🎙・server-chat

[limber prairie]

Yummy stone cards 😋😋😋😋😋😋

[young bolt]

If kids ran the airport ✈️ the boarding passes would be chocolate bars! 🍫🤤😋 Security checks? 👮‍♂️ Just walk through a unicorn that sneezes sparkles 🦄🤧🎉 Every plane serves unlimited pizza! 🍕 even the pilot eats with you! 👮‍♂️😋🍕Flight delays come with trampoline zones and cotton candy clouds! 😍And your SuitCase? A talking backpack that tells jokes! 🎒😂 So, where would you fly if kids ruled the skies? 😍✈️✌️

[young bolt]

Just imagine a blueprint jumpscare

Btw can you give me the seed when you finish

[limber prairie]

Sadly, I lost

[limber prairie]

Uh

[young bolt]

Don't tell me you didn't copy it

[limber prairie]

So

Crazy thing may have happened

And it gave me a great idea for a suggestion

[young bolt]

End it

[pallid hawk]

roffle would be proud

[shadow hull]

Modo sexo

[pallid hawk]

planted

[limber prairie]

Damn 💔

[white pulsar]

I already won the run so it doesn't matter, but what do I take, chat? Ecto, or Soul?

My deck rn

honestly I don't care either way, just wanna see some opinions

[cloud charm]

This is the highest i could get the hand levels

[last panther]

...

[hazy condor]

Soul

[white pulsar]

I took soul, and it was the wrong choice lmfao

ah well

we roll with it

[urban coral]

what the..

[cloud charm]

Just wait im not even done yet

[steel fiber]

that's still really, really, high

[stiff hull]

Constellation would be insane right now

[latent spear]

What should I do here

[cloud charm]

You're right, it would

[hazy condor]

Sell chicot

[hazy condor]

If you already have like

Retcon

[urban coral]

😭

[stark osprey]

Holy crap

[sharp latch]

It's funny

[covert obsidian]

balatro joker idea: chinese vision

when cards are drawn, one is upside down. If card is NOT played as high card and scores, gives x2 mult

[covert obsidian]

opinions?

[white pulsar]

Oh baby, gotta love those diminishing returns

[white pulsar]

jajajajajaj

[cloud charm]

Well it's less for the returns and more just to see how far I can get it you know?

[white pulsar]

fair enough! That's hella high

[cloud charm]

One of my personal favorites is canio+pareidolia, can easily get over ×100 especially with trading card

[limber prairie]

Fortnite scar gif

[slim junco]

Sup losers

[orchid summit]

Hola

[slim junco]

Sale balatrito?

[strange meadow]

running anaglyph gold stake, my build is currently

• eternal holo to-do list
• eternal bull
• eternal hiker
• eternal htr
• madness

what would chat suggest

hc is at lv 11

i got like 100 bucks

[strange meadow]

holy shit talk about lucky

[last panther]

the real create your own deck

[strange meadow]

i think it might go all the way lowkey, a good hand for me is reaching like 80k chipsish n it can go further

[strange meadow]

fr

[ancient radish]

fellas brothers i kinda need help, this is my deepest run on challenge 20 (jokerless) and idk if should lose all my money or try something else

those are my hands

we ball

[stiff hull]

Innacurate. Space joker never procs

[slim junco]

facts

[slim junco]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[modest berry]

Xd

[ornate cove]

Balatro cambio mi vida

[ornate cove]

Full house on top

[regal thicket]

One time on that boss that decreases level of played hand (arm I believe) it procced for all 4 hands I played and I have only seen that level of reliability in streamer luck

[zenith wadi]

lol

[dapper dust]

well that's uhhh... something...

[zinc elbow]

Yorick my beloved

[dapper dust]

between them they're giving me x12000 now

[median tusk]

Got my first legendary

But got no other jokers👌

[unreal aurora]

Goes hard but pretty op huh

[dapper dust]

well now...

[normal spoke]

Balatro, muchas gracias por darme la oportunidad de conocer un juego tan increíble e innovador, viva Balatro

[dapper dust]

literally the only time I've ever turned down a cavendish

[ionic hatch]

Yeah just worse Yorick

And Yorick and Canio are not even good

[dapper dust]

arguably 2nd and 3rd best cards in the deck - "not even good"

[clear locust]

should i take the invis here?

[ionic hatch]

Well for non-endless they're good

:)

[light parcel]

This is why I dont play Alaglyph what the hell am i supposed to do with all this without a negative tag

[spring yacht]

hey guys its me balatro

[oblique bluff]

jimbo balatro himself

[regal thicket]

Chichot is my beloved

[dark terrace]

Double money bro

[regal thicket]

What mod are you using for the stats under the jokers

[unreal aurora]

Jokerdisplay

[regal thicket]

Ty

[nimble geyser]

this should be a crime

[regal thicket]

Omg an integral

[nimble geyser]

😱

[regal thicket]

I'm taking multivariable calc next year and I can't remember if I'm doing the first part right💀

The full answer is -1/x-x^2/2+x+C right

Wait no it's not

-1/x*

I forgot to do the ^-1 oops

[nimble geyser]

the answer is 2/sqrt(3) arctan(2x-1/sqrt(3)) + c

[regal thicket]

It's not a definite integral

Oh that's how you got an x

OH ITS MISSING PARENTHESIS

[nimble geyser]

lol

[shadow hull]

It's just a joke w

[shadow hull]

a plant fell on the head of the photograph

[nova shore]

i lost the meme of balatro being clave

[shadow hull]

Debería tener un apartado para memes de balatro

[nova shore]

tengo un sv, quieres?

[shadow hull]

A futuro

[nova shore]

pero, why

[low sparrow]

Que dijiste de la balatreada?

[shadow hull]

Cuando libere los 20 grupos que tengo en discord

[shadow hull]

Nada w

[nova shore]

meta, pingueame, aqui estare

[low sparrow]

okei

[swift hearth]

I just pressed a button that restarted all the progress of balatro, I didn't know it did that

i want to die

[nova shore]

you need, to press that button twice, a button that has "reset" written

How can that be an accident?

[swift hearth]

the thing is that i didnt know that it means that

wen i press the bottom i realised

[nova shore]

why you didnt change the game to your language?

[swift hearth]

it is in my language

jsjsjs

it doesn't exactly say reset

thats why i get confused

[nova shore]

wdym?

in both spanish it says restablecer perfil

[shadow hull]

A bueno

[dense ravine]

yo quiero

[nova shore]

dm

[dense ravine]

aight

[rocky ravine]

something always happen

[pine cargo]

it was a pen terrible (fue una pena terrible)

[brisk bone]

beautiful

[bitter juniper]

Nice Build

[shadow hull]

Zi

[quasi dew]

Ola

[crude girder]

Wassup

[quasi dew]

Ola

[crude girder]

I love throwback

[unique karma]

massive wee

2088 wee, i am proud of my lil boy

[crude girder]

I've never seen a wee fan EVER

I always trashed or fed wee to dagger

[unique karma]

love wee

he has gotten me one gold stake win, and one orange one

sadly my save file got corrupted

this run was barely surviving so i decided to just grow the little lad as big as I could

2088 wee is not that bad

[crude girder]

Damn that sucks bro

[agile pawn]

-#

[wind lichen]

[verbal zephyr]

where on earth have you been hanging out

wee is goat and i’ve never seen someone claim anything else

[limpid delta]

Hello people

[wide lagoon]

hihihihi hihihi

[vernal tartan]

[crude girder]

Antarctica

[crude girder]

Dagger is my goat

Anything for dagger

[verbal zephyr]

[crude girder]

[summer shale]

I did it:

Got my first unseeded Ante 39 + naneinf

I guess iPad can't handle naneinf as a value?

Managed to capture video footage of the last hand, at least!

Shoutouts to DrSpectred~!

[novel hearth]

pants mvp

[native parrot]

Hello everyone I'm new and I have Questions

For the seeds you give, the squares that we can get, works for all decks or for example you find a Seed with the plasmic deck is I play the magic deck I wouldn't have the same joker as you?

[desert tusk]

seeds are basically the run and everything u get in it

jokers cards etc etc

u can play a seed on any deck

and get the same jokers, soul cards etc etc

[native parrot]

Yes but what I would like to know is if I don't play the same deck as you but I put my same seed we will have the same proposal

[desert tusk]

yes u would have the same uhhh proposal

which im asuming is jokers skips etc etc

[native parrot]

Okok

Thx

[desert tusk]

np

[flint kraken]

anyone tryna vc and stream game tg?

[agile pawn]

this happens on all platforms

when you get naneinf it'll reset back to 0

[native parrot]

I have a another question

I've already said it but I'm new and I don't understand where to find the seeds I don't really understand

[flint kraken]

you can see the seed at the end of the run

then you can copy the seed and get the same order of cards on the same or a different deck

[native parrot]

Not the seed of my run but the seeds you find I can find them where

[flint kraken]

thers a seed chanel

in this discord channel

server*

[native parrot]

That's the problem, I don't understand there are tabs but I have to do what

[flint kraken]

wdym do you not know how to use discord?

[native parrot]

I know how to use discord but I've never seen it, what should I do in the Channel seed

[hard nymph]

You look at cool seeds

See one you wanna pkay

And then copy paste it

[crude girder]

Have you ever played balatro with your life on the line?!?

[hard nymph]

Nope sounds cool tho

[native parrot]

Is it good?

[shadow hull]

Me voy a madrear una planta irl

[crude girder]

Burnt joker with a boost is peak

[native parrot]

Peak=good?

I'm French, I have trouble with English but I'm trying to improve

[drifting belfry]

peak = good, yes

[native parrot]

Ah ok

[hazy musk]

y los curis

[heavy hare]

Had this not bad run today

4th naneinf push this week

[honest canopy]

Just to add to the answers. The same jokers will appear however (you may already know this) some jokers ONLY appear if you have the associated enhanced card. For example Golden Ticket only appears if you have a gold card, Steel Joker if you have a steel card etc. So if you don't have the enhancement a different joker of the same rank (common, uncommon, rare) will appear instead

[native parrot]

Ahhhhh

I understand

[honest canopy]

Also also. Unless you have Showman the same joker can't appear twice. So if the seed tries to stock a joker, lets say Abstract Joker, but you already own Abstract then a different Common will show up instead

[honest canopy]

Off the top of my head: Golden Ticket, Glass Joker, Steel Joker, Stone Joker, and Lucky Cat

[native parrot]

@soulsage

[dense urchin]

How do I obtain blueprint

[molten horizon]

What is done in these situations?

[timid cedar]

ignore baron

sock and trib conflict with baron

[fringe sorrel]

:(

[fringe sorrel]

como sacaste 3 legendarios lol

[honest canopy]

To unlock it you need to win a run

And then obviously it may randomly appear in shops/packs etc

[slim junco]

hey guys

[slim junco]

Balatreate

[slim junco]

Find it

[dapper pasture]

Faltó el comodín del rey

[slim junco]

real

faltaba duplicar mis metalicas con sello rojo

:c

[dapper pasture]

La semilla donde hacen spedrun para sacar el Naneinf te deja a disposición muchas más opciones de las que uno se imagina

[slim junco]

checa

[dapper pasture]

Poquitos reyes mi buen oscar

🧑‍🦽

[slim junco]

XD

a falta de reyes, ballot aporta

[winged ruin]

Do you guys think I can win this ante?

[wide mica]

bait used to be believable

[dapper pasture]

When but la ciega jefe debilita todas las cartas de figura

[wide mica]

localthunk ocne again shadow drops balatro 2

[shadow hull]

Lo haré más tarde causa

[slim junco]

bro.. respeta

[dapper pasture]

Apoco

Me dolió ver esa imagen..

Bro receta...

[slim junco]

esta es la run de un amigo

[dapper pasture]

Oye bastante bien

[slim junco]

Va

[dapper pasture]

En mi run más humilde me saque 3 perkeos

😔

[fringe sorrel]

...

[shadow hull]

Terrible

[wide mica]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[wide mica]

nothing happened

[fringe sorrel]

OMG

[molten horizon]

When is this going to become extinct?😭🙏

[fringe sorrel]

como me duele saber que nada bueno va a salir de esto

[molten horizon]

Fotografía saliendo en la otra tienda:

[small kelp]

[fringe sorrel]

dios te oiga

😭🙏

[dapper pasture]

When le borras el punto: X15 Mult 🗣️

[fringe sorrel]

when eres canio despues de eliminar 15 figuras xdxddd

[molten horizon]

...

GOD

DAMN IT

[dapper pasture]

Punto punto punto

🧑‍🦽

[molten horizon]

La planta😭🙏🥀💔

[dapper pasture]

Recompensa: arruinarte la partida

[fringe sorrel]

el comodin negativo:

[dapper pasture]

Ando jugando ahorita y voy así

[molten horizon]

Es el que más hace mi partida

[fringe sorrel]

y las animaciones? 😢

[dapper pasture]

Es que mi celular es malo

[fringe sorrel]

no osea digo que la madre esa para omitir xd

[dapper pasture]

Me crashearia el balatro

😔

[slim junco]

tranquilo ahi llega

[fringe sorrel]

que pongo con blueprint? chadllot o cavendish

[dapper pasture]

Por poco pierdo w 😔

[fringe sorrel]

changos

[fringe sorrel]

hay que hacer coperacha para mi pana @dapper pasture

[dapper pasture]

🦐

[molten horizon]

Bellísimo sonido

[fringe sorrel]

lo que necesita venezuela:

[dapper pasture]

Es muy poquito dinero w

[molten horizon]

DAMN IT

No me va a matar la planta

Si no la ciega grande

[dapper pasture]

Un amigo obtuvo como 2000 de dinero en una run, ni idea

[molten horizon]

💔🥀

[dapper pasture]

😔 🧑‍🦽

Ya valio

Oo perkeo que sería de mi sin ti

[fringe sorrel]

al menos el sonido de dinero valio la pena 😢

[dapper pasture]

Tú y tus balatrocompas

🧑‍🦽 🧑‍🦽 🧑‍🦽

[slim junco]

falopa

[molten horizon]

La planta; todo eso para mí 🥺

[slim junco]

FASJKGHASLJGA

XD

la kgda

[dapper pasture]

Una run con el gato de la suerte y varios dados 6

[slim junco]

doble par por siempre, nunca flush

[molten horizon]

Flush por siempre, siempre doble par

[dapper pasture]

Yo juego mucho full housw

😔

Nose burlen

[molten horizon]

Quintilla de colores por siempre, lo demás ninguno

[fringe sorrel]

lo que caiga es bueno siempre 🥀

[dapper pasture]

Carta más alta:

[fringe sorrel]

mi telefono con 2 aplicaciones en segundo plano

[dapper pasture]

Durísimo

[rich willow]

yoooo

[slim junco]

c carta

[dapper pasture]

Hay una semilla donde se puede explotar esa carta al máximo

[fringe sorrel]

hola

[dapper pasture]

Oye, esas bananas estaban en mi refri

[slim junco]

alamiercolesss

[dapper pasture]

😔

[frank badger]

I HATE THIS GAME

on my own seed

agh

[fringe sorrel]

perdon bro, ahorita que pierda te las regreso jeje

[rich willow]

LOL

[rich willow]

sounds like you did it to yourself man

[dapper pasture]

Oqei

Es que las necesito para un batido de banana

[frank badger]

why i didn't have this voucher?!

[forest wagon]

me when i forget tarot cards exist

[molten horizon]

Me las robaste

Con razón el gros Michel no se extinguía

ME DURO TODA LA MALDITA PARTIDA

[fringe sorrel]

XDDD

neta?

a mi se me extigue a la primera

[fringe sorrel]

pero el cavendish nunca me sale

[fringe sorrel]

XDD

perdon bro

hablando de...

xd

[molten horizon]

Yo ya estaba sacrificando a alguien para que se extinga

[sly ridge]

pro tip: the earliest encountered suit debuff boss could be used as a direction to which suit to change

got a diamond boss early, now you're making your whole deck diamonds

[timid cedar]

while this is true, that is much less relevant for endless runs

[sly ridge]

sometimes voucher rng is bad

[honest canopy]

tbh most players stop at ante 8

[sly ridge]

and if its true that guy didnt have retcon by ante 19

[timid cedar]

not having retcon by ante 19 isn't that unreasonable

unlikely, sure

[honest canopy]

Source: I vibed it

[timid cedar]

but not unreasonable

[winged ruin]

For the love of god please put the poly face behind the banana 😭🙏

[frank badger]

Ik but I had a blood stone

[forest wagon]

huh

[pulsar cove]

How much does balatro cost

[desert tusk]

1.5 procs of lucky cards

[pulsar cove]

😭

[sly ridge]

its still a question if its a safe suit to build towards or not lol

monitoring blinds that can kill you is very important

[winged ruin]

I do most runs

Unless I’m playing for fun instead of completion

[tropic iron]

Is this a sign of good luck or bad luck..?

[keen smelt]

Both temporary , outch

[thorny niche]

the answer is be sad

[polar perch]

i fucking hate balatro

[hidden imp]

hello fellow poker DLC+ enjoyers

[compact dove]

@patent gale props to you brochacho

installing cryptid and having dementia was taking a toll on me

[hidden imp]

cryptid is heccing fun

[latent hemlock]

Fair

But I prefer normal

Cuz more balanced

[slow solar]

every account starting with qwerasd should probably be killed

[patent flame]

It's better than getting both of them eternal n then just die losing to plant on the spot

[wanton steeple]

One more legendary left to gold stake

[winged ruin]

W

[timid cedar]

[hot cradle]

anyone know a good mod to get 16x game speed

[winged ruin]

That’d be so useful

[lost lagoon]

hello

[winged ruin]

Why can’t bro play on 4x😭

[winged ruin]

Yoo

[hot cradle]

cryptid mod

[winged ruin]

Oh

Gurt

[worldly basin]

W

[lost lagoon]

just wanted to join the balala discord

[small crest]

Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly huuuuu

[warm ether]

hello new around here is there a channel/thread where i can share my balatro run or some thoughts about a run?

[agile void]

how am i bad at blue stake

[steel estuary]

hey folks

[warm ether]

hello

[steel estuary]

today we are back with more gold stake balatro

[warm ether]

cool i guess

:)))

just finished a run with 5 negative jokers xD

[slim junco]

wtf why are gifs not allowed...

[latent hemlock]

Achievement unlocked: how the actual fuck did we get here?

Invisible joker showed up a couple times

[prime nova]

(5PHTIJRE has a polychrome red seal card)

[molten horizon]

[rancid thistle]

nice wheel of fortune HUH

[latent hemlock]

Nipe

Hex

[molten horizon]

THAT furry femboy

Made with ai

[latent hemlock]

Idc

I like the texture pack

[faint tulip]

holly

[latent hemlock]

Niceeeeee

[latent hemlock]

I don’t have much of a problem with ai art, I have a problem with the fact that it can get so realistic that it can be used for fake news

LMAO

@faint tulip GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

[faint tulip]

??

[latent hemlock]

NO WAYYY

[faint tulip]

peak joker

its joe over😔

[latent hemlock]

What are the other 4 cards

[faint tulip]

red seal spade kings

[craggy vortex]

hi guys, i have just downloaded and installed the cryptid, talisman and steamodded mods for the first time. this showed up in the mods section and the game keeps crashing when i open the new game screen. any advice for a first time modder?

[latent hemlock]

#⚙・modding-general

[spare tartan]

am i live on Pandora or what

[surreal cape]

G

[latent hemlock]

Bruh

[patent flame]

Common showmid L

[sharp tide]

Sell showman br

Showman is like only good if you have really good jokers

[north pebble]

He’s negative

op trust

[north pebble]

showpeak W

[forest wagon]

yea but what if arcana pack with only hermits

[north pebble]

99% of showmen quit before hitting it big

[small crest]

I will eternally glaze showman

Cause I once got 3 blueprints In a ROW

[patent flame]

I got three brainstorms in a row u not that special

I still hate it

[north bone]

I got photochad^2 without showman but ok

[wary sigil]

Be me
get ante 2 antimatter
have really good econ engine
forgot I have 6 joker slots.

[surreal cape]

G

[verbal furnace]

just finished c+

53 gold stickers done and dusted now off to c++

[broken vine]

I’m pretty new so what are the chances of two nat negative showmen?

[compact shuttle]

The chance of 1 negative is pretty low

Rather 2

[compact shuttle]

Its 0.002001% to hit 2 natural negative showman back to back

[broken vine]

And what about a negative banana with it?

[compact shuttle]

Dude lmao

A second showman doesn’t even do anything lol

[broken vine]

I was rerolling shops when I just found them, they weren’t even in the same shop. That would be rare though

[broken vine]

lol

[compact shuttle]

Looks inside

Photochad

[broken vine]

Btw the negative michel died first round

[young bolt]

farts cutely

[elder wasp]

Que haces aquí brobrobro

[swift hearth]

And you?

[brisk zinc]

does rtb reset if i play a non-scoring face card?

wait i can't read nvm

[thorny niche]

balatro

[autumn lynx]

I just thought of an idea for challenge run, so basically you start with an eternal campfire, with no other joker slots, and every card in the shop is a tarot or planet card, along with booster packs, and when you sell something you get no money, so you have to choose between upgrading your deck, upgrading your played hand, or increasing the scoring on campfire in hopes of defeating the boss blind, just to do it all over again, and the boss cannot be the one that disables your jokers until sold or 1 random joker disabled each round.

[fiery solar]

Jimbo "Ben Starr" Balatro is texting me am I in danger

[autumn lynx]

Lol

[dusk marten]

It's John balatro

Anyways 101 reasons why spare trousers is goated asf:

[cunning hemlock]

Whats that card that x3 for every replayed hand type

[rotund herald]

I just sold my cartomancer for a judgement card and it gave me cartomancer 💔

[rotund herald]

Card sharp

[rotund herald]

Dude wants to be part of the team that bad 😭

[cunning hemlock]

I just realised card sharp looks like the unabomber

This is literally card sharp

I dont get the description of it tho

[brisk zinc]

i still love wee joker

plasma orange stake

[rotund herald]

Nicee

I'm still on fucking purple

[brisk zinc]

wait how tf did i get a new discovery when i already had 100% collection

[zinc elbow]

Doing a Joker Stencil run, lol

[rose plinth]

What i have so far

[north bone]

Might be something with joker stickers

[latent hemlock]

Ime to sell blue joker

Also, don’t forget to take the voucher

[rose plinth]

Is voucher always good?

[warm dew]

I just got my first legendary joker

[rose plinth]

Nice!

Which one?

[brisk zinc]

i'm so smart

$10 on wasteful while having the burglar

[vernal tartan]

Which voucher

There is more than one

[errant zealot]

It’s like different combos and shit

[brisk zinc]

oh i thought it's just stuff in the collection

[errant zealot]

Yeah that too

I have completionist plus and still get discovery’s

[patent flame]

U don't clear a voucher like blank when u have really bad econ

[errant zealot]

It just is stickers and stuff

[rose plinth]

I keep getting that one in my shop, only bought it onces when i had like $30

[rose plinth]

All besides blank

[zinc elbow]

Gotta love Joker Stencil Runs

[rose plinth]

Holy-

Is that a set seed or sumthin 😆

[zinc elbow]

Unseeded

[cosmic nexus]

campfire is such a bad joker, it wouldn't be s fair challenge 🌞

only 100000x mult

[brisk zinc]

campfire is nice

[cosmic nexus]

doesn't hit like +15 mult from lusty joker

[glad oriole]

jokerless but easier

[autumn lynx]

Yeah basically

[brisk zinc]

another bugged missing achievement secured

medusa with one of the weirdest builds i've ever done in any run

idk if it's that weird but definitely unusual for me

[errant beacon]

get benr

benr

enbt

bent

[brisk zinc]

good effort

[errant beacon]

that was embarrassing asf

i’ma go leave now :3

baiiii :3

[brisk zinc]

bye

i like how blueprint can copy burglar

it feels like an incompatible joker

[sonic field]

i got the baron after a whole week of searching and this happens to me

and i get blueprint the very next shop

[vernal tartan]

Some are always good like brush, some are almost always terrible like hat trick and hiero t2, usually most will be an upgrade and you can tell which ones are bad for you

[regal thicket]

The plant is the biggest hater in balatro

[brisk zinc]

i can think of at least a couple of bosses that ruin my runs way more than the plant

[sonic field]

i got a mime out of a judgement horray

too bad the plant is here

[regal thicket]

It's not the worst boss, just the biggest hater

[stiff hull]

Yes, but unlike other bosses, the plant is always guaranteed to show up during a face card build. Every time

[frail radish]

Can someone maybe help me with the crash log i dont know why it keeps crashing

[wet kettle]

hello balatro

[slender light]

i am balatro

[wet kettle]

hi

[split fjord]

[slender light]

theyre never dropping balatro 2 are they?

[rare yew]

No

[sonic field]

i cannot throw this again

turns out i can

im gonna try it again on plasma

[patent flame]

Bad money n no backup against plant

[sonic field]

i was playing green deck so i had no reason to keep my money over 25 i had good econ but not in this pic lol

[regal thicket]

Is that chicot?

Chicot is my favorite legendary

[patent flame]

Oh yeah playing on the wrong deck is also a big factor

[sonic field]

yeah lol i was doing something that was easier on this deck which is why its white stakes lol

[broken vine]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[broken vine]

lol, the plant is getting DUNKED ON.

[severe citrus]

Guys does anyone here code lua (balatro's programming language)

[sonic field]

who is it gonna be

place your bets

[elder wasp]

Chicot

[sonic field]

...

first time getting chicot i think

[patent flame]

Yay!

[elder wasp]

🤣

[sonic field]

oh my

haha negative credit card

[brisk zinc]

most useful emperor ever

this is the glitched erratic seed

[ornate fable]

I got a glock in my rari

[wanton steeple]

5 antes not a single hangman

[tall forge]

How can I get better

😭

[wanton steeple]

Who needs hangman

Also all legendary jokers are gold stakes

This was just meant to be a casual run to pass the time

Now I don't have to risk soul cards anymore if my run is good enough

[sonic field]

idol hitting my only numbered card to end my run🔥 🔥

[strong pebble]

Doing high card hands with like 700k chips per. Should I sell something to buy Cavendish?

[valid badge]

w or l shop

[brisk zinc]

w

[sonic field]

M

i mean W

[brisk zinc]

i will never know what the invis joker would copy

[strong pebble]

copies Cavendish and both go extinct in the same round

[glad oriole]

blueprint doesnt copy that effect

[ionic depot]

I’ve never understood DNA, is it any good?

[glad oriole]

no

its mid

[ionic depot]

That’s what I thought

That, and also showman

actually no showman is worse

[glad oriole]

it has use cases but not very often

yea showman is worse

[ionic depot]

I see 0 use for showman

It doesn’t do shit

Actually, I take that back

[glad oriole]

it does do shit but it hurts more than it helps

[ionic depot]

Apparently it duplicates cards in packs

[sharp compass]

Got a very good run on zodiac deck with the reroll voucher, campfire and blueprint
Just for me to lose because I wasn't able to find that stupid spade card to complete the flush

Why

[glad oriole]

which is usually a bad thing

[ionic depot]

Man I need some tips on how to unlock decks. I’m having such a hard time, and the only non-starter one I have is ghost

I see my dad unlocking everything left and right and I’m just there like

[sonic field]

just unlock them? idfk

like tips for certain decks?

[ionic depot]

Yes

[sonic field]

arent most of the good ones just win on (color) stakes?

[ionic depot]

I get so close to winning
Then I lose with 60,000 at the 100,000

You don’t know how frustrating it is 💀

[sonic field]

i think i know

[ionic depot]

All I want is to unlock stuff

[sonic field]

what do you play on

[ionic depot]

Switch

I have 11/12 planet cards
And I need Eres to save my life
But I can never find it in a pack after playing a…flush five?

Eres is flush five right?

[sonic field]

yeah it took me quite a while to get it too lol

yeah

i think?

[brisk zinc]

It's very good especially with bs/bp if you really need many of the same card

[ionic depot]

It takes me 800 years to get a flush five
I get one and I’m happy
And then I open a pack and see nothing

I’m staring at my switch like

[brisk zinc]

But unless you play like 5oak/flush fives it's not that important

[ionic depot]

Pain

Well I have a book of all cards (bought off eBay) that I can admire so

All 150 cards, tarots, planets, spectrals, and 20 negatives (idk why it’s 20 of them)

[sonic field]

lol

is there negative red card?

[ionic depot]

Uhh

Let me go find it

[orchid garden]

first time 😄

[sonic field]

canio

[orchid garden]

Chicot omg

no boss blinds.. thats huge

[ionic depot]

THAT IS NOT FAIR 😭

[sonic field]

?

[ionic depot]

I NEED ONLY HIM LEFT YET I KEEP GETTING STUPID YORICK WHO DOESN’T DO JACK

I have 4/5 of them 💀

[sonic field]

give me yorick i only have him left lol

[ionic depot]

You don’t want him

Trust

X1 for every 23 cards discarded

[sonic field]

i mean he does suck but i gotta unlock all my jokers

[brisk zinc]

He does not suck

[ionic depot]

No red card lol

[sonic field]

i have everything unlocked but like 3 jokers that i didnt buy a single time

[brisk zinc]

Yorick FUCKS

[sonic field]

except yorick

[ionic depot]

But my question is
If the negative jokers also invert the color
Why the hell is the golden joker still golden if it’s supposed to be inverted colors

[sonic field]

yorick is very underwhelming

[brisk zinc]

On blue stake+ he kinda does tho because -1 discard

[brisk zinc]

Free xmult for playing the game how you normally would

[sonic field]

fuck blue stakes

[brisk zinc]

Sure 23 is quite a few but it usually doesn't feel that slow to me

[sonic field]

but its boring

[ionic depot]

That is negative blue joker and gold joker
Why are they not negative 💀

[brisk zinc]

If you get wasteful and even recyclomancy it's actually quite good

[brisk zinc]

That doesn't mean it sucks as a joker

[sonic field]

never said it sucks as a joker

[brisk zinc]

.

[sonic field]

where did i say as a joker?

[ionic depot]

Does anyone know how green joker is useful

I despise him

[brisk zinc]

You said it sucks so it kinda implies

But idk maybe I'm misreading this

[brisk zinc]

Goes hard with burglar

[sonic field]

nah youre right

[ionic depot]

I don’t understand burglar either 😭

Or mime

[brisk zinc]

Tho I personally dislike green joker too

[brisk zinc]

You get more hands but lose all discards

[ionic depot]

Mime makes 0 sense

Bro I said meme 🥀

[brisk zinc]

If you have no discards green joker can't get worse

[sonic field]

you know steel cards?

[plain gust]

😇

[sonic field]

unless you get that boss blind

[ionic depot]

I feel that

[sonic field]

forgot its name

[brisk zinc]

It retriggers all held in hand effects such as steel and gold cards, and pairs well with stuff like baron and seals

[ionic depot]

This, but 100,000 and dies at 95,000

True story

[orchid garden]

what does the endless symbol means? never seen before 😮

[sonic field]

just playing more antes

[ionic depot]

It never leaves

[plain gust]

Can't sell it

black stake and up

[brisk zinc]

Also can't be destroyed

[sonic field]

oh mb

[orchid garden]

ah ok

[brisk zinc]

Eternals are nice with madness

[sonic field]

thought it was endless run

[ionic depot]

We should just all type random letters and numbers into seeds and see what we get into just for fun

[plain gust]

no I lost at the final boss blind

the game over screen is blue if you're in endless

[brisk zinc]

I typed my own name as the seed once and it was actually pretty good

Got to like billions iirc

[ionic depot]

Wait I gotta try that

For my own

[sonic field]

no i meant i though he was talking about endless run

[plain gust]

and he was replying to me who is not in one

[sonic field]

yeah i didnt take a good look at the photo

picture

screenshot

[brisk zinc]

Photograph

[sonic field]

idk

chad

hanging chad x photograph is boring

[plain gust]

does me wonders

[brisk zinc]

Photochad is boring but pretty consistent for winning

[neon wren]

everything that just wins is boring. the problem with interesting is you lose a good % of those games

[patent flame]

U are right

[unkempt pelican]

17 Shots, no 38

[pale haven]

The plant caused me to lose possibly my best run

I had cryptid

[north crescent]

didnt sell cryptids to roll smh

[sonic field]

Winning isn't enough you gotta reach at least the 2nd final bossblind

[sonic field]

No baron lol

[deep garden]

Holyyy shit guys

They made bloodstone real

[slim junco]

This the poopstone

[deep garden]

NUH UH

Unless you poop blood

[slim junco]

1/2 chance to give 1.5x mult for clubs

[deep garden]

In which case I think you should see medical help

[slim junco]

Or

[slim junco]

Like an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours I choose to ignore it

[deep garden]

Your body is turning to naught but ash

[slim junco]

Atleast I didn't touch the poopstone

I bet it went splat when you held it

[deep garden]

Shut up man I’m drinking a corona

[slim junco]

Sell that for a double tag

[deep garden]

Not soda!!!

[wanton steeple]

Sir we are a Diet Cola server

[brisk zinc]

light beer 🤢

[slim junco]

No way chowder is speaking

The guy from the show

Hey schnitzel

[deep garden]

Ma’am

[slim junco]

Hey mung

So on and so forth

[wanton steeple]

Ma'am

[deep garden]

Enjoy your piss

[wanton steeple]

This is a diet cola server

[deep garden]

Much better!

[brisk zinc]

skill issue

[deep garden]

Anyways L

[brisk zinc]

drinking lager rn

[deep garden]

Up getting fucked up on balala juice

[slim junco]

Is this an alcoholics server

[wanton steeple]

If balatro is so good where is balatro 2?

Checkmate

[deep garden]

Balala juice

triple sec
blue curacao
peach schnapps
fruit punch

Drink until dead

[brisk zinc]

does drinking one beer automatically make you an alcoholic

i'm drinking more than one to be fair

[slim junco]

Yes

[deep garden]

But you’re only drinking one at a time

So you’re all good

[brisk zinc]

yes

[deep garden]

Beer tastes like fucking shit

But I’m at the beach

[brisk zinc]

acquired taste innit

[wanton steeple]

Never liked beer either

[brisk zinc]

i used to not like it too

[wanton steeple]

Taste like piss

[brisk zinc]

why do so many of you know what piss taste like

[deep garden]

If it tasted like piss I would like it

[wanton steeple]

Sometimes you get adventurous

[deep garden]

I’m kidding

[wanton steeple]

[deep garden]

I have drank my own piss before and I won’t elaborate

[wanton steeple]

You get lost in the woods

You gotta survive somehow

[brisk zinc]

finally got wee joker from ante 1 skip tag

this will be a run

[deep garden]

She sock and buskin on my wee joker til I splash

I mean my regular joker

[wanton steeple]

We have a acholic drink here called rubber tire

Never guess what it tastes like

[deep garden]

Rubber tire?

[wanton steeple]

First time I ever poored a drink down a sink

[deep garden]

In chicago they have a drink called Malort and it tastes like horse piss and rubber bands

[wanton steeple]

Was just that awful

[deep garden]

*poured

[wanton steeple]

I'm poor

[deep garden]

Hah L

I have 1 balatrillion dollars

[wanton steeple]

Can't lose what you never had

Therefore you always win

[deep garden]

You can only lose 100% of your money gambling

But you can win an infinite percent

[deep garden]

Hey what’s with the GOON tag

[wanton steeple]

[deep garden]

I’m gonna balatoom…

[wanton steeple]

Wish we could get a sneak peak of the new balatro update

So excited to see what thunk has cooking up

[deep garden]

Jimbo has a gun now

[wanton steeple]

Just shoots plant

or the eye

Fuck the eye tho

Hate that boss

Nothing I really play gets affected by the plant as much as the eye

[bold thistle]

That's a weird way to spell two pair tbh

In what dialect does "Four of a Kind" mean "Two Pair"???????

[brisk zinc]

weeeeee

[bold thistle]

How much wee does your wee have?

[brisk zinc]

cartomancer is being nice and giving me deaths

[brisk zinc]

+200 after that round

[bold thistle]

Damn

Plasma deck wildin

[brisk zinc]

yes

my biggest wee was almost 2000 once

actually twice

i wish there was a reverse strength

decrease the rank of cards by 1

[rough wigeon]

w-why would you want tha- oh wee joker.

lol

[wanton steeple]

Get aces and use strength

[brisk zinc]

i do

[wanton steeple]

Will turn it into a 2

[brisk zinc]

yes i know thank you

i will get the 2000 chip wee joker this run

[covert field]

Name a better duo

[wanton steeple]

It be more consistent than trying find 3s to decrease to 2s

A decrease option would kinda suck

[brisk zinc]

but if you had both options it would be even easier

in addition to aces you also have 3s to work with

[brisk zinc]

lol i got this shop right after you posted that

[wanton steeple]

More likely to find aces or even strength a king twice than get consistent 3s to decrease

Strength and Death better than a decrease that'll probably hog a slot until you find a 3

Better off chopping the 3s

[brisk zinc]

you have the exact same changes to find an ace or a 3 if you think about it

[uneven edge]

whats the duo here

[brisk zinc]

having an extra option would only benefit you

[uneven edge]

it might be the biggest anti synergy oat

[brisk zinc]

fr

[uneven edge]

oh

[wanton steeple]

The pros don't outweigh the cons

[uneven edge]

thats the joke

[wanton steeple]

It's very situational

[brisk zinc]

your mom outweighs everyone

[wanton steeple]

She does

[brisk zinc]

ok sorry

had to

[wanton steeple]

It's good

I can handle the banter

[patent flame]

One makes the plant eat u the other doesn't reach endless well

[wanton steeple]

I used to play cod in 2009 online

I've heard worse

[brisk zinc]

dude i've been holding on to this strength for like 10 rounds and just now realized i have 0 aces left in my deck

[wanton steeple]

Use them on kings

[uneven edge]

ace bottom 1 card?

[wanton steeple]

Incase you get a other strength or fool

[brisk zinc]

i got my best ever unseeded run with aces

e19 iirc

[wanton steeple]

When I get wee joker I start flooding my deck with aces and 2s

[brisk zinc]

that's usually my plan on plasma deck

[wanton steeple]

I've moved to yellow deck for rn

For my c++ runs

Plasma was good just for the chip jokers

[patent flame]

So good deck for c++

Plasma gold is only good once in a lifetime

[wanton steeple]

I used it to get majority of the chip jokers done

I had one hell of a runner build going

[uneven edge]

it's easier to get those builds done on non plasma

[wanton steeple]

Was guaranteed a straight every hand

[patent flame]

Y not use the chip jokers in regular runs though

[uneven edge]

since if you get violet vessel you're prob fucked since an x mult pivot is req

[patent flame]

Love chips .

[wanton steeple]

Never had a chip joker work well in anything other than plasma

[uneven edge]

...?

[patent flame]

U cannot be srs deaduh rn

[uneven edge]

you highly undervalue chips then

[patent flame]

Look at this beauty

[wanton steeple]

Wee and stunt man are only two have had work outside of plasma

[patent flame]

U should love such beauty like this .

[uneven edge]

square joker, runner, castle

[brisk zinc]

i threw the run unfortunately

i don't think this will win

[uneven edge]

there are less chip options than mult options

but know the options atleast

[storm stag]

u already won it tho

[patent flame]

Yea

[brisk zinc]

yea but i was going for long endless

to get a +2000 wee joker

[patent flame]

U need hack

[storm stag]

^

good call

[wanton steeple]

Castle better on checkered, square doesn't really start being useful until you get consistent high scoring four played hand and runner is just not consistent

[brisk zinc]

i didn't see hack at any point sadly

[patent flame]

Only way to get ur wees on the thousands

[patent flame]

It's plasma white stake

[brisk zinc]

i've had 1.9k without hack twice

[patent flame]

Lots of ways to grind money

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🏌️

[wanton steeple]

Wee is like the best chip joker outside of plasma

[uneven edge]

doesn't mean its bad, wrong, and wrong

[brisk zinc]

oh i didn't lose wow

[patent flame]

Objectively the best chip joker in the game

[wanton steeple]

Played the game long enough to know what does and doesn't work

And where they work best

[brisk zinc]

hack's a common right

[uneven edge]

Yet you still undervalue chip jokers

[patent flame]

What doesn't work is undervaluing chip jokers btw

[wanton steeple]

Because they are ass for most part

[patent flame]

Uncommon

[brisk zinc]

ah

[patent flame]

Erm hello? Are u seeing this

134 chips square

If i sell it i fucking die bro

[wanton steeple]

It has a +10 mult on top of the chips you've added

Ofc you'd die lol

[patent flame]

Literally doesn't matter

Grimbo has around 70

[uneven edge]

hes trolling

[brisk zinc]

okay back to non-white stakes

give me a deck

[patent flame]

If i sell i underscore

[uneven edge]

okay he actually knows chip jokers are good

but blud is the troll

[brisk zinc]

any except yellow or ghost

[uneven edge]

abandoned

[wanton steeple]

Erratic

[covert field]

How do i beat black deck

[brisk zinc]

i haven't even beaten green stake on abandoned ☠️

i kinda abandoned it

guess i'll get that out of the way too

[wanton steeple]

I don't remember my straight for abandoned

But might be able to run straight build

[wintry patrol]

the bait flew too close to the sun

[wanton steeple]

Just make ur aces stuff like steels and blue seals

[uneven edge]

the bait was working tbh

[wanton steeple]

I mean y'all can believe what you wanna believe chips just don't work for me half the time

[north crescent]

well you said runner is inconsistent

hows that

[wanton steeple]

Straights are inconsistent

But they score high

[proud herald]

just beat Gold Stake Ghost Deck

[wanton steeple]

And scale well

[north crescent]

runner is not in straight builds

it just scales when you play one

[wanton steeple]

I used it in a plasma run

If u get a consistent straight it will carry in plasma lmao

[brisk zinc]

i had a runner + 4 fingers + square build on plasma deck once and it was pretty good

[proud herald]

So far I've beat Gold Stake on Ghost, Anaglyph, Plasma and Erratic. What deck should I play next?

[wanton steeple]

Shortcut helps a lot

If u get runner, fingers, square, shortcut in a plasma run

Unless u can't get Saturns you're pretty much set

[brisk zinc]

going to a casino and playing these cards saying it's a straight flush