🎙・server-chat

[clear locust]

worse than the

[halcyon flame]

??? how does that help

[clear locust]

my luck hasn’t been that bad with wheel

[brisk zinc]

imagine if stuff like bloodstone and business card did the animation every time they don't hit

[merry ledge]

I love watching new players play talk in this discord lmao

[chrome wyvern]

Fr

[zenith wadi]

that would be funny

[uneven edge]

whaaa

how does that work

[autumn barn]

lol

[brisk zinc]

you have face cards in your hand anyway

[uneven edge]

you have to play face cards for business card to work

[brisk zinc]

wait what

OMG

i'm stupid

[halcyon flame]

youre thinking of reserved parking

[uneven edge]

are you getting it mixed with reserved parking?

[brisk zinc]

i was thinking of reserved parking

yes

my bad lmao

kill business card in that case

[nova shore]

wait, now i need to mod that

ty

[brisk zinc]

220 hours and i still mix up jonklers

[clear locust]

the arrogant plant when it faces the humble ride the bus

[uneven edge]

the plant is my favorite because I can scale rtb with no worry

[brisk zinc]

rtb is so nice on abandoned deck but on any other i never take it

[clear locust]

the plant uses its devil mind powers to force me to forget to read the boss blind

[halcyon flame]

every night i have nightmares about the plant

[brisk zinc]

the specific shade of green in the corner of my eye is enough at this point

[autumn barn]

what does plant do?

[brisk zinc]

all face cards are debuffed

[halcyon flame]

pain

[clear locust]

agony

[uneven edge]

rtb is so nice*

[autumn barn]

..............................................................................................................................................

[uneven edge]

you shouldn’t disregard rtb on any deck

it’s one of the best mult scalers

[brisk zinc]

i don't enjoy avoiding like 15% of my deck

[uneven edge]

and it’s so easy to just not play face cards

[halcyon flame]

my brother in christ it is +1 mult how is it one of the best

[uneven edge]

1 dollar for +1 mult?

[brisk zinc]

nah i see their point but it's not for me

[chrome wyvern]

It's the boss of agony and terror (I don't remember)

[uneven edge]

yeah man idk

[halcyon flame]

it is physically impossible to have any mult scaling worse than what ride the bus has

[uneven edge]

idk how it’s not one of the best scaling mult jokers

idk man

+93 is kinda mid tbh

[clear locust]

it’s honest work

[autumn barn]

oh thats what ot is

[chrome wyvern]

That is hard work

[autumn barn]

doesn't look so bad

[hollow hill]

Most money comes from econ jokers, if you’re solely relying on money from hands you aren’t getting by very far

[brisk zinc]

i've had higher with swash ||and negative egg||

[clear locust]

yeah but u have to go through 93 hands without face cards to get there

[halcyon flame]

i am not playing 93 hands for that dawg

[uneven edge]

exactly

[uneven edge]

and that’s VERY easy

[uneven edge]

you don’t have to

[autumn barn]

also what is vaucher made for lol

[hard gyro]

Yeah people be so lazy and just don't want to scale

[uneven edge]

but don’t say RTB is bad

you can be lazy and use other methods

[clear locust]

heh

[brisk zinc]

i think rtb is good i just don't enjoy playing with it personally

[clear locust]

what yall know about

greedy joker

[halcyon flame]

im not saying its bad im just saying its not good

[brisk zinc]

same with campfire and obelisk

they're good but not fun

[uneven edge]

and you’d still be wrong

[halcyon flame]

thats the diamond one right?

[hollow hill]

RTB is slightly worse than green imo but still really good

[hard gyro]

Like building up your run is one of the most fun things in the game since balatro is kind of a strategy game

[uneven edge]

since rtb is straight up GOOD

[uneven edge]

no it’s better

you aren’t punished for discarding

[clear locust]

i always mix up obelisk and the idol

[uneven edge]

in fact rtb wants you to discard

[halcyon flame]

yeah which is why it sucks beyond blue stake

[hollow hill]

Yeah my b I meant the other way around

[chrome wyvern]

Balatro balatrez is playing balatro...

[uneven edge]

this was on gold stake btw

lmfao

[hollow hill]

Just play a pair and 3 face cards it’s easy to get rid of them

[uneven edge]

he’s new he’ll come around to RTB

[hard gyro]

No jokers suck at any stage of the game you work with what rng gives you

Well except for superposition

[halcyon flame]

my bad, it sucks in comparison to other jokers

[uneven edge]

a lot of people don’t see the value of the simple scaling +1 mult jokers

[hollow hill]

I see your opinion and raise you magic 8 ball

[uneven edge]

and that’s okay

[brisk zinc]

8ball:

[hollow hill]

lol

[clear locust]

not THAT bad

[autumn barn]

wdym leftmost

[brisk zinc]

8ball is worse than superposition imo

[uneven edge]

well youd still be wrong

rtb is an S tier joker

[halcyon flame]

literally how bro

[clear locust]

the humble marble joker:

[halcyon flame]

what is your definitipn of s tier

[hard gyro]

Well it helped me in some rare cases so my point still stands

[raw fractal]

I don’t use rtb but even I can acknowledge how good it is

[uneven edge]

do I need to show you that image again?

like

[raw fractal]

Esp when you don’t want to use face cards

[hollow hill]

Out of all +mult scaling rtb is like second or third

[uneven edge]

I already gave you the proof lmfao

[uneven edge]

third

[raw fractal]

It combos really well with other jokers

[hard gyro]

Balatro relies on you to bulid your run with what you are given

[hollow hill]

What would you put second?

[hard gyro]

Even if what your given is pure shit

[uneven edge]

something that allows this

unconditional mult

[raw fractal]

Like wee joker for example I had a run on magic deck earlier and I didn’t use photochad til the last 2 antes

I also had yorick but

[uneven edge]

spare trousers

[brisk zinc]

i'm actually curious now, what are yalls favorite scaling +mult jokers?

or non scaling idc

[raw fractal]

Flash card

[halcyon flame]

wow unconditional mult is s tier i guess half of all jokers are now s tier

[uneven edge]

flash

[raw fractal]

Always and forever

[hollow hill]

Ah yes forgot about that joker

[raw fractal]

Nothing comes close

[uneven edge]

yeah let’s not strawman my argument lmfao

[hard gyro]

Spare trousers

[raw fractal]

I like play high card 24/7

[hard gyro]

Spare trousers is op with full houses

And two pairs

[raw fractal]

Can’t bother with anything else

[hollow hill]

Green joker is one of my fav +mult scalars

[brisk zinc]

i don't like green joker

flash card is great tho

[uneven edge]

I didn’t like green joker for a bit

[raw fractal]

Green joker is good with burglar but I still hate it

[uneven edge]

but now I love it

[hollow hill]

Which one is flash card

[hard gyro]

Kind of the same but it's good for a start

[uneven edge]

mult for rerolling shops

[halcyon flame]

+2 mult per reroll

[raw fractal]

The one that gives mult for rerolls

[brisk zinc]

basically all of my runs have more discards than hands so green joker is just actively bad for me

[hollow hill]

Ew no not JJ

[hard gyro]

Isn't it 3+?

[brisk zinc]

JJ is goat

[raw fractal]

I got negative bobo with flash card once

[uneven edge]

nothing hits different than getting burglar and gronkler

[raw fractal]

It was so nice

[uneven edge]

it’s +2

[halcyon flame]

nope i just checked its 2

[hard gyro]

I am surprised no one mentioned red card

[raw fractal]

Red card is meh

[hollow hill]

Probably confusing it with red card which is +3 per skopped pack

[raw fractal]

I like tarots

[uneven edge]

that’s the best mult scaling joker

[hollow hill]

My goat

[uneven edge]

but it’s so overplayed for me

[brisk zinc]

i'm surprised anyone likes it

[raw fractal]

Red card isn’t bad by any means

But def not one I would take

[halcyon flame]

im fine with red card but i almost never use it for some reason

[hollow hill]

You need econ but it is the best scaling joker

[hard gyro]

You can just keeping opening standard Packs and skipping or open Megas and get something you want and skip

[brisk zinc]

i don't like skipping packs simply

[uneven edge]

for effectiveness red card is the best mult scaling joker

[halcyon flame]

thats fair ig

[brisk zinc]

mega packs i get but the others i don't wanna skip

[raw fractal]

Flash card fits my playstyle more

Esp with reroll tags

[uneven edge]

you probably over value packs then

[brisk zinc]

flash card also pairs nicely with chaos

[uneven edge]

if that’s how you view red card

[raw fractal]

Yeah

[brisk zinc]

usually the stuff inside looks better than +3 mult

[raw fractal]

Plus I reroll a LOT

[brisk zinc]

ofc i could be wrong

i'm not a good player

[raw fractal]

First shop is usually ass for me

[hollow hill]

I got a blueprint, brainstorm, burglar, green, card sharp run going on nebula deck, best run ever

[uneven edge]

I can just give you a list of the things I DONT skip when I’m playing for red card which can help you

since there’s a lot I do skip

[raw fractal]

I like never open card packs unless I have hologram

[halcyon flame]

how do you define best run ever?

[raw fractal]

Just stuffs your deck

[brisk zinc]

to be fair i skip a lot of stuff too but if i see a red card in the shop it doesn't look too enticing to me

[uneven edge]

you’re missing out on blue seal potential

and purple seal

[raw fractal]

Trueee actually

I did open one and got a glass blue seal queen

It was glorious

[uneven edge]

because

its funny since were also on the discussion of red carad

[hollow hill]

All the seals are fantastic

[uneven edge]

you can just skip it

and get +3 mult

if its not a blue or purple seal

which is ALOT of times

[raw fractal]

That’s a good way to look at it actually

I might have to try that out

[halcyon flame]

i dont open standard packs as often i should ngl

[uneven edge]

Like people need to look at red card in this way, it gives EVERY single pack a good option

if its not something you like

you are at the minimum getting +3 mult

which is

very GOOD

[raw fractal]

That’s kinda why I like glass joker so much

[uneven edge]

glass joker is a bootleg canio

[brisk zinc]

i'll have to try out red card more often

[raw fractal]

My fav x mult joker in the game

[uneven edge]

and canio is my favorite

[raw fractal]

If it breaks

You get .75 mult

Which is wild

[uneven edge]

its my favorite x mult joker too

[raw fractal]

And you need that shit for later

[uneven edge]

or second favorite

[uneven edge]

you should

[distant comet]

hear me out on lucky cat

[uneven edge]

red card is amazing

just obviously dont run down your economy trying to scale it

thats how you set yourself up for failure

[brisk zinc]

i'm in the c+ process so i'll take any advice from better players :3

[distant comet]

best x mult ever

[uneven edge]

dont skip things like hermits or temperances (if you have decent value)

[raw fractal]

Temperance becomes so busted later on

[uneven edge]

if a buffoon pack has an economy joker or a joker that will benefit your run in the long term more than a +3 mult

take it

the criteria of things you can skip is way higher than you think

[brisk zinc]

oh yea those are the ones i never skip

unless i get like less than $5 from either

in that case i rather take the +3

[uneven edge]

im trying to get C+ x2

[distant comet]

is 8 ball ever useful besides if you have oops or an enchantment on it?

[uneven edge]

im not the best

[brisk zinc]

nope it sucks never take it

[uneven edge]

I mean its all just a money game

[rapid hill]

The EGG with temperance is goodly combo but also gift card is good

[distant comet]

I really won't I was just asking for confirmation

[uneven edge]

like will taking that +3 mult save you money later on from scoring higher?

[brisk zinc]

video game making me use my brain

unbelievable

[uneven edge]

money is everything in balatro

[distant comet]

driver's license is the one that gives 3x mult for 16 enchanted cards right

[halcyon flame]

yes

[distant comet]

ight

[uneven edge]

adventure capitalist 2.0

[uneven edge]

yes

[unreal stream]

that game was a massive waste of time

[uneven edge]

yeah I beat all 3 planets

[distant comet]

I swear bro this game is just making gamblers

[uneven edge]

I will never get that time back

[distant comet]

the casinos are gna love it

[unreal stream]

i think i also did

[brisk zinc]

me who forgot about the game for literal years and came back to having bascially infinite money on all planets

[halcyon flame]

didnt localthunk trademark the game so it could never be used in casinos or smth along those lines?

[brisk zinc]

i think i still have the account actually

[distant comet]

yes

i meant like

[uneven edge]

yep

[distant comet]

balatro is just a gambling game that's just kid friendly

[uneven edge]

I've unfortunately sunken more time into cookie clicker

I have a problem

[brisk zinc]

oh damn

[unreal stream]

balatro's like 75% skill minimum

[brisk zinc]

i used to run it idle in the background but i'm too lazy to do even that now

[halcyon flame]

everyone loves to see the big numbers

[uneven edge]

95%

balatro is just the biggest learning curve

[brisk zinc]

yea balatro is very much mostly skill based

[uneven edge]

if you fail theres probably a reason why

[brisk zinc]

every seed is winnable

[uneven edge]

and you can improve on it

it may take multiple losses

[distant comet]

1% chance on getting perkeo and DNA back to back

99% faith that you'll somehow beat plant on ante 18

[unreal stream]

me looking at the ante 8 blueprint 3 dollar short and remembering that time when i discarded a gold card

[brisk zinc]

fuck someone is inviting me to a bar

goodbye money

[uneven edge]

unfortunately theres a stigma with just talking about RNG and skill in roguelikes in general

[unreal stream]

im not talking about endless

[rapid hill]

Too about brawlhalla, I spent over 300 hours on that game just to quit and forgot every combo with gloves and hammer

[distant comet]

drinking is big no no

[uneven edge]

get them to buy you drinks

[brisk zinc]

you say this after i've had 7 beers

[distant comet]

staying home and playing balatro is big yes

[unreal stream]

fuck that shit, the servers run on a potato

[distant comet]

there's only one beer left

• mf doom walks in *

[brisk zinc]

i have 5 left in the fridge

[distant comet]

you just had to ruin the joke

[rapid hill]

Fricking Lance players I hate them all

[unreal stream]

i used to win like 5-0 with my friend and he was using a controller

[distant comet]

💔💔💔

[brisk zinc]

sorry idk mf doom

[distant comet]

listen to his songs

lyrical genuis

[brisk zinc]

maybe i will

[distant comet]

he's like 50

he died in 2020 I think

[unreal stream]

fav character was artemis but i really liked the scythe

[rapid hill]

Its sad that he died

[distant comet]

Mf doom

Mr fantastic

wattap vruga

[rapid hill]

Yes in leads hospital because of late medication

[distant comet]

rapp snitches

telling on they business

sitting in court and be they own star witness

can you see the perpetrator

yeah I'm right here

[brisk zinc]

i only mostly listen to death metal so idk if i'll be listening to mf doom anytime soon but i'll keep it in the back of my mind

[rapid hill]

Mine was too but kor with jaké crossover I love that

[distant comet]

get the whole label and set em for years

[distant comet]

Rip unc

looking up at us rn

[rapid hill]

Maaaaaannn whats your favourite doom song?

[clear locust]

MY BANANA DIED

[distant comet]

gotta be one beer left

or wait

I forgot the name

it had like 3 features

[rapid hill]

Mm food is my favourite album from him

[lethal iris]

y'all aint spelling his name in allcaps wtf

[rapid hill]

And still is

[halcyon flame]

gros michel or cavendish?

[rapid hill]

MF DOOM

Yeaaaaaaah

[lethal iris]

i kinda flipflop between madvillainy and mm food tbh

depends on what i'm feeling

[rapid hill]

Born like this

[distant comet]

I think it was between villains

I don't remember the name

I listen to Kanye West more than anything tbh

[rapid hill]

Mine is Kon karne because it was first song I heard from him

[lethal iris]

i have actually never listened to this album in full wtf

i just realized

[distant comet]

absolutel cinema

[lethal iris]

its just gazzillion ear

[rapid hill]

Best song hold on is

[distant comet]

what's you lot favorite Kanye song

[rapid hill]

https://youtu.be/Eg6mrIbAkG0?si=-nJenzN5I5k6ptar

[distant comet]

I know you guys have at least one

from my glorious goat kanye

[rapid hill]

Devil in a new dress and hell of a life

[lethal iris]

i dont know kanye much but uhh

stronger, ig

[distant comet]

[lethal iris]

solely for the daft punk sample

[rapid hill]

But I have lot of them heard em say

[distant comet]

you have to listen to ghost town

genuinely top 10 Kanye songs oat

[distant comet]

heard em say is so goated

we don't care is so cool bro

like just the vibe on it

[lethal iris]

aight

i'll put it on my radar

[rapid hill]

Hold on let me find something real quick

[distant comet]

you could also try roses

it's on his second studio album

Late Registration

[lethal iris]

okay

[rapid hill]

Yeah find it @distant comet

[ornate cove]

My honest reaction

[rapid hill]

590 times 😅only in 3 months

[ornate cove]

MMFOOD

[rapid hill]

Thats incredibly beatiful

[ornate cove]

Thanks, man

[rapid hill]

Needed to save the image thats treasure

[dusty wasp]

hi guys does anyone know anything about a discount on balatro? 10% discount on summer pass sale is not serious, maybe someone has an extra voucher "Liquidation" or in extreme cases "Clearance Sale". if seriously I would be very grateful for a discount. thanks in advance. or not

[ornate cove]

Hahah

[rapid hill]

Even on screen lock I have him

[high rain]

Hello are there any news on the new update? Like it’s release date maybe?

[ornate cove]

I see him everywhere

[rapid hill]

Because he is everywhere

[ornate cove]

[desert niche]

is naninf even possible in vanilla?

[sullen socket]

Wdym vanilla

No mods?

[desert niche]

not modded?

the usual meaning?

[sullen socket]

Oh yeah absolutely it's possible without mods

[desert niche]

oh alright

[clear locust]

bro

my ecto

just hit

[halcyon flame]

ofc

[clear locust]

invis joker

[halcyon flame]

rip

[desert niche]

thats rough

[rapid hill]

Yeah like Slow jamz

[uneven edge]

yep

[ornate cove]

Yuh

[shy knoll]

hi balatro

can someone give a new player some tips

[rapid hill]

@ornate cove May I ask if you have any favourite MF DOOM song?

[shy knoll]

new player as in these kinda stats

[rapid hill]

Thats on long time

[shy knoll]

wdym

[rapid hill]

But what do you need help with most ?

[shy knoll]

well

i cant make good runs

and i dont usually get past ante 5

[rapid hill]

Hmmmm depends also on deck you are playing with

[shy knoll]

well

its on every deck bro

[haughty elbow]

You need multipliers

[shy knoll]

wow i didnt know that

[haughty elbow]

😂

And good economy

And luck obviously

[daring dagger]

As long as you have chips, mult and xmult you should manage

[ornate cove]

Fastlane bud

[shy knoll]

i cant build to get that

[lofty isle]

guys whats better steel king with red seal or

[shy knoll]

i just dont know how

[lofty isle]

nothing

[ornate cove]

That beat is crazy

[halcyon flame]

buy the jonklers

[ornate cove]

Yorick and copy

[haughty elbow]

Games like this are meant to be played several times before u understand the mechanisms and strategies

Die and retry and you will hone your skills

[ornate cove]

I love rogue likes

[shy knoll]

i have over 200 runs played and like 10 have actually won

[strange meadow]

try to get every kinda thing asap

[haughty elbow]

That's already decent ahah

[strange meadow]

there are a lot of unlockables

[shy knoll]

no its not

[rapid hill]

Didnt expect to someone mention King Geedorah its Krazy world

[shy knoll]

i got alot of help on the ones that i did win

[strange meadow]

some unlockables are lifesavers

[ornate cove]

King Geedorah is cool

[queen escarp]

ah yes the i will die on ante 2 build

[ornate cove]

Underrated I think

[shy knoll]

ante 1 gros michel?

sign me up

[strange meadow]

have you yet considered not dying

[clear locust]

im an economy demon

[haughty elbow]

My strategy that does not work every time :

• reach as fast as I can 20/25 coins to max interests;
• get a scalable joker (that increases almost every round)
• get multipliers
  -then enhance my cards

[ornate cove]

Well, no underrated but deserves more recognition

[queen escarp]

thanks for the tip

[haughty elbow]

And I wisely select my first ante by checking the first two bonuses you get by skipping the first or the first two rounds of ante 1

[strange meadow]

anytime

[rapid hill]

He is definitely but also czar face colab, Break in the Action

[queen escarp]

WOOOOOOOO

HOLY SHIT

[ornate cove]

Holy molly

[rapid hill]

He is underrated and also needs more recognition because its incredible work

[rapid hill]

You lucky

[queen escarp]

...

[rapid hill]

Uhhhh better find tape

[queen escarp]

Phew

[haughty elbow]

Close😏

[queen escarp]

HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

triboulet
basically photo but better

[uneven edge]

photo is more consistent than triboulet

[rapid hill]

You are cheating dont say no🤣🤣

[shy knoll]

maaan

i wanna make a high card build

but i havent gotten the right luck yet

[queen escarp]

cant hear you

[rapid hill]

If he have build with queens and kings its godly seed

[rapid hill]

Have the blueprints on trib

I think it would get more score

[queen escarp]

im going to get needed score anyway
and i need extra triggers on lucky card

[rapid hill]

Oh makes sense

[young bolt]

Hi

[queen escarp]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rapid hill]

This is too much get sock and buskin and you win

[queen escarp]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[young bolt]

Don't do it

[queen escarp]

why?

[young bolt]

Just don't it'd fucked up the run

[queen escarp]

how so

[rapid hill]

Its negative so why not

[queen escarp]

its basically free money

[young bolt]

You still need to sell a joker to get it

[azure rover]

Anybody have any advice for this game? Im a new player.

[queen escarp]

no?

[young bolt]

Never touch black deck

[azure rover]

Isn't that +1 joker -1 hand size?

[rapid hill]

Hello , for what do you need biggest advice ? Because its pretty long list

[azure rover]

Which jokers to choose over others

[thorn tiger]

hi

[azure rover]

Hi!

[shy dove]

-1 hand

not hand size

[azure rover]

Oh ok

[shy dove]

stuff w a higher ceiling is generally prefered to more static stuff

scaling jokers are very powerful

[azure rover]

?

[rapid hill]

Okay so depends also on end game and start. So on start look for good finance jokers like egg, rocket best on ante 1 and others that give you some money and best are scaling mult jokers

[rapid hill]

Hello

[azure rover]

Don't you need flat mult tho?

[thorn tiger]

where is the channel for the memes?

[azure rover]

#🎥・videos-and-streams

[shy dove]

+mult yes

[thorn tiger]

thxs ❤️

[shy dove]

so good scaling +mult jokers like red card, green joker, ride the bus, etc are all great

[rapid hill]

Yes thats important too so I like lucky cards sometimes they give some but its on luck so good are flat mult jokers and also level up hands "planets" they

[queen escarp]

DAMN!!!!!!!

[azure rover]

Ima play a game and I'll show you guys the end result👍

[shy dove]

then getting chips either from planets or from jokers is good

and then finishing that off with some xmult

[shy dove]

what does dna even do here

[rapid hill]

Okay goodluck 👍

[azure rover]

Ima do plasma deck.... the best one right?

[queen escarp]

I have directors cut

• i already beaten plant

[shy dove]

youve already got them

why do you need more

[nova shore]

:(

[rapid hill]

Its on you but plasma is one of good ones

[shy dove]

oh ig if ur trying to baron

[queen escarp]

yup

DAMN!!!!!!!!!

[jolly ravine]

overrated

reroll for a zany joker

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[rapid hill]

Okay so for more questions just ask and I will answer im now going to play star wars 😅🤣

[jolly ravine]

choď spať veď je jedenásť hodin

[rapid hill]

Ale klídek mam voľno

[jolly ravine]

pravda

[nova shore]

mhm?

which language is that?

[jolly ravine]

why do you ask

[azure rover]

Holy

[clear locust]

an emperor tarot just gave me 2 temperances

[rapid hill]

Tie questy v star warse sa sami nesplnia 🤣

[jolly ravine]

🛗🛗🛗

[nova shore]

curiosity, what else?

[cold merlin]

Looks like Polish to me, but not sure

[azure rover]

@rapid hill JUST GOT A SOUL

[cold merlin]

I cannot really tell apart Polish from Czech and such too well

[jolly ravine]

ja ti dám taký polish že stretneš otca syna a ducha svätého

<3

[nova shore]

I find it strange to see a language that uses the Latin alphabet and not understand what they say.

[jolly ravine]

CZECH????

[cold merlin]

Well it is one of Slavic languages that uses Latin alphabet

but cannot tell much more than that

[jolly ravine]

čávo asi nepozna ani azbuku veď chod do tej škôlky tam ta naučia písmena

[nova shore]

makes sense

[nova shore]

yea rule 2

[jolly ravine]

😁

[cold merlin]

though "ja" looks more like from Serbia or some other post Yugoslavia country

[rapid hill]

What joker did you got ?

[jolly ravine]

yugoslavian my ass

[azure rover]

Yorick

[nova shore]

i was thinking something from here

[azure rover]

Yorick

[rapid hill]

Not bad

[jolly ravine]

I mean yeah vojvodina but we are NOT from yugoslavia

[nova shore]

long time since i see a language from there

[rapid hill]

man you are savage😅🤣

[cold merlin]

Ok I was close with Czech I suppose... Google says Slovak
Though my native language is Russian so all those are hard to tell apart

[nova shore]

what vojvodina means, its a country?

[jolly ravine]

“those people”

[rapid hill]

Yeah im from Slovakia too one of the worst languages 🤣🤣

[rapid hill]

Dobre choď radšej ty spinkať 🤣🤣

[jolly ravine]

everything good in slovakia is actually czech

[azure rover]

@rapid hill

Wrong image lol

[nova shore]

xd

[azure rover]

I died with 12 chips left....

[cold merlin]

Also why did google said that "nepozna ani azbuku" said that "doesn't know Cyrrilic"
I do know Cyrrilic really well... I left Russia only when I was 23

[hard gyro]

Cool erratic run

I love erratic

[azure rover]

Photochad user

[jolly ravine]

mb cro

[hard gyro]

I just got lucky

[jolly ravine]

I fr didn’t know you were chill like that

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[rapid hill]

Didnt you mean alphabet?

[jolly ravine]

yes

[cold merlin]

Yeah I also think Azbuka is just alphabet

Google assumed it was the cyrrilic one out of nowhere though

Google translate is weird sometimes

[nova shore]

55% of the time

[rapid hill]

Yes But different

[hard gyro]

Misogyny be like:

[cold merlin]

Yeah Azbuka is different I know... we have that distinction in Russian too... but hard to explain in english

[hard gyro]

I am gonna get that queen

[rapid hill]

I do understand polish but russian something

[cold merlin]

well to me Polish, Czech and Slovak all look very similar, because I can only understand like 20-30% or so

[frank sinew]

bro this new balatro update looks so cool

[cold merlin]

Like Ukranian and Belarussian I can understand somewhat, but other Slavic languages are different enough, where I can only understand vibe and maybe a few words look familiar or are same

[frank sinew]

i’m gonna die doing a fucking straight build on yellow deck

ew

[rapid hill]

I understand what you mean so polish is very different from Slovak and Czech but you can actually undersrand what is talked about

The rules between Czech and Slovak are really different too so let me show you: "ě" we dont have in normal Slovak language

[jolly ravine]

ř

vokatív case

czech usually has a more rounded sort of vibe

hard to explain

lot more o sounds

[rapid hill]

Ja som - Já jsem

[rapid hill]

I want this fyp too 🤣🤣🤣

[pliant canyon]

swag

smash

@gloomy oracle

[rapid hill]

You messed up man

[jolly ravine]

I wish I could send my gifs 😭😭😭

I got so many good responses

[rapid hill]

Me too but I think it would not be the best idea

[rapid hill]

How old are you even ?

[jolly ravine]

17 why

[marsh galleon]

hello balaters

[twin wasp]

bro first game after tutorial

[pliant canyon]

@gloomy oracle this nig/a said he wanted to lick ur toes

[marsh galleon]

diabolical work

[jolly ravine]

pretty sure ts is a compromised account

[rapid hill]

Nothing nothing only that im 14

[jolly ravine]

js saying

[jolly ravine]

you talk like a 35 year old

maybe it’s the emojis

🤣😆😆😂 these ones

[rapid hill]

Yeah 😅

[compact nebula]

His name was bitcoin baron 😭

[twin wasp]

i think ante 11 is the biggest jump

[compact nebula]

Any ante after 8 is exponential

[rapid hill]

Express your emotions through text so only way through voice message I would sound high as kite

[rich halo]

12 no?

goes to 300 mil on small blind

but ofc any ante after increases in e’s which is way more

[tribal scaffold]

What's your favorite joker?

[pliant canyon]

lo balatro sale caro @gloomy oracle

[marsh galleon]

what are yall's thoughts about the pizzussy

[rapid hill]

I would say something but on this I have no words

[jolly ravine]

hanging chad 👅

[jolly ravine]

madness:

[rapid hill]

EGG

[rich halo]

i will never be this lucky again

[marsh galleon]

official wiki

[pliant canyon]

u can say yes

[rich halo]

ty balala gods

[marsh galleon]

def

[rich halo]

the run died like 2 antes later

[stuck dew]

Yeah

[rapid hill]

I say no

[pliant canyon]

like carlos

el de los huevos largos

[rapid hill]

To je čo aká maďarská jazyk? @jolly ravine pomóž mi trocha v núdzi

[jolly ravine]

me encanta huevos, especialmente cuando están fritos

[pliant canyon]

bro what the fuck

[pliant canyon]

que cojones dices subnormal yo sobrevivi al apagon

[jolly ravine]

los borderos crujientes son los mejores

[rapid hill]

Food is food every food is good

[jolly ravine]

que apagón??????

[pliant canyon]

el de tu culo y mi ano

[rapid hill]

Dik moc

[marsh galleon]

pizzussy is life and love

live laugh pizzussy

[jolly ravine]

tak ideme si povedať nejaké urážky? dohodnuté

[pliant canyon]

nigga ewhat

[jolly ravine]

pardon, je to španielčina

[rapid hill]

Povedal urážku? Nauč ho slovenskou klasikou

[merry ledge]

that moment when you suck at balatro

[jolly ravine]

presne tak

[jolly ravine]

povedal mi že som kretén a že prežil nijaký výpadok prúdu

[pliant canyon]

bro

[jolly ravine]

ja ti dám taký cepillin že stretneš tvoju starú babku v nebe

[pliant canyon]

bro what the fuck

[rapid hill]

Cepelin symphonic 🤣🤣

[pliant canyon]

quick reminder u gotta speak english

[jolly ravine]

a môžete od tadiaľ pozerať ako jebem jej

yeah actually

true

i’m a grown ass man insulting a man for speaking spanish

i’m better than this

[pliant canyon]

thats me

[jolly ravine]

i’m sorry

[rapid hill]

You good, chill

[hard gyro]

I can't believe I won with this bulid 😭

[tribal scaffold]

WE MUST THE DEFORESTATION

[jolly ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

peak

[rapid hill]

I mean not anything wrong with the build

[true osprey]

Can a seed be used to unlock brainstorming?

[hard gyro]

Nope seeded runs don't unlock anything

[tribal scaffold]

WE MUST DEFORESTATION

[tacit chasm]

should i switch out to get the photo?

[true osprey]

And if I used a royal flush but lost on the 7 bet, is it still unlocked?

[rapid hill]

No you need to discard the royal flush

But how do you mean that ?

[jolly ravine]

what is scary face doing there 😭😭😭

take photograph

[tacit chasm]

points since im on plasma deck

[jolly ravine]

oh

[jolly ravine]

good luck in your life then

I do not interact with plasma deck users

[hard gyro]

Oh well never expected to last too long anyways

[tacit chasm]

i wish i picked up the baron earlier cause i got a mime in a pack. could have been a good run

[hard gyro]

I still can't believe that was a winning bulid on blue stake

Five of a kind run aswell

[jolly ravine]

wait that was blue stake???

merry andy moment frfr

[hard gyro]

Yep and it was right after black

[jolly ravine]

nah that’s insane

[hard gyro]

So that was a two win streak

[jolly ravine]

also did you do a zodiac run yet today?

[hard gyro]

Yep i always try to finish gold stake zodiac still can't

I finished gold stake blue with no problem

[jolly ravine]

zodiac is tied for my fav deck with yellow

[hard gyro]

Idk why zodiac is so hard

[jolly ravine]

true

[hard gyro]

I will get it one day

I am just doing erratic for fun since I love erratic

[jolly ravine]

erratic is fun to play

anyway i’m gonna go sleep now

it’s almost midnight and I have plans tmrw

[true osprey]

I saw a video that to unlock the card you have to make a royal flush, I did it but I can't find it.

And the achievement and the letter appeared to me

[jolly ravine]

you have to discard a royal flush for brainstorm

a royal flush is the highest straight flush, ace king queen jack 10

[true osprey]

But if I lose the game, won't you give it to me?

[jolly ravine]

the unlock triggers right when you do it

you can lose the run and still unlock it

[forest river]

The ultimate photochad run(died on ante 12)

[vernal tartan]

Photototochad

[true osprey]

I made the royal flush twice and I can't find the card.

[vernal tartan]

You have to discard it iirc

[jolly ravine]

^^^

did you discard

[vernal tartan]

Doesn’t matter if you lose as long as you do it

[true osprey]

and even search and this comes up

[jolly ravine]

brainstorm is in the top left

and you don’t have it

[vernal tartan]

A Few people have mentioned stuff not unlocking to be fair

[hard gyro]

I only need to discover tier 2 of hone voucher and stone and satelite jokers

Then i will have complenteisnt

I finally unlocked satilete

[forest river]

Photophotophotochad

[hard gyro]

it legit says "discard a royal flush"

Not play it

[wintry cargo]

[lavish zenith]

im more of an guy myself

or cerea

ceres

[hard gyro]

I shifted to planet x this evening

[lavish zenith]

flush house my BELOVED

[hard gyro]

Can you imagine that was a win bulid

It was erratic deck

[lavish zenith]

even a single world, moon, sun, or stars card can turn a full house into a flush house

[hard gyro]

That was the deck before I died

[lavish zenith]

erratic is great for flush houses too

[drifting ginkgo]

i hate this game so much...

[hard gyro]

I mean flush house is kinda dumb you are just one step away from flush five so you might aswell work towards it

[hard gyro]

Open the spectral

[drifting ginkgo]

or right

[hard gyro]

There is probably an immolate

[drifting ginkgo]

YES

IMMOLATE

[lavish zenith]

flush house scales better iirc and it's easier to fix for i think

[drifting ginkgo]

YEEEEES

it costed me 3 kings tho

[hard gyro]

Bro flush house you have to fix for two ranks meanwhile flush five is just one card you have to make more of

Flush five is stronger and easier to get

[lavish zenith]

easier to fix for two cards than one card in general, more permutations you can move into

[shy dove]

flush house chips scale faster iirc

[hard gyro]

Flush five > flush house

Stay mad lol

[shy dove]

idk i tend to prefer flush house

[lavish zenith]

like say you're fixing for clubs jacks and clubs queens. you start with six cards you can fix into your build. as opposed to three

[shy dove]

faster chips and makes more use of strength

[lavish zenith]

you can also use strength more effectively

and its better with death cards since you have that bigger starting pool for fixing

[shy dove]

both are around each other in viability but imo flush house is the stronger one

[lavish zenith]

not to mention it's easy to get the ball rolling on flush houses if you can get a single suit changer tarot and use it during a blind

can't really do the same with flush five

thank you balato discord user shadows pussy for agreeing with me

[hard gyro]

I never knew pussies have shadows

[shy dove]

nope

its shadow spussy

[lavish zenith]

i finking LOVE flush houses. put me in some stupid soyjack meme about it i don't care. im thriving

[shy dove]

get it right

[lavish zenith]

shadow the hedgehog?

his pussy?

[shy dove]

her

[hard gyro]

The black version of sonic

[shy dove]

but also like its shadow spussy

not shadows pussy

[hard gyro]

Damn

Is it black?

[shy dove]

anyone who makes a wojak meme making fun of you has lost already

[lavish zenith]

shadow as in you, a she/it, yes. shadow as in shadow the hedgehog? his pussy.

[hard gyro]

Bro wtf are you saying

[jolly ravine]

average 1 am balatro server convo

[jolly ravine]

hanging chad could get it

[hard gyro]

True we went from talking about poker hands to this

[shy dove]

shadow the hedgehog is she/they/it

ive decided

[lavish zenith]

you know you ask a very very good question. it's such a shame you're not going to get a good answer.

[shy dove]

and i work at sega

so its canon

[lavish zenith]

oh i see

fair enough

[hard gyro]

Fair

[jolly ravine]

can you fire whoever designed those evil secret lair cards

[hard gyro]

I managed to pull a flush five infront of my dealer and he banned from the casino

It was all aces too

[shy dove]

yeah sure

[hard gyro]

And one of them was glass and it broke while he was holding it

[jolly ravine]

this is actually evil

oh wait it’s not from hand

[shy dove]

oh yeah the mtg sonic cards

[jolly ravine]

that’s ok then

this one might be interesting

ts going hard in my enchantment gameplan

[shrewd python]

[green thunder]

Where would I go to get help with streaming balatro black screen bug

[hard gyro]

#1290315622605131869

#1200105253559873707

[green thunder]

It's for a friend on pc

[jolly ravine]

basically make your spells uncounterable but in rakdos colors

fun ! :)

[slim junco]

Sup losers

[terse pagoda]

You the reason i lose my runs

[hazy field]

is est over fur mich?

[clever moss]

ja

du bist cooked

es ist over für die katze

[shy dove]

cat 🐈

[clever moss]

yess

baby katze

pussy

[terse pagoda]

I dont understand german but i believe hes not surviving this ante

[light gulch]

looks good

[terse pagoda]

Unless

Nvm om dumb

[broken sinew]

almost 100 hours of playing balatro and i just now accidentally figured out you can drag around the card in the middle of the title screen

[broken sinew]

you're cooked

[barren geyser]

@patent flame I DID IT

I DID IT

Also
Ignore foreign language

[ornate cove]

Balatro saved my life

[terse pagoda]

and my marriage

[ornate fable]

And my kids

[vagrant helm]

And my dog

[zenith hawk]

Hi

[cinder marlin]

qnd mysjjaijja

[vagrant helm]

And your huh...?

[cinder marlin]

my sjjaijja

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/12220814207452339826/D21FA8CC4283CD8BE486A8BE244AC5CB54704AE7/

[hushed basalt]

Huh

This is like

6th time

They give me a lot of 7s

[vernal tartan]

Yesss 7 of diamonds op

[subtle hinge]

canio reminds me of luigi this game

cuz I won with it but like it did absolutely nothing

legit didnt get any hanged man or anything like that

[shy dove]

bootstraps

[subtle hinge]

yea I kinda like it

[shy dove]

more spending money would let u roll down better

and find hanged men

[subtle hinge]

I would've gotten bull obviously but no I didn't get lucky with that either

[shy dove]

or at least let u get some glass goin

[subtle hinge]

legit got 2 hanged mans in a row from arcana packs now

well the 2nd one didnt have any face cards tho but the first one had 2 so ig 2x goes to that

[rocky compass]

#notahacker

[young bolt]

"yo how much cards square joker needs to upgrade?"

[young bolt]

#hesafuckinghackerlmaokillhim

[barren geyser]

Chat

Can y'all help me?

I... i dont know how to use death😭😭😭

:((

[young bolt]

Skill issue

[barren geyser]

😭😭

[quiet junco]

Would y'all still go for pairs with photo chad

[astral tapir]

Chat do I stick with photochad or should I start baron miming (I JUST got showman too 😭)

[young bolt]

I don't speak japanese sorry

[pine cargo]

No hablo inglés, lo siento

[river pelican]

hola ❤️

[young bolt]

Thanks that made me understand french

[shrewd sandal]

guys why in the balatro wiki yorick, perkeo and triboulet have different colors huh?????

[stable chasm]

please

tell me what to sell

ik its oops or bloodstone

fuck its so hard lol

[bleak stirrup]

That’s Fantastic

[young bolt]

Nice deck vro

[stable chasm]

LOL

13 card deck

[young bolt]

...
Say that again?

[stable chasm]

am i selling bloodstone or oops here pooks

[shrewd sandal]

i personally would sell all 6s

[young bolt]

Both

[stable chasm]

i was thinking that too

sucks to lose the econ

[bleak stirrup]

Starts playing 90210-Travis Scott

[shrewd sandal]

like it only gives you more luck if we ignore the polychrome

so yeah i don't think you need to be more lucky

try finding a negative joker

[stable chasm]

appreciate you

[near yew]

perkeo died

[young bolt]

Fantastic gour fans has only one joke "and it's always funny"

[shrewd sandal]

wine finally got him

rest in pieces

[young bolt]

RIP legend, we'll miss you

[shrewd sandal]

but like srsly what happened to the legendary jokers

[near yew]

i assue the wiki got like

fucked with

some people got access and changed stuff

if its not just free access

[shrewd sandal]

lol who's this 🥀

i searched them and it's empty

prob already erased

[cobalt falcon]

1074/1200

Let's gooooo

[stable tapir]

Finally beat black stake blue deck

[river pelican]

congrats from the one and only balatro

[stable tapir]

😆 thanks ig

[shrewd sandal]

no way

[shrewd sandal]

jimbo still owes me like 5 bucks

watch out man

[river pelican]

guillermo

[shrewd sandal]

i'm coming for you

[stable tapir]

Real

[stable tapir]

Luck I owe jimbo like 20

[river pelican]

Con balatro balatrez ni una guillermo

Watch out Guillermo 👀

[stable tapir]

Jimbo bilingual...?

[shrewd sandal]

silencio jimbo

[river pelican]

Jimbo bilingual

[shrewd sandal]

give me the bucks and that's it bro

at least in argentinian pesos

[river pelican]

yo man spent it all on chips

[river pelican]

Where u from

[shrewd sandal]

🇦🇷

[full glen]

are you the john balatro

[river pelican]

Y porque hablas en ingles

[stable tapir]

Jimbo daiski wa boku wa demonshotoru

[river pelican]

Im john balatro

[shrewd sandal]

🌐 2. Communicate in English

The Balatro server is a global community, but only English is used while chatting in any channel. This way, we ensure that all channels are properly moderated and we are able to offer a safe space for everyone.

[river pelican]

Fuck

Sorry

[shrewd sandal]

lmao np

[stable tapir]

Crape mb

I HATE AUTO CORRECT ON THIS NEW PHONE

[river pelican]

yall fw che? ❤️

[shrewd sandal]

😭

[stable tapir]

Someone please tell Jimbo what I just said

[shrewd sandal]

i don't know that language

i'm sorry

[stable tapir]

Japanese

[shrewd sandal]

any expert at language here

[river pelican]

Che the rapper not bc of argentinian 😭

[stable tapir]

Currently dead stuck on blue stake blue deck

[cunning rune]

My fav synergy

[river pelican]

damn

[stable tapir]

I don't see it, still testing to figure out how to work my new phone

[fossil badger]

Yo guys quick question. Is there a beta tester version of Balatro? Cause some weird dude is saying that he's a beta tester

[stable tapir]

I went from Nokia Brick to Samsung

[stable tapir]

Check his roles

[fossil badger]

It's not from discord

[stable tapir]

What from?

[fossil badger]

A Balatro Facebook Group

[stable tapir]

Balatro has a Facebook group?

[fossil badger]

Nope, it's non official

[stable tapir]

Dan those Facebook Mums be playing well

[stable tapir]

Guessed that LOL

Also who knows what my pfp is

[fossil badger]

But he's like that crazy saying that he's beta tester and people it's falling on that

[stable tapir]

Ask him to show proof

[fossil badger]

I think i will

Thanks

[river pelican]

gn balatreitors