🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

Nothing will ever be as bad as this

[blazing silo]

Wtf stickers aren't allowed?

[plain vortex]

lol

I guess not

[slim junco]

Yo wtf are you talking about I just sent a picture of an egg and you calling me the n word for no apparent reason

@pliant canyon

[plain vortex]

Huh.🤔

[opal knot]

is this the usual climate in the discord?

[slim junco]

Idk, I didn’t even do anything to deserve that

[pliant canyon]

that was not me

[plain vortex]

Idek

[halcyon flame]

same exact thing happened to me yesterday

[woven monolith]

does anyone remember when Egg did that serverwide ping for a challenge thing and this horrible suggestion thread was born

[pliant canyon]

that was probably @gloomy oracle

[slim junco]

Whatever man

I ain’t gon be here anymore after that 😭🙏

[woven monolith]

some dude sent a video of him pissing in this thread. there wasnt anything explicit but yeah it was wild

[pliant canyon]

good for u

[woven monolith]

the mods had to come in and lock it. good times. good times

[clear locust]

chicot no!

[real grail]

Hohoho

[pliant canyon]

@slim junco sorry me agarro el telefono @gloomy oracle

[final delta]

I was summoned

[slim junco]

Sybau, don’t you follow an only fans creator on your twitter 😭🙏

[pliant canyon]

dont talk like that about ur mom dude

[slim junco]

My bad, MULTIPLE

[pliant canyon]

disrespecful shit

[final delta]

what is happening

[pliant canyon]

uhh all girls in ur dumbahh family prob

[slim junco]

Sorry, I don’t follow Vita Celestine 😭🙏

[pliant canyon]

type shii

[pliant canyon]

u should

she has the bigest "sapito" i've seen

[slim junco]

Paying for a girls only fans is diobolical

[pliant canyon]

uhh u can see them for free

[slim junco]

And your following a 19 year old nsfw creator by the way

[pliant canyon]

dummy

[pliant canyon]

so?

she 18+

u dumb as hell

ofc balatro player..

[slim junco]

And this you? “Waifus all for me” ?

No connections anymore? Good for you!

[pliant canyon]

i dont even use reddit

[pliant canyon]

balatro player ahhh

[woven monolith]

it got so fucking bad

[pliant canyon]

click on my guns u get everything u want there

[woven monolith]

@cyan solstice do you remember this thread and how fun and totally not horrible it was

[cyan solstice]

I do

it is why I will let someone else ping when 1.1 drops

[woven monolith]

honestly

that thread was both horribly demented and hilarious

[pliant canyon]

@slim junco wanna play that game too

[woven monolith]

it could have done without people posting nsfw and themselves pissing but seeing everyone back behind you was really funny

[clear locust]

why are YOU in that server brotato!

[pliant canyon]

doing some research

for college shit

[idle wadi]

Welp thats something

[opal knot]

am back what i miss?

[slim junco]

My bad gang, it’s not only my account 😭🙏

@pliant canyon

Do whatever you want it’s not only my account 😭🙏

Dox me for all I care

[pliant canyon]

XD

[halcyon flame]

oh boy cant wait for the +4 mult!

[clear locust]

ur setup

scares me

[halcyon flame]

how so

[opal knot]

it's just baron.

[idle wadi]

Not seeded, is this streamer luck?

[opal knot]

"oh boo hoo im so scared of the baron setup. what if i stumble upon the plant?"

[halcyon flame]

no dont worry i already defeated the plant lmfao

[idle wadi]

Retcon my beloved

[halcyon flame]

bro came in too early 💀

[clear locust]

why do u even have sixth sense 😭

[opal knot]

lmao

[halcyon flame]

spectrals

i wanted red seal kings

and dna gives me unlimited sixes for unlimited spectrals

[clear locust]

do u move the dna to the left first

[halcyon flame]

no because i can already cycle through my entire deck

[pliant canyon]

im not weird like that boy what u gonna show? my general ip

[halcyon flame]

no point in adding more sixes

[opal knot]

i don't think it matters unless it's holo

[clear locust]

they’re gonna run out eventually

[halcyon flame]

no because i have dna

[clear locust]

wait

im geeked

[halcyon flame]

sixth sense destroys the six, dna adds one

[clear locust]

[clear locust]

[opal knot]

that's actually genius i should try that lol

[halcyon flame]

holy shit

[slim junco]

And for further proof that’s not me, I’m literally gay bro 😭

[pliant canyon]

twins

like me

@gloomy oracle

[halcyon flame]

i found the mime

[clear locust]

TAKE VAGABONDF

[valid badge]

haii

[opal knot]

heya

[valid badge]

hr yall

[opal knot]

im okay i guess

[halcyon flame]

wait should i take dna here

[valid badge]

is ur deck modded?

[halcyon flame]

wdym

[valid badge]

like if its modifed with kings

[halcyon flame]

you could say that

[valid badge]

then its not really necesarry

But

if u wanna getm ore kings with red seal

u might wanna take dna

[halcyon flame]

i can just death tho

[valid badge]

then dont take dna -w-

[halcyon flame]

PRIDE BANNER

[rapid hill]

Guten Morgen so as im reading there is happening another DISSession

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Tuesday, hope you guys have a good one.

[rapid hill]

Thanks ,have a good one too

[serene anvil]

Best thing ever

[patent flame]

Delete a baron

[acoustic jolt]

Heard ya like wee joker..

[finite shell]

question. If you play a seeded run do u get any achivments???!

[halcyon flame]

no i dont believe so

[finite shell]

oh ty!

[twilit phoenix]

chat i got: photograph, triboulet, hanging chad, sock n buskin, dna... should i take idol? if yes for what

[acoustic jolt]

No

Actually maybe

Lemme see your deck

And your ante

Idol really isn't that good unless you somehow skim your deck to only 2 cards

[twilit phoenix]

ts

ima make that red seal 3 a king one day trust✌️ 😔

[halcyon flame]

hey so before i accept this loss can you all verify that the positioning is as best as it can be? im pretty sure this is the best i can get but maybe theres an oversight

[clear locust]

u really got boned with all the brainstorms

[acoustic jolt]

Don't

[acoustic jolt]

Brainstorm'd

[halcyon flame]

my current math is:

1 steel + 3 baron proccs = 4 x1.5 mult per trigger
initial trigger + red seal trigger + 2 mime triggers = 4 triggers per card
each card gets 16 triggers total, and since the number of x1.5 mult per trigger and the number of triggers per card is the same, thats the most triggers per card possible

maybe i should copy the onyx agate

[pastel oasis]

I really enjoy the game up until you hit 1,155,000/1,200,000 on violet vesell when chasing gold stickers. I have 11 left to grab and this boss has swindled me so heavily in the last few days

[brisk ruin]

who can i contact to get someone out of this sever thats private dming people to join other severs

[brisk zinc]

i got a negative brainstorm from a judgement

possibly the best judgement of all time

[halcyon flame]

damn

what r the odds of that

[brisk zinc]

no idea

probably low because rare and neg

[slim junco]

what the FUCK is happening to the jokers in the wiki

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

[twilit phoenix]

yeah rn i searched for triboulet and was wondering why he was yellow lol

[brisk zinc]

1.1 leaked surely

[stable isle]

100%

the late 2025 update to balatro leaked

[hasty kelp]

My boy Nichola. Underrated legendary

[half whale]

x1 mult

[halcyon flame]

5% chance of rare joker + 5% chance of brainstorm + 0.3% chance of negative = around 1 in 130k

damn thats rare asf

[brisk zinc]

damn wtf

and this is my first run today

if this is a sign of things to come

[vivid island]

pretty sure that is the outdated wiki

[slim junco]

fandom isn't a great wiki

reason 1: anybody can make changes

[brisk zinc]

oh yea the new one is better simply because it's not fandom

[vivid island]

https://balatrowiki.org/

[half whale]

don’t get your hopes up cause next run you’ll have all your bloodstone triggers fail

[brisk zinc]

i'm not playing checkered after this run

trying orange stake rn so i'll do gold later

[rapid hill]

Best negative tag I ever had

[half whale]

alright then you’ll lose by one chip on ante 1 small blind

[brisk zinc]

better than ante 8 small blind

[honest canopy]

So they vandalised the fandom wiki just to advertise their own wiki? 🤔

[half whale]

holy shit negative diet cola looks sick

[rapid hill]

Yeah but it hurts a little

[half whale]

not the same people prob, and it’s an effect of less maintenance

[vivid island]

I'd say that's mostly moderation issue, but if you can restrict editing from most randoms it'd be easier to regulate.

[half whale]

oh yeah true

[lethal niche]

My own set of crazy jokers including a negative photograph

[vivid island]

wiki for larger medium would be much more difficult to mod though

[honest canopy]

I know vandalised wasn't the best word it just seemed odd

[half whale]

negative photograph is a sign of the best run of your life

[brisk zinc]

negative photo is a sign of ante 7 plant

[half whale]

one time I got two tribs, a negative sock and buskin, and a photochad

[vivid island]

*hanging chad

[half whale]

went to e13 with that shit

and no plants

[lethal niche]

Nah this was.

[vivid island]

ante 7 plant is a sign for justice

[rapid hill]

If you had sock the score would be higher then snoop dogg

[flint copper]

Are people vandalising it because there’s a new one now?

[stable isle]

yes

balatrowiki.org

[lethal niche]

I would have had an E score yeah.

[brisk zinc]

should i copy the bloodstone here

idk if i can trust it

[halcyon flame]

if you use like 3 judgements per run (id say this is a very generous estimate) and each run takes 30 minutes (also pretty generous) and you were to (god forbid) play balatro for 12 hours a day, it would take roughly 5 years on average to get that again

[brisk zinc]

1 in 200 looking ass

[rapid hill]

Do it

[vivid island]

people are probably encouraging others to move in

[brisk zinc]

thanks it fired like 8 times wow

which means on the next hand it won't fire once

[vivid island]

you can't just mass nuke the pages or fandom staff will revert that

[stable isle]

you have an expected xmult of 2.755X from bloodstone. I think the tribe is a good play.

[brisk zinc]

ofc i get ancient joker now

do we sell lusty

[stable isle]

tribe compounds your stuff

[brisk zinc]

or maybe gold joker since i won't need that much money anymore

ok ancient was the play i beat another orange stake yay

[rapid hill]

What is this math. Best method is trust your guts 👍

[stable isle]

1.5^(expected triggers which is 2.5 based on probability)

you can't actually have fractional triggers, so it's kinda impossible for that

[brisk zinc]

ok chat give me my next deck

ghost and yellow are already gold staked

[rapid hill]

50/50 all I need to know

Just pure luck

[vivid island]

black

[brisk zinc]

of course

haven't even black staked that lol

maybe it's time

[rapid hill]

Red

[brisk zinc]

i will try black first

can't wait for -1 hand -1 discard on blue stake

[rapid hill]

Goodluck soldier 🫡

[halcyon flame]

should i gor for c+ or rule breaker first

[vivid island]

I think I did Black Deck Gold Stake with Hieroglyph.

[brisk zinc]

what even is the jokers role btw

so secretive the whole chat died

[stable isle]

score

[devout thunder]

I don't think so, jokers are there for entertainment, not for score

Why else would they have funny little artworks and make silly little noises

[humble viper]

Flush ftw

[brisk zinc]

skip tags actually love me wtf

[steel fiber]

poly brainstorm!!!

[sharp compass]

:queentruth:
But whenever I get burning joker I go for pairs instead

Tried to do that as an experiment and it was successful

[floral meadow]

was it a rare tag or a poly tag

[austere arrow]

ive beaten the game a few times but im really bad. i tried good seeds but lose pretty early. does anyone have like any good ways or like youtubers i can learn the game more?

[ornate fable]

Failed naneinf attempts

[brisk zinc]

both

i skipped the whole ante

[floral meadow]

oh

[blazing silo]

I find myself in a problem (boss blind is leaf so I have to sell a joker, probably the straights one)

[hushed basalt]

Got myself the mobile version

(I already have it on Switch and Steam)

[steel fiber]

i have it on both switch (bought) and steam (gifted to me)

the reason I have it on switch also is so I can play it without having to compromise screenspace on my single desktop monitor

[hushed basalt]

I have it in three systems just for the sake of filling my life with BALATRO

Also the Switch copy I have is because I went to chip my Switch and the guy just downloaded the game unto my shit

I'll eventually buy it for it because I absolutely love this damn game

I'd love to have it physical

[keen willow]

I'm so cooked

[hushed basalt]

Is there a physical release of BALATRO for the Switch??

[boreal dune]

I think so

I'm pretty sure it comes with some irl jokers too

Those [[Clown-Around-Town]]s

[hushed basalt]

👀 👀 👀 👀

I'll go check the game store after my shift

Thanks Deltarune Free No Virus

[white juniper]

whats your fav joker?

👀

[boreal dune]

Anytime my fellow [[LET'S GO GAMBLING]] addict

[vast raft]

Does anyone have this but with chicot and plant

[thorny niche]

i think i underestimated how much i would @twilit veldt because i’m @twilit veldt ing so much

@twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming

[boreal dune]

I'm [[The Plant]]ing it

[vast raft]

[lethal iris]

unoptimal smh

[autumn barn]

so close
i only started playing this yesterday so yeah im still a noob

[vast raft]

Ante 1 ahh build

[boreal dune]

I HATE the [[Flint and Steel]]

[autumn barn]

lol true

[boreal dune]

Also, I'd say Ante 7 is pretty good for someone who just started yesterday

[autumn barn]

this game is kinda addicting so i played it like from (is this half day like 12am or 12pm?)

[autumn barn]

i think 12am tho

[boreal dune]

Half day is 12pm

12am is Midnight

[autumn barn]

ok

oh ok thx

[hushed basalt]

Spare Pants

[lethal iris]

Bloodstone

oops wrong reply

[hushed basalt]

Lmao

[lethal iris]

but anyway i love bloodstone

[boreal dune]

THAT MOTHER[[$4.99]] [[Clown-Around-Town]] I HATE

[wide bolt]

i have an idea for a joker

[boreal dune]

Chicot.

[wide bolt]

a rare joker that if u sell it it skips the boss blind

[hushed basalt]

I don't just love (slot machine sounds) I also love [[CHAOS CHAOS]]

[wide bolt]

like luchador

[boreal dune]

Luchador on steroids

Bodybuilder

[wide bolt]

and it also gives a random reward just like other skips

its rare tho

[autumn barn]

lol nice idea but it should also sell all jokers cuz imagine using it on ante 7

[hushed basalt]

This, blueprints and constellation helped me get to infinite mode for the first time

[autumn barn]

its too overpowered

[wide bolt]

if u blue print it it doubles ur reward

[hushed basalt]

I don't know if these are the actual names of the jokers

But I like them

Bad Print has failed me enough

[wide bolt]

constellation is actually good prove me wrong

free planet cards is fire

[hushed basalt]

I love it

oh

No, not that one

[wide bolt]

wait am i thinking of the wrong one

[hushed basalt]

The one that gives multi when you buy planet cards

[wide bolt]

oh ye my bad thats astronomer

[boreal dune]

Yeah that's constellation

[hushed basalt]

ou

[wide bolt]

astronomer gives free planet cards

[hushed basalt]

I see

[boreal dune]

Yeah that's [[FREE PLANET CARDS NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED]]

[wide bolt]

how abt a joker that if u sell it doubles money at the end of the round

bro is spamton fr fr

i have an idea for a card

a glitch card that if destroyed makes a random joker

[boreal dune]

ABSOLUTE [[Kromer]]

[boreal dune]

Some [[Balatro Cryptid Mod]] [[Type Shit - Metro Boomin, Future]]

[wide bolt]

thats actually in that mod? lol

bro is the real spamton

[boreal dune]

There is something very close to it

[brisk zinc]

hello why do i always get luck like this on white stake runs

trib ?!

[boreal dune]

A joker that when [[GOING ONCE!!! GOING TWICE!!! SOLD!!!]] creates a random joker

[boreal dune]

SO THATS WHERE ALL MY [[HeartShapedObject]] CARDS WENT

YOU'RE GETTING THEM

[brisk zinc]

yes sorry i'm taking them all

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🤑

[wide bolt]

how abt a rare joker that when sold turns a random joker negative

like invis

[boreal dune]

I'm [[Hyperlink Blocked]]ing it🤑🤑🤑

[boreal dune]

Kinda OP tbh

Still a cool idea

[wide bolt]

i also got this on a seeded run

[brisk zinc]

something something reroll voucher

[boreal dune]

HOLY [[CUNGADERO]]

[wide bolt]

i hate plant

[boreal dune]

[[The Plant]] CAN KISS MY [[Donkey]]

[hushed basalt]

Yo DELTARUNE FREE NO VIRUS

[boreal dune]

Hoh

[hushed basalt]

May I request your help with something non BALATRO related?

[boreal dune]

Alr

[hushed basalt]

I need help making a text sound more Spamtony

[boreal dune]

Ah

I see

What I usually do is just think of other words for stuff and just cram it in there

[hushed basalt]

Ah, I see

[boreal dune]

Or just random references kinda relating to the topic of the sentence

For example:
As a child I yearned for the [[Don't Mine At Night]]

[hushed basalt]

Hmm

[boreal dune]

Or some [[Male Cow Excrement]] like that

[hushed basalt]

Lmao

Okay I think I'm understanding

[boreal dune]

Now you try

[hushed basalt]

Uuuhhh

[molten horizon]

"we know you lost"

[brisk zinc]

bro has spectators

[hushed basalt]

Full [[HOUSE MD]] for [[LIFE IS A HIGHWAY - RASCAL FLATTS]]

[boreal dune]

Human I remember you're ante 10 losses

[boreal dune]

Yeah that's pretty [[Alright - Kendrick Lamar out now]]

[hushed basalt]

What a [[SHAME - SOAD, Wu Tang Clan]] my fellow [[LET'S GO GAMBLING]] enthusiast

[brisk zinc]

not reading allat

[molten horizon]

[hushed basalt]

Mucho texto

[boreal dune]

[[AH F@#$ IT BURNS]] yeah now we're getting somewhere

[inner patio]

Uno que habla español

[boreal dune]

Mucho texto

[molten horizon]

Mucho texto

[inner patio]

Si mucho texto

Pero lo mando

[warped sphinx]

[quick moat]

Sang

[hushed basalt]

Yea

[molten horizon]

Más de medio servidor habla español

[inner patio]

have said something in Spanish

[inner patio]

Enserio

[molten horizon]

Ye

[inner patio]

A ok

[hushed basalt]

Yea

[brisk zinc]

well that's unfortunate

unless somehow that 5oak can do it but i don't think so

[jovial elk]

I have one joker missing from my collection and it isn’t showing up 😭

This is a travesty

[hushed basalt]

I'm Chilean, my mother language and main one is indeed Spanish

[oblique vale]

yeesh

[wide bolt]

i got this on an unseeded RIP

[brisk zinc]

this blind doesn't get enough hate

i'm forced to play at least a 3 of a kind and it's at level 1 😭 i know neither of the spacemen will hit either with my luck

[wide bolt]

i still cant believe that i got so far 3 different runs with legendaries

[digital tusk]

you can always play five of a kind non scoring if needed

[brisk zinc]

yeah true

both of the spacemen actually hit which kinda saved me

[digital tusk]

luckyy

[steel fiber]

woah!!!

[brisk zinc]

bro what

battle of the century

[jovial elk]

Always trust in space men

[patent flame]

4oak has a higher base mult

[wide bolt]

F****** AGAIN

[patent flame]

Wow this build fucks so hard in this deck

[wide bolt]

I GOT CHICOT 2 RUNS IN A ROW

[brisk zinc]

what would jesus do

[wide bolt]

get the photo chad

[jovial elk]

Fr

[brisk zinc]

i only have 11 non-king face cards tho and i'd rather keep them in hand for baron

actually

next boss is the plant so it doesn't matter

i lose either way

no reroll voucher in sight

unless i get a luchador rn

[jovial elk]

Rip the homie it would seem 🙏

Unless heart of the cards

[wide bolt]

i am either the luckiest or unluckiest man on earth idk

for getting chicot 2x in a row

[brisk zinc]

i don't mind getting a chicot but it's still usually the first to go if i urgently need a joker slot

at best it can save your run and at worst it's free $10

anyway imma go buy some beer bye

[wide bolt]

actually its 7 dollars

[brisk zinc]

huh

i thought it's 10

[wide bolt]

idk it says 7

look it up

[brisk zinc]

yea i'm probably misremembering

oh wait yea $10 is for polychrome

i usually have that because free hex on ghost deck

[wide bolt]

prolly

[jolly talon]

Get rid of the space jokers or both duo and a space joker

Oh I was late

Rip

[green perch]

Hello there

[willow barn]

Hello guys

[molten horizon]

Should I buy the ballot?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[green perch]

Couldn't hurt

[opaque shard]

Better than lusty Ig

[brisk zinc]

also you'd probably get more value from copying hologram over lusty

but idk what your mult is on it

[molten horizon]

What I sell

[low lion]

IT MAH BIRTHDAY

[molten horizon]

[brisk zinc]

happy birthday

[opaque shard]

Happy birthday

[brisk zinc]

sell lusty i think

it's always only +15 mult at best but holo can get infinite xmult

also remember the copy the burnt joker at the start of every round to get +3 levels on the hand you discard

i need to stop backseating sorry

[green perch]

Happy birthday, Ace

[fresh current]

well what's chad actually doing there tho?

it could be a value generator ig

if you have gold seals or lucky cards

[brisk zinc]

nah ur right prob

i didn't even realize it's checkered deck

so lusty isn't bad

[molten horizon]

Interesting

[wide bolt]

i hate this game bro

stencil sells for $4 btw

[brisk zinc]

have you tried shoplifting

[wide bolt]

i wish i could lol

bro blueprint into stencil would be so fire

[brisk zinc]

shoplifting mod

every time you steal your chances of getting caught increase

[wide bolt]

no i havent

[brisk zinc]

if you get caught you just lose the run

[wide bolt]

i wish i had that mod in this run

[brisk zinc]

it doesn't even exist i just made it up

[wide bolt]

oh lol

im gullible

i dont rly know any mods besides cryptid

[brisk zinc]

i mostly use qol mods like jokerdisplay

[molten horizon]

If you think your luck is bad, mine comes from hell

2 TIMES I HAVE A LEGENDARY AND I GET TRIBOULET IN A DECK WITHOUT KINGS AND 2 TIMES I GET THE BRAINSTORM WHEN I HAVE NO MONEY

[brisk zinc]

and sometimes cryptid for fun stuff

[wide bolt]

LMFAO

[jolly talon]

Hi kel

[jolly talon]

Hallo

[brisk zinc]

helo

[jolly talon]

Ui amanda

[brisk zinc]

i'm dying rn

[jolly talon]

Freedom units?

[brisk zinc]

76.1

[jolly talon]

That's

Not bad

[brisk zinc]

"not even that high" bro i live in finland

[jolly talon]

At all

[brisk zinc]

see i predicted you

[jolly talon]

L

[brisk zinc]

i'm used to below 10c

[jolly talon]

Most strongest Finland citizen

[brisk zinc]

aka below 50f

[jolly talon]

Ez

[brisk zinc]

yes it is

[jolly talon]

Anyway hi amanda!Amanda!!

Oh

Amada!!

[brisk zinc]

hi hi

[jolly talon]

Amanda

How r u!!

[brisk zinc]

i'm alright

[jolly talon]

Nokotan..

[brisk zinc]

me

evilamanda

[jolly talon]

Yayyy glad to hear!!

[brisk zinc]

:3

[jolly talon]

Yata!!!

[shell sedge]

how to exit balatro

[jolly talon]

What r u looking at me like that for

[brisk zinc]

that's just my resting :3 face

[brisk zinc]

average anaglyph run

[shell sedge]

how do i exit

[jolly talon]

Joker order, please

[jolly talon]

You don't

[shell sedge]

ive been stuck like this for 50 years

[jolly talon]

Woaw..

Amazing!

Amazing resting face

[shell sedge]

i am john balatro

[willow barn]

hello

[jolly talon]

Hi kel nice pfp!!

[fringe saddle]

@fathom pine

[wide bolt]

zidan

[willow barn]

ooh thanks !!

[jolly talon]

Ofc!! It looks cute!!

How are you kel

Also welcome

[willow barn]

thank you

[jolly talon]

I saw that thank you bro lol

[brisk zinc]

beer time

[jolly talon]

R u an alcoholic

[cobalt falcon]

I had few runs of bad luck recently, my C++ achievement slowed down a bit

[calm mural]

First we joker, then we poker. Lets balala

[brisk zinc]

no i'm not

[cobalt falcon]

I am 159 stickers away

[jolly talon]

Mfw I'm a big fat liar

[brisk zinc]

drinks beer once

[jolly talon]

Teehee

[brisk zinc]

guess i'm an alcoholic

i'm on summer break so every day is friday

wait that sounds like i drink every day nvm

[jolly talon]

I'm on summer break too

God it feels

Boring

Yet fleeting fast already

What a shame

[brisk zinc]

i have almost 70 hours of balatro in the past 2 weeks according to steam

so yea

[jolly talon]

And this is before college

[brisk zinc]

i'm going back to uni in mid august

[jaunty hedge]

someone join balatro multiplayer: BZDTC

am borfd

[jolly talon]

Idk when I go back to college tbh

[jaunty hedge]

bored

[jolly talon]

Hopefully September

Not August

So I can actually have time to relax

Thanks to the fucking driving lessons I've been getting that make me feel like crap

[jolly talon]

Ain't got pc

[willow barn]

lol

[jolly talon]

Why edit it out?

😭

[brisk zinc]

do i order mcd or subway

important life question

[jaunty hedge]

c-can I mod a pirated version of balatro to play it with my girlfriend?

[jolly talon]

Neither. What other good fast food is there

Maybe get a donut

[willow barn]

idk of you are boy or girl

[brisk zinc]

hesburger (you don't know that one)

[brisk zinc]

that is not food

[jolly talon]

You can use bro on anyone. I'm a guy though

[brisk zinc]

bro is pretty gender neutral if used properly

[jolly talon]

Yea it is. It's fast food

[jaunty hedge]

fast to kill you

[brisk zinc]

it's a dessert

[jolly talon]

McDonald's and subway are fast food too

[brisk zinc]

you don't eat a donut for dinner

[jolly talon]

OMG WHO CARESSSS!!!

Just enjoy donuts

[brisk zinc]

me i want dinner

[jolly talon]

Ughfhgfg

[brisk zinc]

i have dessert at home

[jolly talon]

Then like eat a grilled cheese

[patent flame]

Hey blud bro

[jolly talon]

Or chickfila

[jaunty hedge]

Can someone please join my balatro multiplayer game BZDTC

[brisk zinc]

i don't think we have chickfila here

also i don't want to support them

[jolly talon]

What do u have anyway

Asides McDonald's and sub

[brisk zinc]

lemme see actually

i moved recently so idk what's near my new place

[jolly talon]

There has to be something good

If not

Just

Make ur own food

[brisk zinc]

that's for tomorrow

it's already half past 6pm here so i don't wanna go buy ingredients and cook and allat

[jolly talon]

U can just make something simple like grilled cheese

Mmm

Grolledcheese...

[tranquil oak]

Crazy, it’s only 8 am here

[brisk zinc]

crazy, time zones

[jolly talon]

8 am too

[tranquil oak]

Complete opposite side of the world

[tranquil oak]

West coast NA goated

[brisk zinc]

oh you're american

i heard yalls fast food sucks compared to europe

[tranquil oak]

No, I’m Canadian

[brisk zinc]

oh i c

[jolly talon]

Ok but wjat about thr fast food or small restaurants

Nearby

[tranquil oak]

It does, I grew up in Hungary

[willow barn]

[jolly talon]

Hi again kel

Smiley face joker

[brisk zinc]

uhhh looks like taco bell and burger king and some smol pizzerias mostly

[tranquil oak]

I went to a McDonald’s in England a few years ago and the quality was definitely better

[jolly talon]

Ok get pizza then

Goes well with beer

[brisk zinc]

hmmm maybe

[jolly talon]

And

[brisk zinc]

ur right about that

[jolly talon]

I hate big fast food

Except like

In n out

[willow barn]

for you

[jolly talon]

And chickfila

And

Krispy kreme

[brisk zinc]

innout is another one we don't have here

[jolly talon]

Thank you I heart u

[solemn elm]

French McDonald's is better than English Mcdonald's too

[jolly talon]

Yah ik. It's exclusive to California lol

[brisk zinc]

oh

[jolly talon]

Just go get ur damn pizza!!!

[brisk zinc]

i thought it's all of usa

[tranquil oak]

I’ve only been to the Disneyland in France, never had McDonald’s there

[jolly talon]

It is starting to open up to places outside of California but still is in California

Hope ur getting wood fire pizza

[brisk zinc]

i see

[jolly talon]

Charred spots yummyy

[solemn elm]

how's pizza gonna get a job now

[brisk zinc]

fr

[jolly talon]

Cartson...

I render him

[brisk zinc]

the small family business pizzerias are actually really good here

most of them anyway

there's always some stinkers

[jolly talon]

Get it

[brisk zinc]

maybe

not hungry yet

still time to decide

[jolly talon]

[jolly talon]

But ur gonna crack open a cold one

[brisk zinc]

i did already yea

i have more dw about it

[jolly talon]

Yahhh but drinking on an empty stomach sucks!!

Plus it'll take some time for the pizza to be made

[brisk zinc]

i had breakfast

tho to be fair it is almost 7pm

[jolly talon]

Breakfast this late?

[brisk zinc]

no earlier

at like 3pm

average summer break sleep schedule

[jolly talon]

That is just lunch then

Ur havinf

Dinner!!

M

[brisk zinc]

indeed

[jolly talon]

I wonder what's for dinner!

[brisk zinc]

something unhealthy

but tomorrow i'm making a salad

[jolly talon]

Wish I can eat something for dinner

I only have lunch amd breakfast

[brisk zinc]

imma try this one naneinf seed and then order food

mayeb i won't mess it up this time

[molten horizon]

Absolute cinema

[jolly talon]

Boxchi....

Hi welcome

Red haired bocchi

[molten horizon]

Hell yeah

[dreamy ledge]

Hi

[dreamy ledge]

Naneinf run

[molten horizon]

It is best not to use seed.

[jolly talon]

Hi ty for joining the server

[dreamy ledge]

Helo

[jolly talon]

How r u

[dreamy ledge]

Im good

Just chilling

What bout you?

[jolly talon]

Yayy glad to hear!!

I'm good

Tysm

For asking

[dreamy ledge]

Np

[jolly talon]

Wyd

Mate

[dreamy ledge]

Nothing

Cus I Just died with

I dont wanna talk bout it

[jolly talon]

Die from an embarrassing boss blind?

[dreamy ledge]

No

So

Full story

[jolly talon]

Hoorat

Hooray

Story

[near spindle]

Guys, I'm currently doing a run where I am

• On Green Stake
• Using Green Deck
• Can only use Green Jokers
• Can only use Green Consumables
• Can only take Green skip tags
• Can only take Green vouchers

Do you guys think this still counts as a Green joker since the negative effect is just a shader or nah?

[dreamy ledge]

I opened an arcana pack from skip tag

[dreamy ledge]

Id count it

[dreamy ledge]

So

Yeah

[jolly talon]

Take it

[dreamy ledge]

And I got soul

[jolly talon]

Which one

Chicot?

[dreamy ledge]

Canio

And I couldnt get hanged man

But that

Didnt matter

Cus the canio

[jolly talon]

Canio is so good when you don't rely on face cards

[jolly talon]

Go on

[dreamy ledge]

Ik

So

That canio

Was negative

From the card

And i

Met jimbo

[jolly talon]

You died

Yeaa

[dreamy ledge]

Ye

[jolly talon]

I have good runs that

Go bad

Quickly

Sadly

It happens

[dreamy ledge]

I feel you

[jolly talon]

Especially when I was so close to hitting my first e

But eh

Whatevs

[dreamy ledge]

You hit e?

[jolly talon]

No

I was close

[dreamy ledge]

Dam

[jolly talon]

I think my highest hand was likee

96 billion

Possibly

[dreamy ledge]

Mine was like

168 bil?

Ima check

Hol up

[jolly talon]

Been a month since I started

I still haven't gotten trib nor Rick yet

Sadly

[dreamy ledge]

No rick

😢

[jolly talon]

I keep getting perko and canio

Especially perkeo

[dreamy ledge]

I keep getting chicots

[jolly talon]

It's useless unless I have a baron

[jolly talon]

Lucky

I got him like

Twice

That's it

[dreamy ledge]

Only??

Wow

[jolly talon]

Yea

Been so long since I saw him

[dreamy ledge]

Sad

Btw my best hand is nowhere near what I said

72 bil

[jolly talon]

That's nice

What poker hand

I think mine was maybe high card idk though

[dreamy ledge]

Five of a kond

Kind*

Ima go a highscore run

On plasam

[molten horizon]

I'm afraid..

[dreamy ledge]

I think youre cooked

[jolly talon]

Play cards for kings

Ez

[jolly talon]

Ahhh

Yahh harder poker hands tend to fall off

Since they're harder to build around

[dreamy ledge]

They really do

[smoky prawn]

i love balatro except when i lose and i don't love balatro

[jolly talon]

Also haha pp guild tag

[dreamy ledge]

I love food but when im hungry I dont love food ahh

[molten horizon]

[dreamy ledge]

Ded

[smoky prawn]

actually when i am hungry i love food even more

[dreamy ledge]

I love plazma deck btw

[jolly talon]

Still hope

[smoky prawn]

but when i play balatro and i lose I don't love it more

[dreamy ledge]

Youre my friend now

[jolly talon]

We can tell from your tag dw

[worldly nimbus]

hello chat

[dreamy ledge]

I have no joker currently

[smoky prawn]

i love gros mixhael

[dreamy ledge]

Im farming interest

[jolly talon]

Angry birds

[worldly nimbus]

indeed

[dreamy ledge]

Rare joker skip

Wish me luck

[worldly nimbus]

gl

wich ante are you

[tranquil oak]

I got a Canio up to x51 mult the other day, face cards were not needed to one shot things

[dreamy ledge]

2

[worldly nimbus]

a

[dreamy ledge]

I Just staretd

[worldly nimbus]

ur doing ok

[dreamy ledge]

Yes

[jolly talon]

Fattest I got was x12 maybe idk

[dreamy ledge]

I died

By 7 chip

[worldly nimbus]

bruh

wait how do you get the server tag thing

[dreamy ledge]

Profile>edit profile>scroll down

WEEEEE

[halcyon sequoia]

THEY COOKED???

[dreamy ledge]

🍳

Photochad incoming

What did I tell u

[worldly nimbus]

o

[brisk zinc]

that's exactly what i wanted @showman

[dreamy ledge]

W naneinf

[brisk zinc]

if i don't mess it up

[dreamy ledge]

If

[brisk zinc]

need more baron and/or mime and/or brainstorm blueprint

and also a cryptid to copy

[dreamy ledge]

Best of luck

[brisk zinc]

i know the observatory is pretty far on this seed so i'm going with the cryptid strat instead

[subtle laurel]

whats up guys

[dreamy ledge]

Helo

[subtle laurel]

hows it going

[dreamy ledge]

Its going good

Just doing some highscore runs

[subtle laurel]

fire

[dreamy ledge]

And how is it going for u?

[subtle laurel]

my friend bought this game for me so i joined the discord

meh

it could be worse

[brisk zinc]

you will get addicted trust

[dreamy ledge]

Understandable

[brisk zinc]

could be worse indeed

[subtle laurel]

i mean to me its just one of those games i play when i get bored

[brisk zinc]

fair enough

[subtle laurel]

and then i get bored of that game so i stop playing it

then again i already have 21.5 hours on it and 9 of the achievements

i just realized i came up with an interesting strategy for getting the speedrun acheivement on accident

because i was just fucking around by skipping each blind until i got to the boss blind and i ended up actually doing well in the run

[dreamy ledge]

Hear me out

Its rare

[subtle laurel]

it is rare

[brisk zinc]

inb4 eternal family

[subtle laurel]

i would go for it

[dreamy ledge]

If its eternal family ill crash out

[dreamy ledge]

I will

[brisk zinc]

you have no idea how many times i've gotten the family from a rare skip

can't even be bothered to crash out anymore

[subtle laurel]

what does eternal family do

[brisk zinc]

the family is a joekr that only affects 4 of a kind hands

[dreamy ledge]

And you have no idea how much hit the road jacks ive gotten

[brisk zinc]

aka play 4 of the same card

eternal means it can't be sold or destroyed

[subtle laurel]

oh yeah that one

oh damn

that sucks

[dreamy ledge]

Im good

[brisk zinc]

even the bad free rares aren't that bad if you can sell them for money

[plucky rock]

On my life bro

[dreamy ledge]

I got truogh

[brisk zinc]

but eternals you can't even sell

[dreamy ledge]

Mid

[brisk zinc]

baseball can be good but you obviously need lots of uncommons for that

[plucky rock]

Mid

[dreamy ledge]

I have 2

[subtle laurel]

well thats x3 mult

[brisk zinc]

it's x2.25

[shy dove]

booe

nope

[brisk zinc]

they're not additive

[dreamy ledge]

Sorry to be a b but its 2.25

[brisk zinc]

it's 1.5*1.5

[shy dove]

2.25x is good

[subtle laurel]

oh ok

thats still good

[shy dove]

and you can always add an uncommon later

[plucky rock]

I'm multing it, I'm multing it so good

[brisk zinc]

yeah not the worst for sure

i'm multing it too

[plucky rock]

Oh you're multing it frfr

[dreamy ledge]

Thats a naneinf build

[brisk zinc]

this is seeded

[subtle laurel]

bro what are these fucking hands

[plucky rock]

Who up multing it

[dreamy ledge]

Dont f up

[brisk zinc]

and it can naneinf yes

[subtle laurel]

how am i supposed to get that good

[brisk zinc]

by learning how the game works and what's good to buy at certain points

[dreamy ledge]

Hear me out

It is unc9mm9n

[brisk zinc]

do not the madness

[plucky rock]

Straight multing my shi I got chips on my shi im polygraphic as fu man

[dreamy ledge]

I sold it

[brisk zinc]

ah

[subtle laurel]

I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN 1000K ACHEIVEMENT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[plucky rock]

Get extremely lucky with jokers

[brisk zinc]

it takes a while to learn how to get the big numbers

[dreamy ledge]

Dam

[brisk zinc]

but it's very rewarding

[hard gyro]

What's your ante and stake?

[subtle laurel]

you LL AXew mw

[dreamy ledge]

6 and white

Its highscore

[hard gyro]

Too late to scale it

[subtle laurel]

holy miss spell

you all scare me

[worldly nimbus]

balala

[dreamy ledge]

If no plant im good

[brisk zinc]

well i have 217 hours on steam and that's after i stopped playing pirated so

just play more i guess

it definitely takes a lil while to get "good"

but in this game being good is just knowing what does what and being aware of synergies and such

[hard gyro]

I had alot of hours on the pirated version but I was doing pretty shit

[subtle laurel]

guys if the DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! bird became a card in balatro, what do you think it would do

[brisk zinc]

also this run is seeded which means i literally knew which jokers are in which shops so it's not even impressive

[hard gyro]

I have more wins now than I had on pirated version

[dreamy ledge]

I died😢

[brisk zinc]

i had an estimated 40ish hours pirated and now 217 on steam

pirating an indie game feels bad but i couldn't wait to play lol

[hard gyro]

1+

[shy dove]

(morally, in my opinion) pirating anything is fine if you cant afford it

[hard gyro]

I made more progress on the legit than I did on pirated because I learned the game

[brisk zinc]

same

[shy dove]

just like esp for indie games its best to, when you can afford to, purchase it

just my moral opinions not a reflection of my actions

[hard gyro]

Same things make us laugh make us cry

[shy dove]

hes our family guy

[hard gyro]

Big smoke?

[brisk zinc]

guys do i sell showman for mime #2 or wait for something like bs or bp

wait

i have a joker slot

[hard gyro]

This is seeded?

[brisk zinc]

i forgot i got antimatter

[brisk zinc]

yes

naneinf seed

[plucky rock]

Sell showman

[hard gyro]

Damn almost all op runs are seeded

[hard gyro]

Nah man

[brisk zinc]

no need

i had a joker slot

i forgot i got antimatter lol

[hard gyro]

Showman is a funny guy

I love him

He is handsome

[brisk zinc]

he is quite the show, man

cryptid in next shop

[dreamy ledge]

So funny

[brisk zinc]

naneinf here we come

i just need to not get impatient this time

i got e292 last time

[hard gyro]

How old were you when you knew you can drag the blind while playing the round

[dreamy ledge]

No way

[brisk zinc]

i found that out before i even got steam version

[hard gyro]

Damn

I only noticed that a couple of days ago like the stakes page

[brisk zinc]

oh dam

[hard gyro]

What's the anime in your pic

[brisk zinc]

her name is nokotan

i have never seen a single episode 🔥

[hard gyro]

Me too

[dreamy ledge]

Idk i Just listened to my friends

[hard gyro]

I don't watch anime just trying to converstate

[dreamy ledge]

They wanted me to put this as my pfp

[hard gyro]

Looking for a job is kinda hard

[dreamy ledge]

J*b?