🎙・server-chat

[jolly talon]

There are no mods on mobile?

[craggy breach]

I dare wish bro

[uneven edge]

what?

there’s no mods on mobile lmao

unless u jailbreak it

[craggy breach]

I would need to buy the steam version, and that's just ubsurd

[wanton steeple]

Why would you not buy the steam version

Everyone knows the steam versions of games is usually the first one u get

[torpid gull]

can you even play steam games on mobile?

[wanton steeple]

You can port the PC version to ur own APK

[uneven edge]

that’s… not absurd at all

[wanton steeple]

Or iOS

[vague lynx]

Hello people! I know there is a bug reports section, however before making a post in that forum I wanted to ask about a bug I have on Android that makes the game pretty much unplayable. Ever since I updated my Samsung phone to Android 15, the game has been stuttering constantly and has pretty common graphics corruption, where some elements turn into a garbled mess. Is this common?

[wanton steeple]

I do it

Because easier to transfer saves back and forth

[torpid gull]

oh

[wanton steeple]

Once th official version gets away to cross save

I'll use it again

Until then the balatro mobile maker version is arguably the best version

But requires you to own the pc version

[craggy breach]

Because I don't have a computer,andi assumed steam was just for computers

[wanton steeple]

What?

Balatro so light weight you could probably run it on an average laptop lol

[jolly talon]

Michael Soft Binbows!!

Also oof

[wanton steeple]

If it wasn't for the version of OpenGL it uses I almost got it running on windows 98 lol

[jolly talon]

That's a rip

Have you updated the game?

[craggy breach]

There are no computers or laptops in my house.

[wanton steeple]

Balatro must run on everything

[craggy breach]

Ok, so do I have to re-buy it on steam on my phone to mod it?

[wanton steeple]

Probably

Because mobile maker only supports PC version

At best you can pull ur save from the android version before making ur own android build

[craggy breach]

You got $20 and PayPal?

15

[turbid ermine]

what a crazy tag, am i right

[strange meadow]

sjjweks

Usj

what the scallop

[wanton steeple]

[vague lynx]

Latest version, purchased legitimately, even tried a new save and Google Play Games transfer. Tried reinstalling but nothing works

[jolly talon]

Elden fucking Ring.

[turbid ermine]

i would never have a crazy tag

[wanton steeple]

Coward

[strange meadow]

that literally is just what it is too goddamn

[turbid ermine]

hint, look at my tag

[hidden dragon]

you cant play games on steam on your phone

[strange meadow]

i did

[hidden dragon]

so dont do that lmao

[turbid ermine]

i assume you know what it is right

[hidden dragon]

mods are pc only and thats cus of how games on the phone work

[jolly talon]

Well I'm not sure what it is but just go report in the bugs channel

Ir

Or

Search it up

[wanton steeple]

Technically you can using steam link but it's not native it's streaming

[vague lynx]

I just did that, now I'm waiting

[vague lynx]

I tried, nothing. Not even an obscure Reddit thread with 1 upvote

[strange meadow]

anyhow check out this cool photo of the gulf

[jolly talon]

Well, don't worry, bimbos. It'll be solved soon

[molten horizon]

My luck is cooked

[vague lynx]

Hopefully. The Android version has not received an update since March

[molten horizon]

No seed

[strange meadow]

the gulf of mexico sure is lovely this time of year

[jolly talon]

Fucking TAKE ITT

[strange meadow]

i feel like i never get soul cards n then i come online n see mfs with like eight morbillion souls

literally four soul cards right there

[turbid ermine]

hey... so thats three...

[strange meadow]

in one run

[strange meadow]

you can use four?

thesere two separate packs

[jolly talon]

Flote

U need to

[turbid ermine]

those are two diffrent runs

[jolly talon]

Get it...

[strange meadow]

o

[jolly talon]

Ruufyfhgddg

[strange meadow]

even so, ante 1 double souls

id be lucky to get a soul by like ante 6

[turbid ermine]

its an immposible thing to get vanillia, you would need to start with showman

[strange meadow]

theoretically doable in vanilla innit

get showman shop 1, get a pack shop 2

all before the boss blind

[turbid ermine]

no, thats round zero, first skip

[strange meadow]

ohhh you cheated

i see

[turbid ermine]

i didnt cheat the souls in, they spawn naturally, i only cheated the showman to show the 3 souls

[strange meadow]

still, getting a soul so early on is cracked luck

i mean basically every soul has value

perkeo for deckfixing, yorrick and canio for scalable xmult, trib for face card runs, chicot to chicot all over the place

[wanton steeple]

Excuse me whaaaaaaat

The last time I used showman mf gave me 5 Neptunes in a single planet pack

[strange meadow]

i once got three star cards

which i know isnt particularly rare but it was particularly useless

[molten horizon]

Should I buy it?

[glad oriole]

show deck pics

[glad oriole]

well

its possible dna jsnt necessary..

yah

[molten horizon]

Ok

[smoky lake]

The plant is gay

[ripe bone]

Fr

[molten horizon]

holy

[ripe bone]

Peak

You might have to sell hanging chad

U just got it tho

[rain bison]

Hey any tips for the black deck?

[summer shale]

Save money

Economy will struggle to build up, but you have some leeway with the first and maybe second ante

[molten horizon]

YO

BANANA

BANANA

I THINK I NEED THE B A N A N A

What I sell

[deep forum]

Photo

[strange meadow]

yeah photo

photo's pretty weak in general tbh

[rigid echo]

Kris get the banana

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🫃

[wanton steeple]

📷

[slim junco]

Potassium

[rain bison]

What do you mean by economy?

[wispy flower]

Ok, so i just unlocked challenge mode, is there anything i get from completing the challenges? I'll still try to do them, but i wanna see if the risk is worth the reward

[wanton steeple]

achivement

don't think there is any actual reward other than 100% completionist

been a while since I beat jokerless so I don't remember

[wispy flower]

Ah, i see

[ripe bone]

A cool achievement

👍

[gleaming fern]

Caven Tuah! Dish on that thang! 🤣.

[wispy flower]

I will keep the challenges as a side mission for now

[molten horizon]

im afraid

[thin geyser]

Jinkling it

[ionic hatch]

Share seed 💀

[hushed basalt]

NO WAY

MY FIRST TIME THIS FAR

[fluid arch]

is there any news about the update...

[fluid arch]

congrats

what hand u running

[neat creek]

The egg challenge is so luck based bruh

This is acc ridiculous

[fluid arch]

it's the poker roguelike

[cold kelp]

yo guys any idea how to beat the jokerless challenge

do i just abuse glass cards

[fluid arch]

tarots and planets baby

[cold kelp]

any tips baby

[fluid arch]

four of a kind

gives the best scaling

you want blue seals too

[cold kelp]

ON IT BOSS

[hushed basalt]

Like, which hand am I using the most?

[fluid arch]

oh you're new lol

[hushed basalt]

Eh

Yes and no

[fluid arch]

haha welcome to balatro

[hushed basalt]

I have like 40 hours

[fluid arch]

you're new

[glad oriole]

thats fairly new

i think

a lot of people get addicted to balatro

[hushed basalt]

I've been playing 4 weeks

[fluid arch]

I just hit ante 20 last night for the first time

[hushed basalt]

I have Balatro on 4 systems

[glad oriole]

i have balatro on 2

[fluid arch]

real

[glad oriole]

steam and apple

i’ve played more on mobile

[fluid arch]

getting it on my phone was a BAD idea

[glad oriole]

i have quite a few gold stakes

[hushed basalt]

One of them is the ds fanport in a 3ds using twilight

[glad oriole]

lemme check

[hushed basalt]

Also I mostly play on Spanish

I'm just now playing on English

[glad oriole]

i have 7

[hushed basalt]

So I get confused over what is what

[glad oriole]

almost 8 im on orange stake erratic

[hushed basalt]

I have

Red deck

In red stake

[fluid arch]

beating gold stake black deck feels like a life achievement for me lmao

[hushed basalt]

I hate black deck

Just yesterday I was able to beat that shit

[fluid arch]

it's pure pain

not too bad on white stake tho tbh

[hushed basalt]

Hmm

Lmao

Wdym I never needed to sell a joker to grab a negative

[fluid arch]

I'd argue black deck is one of the strongest decks on white stake

[hushed basalt]

I wouldn't know

I don't want to touch black deck again

[glad oriole]

black deck just sucks

the extra joker slot is cool unfortunately you usually die before you can utilize it

especially on high stakes

3 hands 2 discards is brutal

[hushed basalt]

Mhm

[tulip tusk]

yay

[vital rover]

Double throwback wins

[agile fog]

a

[wintry patrol]

if my math is right the chance of the stars aligning for this to happen in a real, unseeded run (by getting either a double tag and an arcana tag or 2 arcana tags, getting judgement in the first arcana pack, getting showman from the judgement, and getting at least 3 souls from the second arcana pack) is...

0.000000000415%, or one in 240 billion

though i took some shortcuts by ignoring the possibility of getting judgement from fool or emperor (these should barely change the odds lol)

[smoky lake]

Is that throwback?

[fluid arch]

is flush five viable in endless

as opposed to high card

[patent flame]

Any hand just wins

[mellow oar]

to

[wintry patrol]

if you don't have perkeo the highest you can get in plasma with one natural negative hand size, copy, retrigger, or scoring joker is ante 28

[mellow oar]

do u guys hav a file of steammoddeds injector

[chilly gulch]

They r both viable depends on the build

High card if u r doing baron/mime

[wintry patrol]

i mean it's viable i guess but it just doesn't go past a certain ante

it's not really possible to go to ante 39 or get naneinf without perkeo or baron/mime

[thick sedge]

well look at the mime/baron/cryptid nan inf

oh

lmao

[wintry patrol]

unless you know the seed beforehand and can do seed science shit

[wintry patrol]

yeah i mean without any of those 3

[lofty dock]

must be free place for joker?

[chilly gulch]

Yes u need a joker slot

If that's what u r asking

[wintry patrol]

the only thing that can create a joker that goes above your joker slots is negative invisible joker

and that's only because, at the time that it's sold, there is a free joker slot (but that joker slot gets removed after it's sold because it's from the +1 from the negative)

[chilly gulch]

Yep

I sold this run so hard

On ante 7

Cuz i didn't check ac j

Andddd...... cryptid-ed cards when i didn't have my hand

[wintry patrol]

using cryptid with aj seems incredibly unwise

[pallid hawk]

i hate black deck

[chilly gulch]

I wanted to copy my wild kings

[wintry patrol]

ah wilds ok fair enough

[chilly gulch]

But my monke brain went i have gold king lemme copy

Like 5/4 times

[vivid juniper]

[brisk zinc]

haven't played balatro in 2 days

new record

[chilly gulch]

Time to lose that streak

It's been too long

[brisk zinc]

yep i'm on it now

[chilly gulch]

Jimbo is awaiting your return

[brisk zinc]

i'm actually falling off it was over 70 at one point

[chilly gulch]

Imagine u could get like perish. rent. Or et leg jokers

[hushed basalt]

IT´S JOEVER

[brisk zinc]

sell jimbo and use judgement

[hushed basalt]

there is no jimbo

and i already lost

[brisk zinc]

who's this then

editions always mess me up

[hushed basalt]

glass

[brisk zinc]

again

[hushed basalt]

glass joker

[brisk zinc]

yes i got that

i said again because this is at least the 2nd time a poly glass joker made me think it was jimbo

[hushed basalt]

ah

lmao

[floral meadow]

thats not a jimbo??

[brisk zinc]

ikr

[unique mulch]

Defeated by small blind

[grim mist]

how rare is double blackhole, i had a run where showman gave me 2 blackholes in a mega celestial pack

[brisk zinc]

that's common

[hazy condor]

Heyo

[unique mulch]

O

[hushed basalt]

LMFAOOOOOOÇ

[hazy condor]

Why is jimblud there

[hushed basalt]

where???

[hazy condor]

Third joker

Or wait

[hushed basalt]

????????

[brisk zinc]

das misprint

[hushed basalt]

third is abstract

[hazy condor]

Yo am I tripping

[hushed basalt]

LMAO

[brisk zinc]

probably

[hazy condor]

I lowk thought misprint was being covered by a jimblud

[hushed basalt]

bub

are you alright?

[hazy condor]

Maybe I shouldn't be up at 1:30 playing cryptid

[hushed basalt]

probably no

[hazy condor]

Eh who cares

I wake up at nine anyway

6 hours of sleep is fine

[brisk zinc]

do clocks even exist in the summer

[hazy condor]

Blud Im a cashier

[brisk zinc]

fair enough

[hazy condor]

I don't know why I even accepted the job

I'm still 16

[brisk zinc]

because you get paid

that's literally the only reason anyone accepts a job

[hazy condor]

Do I need money rn

Gmm

Hmm

[brisk zinc]

yes you do

[hazy condor]

Are you sure

[brisk zinc]

if you don't need to spend it rn you'll need it later at least

you always need money

[hazy condor]

Ok blud

Anyways

[brisk zinc]

trust me i'm older than you

[hazy condor]

Let me screenshot this hold on

[hazy condor]

Wait a minute this is a cryptid photo

[chilly gulch]

Deceived by missprint

[hazy condor]

Can I still send cryptid photos in the official discord

Hmm

[brisk zinc]

i have

[grim mist]

i think so

[hazy condor]

Alright

But do note

I have wifi weaker than the average slummy orphan

[latent hemlock]

From what I know, it’s allowed

[hazy condor]

I see

[latent hemlock]

I’ve seen it happen a lot

So, it’s probably safe

[hazy condor]

🙂

[grim mist]

i dont really know anything about cryptid aside it from being an intentionally unbalanced mod

idk how to mod balatro (i do have it on my pc)

[hazy condor]

Btw I saw someone genuinely say that brainstorm is better than blueprint

[hazy condor]

Github

[grim mist]

lol what

[hazy condor]

Ikr

[grim mist]

they are the same pretty much

[hazy condor]

But less sync if it's brainstorm

[quick moat]

0/10 ragebait from them

[hazy condor]

Fr

[quick moat]

It can be worse than bp

[grim mist]

best blueprint use is diet cola because selling blue print will give u a double tag

[hazy condor]

Oh god

Not that stream from Dr spectre

[quick moat]

Oh fr?

That’s awesome

[hazy condor]

Mr balatro university did that once

Got like

[quick moat]

Yeah he would bruh

[hazy condor]

300 negatives or smth

[quick moat]

If anyone it’d be him

[hazy condor]

Maybe rt

Too

Def not roffle tho

[grim mist]

he did naneinf with juggle tags

[hazy condor]

LOL WHAT

[quick moat]

I don’t watch roffle

[hazy condor]

Why not

[quick moat]

I’ve seen one of two vids

[grim mist]

5 quadrillion steel red seal kings in deck

[quick moat]

But I watch others

[hazy condor]

Lel

[hazy condor]

Murphy?

[quick moat]

He kinda bugs me

Not Murphy either

[hazy condor]

His aura piss you off or smth

[quick moat]

Yeah honestly

[hazy condor]

What's weird about him

I'd lowk just watch anyone as long as they play balatro

[quick moat]

Makes it seem like he hates his chatters lol

[hazy condor]

Whe

When?

[quick moat]

All the time

[hazy condor]

Ohh

[high marten]

this game hates me

[quick moat]

Granted, sometimes they’re just wrong

[hazy condor]

Loo

[quick moat]

But other times he just shuts them down instantly

[hazy condor]

Just like doesn't care when someone donates to him or somth?

[quick moat]

No no

Like people telling him a play to make

[hazy condor]

And he just says it wont work?

Or isn't what he's tryna do?

[quick moat]

Ye but kinda rude

He does that all the time

And I’m just sitting there like “damn”

Might just be a me thing

[hazy condor]

Never seen a single stream of his lowk

[wide mica]

FIRST GOLD STAKE WIN LET'S FUCKING GOOO

[hazy condor]

Just his vids

[hazy condor]

GG

[quick moat]

I’ve also only seen vids

[hazy condor]

Where did you get two canios bro

[quick moat]

But it’s in them

[wide mica]

One from soul and another from a rental invis

Saved my run

[hazy condor]

Most common invis I swear

Let me pull up a funny pic hold on

[quick moat]

Wario

Peak

[hazy condor]

Peak

[hazy condor]

Very good sync too

least broken antimatter deck:

[quick moat]

Wait bruh

Ante 1

[hazy condor]

Yes

LOL

BEHIND YOU

[eager raft]

[wide lagoon]

GG

[eager raft]

Hello, what do you think I should do here?

[wide mica]

Quit the game

Or replace steel joker

You choose

[quick moat]

I would swap dna for baron if you want to make the swap

And try to get a high score

Then grind for strength and eventually death

[eager raft]

Difficult to choose, but I will eliminate the steel joker, I will dedicate myself to looking to increase the category of my queens

[eager raft]

Although I also thought about DNA, that would mean stopping the production of more steel cards, so I don't see it as very feasible in the long term either.

[quick moat]

I wasn’t sure if you could live without steel joker

But after thinking for 3 more seconds you definitely could

[keen willow]

I finally did C+

"Gracias Sr.Huesos" we all say

[keen willow]

Getting poly from a wheel of fortune actually saved him from the needle

[forest shore]

The plant isn’t really that bad (I’m a two pair fanatic)

[oak token]

I have a question, I created a physical multiplayer version of Balatro (this one is played differently with new things but the bases of Balatro are there) and I would like to sell it, but I didn't want to get into trouble 🫤

[forest shore]

Oh shoot you’re the guy?

Or am I thinking of a different game

I remember seeing a multiplayer Balatro game circulating

[oak token]

I don't know, I just sent a couple of photos to the chat, it's a board game for 2 to 4 players, until now I've only played it with friends but one of them told me to market it, but I don't want to get into problems

[pine frigate]

yeah that's very likely not going to be possible

you could probably list it as a balatro mod on steam

but i reckon it'll have to be free

can't make profit off of it

[vast raft]

Not if it's released independently

[oak token]

Yes, I know I can't sell mods for balatro, that's why I was asking if, since it's a board game, it would be possible.

[vast raft]

If it's endorsed then they could sell it like five night freddy

[pulsar tusk]

[vast raft]

[long cave]

[valid badge]

did anyone got a blackhole on a spectral pack

[lavish zenith]

localthunk mentioned (unfortunately in thunk chat, which is now archived) that he won't be "signing off" on any fan made projects for various reasons

that doesn't mean you can't do it just that you should use your best judgement for if you'd be allowed to or not

[oak token]

mmm...

[hazy condor]

Judgement?

[oak token]

Maybe one way to do it would be to change "everything" a little, for example: changing Gros Michel for a pear and making it so that instead of giving 15 mult of "something different". But it's better not to do weird things and then end up badly, thanks for the info

[vast raft]

Wily joker

[limpid hare]

Balatro Balatrez esta jugando Balatro

[tepid fox]

“Yeah bro I’m playing baron how do u know?”

[hazy condor]

Could also be like money

Just a whole bunch of red seal gold 6

With pareidolia, golden ticket and sixth sense

[tepid fox]

Yyyeeaahhh

[tepid fox]

Using just hanging with golden seals it’s also effective

[forest shore]

Oh I’m stupid, I should’ve registered earlier that you’d said physical 😂

[hazy condor]

Better if it's buskin

If you just remove red seal and put gold seal

Buskin retriggers

[tepid fox]

It’s been DAYS dude, DAYS since ive seen Mime

[tepid fox]

I Alr got like 3 baron runs without mime because it won’t come out

😭

[lavish zenith]

is the +1 mult +10 chips really going to be worth more than the +$1 you get from selling pluto

[primal prawn]

Pride month is over 💔🥀

[lavish zenith]

it's like trying to have the circus elephant subsist on the peanuts people throw at it. why are you people doing this

[tepid fox]

We got jadolf bitler over here 😭🙏

[tepid fox]

I prefer 10 mult + 100 chips, not 10 dollars

[lavish zenith]

you prefer baloney

[lavish zenith]

use ceres or eris or neptune

at least use mars or venus or jupiter or earth

or uranus

or saturn

[tepid fox]

My what

[lavish zenith]

saturn is good

silence knave

[tepid fox]

On a baron run it’s waaay better playing pluto

[lavish zenith]

just like. why bother going through the effort to set up a stream of plutos

why not scale in other ways

like if balatro had a market where you could actually just spend as much money as possible on as many plutos as possible maybe i could see it,

but like

[vast raft]

Yes

n't

[novel hearth]

lol?

the very next shop...

[agile zenith]

I in 7 apparently

[wintry zealot]

challenge runs be like:

• the coughing baby: -3 chips every 9 hands
• win button: start with 5 eternal negative perkeos
• i hate you: no playing cards

[gleaming kite]

So true

[viscid ember]

thinking about getting blackboard, since i modified my deck so that there are around 30 spade cards

im only thinking about this bc the wall blind is coming up with a requirement of 140k chips, my best was like 100k

any advice here?

[hidden dragon]

xmult is good yes

[agile zenith]

Blackboard could be good, imo either drop drol or hiker or supernova

Kinda depends

[outer kelp]

How do you pronounce Chicot

I thought it was Shishot

[viscid ember]

okay

[outer kelp]

Or shisho

[viscid ember]

ill drop hiker

wish me gl 🫡

[agile zenith]

Gl soldier

[viscid ember]

ty

[agile zenith]

Also check out my run chat, x98 lucky cat

[viscid ember]

ive been at black deck for atleast a week bro 😭

[viscid ember]

damn nice

[agile zenith]

Nat negative juggler +2 hand size voucher so i can take 3 ectos if i want

Pray that my cat hits 100

[viscid ember]

yeah so uhhhh

damn

there goes another black deck run 😃

i had 20 spade cards left lmao

[young bolt]

Shoutout to 1IHW8QLA
Must be my favorite seed

[agile zenith]

Rip 🙏

Black deck is ROUGH

[agile zenith]

Whats in it?

Also, X103 LUCKY CAT!!!!!!

[viscid ember]

holy

[young bolt]

Know it yourself

[young bolt]

Holy fuck

[agile zenith]

It just keep growing, hole mole, i'll show u guys the progress update in a bit

132!!!!

[sour atlas]

Yo guys

Can someone help me how to get the nest egg achievement

On playstation preferably

[weak tangle]

first balatrodle ever and i pull the luckiest shit

[slim junco]

2 tries is wild

[glad oriole]

what was the furst guess

[deft marlin]

Does it really do nothing

[slim junco]

Yes

[slim junco]

The tier 1 voucher does nothing

[deft marlin]

:D

[blissful berry]

9s gaming pog

i love ghost deck man

[slim junco]

But as with every tier 1 voucher, when you buy it it unlocks the tier 2 voucher

[edgy jacinth]

anyone know what my best choice here is? supernova gives me +24 mult rn spamming pair

[normal lagoon]

@swift bone do not add her chat she is one of those scammers

[dense storm]

bruh i got the needle two times in a row😭💔

[normal lagoon]

mmmmmm banana

[slim junco]

Supernova doesnt make sense because its addictive mult after a lot of multiplications already

[edgy jacinth]

banana so tempting he blu too

[weak tangle]

supernova

[edgy jacinth]

im not very good at the game lol

so sell supernova for banaenae

[slim junco]

Smiley face there is better than supernova for instance

But yeah since you have Cavendish

[weak tangle]

banana

[slim junco]

Thats the superior one

[edgy jacinth]

Ty ty

[slim junco]

Photo + chad is a x8 on your hand levels, so if you have level 3 pairs thats 24 mult

Same as what supernova is doing there

So its a x2 joker, strictly worse than a x3
As you level up your hands it'l become even more irrelevant

[edgy jacinth]

that run sadly ended to the plant on ante 6 lol tragic

[deft marlin]

Blueprint joker is so fun

[hoary kiln]

You got planted

[wheat bay]

Should I take that? Going for NaN, I can’t understand “removes negative from copy”, does it mean he can copy a negative, but without the negative effect?

[warped hill]

[warped hill]

yes

let's say you copy a negative dna

when you sell it it gives you a normal dna

[wheat bay]

Omfg

That’s the run

Ty

[maiden forum]

is there anywhere I can find the base textures for balatro playing cards?

[warped hill]

probably just sell the juggler

for invis

and then hope it gives u something other than dna

or perkeo

[wheat bay]

I have -2 hand size bruh

[warped hill]

uh oh

did u take too many ectos

[wheat bay]

But 44 cryptid

Ouch

I think I could manage it with cryptid

[wheat bay]

Idk what’s ectos

But the negative ones yes

[warped hill]

spectral card

[wheat bay]

Ye the one that gives negative

[warped hill]

8-(1+2+3+4)=-2 works out

yeah

[wheat bay]

Fuck I found the phychic lol

If I reroll to the plant I’m gonna cry

Duplicates the mime🙂‍↔️

[blissful berry]

LMAO

the 9s do be wildin

[hazy field]

geeked up

how many 9s is that

what will you do with that many 9s

will you buy more 9s?

[blissful berry]

flush 5 red seal lucky nines dipped in mama lizzes chili oil

NAAH

[hazy field]

how will this affect the cloud 9 economy?

[west vale]

so

crypted mod balatroo

i got that one card that duplicates one joker and i am on misprint deck and my hanging chad has 17 retriggers

i have 7 hanging chads

this is too many hanging chads

[blissful berry]

wait ecoplasm doesnt actually give me an extra joker slot here right?

i'd just be a 6/6?

wait i can't sell cat for blueprint here right?

im pretty sure i can't but i want to make sure

oh lmao what

i cant take a negative joker

huh that is a bizzare interaction

it says "no space"

[pastel vale]

you should be able to.

[blissful berry]

i've never experienced that before

[blissful berry]

nope, it says "no space"

i got a negative invisible joker

[pastel vale]

Neg-jokers force a slot open and then immediately take it

[blissful berry]

apparnetly not

if you get a negative invisible joker it doesnt make a joker negative, itj ust sets your jokers to 6/5

which apparently screws with how other negatives work

that is bizzare

[pastel vale]

ok i understand

you already have a 6/5

somehow

a neg-joker wont make it 6/6

itl make it 7/6

[blissful berry]

yeah like i said, negative invisible joker

[pastel vale]

no its not that

The negative joker adds a slot

so if it was 6/6 it would be 7/7

[pastel vale]

but you somehow already bypassed joker limit

so its not gonna let that neg-invis into your joker slots

you need another negative before you take another joker

and in such a case

no you cant sell cat for blueprint

because regardless 5/5

[blissful berry]

yeah but what im saying is that is cauased by the negative invis joker

that is why im 6/5

i got a neg invis joker and sold it to get to 6/5 is my point

[pastel vale]

oh then you screwed yourself

royally.

[vast raft]

:baron:

[pastel vale]

you have 3 escape options:
1: Ectoplasm
2: +1 Joker space voucher
3: sell 2 jokers

[granite grove]

im so sad

[pliant sedge]

classic

no vouchers?

[pastel vale]

the plant always screws people

[slim junco]

What a boss blind

[jolly talon]

Frieren

[slim junco]

No im gwii

[vast vale]

the dagger died to dagger, tale as old as time

[scarlet anvil]

are seeds in multiplayer juiced?

seems so easy to put together a stacked run even on gold stake

[slim junco]

I used the dagger to destroy the dagger

[jolly talon]

WRONG

Frieren. ..

[slim junco]

Okay guess I'm frieren now

[jolly talon]

YAY

[blissful berry]

IDOL 🙏

[slim junco]

9s??

Seems dubious

[blissful berry]

dude holy fuck im so bad i thought i could win with 2 glass instead of 3

i actually had enough points if i just didnt risk it man...

oh well

[blissful berry]

started with double polychrome cloud 9

[flat horizon]

Yes...

[livid furnace]

what

how

[old pollen]

Fuck balatro

Fuck this game. I’m genuinely crashing out over balatro

All I need WAS ONE MORE FUCKING QUEEN TO BEAT GOLD STEAK

FUCK

[real idol]

Better luck next time

[slim junco]

That is a massive weener

[crude girder]

Throwback is the best card in balatro on EVERYONE'S soul

[glad oriole]

i regret to inform you that you’re wrong

so uh

there goes everyone’s soul

[south radish]

bro 🥲

[pure harness]

Who else digging in they butt rn

[magic swan]

i love tv

[meager plank]

I want to do list but for mult

[sterile dust]

twin

[manic token]

full house my religion

[barren flame]

Helo

[slim junco]

Oh yeah

[spring zenith]

hi

Does anyone have Balatro on Steam? I want to make a family. I don't have any good games, but I want to play Balatro.

kasdjaskjd

[white pulsar]

I hate black deck but man was this fun while it lasted

black deck making me feel like

[mighty dragon]

Hello everyone

[limpid hare]

Do I get more mult copying the mime or the family?

[limpid hare]

wsp

[mighty dragon]

How to shock the average balatro player:

[twin pilot]

what about it

[mighty dragon]

Look at the ante and then look at the jokers

[twin pilot]

perfectly reasonable jokers

[limpid hare]

damn

[mighty dragon]

Ante 3 with a godlike setup

[limpid hare]

youre pretty good

[mighty dragon]

That was all luck

[twin pilot]

wouldn't say godlike just yet, but it's on the way

[hard ermine]

hell nah 😭😭😭😭

im so mad

im so stupid I had a BUNCH of red glass kings, and I had a strength but I sold it and immediately realised what I did 😭😭

could've been my saving grace

shiiiy

The plant comes for us all

[hard ermine]

behold

Photo Photo Photo Chad Chad Chad build

[icy frost]

same dawg same ..........they gave such OP jokers but no time to build up scoring 😭😭

[shadow panther]

Balatreate

[icy frost]

bureaucrat

[icy frost]

nah sorry i was scared for no reason

[ruby rover]

🥀

[icy frost]

got fugged soon after 🥀

[slim junco]

looks inside

[slim junco]

Yes, but if you want a family you have to be my wifey

[wraith wharf]

WHAT LMAO

[slim junco]

Woah

[wraith wharf]

thats like, a lot of odds

[slim junco]

Goddamn its expensive

[wraith wharf]

barely got it, i was gonna just throw the run by rerolling a bunch

[slim junco]

The swash value tho

Massive

[wraith wharf]

my only source of mult the whole game

[old pollen]

Dude I only get perkio when I don’t have the celestial vouchers. Otherwise I never get perkio when I have both celestial vouchers

Especially when I have a baron build

[icy frost]

yk this was my ...second perkeo ever........else they fug me over with triboulet everytime

[vast raft]

Guys

The mega bonus

[noble plume]

lottery ticket.

[unreal nymph]

@cedar hound smeggy monster

[lethal nymph]

curious...does everyone already know that there's a multiplayer version with constant matchmaking, a competitive ladder, and weekly tournaments on their own discord?

[rose verge]

no

[ember root]

ye

[cedar hound]

cheers

[clear stream]

Hi

[hearty acorn]

Should I sell golden ticket for burglar?

[full estuary]

wait
are lucky cards supposed to look tattered and overused?

like lucky socks??

[sick fulcrum]

Can you speak Spanish here or only English?

[merry terrace]

english only afaik

[sick fulcrum]

Ok

[full estuary]

yeah

[full estuary]

or like, any other "lucky" thing people carry around with them too much

[unreal aurora]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

[agile fog]

Ñ ñ ñ ñ

Ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ

[full estuary]

how to scare a mod: ñ

[agile fog]

Ni entendieron lo que dice pero pusieron el : fire :

[nova shore]

sometimes this chat is all spanish

[grizzled wave]

Jumpscare incoming

3

2

1

[nova shore]

borra la cuenta

[grizzled wave]

no

[light hare]

latro

[mild jewel]

I don’t understand

[nova shore]

?

[mild jewel]

That didn’t have anything to do with a library

[nova shore]

what

[mild jewel]

Well let me ask you a question

Donde esta la biblioteca

[nova shore]

uh?

what

xd

[solid timber]

Auto delete isn’t working one sec

[void bison]

need a glock in off topic as well

nvm

[agile fog]

Ñ

[hazy condor]

Lil gurt blud is here

Everyone must evacuate

[dense ravine]

hi

[jaunty canopy]

[tough wigeon]

😔

[hazy condor]

No money for that one voucher?

[tough wigeon]

It never came out

[hazy condor]

Man

[shut crystal]

im not really do anything interesting right now, just unlocking all decks, but rn my favorite hand is 3oak :3
4oak is scales even faster but i've already gone off of the deep end for this run lol
-# (i previously had a run where 3oak turned into 4oak turned into flush 5 but this is just the most recent)

[lone vault]

if you get a four finger and play a two pair and a flush at the same time should that count as a separate hand type

[unreal aurora]

FINALLY

[trim harbor]

guys, which is the best deck between red, blue, yellow and green?

those are the four decks i have for now

[nova shore]

xd

red

you should try to unlock the checkred deck

[lone vault]

i like yellow deck just for more jokers early

[muted sorrel]

should i take it?

[unreal aurora]

Depends on playstyle

Ideally, you should be trying to win your first antes in one or two hands, maximizing early economy, so for that I'd recommend playing green deck, or just yellow deck since you get free money right away

But really I mean the game makes you play with every deck anyway if you wanna go for 100%

[trim harbor]

thanks very much!

[wary plover]

Hello my guys.

[wary plover]

Hey, I am in your deck.

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/15049084755401185162/65F5EB65D5287BE0737F39DF51E80BDE8A1FDCD9/

[wary plover]

Incredible.

[unreal aurora]

I like aces :3

[river drum]

im a diddy diddy blud

[slim junco]

I just got one balatrillion dollars from playing balatro. (Not clickbait)

[river drum]

oh yeah? i met balatro balatrez yesterday

[compact linden]

OMG just used the same technique to beat blue stake

lost right after though

[unreal aurora]

Yeah I didn't even bother trying to go further than 8 with it

It just simply didn't scale well after that

[compact linden]

exactly

[proven trellis]

I can't find a use for Ankh, but I see things all over using Ankh repeatedly.

[compact linden]

me too i can never use it because what if i need the other jokers

i guess you need it very early

[shrewd wigeon]

please shit on me for choking on a run with 3 triboulets

I deserve it

[unreal aurora]

Ankh is really only good either early when you have one joker you wanna dupe or if you have eternals protecting the others

[desert tusk]

I’m also new here

Vro come back

[slim junco]

Ante 7...

Worst time to delete that message.

[shrewd wigeon]

I dunno how to recover from this loss

I must pack up my things and quit balatro forever to regain my honor

[hazy condor]

Wait till you get your first perkeo run

[slim junco]

She bala on my tro 'till I fold.

[hazy condor]

Dr spectre:

[wary plover]

Brainstorm x Blueprint r34 peak.

[steep oasis]

Tfw you accidentally discard the wrong cards and end up getting the card you were gonna make the hand with:

[steep oasis]

Wait what the fu-

[median birch]

Bruh

[steep oasis]

I died ante one because of that mistake

[noble plume]

📜🫲😨

(this was supposed to be that one image of the black man holding a paper confused by the way)

[novel olive]

Uh oh guys

I skipped the first two runs and regretted that 😭🙏🙏

[slim junco]

I mean

Thats the whole point of the thing

Never skipping

[noble plume]

you mean the blinds?

we do NOT call it runs

that's like that one overwatch player in tf2 calling the mercs 'heroes' and the others got mad

someone even said 'there are no heroes'

[lavish zenith]

why? they're right

[noble plume]

i didn't say they're wrong

i was just like 'what'

[lavish zenith]

it's common knowledge around here

[zinc forge]

Wait

this isn't rlly the best for balatro 😭

[unborn tiger]

Guys how do i not throw this run

I want an unseeded naneinf

[rigid echo]

Immolate twin

[rose radish]

fragile deck win

[kindred lodge]

my last gold sticker for c++ is fucking stone joker

most of my gold stake runs i don't see a tower or stone card until like ante 6

actual nonsense smh

[zenith wadi]

Y’all think I can win with these?

[slim junco]

Engineer is a hero tho

Family of gods

[marble holly]

Excuse my weird ass hand in the photo but what we think of the new keyboard lads???

I think it turned out pretty well!

[lofty stump]

I watched my wee grow as i beat gold stake for the first time now i have conquered gold stake with my massive wee

[lavish zenith]

none deck

[desert tusk]

How do people get wee so highly scaled

[lofty stump]

A fitting death for my first ever gold stake run to kill my wee at the 690k big blind TRUELY a honorable death only took me 2 months and i assumed 200-500+ runs and 200+ hours to beat gold stake absolute cinema death

[lofty stump]

Hack

[frank sinew]

red seal hack + chad or paradolia usually

so paradolia and sock and buskin

[desert tusk]

ohh h see

So much investment

[frank sinew]

yeah it’s usually something you pivot into

[frank sinew]

not something you set out to do

[lofty stump]

WAIT

Do i die to 690k big blind or do i skip and put my wee in the mouth

CINEMA

[lofty stump]

This is my first ever beaten gold stake and i just picked up wee at the start along with hack with purr luck

Im putting my wee in the mouth

[frank sinew]

congrats on the wee

where’s the rest of your jokers bro you’re allowed 3 more

[lofty stump]

0-7’s

[lofty stump]

Scroll up

[frank sinew]

oh lol

[lofty stump]

Pretty gold sticker

[noble plume]

did you just use all of the 52 consumacards

WHAT

ZORNOGRAPHY!?

[obtuse salmon]

Hablen español coño 🗣️💥🔥

Esta malísimo el chat

[slim junco]

Si

[obtuse salmon]

Madre mía un furro

[frigid mural]

×2, ya tengo ganas de Balatro🗣️🔥

[frigid mural]

Si

Me quedé en media partida

Sale en la biblio XD

[frigid mural]

Nah, epicardo

[obtuse salmon]

Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo lo llamaría "Full House" y si tuviera dos les pondría "Doble" y "Par" para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos. Brindo por Balatro, Como por Balatro, este me hizo mejor persona, y cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro mis ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida. Siempre tengo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos. Me identifico con el Joker "Misprint" porque mi estado mental es así de inestable. No puedo subir las escaleras sin pensar en Balatro y el dia que muera espero que pongan en mi tumba "Murió en pleno Balatreo". El unico corazón que quiero es el de la reina. Mi papá cree que estoy mal, pero él no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que el juego ya no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo. Porque yo... Soy el Balatro.

[frigid mural]

Eso lo puse yo ayer JAJAJAJAJAJS

[obtuse salmon]

XD

[frigid mural]

METANLE MODS DE BALATRO A BALATRO🗣️🔥

[frigid mural]

METANLE MODS DE SIESTA A LO ANDALU

🗣️🔥

[frigid mural]

Uff, ese -2🔥

[noble plume]

they unhanged the chad

[frigid mural]

En q juegas

Re epico

[obtuse salmon]

Si te mandé una foto de Balatro en computadora ¿en donde jugaré?

[frigid mural]

A cñ

[obtuse salmon]

ES LA PLAY STATION 1 🗣️💥🔥

[frigid mural]

No veia

[frigid mural]

Oye, pues le puedes ir

[obtuse salmon]

Juego en la Nintendo Cube

🔥

[frigid mural]

No coño, veia cables, pero el teclado no

[obtuse salmon]

Jamás he visto a una persona que juegue con control

[frigid mural]

Yo juego en android, y puedo con mi mando bipolar de Nintendo Switch/XBoX

Y es una mierd@ grande

Es cómodo, pero no, no es bueno como tal

El mando puede ser cómodo, pero los controles no están muy bien

[tardy cloud]

When's the update coming ?

[thick hearth]

Hola

soy un balatrero

[nova shore]

looks like you dont see the fusion of them yet
-# yea it exist in a mod

[formal escarp]

nyanpasu

[empty stirrup]

no deck, no jokers, and probably no consumables cus he feeds off radiation.

[empty stirrup]

can anybody get 16 vouchers before endless

[empty stirrup]

or all level 1 vouchers

[kindred lodge]

probably possible on a really lucky seed with low stakes anaglyph/voucher tag

[empty stirrup]

that's what i thought

but some one has to do it now

[alpine mango]

My body is a machine that turns

into

[cobalt path]

Peak anaglyph deck

[unique pivot]

No life

[hazy sorrel]

[wary sigil]

My brain is like:

• Study for my summer class? How about no.
• Make a Balatro mod? Hell yes.

[thorny niche]

Balatro mod about your summer class

[flint copper]

At least you’re still productive

[tardy cloud]

Boss blind idea:

If hand contains a High Card, it is invalid.

[thorny niche]

Aw baron

[silver nymph]

isn't that all hands?

[green sparrow]

Insta loss boss blind

[hazy condor]

How about if I play a stone card

[prisma quest]

Oy cabron

[orchid raft]

If hand contains [most played hand] it gets cancelled

[thorny niche]

baron runs

[cobalt path]

almost 2/3 of the way through a 15 deck streak

previous record was 7 in a row

[brisk zinc]

why is this even possible

[cobalt path]

the image hasn't even loaded for me, but the answer is "because balatro"

why didn't you skip small blind from ante 1?

nothing good?

[brisk zinc]

nothing good yea

god i need to reinstall my qol mods

and yuri blueprint/bs

[grim yew]

Is this gold stake?

[real idol]

Oh wee, they'll never make me hate you

[short wedge]

haven't played anymore for a while, the game welcomes me back

nvm then

[lament lantern]

do stone cards count as enhanced cards?

[wild lily]

yes cause stone IS an enhancement

[lament lantern]

Alright thanks. asking cuz i have marble joker and just got vampire in the shop lol

[wild lily]

free xmult 😋

[wide tinsel]

yeehaw

[viscid ember]

how does hieroglyph even work? it says -1 ante and -1 hand but i only see -1 hand

it still says i have 6/8 antes

thought i could finally get black deck over with this but idk anymore lmao

[short wedge]

it gives you more prep time for big numbers

[viscid ember]

ohh mb

[short wedge]

if it didnt set you back an ante then probs to small bilnd ig

[white pulsar]

Late reply, but I saw this message since it was below mine. In this instance, you're copying correctly since you're retriggering the glass

[dark drum]

nobody told me it took 30 minutes for a naneinf hand to score fully (seeded run, 142 red steel kings)

[soft halo]

guys blue seal needs to be used in the final hand meaning when 1 hand is left or the winning hand??

left in hand ofc

[wild lily]

the winning hand