🎙・server-chat

[latent hemlock]

Oh wait

[cunning gull]

The plant

[latent hemlock]

Lemme guess

Plant?

CALLED ITTTTTT

[cunning gull]

[latent hemlock]

AAAAAAAH

PLEASE I BEG YOU

[cunning gull]

SCARE JUMP

[halcyon sequoia]

Alright chat 5 AM ch 5 deltarune weird route predictions because I can't sleep

Goobers

[main moon]

whatif nane inf wasnt nane it was just inf and the nane is a lie

[halcyon sequoia]

Holy fucking shit is that maxlevelidot BTD6

[main moon]

maybe

i wish

[quartz nimbus]

I wish

[magic swan]

easy

[errant sundial]

[mortal lichen]

um ankhtually

[wild lily]

3 fingers 🔥

[mortal lichen]

that's eight fingers

[wild lily]

oops mb

[eager cradle]

Does this do anything? 😭

[mortal lichen]

no?

[eager cradle]

I thought it would give you 3 fingers

[mortal lichen]

I mean I have an extra hand

[wild lily]

u are legally dis- changed my mind im not gonna finish that joke

[mortal lichen]

this is why they call me the Jokers baybeeeee

[autumn lynx]

Random question, can magic trick voucher appear ante 1??

[wild lily]

yes

[mortal lichen]

you need illusion first

[autumn lynx]

No, i dont even have illusion unlocked and I have used this before

[mortal lichen]

so I don't think so even if you heiroglyph ante 1

oh it's the other way around

then yeah, you can see it ante 1 I think

[autumn lynx]

I am so close to finishing my collection just need 2 vouchers unlocked and 2 jokers

Which are rough gem, onyx agate, illusion, and whatever is after hone

[mortal lichen]

illusion and antimatter, I presume?

[autumn lynx]

I have antimatter

[mortal lichen]

oh yeah, glow up

[timid cedar]

no ante restrictions on vouchers, and technically if you do the time based glitch with heiro and a voucher skip tag into petro, you could get a different tier 2 voucher in ante 1

[mortal lichen]

antimatter is notoriously hard to find

[autumn lynx]

Or magic deck or zodiac, today I got planet tycoon ante 1

[timid cedar]

or that, but that's lame

[autumn lynx]

Ye lol

[timid cedar]

no glitches in sight

[autumn lynx]

Only 22k score?? Lame

[coral pebble]

What is the best option here

[timid cedar]

Certificate could provide some red seals or purple seals, and chad is a common so you could get it again later if needed

[wild lily]

u dont need chad
cert doesnt work well with throwback
so its the other 2 options

[timid cedar]

just getting a few cards from certificate could be great

any seal helps in the long run

[wild lily]

well its white stake so cert doesnt like change much
but if u want to do endless then sure go for cert

[coral pebble]

alr

got it

Should I get DNA?

i think im talking in the wrong channel

[autumn lynx]

Probably, but idk what u should sell, maybe cert

[timid cedar]

here's fine

[wild lily]

again same thing with cert

[coral pebble]

going for endless now, wish me luck 🗣🗣🗣

[analog ravine]

where can i get an older version of steammodded?

nvm

[bright depot]

😭😭

[viscid ember]

yo genuine question: is it normal to have like a 15+ loss streak on black deck? i thought ts aint hard on white stake and i even have 109 jokers unlocked but i keep getting to ante 7 or 8 until a violet vessel or blinds like the pillar kick me in the ass 😭

[rotund herald]

Hi chat

[timid cedar]

black deck is designed to be the most difficult deck, simply due to -1 hand being so detrimental and the deck's benefit not coming into play until halfway through the run

[rotund herald]

And yes
Black deck is horrible

Btw do I sell brainstorm here

[timid cedar]

baron doesn't really play nice with your setup

[viscid ember]

alright so im not tripping lol

[rotund herald]

But I have steel kings

Some
._.

[timid cedar]

you also have photochad and sock, all of which require you to play the very cards baron would require you to hold

[rotund herald]

Baron only requires kings tho
I have lucky queens too

Actually let me just send a screenshot of the deck

Brb

[timid cedar]

the actual cards in play aren't the issue, it's that one strat wants you to play as many as possible, and the other wants you to play as few as possible

[rotund herald]

Oh I have high card upgraded

It's the highest rn

[timid cedar]

what is the base mult compared to a hand like 4oak or 5oak (if you've played it)

[rotund herald]

Umm let me check :D

[timid cedar]

Also, you can't really pivot to a baron strat from here, 3 of your 5 slots (ignoring business) are eternal and fixed away from working with baron

[rotund herald]

It's at 55x6

I haven't played 4oak

Or 5oak

[rotund herald]

That's fair

[timid cedar]

regardless, right now, brainstorm is x16, baron is maybe 17x if you play 1 card and have 7 kings in hand

[final galleon]

I’m part of the unseeded naninf club now : )

[timid cedar]

you have options to make the retriggers better, but not room to make baron better

[rotund herald]

Hmm okay

I'll trust you

Thanks

This sucks tho

Because I also got a soul and DNA before this 😭

Godly seed

[final galleon]

Like 5 invis jokers before ante 8, seed was absurd (plus an ante 1 or two perkeo)

[pallid hawk]

are we being fr

[harsh path]

black deck, which one?

[rotund herald]

I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE BARON DAMN IT

[rotund herald]

Blueprint always

S tier for a reason

[hushed basin]

Bruh

[vivid palm]

yeah game im playing face cards dont need to try and force me

[patent flame]

Mythical pull

[rose tinsel]

guys is this super rare

I've heard some guys talkin abt it here

[lament lantern]

who sends photos of a girl online that they aint dating 😭

[timid cedar]

it's certainly not common, but it's also not the rarest thing

[hidden vale]

😭

the wall is horrible

[brittle smelt]

Mhm face cards

[long cave]

hey guys

which deck is better to get a voucher in specific?

i just need to get money tree to complete my collection

[timid cedar]

Anaglyph i guess since you can stock up of double tags and take a voucher skip tag

No other deck is really better suited for that

[long cave]

ok, do i buy all the other vouchers when i can or what?

[wild lily]

sure, but u want to always have decent econ to afford both seed money and money tree when its your choice

[timid cedar]

It helps, sure, but only buying the second tier vouchers actually clears slots to make it ‘easier’ for money tree to spawn

[long cave]

ok

[vivid palm]

ok this has to be the run

im still at ante 10

[wild lily]

is watchin

[patent flame]

Good build

[shy dove]

this is why men scare me

[bold thistle]

Not today, The Plant™

[timid cloak]

why do you have jimbo

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy wed, hope you guys have a good one

[long cave]

finally, i made it

[leaden veldt]

What should I do

[long cave]

buy the pack, on this point, having a joker on the start is a must have

[leaden veldt]

K

[lament lantern]

never seen this boss b4 btw 😭

the seed knew bro 💔

[long cave]

if you have a lot of money, try to do anything else, if not, just play

[lament lantern]

nono im fine i have a goated build im just saying lol

just ironic how i play flush 20+ times then get that boss

[long cave]

oh, just play then

[wheat bay]

Guys what’s better here? Scary or smiley face? Playing kings glass card and I dunno.. I think I need some fiches?

[wild lily]

now do u have gud base mult or not

[wheat bay]

Mmh I think I’ll play high card but the only multiplier is the glass 2x

High card level 1 lol

[wild lily]

so no cause smiley is replacing your low base mult with a decently high mult

[wheat bay]

Oh ok, so I need to levelup high card and find some fiches base

Ante 6 btw

Thx btw

[lunar shuttle]

You keep smiley here but holy shit you are this close to a busted photochad build

Like THIS close 🫰

[astral sun]

i hate gold stake sm smsmsmsmsm

[warm vault]

It’s your most played hand at the start of the ante it’s not random

[vital rover]

Dude.

DUDE.

DUDE NO WAY

[lament lantern]

i thought it was a set seed type thing

[barren geyser]

Good morning chat

[deep forum]

After ghost deck which deck should I gold stake?

[deep forum]

Morning hope ur days been great

[bronze plover]

so I'm trying to beat purple stake in yellow deck, anyone have overall strategies in this specific case?

[brisk zinc]

sooooo

would love to sell ancient now but it's eternal

[main moon]

give me your seed

[vital rover]

Alr won but

i dont usually play inf

so i didn't got the seed

[main moon]

man i feel bad for ya

[main moon]

its ok

[brisk zinc]

it's ok i already won

[small kelp]

Sup

[shell lynx]

What is the craziest seed y’all have found naturally?

[shell lynx]

Sup✌️

[small kelp]

[shell lynx]

Y’all wanna see the chicot drawing I made? (Someone commissioned it and I’m not that good at drawing digitally so it’s pretty bad)

[primal prawn]

hell yeah

[shell lynx]

💔

[primal prawn]

W

[shell lynx]

It’s Ahh💔 and I forgot to give my beautiful boy Chicot his red lipstick

[minor iris]

balatro time

hopefully gonna finally get purple stake for red deck

[small hemlock]

I just did a high score of 67B chips, damn

...until the plant decided to say hello

I got 'd man

[wanton steeple]

Guys

My GPU is overheating playing balatro

gotta do a thermal paste replacement

[small hemlock]

Reminds me how naninf crashes the game on ps5 😔

[wanton steeple]

Balatro just to intense

Needs more optimization

[small hemlock]

It's cause of the heavy graphics

[nova shore]

ps5 cant handle balatro??

[small hemlock]

I've tried a seeded naninf with perkeo

More than 158 consumables crashed the game

[nova shore]

bruh

even a brick with a keyboard can handle balatro
-# [maybe not]

[small hemlock]

Using all of them also crashes the game, cause of hand size

Rockstar managed to optimize gta 6 to only 336 mbs

-# ._."

So they have no excuse with this game /s

[mortal lichen]

balala is still pretty gpu intensive

it's those shaders and big maffs

I think it would be possible to optimize it better if it wasn't written in löve

[slim junco]

this gave me a flashback to when I used to play games on my craptop

i can imagine balatro struggling

[analog ravine]

where can i ask for help for crash logs??

[nova shore]

vanilla or mods?

[analog ravine]

mods

[nova shore]

#⚙・modding-general

[analog ravine]

thx

[mortal lichen]

for anyone wondering how [this](#🎙・server-chat message) ended up going, I got shortcut but died to flint

the run might've been redeemable on Saturn alone if not for that

[main dune]

hi

idk english

but i love balatro

hehe

[nova shore]

40% of the fandom:

[main dune]

fr

im new in ts game

but its a damn vice

[wanton steeple]

My issue is my GPU is overheating probably bad airflow

But could be bad thermal paste

isn't really balatro

[main dune]

thats because balatro is GLOBAL

one goty in one year

check my #1155557846805643434
#1392548554840735846

[vital ore]

Hi guys

How is it going ?

[vivid palm]

what a golden spine looks like

[main dune]

fire

[hollow vault]

hi

[rough karma]

Negative perkeo

[hollow vault]

gg

[idle wigeon]

i took this guy in shop 1 intending for him to die very quickly so i could play my hex on the next good joker i found

9 rounds

can he please not

10

pleeease

f i sell him to survive

[kind granite]

HA

[wanton steeple]

I had banana die on me the first round I got it

Then instantly got cavidish

[ornate fable]

My Cavendish died as soon as I beat ante 8 on gold stake, best timing of my life and how the hell did it die

[wanton steeple]

50/50

It happens or it doesn't

[primal sequoia]

Finally i got it and the nanfie unseeded

[primal oak]

Nanfie wtf

Nan.Einf

[primal sequoia]

Oh my native language not eng

[wanton steeple]

Still struggling on c++

Making me realize how garbage a majority these jokers are without being carried by good ones lmao

[grim sundial]

do I get achievements if I use mods?

or do I have to get everything before using them

or how does it work? Is a profile unable to optain any achievements as soon as I start using mods?

[primal sequoia]

Yeah a lot ot them not good expect in some stution

[primal sequoia]

I don't know but if you do that i think no worth

[gentle kernel]

brr

[vivid palm]

ok guys what do i even do now

need some help

[stuck widget]

See wheel click wheel

Funni

[vivid palm]

but...

[gentle kernel]

wheel

[vivid palm]

what if more ecto...

whats worse getting a terminal illness or having both tarot tycoon and planet tycoon?

[wanton steeple]

I like how u got all them but the extra jokers tag lmao

[winged aspen]

guys why does balatro have no audio on my pc

WWWWW

[native onyx]

Have you tried turning your sound up

[winged aspen]

Its just on balatro specifically

[native onyx]

Oh idk, do what that guy said

[winged aspen]

Audio settings on balatro suck u cant even switch outputs

this js really weird

I dont know either brother

im a ps5 player

[minor iris]

hm

HOLY SHMOLEY

what in the world is this luck

[gentle kernel]

second win of the day

[minor iris]

and overstock

[minor iris]

haha and a seltzer :)

[vivid palm]

game gives me everything but what i need

[wanton steeple]

I know that feeling

[vivid palm]

4 voucher tags before ante 8

0 since ante 8 and im at ante 20

next thing i want is just antimatter to throw in a dna so i can actually survive

[agile void]

WHY is jimbo mogging

oh nevermind its all the jokers

[vivid palm]

ok so i shouldnt be able to talk sometimes i guess

[agile void]

i dont think i could survive a run with that mod

[vivid palm]

spending 7k to find a mime or wait for antimatter?

[tame imp]

[vivid palm]

wait why did i even consider it

i cant even take mime

what do i do 😭

[desert peak]

I posted this video a few days ago with an ante 4 naneinf on ghost deck and want to see if the joker selection is based on being on mobile or the version of the game. Could someone test this game on pc version 1.0.1o and 1.0.1n for me? Here is the video with the seed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCa0Lbs8Huc&t=14s

[lucid yarrow]

brasil

[desert peak]

¿Mi no hablo espanol?

[hidden vale]

Es normal

Esto

[desert peak]

No

[slim junco]

the jokers lmao

[timber birch]

hello

[desert peak]

Welcome!

[timber birch]

any recommendations on what to do here? deck is super average

[slim junco]

WHAT chat esto es real?

[hidden vale]

Me salieron sobres

[desert peak]

Photograph and hanging Chad go well together. Maybe replace hack with bloodstone on the chance you can’t do ancient joker

[hidden vale]

De tarot

[timber birch]

Sock and buskin appeared at the shop

should I take it?

[desert peak]

That may be better than bloodstone as that’s an extra trigger on photograph, and it also could retrigger ancient

By the way if you get sock, you should retrigger ancient instead of photograph

[timber birch]

ok

[rotund herald]

Ngl I'd manage to fumble this

[gentle kernel]

bruh 💀

[timber birch]

@desert peak do you think that build is capable of hitting more than e16 chips?

[quartz nimbus]

I printed another one

I was in call

Wait

Sterm????

[gentle kernel]

gg

[desert peak]

Probably not, I was outside for a bit so I couldn’t respond

Is it plasma?

[glass surge]

Do I take another invis here, and if so what should I get rid off??

[nimble geyser]

🤑

[bleak minnow]

Chat what's the most underrated joker combination

The most overused is photochad, but what's the most underused

Tryna see what jokers are least used and see if I can a make run based on that

[narrow mica]

Brainstorm and blueprint

Essentially jokerless because they do jack shit together

[bleak minnow]

I mean, it works of you arrange it right

[narrow mica]

Pareidolia+gold face+vampire

[bleak minnow]

But I see the vision

[surreal cape]

DNA + Sixth Sense

If DNA is first, pretty good combo

[narrow mica]

No I mean JUST brainstorm and blueprint. No other jokers at all xD

[bleak minnow]

Hmmm, could try these in some run

[bleak minnow]

Ohh
Well that's just op, you could prob beat every ante with that

Welp imma try to use these 2 combination in some run

Thx chat

[unreal aurora]

When you can't even pass Ante 1 small blind after starting blue stake :v

[narrow mica]

Lost to Ante 1 Boss blind on a white stake 😭

[hardy parrot]

guys be honest how good are my jokers?

[slender cave]

ostia tu colega, menuda chorra xd

[slender cave]

plausible xD

[toxic holly]

Por fin me abrieron el chat
They finally opened the chat for me.

[nova shore]

:v?

[solemn latch]

YC7X66V1 nat negative brainstorm ante 2 first shop

i choked

[slim junco]

Nice

[solemn latch]

skipped bb ante 1 but idk if that matteres

(it doesnt)

[frail birch]

uh okay so TIL madness will still destroy cards even if theyre eternal

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/15930333006540070562/9A4ADA945B9B01F83DA599BB479C4B100559F843/

Wow another fucking facechad build

[nova shore]

noup

[brittle smelt]

I am seeing Real Madrid soccer match rn
It’s really crazy

[frail birch]

really? cause when i went into a blind and had no other joker i instantly got .5 mult

[unreal aurora]

It doesn't need to consume a joker to gain the xmult

[cinder marlin]

yeaup

[nova shore]

it will add the mult but wont destroy the joker xd

[unreal aurora]

It happens regardless

[frail birch]

thats what im saying

[nova shore]

não

[cinder marlin]

🙁

[vivid palm]

cu

[nova shore]

nein

[frail birch]

orange stake is stupid...

[weak tangle]

got trib and yorick in the same random seed gold stake run and then the fucking plant shows up

[frail birch]

though i got to ante sick with this nightmare of a build so im fine

[weak tangle]

plant needs a removal

spastic ass boss

[hidden vale]

There is a seed that gives you pure 10 xdddd

[toxic holly]

People, can I spam a Latin YouTuber who made a video about Balatro?

It's in Spanish so use subtitles

Or pray that it already comes with automatic translation.

[azure raft]

im going fckin crazy

[toxic holly]

https://youtu.be/O9Jcqu-qSsk?si=TtRjVnATH2eHfJJn

[nova shore]

true

[autumn lynx]

Only 22k score needed? My bad

[light hare]

latro

[jade field]

192 followers bruh

what the flip!!!!

[frail birch]

ITS ABOUT TIME

ORANGE STAKE IS DONE

idk how this worked but it did

[warm dew]

What have I created there

[primal oak]

A joker build 🫠

[hearty mountain]

insane clutch

[warm dew]

Sadly didn't got a blueprint for my ancient joker, or a photograph/acrobat

[lean crane]

Another casual run 🔥

[spring sphinx]

I got a really solid chip run

[lean crane]

Ignore the second image

[gritty heath]

Guys im on the erratic deck spades 10 im on ante 10 do I keep arrowhead or do I take walkie talkis

[lean crane]

Arrowhead

[gritty heath]

Noted ty

Still keep arrowhead?

Considering my xmults it might be useful

[small kelp]

E velda

[neon wren]

depends on what you're going for. ante 12 is a big score jump

but vamp isn't it either. you need enhancements

also copy trio might be better. that's x3, another arrowhead is at best x2

[idle wigeon]

i wish there was balatro chill mode where you can redo last blind and get another shop or smth

redeemable joker. "sell this joker to return to previous blind"

uncommon

[sick silo]

should i sell cavendish for the baseball

[wintry patrol]

uh...no? sell lusty lmao

you're playing a different suit every round because of ancient joker what is lusty doing

[ashen ice]

Sell sunset or lusty

[wintry patrol]

dusk is goated here

retriggers ancient and gets baseball card value

[sick silo]

im feeding lusty to dagger

thats why its there

[sick silo]

look at the joker to the left of it

[wintry patrol]

ah
i should point out that ceremonial dagger applies its +mult after the x57 mult from ancient joker + dusk
so it is...not doing a lot

though it'll give a x2.25 from polychrome and baseball card i guess

[ashen ice]

Ooh you're right

[ashen ice]

yeah but selling lusty and buying baseball card is a better move

[zenith wadi]

I won black stake

[ashen ice]

letting ceremonial dagger destroy lusty joker will give you +4 mult
And buying baseball card will give you X2 mult instead

[ashen ice]

congrats bro

[zenith wadi]

Thank you

[dusk mauve]

Gg

[zenith wadi]

Blue stake is gonna be tough

[wintry patrol]

blue sucks especially the first time you do it yeah

[vocal trout]

When they finna update lwk

[wintry patrol]

when it's ready
localthunk specifically is not putting any specific timeline on it

some time this year is all we know afaik

[fallow cobalt]

balatro update will come the same day as silksong and deltarune chapter 5

[gleaming fern]

the new balatro update will add this new joker…. Holy shxt…

wait a minute… another joker just got teased…

what the helly?! 💀
this new update will be so crazy y’all .

[quasi cedar]

Anyone wanna race me?

[main dune]

hi

[rotund quartz]

what the hellyante

[main dune]

"oigan pibes" best tarot card

[main dune]

PORFIN UNO ESPAÑOL

un saludo amigo

ya me cansé del traductor

@ashen ice

[high marten]

numames estará potente la update

[main dune]

real we

[gleaming fern]

latinx users ⁉️

[main dune]

yess

[high marten]

never

[main dune]

:'c

spain?

[gleaming fern]

hola mxs amigxs latinx!

[high marten]

:c

[slate oak]

???

[high marten]

1 in 1000 not enough

[main moon]

this FUCKING shitty piece of money waste in my balatro hell nah bro im jumping

[gleaming fern]

it’s getting added soon bro

holy shit

[fading topaz]

i would recommend moving both to the right so dagger won't destroy ancient joker

[main moon]

well off to hang myself

[gleaming fern]

good balatro update 👀

[high marten]

my brain isn't balatring properly

[main moon]

real

this was a heavy is dead reference

[feral kelp]

hi

[prime blaze]

https://youtu.be/NQ4rR1SILFU?si=SW98wASq7GiWzVV7

Balatro me consume

Balatro deidad

Porque nadie habla :c

[high marten]

[neon marlin]

Habla en inglés we

[slow tartan]

no

sale balatrito

[keen willow]

Another day of gay card being a good joker

[lofty agate]

Bro now has a family

And food

[latent hemlock]

Did you ankh banana?

[mystic axle]

ut

[slim junco]

bye photo? 😭

[main dune]

porfin balatrelos de latam en el server

[main dune]

los factos van en factory

when te graduas:

oh q buen servicio :vvv

but se dan cuenta del soborno:

oh mí lente de contacto :vvvv

[subtle meteor]

"lets all be stencil and not tell blueprint!"

[pulsar tusk]

[slim junco]

how does one properly discard for optimal flush gameplay?

[main dune]

balato balatrez eres tu?

[hushed basalt]

Pick the highest number of one colored cards and trash the rest

[slim junco]

amazing

[hushed basalt]

Always keep color change tarots in you in case too

[slim junco]

wait ok this is a good tip

i should do that

[hushed basalt]

Mhm

[slim junco]

im trying to beat black deck

i just bought the game today after watching a streamer rack up naninf

[hushed basalt]

And jokers that favor flushes are always a good pick if you want to go for a flush run

[slim junco]

got droll rn

[hushed basalt]

I see

That's pretty much my advise

If you want to optimize your flush, go for the closest flush or use the highest flush your tarots allow you to

Pick flush-centered jokers for mult

(And others like blueprint, four fingers and square are good options too)

And take your chances with the planet cards, that extra flush level is always worth it

[slim junco]

nvm failed this run

guh

[hushed basalt]

Damn

Happens

[slim junco]

havent gotten across a blueprint yet

[hushed basalt]

Ou

[slim junco]

should i be beating any of the other decks before i attempt black deck

[hushed basalt]

I honestly don't know

I haven't beat Black Deck yet

[slim junco]

got droll

we're going somewhere

[main dune]

If I had nitro I would put this emoji from the balatro Discord server on all servers

[hushed basalt]

BALATRO is life

BALATRO is love

[orchid raft]

First win with Madness!

[hushed basalt]

WHAT ARE THOSE JOKERS

Also, niiice

[orchid raft]

Not sure but they led me to the ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS WIN CONDITION

[slim junco]

chadbo

[hushed basalt]

Who told Jimbo to mew

[magic swan]

why are they locking in

[hushed basalt]

To win

[desert peak]

Does anyone have a random joker combo that I could use to make a seeded run by chance?

[hushed basalt]

[pulsar tusk]

Si

[high marten]

[desert valve]

Hey chat

[lavish marsh]

I hate the wall

This was my best run in days

[desert valve]

I read that as the well

What jokers did you have the ui blocks it

[lavish marsh]

The ones u can’t see are photograph bloodstone and dna(got it the shop before wall)

[desert valve]

Nice

How'd you only score 15k tho you're in ante 7

[lavish marsh]

I didn’t draw a single face card and got almost no bloodstone triggers

[desert valve]

Sad

[zenith wadi]

It sucks when they do you dirty like that

[main dune]

fr

[main dune]

😱

[desert peak]

Pro tip: never go bloodstone alone. Bring your friendly die of just 6 and gamble less by gambling more

[lavish marsh]

Ah yea because I’m going to get the exact jokers I need every single run

[desert peak]

That’s why you gamble less by gambling more…

[strange meadow]

oddball question: how dyou think one would turn one of those quarter pusher machines into a balatro-like?

the ones where you drop the quarters in the machine to try n get sumt out of it

[desert peak]

Ah yes, (gum)ballatro

[strange meadow]

what would it have to do with gumballs

thatd be a gumball machine youre thinking of i think

[desert peak]

Gum all machines take the quarter too

[strange meadow]

sumt like this is what im talking abt

[desert peak]

Oh, coin pusher

[slim junco]

I WON

FINALLY

[strange meadow]

congrats, whatd you win

[high marten]

o.o

[slim junco]

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SACRIFICE MY SOUL AND PLAY PAIRS

god i need to play flush again

i feel like a virgin

[strange meadow]

wait... not all balatro players are virgins?

[desert peak]

Flush house for da win

[desert peak]

Are you sure you sacrificed your soul? I see no legendary…

[slim junco]

yeah first time playing

yet to find one yet

[lavish marsh]

Ngl playing Balatro with my mom (don’t judge me) is really funny to me because I’m raging over only getting 15k chips while shes celebrating getting 1.3k

[strange meadow]

why would we judge a good relationship with your mother

[desert peak]

What do you think my reaction was for getting ante 4 naneinf for the first time, compared to your mom getting 1.3k for the first time

[strange meadow]

thats a good thing usually

[strange meadow]

how tf did you get ante 4 naneinf????

[lavish marsh]

Idk my mom kinda gave me the little kid “look what I did!”

[desert peak]

New seed with ghost deck, using ankh, ectoplasm, and cryptid

[main dune]

question, best unusual and common joker,? I'm starting

[strange meadow]

oh its seeded

[lavish marsh]

Mail-in rebate

[strange meadow]

it really depends on the situation

[desert peak]

I could resend my first completion if you want

[strange meadow]

mail-in rebate is easily the best common econ joker n arguably one of the best econ jokers in general

[main dune]

Well, the most efficient in all situations?

[slim junco]

YES I GOT BLUEPRINT

FINALLY

I CAN COMMIT WAR CRIMES

[high marten]

[strange meadow]

hanging chad is probably the best common joker for scoring in all situations

[desert peak]

Ngl, the best scoring joker is burglar, but not for the hands.

[strange meadow]

a hanging chad is good pretty much all the time

[main dune]

the joker of baseball?

[strange meadow]

burglar is a great one

my favorite uncommon is probably hologram

[lavish marsh]

The one that gives u a crap ton of money

[main dune]

idk

[desert peak]

Do you know burglar can be copied

[main dune]

Apparently I haven't unlocked it.

[lavish marsh]

Holy crap this is the third time in a row my bannana died after one round

[slim junco]

wait stakes dont transfer across decks?

[desert peak]

Wait until cavendish dies after 1 round, despite 1/1k

[strange meadow]

yeah

[main dune]

In my opinion, from what I've played, my favorite Joker is "Banano"

[strange meadow]

nope!

thats why theres an achievement for leveling every deck up to gold stake

[slim junco]

the text i see after attempting to use wheel of forture for the 5th time:

[strange meadow]

[slim junco]

(i actually managed to get it to work 3 times in a row)

[strange meadow]

you got balatro discussion in my balatro discussion

[slim junco]

feels great to play checkered

what a crutch

[main dune]

its easy

[strange meadow]

what is "banano"

[desert peak]

Boop, the thing that sets ante 4 naneinf apart from ante 5 naneinf is the requirement of everything to happen by ante 5, if you have heiroglyph glyph to begin with. Also the fact that it happened on host deck makes it that much harder.

[slim junco]

potasium

[strange meadow]

i dont personally find seeded runs super interesting but thats cool that everything lined up that way

[strange meadow]

ah

[desert peak]

Fair, not everyone does. But isn’t it nice knowing you can get a nat negative perkeo to start?

[strange meadow]

that is pretty baller

[slim junco]

now that ive beaten the game

its time to mod

get ready for a cat mod

[shadow canyon]

You beat the game ones or 100% ?

[slim junco]

once

(im too dead to beat all of it)

[shadow canyon]

I'm trying to get gold stack on all deck

Finnish ghost and checkered is and red are almost completed I hope to get all golds by thr end of summer

[lavish marsh]

I have a good feeling about this run

Maybe I’ll finnaly get checkered deck on my new acount

[slim junco]

guys i have the opportunity

but i dont know if i have the strength to do it

the stoned deck.

its rock hard.

[heavy narwhal]

Help please

[slim junco]

the stone deck is almost complete.

[lavish marsh]

Nevermind I killed the run by using too many ectos

[heavy narwhal]

What do you recommend I do?

Oh sorry

[lavish marsh]

Can I see your deck?

[west vale]

sock or mime which is better

[heavy narwhal]

Yes

[lavish marsh]

Depends on wether or not you have cards that get triggered by mime

[west vale]

uhhh

[heavy narwhal]

Sorry

[west vale]

i have 11 spade kings

uh

[lavish marsh]

Mine MIGHT be better

[heavy narwhal]

Help me please

[lavish marsh]

I don’t think u really need mime u only have one card that can be triggered by it

Nevermind 2

[heavy narwhal]

Oh ok

Thanks

[west vale]

wats a good consumable for perkeo

i had death then i accidentaly used it so i have emperor right now tryna get something good

uh oh

i might lose to the water

i need 17k and this is my cardss

[heavy narwhal]

I need help again @lavish marsh

[lavish marsh]

K

Jus know I am kinda ass

[heavy narwhal]

Oh sorry for that

[lavish marsh]

No u good

[heavy narwhal]

Thanks

What can I change?

Or its already ok?

[west vale]

i saved it by 2k omg

i played the straight

i saved it

[primal torrent]

Yo i seen you before

[lavish marsh]

?

[primal torrent]

i seen you before

[lavish marsh]

K

[west vale]

i

died

my dumb self sold my ravendish or whatever its called on accident bc all the amber acorn thing

and that was like i died without it lol

[pallid hawk]

why would you sell anything for amber acorn?

[honest canopy]

Assert dominance

[lavish zenith]

need cash for burger

buy burger meal

easy food

[hazy coral]

Photochad alr carries this

[split haven]

An AS deck is good?

I won mi first match of balatro with an as deck but as i progress i think IS better go with figure cards but... Idk

[gentle swan]

Como hago para tener ese costo de mult

[rancid patio]

guess what the soul give?(no brainstorm mod)

stfu

wrong 100%

😭 😭 😭

[fiery flower]

Perkeo

[rancid patio]

finally someone chat

[fiery flower]

no contrast cards is diabolical

[solemn apex]

chicot

[mellow ibex]

I bet canio

[rotund shuttle]

balatreate

[agile fog]

Balatros dias mi estimado

[high marten]

Finally I'm balatring properly

[fierce frost]

perkeo

[agile fog]

Esta balatreando bien

Mi idolo

[high marten]

ah numames pos me morí

[agile fog]

a

No pusiste pared

[high marten]

Time to unlock that Joker

[fervent maple]

does anyone know the mod that shows tool tips under the jokers?

like for mail in rebate it shows what you are discarding

[pallid hawk]

jokerdisplay

[agile fog]

Perkeo tiene razon

[subtle meteor]

"oh boy, i cant wait to open this buffon pack!" the nefarious odd todd:

[high marten]

left one

[subtle meteor]

had one (blueprinting it because i cant find anything better)

[quiet shell]

Any tips for going c++? Im on 1062/1200 and im just stuck, any other than playing anaglyph deck?

[still lark]

Buenos balatro días

[quiet shell]

Balatro balatrez

[oak vessel]

bro el tarot nos hizo balatreros?

[agile fog]

Tal vez

[pseudo cave]

Full casa

[agile fog]

Balatro es jojo referencia

[oak vessel]

JAJJAAJAJAJAJAHAH

[agile fog]

Na increible

[oak vessel]

claro

[foggy scroll]

Mi hijo we

[agile fog]

1 por el poker y 2 por las cartas de tarot

[oak vessel]

efectivamente no es lupus

[pseudo cave]

[oak vessel]

balatro joestar

[foggy scroll]

D-Dijieron L-L-Lupus??

[pseudo cave]

The plantita 🙏

[oak vessel]

ahhhhhhhhhhh se desintegra

[oak vessel]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJ

[agile fog]

Yes

[agile fog]

Que miedo

[oak vessel]

fuera de joda juegazo el jojo eyes over heaven

[agile fog]

Gente diganme como logro seguir de pie

[foggy scroll]

Si tenés de jefe ciega a la aguja y al Joker del ladrón que pasa we

[agile fog]

Obvio

[agile fog]

Tengo un meme que habla de eso

[foggy scroll]

pasa

[agile fog]

A perate

No tengo

[oak vessel]

creo que lo conozco

[agile fog]

Tengo este

[still lark]

Salte la primera ciega me dio un paquete de tarot y me dio una legendaria XD

[agile fog]

Que salga perkeo o trib

[oak vessel]

que te toco?

[foggy scroll]

Yo ví que un wey le hizo naneinf a una ciega pequeña de 22k

[agile fog]

Recemos

[still lark]

Salio perkeo

[agile fog]

Increible

[agile fog]

God

Ese e el meme pero no e del ladron

[oak vessel]

era este el que vi yo

es god

[agile fog]

xd

[pseudo cave]

is this tuff ?

[agile fog]

Durisimo

[agile fog]

Que se yo

[oak vessel]

BALATRO BALATREZ eres tu?

[pseudo cave]

The agujita 🙏

[foggy scroll]

ya son las 00:00

[oak vessel]

la hiciste cagar para adentro

[foggy scroll]

brindemos por balatro

🥂🥂

[pseudo cave]

xD

[still lark]

Por balatro

[foggy scroll]

por Balatro!

🥂

[oak vessel]

🍻 🍻 🍻

por balatro

mañana tengo escuela

[agile fog]

Por balatro

🥂

[oak vessel]

me voy a dormir blatreros

[agile fog]

Chau

Que duermas bien

[oak vessel]

adios dio over heaven

[still lark]

[high marten]

no se lo deseo a nadie

[agile fog]

Yo tampoco

[tidal glade]

Hola, soy nuevo

Apenas me compré el Balatro hoy

[agile fog]

Waos

[tidal glade]

Esta muy viciante?

[agile fog]

Si

[tidal glade]

Que tanto?

[agile fog]

Mucho

[tidal glade]

Oh no...

[high marten]

u cant stop me

[agile fog]

Bienvenido a viciadolandia

[tidal glade]

JAJAJA, tanto asi?

[agile fog]

Y eso que yo soy nuevo en balatro

[agile fog]

Si

[slim junco]

Hola

[high marten]

me lo compré hace 3 dias creo, el dia se me acorta como a 4 horas

[agile fog]

Omaiga es yuta

[tidal glade]

En que me meti...

[agile fog]

No hay vuelta atras

[slim junco]

[high marten]

olvidate de volver a ver pasto en tu vida

[agile fog]

[slim junco]

Confirmo

[high marten]

(creo es de color azul)

[tidal glade]

💀

[agile fog]

Yo toco pasto todos los dias

[slim junco]

De que hablas, es de color rojo

[high marten]

mil disculpas

[tidal glade]

Oh no...

[slim junco]

No pasa nada caballero

[agile fog]

Y al mismo tiempo soy un viciado en balatro, fear & hunger, clash royale (lo juego con mi hermano mas manco), forsaken y muchos juegos mas

Pero toco pasto

Soy el ser de vida definitivo

[slim junco]

Na, yo solo juego balatro, bl rivals (tristemente) y clash

[agile fog]

Invite a su clan

(si tiene)

[slim junco]

Estoy sin clan

Me sacan por no jugar guerra

[agile fog]

Increible

[agile fog]

Jaja pendejo (yo tampoco juego guerra)

[tidal glade]

Bueno, voy a jugar mi primera partida de Balatro ahora vengo.

[agile fog]

Suerte

[slim junco]

Suerte

[gusty latch]

[tidal glade]

Como que suerte?

[high marten]

no los escuches, AUN ESTAS A TIEMPO

[agile fog]

Shh

[agile fog]

a

[tidal glade]

Calaverita muchaco💀

[agile fog]

Chicos, es normal que un viciado a tantos juegos toque pasto?

[slim junco]

Tu solo ve a jugarla

[zenith hawk]

Que fue

Me salio a yorick en el ante 1 xd

[agile fog]

Increible

[agile fog]

Wao

Bueno chicos, me ire a balatrear

[slim junco]

Eo

[zenith hawk]

Aqui el legendario

[slim junco]

ALEEB

[agile fog]

Esas barajas no se desbloquearan solas

[slim junco]

Pruebenla, semilla con todos los legendarios

[agile fog]

Chau

[zenith hawk]

No we

[agile fog]

Ya la probe

Tontito

[slim junco]

Si w

[zenith hawk]

Ya savemos todos we

[agile fog]

A balatrear se ha dicho

A balatrear se ha dicho

[zenith hawk]

Asta mi abuela

[tidal glade]

Okey

[dull summit]

Fuck it, we Balatro

[vivid palm]

ok this is just ridiculous

game is paying me the luck it owed

[prime oracle]

Hermanos que significa el Bro respeta 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[nova shore]

borra la cuenta

[prime oracle]

Hermanos mucha gente usa este comentario como burla pero hermanos...
El Bro respeta no es un juego...

[zenith hawk]

Oh jimbo que estas en los cielos policromado sea tu nombre

[silent copper]

Hola balatracompas

[nova shore]

xd

chicos recuerden la regla 2

[silent copper]

Me da risa que esta en inglés xd

[prime oracle]

Esque los hispanos somos minoría 🥺🥺

[silent copper]

Igual, se aprecia que esten aqui

[nova shore]

hijo ya es casi el 30%

[still lark]

balatrocompas XDDD

[jaunty canopy]

De la nada hablaban en español xdd

[still lark]

exacto

[ionic hatch]

when eres hispano but hablas en ingles

[nova shore]

it will happen

[nova shore]

chicos me dejan hacer censo improvisado? para ver cuantos hablan español

[prime oracle]

Censo o ceczo?

Así es como la tecnología está avanzando
Observa este nuevo robos 🔥🔥🔥

[still lark]

yo me pase una partida completa solo con 2 copias de plantilla de comodin xdd

[jaunty canopy]

😭

[prime oracle]

Por depender de las figuras 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[agile fog]

Bueno

No me va bien en la run que digamos

[prime oracle]

Literal pudiste comprar versión del director

🔥🔥

[tender locust]

Sin luchador o chicot si recuerdo bien

[jaunty canopy]

No me apareció

[prime oracle]

En ninguna?

[jaunty canopy]

Nope

[prime oracle]

F

[jaunty canopy]

Ni el luchador ni el Sr huesos

[still lark]

es buenisima esa baraja

[prime oracle]

Todo bien hasta que lo único que sale es maleficio a final de la run 🥀🥀

Algún tip para mejorar está deck?

[jaunty canopy]

Pero ayuda bastante también el hecho de tener ecto en la tienda hay runs que ni en los sobres aparece

[jaunty canopy]

Tal vez un ballot para que haya más probabilidad de activar cartas de la suerte

[prime oracle]

Justo vendí ballot para vencer la ciega jefe 💔

[jaunty canopy]

XDDD

[vivid palm]

if this isnt a god seed idk what is

[patent flame]

Careful with ur money

Ur rerolling for nothing rn

[finite surge]

YEAAHHH I FINALLY WON MY FIRST RUN IN BALATRO

I'M A NEW PLAYER TO THE GAME TOO

[dapper pasture]

Hola balatreros

[still lark]

hello

[dapper pasture]

Vamos por buen camino

[still lark]

la

[high marten]

te cambio un Perkeo por lo que tengo en el bolsillo

[dapper pasture]

Quiero duplicar otra vez perkeo ajdkwisjis

Oye invisible copia ese comodin 🗣️

[tidal glade]

Volvi

[high marten]

Perkeo unlocked

[slim junco]

R.I.P my glorious run

[vivid palm]

does it naneinf?

place your bets!!!

[slim junco]

im flushing it

im flushing it so hard

(first hour of playing)

(no idea what im doing)

doing endless rn

its gotten me through it

checkered is nice

but uh, how am i gonna get the stones from diamonds and clubs

actually my main side goal is complete

im just gonna start modding now

[fringe sorrel]

my first gold well

[slim junco]

real

good stuff

[fringe sorrel]

personaly it is the most easy well

i'm going for this

[hazy field]

hello! today i discovered that hex can hit invisible joker

effectively ruining someones day

[jaunty canopy]

[fringe sorrel]

sooo goooooooood

a some seed to unlock all the planets

i have these

[serene swift]

Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

[fringe sorrel]

PRESENTE

[serene swift]

PONGAN BALATRO 🗣️🔥

[fringe sorrel]

cuando se te acaban los motivos para tomar

[serene swift]

Pov:cuando se te acaban los motivos para tomar,Por Balatro🥂

[fringe sorrel]

por balatro

[serene swift]

🥂

[fringe sorrel]

balatro no es un juego es un estilo de vida

[jaunty canopy]

De la nada hablábamos español xd

[serene swift]

Sipirilin

Puro vine a este server pa decir lo d balatro balatrez

[jaunty canopy]

Es mejor hacer una run con ADN
Con semilla no se desbloquea nada

[fringe sorrel]

aaa okei okei