#🎙・server-chat
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Decent thanks
😭🌸💔
Brb my abusive mom and dad are here
Wish me luck on not being abused in a few mins
nah really low
Not enough mult
what site is this 😭
i’m cooked
XD
the luck of the year LMAO
Today we make green joker happy
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
if i had eternals, i would have taken it
No. Just go mad.
Anyway
Get rid of swashcuckler!!!
nahhh
For driver's and so that Michel can go extinct
And
Possibly get Cavendish
If it hasn't gone extinct yet, just get an oops and replace it with matador lmao
Yew
The kings chariot cannot be stopped
Temster
Guess my highscore
Wrong
E22
Oh sick
I have no idea how i got it
Glass I'm assuming
I Don't use glas
Was it a trib
Yk what it mighta been a trib or baron/stm perk
Hit or miss was a trend 7 years ago
@quasi cedar hello yuki how are you doing ?
Very old may may
more pair!
question to boss blind "The Eye". Repeated hands... does it mean only first and second can not be the same or is first and third possible?
yeah, every hand has to be unique during the round
sad... than im done with this round ^^
its a tricky boss if ur entire deck is built around 1 hand type, i feel ur pain ':)
its a tricky boss if your entire deck is built around 1 hand type i feel ur pain
the eye is one of the more dangerous bosses
its the first roguelike i play were u start always from zero... in other games u can save some ability sore something to go further. i have no idea how i should do more than 2 mio points x)
i survived! xD
Mr. Bones to the rescue!!
so lucky xD
Hoiii!1!1!1!!1
it gives the game a little more of a hardcore feel, part of the charm in my opinion :)
Double pair > Pair
double pair is so rare for me... i belive i had more 5 of a kind
The joker of the pants...
It's too broken and that's why double pair is God

had it 2 times to buy... but it doesnt help u to get double pair 😄
This is a scam
with eternal jokers this can pop tf off
I told yall skips are worth
Ke
Holy tuff
Do you mean the brainstorm or the trib
i mean damn thats just a win
I skipped small blind and big blind ante one for free shop and rare
With just those 4 def a ante 10er
Yuff
Tuff
The pack had a soul and those jokers
i take rare but i normally dont take free shop
Also a planet
rare has like some insanely good jokers
Its similar to an investment tag
What
We ALL agree employem*nt tag is best
LOL
how the fuck
thats crazy wtf
Wait, I just found the Brainstorm
Ok bet blud
Hi

You need to win on i dont which deck now but you can check
A must buy joker card
LOL
Oh thank you 
Obviously
No problem 🙂
What value
Def aj
Is con
Rn its only at 1.1 but aj isnt gonna do much once i get trib online
laughing all the way to the bank
Sooo...
Sell supernova for it
For the funny
Fnd then buy baron
holy quacmoles
DUDE
give seed
give seed too
Luck is on your side mate
I got the idol
100% love this game
Guess what
How's the deck looking
Blud
Can anyone see my messages
Hello
Woah
My imwifi turned off
Not cool
LOL
You know what to do
@lean crane pls seed
I'm desperate
After that 25 streak boss blind ante 8 run
Loss
I GOT BLUEPRINT
New highest score ante 9
I mostly blame the new highest on plasma deck cause I dont normally play it
Omg it you
Teto!!
no voice chats makes me sad
fear me
Should I death poly or red seal

Red seal
I know its better for scoring but poly is harder to find
So shouldn't i copy the poly cause I can get a red seal on it
Every day millions of runs end to the plant
Yee
I didn't find it
Theres 24 vouchers
That's what I get even in a run, without the plant
You cant get 24 vouchers in 15 antes
A
I got unlucky with the 15 vouchers I saw not being directors cut
And the fish, and the needle
These were the vouchers I got and the ante 15 voucher was hat trick
Tarot tycoon is cause i got all 5 of those jokers very early on
The blueprint was ante 8 and that was the last one
Play this seed 9NC3NLMD! When your parents get divorce (so you'll feel better)
One of the best unseeded runs i had so far
No aprendi veer
JAJAJAJAJAJJAJ
guys do you have any idea why i cant join the balatro multiplayer discord. whenever i press the join button at the top of the screen it takes me back the home page without it being added there or it says there are no text channels on the screen, its been 3 days since ive been trying. literally the only reason i joined discord. sorry if this is off topic
damn
steam deck gamer
Switch 2
damn
Nadie aquí habla en español
Solo la mitad del server
c we
Enserio
Balatro lo tengo en mi consola jsjsjs

Enserio?
How do you get that pack?
midas mask with paradolia
ez
you gotta get 52 gold cards on gold stake without using midas mask
abrelo
The pack, not the deck
what do you mean by pack
nah im on pcx
oh
that challenge deck
Ahh ok
No tengo acceso

hell yeah
Hi guys
there is an imposter
hi im a new server member anyone know ho to use/get mods
i'm probably gonna play balatro
BALATREADA
Balahello
Buena balatreada
balatreada como nunca
What in the natural ante one polychrome photograph run is this?
Is update this year?
Delayed gratification negative looks cool
the white stake sticker looks cool
Uhmm,

I would skip cause I don’t like how baron looks
Another day, another baller idol run
I'm jonkling it 🍀
Ts seed so fire imma cry
Who do i sell for blueprint?
How it feels to be the only one in a fandom that doesn't ship characters that are obviously hate each other
I mean you know what it is
I just got banned from the pirate software discord 💔
Anaglyph is so good lol
Why?
Was your Willy bigger than his?
Btw send me link to his discord
Absolute balatreada 🔥🔥
yo wsg

is this good
first win
epic
...
egg
Egg²
just look up pirate software discord
I said one sentence
“Sup roach fans”
How did local thunk code such a good game without working for blizzard for 7 years?
Is there some sort of joke I’m missing here…?
The “pirate and steal everything unless it’s something we own” guys.
“Kill games now!”
Oh you mean the guy that was campaigning for companies to stop killing live service games and allow for an open market where fans of old games can self-host their own servers?
The guy that keeps getting completely lied about when you can just read the damn website?
"Yeah he's totally wanting to kill games guys"
These demands are far from unreasonable, and companies know this hence they spread the "they want to force us to run the game forever :(" narrative
Are you freaking kidding me
Holy shit and I thought getting two of those was fun
I had two pants and two "The Duo"
bro its such a silly joker
the duo with it sounds solid asf
do you remember ur other two jokers?
Goty
Mod?
That's not a mod
guys if uou can guess what this means then you get a gold starrr
showman
how wre u able to see the stats on all of them like that
Watch what by MisterWeaboo and millions of other Balatro videos on Medal. Tags: Balatro
joker display
Joker display
Tuff?
That’s actually crazy what
Last joker for C++
Only Erosion left and then I need to win a run at white stakes
show you the multipliers?
to show you the multipliers
Oh yeah I'm dumb. Idk the name
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P.S. if you post
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what
#1241580123766128761
pls only talk or ask about mods in #⚙・modding-general
WOOOOO
egg
no the guy whos egotistical and arrogrant beyond belief
the guy whos boardeline narcissistic
what the
Both can be true
Fair enough
I mean I saw his code like 💀
What's the roach joke though I don't get it
game made of if statements
during a hardcore WOW raid he roached his whole team and everyone died
What does roached mean
and it wouldve been find but he didnt take any accountability at all and died on the hill that he did nothing wrong
basically mercilessly left the team behind
in a situation where he would have been very handy and if any of them died they loe their character forever
Bans for that lmao
yea he sucks he needs to do therapy
I know im late but the term Roach is just someone who ditches the team when they are in trouble. Probably got the name roach as they are leaching on the team for support until they need something
uhh no?
happens to the best of us lmao
What's the best joker to sell for the Blueprint
first time making it to ante 8, prolly not optimal, but i had fun with it
Lusty
That's what I was thinking yeah
😭
the evil plant..
the fire!
Epic game design
Bro this is common at best
thinking blueprint would make this even more busted
although, all my jokers as is pull a decent bit of weight
The photo
That's smart
You already have the blueprint??
Nah. I think no ecto contributes to this loss
True true
I would've gotten one if I did see it
That invis could've helped if I had gotten an ecto earlier
Hello everyone

The invisible isnt really good here
What you needed was hack, sock or seltzer
the idea lowk sucks imo
maybe like, +3 discard -1 hand size or something
wait no thats just merry andy
my goat
U can't trust a blood stone as your main way of score without oops
I’m scared
I’m so scared of this sheet of paper
where can i ask about modding stuff!?
good looking start
i’m having a heart attack now im dying oh noooo
Summoning a plant your way you are READY for a challenge
this is how is looking
😝
i just lost
what should i sell here, or do i leave the invis
m a n
do you think local made a new thunk chat that's invite only
Balatro
put my cat in the space joker
i cant take these bits of advice seriously deadass
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cuz ive seen this guy fumble bag after bag
we're talking rerolling a shop with BOTH blueprint AND brainstorm
What possesses one to do this
i dont know
idec if its good advice hearing it out of his mouth gives me bad vibes
I mean you prob shouldn’t skip unless it’s investment tag
Invest on big blind and double tag on small is goated combo especially on ante 1
a lucky cat
lucky cat with retrigers is the real way to play
Yeah okay that might be the one time you do that
I’ve never gotten lucky cat
once i get a lucky cat or even just a lucky card something ticks in my brain and all of a sudden every card in my deck is a lucky card
What does lucky cat?
x0.25 mult every time a lucky card is activated
Prob goes fire with oops
Thats a OP card btw
so every time a lucy card gives you either 20 mult or 20$ lucky cat gets 0.25x final mult
I never get a lot of lucky cards
yeah it is usually played with it
but the REAL way to play it is to use retriggers,yk the gamblers way
eternal egg lowkey the play?
I recently beat orange stake
imma give you a eternal negative gift card lil bro
you better lil bro
I’d sell for misprint if it was me
i once got actually a negative gift card
Never trust my advice btw
It could be right or wrong
Hello everybody, concerned parent here. Recently my 11 year old son discovered the steam game "Balatro” after playing it on his computer. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he started screaming 'PHOTOCHAD!!!' in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid mother and said 'I WANT PERKEO!'. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever I refuse to give him my credit card for Robux, he threatens me saying "I'LL RUIN YOUR RUN WITH THE PLANT BLIND!" Yesterday I entered his room to witness him watching Balatro streams and listening to extremely loud rave autotune 'Card Selecting Sounds'. He put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself "Jimbo". He refuses to go to bible study unless we use “Ride The Bus” to get there. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
Take the gamble
Play Balatro with your son
Go gambling
wha
what
anyways
for games i play a lot
ok so
i found this big paragraph
similar to the one i sent
about a completely different roblox game
so on every game i play a lot
i just edit it to be relevant to that ame
and send it in the DC
its funny
yap
how rude
2-3 years to tau ceti
Fellas..
RAGGHHHH I WAS SO CLOSEEEE
Odio el muro
Probablemente la que mas me ha dado problemas
Accept
I dislike the wall
that a fair buff
Yes I think so
Make it $10000000000000000000
sure 
You’re asking a discord community for help 💀 ? You gotta be trolling and rage baiting
wait i ahve a better idea
rip
A deck that’s actually viable????

buff for nebula deck: start with 1 level in every poker hand for every discovered planet irl
I´m extremely illiterate
I just realized
That boss blind that makes you draw three cards after every discard or play
makes you draw 3 cards
even if you play or discard just one

Balatro fans vs reading
reading the boss truly does explain the boss
SO TRUE
reading the boss description
migth need some more
mmmh
Am i crazy or is the spotify OST pitched up by a semitone when compared to the ingame version?
Meow
Mrrp :3
bitcoin baron ahh deck
lmao
100 BALATRO fans vs reading
it's four fingers, not three-
I am disappointed in these types of people.
Mf forgot to read
this is place is very unactive right now, i guess alot are still asleep, damn timezones
how does he have two four fingers with two different chips
is that not a red chip and a gold chip
it doesnt look like it got copied polychromed or whatever
i have glasses!
like they look identical sans the chip
I hope it's not
Two copies of 4 fingers
this is hilarious
to have the one polychrome and the one doing nothing
Damn
I got astigmatism and myopia in both eyes
yeah, and i need new glasses, which is worse-
i can't see medium sized words like 250 meters away
can't have even decent eyesight
Damn
I can see without them
Like
I won't hit anything
not constantly
But i legally can't drive if I'm not wearing them
legally i drive better after two tall pours
I drive
But I see the potential
Third time a promising run is ruined by plant
Ah, the humble plant
Don't u search the Luchador?
luch is funny, cheaper Chitot, though i do like the red legendary
Didnt even think of it lol
Now im look like an IDIOT
Well, that's why people say Balatro players dont know how to read



Yo perdí una run donde llevaba 6 perkeos (4 negativos)
Y se fue todo a la xuxa por culpa de la aguja
Oo Naneinf, tan cerca pero tan lejos

XD
Sin seed supongo?
A lo random
Faaa
Así juego yo, hace más divertida la run porque no sabes que va a tocar
Totalmente
Is this u
That's great man
La única seed que probé fue la de los dieces con la baraja errática
Equilibrado
En cierta parte la baraja plasmática está OP
Yo lo más lejos que he llegado creo que ha sido e43
Yo solo he llegado 2 veces al Naneinf sin seed
😔
Totalmente de admirar
Muchas partidas
Demasiadas
Y en solo 2, las cartas y los comodines se alinearon de manera perfecta
😔
Is that IA?
Se fue toda mi suerte de los próximos 6 años en esas runs
Es que literalmente es lo que debe pasar para una naneinf
That sounds 1st world
One message removed from a suspended account.
Balatro balatrez
Balatro Balatrez is playing Balatro
xd
Yo aún no he desbloqueado perkeo
He oido que es la manera más fácil de hacer el naneinf
Yo tengo ya el 94% de todos los desbloqueables
Literalmente es la manera más fácil
Realmente eres un verdadero balatreador
Empeñe mi casa ayuda
Interesting
Ikkkkk
Scary fm
There dif hairstyles
Shirts pants dresses
Moreeeeee
You can enter servers
Like roblox
Just your avater looks more humen like
🌸🥹
I think if a do one, o would look like a roblox person
????
Haha
The last thing Jimbo sees after another fucking plant

🌸
En serio he pensado en ir al casino a jugar poker
Hasta me han salido videos de poker en yt
XD
That's crazy
How when colocas una banana en el tablero de juego: x3 de multi baby 
But te la comes porque justo era la 1 en mil
No mi cavendish
Ohnohermano
Aa mi lente de contacto xdxd:vV
Xdddxd
E w
Si dibujar furros, es real que pagan bien
Me quiero unir al rubro
Es verdad w
Yo también dudaba
Ahora no dudo

Damn
Holy

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🏌️
Es hora
Bueno
Yo pensaba que aquí hablaban de balatro
Una buena idea de negocios cawn
Si bro, nomás que me esta contando cómo apostarlo todo en el casino w
Primero necesito la plata
Sisi
Claro, es una inversión
Pero recuerdas que tienes una mano debajo de la manga

La primera mano boca abajo, descartas y listo

Ez win
Por si acaso usamos a Cavendish
A bueno crack

Chigod
I assume this is funny even tho I can't read it
So I will laugh regardless

Will there ever be a new joker.
From what I heard? Yes
Thank you for the confirmation, twink!!
do stickers appear if you have the joker during the win screen or used them before to survive earlier but sold/destroyed them
it says "used this joker to win on ____" so shouldnt it be that since the joker was used to survive earlier antes you did "use" it to win
they have to be in your slots upon beating the ante 8 boss
Hello. 
Then wouldn't be a challenge to c++
Just buy jokers u haven't won with yet and sell back for econ
You'd beat c++ at that point before you do jokerless
Weirdest set of jokers I've ever beat a run with
stuntman in non-plasma deck is insane
Bro, what are those jokers? 💀🙏
Ones I should not have won with but I did anyway
The power of the script
bro it's random seed
look like 2K9H9HN
Wft
it's the seed that have neg Perkeo and neg Trib at the start
Anyone know why I'm getting trophies I've alr gotten?
how the heck???
Finally completed Balatro trophies
ante 1 round 1
Where's the red circle idk where to look
Guys is been a pleasure hanging with you
Now do it again
But now that I completed the trophies I feel like I had enough of the game
So I bid you all farewell
Thanks for the support when I needed it
i think vampire is good
Is there a way to mod balatro that was downloaded from the Xbox app
search yt
Yes
Same as normal I think
Find the game file add mods folder add the executor and boom
i'm gonna cry
20 negative jokers haven't been used
How can I get good at Balatro ?
play flush until you understand the game
they wouldnt have helped anyway
dont do this
mainly experience, but try and be broad with your builds, dont force anything and just go with what the game gives you
omg judgement into paredolia
are we still planned for a 2025 release of the update? has there been any news?
i cant escape photochad
The more you look the worse it gets
money solved
epic build
ante 1 has midas+vampire
i just unlocked sock and buskin :)
New PB!
Honestly flush isn't that good as a beginner unless they play checkered
I didn't really understand the game better until I unlocked checkered
I didn't even know about interest caps until I gold staked half the game

Once I learned that the game became easier
Yeah, but, you use my for your run? 
i dont have brainstorm unlocked yet
Fuck. 
Isn't brainstorm discarding a royal flush
Thank you, just discard a royal flush. 
yep
only issue is getting a royal flush lmao
Save you some time
I had a royal flush in the first round yesterday, XD. 
zamn
still need to unlock checkered deck tho
you unlock checkered deck by winning with the black deck right
Honestly best way to play I recommend unlocking decks first then getting all the jokers, tarot's, planets etc, the gold staking everything
After that just c++
And challenges
will keep in mind
chat should i just try to turn my entire deck into club cards
alrighty
hoping for luchador
lmao
true
wait
royal flush is A-K-Q-J-10 right
all from the same suit
Yes. 
im so close to it rn i just need a 10
Lets goo, you can Do It bro. 
Oh. 
Keep trying, we all trust to you. 
thanks
No pls no plant. 
You're welcome. 
my trusty rocket
KAKAKAKAK 
Yes. 
holy shit me too
WHAT, REALLY? 
YEA
KAKAKAKAK 
never taking ancient again
Continue tentando, Eu confio em você. 
See you in 15mins
i already started another run lmao
steel card steel joker is lovely
i lowkey want blueprint (going for high card build) but my extra chips joker (ice cream) melted last round and the first three jokers only have a sell value of 2 dollars. should i get blueprint and if yes which jokers should i sell??
idk if its worth getting blueprint at this point
"I am the original plant, and the face cards are pissing me off"
holy shit
is this your delta's rune
Hi
holy shit static miku
thats me
the real balatro balatrez
if thats your girl then why is she backseating me on balatro
Balatro balatrez, are you playing balatro? 
here's a reminder that vagabond is rare while cavendish is common
🔥
The only ones I have is the straight and flush one gold stake
I just can't get the others to work an any builds
I might be the worst Balatro player
Peak build
i have not listened to anything but buck bumble for the past two hours
no need for chips, eh
Did u win?
when i castle
Trust me, you are not
Balatro takes time to get the hang out of
I’ve been playing for months and I still don’t fully have the hang of it yet
It will never happen
i have a question ,Balatro has online mode to play with friends or something?
Through a mod on PC
Localthunk already said that in frequently asked questions
Using a mod
i am aware
i opened this discord after so long
finally recovered my balatro addiction
Addiction ? You can get addicted to the game ?
I mean im playing it for 4 months now and didnt seem addicting
He’s a new guy still… let him be until the light of jimbo and gambling gets him
my brain works a bit differently ig
i gave my SOUL chasing that unseeded naneinf
All jokes aside, of course you can, people can get addicted to anything
Saaaaaamr
I do understand
I finally unlocked stuntman!
Maybe I should start to always skip on charm tags ante 1 when ghost deck white stake or black stake
Congrats!
every game I play i fixate on it until i complete it
That’s my problem too, focusing on one thing
You are giving yourself a big quests
yes
You should go with the flow
Is it?
in nintendo switch?
Wait what?
Rayman on platinum is chasing me for 4 years
i cant play balatro online in switch?
No you cant
balatro canon event
How are u? 
Because he is the bed with me. 
Because I dont wanna sleep with My blueprint all day. 
KKAKAKAKA 
Anyway! Time to deliver!
Bring me a pizza to My house.
Can you come to Brazil?
god fucking dammit
Goated seed, but couldn't find a baron smh
Canio + pairodolia and then trib
But had such a small deck
If I were to get a €1000 tip or smtn
This setup sick as hell WTF
Baseball huh?
That's 3/5 legendaries done along with 2 other pain in the ass jokers

Baseball is actually S tier
best run i've ever had (sorry for the quality, whatsapp shenanigans)
I like glass joker because it gives actual incentive to run glass cards
This is peak wtf 😭
This reminds me of that trend in the subreddit where people did anything but take a normal screenshot 😭
😔
I wonder if the subreddit is still at war with their mods
Oh yeaa that
I'm not sure
Happiest photochad run :D
(I got the plant the next ante)
guess play checkered for a while
Which ones?
canio and yorick
The best ones after Perkeo
too bad i'm never that lucky
Hi chat
i might have gone too crazy with the eternal jokers



