had a run where had no jokers spawn in rerolls for nearly 3 rounds
#🎙・server-chat
wanton steeple
fallow grove
had a run where had no jokers spawn in rerolls for nearly 3 rounds
holy jesus that's insane
rare veldt
Thats insane fr
neon olive
guys is this a blueprint
young bolt
guys is this a blueprint
No
worn cipher
i actually think cryptid is too overpowered
i just started the game and im already getting +2 chips
fallow grove
i actually think cryptid is too overpowered
wasnt it made with balance as a target for murder
🥀
if it wasnt for goad I couldve won too
rough wigeon
guys is this a blueprint
i think so? Looks like it
Oh wait no it has spade symbols in the background no it isn't blueprint
slim junco
fallow grove
Oh wait no it has spade symbols in the background no it isn't blueprint
it's a foil gluttonous
fallow grove
No achievement pop though. Anti climactic 😂
you connected to steam?
pastel oasis
PS5. It’s a known bug, I just need to win any game on any stake now for it to pop 🙂
A quick white stake checkered win should do it 🤝
neon olive
i lost a canio run because the game refused to give me a scoring joker for ante 2
fallow grove
rip
lost a dusk ancient run because I forgot to play the flush ON the last hand just now
neon olive
also i still forget to get the seed so uhh
wanton steeple
150/150 gold stickers <:balatroheart:1139524770208153650> <:balatroheart:1139524...
What was ur strategy
neon olive
too bad its not a mega pack 😭 (how did i typo the t into a w
wanton steeple
Kinda be just throwing shit at the wall
And barely halfway done
Runs ending because bad jokers bad
pastel oasis
What was ur strategy
I did all deck stakes first (plasma and green were the last) and then finished on 88/150 jokers two weeks ago
Then I did some anaglygh to get some negative party. Then switch to checkered deck and played flushes for a whole week it felt like. Skipping 1-2 first blinds to get investment/polychrome/ tags. As you can beat the first boss very easily with two good flushes.
Then took a break and switched to ghost deck. Again same strategy of skipping 1st blind for investment or good polychrome. If you can get a good polychrome in the shop and find one in the booster and use hex, you start the run with two polychrome jokers 🙂 🙂
turbid tiger
primal torrent
guy swhat do I do
woeful inlet
help
woeful inlet
i can't
primal torrent
idk
vagrant niche
Quit then reboot game
woeful inlet
already try
primal torrent
guy swhat do I do
@vagrant niche what should I do
vagrant niche
Is your license active?
primal torrent
Is your license active?
yup
vagrant niche
What ante are you on?
primal torrent
6
vagrant niche
I would say sell 1 Agate for gigachad
primal torrent
u sure?
vagrant niche
Flat mult joker < Photochad triggers
primal torrent
ehh true
vagrant niche
Because the 1 agate will trigger for your photochad and help it to skyrocket
That’s my advice
quasi sentinel
primal torrent
Flat mult joker < Photochad triggers
it also works well with hiker
spring sphinx
Me when i have directors cut but i forget to read so the eye obliterates my run
quasi sentinel
yeah. Kinda sad lad
spring sphinx
Its fine it was a seeded run
primal torrent
BRO NATURAL SATELITE FROM PACK
spring sphinx
This was how i lost on my first try
primal torrent
ITS THE SECOND TIME THIS GAME
primal torrent
(Unseeded)
yes im playing on a random seed
vagrant niche
Seeded run
Looks inside
3 card sharps
Directors cut
The humble eye:
quasi sentinel
This was how i lost on my first try
Oh, without reroll its just madness
spring sphinx
> Seeded run
> Looks inside
> 3 card sharps
> Directors cut
The humble eye:
Bro it was unseeded at first
But i lost like a dumbass
vagrant niche
Oh
spring sphinx
Yepp
spring sphinx
Little tutorial so you need to buy the wriath to get invis, open the arcania pack on second(?) round to get popcorn, and buy the ankh
You’ll get card sharp on ante 2 if you reroll
7199N6ZD
Then apply both spectrals
smoky lake
Hello
last panther
😭
quasi sentinel
Little tutorial so you need to buy the wriath to get invis, open the arcania pac...
Got it. I'll send you the results later). Have a nice day lad
primal torrent
im at ante 11 and its to the point where I cant win on only 1 hand
quasi sentinel
Have some glasses?
primal torrent
this is my dec
quasi sentinel
Oh lad
primal torrent
i already skipped
quasi sentinel
=-0
smoky lake
Negative rocket from early
quasi sentinel
Out of luck
quasi sentinel
Negative rocket from early
Cheats
smoky lake
Nvm i died
cunning hemlock
jaunty canopy
forest river
purple stake is frustrating and its not even about purple stake
Purple is for some reason the hardest stake on the game
sand bone
Try gold stake
floral meadow
Purple is for some reason the hardest stake on the game
gold stake is literally purple stake ^1.1
sand bone
But now your jokers have a higher chance of fucking you over more than helping you
Thanks to rental
wild lily
🟣 🟡 i see no difference
forest river
gold stake is literally purple stake ^1.1
All my gold stake runs are too easy
forest river
So far i made plasma,chekered and anaglyph decks
floral meadow
yk gold stake applies purple too right
forest river
well just do that with purple stake
I always stuck on the blue stake for 1-2 days and after this in the purple stake for 3-4 days
And after purple i just make all in 1 day
forest river
yk gold stake applies purple too right
I know but idk why after the purple everything looks so easy
Purple and blue stake is so difficulty that after these 2 is everything too easy
(Sorry for the bad english, im from brasil)
forest river
How many cards square joker needs to upgrade itself 😂✌️
2+2
real merlin
Purple is for some reason the hardest stake on the game
i'm stuck at it. Multiple tries with yellow deck and i just can't do it
forest river
i'm stuck at it. Multiple tries with yellow deck and i just can't do it
World if purple stake was a little easier
grand mural
World if purple stake was a little easier
blue stake*
merry terrace
kinda sad to hear blue seals are getting a nerf
sullen socket
:/
smoky lake
Natural foil yorick
sullen socket
They are really strong right now so it's not surprising
wild lily
kinda sad to hear blue seals are getting a nerf
we went from blue seals being shit to strongass to now about to be average at best
smoky lake
kinda sad to hear blue seals are getting a nerf
They are?
grand mural
kinda sad to hear blue seals are getting a nerf
how so
smoky lake
I swear if you say random planet card ill die 😭😭😭
wild lily
they are most likely not goin to be random
wild lily
remember thunk had to buff the blue seal cause of this exact reason
smoky lake
White
smoky lake
On anygypgh deck
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling it 🦅
grand mural
I'm jonkling it 🦅
no
solemn elm
kinda sad to hear blue seals are getting a nerf
source?
solemn elm
they are most likely *not* goin to be random
also, source? we have no reason to believe they're being nerfed - in fact, thunk has stated against it
small hinge
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hard gyro
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You get planets to upgrade your porker hands and get jokers to help you score, get more cards in your deck, get econ etc and you fix your deck if you are going for a certain strategy with a specific bulid
small hinge
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hard gyro
And chips are important
keen crystal
rose tinsel
noted appreciate ya mate
noble wagon
new player here
it looks like blueprint because of the foil enhancement making it appear blue
left is real blueprint right is the fake
rose tinsel
what the hell is blueprint
rose tinsel
it looks like blueprint because of the foil enhancement making it appear blue
holy brainrot final boss
noble wagon
bro what
wdym brainrot im just explaining
i hope all your boss blinds turn into the plant
grand mural
80% win rate with blue deck lmfao, op deck
grand mural
what the hell is blueprint
joker you get after winning once. most op
copies ability of joker to the right
keen topaz
any detailed beginners guide link?
spring escarp
grand mural
any detailed beginners guide link?
not sure. could make one
ancient mural
noble wagon
noble wagon
any detailed beginners guide link?
you just gotta know what the jokers do and how to maximize their output
and also some strats you can use with the jokers
i could also help with making a beginner guide
you can make it on google docs or smth
or maybe slides
balatro beginner powerpoint 😭
merry terrace
holy moly it was lagging by the last double tag
keen topaz
you just gotta know what the jokers do and how to maximize their output
Yeah the joker part is self explanatory but I am confused about planet and tarot cards
noble wagon
planets upgrade hands just use whatever planet matches your most played hand
keen topaz
Also when the game reaches the stage where 10k points are needed, I lose
noble wagon
Also when the game reaches the stage where 10k points are needed, I lose
uhhh simple answer
get gud
keen topaz
😭
weak garnet
painted deck gold is so hard man
keen topaz
I think I am losing cause I haven't fully understood the game yet
I don't use tarot and planet cards at all
Just relying on the 5 joker cards
noble wagon
no tarots?
yeah you got a long way
i could maybe guide you through a run
teach you some strats i know
frail birch
i wonder how broken if pareidolia would make braon if it triggered it
noble wagon
pareidolia makes cards count as face cards not turning them into face cards so nothing would happen
sullen socket
if it triggered it
shy dove
i wonder how broken if pareidolia would make braon if it triggered it
this honestly wouldnt even be that broken
frail birch
like it would trigger every card un the deck
shy dove
plenty of jokers have rly powerful and exploitable synergies but locked to combos of uncommon/rares
shy dove
like it would trigger every card un the deck
yeah
wait like every card in the deck? even the ones not drawn?
crude girder
balatro beginner powerpoint 😭
Ngl I learned balatro myself
frail birch
yes
crude girder
The YouTube tutorials were so bad so. I just took it into my own hands
shy dove
where in your hypothetical do you say that at all
noble wagon
*if it triggered it*
my intelligence surprises me
shy dove
obviously yes that would be broken but thats like at that point trying to make it overpowered
shy dove
if you just mean the all the cards held in your hand like thatd probably be manageable
crude girder
Yeah the joker part is self explanatory but I am confused about planet and tarot...
Do you atleast get the main premise on them?
shy dove
but here you're basically adding a brand new ability to baron
one that takes away its main weakness too
weak garnet
thats like saying imagine if blueprint copied every joker to the right, youre just adding stuff to the card like yeah of course it would be better.
frail birch
i came up with this thought because im playing the mad world challenge
and i thought baron would trigger
shy dove
yeah but baron doesnt work on kings held in the deck
only in hand
so that additional point makes no sense to me
keen topaz
Do you atleast get the main premise on them?
Wdym?
frail birch
only in hand
ig i meant to say that but i didnt word it right
shy dove
okay then it that case itd be a good combo for 2 otherwise bad jokers
frail birch
so its not just me that thinks baron is a waste
shy dove
i would say most good players think its bad outside of trying to go as far as possible in endless mode
upbeat panther
unreal aurora
Ugh I hate blue stake
I'm glad Localthunk is planning to...WHATTF THREE TRIB??!?!!?
unreal aurora
I've gotten the mythic three legendary seed before
frail birch
mad world was too easy...i got it first try
unreal aurora
mad world was too easy...i got it first try
I have yet to do the challenges, are there unlocks tied to them?
frail birch
i dont think so
last panther
Finally
weak garnet
nothing worse then having a good start then your next few shops are only economy jokers, planets, and tarots so you just lose
unreal aurora
Yeah
frail birch
im doing this rather than doing orange stake
wanton steeple
Obviously
frail birch
im thinking of getting rid of abstract
wanton steeple
Definitely get rid of abstract
frail birch
so its not just me that thiought this
wanton steeple
Pretty much +mults become basically useless in the long run
wanton steeple
You want more xmults
frail birch
i just need triboulet and this will be mine
wanton steeple
If u put it next to blue print you'll get more xmults from photo
brisk zinc
bro relying on getting a legendary
wanton steeple
Because the more retriggers
last panther
corazon carmesi
sip
brisk zinc
bad idea
frail birch
if i cant get canio im selling it
brisk zinc
you're most likely not getting any legendary at all
hence why you shouldn't rely on them
brisk zinc
i wouldn't
raw saddle
brisk zinc
good luck tho
raw saddle
Balatro reference???
unreal aurora
Wow flower pot is pretty good
frail birch
im think im doing pretty alright
unreal aurora
holy shit two lucky cards hell yes
unreal aurora
im think im doing pretty alright
the plant
brisk zinc
>the plant
banned in that challenge
primal prawn
The notorious plant 💔🥀
unreal aurora
banned in that challenge
Didn't look at the deck lol
frail birch
notorious p.l.a.n.t.
brisk zinc
Didn't look at the deck lol
me neither i just saw the eternal pareidolia and thought nobody would take that outside of the challenge lol
frail birch
i mean
brisk zinc
i got a wee joker run again yay
frail birch
if i had a good build i would
raw saddle
The notorious plant 💔🥀
Notorious Plant? Like Notorious B.I.G if you add in letters and swap some out?? Like a Jojos reference???
brisk zinc
i got a wee joker run again yay
wee joker run
looks inside
primal prawn
Fr tho you want the blueprint to copy the photo, 2^5 < 2^(2*3)
brisk zinc
it's just until i get enough 2s i swear
frail birch
Fr tho you want the blueprint to copy the photo, 2^5 < 2^(2*3)
ok ok 😭
brisk zinc
balatro players when the math game actually makes them do math
frail birch
i really like that people know math better than i do
unreal aurora
balatro players when the math game actually makes them do math
Definitely helps to have the mod that shows the joker's current score
frail birch
balatro players when the math game actually makes them do math
i was never good at math
brisk zinc
Definitely helps to have the mod that shows the joker's current score
yes that's my favorite mod ever
unreal aurora
i was never good at math
Honestly in most daily life just use a calculator and don't forget your order of operations
frail birch
honestly if i calculaotrs didnt exist id be fumbling
unreal aurora
Being able to do basic arithmetic in your head is overrated and people who shat on calculators don't understand that once you get to shit like trigonometry you have way more complicated things to worry about than 164 * 39
frail birch
i still struggle with freaking PEMDAS
unreal aurora
i still struggle with freaking PEMDAS
Well in terms of balatro, PEMDAS isn't really needed except making sure xmult goes after mult
unreal aurora
i just made a mean meatloaf and some mashed potatoes
Fuck yeah love to hear it
primal prawn
All of my calc classes through DiffEq didn’t allow calculators 😭
unreal aurora
So I've heard that's not uncommon
frail birch
All of my calc classes through DiffEq didn’t allow calculators 😭
thats so stupid
unreal aurora
Probably because a lot of that is abstraction
hard gyro
Hi
unreal aurora
thats so stupid
Well because a lot of calcs can just do calculus work for you
primal prawn
Jimbo ‼️
unreal aurora
I think basic 4 function should still be allowed though
primal prawn
Yeah TI inspires are cracked
unreal aurora
I only took one calculus class and failed it and we were allowed calculators. Shit didn't save me 😭
Tbf all of my homework and notes got ruined by rain and my mental health was at its worse during that time soooo
frail birch
i like how i get the goad boss.... when i have 34 diamond cards
primal prawn
Are you down?
Nope! I just chose this nickname when I made a club penguin account ten years ago and have stuck with it
hard gyro
Nope! I just chose this nickname when I made a club penguin account ten years ag...
Cool syndrome
hard gyro
i like how i get the goad boss.... **when i have 34 diamond cards**
I hope you get the window
primal prawn
I only took one calculus class and failed it and we were allowed calculators. Sh...
Legit it gets easier after calc 2
unreal aurora
Legit it gets easier after calc 2
So I've heard. I took it back when I was 19 and now that I've got a bunch of coding experience I'm sure calc would be super easy for me now
primal prawn
Numerical methods go crazy for diffeqs
frail birch
and thats okay
primal prawn
😦
unreal aurora
I imagine if I got back to college and tried calc again I'd keep being like "wow that's just like functions in programming" or something
brisk zinc
will you shut up already
dim hamlet
duermete
unreal aurora
Also lol balatro spam
unreal aurora
<@&1133519078540185692>
brisk zinc
so funny
dim hamlet
bro everyone no working XDDD
primal prawn
I imagine if I got back to college and tried calc again I'd keep being like "wow...
If you can put together functions for numerical methods when coding, calc shouldn’t be that bad
brisk zinc
i will never understand what those people are trying to achieve
frail birch
annoyance
primal prawn
Attention
frail birch
i am so okay with this.....i am so glad i got this far.
unreal aurora
If you can put together functions for numerical methods when coding, calc should...
Well I'm branching into game development so I'll probably end up picking some of it up through osmosis anyway
primal prawn
Sadly it’s negative attention because for a painfully large number of people, it’s the only way they know
unreal aurora
I mean it's not that deep tbh
Probably just a kid who thought it'd be funny to spam text
primal prawn
Well I'm branching into game development so I'll probably end up picking some of...
Oh dope I have a few friends doing cs and game design for a dual major
unreal aurora
I'm completely self-taught xd
primal prawn
I know at least one is in this server
unreal aurora
Self-taught is fun
brisk zinc
i was self taught but decided to go to uni anyway
primal prawn
Idk anything about that stuff tho, I’m not a CS major
frail birch
im an art major
unreal aurora
Being an SE major and not knowing CS is super common it seems
primal prawn
Aeronautical and Mechanical engineering here (god help me I barely scraped by in the one python class I took)
unreal aurora
And CS majors don't know SE 😭
frail birch
i stilll remember when i run a game with just 2 stencil jokers and a blue print
primal prawn
Hell yeah
unreal aurora
GUYS WE MISSED THE JOKE?
brisk zinc
i'm trying to get my wee joker pb rn
unreal aurora
weewee joker
scenic obsidian
Chat how do i install it on iOS
unreal aurora
Chat how do i install it on iOS
app store
primal prawn
App Store
brisk zinc
apple store innit
primal prawn
Either Apple Arcade or just buy it
unreal aurora
Fun fact chat I used to work for Apple Support
That's not the dumbest question I've seen
scenic obsidian
If i dont have money?
unreal aurora
Yeah this isn't a piracy chat sorry
primal prawn
If i dont have money?
Use one of those websites where you take a billion surveys for a small value gift card I guess
scenic obsidian
Use one of those websites where you take a billion surveys for a small value gif...
Nah
brisk zinc
didn't get my wee joekr pb so imma watch house md
unreal aurora
Bro didn't he drink somebody's piss
unreal aurora
The only other thing about that show I know about is the kinda offensive feeling depiction of that screaming autistic child
azure raft
im so fckin good at this game
brisk zinc
The only other thing about that show I know about is the kinda offensive feeling...
i think it was more realistic than offensive
you just don't see that everyday
unreal aurora
i think it was more realistic than offensive
Bro that's the thing, I agree that it's realistic
It's just sad because you know people are gonna make fun of it
real briar
hello
unreal aurora
hello
brisk zinc
i guess
hi
but i liked that episode
had one of the most touching scenese i've seen in the whole show
unreal aurora
Glad you like the show though
unreal aurora
I used to watch SVU a lot
scenic obsidian
It aint funny
brisk zinc
had one of the most touching scenese i've seen in the whole show
when he || gave house his beloved gaming console as a thank you in the end||
house md spoilers
scenic obsidian
I aint even from the us lol
real briar
Can someone give me a tip for the golden well in the deck that only has 2 colors please?
unreal aurora
when he || gave house his beloved gaming console as a thank you in the end||
hou...
That's adorable wow
dusty hamlet
just lost a cool run cos i forgot the boss blind condition...
unreal aurora
Okay I take back what I said
brisk zinc
Can someone give me a tip for the golden well in the deck that only has 2 colors...
you mean gold stake?
primal torrent
im cooked its joever
brisk zinc
what's golden well
brisk zinc
im cooked its joever
you lost because you didn't activate windows
primal torrent
you lost because you didn't activate windows
i have it pirated
brisk zinc
microsoft is on your ass
primal torrent
so it looks like that
primal torrent
💔
dusty hamlet
reading the boss blind explains the boss blind...
clever crown
primal torrent
Full deckfix at ante 9, personal best!
ive never full deckfixed
theres always like 3 cards
brisk zinc
fire
primal prawn
Is canio for face cards or just kings and queens I forgot ngl
brisk zinc
canio gets mult for each face card destroyed
primal prawn
Haven’t gotten one since the one I got for Completionist on my phone
brisk zinc
when i open ny deck
this happens sometimes and idk the fix unfortunaltely
primal prawn
Working on completionist on my computer
brisk zinc
but it's not just you
primal prawn
In the process I’ve gotten e29 😩
Insane painted deck run
Freaked out every time I got another perfect pull
ruby heart
this happens sometimes and idk the fix unfortunaltely
sigh
toxic gulch
brisk zinc
i found one of my best seeds on painted deck but it could've been much better with the extra joker slot
acoustic rampart
saw balatro university use a mod that shows the history of the blinds you've encountered for the current run. does anybody if it has a specific name?
peak marlin
Wow
unreal aurora
Chat if I have two banaas and they both die do I get two cavendishes?
solemn elm
he says he'll do it after he thinks the game is done
"may try to address" blue seal meta is not the same as saying blue seals are getting a nerf
unreal aurora
"may try to address" blue seal meta is not the same as saying blue seals **are**...
Giving blue seal cards a 1 in 2 chance seems fair enough tbh
neon wren
it's hard to predict the direction of changes/bugfixes/new content. I've seen thunk make some pretty contradictory comments on it
solemn elm
Giving blue seal cards a 1 in 2 chance seems fair enough tbh
that's not a very fun way of addressing it though
neon wren
but the beta test team does a lot of modding and all the things I've seen from them are fun
unreal aurora
No it's not, you're right
Nerfing dominant strategy in a single player game isn't very fun either BUT I can understand why you'd do it cuz like, yeah there's a LOT in this game that gets overshadowed by others, and that's understandable for a roguelike but if you compare Balatro to a game like Isaac there's like, 50 amazing items/strategies and in Balatro there's like, 3? Idk maybe I'm just rambling
neon wren
there's a few more than 3 that don't involve bugs, but ya, the point is fine
paper bear
I've been out of the loop for a couple months. Any news on the big update?
neon wren
only think we know so far is this year 🙂
unreal aurora
I've been out of the loop for a couple months. Any news on the big update?
Localthunk recently got completionist+
neon wren
recently thought it would be good to introduce a random element for things that are not obvious how they'll work. say invisible joker: 1/2 to copy left-most joker otherwise do what it does now
rough wigeon
Localthunk recently got completionist+
was it not Completionist++?
unreal aurora
was it not Completionist++?
Whatever the highest one is lol
rough wigeon
pretty sure Platinum (PS only) and Completionist++ (every platform i think)
Platinum but second place is Completionist++
twin thorn
Hello
rough wigeon
Hi
weak garnet
man square joker needs a buff
you could max it out and still only get barely 100 chips meanwhile runner is at 300
ornate cove
shy dove
you could max it out and still only get barely 100 chips meanwhile runner is at ...
me when i just lie
weak garnet
???
daring citrus
you can always 🏴☠️
ornate cove
you can always 🏴☠️
Yuh
shy dove
ive gotten 200-300 chips on squoker on many occasions
unreal aurora
Why does 4oak not contain a 2pair but 3oak contain a 1pair? 🤔
daring citrus
what
rough wigeon
Why does 4oak not contain a 2pair but 3oak contain a 1pair? 🤔
wdym "oak"
unreal aurora
of a kind
shy dove
Why does 4oak not contain a 2pair but 3oak contain a 1pair? 🤔
it doesnt, 3oak CONTAINS a pair but it isn't one
weak garnet
ive gotten 200-300 chips on squoker on many occasions
me when i lie
shy dove
the definition of two pair specifies that the ranks between both pairs must be different
unreal aurora
Fair
shy dove
me when i lie
random example
shy dove
hwat
unreal aurora
nice strawman
???
shy dove
okay this appears to be bait
rough wigeon
Also for whatever reason any(?) balatro save file just has a data that defines the amount of cards you can hold at once, i once set it to 10 and i could discard 10 cards (though the "Play Hand" would be disabled if it was 6+)
weak garnet
if you dont know what something is then google it, strawman is a logical falacy
rough wigeon
Also for whatever reason any(?) balatro save file just has a data that defines t...
i wanted to play Ten of a Kind 😔
shy dove
ante 9 as if i visibly only went to endless for an end of game screenshot
i didnt even play a round in ante 9 lol
sly field
Hell yeah🤑
shy dove
it scaling slower than runner doesnt matter when playing 4 cards is way easier than playing a straight
unreal aurora
it scaling slower than runner doesnt matter when playing 4 cards is way easier t...
Runner + Square + Four Fingers
rough wigeon
Hell yeah🤑
HOW OPAQUE IS THAT
sly field
HOW OPAQUE IS THAT
Uhhhh what
rough wigeon
bro i can barely see anything in the background
rough wigeon
bro are you hiding Ante 40 or something bts??
sly field
bro are you hiding Ante 40 or something bts??
I'm not tat good
I got lucky this time
I uhh
I got good jokers
sly field
8M as best hand? yeah u did
Yaaay6ayay
rough wigeon
Ante 12
sly field
Mooooo idieas
shy dove
also why does ante scaling get absurd after like
its just an algorithm that just keeps going higher faster and faster
u need hyper optimized builds to keep up with that level of scaling
sly field
✌️😢
shy dove
standard mult and chip jokers become irrelevant while both static and scaling xmults fall off not long after as well
rough wigeon
u need hyper optimized builds to keep up with that level of scaling
Without Perkeo max is probably Ante 13 or even 14
shy dove
the focus becomes on-trigger scoring and retriggers
shy dove
Without Perkeo max is probably Ante 13 or even 14
nope lol
sly field
Maybe I shouldn't have had 2 lusty jokers
shy dove
you can get to ante 39 without perkeo
rough wigeon
How
rough wigeon
oh yea
sly field
Dnaaa
shy dove
baron mime dna copy jokers
brisk zinc
Without Perkeo max is probably Ante 13 or even 14
yea nah i've gone to 16 without any legendary
rough wigeon
also i thought the Perkeo naneinf worked with observatory and a planet card for whatever reason
does work but like
unreal aurora
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/15241166691007820919/7337F59848EAD8598951D30F6A70EDAA71906691/
First blue stake win YAY
I accidentally grabbed the wrong joker before the shuffle and accidentally got my original order anyway lmao
rough wigeon
the first method i actually learned was uh...
shy dove
after making ur deck fat enough you go against the serpent and find a burglar and use copy jokers to give urself a bunch of hands
rough wigeon
the first method i actually learned was uh...
i have never seen a soul card 🥀
shy dove
and because of serpent it means ur hand size can get huge
then after hitting the max go ahead and play a nuke as ur last hand and hit naneinf
rough wigeon
also naneinf is actually Nan, but the game treats it as Infinity (for player score)
sick silo
should i sell baseball for the smiley
baseball isnt really pulling its weight imo
brisk zinc
is that one uncommon
brisk zinc
right
shy dove
smeared and holo
sick silo
what do i sell for photo
brisk zinc
holo or bb if you really want it
rose tinsel
HOLY COOWWW FIRST EVER WIN
sick silo
ight
unreal aurora
BRO
brisk zinc
nice!
unreal aurora
chad alone is usually bad
I took chad because there's ways to make it good
brisk zinc
fair enough
rose tinsel
holyyy this feels crazy lol
brisk zinc
holyyy this feels crazy lol
like when you try ecstacy for the first time
underrated combo
sullen socket
I've wanted to try that for so long
unreal aurora
like when you try ecstacy for the first time
baltro
Is plasma deck meant to be ez mode or something
brisk zinc
no
unreal aurora
It feels easy
brisk zinc
it's not easier it's just different
well some say it is easier
they just get stuntman in first shop
sullen socket
Tbh plasma feels harder for me, I think it just depends on play style
sullen socket
Yeah
shy dove
Is plasma deck meant to be ez mode or something
plasma is fs easier on the initial stakes
its just chips p much
rose tinsel
haha finally won the game
shy dove
but for each increase in scoring requirements in other stakes, plasma has double those increases
meaning that often a plasma run needs a: ways to get huge amounts of chips fast
or b: very strong mult jokers
thorny lance
rate my planet card stats
unreal aurora
rate my planet card stats
"Flush builds are bad guys"
zenith wadi
I’ve used two pair a lot
unreal aurora
Been dipping more into Full House tbh
thorny lance
Also what on earth do i sell D:
zenith wadi
Been dipping more into Full House tbh
I’ve used that one a lot too
thorny lance
ok
zenith wadi
Except a high priestess
brisk zinc
you'd gain nothing
assmuning that weird object is a blueprint
thorny lance
assmuning that weird object is a blueprint
yeah the blue socks are blueprints
unreal aurora
Love that mod too
brisk zinc
yeah so selling it for a bs would do nothing
thorny lance
getting a plant next ante i have to find luchador
thorny lance
of course
spiral lodge
Solid run btw
thorny lance
thx
spiral lodge
Have u faced the plant yet
spiral lodge
Reroll like your life depends on it
Cuz it do
Also dying to try out the brainstorm mod
It looks so cool
thorny lance
fuck im cooked
spiral lodge
😭😭🙏
thorny lance
guys its always been the serpent dont look at any earlier messages
warped sphinx
instant overstock plus is so tuff
glad oriole
instant overstock plus is so tuff
won run
warped sphinx
ew jupiter
only for until i find pluto
thorny lance
ew jupiter
strange sorrel
instant overstock plus is so tuff
gotta love overstock and overstock plus, one of the best vouchers fr
glad oriole
the brainrot is unreal
warped sphinx
gotta love overstock and overstock plus, one of the best vouchers fr
truth nuke
warped sphinx
ceres shouldnt even be on there bud
thorny lance
i like playing all flushes
warped sphinx
flush house is the worst hand 🗣️🔥
unreal aurora
Um
warped sphinx
im very ultra giga flushpilled and even i know that flush house sucks
unreal aurora
flush house is the worst hand 🗣️🔥
warped sphinx
I LOVE PLUTO RAHHH
thorny lance
ive used way too many jupiters
opaque shard
Photochad calls my name
fiery flower
ive used way too many jupiters
lets up those numbers!!!
brisk zinc
me
thorny lance
photochad my beloved
fiery flower
ain't no way
brisk zinc
XD
brisk zinc
full house so ass
are you bad
thorny lance
i do so many brainstorm runs
glad oriole
are you bad
depends on whatvyou mean by bad
warped sphinx
i do so many brainstorm runs
why is everything trans
brisk zinc
nanlet ass stats
i got nane exactly once in my life and that was after 2 hours on a seeded run
thorny lance
why is everything trans
why not
glad oriole
i got nane exactly once in my life and that was after 2 hours on a seeded run
¯_(ツ)_/¯
brisk zinc
i do so many brainstorm runs
pass the mod
fiery flower
thorny lance
brisk zinc
ty
thorny lance
theres a lesbian version somewhere out there too
brisk zinc
that would be fitting too
warped sphinx
dude leave me alone
brisk zinc
depends on whatvyou mean by bad
nothing really i just don't think full house is a bad hand
brisk zinc
dude leave me alone
never enough perkeo
warped sphinx
never enough perkeo
truth nuke
glad oriole
nothing really i just don't think full house is a bad hand
u do
warped sphinx
invis in wraith
brisk zinc
no i don't
brisk zinc
i know it's not the greatest but i cannot call it bad
free fly thru the first 3 antes
warped sphinx
thorny lance
WHY MUST THIS KEEP HAPPENING
sullen socket
tooo hard to build and earth is a little slow
Ye earth doesn't scale well compared to other planets
warped sphinx
WHY MUST THIS KEEP HAPPENING
brisk zinc
earth is getting a massive buff in 1.1 tho
sullen socket
Lol your good
thorny lance
what do i sell guys D:
brisk zinc
crack
sullen socket
It was a believable lie tbf
brisk zinc
you don't need another blueprint to replace a brainstorm/bp
you can't sell anything to buy it
thorny lance
ok
brisk zinc
literally the only cards you can sell are already what you want to buy
thorny lance
NO WAY I JUST GOT A NEG ROUGH GEM WITH DIAMOND KINGs
brisk zinc
all you need is ectoplasm or antimatter
thorny lance
ive used two ectos and have anti
thorny lance
gem
last panther
...
thorny lance
its been a good run D:
strange sorrel
🫡
thorny lance
this seed is so goated not only with the first skip trib but i got a black hole first pack
strange sorrel
damn
scenic obsidian
Can someone gift me this game, ill pay when i have money
hard gyro
can you buy this game when you have money
Can i have money
brisk zinc
sure
scenic obsidian
My parents will give me money at the en of the Month
hard gyro
My parents will give me money at the en of the Month
That's cool
scenic obsidian
I spent all on another game
hard gyro
I waited two months to get it so a few weeks should be fine for you
scenic obsidian
I waited two months to get it so a few weeks should be fine for you
I cant wait
I ve seen that it is addictive
scenic obsidian
Nope
stuck fog
Why ask strangers for a game? How do we know you are going to give the money back
thorny lance
Do you have apple arcade? Its on there
scenic obsidian
Do you have apple arcade? Its on there
I dont have it
warped sphinx
no bro
scenic obsidian
I have iPhone but i dont have Apple arc
warped sphinx
I saw that vid
they should NOT be added brah
stuck fog
I have iPhone but i dont have Apple arc
Sell iphone buy balatro
warped sphinx
This one is bendy he shoots wrenches
they should totally add that, the game would go viral
sullen socket
Sell iphone buy balatro
Simple math
sullen socket
they should totally add that, the game would go viral
It's already kinda gone viral
stuck fog
Buy balatro 110 times
scenic obsidian
Id have money rn
hard gyro
Well sadly you won't get anywhere asking for someone to buy you the game because nobody will
scenic obsidian
I trust the world
hard gyro
That's a shame
stuck fog
Yeah, but the world dont trusts strangers asking for money they promise they will return after
lavish marsh
no bro
So like u can play a flush five and duplicate the entire thing hell no that would be op as hell
scenic obsidian
At least i dont pírate it
lavish marsh
So like u can play a flush five and duplicate the entire thing hell no that woul...
That card could make blue card good and blue card sucks
warped sphinx
the humble blueprint, brainstorm, or invisible joker:
hard gyro
What's a blue card
hard gyro
Looks more like a modded joker to me
stuck fog
How recommendable is balatro with mods?
warped sphinx
Looks more like a modded joker to me
weakest cryptid legendary
warped sphinx
How recommendable is balatro with mods?
depends on the mod
hard gyro
Oh well I am mobile so I have no idea what mods are like
brisk zinc
yes i would like a joker that makes the game way too easy so that i don't even have to play it
scenic obsidian
Im 100% sure that out of the 163k people on the server, half of it have pírate balatro
hard gyro
yes i would like a joker that makes the game way too easy so that i don't even h...
Yeah balatro is fun due to it's deck fixing and strategy mechanics
hard gyro
Im 100% sure that out of the 163k people on the server, half of it have pírate b...
Cool insights
glad oriole
my favorite historic jester, biblically accurate angel
thorny lance
this is a good start
clever narwhal
Balatro but balatro
stuck fog
Wait to buy it, you haven’t started playing yet so you cant say you are addicted
brisk zinc
this is a good start
trans
clever narwhal
this is a good start
thorny lance
What are those sprites
spectrans and hosse's jokers
brisk zinc
I can see u are one of them
i am
glad oriole
i think the trans spectrals are pretty
stuck fog
I can see u are one of them
There is no shame in having a pirated game, right?
strange sorrel
I can see u are one of them
crazy bro, you can see that everyone cares so much
brisk zinc
How you did it on iPhone ?
i don't have an iphone
thorny lance
i think the trans spectrals are pretty
glad oriole
There is no shame in having a pirated game, right?
if its an indie game then no
scenic obsidian
How to do it on iPhone ?
scenic obsidian
There is no shame in having a pirated game, right?
Ik
glad oriole
pirating indies is vry shameful
stuck fog
if its an indie game then no
I mean, i bought it two times, i didnt pirated it
clever narwhal
cavendish banana will one day go extinct and we will have to move on into the
Pisang banana
hard gyro
How to do it on iPhone ?
Jailbreak I think and you should stop talking about piracy cuz mods here are kinda strict about it
thorny lance
five of a kind round 4
brisk zinc
cavendish banana will one day go extinct and we will have to move on into the
P...
+0.1x mult for each discarded card
stuck fog
But just as a really wise person said, culture shouldn’t be accesible only for those who can afford it
brisk zinc
has to be better than cavendish right
scenic obsidian
Jailbreak I think and you should stop talking about piracy cuz mods here are kin...
Dm?
clever narwhal
has to be better than cavendish right
depends
scenic obsidian
Damm
clever narwhal
well cav is way better than michel so it has to follow right
mmhm
brisk zinc
also idk how strict the mods are about pirating considering i've talked about it here quite a lot
clever narwhal
Jailbreak bad
brisk zinc
not encouraging it ofc
trail pagoda
I just learned that going in the negative with Credit card can be forgiven with Wraith Spectral… went from -19 to 0
scenic obsidian
I js wanna play 🥀🥀
clever narwhal
what can you even do a with a jailbreaked phone
hard gyro
Jailbreak bad
Yeah just wait until your sentence is over
brisk zinc
I just learned that going in the negative with Credit card can be forgiven with ...
ox can do that too btw
useful
thorny lance
I just learned that going in the negative with Credit card can be forgiven with ...
same with ox
clever narwhal
will it make me give access to every nuke launch code
stuck fog
I js wanna play 🥀🥀
Then wait till you have the money you said you would have
trail pagoda
ox can do that too btw
Nice!!
brisk zinc
the laugh codes
hard gyro
will it make me give access to every nuke launch code
No it will let you see others WhatsApp accounts
scenic obsidian
Then wait till you have the money you said you would have
26 days left 🙏
clever narwhal
No it will let you see others WhatsApp accounts
oh hell yeah
ok but fr tho what do jailbreaked phones even do
stuck fog
26 days left 🙏
Not a lot of time
scenic obsidian
It def is
hard gyro
ok but fr tho what do jailbreaked phones even do
Idk i just heard about the term "jailbreak" before it's like modding a Playstation I think
stuck fog
Well, that is subjective
clever narwhal
eh
scenic obsidian
If i had an anime girl pfp and a name like “sophie” ik i would get 100 balatros
thorny lance
do i pivot
hard gyro
If i had an anime girl pfp and a name like “sophie” ik i would get 100 balatros
No because that would be too much of an obvious catfish
scenic obsidian
No because that would be too much of an obvious catfish
Idk people these days still fall for it
hard gyro
Idk people these days still fall for it
Yeah incels with money you may find incels here but they have no money sadly
stuck fog
Idk people these days still fall for it
People also fall for some stranger on the internet asking for a loan with no reasurance they will get their money back?
glad oriole
do i pivot
no 💀
hard gyro
People also fall for some stranger on the internet asking for a loan with no rea...
Lmao
glad oriole
take midas
scenic obsidian
People also fall for some stranger on the internet asking for a loan with no rea...
Bro sybau 🙏
stuck fog
JFBSJDBSJFB
scenic obsidian
People also fall for some stranger on the internet asking for a loan with no rea...
Why u talking like a boomer
hard gyro
Crying about no one buying you the game won't get you someone to buy the game
stuck fog
Why u talking like a boomer
Cuz I am
scenic obsidian
Crying about no one buying you the game won't get you someone to buy the game
I ain’t crying
hard gyro
I ain’t crying
Well it's either crying or being a troll
Won't work either way tho trust me
clever narwhal
why are you saying sybau like it’s the new norm it’s not funny anymore 🥀
hard gyro
why are you saying sybau like it’s the new norm it’s not funny anymore 🥀
The goat dr whatsapp
Saying wise words
stuck fog
Idk if it isragebait or not
scenic obsidian
why are you saying sybau like it’s the new norm it’s not funny anymore 🥀
Stfu is too old 🙏
stuck fog
ratebait 🔥
Lmao
glad oriole
because yt used to do ratings
stuck fog
I wrote it two times and the two times got it wrong
hard gyro
I wrote it two times and the two times got it wrong
That's a ragebait in itself
rough wigeon
how do i "sell" cards? i've destroyed cards but not "sold" them
asking bcz i have decided to get campfire in a tough state
hard gyro
how do i "sell" cards? i've destroyed cards but not "sold" them
asking bcz i hav...
You click on the card
unreal aurora
how do i "sell" cards? i've destroyed cards but not "sold" them
asking bcz i hav...
You sell Jokers and Consumables by clicking and pressing sell
hard gyro
And choose sell
unreal aurora
You can't sell playing cards, which are instead destroyed
hard gyro
That's not true tho my local game store sells a deck of cards
rough wigeon
You sell Jokers and Consumables by clicking and pressing sell
ah ok
unreal aurora
My mistake
stuck fog
I will try to look for balatro's deck of cards
Fangamer
stuck fog
I am in a third world country
Argentina?
unreal aurora
USA? jk/
stuck fog
Venezuela?
hard gyro
Don't try to guess
unreal aurora
Bro said don't try to guess
stuck fog
Is cuz i speak spanish
Srry
I know a place in the city I live where they had balatro decks
Idk if officials tho
thorny lance
I will try to look for balatro's deck of cards
i have one irl
still crest
How do i improve at improvising strats through the run?
stuck fog
How do i improve at improvising strats through the run?
Keep playing, i dont think there is a secret tip
still crest
Keep playing, i dont think there is a secret tip
I suppose that makes sense
stuck fog
I suppose that makes sense
Maybe watch people with lot of hours play? Idk
glad oriole
just play the game and dont try to force builds
still crest
Maybe watch people with lot of hours play? Idk
I watch roffle lite and it feels like he can play the wackiest setups and still beat ante 8 gold stake
glad oriole
forcing builds both stunts your learning and is a bad strategy
glad oriole
I watch roffle lite and it feels like he can play the wackiest setups and still ...
roffle’s a pretty good player
wind pilot
Rate my balatreada
still crest
roffle’s a pretty good player
Yeah i can imagine
glad oriole
what hundreds of hours in a game does to a mf
uh
balatro university is one of the best
aka dr spectred
unreal aurora
Is he actually a dr?
glad oriole
yeah
wind pilot
The only university where illiterate people go
unreal aurora
In math or something?
wind pilot
unreal aurora
That's awesome if true
glad oriole
yah
unreal aurora
I know a dude with a masters in math who loves Balatro
still crest
It feels impossible to play anything besides flushes pairs and high cards though 😭
thorny lance
now do i pivot
unreal aurora
now do i pivot
How to show seals on jokers? Mod or setting
thorny lance
How to show seals on jokers? Mod or setting
setting
unreal aurora
Oh found it
Wow did I never notice it before xd
Why is getting 30 diamond cards so hard
thorny lance
speaking of which i just hit that in this run lmao
cedar sluice
If I change to a new phone, will my collection and game progress (like jokers, decks, and other stuff) carry over automatically? Or is the save data stored only locally?
I’ve connected the game to Google Play Games, but I’m not sure if that’s enough to keep my progress safe.
keen willow
Why is getting 30 diamond cards so hard
Try erratic deck
unreal aurora
I don't have it yet xd
keen willow
Oh