🎙・server-chat

[quick moat]

goon

[wanton steeple]

[pale gust]

i cant move away from kings

lol

[willow schooner]

Ancient joker synergy with smeared joker is insane

I never realized the two pair with eachother so well

[eager vessel]

just need the hack now

[wanton steeple]

Just get hack

[honest canopy]

Why don't you simply just get Hack?

[eager vessel]

i tried.

just lost

got a invis but couldn’t survive long enough

honestly one of the funnest runs i’ve had in a while

i haven’t really used wee much but that was fun

[patent flame]

Not enough money to reroll for it

New thing learned

[honest canopy]

Should have rolled better smh my head

[patent flame]

To roll better is to have more money

14 bucks is not realistic to reroll into hack

[honest canopy]

😭 hacked the money away

[wanton steeple]

Honestly the eye is worse than the plant

Biggest run ender

Fuck the eye

[flint copper]

Sounds painful, but you do you

[eager vessel]

i hate the eye.

[halcyon sequoia]

new hyperfixation

[signal creek]

On checkered deck too. Say goodbye to any hope of recovery when you've mega-shoved into Flushes

[spring sphinx]

Thats if you dont have a one-hand-and-its-done synergy

[signal creek]

Fair point

Blueprint, brainstorm, and The Tribe do that

8x just from them is rlly good

[cunning hemlock]

Kitty

[willow schooner]

It's 49 degrees Celsius outside so i understand

It's a little hot it needs shade

[bitter junco]

hey guys I'm new to the server. My name is Jeo and I like eggs so much, I became one

[wary plover]

Youre an egg?

[bitter junco]

the bestest one

[wary plover]

Holy, i eat an egg like an hour ago, sorry.

[bitter junco]

Don't worry. Eggs are good for you

[wary plover]

Oh ok thanks for no kill me egg.

[bitter junco]

I kill eggs, because I like cannibalism. You eat eggs, because it's healthy.

jk jk

I keep the edgy jokes out of the server

[wary plover]

Wait, youre an egg and you eat eggs?

[bitter junco]

ahm

I am the bestest of best

I need eggs to become eggs

I ate 6 eggs this morning

but look what it made me

more nutritious

[bitter junco]

Okay, let's move on before it gets weird

[wary plover]

Holy.

[wary plover]

I guess you are right.

[wary plover]

You scare me but okay.

[bitter junco]

no need to be scared. I'm just an egg

jk let's move on

[wary plover]

Like the egg of balatro?

[bitter junco]

I bought two copies of balatro

[bitter junco]

lol

pc and android

I think those two are the best way to play Balatro

[wary plover]

I play on Play Station and those two.

[bitter junco]

based

Is it good on playstation?

I used a controller with my laptop and I don't know

[wary plover]

Its good, confortable.

[bitter junco]

I see

[wary plover]

But you cannot play when you are out, and thats Bad.

[bitter junco]

"Take your playstation outside." That's what nobody said

Except for parents that confuses nintendo with playstation

[wary plover]

KAKAKAKAK, youre right.

[bitter junco]

never saw someone laugh like that in chat XD

Kakak

[wary plover]

Yeah bro i go with my TV to the metro and i play balatro.

[wary plover]

Because im brasilian.

[bitter junco]

Damn

built different fr

[wary plover]

Is a crazy history to talk about.

[bitter junco]

Imagine Balatro multiplayer

and you take your TV and play it with strangers

[wary plover]

Is my dream.

[bitter junco]

What if Balatro multiplayer was a ponzi sheme. You only need to convince two people to buy the game and the other two people convinces 4 people

[wary plover]

Or you pirate it, but thats bad. 💔

[bitter junco]

I'll never pirate good games like Balatro

[wary plover]

Me too.

I buy balatro in steam, Play Station, ios and android.

[bitter junco]

lol

[grand marlin]

I tried so hard to make it go naneinf ☹️☹️
yes I was copying correctly i just wanted it to look pretty for the screenshot

[bitter junco]

damn

I never got that high

[grand marlin]

idek what i did wrong

like how can I do that any better

[sonic field]

finally won without playing a flush (first try) got the runner first shop and the x3 straight joker and the others i got ante 5-7

although i was playing straight flushes

cant live without flushes lol

[frank badger]

I have better ez

That's eleventh round

[brisk zinc]

Bigger hand would probably help at least

I usually wait for the serpent if I'm doing perkeo observatory

[wary plover]

Hey its me.

[sonic field]

great start for checkered deck

lol

[primal torrent]

how should I set up my blueprint (after dna that is)

[brisk zinc]

I think photo

[primal torrent]

alr

[brisk zinc]

Unless ur doing like heart flushes then I'd also consider bloodstone

But the 1 in 2 is like 1 in 20 so idk

[primal torrent]

what do u think of my deck

[brisk zinc]

Oh flush fiver

Based

Any red seal?

[primal torrent]

no 💔

oh yeah photo is good

[brisk zinc]

Well with ghost deck surely you'll find a deja vu sooner or later

[strong pebble]

Doing flush hands aiming for ante 8. What do I sell for Cavendish

[brisk zinc]

I haven't played balatro in a while because afternoon sun makes my gaming setup like 30 degrees hot

[primal torrent]

what does the hoodie man do I forgot

[strong pebble]

X3 mult if hand has already been played

[brisk zinc]

I'd probably sell juggler

[primal torrent]

hmmm what should I do

[strong pebble]

So if you do two flushes the second one is x3

[strong pebble]

I dont have discards so I need jugler to be able to always do flushes

[brisk zinc]

Buskin gives more retriggers than chad since you have all face cards

[primal torrent]

yeah but photochad

[strong pebble]

So that it's not 4 cards of each rank

[brisk zinc]

Well you have to make a decision

[primal torrent]

im thinking either bloodstone or lucky cat

[brisk zinc]

Eh I'd just use a hand to get rid of the cards I don't need

On checkered deck it's almost guaranteed you get a flush

[strong pebble]

But not 100% so im selling acrobat

[brisk zinc]

You have burglar too so

Yea actually Cavendish is just a better acrobat since it procs every hand

[primal torrent]

.

[brisk zinc]

Not the cat with a lucky card flush five build

[agile zenith]

Imo depends on how high ur ante is, bcs lucky cat doesnt do much when your score requirement is in the exponents. Blood stone is less reliable but if you have a good enough econ you can BELEIVE IN THE SPECULATIVE OOPS!!!

[primal torrent]

im at ante 9

[agile zenith]

Lucky cats still worth keeping at that point then

Maybe chad? Sock is better for scaling cat

[primal torrent]

but then it fucks up photo dont it?

💔

[brisk zinc]

I already suggested that

[strong pebble]

Ante 8 is very large blind and i have infinite rerolls what do you think i should reroll for?

[brisk zinc]

You can probably score 300k anyway but cerulean bell is free

[strong pebble]

Ok

Thanks

[brisk zinc]

Since you play flushes it doesn't matter which random card bell picks

[primal torrent]

soooo do I sell chad

[agile zenith]

Photo with bluprint/chad is x32 mult, with sock/blueprint its x8. If you consistently score above 2x ur score requirement ur clear to get rid of chad to scale the cat faster

[primal torrent]

alr alr

[agile zenith]

Ofc this is just my opinion, i usually go for idol late game so i tend to bias towards idol compatible builds

[strong pebble]

I won

[primal torrent]

ok yeah its scaling wild style

[agile zenith]

How big is the cat?

[primal torrent]

9.25x rn

it scales around 1x for each hand basically

10x rn

OK WAITR

[rotund herald]

Why tf is this so funny to read it out

[primal torrent]

I can sell photo to get baseball rn

[rotund herald]

I legit forget rarities below rare so idk

[lament yew]

Do I sell photo or showman for idol here? And what should I copy?

[agile zenith]

Photo

[rotund herald]

Yea I'd say photo too

[agile zenith]

Also how big is that cat

I LOVE LUCKY CAT RAHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[primal torrent]

g

[rotund herald]

My luck is ahh so I don't

[lament yew]

x30,75. Also, same.

[agile zenith]

Keep scaling that cat soldier!!!

[primal torrent]

one of the bnest cards if yk how to play it

[agile zenith]

Tbh it kinds needs to be copied to be as good as photo in this case, so u wouldnt be able to copy sock for cat scaling

[primal torrent]

so I shouldnt

sell photo

whats 4 times 1.5

6x mult

errrr

yeah photo is better

LMAO

[agile zenith]

You love to see it

[rotund herald]

Hmm
I think you should play a 10 of hearts

But idk

[agile zenith]

Deckfixing is my fave part of balatro

[brisk zinc]

It's 1.5⁴, not 1.5x4

[balmy osprey]

can anybody help me to install cryptid?

pls

[primal torrent]

I FINALLY GOT IT

[primal torrent]

oh im fucked

[brisk zinc]

Huge

[rotund herald]

HELL YEAHH

[agile zenith]

#1209506514763522108 or #⚙・modding-general probably has what ur looking for ^^

[balmy osprey]

thx 🙂

[rotund herald]

I can't even mod cause I play mobile 😔

[primal torrent]

I GOT ANOTHER

[rotund herald]

WOAHHJ

[agile zenith]

1.5^4 is approximately 5x so ur good

[rotund herald]

Okay I'm gonna try purple stake plasma now

[primal torrent]

oh ok

bruh

[agile zenith]

Keeping photo was the right move 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ that redseal is sending u to the moon

[primal torrent]

look my deck isnt fully hearts but there are 66 hearts on it rn

[brisk zinc]

Ancient can pick any suit even if you have 0 cards of that suit

[primal torrent]

nahh Im not taking that

[brisk zinc]

Which is annoying

[primal torrent]

risk

[agile zenith]

Atp its easier to find an oops for bloodstone lol

[primal torrent]

lmao

Im getting 80m consistently

[primal torrent]

AHHAHADASJHAHAHHASHDGSGADSGAAGSGAGAGA

dude

DUDE

HJAFSKHJKDFSAHKJFSA

[plush copper]

[agile zenith]

LIKE I SAID, BELIEVE IN THE SPECULATIVE OOPS!!!!

[primal torrent]

LMAOOOOOOOO

so I SELL PHOTO NOW

AND GET OA6?

[agile zenith]

Rip he was a good soldier

[primal torrent]

HES BEGGING TO COME BACK

AHAHA

[agile zenith]

Hes stalking u 😭😭😭

[rotund herald]

Goated delayed gratification

[agile zenith]

Delayed gratification on plasma is so good early

[rotund herald]

Yeah it's fucking craxy

I make $12 alone

[primal torrent]

I LOST

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I FORGOT TO PUT MY BLUEPRINT ON SOCK

FUCKKK

[agile zenith]

Rip 🙏

[primal torrent]

ı go for the flush

💔

what a fuckin deck tho

[agile zenith]

Im praying for u girl, hope that cat clutches tf up

[primal torrent]

girl?

[agile zenith]

Sry i assume everyone on the internet is a girl lol

[primal torrent]

19.5 on cat btw

[agile zenith]

Huge

That cat was eatin good

[primal torrent]

EQ5E1AHM is the seed but I rerolled 85 tşnes

WHAT A RUN

I had this yesterday

[sonic field]

just got negative obelisk out of the wraith 🔥

[grand marlin]

I had both vouchers

[limber prairie]

I might be cooking

[patent flame]

Not rly a problem cuz I'm enby anyways 😊

[sonic field]

i swear to god if baron was in the big blind shop (i skipped it by accident)

[limber prairie]

Never mind

[coarse edge]

New high score and stuntman unlocked

[austere valve]

You guys ever play so much balatro that discord decides you've played it for 400k hours

[brisk zinc]

almost a full hand straight without using discards

[full sleet]

After 10 hours, finally got my black deck - gold stake win

[brisk zinc]

😎

pants is so good

why do i get literally every suit boss whenever i play smeared joker

[wise plaza]

Because there are 4 of them so relatively common

[brisk zinc]

am i cooked

yes.

[zealous mauve]

you have a flush no?

diamonds and hearts

unless,, the chips 💔

[brisk zinc]

yes but nowhere near enough score

needed black cards because of arrowhead

[zealous mauve]

the chips 😭

[brisk zinc]

constellation was only at 1.1x and level 2 flush

[zealous mauve]

level 2 flush ante 6 with no +mult 👀

[brisk zinc]

i never really focus on +mult on plasma deck

[zealous mauve]

oh right plasma

i forgot to check deck LOL

[brisk zinc]

+chips and later xmult yea

[zealous mauve]

that explains so much

i was triple tunnel visioned

[worldly basin]

Next time copy ballot

Cuz u used a glass card

🥳

[coarse edge]

oh yeah

[brisk zinc]

ok chat left or right

[worldly basin]

Right

[brisk zinc]

i have 2 identical arcana packs here

[coarse edge]

left

[wise plaza]

Right

[brisk zinc]

i took right

it had a tower which is nice on plama dek

wait i can open the other one too

[wise plaza]

In the end it doesnt matter the arcana cards are in order of what you see in an anfe

[brisk zinc]

dude

1 dollar short for stone jonkler

temperance in arcana

i was wrong

[wise plaza]

Stone is just a shitty deck filler

[brisk zinc]

i was gonna hope for a marble later

[supple ivy]

idk

[coarse edge]

how I met your mother + balatro collab???

[rotund herald]

Dude I almost purple staked plasma and lost to the fucking violet vessel

[wide lagoon]

no reroll?

[supple ivy]

uff

idk

[rotund herald]

Umm
My dumbass rerolled the shop one too many times

:D

[brisk zinc]

polychrome rebate from buffoon pack

life is good

[rotund herald]

Lucky damn

[brisk zinc]

balatro will look you straight in the eye and tell you that this is a straight flush

[brisk zinc]

4 fingers is interesting

[rotund herald]

Wait oh my God

That took me a second
It's technically a straight flush

Oh my God

[wide lagoon]

I can believe that, what I meant was the boss reroll

[proper junco]

Every time

[brisk zinc]

do we pivot ?!?!

i guess i can still keep playing straights but just not play any kings

so do i sell chad or what

[rotund herald]

Show your deck?

[cobalt wing]

yall forget balatro play ai gta 6

[brisk zinc]

essentially unmodified still

[viscid ember]

this is like ante 3 btw

[brisk zinc]

just a couple bonus and steel cards other than that nothing

[rotund herald]

It's still ante 4 so it's difficult

[brisk zinc]

i'll take the risk

[rotund herald]

But you haven't committed to a single long-term strategy soo

Yea take it

For the giggles

[viscid ember]

i sure hope nothing goes wrong! (its balatro it def will)

[brisk zinc]

wtfffff

wee joker in the same shop

like 2 rerolls

do i sell rebate now or give up on straights

[rotund herald]

What's your marathon thing at

[brisk zinc]

+120

[rotund herald]

Oof

Okay this is tough actually

[brisk zinc]

actually no i'm not taking wee because i'd have to deckfix for both 2s and kings

[rotund herald]

That's true

Ping if you get DNA

[brisk zinc]

bet

brainstorm in next shop ?!

bye rebate

[rotund herald]

WHAT

W SEED

[rich halo]

dk bananza

[tired bramble]

I saw a video of roffle, where he used the cryptid mode, but he could have infinite jokers

How do I do that

[ionic depot]

This may sound like a really stupid question, but I’m curious.
Is there any way to increase your chances of getting a specific legendary joker?
I have 4/5 of them, my last being Chicot.
Is there some sort of thing I can do to raise the chances of getting him?
I ask because as I play the game, the #1 I seem to get is always Perkeo

[brisk zinc]

do i copy baron or mime this is extremely important

[brisk zinc]

99.9% sure there is no way

[ionic depot]

Baron

[ionic depot]

Damn…
Just wanted to be sure since I’ve been losing my ever loving mind trying to get Chicot

…if i ever get a damn soul card

[vapid pier]

balatro?

[brisk zinc]

might have lost The run ☹️

if only i knew there's gonna be baron and mime so i could've prepared more kings

[vapid pier]

bruh-

[vapid pier]

AAAA IS THE PLANT

HOW SCARY-

[brisk zinc]

does square joker upgrade if i play a 5th non-scoring card?

[tired bramble]

Sorry

[vapid pier]

nah just joking xd

[idle wadi]

On the rich get richer challenge, do I take the Brainstorm?

[vapid pier]

ITS ME

ITS ME

IM THERE

[idle wadi]

Yup

The question is...

[vapid pier]

yes

[idle wadi]

Do I banish you for brainstorm?

[vapid pier]

yup

[idle wadi]

Ok

[vapid pier]

made it

a brainstorm its better than me

lol Xd

[idle wadi]

Good bye showman its been a nice ride with you

[vapid pier]

pipipi

[brisk zinc]

this game is ragebaiting me so hard today

[supple ivy]

now that i see, why people use more the baron if shoot at the moon gives more multi

[brisk zinc]

shoot the moon gives +mult, baron gives xmult

[supple ivy]

A

thx

i still remembering this shit...

[brisk zinc]

i keep getting mimes bruv

idk if i even want it on this run

[supple ivy]

if you get baron yes

idk

[brisk zinc]

stuntman:

baron isn't the best on smol hand size

[tired bramble]

Is there any mod for infinity jokers?

[supple ivy]

i dont know but

you can make a deck with all the jokers with the mod "Deck Creator"

you start with them

[royal bear]

when i forget to check the boss

rip polychrome blueprint

[supple ivy]

BRUUUUUH

[royal bear]

this run woulda been so generational bro

[supple ivy]

theres when a men sees... the end of his world

[royal bear]

this is pain

[supple ivy]

it would be good having chicot or luchator but...

youre cooked

[royal bear]

i know 😭

[tired bramble]

THATS ME

HEY

[royal bear]

i forgot to check

[royal bear]

i have strong words for u mate

cos this ain’t the first time

[supple ivy]

did you have director versions?

[royal bear]

what’s that

[brisk zinc]

director's cut

[supple ivy]

its a voucher that can make change your boss blind

[supple ivy]

sorry

[royal bear]

oh nah

i rolled luchador cos rebate blueprint printed infinite money but i hadn’t checked boss andddd

[supple ivy]

pff

I play Balatro in Spanish and I'm used to saying it like that.

Reciclomania 🤑 👌

[brisk zinc]

the arm fucking sucks so much ass

[royal bear]

i gotta boot up the game and embrace the pain man

[gaunt sphinx]

Bruh tf

[supple ivy]

it could be worse it he has pareidolia with eternal

but theres nothing that somebody can make in that situation...

[royal bear]

nope

my deck fixing was going too well cos i played off superposition since ante 1

[supple ivy]

pfff

[royal bear]

rolled poly blueprint in a pack and thought this was the one 😞

[supple ivy]

nahhh

sybau 🥀

even wheel of fortune has more luck than you bro

[brisk zinc]

hmmm nice skip tags

[wanton steeple]

3 antes in a row on plasma playing high cards

Spaceman didn't proc once

[idle wadi]

Welcome back showman

[supple ivy]

@vapid pier

[vapid pier]

UFFFF

incredible

[supple ivy]

lol

[bitter junco]

Balatro multiplayer:
Me: It's time to D-d-d-d-uel

[ornate cove]

D d

Duel

[idle wadi]

Welp its the best I can do with shoot the moon

[bitter junco]

D d d d d d d cruel

[supple ivy]

yep

[primal torrent]

aw man I lost

[supple ivy]

do you want to see a real banana run?

LOOK AT THIS

[brisk zinc]

got chips?

[supple ivy]

chips...

x multi

[tired bramble]

Seed rn pls

[cloud heath]

and then the deck is bonus cards only

[brisk zinc]

soon

red seal bonus 2s

[supple ivy]

isnt a seed

its a deck

lol

[brisk zinc]

got stuntman too lmao

[rotund herald]

What kinda seed are you running for that shit to happen by ante 5 😭

[cloud heath]

bro you need to chill 😭

[brisk zinc]

i sold runner dw

[crude mason]

hi

[brisk zinc]

since i'll be playing 4 card hands so no straights

[rotund herald]

Plasma deck dream

[supple ivy]

ITS A MOOD

ITS A MOOD

[crude mason]

what do yall think about my profile

[rotund herald]

It's a mood

[supple ivy]

ITS MOD

[rotund herald]

Do you by chance like Balatro

[cloud heath]

you need to get a blueprint

[brisk zinc]

yes

[cloud heath]

500 free chips

[crude mason]

no i don’t sorry

whats that

[rotund herald]

Ah damn alg

[pale bridge]

bruh

[rotund herald]

Jokes aside this might just be Jimbo himself

[crude mason]

bro stop

[pale bridge]

i finally beat red deck on normal

[crude mason]

what’s jimbo

what are you talking about

[rotund herald]

That's something the real Jimbo would say

[pale bridge]

i hv a friend who got to 29 ante somehow, imagine the number of negatives...

[crude mason]

nah like fr

[cloud heath]

close enough, welcome back jimbo

[supple ivy]

lol

[brisk zinc]

finally plasma purple

that didn't take long at all

also idk why i got the gold stake achievement just now

[cloud heath]

it might be just steam

[brisk zinc]

yea i beat gold stake aaaages ago and never got the achievement

[cloud heath]

gotta love valve

[brisk zinc]

maybe it's because i reinstalled my OS so i have no mods installed rn

even tho all i had was visual and qol mods

also

what do

highly regret taking that ancient joekr rn

wee is +592 square is +112

[cloud heath]

i mean you dont have any good legendary for chips

only for mult / boss

[brisk zinc]

i sold square since it scales so slow and i got chips sorted

got yorick which is fine i guess

just takes a while for it to become decent

[obtuse pier]

im sad my cavendish just extincted after 2 rounds

[nimble geyser]

should i sell brainstorm for another the idol?

[nimble geyser]

i have observatory

[patent flame]

Find another copy joker instead

[teal cedar]

hi 😄

[orchid raft]

Imagine losing four almost win runs and then this happens:

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it🕺

[orchid raft]

I´ll destroy my pc

[desert tusk]

worlds worst baron deck

I CANT FIND A CHARIOT CARD AND A KING 😭

[rotund herald]

Oh 😭😭

[rotund herald]

Why tf is your blueprint mogging me

Wait why are they ALL mogging me 😭

[wintry patrol]

nobody tell them gold cards are ideal until you need the scoring

[blissful geode]

chat i just got triboulet, is it good

[nimble geyser]

yes

[rotund herald]

Yea
Yop 5 joker

[blissful geode]

These are my jokers, i already beated the plant, is this good?

[desert tusk]

I NEED THE SCORING NOW

[wintry patrol]

unfortunate

[desert tusk]

ok i finished the run by playing 5oak

tho

time to get e in endless

[blissful geode]

first one is holographic, thats why i have it

[rotund herald]

Yeah it's good
Go for a sock

[desert tusk]

im so excited this is my first unseeded baron run

[rotund herald]

I lost mine to a fucking suit debuff boss

[wintry patrol]

you should really be removing cards from your deck

[nimble geyser]

should i try my luck?

theres another the soul in 2 antes

[wintry patrol]

i will say that abstract and the holographic aren’t doing much because they apply after triboulet’s x128 mult

[desert tusk]

thats why i always take the reroll voucher the moment i see it

should i take it.....

[wintry patrol]

take what

[desert tusk]

chad

[wintry patrol]

why

this is a baron run

[desert tusk]

yeah its kinda useless

[blissful geode]

oooh, alr, js sold the holographic for an holographic ice cream

[wintry patrol]

take overstock at all costs by the end of the ante though

[desert tusk]

wait

[wintry patrol]

extremely important voucher

[desert tusk]

i got a showman

should i sell dna and take showman

[wintry patrol]

what
sell cavendish? 🤨

[desert tusk]

nvm i cant afford it anyways

[brisk zinc]

ante 2 5oak 😎

[desert tusk]

hmm cavendish value is low but its too late now anyway

damn how

[wintry patrol]

how are you not affording things with this many gold cards

[brisk zinc]

skipped first ante, got double tag and mega arcana pack from skip tags

[wintry patrol]

do you always just go below interest

[brisk zinc]

and just copied a few kings

[rotund herald]

There was none ;-;

[desert tusk]

im playing the gold cards for score 💔

sometimes i get a glass and get money

[desert tusk]

unfortunate

[rotund herald]

How do I get a good early game for plasma

I know get a good econ

And chips

[brisk zinc]

spam +chips

[rotund herald]

But what else

[brisk zinc]

that's pretty much it i think

[desert tusk]

hehe speaking of reroll

[rotund herald]

Because I need to prrepare for midgame

[rotund herald]

W

[brisk zinc]

i've beaten plasma with no +mult or xmult

chips only

[rotund herald]

On purple stake?

[brisk zinc]

i don't remember but probably not

[desert tusk]

omg finally

an emperor got me a chariout and a death

[rotund herald]

Okay ._.

Imma go now

[brisk zinc]

i got baron for this run too

might be cooking

[pliant sedge]

Did you? Because that’s cooked

[blissful geode]

i hate it

[brisk zinc]

ragebait

[blissful geode]

So close yet so far

[desert tusk]

holy i got reserved parking

so much money

[orchid raft]

[nimble geyser]

nah i just lost

i didnt take the soul

i found multiple negative barons and mimes in the run maybe that would be a naneinf if i didnt go for observatory

[small crest]

Is this unmodded?

[desert tusk]

i died at ante 12

wtf

[amber kraken]

what is the reason of them going from 200k to 1m in 3 blinds

i lost a run 4 times in a row because of that bro

[desert tusk]

higher ante higher scaling

i was like 🤏🏾 this close to hitting e in score

i got no clue why i just dropped dead

[brisk zinc]

do i sell buskin or smiley

for chad obv

maybe even the trio idk

[lavish zenith]

dont sell buskin sell sock

[brisk zinc]

okay

[lavish zenith]

buskin is your goat right now. but sock is expendable

[wintry patrol]

if it wasn’t like this in endless endless would just never end

[brisk zinc]

dude i literally got the ectoplasm 1 round ago okay

ofc it's canio when i'm playing face card 5oaks

[slim junco]

guys im dumb as a kitchen

didnt read "Hands 1"

[unique karma]

gold stake reclimb: got blue deck gold stake with only common jokers

shoutouts to halucination who did jack shit

[brisk zinc]

me when no luchador or vhs

[wanton steeple]

Steel and fibonacci added to gold stickers

[ornate cove]

Fibonacci

[wanton steeple]

81% of jokers done

Would have had show man but boss was like no sell joker or lose

[primal torrent]

guys whats the highest score under naneinf

[wanton steeple]

Generally just any number with e#

Naneinf is can't remember if it's underflow or overflow

Basically score so high the game runs outta memory to calculate it lol

[dense urchin]

How do you even unlock hanging chad

Do you just have to find it

[north crescent]

beat a boss with high card

[amber kraken]

Btw guys I'm kinda new in balatro and i just want to know what does the card with one white and one black face do

[upper blade]

Balatro is 99% RNG and 1% skill

[final pond]

someone tryna play 1v1

[amber kraken]

[final pond]

retrigger face cards

[amber kraken]

what does that do

[final pond]

imagine you have a jack

[urban coral]

ive finally learnt deck fixing

[wanton steeple]

No

[final pond]

sock and buskin the joker you say just makes it play again

jack gives 10 chips

[final pond]

sock and buskin makes him do it again

[slim junco]

💔

[final pond]

so 20 chips

[amber kraken]

A ok

[final pond]

• joker skills

[brisk zinc]

☹️

[amber kraken]

So red seal basicaly

[final pond]

ye

[amber kraken]

[final pond]

someone wanna play 1v1

[brisk zinc]

what now

do i even need a chad atp

[slim junco]

My Best hand btw

[brisk zinc]

oh nice

[final pond]

kinda

[north crescent]

i think theres a multiplayer server thats prob a better spot

[brisk zinc]

ye but what do i sell

[final pond]

meh

[brisk zinc]

i'm skipping the chad whatev

[final pond]

sock and buskin

[brisk zinc]

no i have trib

[final pond]

so the first card can be k o q

[brisk zinc]

sock is way better with trib than chad

[final pond]

or*

[final pond]

you have photography oto

[brisk zinc]

i'm going for 5oak or flush five

so buskin will be much better

[urban coral]

noooo

[final pond]

aight

[final pond]

always the small blind

[copper osprey]

Hi bois

I'm kinda new in Balatro (I've been at it for about a month now)

[urban coral]

it litteraly 7x'd the required score from the last blin

or smth like thaty

[limpid sparrow]

3 queens and this?

[copper osprey]

So far, this has been my best run.

[brisk zinc]

2 pair enjoyer

[nimble geyser]

copy triboulet

instead of sock

[pale bridge]

why is it so hard after ante 11?

[brisk zinc]

why not both

[nimble geyser]

because u get more xmult copying triboulet

[brisk zinc]

your name looks like math so i'll trust you on this

[nimble geyser]

🔥

[devout spire]

best joker ever

[nimble geyser]

actually copying trib and sock and buskin is better i didnt see u had photograph

[brisk zinc]

oh okay

i got 2 copies on trib and 1 on sock now

[patent flame]

At that point u need some luck like ecto n vouchers

[patent flame]

Always will be 💜

[turbid terrace]

this is your reminder to always check the boss blind

[pallid sapphire]

13 cards moment

[nimble geyser]

why only 13 cards

[tired bramble]

…

[turbid terrace]

trading card to delete cards and I just got carried away

[brisk zinc]

okayh do i sell the other buskin now

[turbid terrace]

are you planning on playing only 1 face card or multiple?

[brisk zinc]

playing 5oaks right now

so buskin probably better right

[turbid terrace]

yeah

[brisk zinc]

i saw another ecto earlier but i can't take anymore or i literally can't play a 5oak anymore lol

i may have dun goofed

[nimble geyser]

lol

rip run

[brisk zinc]

it's seeded so i don't care tbh

[hazy condor]

How many ectow could you have possibly used

[brisk zinc]

think it's time to wrap it up anyway

[brisk zinc]

i think 3

but i had paintbrush too

[hazy condor]

I got 500 diddyblud 🥹✌️

[brisk zinc]

500 minutes this session?

[hazy condor]

Man

[hazy condor]

Yes

[brisk zinc]

dam

[hazy condor]

On the pc

Mom told me to get off and wash the dishes

Such a blud

(did it w
Anyway)

[brisk zinc]

still missing 4 achievements for no reason

[near yew]

guys

📅

[hazy condor]

Yes

[near yew]

yes

[hazy condor]

Its 18 for me already blud

Croatia

[near yew]

go back in time blud

[hazy condor]

Croatia

[wintry patrol]

iirc in endless the blind requirements scale proportional to x^x^2
vs around 2^x pre endless
x^x^2 is, as it turns out, very very fast scaling

[hazy condor]

Cambodia

FUCKING

[hazy condor]

Just say add one 0 atp

[smoky prawn]

sans whatsapp

[hazy condor]

Omg

Sans whatsapp

[smoky prawn]

hi

[hazy condor]

Rell?

[smoky prawn]

have you installed whatsapp?

[limpid sparrow]

Is noone gonna respond to my 666

[hazy condor]

No

[hazy condor]

No

[smoky prawn]

because you haven't installed whatsapp

[hazy condor]

Are susbluds ppl who didn't download Whatsapp and tuffbluds one that did

[smoky prawn]

idk just download it

[hazy condor]

Ok bet blud

[unique karma]

Can someone please check seed L14U17B7

[hazy condor]

What should we loo kfor

Xmult

+mult

Econ

+chips maybe

[unique karma]

it has nat negative brainstorm and early econ + photochad

[hazy condor]

Or retrigs

Wait a minute

[unique karma]

i just wanna check for bp, baron and mime

[hazy condor]

I swear I saw this exact seed in a roffle stream

[hazy condor]

Alr brb

[unique karma]

bc i also saw very early dna

like, I had a dna at one point but I traded it for lucky cat

it also has bull early game so very viable for plasma deck

got up to e12 on it with a bloodstone setup

[hazy condor]

Died

[unique karma]

first shop has an oops and business card

second shop has bull I think

[hazy condor]

Where??

[unique karma]

it's second or third shop let me check my recordings real quick

first shop: business card is in buffoon pack, oops is in the shop

if you do that second shop has bull + golden joker

if your second shop has something like mary andrew than that's a problem for me

[dull egret]

Hello everyone, quick question about red seal triggering.

If i have a red seal Steel King with Baron, each king will give me (1.5²)², right? if i add a mime, this numbers goes up to ((1.5²)²)²?

The real question is, if mime rettriger my king, will it be able to retrigger my red seal as well?

[unique karma]

only king

[potent cypress]

should I be copying chad?

[unique karma]

mime in only +1 trigger

[unique karma]

bp is better in the middle for score

both bc number higher and also aesthetics

[potent cypress]

you mean one copy of chad and one copy pf photo?

[unique karma]

you are correct

[potent cypress]

I dont think triggering order matters here, only what is copied

[unique karma]

it doesn't it's just that the bp in the midle makes the whole thing symetrical and forms a nice pattern

it's also optimal copying kind of

[potent cypress]

ok so again, why copy photo at all? I am doing pairs btw

[wintry patrol]

do you have lucky cards or gold seals

and do you need the scoring

[unique karma]

bc chad retriggers twice you wil have 4 triggers and 3 multiplications wich is the same as 3 triggers and 2 multiplications

[potent cypress]

just asking for scoring

[unique karma]

good point

[potent cypress]

I might have to take that, damn

[unique karma]

how is your deck ?

[potent cypress]

my deck is not fully fixed but longerterm it will be

[unique karma]

if you do copy chad bc again it doens't change basically anything what you copy at this point

[unique karma]

yea, still way too messy

idol will likely be very unreliable just stick with the photos for now

[potent cypress]

why isnt chad better tho?

I think idol has way more potential

[unique karma]

it has but unless you are really well on scoring you need to survive

[potent cypress]

extra photo is two more 2x on the one chad, but an extra chad has two more triggers, which have 2x each thanks to having two photos

[unique karma]

copying photo and copying chad is basically the same thing bc 6x2 is the same as 4x3

[potent cypress]

who cares about suviving lmao

[unique karma]

are you on plasma ?

[potent cypress]

goal is the biggest score you can get imo

no, going through all the red deck stages

trying to gold my decks rn

[unique karma]

if you survive now you have the chance of getting bigger number in the future when your deck is better setup and more reliable

[potent cypress]

for fun value I go for biggest potential not safest play after beating ante 8

idk, maybe

only if I get antimatter honestly

[unique karma]

if you don't care, idk have your fun, pick Idol, get e11 and die the next round bc it didn't hit the card you want

[potent cypress]

yeah I just remembered polychrome only triggers once so actually its just worse

[unique karma]

that has happened to me like 10 minutes ago lmao

got an idol that hit my best card, traded photo for it, got e12, then died the next round bc it didn't hit my card and I could've survived with photograph

I was also not optimizing, but just playing for fun

so seeing big number felt good

[potent cypress]

welp I got at least another ante

but will need glass not soon after

[unique karma]

I have now realized that after my progress got soft reset I've gotten at least 4 e scores in the 3 regular decks, God am I addicted

shoutouts to that burnt joker that got me e11 on a pair build

[ripe rivet]

[hazy condor]

Holy eightball

Your such a eightball bro

[potent cypress]

without challeges left the game is definitely slowing in interest for me, I need to buy two vouchers to complete my collection and I only have one deck gold, dunno if I will finish all decks before getting too bored

but its a great game to pick up every couple months or so

[quick musk]

I just got to ante 10 w/ hiker, stone joker and that other one that gives you chips for however many stone cards you have

[potent cypress]

glass will keep me going a bit

[distant comet]

holy shmoly

What a build

[potent cypress]

literally the meme build

[tired bramble]

I need help, idk why but except with pokemon and extra cryptid jokers, all of them are jimbos

[jovial peak]

Is there any way to activate the developer menu on mobile?

[wide lagoon]

hi chat, uhhhhh what do I do here

[potent cypress]

damn does baron make sense here?

[proud herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1377288562197790830/1395460679368179722/image.png?ex=687a8788&is=68793608&hm=0a9c07894bd86a795955f08c2c21e9d5f4dc055f07e12a6df31da6538cc55df7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1522&height=856 This was the start of my Black stake Ghost Deck run.

First skip tag

from the small blind

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1377288562197790830/1395461666661072997/image.png?ex=687a8873&is=687936f3&hm=2a2ee732098566e99b516f0e2d904cbd5cdc71e1fa0eb342d4adddfbf3795985&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1521&height=856 It only continued to get nuttier.

First Buffoon Pack gave me Throwback

By Ante 3, things started getting out of hand

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1377288562197790830/1395467603077500979/image.png?ex=687a8dfb&is=68793c7b&hm=482b4d3877290f64445ce6a89b1f91c1739f1d44e21f91170101b2b4096e25c4&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1523&height=856 And then I got Invisible Joker, which sold for another Throwback.

Crimson Heart had no chance.

Unfortunately, I took a bad trade in the endgame: two Throwbacks at x3.75 for a Blueprint to copy a x10 Yorick.

This was by far my most fun run yet.

[potent cypress]

omg the invisible tag actually clutched wth

but no antimatter : (

[high surge]

LocalThunk loves me

[shy scaffold]

https://fixvx.com/coffeeflyart/status/1942262821749739767?s=46

Coffeefly (@CoffeeFlyArt)

AC's Dead Dog rave was pretty fire.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 7, 2025, 4:41 PM

[potent cypress]

oh man I wish I was smart enough to make the most out of this seed

[strange meadow]

[twin pilot]

don't you dare summon it

[potent cypress]

I have never been in debt for joker slots

like if I got antimatter rn, it would do nothing

[strange meadow]

oh cuz you have a negative

[twin pilot]

he used a negative invisible

[potent cypress]

no the invisible joker I had was negative

[strange meadow]

ohh whaaat

thats crazy

thats pretty sick

[strange meadow]

i see you dumped a swash

whyd you dump the swash

its not particularly useful but like. it is free mult

[potent cypress]

cant risk invis hit the swash

[strange meadow]

ohhh

bummer

negative tag pops off though

[potent cypress]

well those two were a skip tag

the swash and invis

[strange meadow]

yea

[potent cypress]

had double tag from a cola

[strange meadow]

nat negatives appear like literally never

a .3% chance

[quaint moss]

copy photo

[strange meadow]

3 in a thousand

[quaint moss]

with both

[potent cypress]

at this point I think high cards is also better

although nvm sock hits the second card

[strange meadow]

is photo or chad better to copy here

[quaint moss]

photo

by far

[potent cypress]

idk, I need an excel sheet

[quaint moss]

it's photo

[strange meadow]

might as well try it

pretty low-stakes if it fails rn

[potent cypress]

high card or pair?

[strange meadow]

copying the photos instead

oh nvm

uhhh high card

[quaint moss]

6x4>10x2

[molten horizon]

GUYS
TODAY IS📅

[strange meadow]

that means more steel pops

[molten horizon]

📆

[quaint moss]

photo is 2^4 better to copy

[strange meadow]

?

[potent cypress]

but suck and bustin hits more on pair as well

[molten horizon]

July 17
📆

[quaint moss]

it doesn't matter really

[strange meadow]

photo only really pops on the first face card regardless though

[molten horizon]

Happy July 17th

[potent cypress]

oh true

[molten horizon]

I have no idea what it means.

But it has an emoji

📅📆

[strange meadow]

oh so the default date emoji just is july 17

how odd

[potent cypress]

ok that score is worse than chad copy

[quaint moss]

was it high card or pair

[strange meadow]

hc

[potent cypress]

high card

[strange meadow]

try hc with the chad copy again

[quaint moss]

was the chad copy pair

[potent cypress]

I couldnt find glass :/

[quaint moss]

because the photo copy is better

by a lot

[strange meadow]

maybe it was the pair

[quaint moss]

I promise

[strange meadow]

cuz like 55 mult is a lot more to multiply than 17 mult

[potent cypress]

probs dead

yeah dead

[strange meadow]

bummer

[strange meadow]

hows flush five looking

does flush five have any levels

[potent cypress]

nvm pair hit so fucking hard

[quaint moss]

pair would triple your score

[strange meadow]

holy crap pair hit

[potent cypress]

fuck high card

[strange meadow]

pair is friend

[molten horizon]

How do you have 7/6 jokers?

Negatives give +1 joker space

[potent cypress]

negative invis joker

[strange meadow]

yea negative invis joker seems to cancel out the joker limit

[potent cypress]

ok guys, I t hink its throwback time

[strange meadow]

does throwback do much for you here tbh

[potent cypress]

ok but actually dusk?

[white portal]

Yes twin. Throw it back

[potent cypress]

twas a joke

[strange meadow]

dusk is peak

[quaint moss]

dusk is not peak

here

[strange meadow]

what???

[quaint moss]

look at the jokers

[strange meadow]

i mean if you sell the sock

oh shit not enough space

[quaint moss]

why would you sell the sock if you're full face cards

[potent cypress]

but isnt sock just better?

oh nvm I cant sell

[quaint moss]

sock is 100% better

[potent cypress]

I am in joker debt

[quaint moss]

this is your max score with glass

and full steel

playing pairs

this is assuming the glass has a red seal though

[strange meadow]

i dont think it does

[quaint moss]

the humble justice tarot card:

[strange meadow]

trueeee

[quaint moss]

if not it's still good it's just 2 less scoring opportunities

so 28 instead of 3

0

[potent cypress]

ok thats it now

[quaint moss]

it was doomed to this ante anyway....

[blissful geode]

I love the Balatro ost

[potent cypress]

maybe shoulda picked up baron in the middle somewhere

o7

[sly ingot]

Black deck can lick my nards bruh

[terse tundra]

wrong server 😭

[crisp swan]

yo is there anywhere i could post seeds?

[opal tree]

#1156061354076155944

#🌱・seed-chat

[crisp swan]

nvm found it lol

[zenith hedge]

credit card in buffoon pack?

[stiff hull]

Sick as hell 4oak setup I got playing ghost deck

[subtle current]

@viral shale what are you doing here bbg

[viral shale]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[urban shuttle]

Hey, accidentally just unlocked everything and was wondering if I could undo it?

[icy frost]

restart life

[urban shuttle]

What?

[pine cargo]

la concha de your mother

[pine cargo]

I think you have to go to your profile and create a new one

[urban shuttle]

So my only options are accept it or restart?

[pine cargo]

yes

[little wagon]

yuri

[fallow olive]

should i sell the blueprint or brainstorm to buy the idol? deck full fixed

[neon wren]

no, copying trib is the same thing

[opal tree]

rip for that chad 😔

[charred basalt]

technically.... op didn't specify that the deck was fixed for kings or queens they might just have the trib for the giggles

[hazy condor]

Everyone stand by