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Chicken butt
daring today arent we
did this actually happen
Alright Iām done shit posting, back to Vinland Saga
holy shit 2 runs later and im back
HOLY SHIT I JUST WIN???
Probably
IN BURGLAR WE TRUST!!!
!!!!!
HELL YES
something tells me this combination isnāt gonna work
idk canāt put my finger on it
Hmmmmm
cries in xbox
does
anyone know what I'm tryig to do here
Reddit says the fix for this is manually installing AMD drivers
This actually works?
hello
Hi
Building off of 5s? With hack, odd Todd, and dna?
but everything immediately messed up
You might want a scaling joker or just an XMult like cavendish
Oh that works
i am never touching anything at or above blue stake ever again
6th sense should go
I know which means I donāt have to ever again
i refuse to ever have to deal with a rental or perishable joker ever again
nevermind all that
i got screwed by the mouth
ive missed having 3 discards
me too
Idk maybe face card cuz itās kinda useless if u deck fix
Paraeidolia you mean?
I mean you're right on that tho
Vagabond is there for a reason
Whatever one makes it so all cards are considered face cards
should i go all in on a wraith
Paradolia
Idk how to spell it
Iām going to bed gn. @everyone
Goodnight? Idk why you tried to ping everyone for that lol
Because I wanted to let u know
Good night man
Ty someone at least answers
10:212
Ah
*12
Gnight
Ty
I love beating verdant leaf without selling anything
Lebron james reportedly digging through hands on the needle
The drivers worked lmao
I like ur pfp btw :3
Gay egg
just got a photochad combo, triboulet, and a baron
Put the baron in the bag
Go for photochad trib
photo and trib are a match made in heaven
both give x mult for face cards
also look how i abused my balatro copy on my pc
yo
yo
gurt
Em jokers looking like william afton burning
What is better golden joker pr delayed gratification. I really wanna pick delayed gratification
I was raided on twitch after a Balatro tournament today and I wanted to thank whoever was involved.
Depends on the hand youāre playing and the stake youāre on
And the deck youāre on
depends honestly
mrrp
golden joker usually
hi this is the fella who had cavendish die twice on him. this torture device of a game thought it would be funny to kill it again
gold stake'd the blue deck!!!!
i have two golds now
my collection's full now too
hello
hi
how is everyone
I like balatro.
same here
where did you get perkeo
tarot pack
photoing my chad
peak photochad run
Hey friends quick q, I got a new phone (android) and my progress didn't transfer. My achievements are showing up in the play store, but none of the cards/packs etc are unlocked. Anyone have any tips?
upgrade heaven
cooked
(also happy to ask elsewhere if this is the wrong chat lol, just got here)
I hate sigil
what brand was your previous device?
Also an android, went from s23 to s25
hmm maybe you'd want to post this in the bug reports section?
Will do thank you!
if i find anything i'll let you know :) welcome
This is gonna be like my first message here but I just wanna show y'all a run I had like two hours ago (ignore gros michel)
Sadly the plant destroyed me
i had a really good double tribulet and cavendish run and i was supposed to give the seed to my friend and i completely forgot
i couldnt get better cards so i died on that blind
That sigil was NOT a homie
It certainly wasn't
I just ran to Godier high scoring new high score seed and completely fucking fumbled it by cooking main menu before getting to screenshot the fucking seed. Are you fucking kidding me?
I also lost the run that couldāve been ultra high-scoring at antique 12 because I didnāt read the fucking boss blind
accientally used brainstorm on my own save
i dont believe u
wha

Wait what
whats up chat
Yeah u just sound like an ass
oh hey wsg man
i know you
wow. dude
whats ur damage
im not a man
It's a public chat room šš

apologies i meant it in the gender neutral kinda sense
When people start arguing about nothing in a card game discord
So this is the point where I block ur Alpha ass
i'll tell u when i care
anyhow. very wacky stuff to walk in on lol
š
So anyways why is orange take a cancer
Lol you stop too
dude orange and gold stakes suck
rentals and especially perishables suck to deal with sonmuch
Eternal perishables don't exist at least
yippeee
i hate trying to use sumt like a poly tag and then getting a fuckin perishable
i got my first naneinf
its such a pain
aw nice
:D
you bet i will
i bet you will
dude i wish i had a pepsi rn
i wish you had a pepsi rn
i said i wish YOU had a pepsi, not ME
nah man
but tbh i dont like either
damn. thats worse
i mean
dont go there with dr pepper
from what ive heard after extended periods of not drinking it
look man, if i ever wanted a soda, i'll probably just get some type of fanta or a sprite
idk
it can taste like that
what doesnt though yknow
hey! you do you tho
i mean straight-up pretty much everything messes you up
it just comes with moderation
well yes
- Daryl, 40, been smokin 5 packs a day since 12
āA is for alcohol, source of addiction,
liver disease and other afflictions.ā
i dont
okay i mean everyone in a more hyperbolic sense
this is a bit of a self report
lol
i appreciate that
because i am very funny but also dont think ableism is funny
pour me a shot of spring water from a glass bottle rq mate
thank you
am i being paid
yes sir
that's fair
its literally been you bringing it up
thats not a very polite way to refer to people
I mean, I am, but I forgive you 
i was taken away during lunch time in middle school to be taught how to be normal
ive never been diagnosed with anything but i did get "peer-reviewed" by people n told i might have sumt
which. isnt a diagnosis
or helpful really
kinda just odd ig
god im tired
bed
mmmno.
ok
i probably will actually yea
ok
no
good.
i specified the one guy
thought u were talkin bout me
no the other one
Mods are going to have a field day with this
they dont exist, apparently
<@&1133519078540185692> idk how to explain this lol
yknow i have noticed that its kinda odd, i feel like sometimes people get to say a lot more than they oughta
oh no! u called me a minecraft kid! im ruined.
one dude was talkin some pretty tough language
What is happening
I dont understand this channel anymore
like id imagine theres at the very least an automod
guten morgen
no clue boss
no one does or did
I wish I could explain better but like, I canāt
ableism lol
lol he got banned
thats for the better
Danm i missed the master ||rage|| baiter
This bunny was just banned from playing balatro
š«
why is the gun emoji a water gun
The guy spamming pics of the disabled is gone. Is there more?
it was a real one on apple back in the day...
yea what happened to that
or like a cool alien ray gun or sumt
at the very least sumt that still reads as a gun
Not that Iām aware of
oh hey wait a bit
dude i must be outta my mind
that dont look proper
Itās ai, probably an older model, my guess would be mid journey
i woulda caught on way quicker if i wasnt sleepy
That's wild
Don't cry little one
"its called dark humor" and its literally just photos of people
that isnt how you do a joke...
jokes have like setup and punchline n such
When did that happen tho
maybe ten minutes ago
Damn
Damn!
I was rewatching the trailer and I noticed this
Has anyone tried that seed?
JIMBOWINS
i do
I mean the seed
hm
only 47 hands played
only 5 rounds
howd he do that
its opps all banana
meanie
Somebody needs to beat Jimbo's record
im undefeated
2 socks
bro what the fuck
im the real tyler the creator
ur fake
on white stake too???
tyler what are you doing
Just a missing 2 and a lucky king
Thank you
okay okay okay okay okay
Nah
he has so many other songs
Ok that does have it's reason
no way really
On ps5 ain't as advanced than on my phone
And im trying to unlock all decks
If that explains me playing green deck
no im just saying like thats the best time to make whatever you want out of your jokers
like to have that for a white stake build is either rough luck or some rough skill
大 which one is green deck 大
no interest
2 money per hand
1 money per discard
I think it's the latter
@shadow heart is fake Tyler the creator because he has no comma
I have no friends I lied
You might be onto something
This is a crazy new balatro update
holy shit they used the chariot on mario
Crazy unexpected collab
What a flop!
Metal mario grab the polychrome
1.5X+!
Polychrome steel jack
Polychrome red seal steel jack btw
metal mario go for photochad
Mario collect the gold seals!
"its a stone, luigi"
It's giving me the starter pack for a lucky cat run
Bye bye scholar and dusk
Or nah
Burnt and scholar
Wait no
Fuck im so dumb
You good
im gonna guess no
They gonna start giving me 10 extra minutes on tests atp
I treated magician as an extra joker

That's why I was so confused, no deck fixing at all
A singular lucky king
And a missing 2
I ball
I donāt get it
thats a quote from the mario show
You'll be fine without scholar then!
Infact I balled
Anyone know when lovely will be available for gamepass?
I wouldnāt get it
Lmao lovely?
I mean for now atleast
Wouldn't mind showman doing it's work and giving me another lucky cat
Instead of
This
Gotta treat yourself a little sometimes
"Let me introduce my associate"
Lucky cat run approaching at terminal velocity
āCan I recommend you⦠with a third showman.ā
If you donāt get it thereās a string
String? Where
"I think that might do the trick for the run you're looking for."
What do you mean?
āI think I know a guy youāll like.ā
Sorry im just slow
Iām assuming itās because cats like string
That seems the most logical thkng
Guys, how much is balatro in your country?
Itās
On ps5 it's 15 dollars
Like 300 pesos
Without IVA
You can check steamDB to check its prices around the world
It's cheap but I don't have the money to buy it š
Lucky cat run is rather fantastic
OH THAT FUCKING STRING
Sorry
Like once a cousin from like
LA came over
He couldn't reach to pull the lights off string
I didnāt even see that
what do i copy with brainstorm? canio at x10, erosion at 28
So he tied a string to it
I don't know where he got that string out of
But he tied it there
Rather convenient
He stole my yarnā¦
And so I just left it there
It's being used for a more useful cause
But⦠my toyā¦
Canio
Oh wait,can we send memes anywhere?
It ain't coming back
I mean, no one will stop you
I mean I've done that multiple times
How old were you when you found out you can drag the blind while you are playing it
I came out the womb knowing that
is that fucking catti from deltarune
Yes
that's fucked up. i had no idea she was real
Stay in drugs, donāt do school or something
guess what brolatros
And not dusk
nice
tbh i wasnt really building toward an endless build
it was more just a one and done run
Well alright but I was wondering in what channel then can they be posted?
Probably off topic
Makes sense
Off-topic is a cementery
What else is new
<@&1133519078540185692> a guy who got baneed asked me to get in contact with him thru me
dm me
thanks
hmm?
Whar kind of run are you even doing?
help
This run is... fantastic.
I acquired a debt of -4$
Credit card?
no, one of the blinds that take money away from each play
Dw just play small and big bling so you can earn the money
The money you earn helps to erase the debt
If you get like
7 dollars out of small blind
4 will erase that debt
And the other 3 you keep them
OH my goodness gracious
Lucky cat I trust in you please take me out of this
Yeah holy crap let me know how it goes
You got pillared
Your pants are pretty good I think two pairs and full houses work really well with those
Unfortunately no
?
I hate you
Matter of fact
I hate you so much I ain't even picking you up
That's sad negative jokers can be good for uhhhh ajwhshsh sell value
You gonna take that heirglyph
Nah
L your retrigger joker would benefit from it
hey, some guys have been sending me requests since I got here, help.
Prefferably don't accept them
And uh
Totally seems worth your time yeah
Contact a mod
He even calling him like he gon pick up
That is reasonable considering im scaling lucky cat
My bas
BadK
Bad*
š it's ok it's good to know for next time
everyone is talking to me about the same game, a strategy game called WB
Heirglyph is one of my favorite for scaling
tell them to f request then dm me :(
done
I genuinely donāt know what happened I fell asleep before
but I see heās not in the server
Most likely a scam if they're sending you a link that "redirects" to the game in question
ik
ON MY DEAD BODY I SAID ONE MORE RE-ROLL AND GOT BRAINSTORM
What should I take out?
Or should I?
Both Lucky Cats have same mult
One has 20.5
And the other 17.5
But cuz they so paired not sure wheter I should take one out
Get rid of lower lucky and take brainstorm since brainstorm can be lucky but it can be other stuff if you need it?
Aight bet
and put lucky cat to the left
Jolly joker is just there for the ride he ain't doing something really
Brainstorm just wasn't it
you fucking had blueprint
you couldve put lucky cat to the left
the blueprint copies the brainstorm on the left
which gives you x20
and brainstorm gives you another x20
and another x20
which means you get x80 mult in total
1x(20x20x20) = 80
wait no 8000
can someone buy me balatro pc pls i want multiplayer i already spend all my money buying the mobile version ;<
How does Balatro multiplayer even work?
with programmation duh
don't beg
;<<
You're so right, my fault
I just play on mobile and was curious as to how it worked
Wait⦠negative 8 ball looks kinda cool ngl
8 ball ššš
only time I'm using it is if I get like magic ball or oops
When two jumbos love each other very much
Do they pair or something?
what is the lore
lore?
hi, do you know where can i find the cryptid server?
idk if i can post invites here so can i dm
Balatro single player is good enough i only have the mobile version and i am having fun
thanks a lot
Was using the deck where you start with two fools and a magic ball
tufff
yay my second win
Nicely done!
i accidentally reset my progress when installing mods
like 3 days ago
so, i've been getting back just collecting everything
no gold stake yet
This run was going so badly but I thought Iād end it naturally. Somehow ante 7 gave me two Ankhs. X7 each
Which one? Cryptid?
nah
i don't even know fr
i just installed the mods correctly
restarted game
boom no progress
Have you tried disabling the mods?
Weird
verified integrity
reinstalled game
nothing
but its whatever
ill just get back
Time to 100% the game again š
How far did you get
Time to 32% the game again š
Lol
more like 10%
hey math people do i copy baron or mime here
i mean it doesn't matter yet but for later game
assuming i have mostly steels by then
lowkey already past where i was before
Its the same
once i have mostly steel reds do i switch to mime or nah
Exactly
also that showman better give me something nice
as soon as i said that
baron number 2 is here
Nice
Showman never works for me
Or never works how I want it to
Nicely done
wouldnt mime be better considering the fact that you have a lot of steel cards?
i mean mime procs them like king card and on top of that the steel, right?
Nope, cuz math
peak
i got retcon so i'll try to get le big number on serpent once i have only steel reds
probably not naneinf tho
unless i get like a negative burglar
im sorry but that will not be enough for naneinf
yeah that's what i was thinking
maybe if i was on ghost deck and got cryptids
who knows
oh so i'm nowhere near lol
okay this will be the big number of the run
baron or mime
i have more steels than regulars and some have red seals
She Blind on my MEGA BUFFOON PACK till I (chip sounds)
anyone got a link for a calcualtor mod that works with balatro mod manager ? balamod dont work for me
looking good
" 1 in 7 " ahh
every card has an individual 1 in 7 chance
the wording is a bit confusing
unless i'm mistaken
Isnt it 2 mime 4 baron
Maybe for optimal but..
drop the seed
can i see it even if I have not ended game?
fun
Morning yall happy Monday, hope you guys have a good one.
You had more than half of the vouchers in the game in one run
There are 32 vouchers in the game and you got 24
holy smokes!
i don't know what are trying to say? š
skipped all the crappy ones. sold worst joker many times for colas š
modded so peak
i had to kill the run myself bc i was getting too far and i needed to do my assignments
0.000e156
nice
Minilatro is coming together nicely
latro
not-a-latro
balatro
name it smalatro and my life is yours
works for me
now please sign here here here and here for the transfer
I should make a Nicolas Cage joker.

latro
I just listened to GOTY theme, and my god It's godly
Delete
why?
Extinct!

tried to make a mr bones lmao
boykisser tarots be damned
Papyrus is that you?
Nyeh heh heh!
How many cards in deck
a few
This is ass
i dont like ante 12
Got this unseeded lol
guys i might actually be cursed
everytime i get pareidolia the next boss blind is always the plant
that's why we buy vhs
NEVERRGHHāļø
?????
NEVER WILL I EVER BUY VOUCHERS
"i hate this boss blind but i refuse to buy the thing that lets me skip the boss blind"
literally your own fault
shhhhghhhhh
that's just stupid
you could make your life so much easier
every voucher is good more often than not
it finally arrived
i hate my luck i had chicot 4 times and yorick 3 times no other legendary
yorick is good
yeah but i want other jockers too
idk abt yall but i feel like i never see soul cards
holy 
....why
ur kinda actively detrimental to your own run there
Pure sadness Warning: very sad image
this shit hurts
perishable is easily the worst effect to have on any card ever
Whyād they gotta do my radioactive looking banana dirty man
whoever invented perishables as a thing is so mean
Hmmm
so true
bruh
how did this build work
Vagabond literally carried lmao
I had no econ the entire run
This shit is not 1 in 7
Imagine all face down
UK1D5SG8
seed to this run
you can generate a lot of Ks
I just too dumb to play better
i shall try
imagine getting e666 points at a casino and winning 7 dollar
AND THEN IMMEDIATELY A WHEEL OF FORTUNE PROC š
Bruh
ok well there goes that
Is there a way to look at achievements on mobile?
what yall think of runner
Good chip scaler
In a tier list of S to F(S, A, B, C, D, E, F)
He's a solid A-
runner is peak
I usually build into straight flush instead of just straight too, as it's much easier to fix for suits than consolidate ranks and gives a bigger benefit
One of the best shop 1 jokers in the game
First suit debuff blind i see, im starting to shift to that suit
You can get like 60 chips in ante 1 if you get him shop 1
Get flat mult
Then you can thrive
i dont use it in most case scenarios
A tier for me too
second best chip scaling joker
i had this guy scale above stuntman in my run i think he's cool
in a game where getting reliable chips is harder than reliable mult
Stuntman is great when you rely on 1-3 card hands
Wee joker fan?
wee is the best chip scaling joker
Obviously
In a game with like 4 chip scaling jokers lol
Bull can be strong when used correctly
I feel like making a game rn
Am i weird for that?
why would that be weird
ah yes baron is exactly what i need on a run like this thanks game
I have baron, dna and perkeo after the first two shops, how does dna work and how does perkeo work
i made it to ante 6 in my 3rd try playing the game, is that good or just average
dna creates a copy of the first played card if you only play one card
perkeo creates a copy of a random consumable in your inventory
a random negative copy specifically
Oh dear
consumables like tarot and planet cards?
yes
Yuppp
+1 consumable slot
is dna reuseable?
oh alright
dna works once per round
well this is unfortunate
and it adds a permanent copy of it in my deck?
yes
so should i do kings for baron?
yes
okay
if you have a blueprint or brainstorm you can get 2 new kings every round
so how do i utilize perkeo?
ahh okay
i guess try to find a death card and copy that so you can make even more kings
or if you're on ghost deck cryptid is even better
what did death card do?
dont have that yet
IT2GQ11I ante 4 perkeo plus baron
you can turn a card into another card of your choosing
select 2 cards and use death and the left one turns into the right one
"holy shit I cooked this run!"
looks inside
alright thanks
ill try make the best of this now
Cause its hard to make games
nothing weird about wanting to make one anyway
and you learn by doing
I mean...
Local thunk said that once and made peak
So ig you're right
space joker just hit twice in a row wtf
show
le wall
it's not that great on its own but it has good synergies with other cards
ill try find something
if you find a photograph you've discovered probably the single most used combo in this game
dont know which card that is
you will see
it's literally just called Photograph
it's one of the few jokers that isn't joker shaped
it's a square photograph
you can't see the name if you haven't discovered it ig
THIS is the power of the anaglyph deck
i meant i hadnt unlocked it yet, or even seen it
i mean it DOES look like a photograph tho
you're not wrong
is that miku
it is indeed miku
midku more like
an old friend ruined her for me
i still like the character design tho
anyhow i had a miku hologram with a mult of like. 11x after this play
what if u did this with negative skip tags
abstract joker getting his value
that could work too
issue is it was orange stake so like 75% of those negatives are gonna be debuff'd
still fine for abstract n swashbuckler but otherwise pointless
11x miku served me well
i unironically had swashbuckler + egg carry one of my runs š„
i didnt think eternal kiryu kazuma even steven would do as much as it did
it ended up being very useful
i did this too the other day lol
rad
ive seen or gotten runner for the last 5 runs š
the most straight balatro gameplay
baron pog baron
not very pog with a 4 hand size
i mean dyou really need your hands
Should I blueprint arrowhead or chad
i think it depends
Well Iām going for arrowhead value
i mean maybe blueprinting your mime does a lot for your hand too yk
more money
Yeah but I can always move it at the end of the round
you can quickly move the bp next to mime while your last hand is proccing so you still get the extra money
oh wow
is that how that works
Yeah
arrowhead for spade flushes otherwise chad
pretty sure
afaik when you hit "play hand" the game plays things in the exact order you had em regardless
but if that is a thing that seems like a useful strategy to learn
id be pretty jazzed to be proven wrong
hmmm
photochad...
Do I do it
It wonāt do a lot i donāt think
Because Iām playing plasma
Wat would I even sell
Blueprint photochad will rapidly overtake arrowhead I think
Get rid of fortune teller
Means nothing if you're doing photochad cause it adds it after
Blueprint photochad is like a x64 mult or sum
But Iām on plasma
If your mult overtakes your chips, your chips stop mattering
Whats your flush base mult at
Either way, sell fortune teller cause it does nothing with your chips build anyway
two hanging chads would be the first card getting triggered 5 times, correct? (1+4)
I think so yeah
so it's like
Base mult is 8
Really need to start pumping those jupiters
8 mult so like 256 mult if you get photograph and blueprint hanging chad
that's if im not stupid
Anybody just got a random picture of a negative hologram?
negative hologram has a white background and no other changes
or that's what i remember
I donāt think Iāve seen it yet in negative
amazing draw luck
Blackboard is like that
It just becomes Whiteboard
The consequences of 73 card deck
That looks sick
I got it from a negative skip
I've never seen a negative blackboard before actually
same
Interesting
negative hologram is similar to negative legendaries im pretty sure
only the background changes, the joker himself doesnt
One of the cooler looking ones
Yeah hologram floats above the card
Negative campfire also pretty neat
negative red card becomes yellow card for some reason
hello
Hi bongotro fans
Yeah, negative red card looks funky
- mult amirite
X mult >
Balatros negative filter isn't actually just invert color
probably because it has a hue shift on top of the invert but it's still funny
The humble early antes
I'm having a hard time beating orange stale
Stake
I js want erratic deck
You'll get the hang of it
you'll get the hang of it in 1.1 when blue stake doesn't suck
Remember that scaling jokers that have values personal to them are never perishable
I just beat gold stake erratic yesterday with 3 jokers
Whar
Erratic deck is one of my favourites ngl
Love the randomness
Red card and grimbo and similar will never be perishable
Fortune teller and supernova can be because they don't retain personal values
Wow that's so goated
I see
i never understood the point of erratic
you get a good deck but bad seed, now what
Play better
