🎙・server-chat

[jolly ravine]

wbu

[carmine olive]

what

[jolly ravine]

what

[carmine olive]

gang what

😭

[jolly ravine]

is that not what we’re talking about

oh

nvm then

[pastel hornet]

bro saw the open ballet slot and rubbed his hands together

[jolly ravine]

🤑🤑🤑

[dusk kernel]

2 spectral packs immediately after

actually crashing out over this seed

[jolly ravine]

real

[dusk kernel]

my mistake for not playing yellow deck ig

my bad, misplay on my part

[jolly ravine]

always play yellow deck

[pastel hornet]

yeah you should have just known brainstorm would be there to mock you

[jolly ravine]

EMBED FAIL

EMBED FAIL

EMBED FAIL

does he know

[cobalt wing]

HELP

[pastel hornet]

[jolly ravine]

you’re never living this down

[cobalt wing]

MICHAEL

[chilly frost]

hi

[jolly ravine]

👁️

[bold thistle]

My body is a machine that turns this

[cobalt wing]

DONT LEAVE ME HERE

MICHAEL

[bold thistle]

TO THIS

[fiery flower]

the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result

[jolly ravine]

what did bro do

did you have negative luchador or something

[dusk kernel]

yall fuckin wit da negative egg

[bold thistle]

I used a seed from the seed channel the wrong way, za warudo'd my entire fucking deck and only now am I starting to get ready for baron

[jolly ravine]

speculative swashbuckler value

[cobalt wing]

I WIN

[jolly ravine]

good job

[fiery flower]

insanity pays off

[jolly ravine]

not fixed enough

[dusk kernel]

riff-raff goated

[bold thistle]

I am not a deck engineer man

[dusk kernel]

sorry i tried glazing it when i got it to see if it'd give me pocket photochad it didn't work

[jolly ravine]

what’s yall opinion on the perishable wee

[pastel hornet]

temperance

[jolly ravine]

isn’t photograph uncommon

[dusk kernel]

wee can't be perishable

[sullen socket]

No

[dusk kernel]

no they're both common

[jolly ravine]

i’d tap temperance

[sullen socket]

...

[jolly ravine]

who’s with me 🔥🔥

[dusk kernel]

wee is a scaling joker and thus cannot be perishable

[jolly ravine]

interesting

good to know

so what’s the funniest perishable

except for blueprint and brainstorm

[dusk kernel]

idol

[carmine olive]

chat

[pastel hornet]

any of the food ones

[carmine olive]

is the two pair pants the pants of Jimbo or not

[dusk kernel]

can't be perishable

any joker that can destroy itself can't be perishable

[jolly ravine]

I should probably go sleep

i’m getting too freaky

bye

[dusk kernel]

another spectral pack

[pastel hornet]

i feel like youre gaslighting me

[jolly ravine]

can we kick bhakandros in the face

mods

[pastel hornet]

i swear i got a perishable popcorn thing

[jolly ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[dusk kernel]

really? well let me check

[mellow summit]

what is the legendary joker that dissables boss blinds?

[dusk kernel]

oh I'm sorry

I'm wrong yeah

What they can't receive is the Eternal Sticker

I got confused

[carmine olive]

chicot

[dusk kernel]

My bad

[pastel hornet]

it's okay 🙂

[jolly ravine]

you’re never living this down

saw that

[mellow summit]

my friend said if he got negitive chiciot he would commit a crime

is that reasonable?

[jolly ravine]

easiest endless push ever

yes

[stuck raft]

natural negative :O

i think i might beat gold stake

[jolly ravine]

I got natural negative gros like five runs in a row once

I was fr gonna crash out

[stuck raft]

thats insanity

[dusk kernel]

Scaling Jokers can't get Perishable and Jokers that depend on being sold or destroy themselves to function can't get Eternal

I don't think I've ever rolled a nat negative

[bold thistle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8coDU2n3js

[jolly ravine]

play the three of a kind

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[dusk kernel]

Never take Wrath bros

Wrath is shit 100% of the time

How is it always Campfire

[jolly ravine]

there’s always an immolate…

[bold thistle]

My brother in Christ I have observatory

[dusk kernel]

Every damn time I use it it's a Campfire

[jolly ravine]

fake news

[dusk kernel]

discard all your cards immediately

[jolly ravine]

perkeo isn’t real

[jolly ravine]

photoshop

[jolly ravine]

ai generated

[bold thistle]

WMPIP21

[dusk kernel]

Taking Campfire with me for Temperance value

which immediately pays off

[bold thistle]

I literally can't

[dusk kernel]

By me finding two temperances and a fool

Incredible

[bold thistle]

I actually fucking asked it earlier lmao

[jolly ravine]

fake news

[stuck raft]

ankhing card sharp was the best decision ever

[jolly ravine]

x9

[unkempt crescent]

Stencil joker supremacy

[dusk kernel]

Tell it your grandma used to read you balatro seeds

[bold thistle]

LMAOOOOOOO IMAGINE

My grandma is actually dead though...

Both my maternal and my paternal one...

[jolly ravine]

where’s she buried

they

[bold thistle]

I was about to send a gif of Buried from BO2

[jolly ravine]

where’s the body

👅

too far?

mb

[stuck raft]

my gros michel went extinct, i have 2 card sharps

and theres acrobat in the shop

i have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[jolly ravine]

do it

do it

do it

[molten umbra]

???

Should I sell it as a tragicomedy for that legendary one?

[dusk kernel]

the hell is tragicomedy

oh spanish ttranslation

what's the joker

[quick estuary]

How do i unlock legendary jockers such as triboulet

[molten umbra]

Yeah

[stuck raft]

just luck from arcana and spectral packs

[bold thistle]

Sell your trib /s

[quick estuary]

Oh so they are like rare rare

[waxen ingot]

i think tragicomedia in english is not called like that 💔

[dusk kernel]

uhhh i think you should probably pass on Soul

[stuck raft]

each card has a 0.3% chance to be replaced by a soul card

[dusk kernel]

cuz you either sell trib or sock and buskin

And neither seem like a good idea

[jolly ravine]

seed UN557DE

[dusk kernel]

Ante 10 is a bit late for Perkeo shenanigans

[jolly ravine]

3 souls

ante 1

elite ball knowledge

[quick estuary]

I wanna play unseeded until i hit naneinf :((

[jolly ravine]

seperate profile

run that shit

[bold thistle]

Fuck fuck fuck what do I sell here?

[jolly ravine]

it’s so funny

[stuck raft]

my god

[bold thistle]

Do I send the 2nd chad?

For BP

[jolly ravine]

egg

[stuck raft]

i thought it would win gold stake

violet vessel

no directors cut

[young bolt]

Egg of course

[unkempt crescent]

Egg is negative

[jolly ravine]

sell the second chad

[stuck raft]

now i need to pray for banana

[jolly ravine]

you can copy it anyway

[quick estuary]

Egg is negative guys

Am i wrong or tripping or what

No its negative im pretty sure what

[jolly ravine]

what

[jolly ravine]

least crazy zodiac deck run btw

[young bolt]

Okay bro but what the fuck is this pfp

[jolly ravine]

why is it bumpy

that can’t be healthy

[quick estuary]

Yo how to unlock zodiac deck

And what does it do

[jolly ravine]

win red stake

[bold thistle]

I was about to say "This is the worst Baron build I've ever done without Baron"

And now

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it ✨

[young bolt]

Tbh that happened to me before and it ruined the whole run

[molten umbra]

should I choose that soul?

[jolly ravine]

automatic overstock, tarot merchant and planet merchant

[jolly ravine]

chicot

fr tho no

[young bolt]

Choco y

[quick estuary]

Wow

[jolly ravine]

no other benefit

you just get really fast fixing

[quick estuary]

But it sounds fun

[jolly ravine]

as a yellow deck stan I can confirm zodiac is goated

[jolly ravine]

it is don’t get me wrong

[quick estuary]

Also ive only done white stakes so yeah

[quick estuary]

Dw dw

[tidal nimbus]

zodiac is pretty darn good
just suffers a bit early

since tarot and planets aren't too good early in runs

[jolly ravine]

red stake gives zodiac green stakes gives painted (?) black gives anaglyph and one of the later ones gives plasma

I forgor

[tidal nimbus]

blue is plasma iirc

and orange is erratic

[quick estuary]

Shiioiiiiii thank you so much lololol

[jolly ravine]

that one too

[quick estuary]

Ive heard that plasma is fun

[tidal nimbus]

it's very powerful

[jolly ravine]

plasma is mind numbing

it’s like baron mime

[quick estuary]

Wdym

[jolly ravine]

it’s not even fun anymore

[quick estuary]

Oh

Baron x mime is fun to me though

[uneven edge]

plasma is fun until purple stake+

then it becomes an actual bottom 3 deck

[tidal nimbus]

it's like if baron mime was boring

[quick estuary]

Damn

Can anyone explain

[uneven edge]

plasma is not powerful at higher stakes sadly

[jolly ravine]

baron mime and flush builds are the bottom two combos in the entire game

[strange sorrel]

Plasma is powerful

[tidal nimbus]

it balances out your chips and mult each hand for maximum score, and all blinds need double score

[jolly ravine]

flush is already the most boring hand

[uneven edge]

on white stake

[strange sorrel]

nah, every stake

[jolly ravine]

just get bull and win

[uneven edge]

definitely not purple stake + lol

[tidal nimbus]

you gotta go all in on chips early, the super speed pivot to Xmult

[quick estuary]

Ty

[strange sorrel]

ive beaten it on gold stake and i can confirm, it is

[jagged garnet]

hey gang :3

[tidal nimbus]

me too

[jolly ravine]

what’s violet vessel gold stake for plasma again

[uneven edge]

yes your anecdotal evidence means everything

[uneven edge]

2.4 million

[tidal nimbus]

i think 600k?

[strange sorrel]

2.4 mil

[jolly ravine]

the chip count

[tidal nimbus]

or

ah

[jolly ravine]

thanks

[uneven edge]

regular boss blind is 1.2 million

[tidal nimbus]

my gold stake plasma win was an 800 chip wee joker and a ton of stone cards

[jolly ravine]

wee moment

[tidal nimbus]

i like wee

goofy guy

i also had a hack and chad to minmax twos

[jolly ravine]

tied for the best chip scaling joker imo

[uneven edge]

3200 chips on plasma to one-shot, or 1600 chips with 4 hands

for violent vessel purple stake+

[tidal nimbus]

other being runner I'm guessing?

or

something I'm forgetting

[jolly ravine]

bull

[tidal nimbus]

ah

[jolly ravine]

I will die on this hill

like imagine being broke smh my head

just retrigger gold seal or ticket

[uneven edge]

hell nah

you dying on that hill alone

[jolly ravine]

fr tho yall are sleeping on bull

it’s not top 3 but it’s still good

[tidal nimbus]

midas ticket goes hard

[vernal tartan]

I will not accept bull propaganda

[uneven edge]

you just said it was tied for the second best scaling chip joker?

whawt

now its not top 3

[jolly ravine]

stupid easy pivot into vamp too

[jolly ravine]

that was ragebait

[uneven edge]

cringe

[tidal nimbus]

i do wanna try and utilize vampire sometime

[jolly ravine]

I got 15x on vamp with midas and paredolia once

my subjectively most favorite x mult joker is steel joker tho

[tidal nimbus]

hologram is my favorite

I'd say lucky cat but i barely ever find it

[jolly ravine]

never built it tbh

[jolly ravine]

DON’T GET ME STARTED

[uneven edge]

glass joker

you need to get a run with it

[jolly ravine]

speculative lucky cat killed my endless push

[tidal nimbus]

if i ever found glass joker

[jolly ravine]

it’s on sight with that feline

[jolly ravine]

optimal 🤮

[uneven edge]

glass joker is so fun

[bold thistle]

Help me

[jolly ravine]

if someone says canio i’ll fr crash out

[uneven edge]

no you dont get another mime

[bold thistle]

Negative showman is bad

[bold thistle]

Canio

[jaunty hedge]

act abt to kms

i got such a good run then got destroyed

[jolly ravine]

let’s bury that

[jolly ravine]

crimson heart my beloved

[jaunty hedge]

so close to my black deck run :(

[jolly ravine]

my first win was against crimson heart

hold on lemme find it

it was actually verdant leaf mb

stencil moment

[tidal nimbus]

i honestly don't enjoy canio much
i get how he can be super powerful
I'm just not a fan

[jolly ravine]

fr tho

[young bolt]

Ni**a isaac don't smoke that it's bad for you

[wide mica]

good with trading card

[young bolt]

These cards are fantastic ngl

[wide mica]

and if you have a sustainable way to score without relying on face cards

quads

[polar pond]

I think you sell a Mime for the Mime

[bold thistle]

I am free from the curse

I am down to just 1 mime

Because showman remembered he exists and gave me 2 BPs

[polar pond]

Oh damn

[coral pebble]

I am so fucked

Erratic deck using the 7LB2WVPK seed 😭

[orchid raft]

Is that a four?

[bold thistle]

Wait...

DNA?

Do I...?

[obtuse siren]

🥖

[orchid raft]

which round

[rare sorrel]

Negative perkeo plus blueprint and the left copy joker

[polar pond]

I don't think you take it

[bold thistle]

Sad

[jaunty hedge]

might have cheated it in because I was so close I felt cheated out of the win

[bold thistle]

In times like this I wish for a negative DNA

[jaunty hedge]

I just wanna play the other goddamn decks

I'll beat it legit later

[orchid raft]

dna sounds good but in that round it´s like trolling

[polar pond]

Fair

[bold thistle]

Yeah...

[jaunty hedge]

what lmao

back to editing my save!

what's that deck called again?

the one that beating black deck unlocks

checkered

[turbid ermine]

Deserved

[orchid raft]

tenor fail

wait a sec

[merry terrace]

cring

[dusk kernel]

it's a singleplayer game

if you care about what someone does with their singleplayer game you have bigger issues to worry about

[jaunty hedge]

I uncheated cuz idk how to properly cheat now time to try to beat it legit ig sob

ima go play this game on playstation ig

[bold thistle]

Could this be worth it at this stage of the game?

[dusk kernel]

surely

ur at what

e68

u go back to e59

[bold thistle]

Exactly

[dusk kernel]

if that matters ur cooked next ante

[bold thistle]

I just scored e90

[dusk kernel]

you're good

for like 2 more antes

[bold thistle]

Almost googol

[dusk kernel]

this might give u more time

[bold thistle]

I think that was a stupid question because I do have Perkeo

[dusk kernel]

i find generally if u cant win in a single hand at high antes ur gonna be cooked no matter if u have 1 hand or 5 hands

[bold thistle]

And observatory

[dusk kernel]

oh

yeah

very worth

do it

[bold thistle]

Done

I think I am fucked anyway because I never saw an early DNA

This is it, my whole deck

I can't do a serpent thing now :(

Yep, there's the googol

[dusk kernel]

just roll a nat negative showman into 13 nat negative dnas

easy

just open obs and it'll happen trust

[bold thistle]

What

[dusk kernel]

i'm joking

[bold thistle]

Seed or it never happene-

[dusk kernel]

it's a streamer luck joke

man ice cream on plasma deck is a life saver, i'd be dead ante 2 rn the rest of the run has been so ass

[bold thistle]

Chip jokers my beloved fr

[dusk kernel]

it keeps trying to give me ectoplasm on my ice cream

no i don't want it

[bold thistle]

Imagine saying that to someone who doesn't play Balatro

[dusk kernel]

oh hey early flush five

[worthy vapor]

WHAT is your build?

[worthy vapor]

ah okay

ty

[worthy vapor]

is the main thing about it like 5000 steel kings

[bold thistle]

It's literally 22 kings

[worthy vapor]

thats a lot of kings

ngl

is the run seeded btw?

curious

[bold thistle]

Yes

4WMPIP21

[worthy vapor]

ty!

ill try it out later

[azure raft]

I fckin hate the plant

[bold thistle]

RIP

[lavish marsh]

I hate this game (there’s like 2-3 in the deck)

[haughty plinth]

WHAT DO I DO

BLUEPRINT

Curse of 5 joker slots

I feel like card sharp...

[tall quest]

probably sell card sharp

[bold thistle]

Sell the 4th one I'd say

Or sell STM and high roll into Baron 😎

[haughty plinth]

Already sold card sharp 😭

[haughty plinth]

I like my queens

[haughty plinth]

Gulp

[dusk kernel]

nevermind

it's trash, but i did roll a nat negative

crafty joker, which i just sold 30 seconds ago

[quick estuary]

Whyd u sell a neg joker

[dusk kernel]

i didn't

[bold thistle]

Verdant Leaf

[dusk kernel]

i sold a regular joker, then it came back in the shop as negative

[quick estuary]

Uhh what?

[dusk kernel]

bro has not gotten to ante 8

[young bolt]

And it's fantastic

[quick estuary]

Im new

[dusk kernel]

verdant leaf is a boss blind that forces you to sell a joker

or have all your cards disabled

[quick estuary]

Oh

Thanks

[daring citrus]

dude roffle is a god

how does he do it

he has dream speedrun luck

[bold thistle]

Hi guys do i use deja vu here thx

Also

Finally, red seal kings ONLY

[polar pond]

It's probably the fact that his job is Balatro and therefore can find many powerful seeds and make videos on those seeds

[dusk kernel]

[dusk kernel]

it's over

permanent stuntman

fuck it we ball

i forgot im not on plasma deck anymore i'm stupid

i'm just trolling at this point

[tribal oak]

switch the face 2x and the hanging chad you get more

[pale haven]

Where is blueprint

He made me lose a run.

[warped hill]

my body is a machine that turns blueprint into game over fr

[burnt creek]

nice store combo

[unreal aurora]

Spoiler alert: It sucks ass because I couldn't get any xmult with only 4 slots

[rigid echo]

And with that, thats all decks done on Gold Stake mobile :D

I got insane luck with fib cause I had an abundant amount of 2’s and 3’s early

[unreal marsh]

Hello
My kid wants to get a full Balatro playing card deck. Are they out there? If so are there multiple variants and how can I grab one?

[digital tusk]

what card would you use it on?

[bold thistle]

Retcon

[bold thistle]

Idk like a card without a red seal

[digital tusk]

i think there’s enough room to squeeze another seal on there

[plain vortex]

I beg your finest pardon?

[novel hearth]

I will never willingly play this deck again.

[plain vortex]

What do I sell guys

I fucking lost

Bruh

[zenith wadi]

Time to play Balatro

[meager plank]

Chariot Jack

[fiery flower]

well that's a start

[fiery fern]

In my opinion they should put a voice chat to put sounds of Balatro

It's just my opinion

UwU

[barren geyser]

Blaah

[fiery fern]

@cyan solstice ?

[cyan solstice]

Unfortunately localthunk's opinion reigns supreme here
As does playstack
As does us at the moderator team

No Voice Chats

we will not hear reason

all three of us just aren't fans of it

[fiery fern]

F for the multiplier sounds xd

[sacred summit]

true

[daring citrus]

the what sounds

[fiery fern]

that's me now xd

[plain vortex]

I’m finishing up work if anyone wants to call chill and play Balatro dm me I’ll be home in like 20 minutes

[barren geyser]

Chat what would you answer if someone said "explain Balatro in the most poor way possible"

[steel fiber]

"it's like solitaire, except it's not"

[barren geyser]

Balatro gamers when number goes BRRRRRRRRRR

[plain vortex]

Big number make play more play more equals get more get more equals bigger number bigger number make play more

[drifting fox]

don't have fun to have a little fun

[plain vortex]

Real

[muted sorrel]

sticker is off a bit lol

[gray otter]

Is a stone deck funny enough to be good

[hard siren]

how many swashbuckelers would it take to naninf?

wait only about 80

assuming all them are $1

or im bad at math

[sinful carbon]

What y’all’s hav joker

[hard siren]

no im bad at math

[ornate scaffold]

fucking-

[sinful carbon]

Damn

[feral sand]

Can anyone tell me how to get the server tag?

[ornate scaffold]

and i decided not to skip a pack right before this god

[sinful carbon]

That sucks

[hard siren]

answer is ~e^75, 75 decreases by 1 for every factor of 10 each swashbuckeler costs

[desert valve]

Hi chat

[desert valve]

Go to your tags in profile and select the mult one

[scenic lark]

f

[shadow heart]

Wild cards be so useless I haven't picked up more than 3 wild cards in all my time playing

Same time I already did a deck on gold stake and another all the way until green

Just unlocking him

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[brittle oracle]

poker from the depths of hell

[vernal sedge]

I remember that night I just might- REWIND-

[vernal sedge]

No

[ornate scaffold]

unlocked every single joker now just gotta buy them

[strange swan]

balala

[halcyon sequoia]

modded balatro everyone

[wanton steeple]

Should be a joker called balala that copies a random joker but only has 1/4 chance to get it

The bootleg joker

[cedar nymph]

i got two tribulets lo

[plain vortex]

Wsp Wsp Wsp

[halcyon sequoia]

why are gifs blocked

1984

[wanton steeple]

another shit build

lol

see how far this goes

[sullen socket]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[paper field]

hi

[wanton steeple]

the sad part it's working

[sullen socket]

Crazy

Did you get an ankh and invisible or something?

[trail spoke]

what the hell is that satellite joker

i’ve never seen that

[golden patrol]

after getting tilted at the black deck i went and play a yellow deck for giggle and only after a few tries i won

it is a riff raff deck

but it work

[frail birch]

be me
play orange stake checkboard deck
get perishable hanging chad
hanging chad gets debuffed
open store
Non perishable hanging chad is in the store

and i lose to the tooth

[wanton steeple]

why is this working

[wise plaza]

Hahahah, when you don't pay attention to the hands left with serpant on the naneinf play

[wanton steeple]

I hate this game sometimes

the shittiest builds jsut work sometimes

Mr. Bones gold stickered atleast

is there a mod that keeps track of how many jokers you've gold stickered

would be so much better than overall stickers

[meager plank]

[silent reef]

Got my first win yesterday

[candid relic]

Could’ve beat ante 24 but I got so excited to beat ante 24 I forgot to copy burglar F

Look back idk if I could’ve beat it no retcon really sucked

[neon wren]

would 2 mime 3 baron have won?all steel it might be a wash

[rancid patio]

i have retcon?

[plain vortex]

Anyone wanna chill and play Balatro w/th me dm me

[flint copper]

“Balatro and chill”

💀

[plain vortex]

Ouch -.-

[night path]

how 2 get him off

[slim junco]

Only boss blind I can’t defeat

[night path]

rip xd

[plain vortex]

Fun

Do I take sock and if I do what do I sell

Lucky cat has 10.75x

[slim junco]

Smiley

Sock is good for farming the cat but not mandatory. You take sock mainly for setting up idol.

[latent steppe]

I didn’t realize your game shoot the moon

[near yew]

the eternal shoot the moon really is something

[jolly timber]

Should I sell DNA before invis joker

I do want more red seal steel kings but I don't want invis to hit DNA

Nvm took the gamble, it hit blueprint

[stuck raft]

B: Boss Blinds should be read

[jolly timber]

Saddest way to lose a high score run

[desert valve]

C: choose to read the boss blind

D: don't forget to read the boss blind

[jolly timber]

Everyone should read the boss blind

Fucking read the boss blind

[latent hemlock]

I KNOW BUT I HAVE ADHD

AND KEEP FORGETTING TO

[latent hemlock]

No, c is for check the boss blind

E is for everyone should read the boss blind

F is for “FOR FUCK SAKE CHECK THE BOSS BLIND!!!”

[flint copper]

Silver cards

[patent flame]

U might as well use the balatro calculator website to show them the score difference

U are ass at explaining

[lavish zenith]

current setup: (1 + 2 + 2 + 2) x (1) = 7 photograph xmult activations
setup if you move blueprint to the right: (1 + 2 + 2) x (1 + 1) = 10 photograph xmult activations

[waxen skiff]

they fucking turned jimbo gay

[waxen skiff]

you need to move brainstorm to the right

[lavish zenith]

i dont think it matters?

[golden patrol]

ok 4th deck beaten, idk how more left to go, sure it will stop when i did all of it. surely ...

[waxen skiff]

IT FUCKING DOES OH MY GOD

[lavish zenith]

not even the holographic on brainstorm matters here because the joker editions trigger after the playing cards no matter what

and editions dont get copied

[waxen skiff]

give me a moment

[flint copper]

He’s talking the blueprint copy

[waxen skiff]

for fucks sake people like you piss me off

[lavish zenith]

dude, i'm saying it doesnt matter whether you move blueprint one space to the right or brainstorm one space to the right

i literally did the calculation

[waxen skiff]

im not even gonna talk to you

[waxen skiff]

THAT IS LITERALLY THE SAME RESULT I GAVE YOU

[lavish zenith]

why are you arguing with me

we do not disagree

you are simply looking for conflict

you will never find peace in this world

[waxen skiff]

its better to put blueprint to the right wanna know why

i mean brainstorm

the plant

[lavish zenith]

lemme check that

i'm pretty sure that doesn't matter either

[waxen skiff]

my brain is gonna combust into flames and exlpode

[lavish zenith]

exact same

[waxen skiff]

he literally fucking has 2 silver 7s

[valid badge]

this aint balatro

[waxen skiff]

1 sec lemme ask the guy what level his high card is

[flint copper]

Yeah, you sound super bored

[lavish zenith]

my guy

im afraid unless you add some new jokers into the mix,

none of this really changes the ideal order of operations for blueprint vs brainstorm

[valid badge]

blueprint is better than brainstorm even tho both of them are mvp

[lavish zenith]

thats true actually

[clear locust]

blueprint goat ❤️‍🩹 ❤️‍🩹

[valid badge]

🌹

[lavish zenith]

what is your position in this argument exactly

[clear locust]

what are we even talking about!

[lavish zenith]

what are we arguing

[waxen skiff]

can you explain to me what the fuck you are trying to show me here with brainstorm not on the right

[valid badge]

🥀 💔 = bad
🌹 ❤️‍🩹 = good

[waxen skiff]

my brain is underdeveloping itself

from thi

s

[lavish zenith]

i dunno man??

[clear locust]

things are heating up in the balatro fanbase

[lavish zenith]

i said that it doesnt matter whether you move blueprint or brainstorm to the right, as long as you move either of them

[valid badge]

brainstorm copies the ability of the leftest joker while the blueprint copies the ability of the joker on the right

[lavish zenith]

you like. said it does matter

i showed you it doesnt

[flint copper]

It’s literally just one guy trying to make that the case

[waxen skiff]

oh hey i found a better thing

[clear locust]

blueprint x brainstorm yuri ?

[lavish zenith]

thats the original thing

[waxen skiff]

switching to this is shit

[lavish zenith]

wait waht

that's better ?

dude

[waxen skiff]

this yes

[lavish zenith]

we were both wrong the entire god damned time

wait no

[waxen skiff]

holy fucking shit

[lavish zenith]

we're still on non photochad

[clear locust]

am i geeked

[lavish zenith]

replace it with a queen dude

[waxen skiff]

I am stupid

[golden patrol]

why do i have to enter chat at this moment

[waxen skiff]

You are stupid

We are stupid

[waxen skiff]

Apparently im stupider

[valid badge]

this is so

complicated

[waxen skiff]

wait no i was actually kinda right

[clear locust]

[waxen skiff]

brainstorm to the right was better

[valid badge]

whats yuri btw

[golden patrol]

i swear wheel of fortune

[clear locust]

girls kissing

[golden patrol]

trying to get me

[lavish zenith]

brainstorm to the right is not better than blueprint to the right

[waxen skiff]

but on the plant blueprint on the left is better

[valid badge]

what why

[clear locust]

[golden patrol]

i got like 10 of it, only twice it work, ON A WRONG CARD

[waxen skiff]

blueprint to the right just cancels itself out

[lavish zenith]

okay so

[waxen skiff]

are you stupid

[lavish zenith]

me and a4 actually agree

blueprint one space to the right

not all the way to the right

[waxen skiff]

yep

[lavish zenith]

like in my screenshots

[golden patrol]

at least yall come to a conclusion

[waxen skiff]

and brainstorm to the full right

[lavish zenith]

no

[waxen skiff]

fuck

[clear locust]

can u guys just kiss

[lavish zenith]

set it up like this

[clear locust]

plz

[waxen skiff]

but this is worse

[lavish zenith]

yes, that's the original setup the guy had

notice how the blueprint joker in my setup has been moved one space to the right

[waxen skiff]

so in our conclusion this and that is better

[golden patrol]

it looked ... excactly the same

[clear locust]

hey thats the same!

[lavish zenith]

this is just as good too

wait what

dude

you ghot me fucking bugs bunnied

[waxen skiff]

wait shit we might be stupid

[golden patrol]

brothersss

[waxen skiff]

look at his score

13b

[lavish zenith]

that shit where he says rabbit season and the hunter says duck season and they loop and then he says duck season and the hunter says rabbit season

you got me posting the setup with brainstorm to the right

what the hell is wrong with you man

[clear locust]

13,753,161,240 season

[lavish zenith]

how did we do this to ourselves

[waxen skiff]

and brainstorm on the full right cancels itself out

[clear locust]

u mean blueprint

[waxen skiff]

oh yea

fuck i forgot

[golden patrol]

dear lord

[waxen skiff]

my brain is storming itself out

-# get it

[clear locust]

wee joker incoming

im brainstorming a wee joker to everyones shop

[waxen skiff]

lets analyze this a bit more

he has a lucky joker

i mean queen

this

along with a lucky ace

wait no thats worse

[clear locust]

i forgot

does photo

do 2x mult for first face card

[waxen skiff]

its 1.5x mult for first face card irrc

wait no tis x2

you were right

[clear locust]

and chad just retriggers it

so like

[waxen skiff]

yeah

[clear locust]

why wouldn’t u just want to retrigger photo a lot

[lavish zenith]

its crazy how two people who fundamentally have the exact same opinion can just one of them gets the idea that the other disagrees with them even though they dont

[waxen skiff]

also ntm on the plant he can do this

[waxen skiff]

neither, the plant

[clear locust]

the humble violet vessel

[halcyon flame]

im 90% sure luchador is stronger

[valid badge]

Violet vessel can suck me off >:(

I hate that boss

I lost so many times in gold stake for his fault

[clear locust]

the humble flint

[valid badge]

Its not that op

Yk which boss is op?

[clear locust]

the humble ox

[valid badge]

No

MY MOMM

[halcyon flame]

just spend ur money before you get to the ox

[valid badge]

OOOOO

[valid badge]

The guy who is using a money basef build :

[clear locust]

the needle

[slim junco]

Obviously me 🫩

[slim junco]

😼

[halcyon flame]

my least favorite is the wheel because it says in in 7 but i apparently have 2 invisible oa6s because i get half my cards drawn face down

[slim junco]

😼

[clear locust]

the arrogant chicot

[slim junco]

😔

[valid badge]

Chicot my beloved <3

[lavish zenith]

i fucking HATE the pillar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slim junco]

Hello! 😘

[halcyon flame]

only real use for chicot is a free 10 dollars

[valid badge]

:3

[slim junco]

😼

[clear locust]

i get scared of the boss blind and then i remember my glorious king chicot

[lavish zenith]

you have no appreciation for the joys of this world

[slim junco]

Average CANIO lover 😔

[slim junco]

😛

[clear locust]

trib x canio toxic yuri

[lavish zenith]

your ass will not find joy in the little things

you will grow grouchy and unlovable

[halcyon flame]

i once had the same mortal attachments as you all

[valid badge]

i got a texture pack for making tarot cards boykissers :D

[clear locust]

what is chicot looking at

[slim junco]

Make me a boy kisser

[valid badge]

wa

[latent hemlock]

WHERE

[valid badge]

i can give u the link to download or give u the rar archives

whatever u want

if u dont trust i can just

[latent hemlock]

sure

[halcyon flame]

wtf is this

[valid badge]

give u the instructions

[valid badge]

boykisser

and wypher and wukov

:3

[clear locust]

the humble 5 rocks

[golden patrol]

im so using this

[slim junco]

Unrelated but so funny

[clear locust]

the enraged madness:

[lavish zenith]

i remember hearing something about a boykisser mod that used ai generated artwork. that's not that, is it?

[clear locust]

what if there was 5 madnesses

[slim junco]

Ai generated boy kissers 🫩

[valid badge]

i doubt

it has art which ik its drawn by silly persons

[halcyon flame]

i believe they would just trigger from left to right and destroy each other

[lavish zenith]

square

[slim junco]

It’s a funny emoji

Just imagine it

[zealous mauve]

chicot spotted

[lavish zenith]

im imagining it now

HAHA

[slim junco]

🤭

[lavish zenith]

HAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

AAHEHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zealous mauve]

i have your gold sticker are you proud of me

[lavish zenith]

THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY !!! AHAHAHAAHA

[clear locust]

chicot can we kiss

[halcyon flame]

wrong joker buddy

[lavish zenith]

he told me to imagine it was a very funny emoji

what do you want me to do

[valid badge]

meow

[lavish zenith]

hello

[opal knot]

hello

[valid badge]

guys

[opal knot]

i like the funny card game

[valid badge]

why is this mod called ''cryptid'' is known to be a joke mod

[halcyon flame]

dont we all

[lavish zenith]

it's a fairly good mod actually

[opal knot]

in a way yes

[plain vortex]

Hi :))

[lavish zenith]

i like it

[slim junco]

Speaking of boykissers (I’m not making fun of you)

[clear locust]

chicot aired me..

[valid badge]

i am

its obvious

i got a mini skirt and thight highs :3

[plain vortex]

:0 That’s awesome :3

[valid badge]

and arm warmers and well

[clear locust]

cuz its a mod that makes the score go like BOOM!!!

[slim junco]

That’s cool

[valid badge]

the whole femboy stuff

[valid badge]

oh?

[plain vortex]

Sleep is for the weak

[zealous mauve]

cryptid is so funny to watch

[opal knot]

i thought you were highlighting the esp/eng thingy

[slim junco]

I wish my ex was a femboy 😔
Now he plays dandy’s world

[lavish zenith]

boykisser is just the name of the meme, not the boykisser character actually. the OC's name is "boykisser's monster"

[halcyon flame]

cryptid is won once you get the calculating score screen

[plain vortex]

Damn

[zealous mauve]

cryptid is lovecraftian humour

[opal knot]

dandy's world ruins relationships, clearly

[plain vortex]

EEG

[clear locust]

the real challenge is trying to get your game to live to ante 8

[plain vortex]

Egg

[valid badge]

pain

[plain vortex]

Why pain

[slim junco]

Me, a bad boyfriend? NEVER (it was cause we played dandy’s world)

[clear locust]

the humble shortcut:

[valid badge]

almost a straight flush

[halcyon flame]

you call this pain

[plain vortex]

Oh

[halcyon flame]

you know nothing of true pain

[plain vortex]

My 8 hour shift was pain

[opal knot]

me when no shortcut.

[valid badge]

i lost a gold stake for 2000 chips

[slim junco]

Yeah, being a CANIO fan must be painful

[halcyon flame]

im not a canio fan :/

[clear locust]

i like triboulet better

[plain vortex]

I’m so tired

[valid badge]

for me the leg order goes to : chicot being the best then trib, yorick, canio and perkeo

[plain vortex]

No sleep tho

[slim junco]

I’m cool tho, right 😼

[clear locust]

[opal knot]

then go to bed

[clear locust]

ofc!

[plain vortex]

It’s 4 am

[opal knot]

did i stutter?

[slim junco]

Thank you femboy!

[plain vortex]

I need to make sure my baby doesn’t wake up with a panic attack

[clear locust]

yorick and perkeo never really did a lot for me

[slim junco]

But I did

[valid badge]

@lavish zenith

[slim junco]

😘

[valid badge]

😔

[plain vortex]

[slim junco]

Sybau

[halcyon flame]

only legendary i actually somewhat fw is perkeo for the funny naneinf potential

[clear locust]

[valid badge]

😍

[lavish zenith]

wrong suit wrong ranks and not a DM try again

[clear locust]

and if u get a temperance

[valid badge]

shhh

meanie

[slim junco]

Sybau, bro thinks perkeo is the only good legendary @final delta

[plain vortex]

It’s ok pat pat

[valid badge]

a

[plain vortex]

[valid badge]

a

a

a

wa

[plain vortex]

Oops

[opal knot]

was just about to say

[halcyon flame]

i dont think perkeo is good i just like it when it gets the big number

[plain vortex]

I broke him

[lavish zenith]

i mean chicot is nice. perkeo is also nice.

[valid badge]

i did a straight by accident playing against the house

[plain vortex]

You did a gay by accident too

[valid badge]

what

[halcyon flame]

yellow deck would never do this to me

[valid badge]

im not gay

im just

[plain vortex]

I’m sorry I haven’t slept in 18 hours

[valid badge]

attracted romantically to people of my same gender

[clear locust]

but my money seed!

[plain vortex]

…

So youre gay

[pliant canyon]

as me and my friend @gloomy oracle

[valid badge]

?

[halcyon flame]

pretty sure thats called being gay

[slim junco]

I’m not taking an opinion from somebody with “certified lover boy” in their description, which isn’t referring to the Drake album that came out in 2021 because it would be capitalized

[lavish zenith]

i do all my homosexual behaviour on purpose

cowards

[valid badge]

nono

[plain vortex]

Idk….

[clear locust]

chicot can we edate?!

[trail flume]

i think ur gae bro bro

[trail flume]

wha-

[pliant canyon]

stop saying the g word

[slim junco]

If I kissed a boy, does that make me gay, I think not 😼

[plain vortex]

[slim junco]

😘

[opal knot]

wild.

[clear locust]

hawk yeah!

[valid badge]

any1 here is interested in cuddling as frens

[plain vortex]

Ima just… cuddle this teddy bear

[halcyon flame]

bro really hit an 🤓 ermm.. aktually

[lavish zenith]

i dunno depends did you kiss in a gay way? pretty cool if you did

[slim junco]

Jorking
I mean jerking
I mean joking

[trail flume]

wha-

[slim junco]

Idk if it was in a gay way

[plain vortex]

[trail flume]

giant?

[pliant canyon]

i actually did

[plain vortex]

The fool

[opal knot]

anyways, chat, how cooked am i?

[plain vortex]

LOL

[pliant canyon]

with my friend @gloomy oracle

[plain vortex]

YOU’RE FUCKED

[halcyon flame]

wtf

[slim junco]

Not playing flush 💔

[plain vortex]

Next time read the boss blind

[slim junco]

Oh, I’m stupid

[opal knot]

shocked face

[slim junco]

I need to do that too 😭🙏

[opal knot]

no one ever reads the boss blind until it's too late

[plain vortex]

I do

[halcyon flame]

just pray that you get the 4 and 6 of hearts lmfao

[plain vortex]

[slim junco]

Same

[blazing silo]

Egg 🗣️

[halcyon flame]

hop into a boss blind with my baron mime build and get jumpscared by the plant

[plain vortex]

Egg

[opal knot]

alright. i got another one here.

[plain vortex]

Pair

[blazing silo]

Egg and pirate joker Goated mult strategy

[plain vortex]

Ikr

[opal knot]

pair no go

[plain vortex]

High card

[opal knot]

also bust

[plain vortex]

You’re fucked

[opal knot]

clearly

[plain vortex]

Yeahhh

[blazing silo]

Egg 🥚

[clear locust]