

tribougod

[supple ivy]

Voy a hacer un combo que es increíble

Mimo y baron

[fringe sorrel]

chadllot con fotografia

[minor iris]

watch me fumble

[supple ivy]

Junto a blueprint con lluvia de ideas

[fringe sorrel]

estoy al borde del llanto con esta cochinada

[vocal steeple]

Sólo para poder humillarte otra vez

[fringe sorrel]

es mucho comodin mi blueprint ahi...

[fringe sorrel]

chad

[errant moon]

how good is 3 copies of joker stencil?

[fringe sorrel]

OMG

[errant moon]

i got so many invis jokers it's crazy

unfortunately one missed and hit blueprint

[minor iris]

bro how is dat even possible

[supple ivy]

DAMMM

[errant moon]

a lot of invisigle jokers

[supple ivy]

@fringe sorrel envía solicitud de amistad mañana te enseño como queda el blueprint y ese combazo que me dices

[shadow hull]

Y si vender uno de ellos?? no jala si no tienes una ranura de comodín

[fringe sorrel]

listo panitam

[supple ivy]

Intentaré hacer esos 150 comodines de balatro

[lament orchid]

I don't know if I was lucky (and I think I should have changed the hallucination for another one)

No sé si tuve suerte (y cambiaría a la alucion por otra)

[supple ivy]

Apenas llevo 5 🥀

[fringe sorrel]

naaa

en serio? 🔥

[supple ivy]

No

[tame cedar]

the illusion of choice

[fringe sorrel]

chigod

[lament orchid]

XD

[shadow hull]

best shit friend

[shadow hull]

Deidad

[tame cedar]

i did not think asgore would follow me here lmfao

[supple ivy]

Excluire esos que hacen cosas imposibles como transformar cartas u que te den dinero y cartas de planetas

[errant moon]

the answer is good enough to reach ante 10

[shadow hull]

It is inevitable

[tame cedar]

the king's chariot can not be stopped

[shadow hull]

Run..

[lament orchid]

It helped me win the last deck I needed out of the 5 wins (the yellow one)

me sirvio para ganar la ultima baraja que necesitaba de las 5 victorias (la amarrilla)

[shadow hull]

Se nota

Bueno play?

[lament orchid]

Xd

Y balatro balatres is playing balatro

[minor iris]

yall think i got this?

[shadow hull]

Gg

[lament orchid]

XD

[minor iris]

welp finally unlocked purple stake

orange*

[lament orchid]

nothing can be done

[wise rock]

u serious?

[minor iris]

lmaooo were dropping like flies out here

[wise rock]

nah i can't win

[shadow hull]

XDDD

he got a plant hahaha

[supple ivy]

React them

[shadow hull]

Atestigüenme

[supple ivy]

Eso te pasa por pendejo

[tame cedar]

i think i probably need to go idol at some point but theres still 10 non-6 of diamonds in the deck

[sinful cobalt]

I need to learn how to pivot when I play my runs

[shadow hull]

X2

[tame cedar]

also yeah the canio abandoned deck run is going crazy

[wise rock]

ya sabia que iba a perder porque tenia el comodin que te hace q todas las cartas sean tipo figura

[sinful cobalt]

Like I keep trying to make a baron-mime run when my hands clearly can’t make that work

[supple ivy]

Otra víctima de la planta

Increíble

[shadow hull]

A mi sale muy pocas veces por jugar full doble par

[supple ivy]

Es buen comodin pero es malísimo si aparece la planta sin tener chicot o luchador O INCLUSO versión del director

[lament orchid]

Xd

[supple ivy]

Mi canio viendo tal mamada 🔥

[shadow hull]

Zzz

[supple ivy]

Xd

[lament orchid]

Acaso juegas color/escalera/escalera color? O por qué te gusta destruir figuras?

[supple ivy]

Pq si

Además es bueno el multi (nada)

No me gusta mucho canio xd

Con pareidolia es bueno porque hace buena sinergia pero si no aparece dependes más de los standar packs

[lament orchid]

Prefiero el riesgo a perder que a destruir las figuras que tengo solo x1 de multi (cada que se destruye una figura)

[supple ivy]

Eso

[tame cedar]

welp fellas
goin out with a bang, canio up to x36 on abandoned deck is smthn to be proud of

[lament orchid]

Wow

[lament orchid]

isn't it too much of a risk?

[zenith wadi]

How the hell did- oh wait I see the pareidolia nvm

[supple ivy]

XD

[tame cedar]

i lost the run anyway

i was banking on an idol i did not get

[lament orchid]

well, it makes sense

[supple ivy]

What was that?

[narrow bloom]

I hate Drifting Deep

[lament orchid]

Only with this combination did I manage to reach the "e" score.

solo con esta combinacion logre llegar a la "e" puntuación

but I still lost XD

pero aun así perdí XD

[sick silo]

What should i sell for photo

[supple ivy]

Scary face

Multi is more important

[sick silo]

should
should i

[supple ivy]

Yes

Retro

Or idk

[sick silo]

FUCK
WHY ARENT YOU NEGATIVE

should i get rid of dna for hanging chad

[supple ivy]

BRO 💀

WHAT

[sick silo]

i
need retriggers

[mellow phoenix]

First of all, why are you skipping blinds???

[sick silo]

idk man
it just came up

[mellow phoenix]

Lol

What is the mult?

[thick mist]

I hate my life

[sick silo]

x3

[mellow phoenix]

Nah, get rid of that

[sick silo]

ima head to the calc to see

[supple ivy]

Sybau 🥀

[mellow phoenix]

Ts serious

[thick mist]

Why be mean

[supple ivy]

I mean

[mellow phoenix]

Bet that’s all he all know

[supple ivy]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WTF XD

[thick mist]

Weird structure...

[mellow phoenix]

Fr

[forest river]

Goodbye 27.25x mult lucky cat🫡

[mellow phoenix]

Gg’s 🫡🫡

[sick silo]

huh

[forest river]

I think 1 billion is bigger than 431 million

[mellow phoenix]

I take my words back

Mb twin

[mellow phoenix]

Yes lmao

[mellow phoenix]

What’s the app or page to see this?

I’d like that information good sir

[sick silo]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

gg.

purposely failed

gg

seed is 3NH334RJ

[mellow phoenix]

Tysm

🫶

[slim junco]

The Plant ahhhh

[dense urchin]

Tboi royal flush

[latent hemlock]

Sup everyone! Omw to the airport, gonna be playing some balatro as I fly towards italy.

[queen escarp]

evil ass sock and buskin

[tribal topaz]

Is a round 12 gold stake w or no

just tryna gold stake the rest of the jimbos after gold staking every deck

[lean crane]

Why

[neon mulch]

The balatro

[timid cedar]

It has been done

[lean crane]

So I got incredibly unlucky and lost that one, but

[dawn coral]

i found a stupid clown png

i love it

[queen escarp]

😔

[fading canopy]

I joined the C++ club :)

[hidden imp]

GATO SORTUDO 🔥 🗣️

[forest river]

Maybe one day i will join this club too

[fading canopy]

I believe, it really feels like a great balance of luck and skill

[median tusk]

Or what someone else calls weaponized RNG

[fading canopy]

TRUE

I was lucky to have yorick come in followed by invisible

Invisible was the last joker I needed

[tribal topaz]

gratz:)

[halcyon rapids]

hi

[echo light]

cool server

[zenith wadi]

My goal would probably be to get Completionist or Completionist+ or something

[shadow heart]

Took the speculative paraeidolia

[wanton steeple]

When another casual run turns into another gold stake run for two more stickers

[sharp tide]

Np

[wanton steeple]

82% on sticker completion

[misty arch]

I'm so close to C++

Just missing Seance, Troubadour, and the wee

[icy frost]

mythical pull

[whole widget]

Amazing!

[icy frost]

he has to be one of the worst rare cards the trade off isnt worth it

[spice garden]

I mean
It’s one of the best chip jokers isn’t it?

Like -2 hand size is bad but it’s nothing impossible to work around

[icy frost]

-2 hand size ? nah ... for plasma maybe but its not good to be called rare

[spice garden]

Idk dog if you can get 400 mult it clears the final boss on white stake (1200 for gold stake I believe)
And that’s ignoring chips and mult from hand level too

Like
Obviously it isn’t amazing for endless but just for beating ante 8 its good

[timid cedar]

small hands get the largest benefit from stuntman anyway so the -2 handsize really doesn't hurt that much

[fleet jasper]

hey now

don’t diss peak

[spice garden]

Pretty much

[fleet jasper]

great chips
blackboard value
just play small hands

[timid cedar]

you want to lean into those hands as much as possible, and 250 chips is insane (on base level high card and pair, it is effectively 9x mult or more)

[spice garden]

Like obviously for a flush build or straight build it’s bad
But for good small hands it’s one of the best cards
And small hands generally are better than big hands

[fleet jasper]

sadly no blue seals but

[timid cedar]

yes, it will get weaker over time, but it is still likely going to be at least 2 or 3x by the time you get a lot of levels on those hands

[fleet jasper]

yea

[icy frost]

yeah ... but should be uncommon imo .. cuz blue boker gives 114 or sm chips while being common

being rare is high balling it too much

[timid cedar]

blue joker never gives the promised 102 chips btw, and it only goes down from there

you need to add more cards to get blue over 100

[fleet jasper]

that’s a big difference
also it scales down

[spice garden]

Also you’re generally going to have a small deck on higher stakes, making blue joker worse

[timid cedar]

stuntman gives 250 chips regardless of how many hands or discards you've used

[spice garden]

PLUS there’s vouchers that negate the hand size

If it is

THAT bad

[icy frost]

it is

[tropic swift]

ts game died for me in just 1.5 months lowk

[icy frost]

good for you ... .. my ass addicted

[timid cedar]

no one is trying to argue that -2 handsize isn't impactful, it absolutely is. But the hands you want to play with stuntman really couldn't care about -2 handsize

[spice garden]

It isn’t you just don’t see the value of small hands

[tropic swift]

yey hegh cerd

[timid cedar]

you really don't want to play any 4 card hands with stuntman, even 3oak is tough to pull off with stuntman

[tropic swift]

yey 3 cerds in deck

[spice garden]

Some of the best tech also generally favors small hands

[timid cedar]

high card and especially pair builds are insane with stuntman

[spice garden]

They’re just generally really good

💔

[timid cedar]

Genuinely, pair is one of, if not the most consistent hand in the game

you can always draw it, and it generally doesn't care about boss debuffs

[drifting fox]

balatro speedrunners begging for it to appear in literally every run 😬

[spice garden]

Pretty much.
Plus steel and gold cards make pairs and high card supper good

[timid cedar]

speedrunning is a completely different context

[spice garden]

Although I’m heavily biased towards flush builds

[icy frost]

i always go with two pairs

[icy frost]

optimal

[timid cedar]

flush is a consistent, yet quite underpowered hand, it's nice as a fall back, I will admit

two pair is solid, but pair is just two pair with much higher consistency and slightly less reward

[icy frost]

spare trousers

[timid cedar]

although I am a sucker for progressive hands (3oak into 4oak is one of my favourite strats on gold stake)

[icy frost]

to the rescue

[fervent ridge]

I'm glad Smeared Joker exists.

[timid cedar]

yeah, trousers is great, but when I refer to consistency, I am talking purely about the ease of drawing the given hand

[spice garden]

It’s just a fun build honestly

[spice garden]

Smeared is evil I love it

Not even for like
Making flushes more consistent
It just makes the specific suit cards a lot better

[timid cedar]

absolutely, I play flushes quite often. It's a nice and reliable draw, and doesn't take much effort to build towards

it does get outscored quite easily though

[spice garden]

True

[icy frost]

if you keep levelling any hand will get you to your desired score

[timid cedar]

flush scales slower than other hands of the same size

[icy frost]

reason why checkered was my first gold stake win

[timid cedar]

3oak scales faster than flush does and it is a hand of 3 cards as opposed to 5

and flush also only scales faster than pair by 1 mult per planet

[icy frost]

i want to go one hand size this run 😭

[timid cedar]

which is easily nullified by the many +mult jokers that benefit from playing many hands, which pair is much more suited for

[icy frost]

oh lord have mercy

[fervent ridge]

What ante you at?

[icy frost]

2

[fervent ridge]

Good luck.

[icy frost]

i havent seen a more expensive card than this

[dusty geyser]

wat do i pick up here 😭

[icy frost]

baron and brainstorm for a stencil and baseball

or magic card if your base mult is high

[dusty geyser]

do you bet 34 mult is enough

[icy frost]

what stake?

white stake

34 is enough

sell stencils

[zinc cave]

Hay un canal en español?

Is there a Spanish channel?

hi btw

I would like to know if they are going to release a patch to fix the optimization on Android 16 with One UI 7 running on top of it

I'm sorry, I found the thread

[dusty geyser]

gg, got the plant and head back to back 💀

[icy frost]

pls be chicot

meh

[mellow ermine]

Chicot is peak legendary frfr

The only valid legendary

Perkeo who?

[icy frost]

nah hes the only one left in my collection

[mellow ermine]

OHHHHHH

Alright

[icy frost]

😭

[mellow ermine]

That makes sense

Bro that's how I am, I started a new account because I wanted to completionist it again and instantly I get legendaries pretty usual ykyk. But then on freaking Yorick it's taking YEARS

Like I swear I must have run 2 billion games bro

[icy frost]

peak combo

[icy frost]

i get trib on every soul card

i feel your pain

[mellow ermine]

Trib is sick tho.

I only get like

Freaking canio

Like no canio I will not be killing my entire deck for you.

Cuz he always comes like ante 5 by the time I've established deck fixing towards kings or queens or sum.

I almost never go for numbers.

I prefer the face cards and canio showing up is just spit in my eyes

💔💔💔

[mellow ermine]

Ong tho

[spice garden]

All legendary jokers are sick

[icy frost]

sick for not letting me complete my collection 🥀

[icy frost]

same

[glad oriole]

canio is better than triboulet

[icy frost]

when i go for numbers its for cloud 9

[mellow ermine]

Face cards are just better bro.

[glad oriole]

they just arent

[mellow ermine]

For me it's 2s for a hack/idol build.

[glad oriole]

it depends on what you have in the first place

[mellow ermine]

You're wrong. I'm sorry.

[glad oriole]

dont just say im wrong without providing any reason

please

[icy frost]

you must be the "yay i like playing tough i am better than y'all" type guy

[mellow ermine]

Yeah but like the synergies with face cards are far outpacing them.

Plus they look prettier.

[glad oriole]

??

what gives you that idea

[icy frost]

face cards are op just accept it

[mellow ermine]

Like a king of diamonds gold card with polychrome? Peak.

[glad oriole]

yeah but the synergies dont show up every single run

[mellow ermine]

It looks so cool.

[glad oriole]

not inherently

and canio is op

so its worth removing face cards for

[icy frost]

the artwork ..peak

[mellow ermine]

But they show up more often than the synergies with non-face cards.

[mellow ermine]

Fr

[glad oriole]

that’s just wrong

[mellow ermine]

Examples?

[glad oriole]

fibonacci

[icy frost]

good luck finding it

[mellow ermine]

I have photochad on my side.

[glad oriole]

odd todd

even steven

[mellow ermine]

Photochad far outpaces then in every respect.

[glad oriole]

chad glass works the same way

[visual jetty]

bus

[icy frost]

lol true

[glad oriole]

doesnt appear every run

[mellow ermine]

But it does tho

[icy frost]

does

[mellow ermine]

All you need to do is build your economy.

[glad oriole]

okay then

[mellow ermine]

And then you can literally find anything.

[icy frost]

they are common cards easy to find

[mellow ermine]

That too.

Like you could get them from a freaking top up tag.

They're just literally op.

[icy frost]

5th consecutive run with a chad

it spawns literally every run

[mellow ermine]

And photo shows up like every shop if you build your economy well.

Economy wins games.

[glad oriole]

definitely

[icy frost]

true

[glad oriole]

that is true

[mellow ermine]

Doc Spectred I love you.

Taught me everything I know frfr

Watch their videos every day.

[icy frost]

only if he could get me to find chicot

[mellow ermine]

Oh that's easy.

Just like

Do better.

[icy frost]

😭

[mellow ermine]

Idk what to say man

I've found chicot like 3 times already.

Just like

Watch more Balatro university.

It's not that hard

Just devote hours of your life to doc.

Join his cult.

[icy frost]

wasted polychrome

[glad oriole]

hows it wasted

was it a skip tag

[mellow ermine]

No that's a peak poly right there. That's the best joker in the game.

[glad oriole]

wrong banana

[icy frost]

🥀

we neeed a right banana

[mellow ermine]

I prefer bananas anyway if you get my drift

[glad oriole]

there is one

[icy frost]

yeah we need that banana

[mellow ermine]

The Cavendish is mid

Gross Michael is better.

[fervent ridge]

This shouldn't of worked.
But it somehow did.

[mellow ermine]

He's so much cooler.

[wary hollow]

would balatro be able to run on PS Vita in theory

[icy frost]

OMG i played 2 lucky cards and both gave 20$ how lucky is that?

[mellow ermine]

That is definitely a build.

[icy frost]

hologram is op anyways

[lyric snow]

does this classify as a 'build'

[mellow ermine]

Um... Yes?

[lyric snow]

well, i'm playing high card

[mellow ermine]

Well.

[edgy gulch]

hello gamers

[icy frost]

dang yes

[mellow ermine]

It's definitely A build.

Get it?

A

Build

[edgy gulch]

decent hc build

[icy frost]

dr is photobombing

[edgy gulch]

anything i missed while i was gone

????

[mellow ermine]

A

As in ACE

[icy frost]

ik

[mellow ermine]

YOU GET IT?

AS IN LIKE

THE CARD????

AHAHAHAH

As in the card in like a standard 52 card deck?

Like so funny right?

[icy frost]

[mellow ermine]

As in like

The card with only ONE thing on it?

That can be one or eleven in most card games?

That one!

AHAHAHAHHAH

So funny

[glad oriole]

yeah

theres like some synergy

[slim junco]

Yeah its aces steel

You try to play aces and hold steel

[slim junco]

Rtb is really good. Hologram is s teir. Econ always good

[icy frost]

i think this run is gonna be great 👅

[icy frost]

cant even see it 💀

[lyric snow]

the stencil inverted itself? interesting

[slim junco]

Negitive stencil

[icy frost]

i shouldnt take the wee joker right?

[worldly basin]

Get it.

[icy frost]

no moni

for chip scoring

[worldly basin]

😔

[alpine orbit]

take faceless

and maybe the 3oak planet

[plucky coyote]

anybody else get an update

[icy frost]

wtf i never used this card this is too op

nahhh it resets 😭

SHIT JOKER

[fervent ridge]

It’s basically saying “Don’t use what’s keeping you going.”
I just don’t bother with it.

[icy frost]

😔

this can be OP in the midgame

or the early game

[patent flame]

Nope

[patent flame]

Ur first problem is using it early

Xmult sucks early

[mossy bay]

Hello my fellow balalas I got contacted by a spam/bot account who shared this as a mutual server is there a ticket or modmail system or how would I report this fella 😁

[icy frost]

got this in the buffon

[icy frost]

balalas 💀

[patent flame]

Don't use it early

[mossy bay]

I am 100% serious about my message btw despite my sarcastic remark 💀

[icy frost]

ping some mods ig ...

[lime nymph]

God dang I just had the most intense game but I finally beat Black Stake

[wide lagoon]

SO TRUE

[glad oriole]

its actually really good, just needs some planning and effort to get big numbers

[icy frost]

I am too lazy to do some planning and effort

[glad oriole]

fair enough i suppose

[icy frost]

😭

OH MY

[queen escarp]

worth the wait

HOLY SHIT

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!

[glad oriole]

deserved

[keen jasper]

For playing on white

[queen escarp]

ive had it all...

[queen escarp]

god forbid me play for fun after i got c++

[glad oriole]

baron mime aint even good unless your deck is really fixed for it

oh for fun

bvm

[keen jasper]

When you start playing gold

[glad oriole]

ignore me

[glad oriole]

gold stake isnt fun

[keen jasper]

If you go back to white

God will punish you

[glad oriole]

no there’s really nothing wrong with it

[keen jasper]

Black is the best

[glad oriole]

meg

[keen jasper]

Cause eternal

[glad oriole]

meh

[keen jasper]

Allows you to play madness

[glad oriole]

i cant tell you whats more fun

[warm mist]

best stake is blue stake

send message

[glad oriole]

meow

[glad oriole]

that’s bait

.3

:3

[wide lagoon]

:3

[mystic sand]

Hlo

[wide lagoon]

:3 bait was believable

[wide lagoon]

hi

[glad oriole]

:3

[surreal cape]

G

[limpid sparrow]

I got it again with green polychrome joker

[glad oriole]

your game is cursed

[clever moss]

greetigs

[patent flame]

When u survive with the worst possible condition it can be fun

[glad oriole]

true

[nimble bay]

does anyone can help me getting my first E?

im new at this game

[glad oriole]

i think you get to “E” at like 10 billion or something

its the same strategy for getting 100mil just taken to an extreme

[glad oriole]

might be 100bil

[latent hemlock]

You basically just want a bunch of x multipliers

[nimble bay]

i dont really know how to do that

[glad oriole]

just

get lots of xmults

or like

retrigger glass cards

[latent hemlock]

Watch the yt channel balatro university for tips (I say this to everyone)

[glad oriole]

true

he’s got like

a whole video on how to get “e” on any seed

[icy frost]

i always get voilet vessel for some reason :/

[patent flame]

What happened

What build

[livid basin]

Would the switch 2 be able to handle balatro 120fps 1080? (If there came a port)

[icy frost]

photo chad but all glass cards breaks before ante 8

and photograph has a timer

which gets deactivated at the big blind

😭

[patent flame]

Next time don't use glass early

And full skip for maintaining perishables

New lesson

[nimble bay]

do u know the video's title?

[brisk zinc]

what do i copy here to win

dusk or banan right

dusk would give more +mult from those mult cards but idk if that's a higher total score than copying cav

[latent hemlock]

Banana

Dusk will get retriggered 1 extra time (partially equivalent to x 2) whilst cavendish will do x 3 and also base mult x3

[latent hemlock]

You still alive?

[brisk zinc]

yea i copied cav

[latent hemlock]

Did you survive?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[latent hemlock]

Good

[livid rain]

banana for the win

[heavy wharf]

hi

[brisk zinc]

that foil on the dusk saved my ass because i was able to figure out where my jokers are when i got amber acorn

[bold thistle]

You're lucky you got the plant on ante 5

[brisk zinc]

true

[faint tulip]

egg 🤑

[latent hemlock]

EGGG

Yummy!!

[bitter junco]

indeed

eggs are yummy

[latent hemlock]

I agree

[bitter junco]

don't eat me pls,

[latent hemlock]

Egg tosti, pouched egg, cooked egg.

Jeo egg

All are tasty

[bitter junco]

I hope you will lose your next balatro run /we all do eventually

What you guys doing?

[latent hemlock]

Me?

[faint tulip]

eggmaxing

50 dolla egg

[latent hemlock]

Struggling at the airport in italy, cause we are having murphy’s law type shit atm

[faint tulip]

tell them you have gun in your pocket

[bitter junco]

give me 50 (balatro in-game) dollars and in exchange I will give my pfp egg

[bold thistle]

TIL a J9876 flush is just enough to get through the small blind on non-plasma decks

[latent hemlock]

We left the airport and are currently struggling at the car rental

[faint tulip]

they will never know what you had gun in your pocket

[bitter junco]

woah close

[latent hemlock]

Almost 50 dollar egg

[faint tulip]

[bitter junco]

never sell it

keep holding guys

putting it all in red(not balatro related)

[latent hemlock]

Nah, sell it, just to annoy Jeo

[brisk zinc]

get a swashbuckler

[faint tulip]

RAAAHA

[bitter junco]

You sold my distant cousin, great

[bitter junco]

I'm learning game dev

[latent hemlock]

I hope you get lucky cat

[bitter junco]

for the next gmtk game jam

[bitter junco]

I love cats, especially lucky ones

[latent hemlock]

I agree

The ginger ones are fun too

[bitter junco]

a black cat collects the good luck out of people and they experience bad luck

Therefore, get a black cat guys

Make other people's lives miserable for your personal gain

and then

[brisk zinc]

Hey I have one of those

[faint tulip]

egg and negative gift card

[latent hemlock]

Same tho

[faint tulip]

money

[bitter junco]

CUTE

[brisk zinc]

yeah they are

fluffy

[latent hemlock]

He is

[bitter junco]

fluffy indeed

My family used to gave our cat away

[bitter junco]

because half of the family discoverd they got an allergy of cats 😔

[faint tulip]

mine in ethernal blue light of sadness

[latent hemlock]

Bro got that radioactive cat lmao

[brisk zinc]

i love how if you post a cat picture anywhere on the internet like 5 other people will post their cats too

[faint tulip]

[bitter junco]

bro got that lucky 1 in 4 chance cat

[latent hemlock]

Logically, cuz cat

[latent hemlock]

CATTTTTTT

YAAAAAAH

[faint tulip]

NOT A SINGLE LUCKY HIT???

[latent hemlock]

1

1 hit

[faint tulip]

it was from dna

[latent hemlock]

Lol

[bitter junco]

guys

[latent hemlock]

Yeah?

[bitter junco]

gtg

[latent hemlock]

Aight

[bitter junco]

wish you good luck

[sly ridge]

based deathconsciousness pfp

[faint tulip]

peak

[sly ridge]

absolutely

[slim junco]

we're so close

[faint tulip]

this is like

fourth baron

and i alredy pass allot of mime's

✌️

NOOOO

[bold thistle]

THE HACK

SELL THE HACK

[faint tulip]

why

[bold thistle]

TRIB

[faint tulip]

i need retrigers for my lucky 3's

and they polychrome

[bold thistle]

Oh

Sell the oops then and pray that they activate??

If you have this many jokers that would mean that your lucky cat would be leveled enough right?

[faint tulip]

i wan't to overfeed him

random farming hand just win so i dont think i need score

[round hull]

Watch it be like chicot

[bold thistle]

Even Chicot is good

[faint tulip]

do i give up on dice and try to get something better

[icy frost]

i feel like a youtuber

[icy frost]

will i get a job by this? 👅

[faint tulip]

i had literally the same start

but with dagger and brainstorm

[icy frost]

now tell me how do i win

i keep losing

😭

[faint tulip]

idk

[keen jasper]

just golded certificate and credit card in same run

[faint tulip]

try to force some builds

[keen jasper]

only 12 left

[sly ridge]

100% correct play to skip the legendary

[faint tulip]

i dont need any of them

like literally

[sly ridge]

only one that wouldve helped is perkeo but idk if that couldve helped

[faint tulip]

its not a ghost deck

[keen jasper]

git gud

jokes asside

you have to beat the first blind in one hand to optimice cash out

and never go down 25$

[keen jasper]

you will need: a straight that lower is 8

[unkempt pelican]

Not youtuber material

[keen jasper]

or full or flush that give you 35 and 40

[icy frost]

MY YOUTUBE LUCK ISNT LUCKING

[keen jasper]

just wait

[icy frost]

barely got out of second round

[keen jasper]

if you dont buy a joker in that shop

or boss blind shop

you are dead in ante 2

obiously a mult joker

[icy frost]

i made it throuh by a mult joker

do i take this?

[sharp compass]

How do I get to ante 12

I always lose in ante 11

Wahh

[limber prairie]

Lock in

[sharp compass]

For some reason those stupid glass cards never got destroyed no matter how much I played them
I had like 6 in my deck camping
Poor glass joker, I hope it wasn't hungry

[limber prairie]

Zamn

[sharp compass]

Even with the oops all 6s

Oh I could've got perkeo to dupe the justices
But it was chicot

[sly ridge]

just score more wtf

[sharp compass]

I'm not gonna ask how I could score more

[hard holly]

🥹

[icy frost]

you are a youtuber

[hard holly]

❎️ :v

[obtuse bone]

what is your youtube?

[daring dagger]

This reads like aliens trying to have a human conversation

[icy frost]

barainstrom at ante one ... it was a joke

[faint tulip]

almost..

🤞

[keen zealot]

Ah? O o

[strong prairie]

The wiki has moved to a better place at https://balatrowiki.org, so we won't be keeping the old fandom wiki up-to-date 🙃

[obtuse bone]

|| ||

[alpine vault]

Of course, I just accidentally clicked on it trying to find a reference for Square Joker because I'm building it in Minecraft

[drifting niche]

1A

[slim junco]

I disagree

[strong prairie]

Ah, nice. Good luck with the build!

[drifting niche]

1A 1A 1A!

[drifting niche]

You don't get it?

[obtuse bone]

G13!

[drifting niche]

No

[slim junco]

does it look like i do

ivebeenthinking

[drifting niche]

It's

The new Superman movie

Good thing the new Superman movie isn't popular in my country so there's nobody in the theatre lmao

And get the best seat

[drifting niche]

What

[ornate cove]

Hope

[obtuse bone]

G13

[drifting niche]

G5

[small hemlock]

Bro, i can't stand black deck

[slim junco]

does this mean hopeful

[small hemlock]

Horrible fucking idea

[primal torrent]

GUYS I NEED HELP DO I GET LISCENSE

[ornate cove]

Yeah

[slim junco]

hell yeah

[small hemlock]

Does anyone have tips for black deck, this is getting me on my nerves

[shadow hull]

Jajaja

Lastima que no llegue lejos con esta build en el modo infinito

[acoustic hatch]

canio y el colgado y perkeo que buen combo

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[shadow hull]

Y la planta de fondo te folla

[acoustic hatch]

fue al revez man

[limber prairie]

Colgate 😋😋😋

[acoustic hatch]

supremacy

[shadow hull]

Fuentes?

[shadow hull]

Goat

[acoustic hatch]

[shadow hull]

fucking stupid cat

[shadow hull]

Entonces follable

[acoustic hatch]

solo tenia 5 cartas XD

[shadow hull]

La planta me detonó en una play y no me salia tercia

[keen zealot]

Solo con legendario logre none

[harsh flicker]

Are there any news abt the update?

[keen zealot]

Muy rara vez saque alguno en una Run

[acoustic hatch]

mi sueño frustrado el naneinf

[molten horizon]

Una seed random con 3 brainstormng y 4 blueprint negativos con triboulet

(nunca fue descubierta)

[acoustic hatch]

JAKSKAJKAJS

quiero hacer naneinf en una seed random

parece imposible

[molten horizon]

Y lo es

[acoustic hatch]

pero lo voy a hacer

[acoustic hatch]

se vale soñar

[distant epoch]

Hola muchachos

Soy el propio balatro balatrez

Mucho balatrogusto

Vengo de balatrolombia

Naci el 13 de balatriembre de 2001

Trabajo en Balandamios

Soy balatrandamiero

[molten horizon]

Omaga

Balatro balatrez

[distant epoch]

Si

localthunk te bendiga

[molten horizon]

Balatro balatrez que se hace en estos casos

[distant epoch]

Hora de balatrear

Bro no me alcanza para el juego

Me faltan 100 balatropesos

Me los pasas por balatronequi?

[molten horizon]

Yo ni tengo 3 balatropesos

[acoustic hatch]

balatros dias

[distant epoch]

Ay que balatromal

[distant epoch]

Balatros dias

Estos dias han sido muy balatrbuenos

[acoustic hatch]

la rueda por fin me balatrofunciono

[distant epoch]

Muchachos

No crean

No crean a los otros

Yo soy el verdadero balatro balatrez

Creanme

[limber prairie]

Fourth diamond mine

[acoustic hatch]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

si tuviera 5 hijos los llamaría full house

[limber prairie]

All of these are red sealed btw

[slim junco]

Hmm

Next blind is the water

Lol

[acoustic hatch]

chicot deidad

[coral pebble]

feik

feik nius

ahr

no se ni que hacía chicot

[acoustic hatch]

deshabilita la habilidad de la ciega jefe

[ancient solstice]

After what feels like a million attempts I finally completed my joker collection

[coral pebble]

mejor nada 🥀

[small hemlock]

C++?

[ancient solstice]

I unlocked Mary Andy

[small hemlock]

Ohh, i see

Congrats!

Now gold sticker all decks 🤭

[ancient solstice]

Thanks. I’ve been struggling to get it for a long time

[acoustic hatch]

la vdd si❤️‍🔥

[ancient solstice]

I don’t even have one gold sticker.. and I need to unlock the second card voucher

[acoustic hatch]

canio my beloved