🎙・server-chat

[unkempt pelican]

That is dumb

[rapid sluice]

It is, how is a ps5 not able to handle that

[unkempt pelican]

Sell PS5 and get a PC

[marble monolith]

that's crazy

[rapid sluice]

Like yea it may be more than 3 times of the particles in the observable universe but still

[marble monolith]

ps5 not handling

[rapid sluice]

Na its used so I would only get like 400€ max and I’m really broke rn

[proven crane]

how we feelin about this bp placement rn

[rapid sluice]

What is the yoric scaling loking like?

[proven crane]

its only 2x bc i havent had it for very long

[rapid sluice]

How much money do you have and what deck are you on?

[proven crane]

green deck and im on 65

[rapid sluice]

Then the bp placement is the best you can do rn

I think

[unkempt pelican]

Drunkard/ +1 discard voucher would go crazy

[quiet heron]

Balatro Balatrez esta balatreando en balatro

[tough surge]

Hi

This game is really weird

[light sonnet]

It changes nothing except that you can see it in your collection, the only way to get a legendary joker in a run is by using the soul card that you have a low chance of finding in arcana/spectral packs. You won't be able to find legendary jokers in the shop

[barren geyser]

Hey can someone send me the "Man
cards may appear" joker?

[small hemlock]

Yup, unfortunately this is true 😔

[rapid sluice]

😔

[small hemlock]

I tried a seeded run and perkeo kept crashing my game

[rapid sluice]

And it’s peak

[rapid sluice]

Exactly the same for me sadly

I just set myself the goal of scoring as high as possible

[white pulsar]

it's... beautiful... 😍

[rapid sluice]

Damn 🫦

Who doesn’t love a poly photochad start?

[exotic dragon]

Im done

[unique karma]

pog

perkeo is a usefull but very situational joker that while very strong Yorrick and Triboulet are much easier and generally usefull

[frigid mural]

Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida, respiro y tomo Balatro, si tuviera un hijo le llamaría full House y si tuviera dos les pondría doble e impar para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos, brindo por Balatro, este me hizo una mejor persona, cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro los ojos para jugar en mi mente.
La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida, siempre llevo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos, me identifico con el Joker misprin por qué mi estado es así, inestable.
Mi padre me dice que estoy loco pero el no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia, y el Dia que el juego no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo porque yo...
¡SOY EL BALATRO!🗣️🔥

           -balatro balatrez

[rapid hill]

I aint reading this

[unique karma]

it's great for deckbuilding but by itself is fine but not the best, only gets great with bp and brainstorm, and has only like 3 synergies i can think of

but perkeo campfire won me a gold stake run so I can't complain that much

[rapid hill]

What do you need ? Showman ?

[frigid mural]

Okay...

[rapid hill]

If you could maybe translate it would be better

[barren geyser]

That showman meme

[fringe sorrel]

ICONO SUPER PRIME

[barren geyser]

Where its edited to say just "man" "cards may appear"

[frigid mural]

laziness, and I don't know English, I'm with the translator

[rapid hill]

Hmmm sorry, no clue

[rapid hill]

This is english server but okay I will translate myself

[frigid mural]

Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a lifestyle. I breathe and drink Balatro. If I had one child, I'd call them Full House. If I had two, I'd name them Double and Odd to improve them to level 18 and have them break the boss leagues when they're adults. Here's to Balatro. It made me a better person. When my phone's battery is dead, I close my eyes to play the game in my head. The wheel of fortune dictates my life. I always carry a banana in my pocket to score points. I identify with the Joker, misprinting, why is my state like this, unstable? My father tells me I'm crazy, but he doesn't know what it's like to be the highest card in the family. And the day the game has no fans is because I'll no longer be in this world, because I... I AM BALATRO! 🗣️🔥 -balatro balatrez

I already did

[rapid hill]

Thank you

[frigid mural]

Jotaro-kun

LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO🗣️🔥

[rapid hill]

Very interesting point

[fringe sorrel]

ICONO SUPERPRIME

[fringe sorrel]

🃏ORACION A BALATRO🃏
Santo balatro, que estás en el cielo santificado sean tus jokers, venga a nosotros tus multiplicadores háganos ganar con los locos y cartas de planeta danos hoy nuestro blind de cada día perdona nuestras balatreadas como también nosotros perdonamos a los que no balatrean no nos dejes caer en la tentación de tomar el vale blanco y líbranos de la debilitación amén

[limpid hare]

Amén

🙏

[frigid mural]

Thank the Spanish-speaking content creator Fap bros (gapa) for that, there is another very similar one, but instead of full house and double odd, it says jose balatrito and full house

[rapid hill]

Oh okay, didnt know that

[frigid mural]

Hice la balatromunion ahora mismo🗣️🔥

[limpid hare]

Voidmero vas a wholsomearte

[fringe sorrel]

BALATRILLON

[mighty dragon]

Balatro be like:

[frigid mural]

Okey

[limpid hare]

Queopinan de esta balatreada

[tiny willow]

Banda como desbloqueo satelite

[limpid hare]

DAAMN

[tiny willow]

Fácilmente

[frigid mural]

Uf, puedes parar el tiempo a diamantes...

[wary hollow]

lucky win !!

[tiny willow]

Gg

[frigid mural]

Is hard Bro?

[slim junco]

Had the opportunity today to get 2 black deck gold stake wins in a row but fumbled

Played 4 cards on the psychic boss blind 😭

[wary hollow]

awe rip

[zenith wadi]

Who do y’all think I’ll get?

Blue stake, ante 3 btw

[wary hollow]

chicot

[zenith wadi]

I hope it’s that one

No freaking way

[wary hollow]

oh sick

[hollow ginkgo]

Hi, I have a problem and I don't know if anyone has had the same problem, I completed the game with all the jokers on a gold sticker but the game didn't give me the achievement, then I tried and completed all the challenges and it did give me that achievement, so I'm stuck only on the achievement of all the jokers with a gold sticker, has anyone had this happen to them and solved it? //
Hola, tengo un problema y no se si alguien ha tenido el mismo problema. Complete el juego con todo los jokers en sticker dorado pero el juego no me solto el logro, luego probe y complete todos lo challengs y si me dio ese logro, por lo que me quedo bugeado solo el logro de todos los jokers con sticker dorados, alguien le ha pasado esto y lo ha solucionado?

[mighty dragon]

Holy run

[frigid mural]

Picas...*

[mighty dragon]

Full house build

[wary hollow]

hell yeah

[mighty dragon]

Easy win

[wary hollow]

full house build might be the way to go

[supple ivy]

Balatro hates me...

[wary hollow]

ROUND 1 TOOOOO

well 2

[civic bough]

peak

[cedar glade]

win a white stake run or if you have any mods go into the config button in the mod selections in game and turn on achievements

[brittle wing]

Free 4 dollars seems like a good deal

[supple ivy]

i think yes

[brittle wing]

But seriously you could easily die if you take the brain storm *atleast the baron is 100% going to do atleast something

[cedar glade]

lmao are you serious

in what world is the Baron the more survivable option

[brittle wing]

Trust me the amount of runs I've lost for round 1 blue print / brainstorm is quite high

[cedar glade]

99% of the time it is just as good as a jimbo early game

[supple ivy]

... i already take the brainstorm

[cedar glade]

that was the better option

[brittle wing]

It has foil you're good

I didn't notice that

[supple ivy]

Wheel of fortune

[brittle wing]

With the 7 negatives you're going to get at the end this run had potential

[wintry patrol]

baron is worse than jimbo in antes 1-2 ngl

[cedar glade]

I’m not denying that same here but I don’t get how you think that a bp/bs has worse survivability than a Baron especially round one

[brittle wing]

YES GAMBA

[cedar glade]

baron is only good after ante 6 and sometimes ante 4 if you’ve spent the whole run setting up for it

[brittle wing]

Baron is more of a straight path you know what you have to do and you're going to play into it while brainstorm is more open like you can do whatever you want from there. But there is no guarantee it is going to be any better

[cedar glade]

are you a white stake player because yeah early Baron has potential on lower stakes

[brittle wing]

Mid stakes like blue stake and above

White is too easy gold doesn't allow much leeway

[wintry patrol]

honestly i 100% take the brainstorm in any case here
even if you're going for naneinf having baron this early doesn't really do much of anything for you and you should be focusing on getting very good econ

which brainstorm helps way more with

[cedar glade]

99% of the time you want money over any sort of shitty scoring Baron gives you ante 1-4

[wintry patrol]

in an ante 8 gold stake run baron is just kinda ass and brainstorm will do way more once you get any jokers

[cedar glade]

even mid stakes has the same problem

[brittle wing]

Or take the 6 dollars considering it has foil in it then you use misprint for scoring

[cedar glade]

blue stake lets you see 5 less cards

[wintry patrol]

like brainstorm is at the very least around a 2x once you get any scoring jokers

[cedar glade]

it’s infinitely more versatile

[wintry patrol]

and skyrockets in utility once you get any copyable econ or tarot gen

[cedar glade]

yes it’s very easy to fumble a round 1 bpbs but what are you going to do with Baron this early? get a 2.25x on a level 1 flush?

[brittle wing]

Yeah an arcana skip could go crazy with this

I guess I just I've put baron on too high of a pedestal

Yeah it seems like copying will always win

[cedar glade]

it’s pretty easy to do so haha people do the same with DNA

[brittle wing]

I will still take the baron cuz I like the way he looks at me

[cedar glade]

who doesn’t lust after Baron

[wintry patrol]

baron is good for endless but even if you're going for endless having it early is just not very good lol
people put way too much stock into it pre endless

[brittle wing]

His eyes smile attitude I want him to call me a pesenet* and chuckle

[supple ivy]

Lol

[brittle wing]

I hate auto correct

[cedar glade]

could say the same with early dna but that is an extremely hot take

[brittle wing]

Iam a pesenet dang it

[cedar glade]

peasant?

[brittle wing]

Yes

[broken turtle]

:balatrito:

Se acabó mi nitro

😭

[cedar glade]

as a spanish speaker let’s ingles

👅

[wintry patrol]

i mean, using it before you have some good cards to copy actively hurts you by bloating your deck with garbage

[brittle wing]

You 2 need to balala together

[cedar glade]

heavily agree

[brittle wing]

The pain of Copying my steel king of hearts for 5 antes and then I find* the red seal on a random jack

[cedar glade]

at best it sets you up for f5 but without support you die in ante 3-4 anyways

it’s also pretty slow without bpbs

[wintry patrol]

yeah exactly - it's just not really worth to copy cards realistically unless they have seals or editions

[cedar glade]

in specific situations like hologram or if you have good scoring with them yeah it’s great but usually it’s a skip for me

[hushed basin]

Hi

[brittle wing]

GAMBA

[cedar glade]

in like my almost 30 gold stake wins I’ve never taken dna to the end nor do I regret it

[brittle wing]

Is this a spoiler iam still playing Undertale

[civic bough]

kill your tv

[cedar glade]

this is not undertale

[civic bough]

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

kill your tv

[cedar glade]

This is why I like the multiplayer server better

jesus christ

[brittle wing]

Thank god I almost got spoiled on my 12 year old video game

[hushed basin]

Okay okay, I get it, fuck.

[wintry patrol]

#🕹・game-discussion is usually better lol

[cedar glade]

lmaoa

[brittle wing]

I wish we get a motion control mode on the ps4/5 ver of balala so I don't have to move my fingers to reach the cards

[civic bough]

iN all seriousness im sorry

it was an joke

lmao

[hollow ginkgo]

oh thanks, thats works

[cedar glade]

no big deal

[civic bough]

im old

[brittle wing]

Holy shit unc

We love you unc please don't say that

We need your wisdom

[civic bough]

alrighty

always rember

to trust on yourself

[brittle wing]

Yes unc will do

But I need your help with something

[civic bough]

hmm

[brittle wing]

How to get over my first heartbreak

Can you help with that?

[civic bough]

ah...

well

i have experince With that

it happens

just distract yourself

[brittle wing]

With balala?

[mighty slate]

Hey guys

This Is general?

[civic bough]

i personally like to gamble in balatro

[brittle wing]

YEAHHHHHHH

[civic bough]

GYA HA HA]

[mighty slate]

[brittle wing]

Iam a prisoner to this image

[rapid hill]

99% of gamblers quit before big.

[civic bough]

thats true

just dont end like me on debt

[brittle wing]

Credit card is already running me

[brittle wing]

What about the 1% do they quit before small?

[rapid hill]

They hit the big

[brittle wing]

This is what spinning the wheel feels like

(He hit that btw)

[civic bough]

"thats so true"

[civic bough]

• vedal 2024

[brittle wing]

I LOVE VEDAL

I thought there was something worng with balala on my phone it losses a lot of battery power when I play the game then I remember that I've been playing the same run for 1 hour and 37 minutes so iam gambling on my phone's life while balalaing at the same time multi gambling people

[zenith wadi]

I think I’ll do good

Yep I won

Now for endless

[wintry patrol]

i've heard the game just does have performance issues on mobile in later endless runs

takes your battery and crashes and shit

[timid cedar]

balatro on mobile just eats your battery life in general, you have to turn off most settings to have it not do that

and endless is just a bit more intensive than the device can handle sometimes

[kind field]

NOOOOOOOO I LOST TO THE LAST BIND, IVE SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO BEAT ORANGE NOOOOOOO

[pliant sedge]

it's a little crazy to me

is it really that intensive

[kind field]

back to the grind ;-;

[timid cedar]

judging by the obvious perfomance isssues, yeah, it just kinda is. it could probably be optimised a bit though

[kind field]

perishable brainstorm, im gonna have a storm in my brain rn

[pallid crescent]

my highscore is 3mil and I've only been playing for a week is this a yippee or not

[kind field]

depends on how much you play

5 hours a day? no

a few rounds a day? definitely

[pallid crescent]

a few minutes, I stop playing the second I lose a round 😭

today I played for like 6 hours

[pallid crescent]

yippee

[kind field]

what the hell, im getting the exact same cards i did after losing this round

burnt joker then to the moon

[pliant sedge]

orange was lowk rough

I had to get an insane bunch of jokers for that lol

[kind field]

i would have WON if it werent for violet blind

had 900k, needed 1.2mil

[pliant sedge]

and by insane I mean

like pretty decent

[kind field]

jesus what the hell

my deck was practically completely normal

[pliant sedge]

gotta deckfix

[kind field]

i was trying so hard, but all my standard and arcana packs were just worthless to me

[pliant sedge]

rough

[kind field]

ive resorted to rew run spamming to get something worth trying to run with

[strange meadow]

rew run, raggy

n then he does that dog chuckle he does idk how to type that

funny dog

[timid cedar]

you can absolutely do that, but ignoring the tougher starts isn't gonna help you get better

but if you just want a decent run, go for it

[void bone]

hey guys, im teaching myself web development and Im wondering if its possible to create a web app that mimics the balatro aesthetic. None of the game mechanics, just the visual aspects of the buttons, swirling background, scanlines, etc.

[ancient plover]

What’s up ya’ll

I gotta get a good game of Balatro going tonight

[civic bough]

yes

also dont go in game discussion

its not... pretty good

im just gonna stick the good ol server-chat

[deft marlin]

it was fun while it lasted

[ornate cove]

balatro has changed my life

[ornate cove]

R u a flush main?

[wooden kiln]

should be, for the swirling just apply a crt effect

[deft marlin]

I just got the perfect cards to stack mult and keep getting x mult every time a planet card was used. I also had the joker which makes diamonds and hearts the same, and club and spade

I'm pretty new, I got to ante 11 which is good for me

[ornate cove]

A perfect run for flush

[ornate cove]

That's great man

[hollow pine]

[orchid raft]

My first E

so happy rn

[slim junco]

Dubious brainstorm placement

[livid elbow]

Love this game, had this with a red stamped 7 of hearts with holographic

The seven was holographic if that wasn't clear

[blissful berry]

ok legit, i've completed 3 challenges now, is there a reason i haven't gotten the complete any challenge run achievement?

do i actually have to complete a challenge run until i lose in order to get it or what?

[timid cedar]

on mobile? or PC with mods?

[blissful berry]

pc with mods but all mods turned off

[timid cedar]

doesn't matter, steamodded breaks achievements

[blissful berry]

oh huh

[timid cedar]

there is a mod to re-enable them though, somewhere in #1209506514763522108

[blissful berry]

hmm

[azure veldt]

wild

[nimble bay]

isnt there any brazilian in this server? 🙃

[white bolt]

yo ts so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

[slim pivot]

Rainbow

[white bolt]

polychrome healed me❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

this the build rn

[hushed basalt]

Yo

Serious question

If I get a negative tag

[jolly talon]

Embarking user 😭

[hushed basalt]

And in the shop, I have the negative

And I reroll the shop

Do I lose the negative?

Or another card becomes negative?

[jolly talon]

Urs

Yes

[hushed basalt]

Ah, alright

So if I get the negative tag I get the joker I get

I can't reroll till I get what I want

[jolly talon]

Yah

[hushed basalt]

Got it

[jolly talon]

Just

Take the negative

It's something

[hushed basalt]

No, I'm not playing rn

I was just thinking about it

Nvm I just opened the game

[jolly talon]

Just a tip brah

[hushed basalt]

Yea, ik

That's why I asked

Tho this run hasn't given me any negs

yet

[white bolt]

Run ovah

[white bolt]

hurts

[glass brook]

mythical joker pull

[raw crystal]

Woah, there's a lot of Balatro in your blue light

[raw crystal]

I like banana 🍌

[gentle kernel]

ez plant

[raw crystal]

Does the computer have the foil effect or what?

Why is it so blue?😅

What do you think of my combo?

[jolly talon]

I want you.

Also a bigger score would come from the brainstorm copying photo

Unless ur jjst fine and going for lucky card hits

[wraith wharf]

I should ping doc right now

I found the perfect one

[raw crystal]

Bruh

[jolly talon]

Bocchi!

[raw crystal]

Hello Bochi 👋

I didn't know you played Balatro too.

[wraith wharf]

Hello people from the non animated world

[wraith wharf]

Yeah yeah I am an anime girl of culture

[raw crystal]

Ah, I got it.

[jolly talon]

10 ton man behind the screen btw

Tehee

[raw crystal]

I like "culture" 😏

[raw crystal]

Could be...

[jolly talon]

Same to YOU!!

[wraith wharf]

[raw crystal]

You scared me

[wraith wharf]

I was scared too

[jolly talon]

Carrot from one piece

Adorable character

[raw crystal]

Appearances are deceptive

[raw crystal]

I don't know her...

[raw crystal]

I don't find it very adorable...

[jolly talon]

She is adorable. Just not in that drawing

[jolly talon]

Great anime btw

[raw crystal]

This game is over; It was a few hours ago.

[jolly talon]

Oh

That's a shame

[raw crystal]

I got about 9 million points on my highest hand

It's not my best hand

[jolly talon]

Omg kita is kitaing in ur pfp!!

[jolly talon]

What eas

[raw crystal]

My best hand is e11 (if I remember correctly)

[jolly talon]

Oooo cool!!

I've yet to hit my first e

[raw crystal]

What is your best hand?

[wraith wharf]

Man this trading card is so beautiful

[wraith wharf]

Forming the bocchi crew right now

[jolly talon]

I think 90 billion

[raw crystal]

Yes

[raw crystal]

Wow, not bad at all!

[jolly talon]

Yay tyty

I appreciate that

Kita

From

Bocchi

[wraith wharf]

Yall should not worry about best hands by now, in some time you will be reaching Es constantly and the score will keep on increasing every time

[raw crystal]

It's not that common to build a deck that allows you to reach the e constantly.

Unless you're Roffle Lite

[wraith wharf]

More common than you think - whit stake gives plenty of opportunity to do so

And it is so fun

[raw crystal]

Yes it is fun!

[wraith wharf]

Feeling your improvement over time is one of the best feelings of balatro

[raw crystal]

The fire 🔥🔥🔥

The sounds 🎶🎶🎶

[wraith wharf]

Number grows bigger

[raw crystal]

The... The... The...

[wraith wharf]

Just like its supposed to

[raw crystal]

THE BIGGEST NUMBER EVER!!!

[wraith wharf]

I have yet to reach naneinf, the dau I do will be legendary

So exciting to get good runs

[raw crystal]

I have never reached naneinf

Wait for me, I'll be right back

afk mode activated

[wraith wharf]

EVERY TIME something happens, the pure joy of the straight :O face is ummesurable

legendary seed pull by mr john balatro

canio is just there for the sticker

dont mind him

[raw crystal]

I returned

[wraith wharf]

(also the trading card is natural)

[raw crystal]

Canio, in my opinion, is not the best legendary

[raw crystal]

Is Balatro modded?

[wraith wharf]

WAIT TF I GOT TRADING CARD AND CANIO SYNERGY THIS WHOLE TIME AND I DID NOT NOTICE

[raw crystal]

Could be

[wraith wharf]

only the joker status

[raw crystal]

Why is Photo blue?

[raw crystal]

By reading you can know its status (I think)

[wraith wharf]

bp and brainstorm mod, forgot about it

[wraith wharf]

yeah you can it is just easier like this

[raw crystal]

I prefer the "vanilla" experience of games

I think it's more fun to play without mods.

[wraith wharf]

tbh i dont really like the bp and bt mod, its supposed to be easier to see but it kinda confuses me

[wraith wharf]

me too, these mods dont change the gameplay at all

[raw crystal]

Ah, I understand. It's just decorative.

[wraith wharf]

yup

[raw crystal]

Babababababababababababababa

[wraith wharf]

toooootututootutotutoootutu

[raw crystal]

Babababababababababababababa

[wraith wharf]

[raw crystal]

X: How many runs have you lost for The Plant?
Me: countless

[wraith wharf]

more than i shouldve

[raw crystal]

[wraith wharf]

always wanted to lose gold stake like this

also just figured out that copying the canio was better than the photo

watch as i win

i did not

gg

5PUU6771 for negative eternal rental trading card seekers like me

[slim junco]

Is that 2 bocchi pfps?

[zenith wadi]

My dad got balatro for the switch and it came with these cards

[main dune]

sybau

poker and more cards?

[sonic field]

never tried the egg with the dagger lol (dont mind my jokers or the fact that iits white stakes)

[zenith wadi]

Ye

[wraith wharf]

John bocchi and John kita

[ancient radish]

after 2 months of training and finishing every deck on gold my time has come fellas brothers

[wraith wharf]

Good luck soldier

[slim junco]

It feels slightly overrated honestly

[ancient radish]

mann this deck is so ass

[wraith wharf]

Tbh kinda seems like it, but this deck for gold stake looks VERY harsh

[slim junco]

I guess I have like 250h in the game but I never had too big issues with black deck gold stake

[ancient radish]

funny i have the exact amount of hours

skill issue i guess

[slim junco]

I really dont know many hours I have cause mobile player tho

[desert peak]

Does anyone have seeds that contain perkeo, eternal Baron, and eternal mime perchance?

[slim junco]

Yeah look at doc's videos

[wraith wharf]

You get one less dolla every round, so the "benefit" of the extra joker becomes anything but another thing to worry about (that besides the obvious one less hand)

This is only until you get set for early and late game tho, the rest is cool

[slim junco]

It is a really hard deck

[desert peak]

I watch drspectered. I was thinking one with like earlier appearances

[ornate cove]

I paid yt premium

No

[sonic field]

crazy start lol

[ornate cove]

now I can't stop paying

Yt premium is the best membership

[slim junco]

Its true

[rugged abyss]

This seed changed on me so much. Failed at first but saw potential with wee and now I have trib after tediously getting a lot of 2's 😐

[wraith wharf]

We know you are from youtube, no need to hide it

[ancient radish]

yup dead on turn 2, just as good as remembered

[ornate cove]

u got me

[slim junco]

I've played so much black deck that when I was watching a balatro video today I was so confused why they had 4 hands

[ornate cove]

I like balatro vids

[wraith wharf]

I havent gotten trib in a soul for so long

Kinda depressing tbh

[ornate cove]

did u know there are theories of balatro lore?

Jimbo is the dealer

[wraith wharf]

[ornate cove]

That's why he talks with us

[slim junco]

Why is there lore

[ornate cove]

There isn't

Just theories

[slim junco]

Good. Stay that way

[ornate cove]

yup

[latent sierra]

Just joined the server

[ornate cove]

Well, I am not sure if there are many rogue likes w lore

[latent sierra]

Here's how ill introduce myself

[ornate cove]

balatro has changed my life

[latent sierra]

Facts

It has become my life

[ornate cove]

I breath balatro

I live balatro

[latent sierra]

I am balatro

[ornate cove]

If I had a son, I would call him full house

I am

balatro balatrez

[ancient radish]

what about a girl?

[ornate cove]

And I am playing balatro

[hearty acorn]

There’s no way to get ancient joker to stay on one suit, right?

[ornate cove]

heart q

Or

flush

[latent sierra]

Flush is fire

W name

[timid cedar]

it will change to any of the 4 suits no matter what you do

[rugged abyss]

Real. It's always canio or the other one

Also, am I weird for this? I keep a list of the good seeds I've had in my notes app

[patent flame]

Nope

I do understand keeping seeds with legendaries

[flint trellis]

Hello, does anyone have any advice on how to get through the red pit on the yellow pit ?

[unique karma]

i just did the most boring balatro build in the world

I scored e11 with this shit

at least I got a level 90 pair

that was decently funny

but besides, photochad pair build with the constelation on top

[patent flame]

The setup process was definitely fun though

[alpine mango]

aa which one should I choose now

[unique karma]

i almost lost to the plant but then the blueprint with abstract joker came at the last second to save me

[patent flame]

Faceless for more money

[alpine mango]

Should I replace the Devious joker with the face card one? I’m still short on a +mult source atm

[patent flame]

Replace devious

[unique karma]

you already rich bud get even richer

[alpine mango]

mhm

[unique karma]

getting my save deleted was a surprising gateway of having a lot of fun with the videogame

it's like i am playing the baby steps all over again but all the knowladge I've gotten has helped me have a pretty good time

I don't need to sweat over this game anymore I can just have a good time and do silly stuff

I got my first gold stake re-win with this shit

[jaunty monolith]

Hi

[unique karma]

one of my first 4 jokers to get a golden sticker was god damn fortune teller

[hushed basalt]

NOOOOOOO

[unique karma]

oof

[hushed basalt]

[unique karma]

black deck moment

[trim plank]

help im trying to beat green stakes for the first time and im trying to do it on green deck i seem to just keep losing should i try a different deck or what

this is like my 13th time losing

on this deck and stake

[unique karma]

try blue or red, they are not braindead but I feel like they are easier than green

[hushed basalt]

YEEESSSSSSSSS

[unique karma]

pog

jimbo smiled on you my friend

[hushed basalt]

[unique karma]

If you are very used to green deck be my guest but gold stakes can get consistent in the 3 common decks if you: focus on econ+flat mult early game - find a good scalable xmult joker mid game or focus entirely on xmult scoring for late game

and get a lot of hand levels

I am not the biggest expert but I got a decent share of gold stakes on most decks so if that helps

[hushed basalt]

Jimbo is good

[zenith wadi]

I’ve beat it with green deck

[rustic harness]

I'm Balatro

[zenith wadi]

Blue stake is hard to do tho

With green deck but I’m getting better

[lofty stump]

💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[zenith wadi]

Damn

[hushed basalt]

FUCK YOU BLACK DECK

I FINALLY WON

[weary junco]

Hi,I was wondering what the highest ante some of you have gotten.

I just finished a run and got to ante 24

[hushed basalt]

gg

[ancient radish]

holy shit guys unless something really stupid happens next im about to become the balatro

[wary plover]

The r34 of balatro exist, wtf.

[hushed basalt]

hmm

say gex?

[ancient radish]

i did became the balatro

[wary plover]

Yea Jimbo Say gex.

[hushed basalt]

If it ain´t blueprint x mime I ain´t interested

[wary plover]

Is better blueprint x brainstorm.

[ancient radish]

man blueprint kissing brainstorm is truly peak in humanity

thanks peru

[wary plover]

Real.

[sinful quarry]

gf jus broke up wit me, glad I got balatro ❤️

[alpine mango]

should I choose swashbuckler over supernova ;-; I feel like swashbuckler is more consistent & reliable, but supernova adds up for the straight hands later on so idk

[hushed basalt]

tru

[wary plover]

PEAK.

I love it.

[hazy ruin]

is the pc game any different from the mobile noe

one*

[sinful quarry]

nope, it's just u can't have mods in mobile from what I know

pocketable balatro >>

[visual jetty]

Runner is genuinely broken on plasma deck I just won orange and gold stake plasma in the same day

[wanton steeple]

Technically possible to install mods mobile but only with the save importor with balatro mobile maker

But alot of mods don't work yet

[trim plank]

newbie here, white stakes zodiac what do

[wanton steeple]

I've managed to get smod working that's it

Was hoping could get the multiplayer mod so I could play multiplayer

[random lily]

me when i love tv be like..

[wanton steeple]

Was is love TV out of the loop on this shitpost

[lofty stump]

I didnt hit my flush🥀

Btw i had a blood stone perishable

[spice patrol]

TIL you cant buy nat negatives when you have above the joker limit

[wanton steeple]

Just draw the flush next time

[deft umbra]

why is baltro so addicitve? js bought this game some hours ago and am sumhow fkin addicted

[ancient radish]

just goty stuff

[nova shore]

roguelikes:

[hazy musk]

m

[nova shore]

not again

spanish chat already? its too early

[proven crane]

hola

[split rose]

It ended a few blinds later. But it's still a win!

[cerulean vessel]

anyone got the what is bill gates listening to meme and it's balatro?

[spring sphinx]

This AND i already passed the plant. Im unbeatable

[crude dune]

Hola

[glass brook]

ok ty game

[crude dune]

[crude dune]

Cómo haces eso

[restive goblet]

anyone know if there's a way to replay the tutorial? my girlfriend is interested in playing but she fully does not grasp the concept of the game and i'm a bad teacher

[light hare]

latro

[glass brook]

you can create another profile ingame

[lofty stump]

I’ve seen people select a line of cards really fast and i was wonder if there was keybind or way to do it that fast cus idk how

[nova shore]

mod: Handy

[valid badge]

Whats balala

[restive goblet]

i don't think this triggers the tutorial, unfortunately ☹️

[valid badge]

Once installed enable it in settings and works hoding left click outside the playing cards then dragging it

[restive goblet]

it does not, just tried

not sure why i asked here instead of googling haha but in case anyone else is wondering, unfortunately the only way to redo it is to manually, fully delete your save file

[vital rover]

Oh.....

What do i kill

Nvm the crafty

[urban coral]

NOOOOO

[vital rover]

Lol, i hate this amber

800 points left

[urban coral]

oof

i died to verdant

played a four of a kind since i didnt find any five

but ig it didnt work out

[vital rover]

I was aboe to do 8000 points

But rip

Insane

[urban coral]

i think ima try aim towards flush five

no way i failed

the jokers in the shop were so ahh

[ancient radish]

just to share this cuz it felt really NASTY

[fading hatch]

i can't believe that jen mod for balatro is gone. like the download zip is done, i was so ready to play it because i have been seeing some youtubers play it and it seemed fun.

[sinful quarry]

Can a mathematician calculate the minimum amount of money needed for rerolls to see every possible shop? 🤞

[silver nymph]

am i assuming no overstock vouchers?

[sinful quarry]

max overstock vouchers, all editions

reroll starts at 5

[wanton steeple]

Man I can't wait until I gold sticker everything

So I can do white stake runs again for naneinf

Then my save will be completed

Plasma with straight build using runner seems to be my best way of getting some of these jokers lol

Runner and wee are broken AF on plasma

[oblique hound]

Wee with chad mmm

[wanton steeple]

Wee even without Chad it pretty good on plasma

If u can get enough deaths to 4/5 2s early

To guarantee early 2s

[vital rover]

Double throwback speedrun

i literally did everything so fast lol

SYRDL6P4

[wise plaza]

blueprint number 6

[vital rover]

Danm thats pretty good

[urban coral]

is this seeded

[wise plaza]

unseeded

two ectos, natural negative blueprint, dna negative from skip

[vital rover]

difficult decision

Ez plasma deck

[silver nymph]

(((150 joker) * (5 editions)) + (22 tarot) + (12 planet)) choose 4 = 15621558876 total possible shops (assuming no spectral cards or playing cards, and assuming no showman)

[oblique hound]

Beanless????

[wise plaza]

ya no bean, hand size is all in the DNA

[oblique hound]

I guess this ain't getting to ante 39 though

[silver nymph]

if you start with $5 rerolls, you need an average of (0.5x + 5.5 = 15621558876) => x = $31243117741 to get all shops

[oblique hound]

Not enough firepower

Well

Maybe with forcing le funny serpant

But ante 32s a problem

[sinful quarry]

holy shit, you're goated

yo, thank you so much honestly

🙏

[urban coral]

wut

[silver nymph]

the question was how much money do you need to see all possible shops

[urban coral]

o

thats confusing

im dumb

[silver nymph]

mood

[urban coral]

how did u figure that out

[silver nymph]

for each of the 4 slots, there's 150*5 + 22 + 12 things that can fit in them

[urban coral]

smartass

[silver nymph]

150 jokers * 5 editions, then add tarots and planets

oh i didn't ask if order mattered

if it doesn't then my number is too high sdfghsdfg

anyway you choose 4 of those by doing (x) * (x - 1) * (x - 2) * (x - 3) since they all have to be different without showman—there's x things to choose from the first time, then x-1 the second since you can't pick the same thing again, etc

(if you don't care what order they're in, after this step you divide by the permutation group of 4, or 4! = 24)

[urban coral]

did u make maths

[silver nymph]

dfgsdfg

the 0.5x + 5.5 is because rerolls start at $5 and increase by 1

oh except i did that wrong sdfgsdfgs it should be quadratic

one sec

it's 0.5x^2 + 4.5x, so you actually need 0.5x^2 + 4.5x where x = 15621558876, which gives you 1.220165509284642e20

which is in the realm of "oh dear that's a lot of money"

sdkjfgsdfhgsdfh

[wise plaza]

What math is this? 150*5+22+12 = 784 possible items, seeing 4 per shop is 196, however that doesn't account for rarity and frequency of jokers, tarot, etc

Joker rarity and edition frequency is a lot more complex then just assuming everything is equally likely

[silver nymph]

oh good point

idk how to do that math then

or i do but i'm too lazy to look up joker rarity and edition frequency and do all the math sdfgsdfg

[copper bridge]

ok, so im basically playing balatro while waiting for some call center to answer me, I had a yurik with 9x mult, they gave me a very very idiotic answer and out of madness I didnt realise I delete the card with spectre pack. What is the best way I can cry myself to sleep now?

[wise plaza]

e.g. negative is 0.3% chance, rare is 5% chance so a rare negative is 0.015% chance

so every 6,666 jokers will hit that, with 4 jokers per shop it would be 1666 shops to see one if shops only had jokers, but they 20/28 by default for jokers, so you need about 2333 shops to see one negative rare

I think typically with a really good economy I manage about 1500 rerolls into endless naneinf runs

[wanton steeple]

Burnt and chaos added to the gold stickers

Oh and reserve parking tagged along

Forgor

[wise plaza]

I gave up on gold stickers too fiddly I stopped finding it fun

[wanton steeple]

If u look at it as playing the lottery

The longer you play eventually you'll win something

It's all rng

Just gotta wait for the seed

[fading hatch]

i want to go lucky cat but idk what to replace

[wanton steeple]

Depends what ante

Probably get rid of Chad

[fading hatch]

ante 6

[wanton steeple]

Let dusk do ur retriggers

Get rid of chad

[fading hatch]

ok thanks

[wanton steeple]

Dusk will retrigger all cards in ur last hand

Chad only does the first

More chance for proc

[valid badge]

i won with half a joker on gold stake

[fading hatch]

welp i just lost due to me not getting any of my face cards even though half of my deck is filled with them

[waxen skiff]

i won

:D

i win for the first time

and i got a whole lot of jokers

[graceful tree]

anyone here wanna play the poker night discord activity?

we need at least 4 people tho

[waxen skiff]

yea sure

i might have difficulty connecting tho but im up for it

wtf

[broken echo]

That should be one of the legendary jokers

[proven crane]

im going through it today

[worthy nexus]

what happened to chill chat

[cobalt falcon]

I am ready to C++ finally

Got gold stake badges on all legendaries and rares

[fading hatch]

replace space joker for sock?

or should i do hanging shad

[mortal lichen]

probably yeah, space goes

[cobalt falcon]

Once I will C++ I think I will stop playing balatro guys

[fading hatch]

ok thanks

[mortal lichen]

don't lie to yourself

source: I'm going for C+ on mobile

it's still so fun to play on downtime augh

[cobalt falcon]

Not lying bro, I honestly finding it stressful after a while

[mortal lichen]

as opposed to satisfying? huh

[cobalt falcon]

Gold stake really changed my prospective

[mortal lichen]

it wasn't until some way through the C++ grind that I felt like I could consistently do gold stakes and that's when the game felt the best it ever did for me

[tight kettle]

Once you C++ you can make your own games 😏

[mortal lichen]

I think I had maybe five or six runs when I didn't sticker anything but like... I couldn't be mad

because they were still satisfying wins

[cobalt falcon]

We will see once I hit C++

16 stickers left

[fading hatch]

i replaced space for sock, but now there is a blue print, so do i replace chad for blue print

[cobalt falcon]

Btw my last run with Yorick was a joke

Too easy

[rare dragon]

Seeker seeker

[wispy flower]

After loosing to the needle 2 times in a row, i finally managed to beat the red deck

[sharp compass]

What I do for the needle is to check if I can beat the small blind in one hand, if I can't then I either try to get better stuff or I give up as I get closer to my fate

[devout jewel]

@tame sphinx

@tame sphinx 𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻

[drifting parcel]

chat

i suck at balatro

[soft rover]

I'm on mobile, and i just unlocked gold stake, then whenever I open the game again, its locked. I hope im not the only one

Is this a bug? Bc I spend hours trying to unlock it

[thorny niche]

me too

[stable isle]

Did you know that Balatro is based off a true story?

In 1923, a public jester named Jim Bo walked into a casino to play poker. He was acquainted with his friends who were a mime, a baron, and then a few other guys who were either dressed in napkins or painted blue. He placed a bet of a few thousand dollars and began. The cards were drawn slowly, and a few of the deck's kings showed up. After being dealt his hand, it appeared he had only gotten a high card, the lowest-ranked hand in the game. Despite the seemingly bad hand, his friends were able to multiply his chips exponentially, creating more chips on the table than atoms in the universe.

Jim walked out of the casino with his riches and vowed to never put it on the line again.

[waxen skiff]

be me
discord barely works, banned from roblox
try some steam games
try balatro
win white stake and red stake not shortly after
amazement.jpeg

[stable isle]

I have never been banned for anything on roblox

idk how you guys even do it

[tulip tusk]

almost there

only purple+orange+gold left for anaglyph

[fading girder]

he types like hes on reddit

what u can expect

[stable isle]

that's 4chan actually

but I guess reddit stole that style

[fading girder]

same trash for braindead ppl

[patent flame]

Two platforms for degens

[dense jasper]

HELP.

WTF DO I TAKE.

[patent flame]

What hand type are u playing

If ur playing straights with fib that's killable

[uneven edge]

cavendish

[minor geyser]

Does anyone know how many cryptids I’d need to score naneif?

[mortal mauve]

Lol

[limpid sparrow]

1 negativonaut, 1 blue joke, 1 negative jimbo, 1 bluebrint, 1 hologram, 2 throwbacks! NOW SHUT THE #$%* UP!

[stuck garden]

bro idk how i even won this one

[wise plaza]

seems suspicous

[lapis gale]

How you banned from Roblox 😭😭😭

[wise plaza]

<@&1133519078540185692> this looks awfully suspcious, probably should be removed before anyone falls for this

[stable isle]

yeah this has "VIRUS" written all over it

[daring dagger]

It says wix site

[stable isle]

oh no

[daring dagger]

I think it's fine

[stable isle]

but you download a zip with an exe

[inner tiger]

Oh

[daring dagger]

OH

Yeah nvm

[wise plaza]

already reported it to wix, virus total has it on a few things

[stable isle]

here it is in the flesh 😭

[inner tiger]

Def a virus?

[dull ocean]

yea i wouldnt run that

[vernal tartan]

Are you scared of any link that isnt one word long

[wise plaza]

not definate but sus

https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/f44123f6b11b3809001b864e00a0b77fcc36ef2839527dc1c0ff33471de7efe8/behavior

[dull ocean]

the issue is downloading a zip file, not the link 😭

[vernal tartan]

Oh mb there’s a dl

[stable isle]

also this is most certainly AI

[dull ocean]

kinda wanna run it on a vm to see what it does

but i'm in bed and the link is gone :(

[young bolt]

Mustard should be a video game------->

[spring sphinx]

Cerulean bell got nothin on me

[merry silo]

Such a good run RIP

[valid badge]

Luchador

[agile void]

i did NOT know photochad is powerful with a few copying jokers lmao

[patent flame]

Copy 1 on chad

[agile void]

alr

HOLY SHIT

insane i was able to reach 1 million with a non enhanced face card

now i need to get something to develop my numbered cards in case plant shows up

[wise plaza]

flagged as a trojan more of the files inside
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/bdd7267ebc2d4ddcbeae765c594eff6b9b389fe07fd17f6caf7080c467d4e15a/detection

[agile void]

ok why did i jinx myself

50 MILLION

im having so much fun

oh shit i think i flunked my run

aww im an idiot

i swear if i made my drivers license work before that blind i coulda made it (i chose an edition card instead of an enhanced card)

[cloud phoenix]

ankh...

[crude girder]

Cooked

[green sparrow]

Perfect

[crude girder]

!?

[barren geyser]

Chat are Joker pools in the shop a thing?

I feel like every seed has its own pool of Jokers that can appear in the shop but i cant find if this is true on the internet

[timid cedar]

kinda, every seed has a set order that the jokers will spawn in from the various different joker spawning methods (the same is true of the consumables)

but they are split into each of the different antes (at least for the shop spawns)

[main dune]

ez

[timid cedar]

ante 1 has a set shop order already queued up, meaning any shops within ante 1 will follow that path. (if you reroll the first shop, you get the same stuff as you would in the second shop if you hadn't rerolled)

[rich shale]

SHOULD I DO IT

[timid cedar]

upon reaching the next ante, this queue changes

[green sparrow]

Ankh blue

Joker

[barren geyser]

Oooooh
That makes sense, I like it

Thanks

[rich shale]

Bludddd

[green sparrow]

What???

[rich shale]

💀💀💀💀

[green sparrow]

What bro

Ankh blue joker!!!

[timid cedar]

the blue joker is the joker that isn't yellow or red, hope that helps

[rich shale]

ANKH WHO

[timid cedar]

the blue one

[green sparrow]

Blue joker

[rich shale]

🗿

[agile void]

is there a red joker

[timid cedar]

this lil guy looks pretty red

[agile void]

sweet

[limpid sparrow]

He's for hearts

[celest jetty]

On a flight rn and could use some run inspo. Can someone give me a deck and a hand type to play pls?

[green sparrow]

Ghost deck flush house

[meager plank]

Who fw the forces

[celest jetty]

Ooooh. I'll try to pull it off, thanks!

[meager remnant]

finally.

lost at violet vessel...

[merry silo]

I hate that damn plant

[molten horizon]

What do I choose?

[valid badge]

Photo

[light hare]

latro

[granite jackal]

photo a good choice

[unique mulch]

gm chat

[glad oriole]

what does rhis say

[proud osprey]

Holograma y retro la mejor combinación

[agile fog]

Yes

[proud osprey]

Me acordé que me salieron esos dos junto a plano y lluvia de ideas

Ufff

[agile fog]

Waos

[proud osprey]

Holograma X6 el lluvia de ideas X6 y plano x6

[glad oriole]

um

rule 2 :<

[proud osprey]

Qu

[glad oriole]

man

[queen escarp]

the voices...

[unique karma]

blue deck is objectivelly better than red deck in almost any way but man do I love discarding

[agile fog]

No.

[unique karma]

mime is like one of the best jokers in the game, if you have a free joker slot you should take it

[glad oriole]

its good but not one of the best

[unique karma]

is it just me o discarding just feels better than playing hands as discards

[glad oriole]

lel

[glad oriole]

because it takes less time, probably

[unique karma]

yea probably

[unique karma]

mime is scoring, econ and hand leveling all in one joker

[glad oriole]

this is true, but it requires setup so its worth considering not picking up to save money early

[unique karma]

it requires a bit of setup but if you have one tarot generation joker it's an easy dub

[spring sphinx]

YIPIEEE

FUCKIN JOKER

I hate getting 400 bucks

[glad oriole]

this is true

[spring sphinx]

I basically cheated and used anagliph deck

On money doublers etc

[unique karma]

still a great econ joker in the early game if you get like 2 gold cards up

[glad oriole]

yea

plus gold cards are worth getting anyway

[glad oriole]

dont get me wrong i’m taking mime if i know i can survive

[unique karma]

I normally build my runs arround 3-4 scoring jonklers and 1-2 suport ones

[unique karma]

with that mentality mime is an always take for me

[molten horizon]

La aguja me arruinó incontables partidad

[agile fog]

a

[agile fog]

Me quede sin momazos balatreros

[molten horizon]

Yo aún tengo como 6190220

[agile fog]

Si me dejas te los voy a robar

[unique karma]

oof

[hazy field]

lucky cat no dice all retrigger

[wanton steeple]

Fixed my GPU I can play balatro again

No more 100°c temps

[wanton steeple]

I've lost by 1 single chip before

The most I wanna punch my screen moment ever

[lofty dock]

how play online?

[hazy timber]

I haven’t played Balatro in ages haha

[tulip tusk]

the f is this build

[patent flame]

Thanks alot bro

[wanton steeple]

High card build

Until plant go brrrr

[tulip tusk]

didn't get plant'ed

already at ante 8

[wraith wharf]

Just got this yesterday but with a canio and a natural negative eternal rental trading card lmao

Second time I ever got that build, reccomend it a lot

[tulip tusk]

11/10 would definitely try again

[grim mist]

i swear i keep seeing these non-english balatro memes and they feel way funnier because i dont understand anything

[alpine mango]

sigh

[wanton steeple]

What's the best build for a gold stake run with stuntman

I've tried everything but I'm always just a tad short

Even plasma can't get it to work

[lofty dock]

thoughts?

[wanton steeple]

Is it scoring

[lofty dock]

yes

[uneven edge]

pairs

chips are more than sorted so you’d want to focus on mult

[crude girder]

If I were you I think I'd actually explode

[quick moat]

By your own volition or with external materials

I’m curious

[crude girder]

The former

[jolly talon]

Ren pfp!!

[quick moat]

[crude girder]

My body would suddenly have the ability to be a bomb

[quick moat]

Dude is an angry bird

[jolly talon]

Horrid scoring without any other mult

Gonna be needing a solid way to score other than baseball card

Like bloodstone

[strange meadow]

wtf is the "GOON" server tag hell naw

[urban coral]

awww still crazy tho cus im new

[jolly talon]

Or vamp

[wanton steeple]

[wanton steeple]

Then you gaming

[craggy breach]

Yo I can use some help

I have the official balatro mobile app

And apparently I have to pay another $15 just to play modded balatro.

That seems stupid