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[idle wadi]

Banish fib? I have holo 5

[meager heron]

how did that hand only get me to 115k

[distant comet]

hokay buddy

[patent flame]

Banish the Chad

[mystic axle]

always put your jokers in a good order

[patent flame]

U can copy either hack or fib it gives more malt

[idle wadi]

Okey

[latent hemlock]

So for funsies I skipped for a free rare joker, it’s a wee

[meager heron]

ok i just havent played in a while ty

[patent flame]

Rebate is pretty important in a deck with dog ass econ system

[mystic axle]

no worries

[distant comet]

[barren geyser]

Boo

[latent hemlock]

Hello random baseball card

[meager heron]

can you give me a seed for a run i wanna do my first seeded run + im a beginner

[distant comet]

🦅

[distant comet]

me too crodie

[latent hemlock]

I have been summoned

[patent flame]

Wtf banana brainstorm

[distant comet]

banana brainstorm 💔💔💔

[latent hemlock]

It’s only temporary

[mystic axle]

haven't ventured into seeded runs yet

i just got up to gold stake on checkered deck

[distant comet]

I remember having like the lust joker with bloodstone and like 4 other x mult jokers

[mystic axle]

gonna unlock my whole collection first

[latent hemlock]

Just sold banana for card sharp and onyx agate for baseball card value

[patent flame]

He thinks he's a banana he's NOT .

[mystic axle]

142/150 jokers so far

[distant comet]

I was getting about 2-3 million a hand during ante 7

I then died at ante 12 or 13 to the one debuff where all of your heart cards don't work

[surreal mulch]

how can i win with the red cards

[mystic axle]

what do you mean by red cards

[distant comet]

honestly

[idle wadi]

Wow i got 2 Baron on the same shop

[distant comet]

that full house build will forever be in my heart

get it

cuz I was doing a heart build

[distant comet]

imagine if you were playing on abandoned deck

[cyan crest]

4ZZ1KVMU (dna round one)

HSC1L2DX (skip first 2 rounds get dna double it later)

VYG6BN4C (this one I found online it’s just supposed to be good but I haven’t had the best luck)

[distant comet]

thank you crodelicious

[meager heron]

i remember when i rerolled in shop and i got dna but couldnt afford it 🥀

[idle wadi]

That time I got one on abandoned, my monkey brain sees the Baron and picked it instantly. Until I realized what have I done

[clear vine]

i have to admit i feel like i cant play straights

consistently

[patent flame]

Cut high rank and low rank cards

A K Q 2 3 4

[clear vine]

so i go for 5-10?

[cyan crest]

You should be able to afford it in that run

[patent flame]

Yess that's the right play

[distant comet]

lmaoooo

[patent flame]

Because middle ranks are the easiest cards to draw

[clear vine]

still feel like its better to go for other stuff

[patent flame]

And will always draw

[patent flame]

Do remind u the high chips of the high rank cards do not matter in the slightest

U play straights for the hand type. Not the cards

[meager heron]

ok ty

[patent flame]

A straight build is shortcut snd 4 xmult jokers

[clear vine]

other stuff as in i think its easier and more rewarding to play different types of hands

like fluhses and what not

[patent flame]

Or 5 xmult jokers

[distant comet]

straights is such a goated hand

[clear vine]

again on average

[distant comet]

it is pretty buns if you don't get the right build tho

[patent flame]

This is why being hand agnostic is the best

Most newbies one trick flush and then question why they always reach a dead end

[distant comet]

that's why, as a high card and full house enthousiast

you should delete the game and spare yourself an addiction

👅

[cyan crest]

Np

[idle wadi]

Now who's to banish next

[patent flame]

The rebate

Ur econ is settled, it's alright to do some highrolling

[modern tundra]

my best round

[clear vine]

currently one trciking half joker i love half joker

[idle wadi]

Nice

[distant comet]

Yorick

[patent flame]

Half joker's the best static common mult in the game

[distant comet]

do it

I dare you

[idle wadi]

Ok

[patent flame]

Very high mult and 3 ante carry

[idle wadi]

No

[distant comet]

aw

[idle wadi]

Yorick my beloved

[distant comet]

chicot is so goated bro

I genuinely love chicot

[meager heron]

what is dna's description

[patent flame]

If the first hand of the round only has one card, create a new card with an exact copy of the card's properties

[meager heron]

so basically i can have 2 holographics for example if i play 1, i get another 1

[patent flame]

Yes

[meager heron]

"buy 1 get 1 free" ahh

well thats literally it.

[patent flame]

Here's a good case usage of DNA

If i have red seal steel king first hand, it copies the same

[meager heron]

is that a voucher how do you have 7 joker slots

[mystic axle]

negatives

[patent flame]

Antimatter +1
Ectoplasm spectral on blueprint +1

The goal of DNA here is to increase hand size and make more kings to be able to be thrown away during a naneinf scoring setup

[mystic axle]

i need to get up to ante 12 sometime

havent unlocked that voucher yet

[north crescent]

in the actual game dna can be useful but is often just bloating your deck

best use case is for glass

[meager heron]

is there secret hands i dont know about

in like lategame

[mystic axle]

yes

[meager heron]

examples?

[mystic axle]

if i told you id have to kill you

[meager heron]

tell me then kill me to disable the boss blind

[mystic axle]

theres 3 secret hands

[cyan crest]

Well they might know depends if they’ve unlocked all planets

[mystic axle]

five of a kind flush house and flush five are the secret ones

[meager heron]

oh

[covert obsidian]

this game is so good

[last pebble]

🇵🇱

[cyan crest]

I’ve had it for only three or four days and there are my stats 😭
Their not the best in the world but I’m supposed to be on vacation.

[shadow canyon]

Should I double blueprint ? Or nah

[covert obsidian]

My vacantion start soon!

[glad oriole]

and blueprint copies what joker

[covert obsidian]

would, how improved is red card tho?

any chaces your shop has a joker you could survive on?

also watching a movie while playing balatro is evil

[glad oriole]

ture

[covert obsidian]

loosing the econ card hurts a bit, the red card idk how upgraded is it, gluttonous joker is eh and the stencil aint doing shit

I need to unlock more econ cards like the brute diamonds

[short steeple]

if you see rocket, use it.. its really good

[glad oriole]

the red card cannot be very uogrsded

it is ante 2

[glad oriole]

yeah

thats why its uncommon :3

[covert obsidian]

some uncommons suck like joker stencil

[short steeple]

i found rocket in the second round, and triboulete in 7

[covert obsidian]

joker stencil only good in early

[mystic axle]

i won a run with only 2 jokers

[covert obsidian]

stuntman is amazing if you love two pair

[mystic axle]

one of which was the stencil

[short steeple]

reallly?

[covert obsidian]

reallllly, yes

[short steeple]

damnn

[covert obsidian]

Stuntman is good I gave it hate cos I was a flush player but playing with stuntman is playing with strategy

[short steeple]

wait what does stuntman do?

[covert obsidian]

3.. erm 250 extra chips, -2 hand size

[north crescent]

250

[short steeple]

that doesnt look much

[covert obsidian]

goes hard on plasma deck

[mystic axle]

250 multiplies a lot

[covert obsidian]

it's a lot

it scales hard

[mystic axle]

if you've got 1000 mult an extra 250 chips is 250000 score

[patent flame]

Please don't underestimate chips

[mystic axle]

i underestimated chips

[patent flame]

Common new ppl mistake

[mystic axle]

until i remembered what multiplication was

[patent flame]

Chips are the ones that need to be multiplied

There's plasma but nobody needs to prepare for that convo cuz that deck ain't that cool

[covert obsidian]

added

not mult

[covert obsidian]

ifjea f r fe 3 2 f a f

I grinded to just unlock that deck

[patent flame]

Only good reason to use it

[covert obsidian]

and because its fun to see the balanced thing

[patent flame]

If u play for high stakes plasma is 2nd hardest deck to gold stake

After black

[covert obsidian]

what's an ez deck to win gold stake

[short steeple]

dont you get balanced ?

ohh wait its x2 base mb

[patent flame]

Yes

And when combined with purple stake scaling

[covert obsidian]

out of curiosity

[patent flame]

That's what makes it hard

[covert obsidian]

I'd assume blue deck

[north crescent]

blue yellow abandoned are top 3

[patent flame]

Yellow

[covert obsidian]

Or one of the magic decks

ah

[patent flame]

In the early game u can pay for good rental

[mystic axle]

checkered deck should be easy i reckon

[patent flame]

No

[mystic axle]

it was easy all the way up

[patent flame]

Checkered deck only gives good early flush support

Flushes are not good long term

[covert obsidian]

wait do I have abandoned unlocked

[mystic axle]

early yeah but you can pivot to other hands

[patent flame]

Yes

But a better deck to do that is yellow

Cuz u have the early game support

The hardest part of balatro is early game

[mystic axle]

i like to skip the first 2 blinds though

[lunar plover]

Yooo

[mystic axle]

checkered helps with that

[covert obsidian]

look at that I do not have abandoned deck

[patent flame]

U potentially die

Maybe from bad draws but skips barely help

[lunar plover]

Wsg guys

[patent flame]

New players gotta understand skipping is one of the worst things u can do in the game

[mystic axle]

depends on the tag

[covert obsidian]

can you get face cards in abandon deck from packs?

[mystic axle]

yeah

[patent flame]

Yes

[covert obsidian]

ah

[patent flame]

But there's not always a good reason to bloat decks

If u get a triboulet pull sell it

Not worth the trouble

[short steeple]

ah yeah i tried plasma, i lost

[barren geyser]

Im bored

[short steeple]

turns out my mult in plasma aint nothing,

[patent flame]

I told u

Mult is the WORST thing to get in plasma

It makes ur score balanced and makes the division during scoring bigger

[barren geyser]

How does plasma deck actually works?

[short steeple]

so that mean in this deck, bull is actually good?

[patent flame]

The best one

One of the best

All u need to win plasma is bull and 4 econ jokers

No need to think about endless the game is not about endless

[sullen socket]

Bull isn't terrible regardless

[barren geyser]

What are econ jokers again? Im dumb

[candid kernel]

jokers that give money

[patent flame]

Scoring works like this

(Chips + mult) divided by 2 = Plasma score
Plasma score^2

[rapid hill]

In short it need to be balanced

[barren geyser]

Makes sense

[idle wadi]

My deck is tiny

Average size*

[cunning rune]

this aint real

[late mortar]

Soul card in the emperor

[idle wadi]

Lmao

[cunning rune]

if I get two chicots

can I do the glitch

[candid kernel]

if you have retcon

[latent hemlock]

3HDZYD99 just watch out and make sure you switch from ancient joker to lucky cat fast, and also take every lucky card you see at the beginning, I lost in ante 10 cuz I got cocky with dusk and bp and bs

And yes… of course I went for lucky cat

[cunning rune]

whats retcon

[latent hemlock]

Retcon is the 2nd version of director’s cut

Yk? The voucher

[late mortar]

2nd tier boss reroll

👍

[latent hemlock]

Spend $10 to reroll, no limited use

[cunning rune]

oo

yes

Perishable BP /:(

:(

[meager heron]

i thinkim just terrible i keep dying after round 1

[modern tundra]

what buying this thing 10 times does?

[strange meadow]

unlocks "antimatter"

from that run on, after buying a blank, you may encounter the "anti-matter" card, which gives you another joker card slot

[cyan crest]

No they might just be bad seeds i wasn’t sure because I’m a new player swell and i kept dying to after a few rounds as well. Sorry for giving you bad seeds

[balmy fog]

this may not be relevant but i broke the flames with the talisman mod

so i think thats pretty cool

i love cryptid mod

[shadow canyon]

Is this optimal

[mint bison]

Now get a negative baron

[quick moat]

One more copy on trib for optimal

So move bp over

[shadow canyon]

Ok

[shadow canyon]

Isn't the same I get 2^15 ethere way

[quick moat]

Oh

[shadow canyon]

N O no in wrong I forgot to count glasses retrigrs

I was overcomplicating it it's supposed to be with triggers and triggers should have like similar or the very close together so 2 triggers and 3 retrigs and 3 triggers and 2 retrigs shou be the same

[jolly talon]

Alr I tried out obelisk and idol. Pretty dang cool!! My obelisk got to a fat 9.4 xmult

I got invis joker like 3 times but they just hit jolly joker everytime bruhh

Also I FINALLY beat nebula deck

Feels so bothersome with just 1 slot

[quick moat]

But telescope

(I say, never having played nebula deck)

[jolly talon]

Too bad I picked up an obelisk early

[shadow canyon]

My best run to date

[jolly talon]

Ngl campfire saved my ass

[jolly talon]

Lucky

[quick moat]

Insane anti-synergy

[jolly talon]

Eh. May as well try to complete a run with obelisk

[quick moat]

I have yet to do it

Too lazy

[vocal juniper]

Bro

Why does this always HAPPEN

I MIGHT BE GOATED WHAT

[lavish marsh]

What do I swap for lusty

[warm dew]

First natural spawned legendary

But run ended because sold 2 jokers so invisible gives king joker

[zenith wadi]

The DNA one? Or did that help you out?

[lavish marsh]

DNA isn’t really that useful

Since I have perk

So yeah I can swap

[zenith wadi]

Ah

Ok

[lavish marsh]

What’s the chance of me losing my entire run if I use this to get double perkeo

[uneven edge]

not high

you can roll down for jokers

[faint tulip]

yo i need help

which copy is properly

4 trib 4 socks?

[uneven edge]

5 trib

[round garnet]

if u dont have red seals 5 trib 3 socks

[faint tulip]

all red seal

[lavish marsh]

Roll down?

[old pollen]

I’m in so much pain

[lavish marsh]

If u get perkeo u can turn your entire deck into lucky cards

[old pollen]

The thing is, all my cards are eternals

[lavish marsh]

Oh

I didn’t see that

[vocal juniper]

Okay I need a little help, do I discard for the legendary and if so, who?

[old pollen]

Fuck me man, I got a good jokers but fuck, I’m so close to making this I stoppable

[vocal juniper]

I honestly don’t think I can here

[uneven edge]

reroll lots

[vocal juniper]

Something tells me I should sell Idol for the hopes of Trib but if I literally get anyone else I’m fucked

[lavish marsh]

+1 win -1 perkeo

[sullen socket]

Lol

[gentle kernel]

ok

[ornate fable]

Most tragic event
No extra joker voucher
Psychic rerolled into the plant
Spent all my money for no luchador
Useless Blueprint
(Black deck)

[north crescent]

damn 😭

[hard gyro]

Antimatter is so rare it's crazy

[barren geyser]

I was watching my friend playing balatro and he accidentally skipped a blueprint
His screen(that i was watching) turned black
He went silence

And Genshin Impact shows up in his screen-

[hard gyro]

I only seen three times and I have over 100 hours in the game

[hard gyro]

Same energy as not reading the boss blind

Balatro is a nightmare for those with adhd

I have adhd too but still

[ornate fable]

If you had this set up in plasma deck, you can survive so long that the chances of antimatter is maybe I'd say 75-85%

[hard gyro]

Plasma deck is so op with stuntman

[ornate fable]

Yeah but I'm going for that naneinf

[hard gyro]

Stuntman is one of my fav jokers

Goes so well with high card and pairs

[plain scaffold]

Death tarot card, but spectral and for jokers

[daring citrus]

dooby dooby dooba doo

[ionic hatch]

You cannot sell anything, perhaps perkeo 🙂

Either way the legendary jokers ain't that good

[vocal juniper]

Yeah I sold perk, got yorick, then closed app so fast and it saved my perkeo

[ionic hatch]

Yeah it was a bad idea

[meager heron]

how and why the fuck do you have 2 quadrillion dollars and 73 DISCARDS

[wanton steeple]

Good gaming chair

[meager heron]

bro can buy enough dna's to make a human atp

[cunning hemlock]

I dont understand why we dont just burn plastic

Like a trash compacter but for plastic

If smoke is the problem then just turn the bad kind of smoke into a liquid

[delicate sphinx]

does anyone want to coach me a bit please ?

[cunning hemlock]

Sure

[delicate sphinx]

alr i'm ready

dm me please

[barren geyser]

Chat do you know El Chavo del Ocho?

[cunning hemlock]

Just do it here

I dont have alotta time

[delicate sphinx]

what are the best deck ?

i should try to build

[woeful moat]

Double banan

[vivid linden]

oohhh bananna

[woeful moat]

Maybe I’ll find triple banan

That would be cool

[vivid linden]

the more the better

[woeful moat]

Dose two banana deaths mean two cavendish?

[vivid linden]

idk

[woeful moat]

One banan😢

[daring citrus]

double cavendish

cab and dish

[plain vortex]

What do I doooo

Do I sell everything for blueprint

Help Balatro discord halp

[jaunty hedge]

yes

do it

[woeful moat]

The cool option or the win condition 🫩

[old pollen]

I feel like I’m picking between two children

[plain vortex]

😂

[plain vortex]

Win condition

[woeful moat]

Yeah I knwo.. Atleast I got photo now!

[plain vortex]

Bloodstone on checkerd deck

I get bloodstone and this is my first hand

[hearty acorn]

What’s the best order for these jokers?

[plain vortex]

If I get oops all 6’s with bloodstone does it make it a 1 in 1 chance

[hearty acorn]

It makes it a 2 in 2 chance

So 100%

[rapid hill]

Yep

[acoustic flicker]

My cavendish died on me after 2 rounds💔 I was gonna get past 13 on gold

[plain vortex]

MMMM

I NEED IT

[carmine bloom]

pretty sure he could make a straight if that is a 10

[acoustic flicker]

Unseeded?

You're cooking

[plain vortex]

I GOT OOPS ALL 6’S HAHAHAHAHAHA

[slim junco]

Peak

[waxen ingot]

first shop btw

[edgy heath]

yo.

[hearty acorn]

Yeah unseeded but it’s white stake

[plain vortex]

Nice

[hearty acorn]

Idk what order to put them in tho

[waxen ingot]

ok i got deja vu

[edgy heath]

as a rex fan i can confirm that rex is indeed kinda nice

[turbid sphinx]

n

[waxen ingot]

and chariot

[plain vortex]

lol

[edgy heath]

btw whos rex i hope i didnt say anything wrong

[plain vortex]

No

He’s a buddy

[grim mist]

need to buy both arrowhead and bloodstone yep

[plain vortex]

😂

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[plain vortex]

Ok

[wanton steeple]

Why are my terrible builds working

Runner hard carry tho

Another perishable joker knocked off the list of gold stickers

[slim junco]

WHAT A SHOWMAN

[trail spoke]

ante 2

definitely first shop

[slim junco]

ok, no more baaltro today

[silver jackal]

[zenith wadi]

Oh god

[plain vortex]

Arrowhead brainstorm

On checkerd deck

[trail spoke]

bad

[waxen skiff]

i got cavendish joker in grow a garden

[trail spoke]

grow a garden sucks

[waxen skiff]

agreed :(

[trail spoke]

balatro is better

[plain vortex]

The goad…

I’m cooked

[waxen skiff]

i have a fucking dwarf star

[verbal zephyr]

what’s the deal with this game i’ve heard people talk about it like it’s the devil but it just looks like normal roblox game #373759

[waxen skiff]

this would probably happen in my dreams

[verbal zephyr]

got it

[verbal zephyr]

welcome back blon

[trail spoke]

that should be bloodstone

not lucky cat

[wispy bloom]

Nah, lucky cat is funnier

Nice momo papu

[waxen skiff]

plant

[slim junco]

😍

[hoary kernel]

dont know if i should sell invisible yet

[fickle shore]

Hmm

[rapid hill]

No dont sell it. If you find something better then sell

[fickle shore]

Balala tag

[hoary kernel]

what would count as better (other than brainstorm blueprint obv)

sock is a canidate

[rapid hill]

Yeah blueprint or brainstorm are good options

[rapid hill]

I see lake

[rapid hill]

That means I smoked a weed too ?

[balmy fog]

its the cryptid mod

[deft flame]

when the game is on sale and you still cant afford it....

[halcyon sequoia]

What song do you think they should play if Deltarune is nominated for game of the year

[halcyon sequoia]

Welcome to cryptid

[grim mist]

why is balatro 10% off but btd6 is 90% off

[deft flame]

not sure but i was hoping it was gonna be atleast 25% off so i could afford it 😦

[light hare]

latro

[timid cloak]

When you get invis sell your negatives 😭

[jolly talon]

IK THAT BUT IT WAS LIT A 1/6 CHANCE

IT DID IT TWICE

[timid cloak]

I mean you could have gone to main menu the frame it happened

Not the frame

[mighty sluice]

We didn’t do too bad for a change

Flushing like a toilet

[coral pebble]

hi chat i got kicked out of the casino after I went all in and pulled out a banana and a joker teared in half

[rapid hill]

Hmmm thats hard question. I love cybers world

[halcyon sequoia]

no, they’ll probably play the legend

[latent hemlock]

… HOW TF DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT WITH TALISMAN

[alpine cloak]

its so peak

[edgy heath]

yo.

[rapid hill]

Oh yeah this one is big

[balmy fog]

because im Awesome!

[grim prism]

just ask someone u know for a pound 20 mate💔

[deft flame]

all my freinds are busy

[grim prism]

a parent?

[deft flame]

dad said no 😦

[grim prism]

wdym they're busy? u can just shoot them a text and they'll answer when they can

💀

also, its just a pound. if they're really your friend it wouldnt be that deep

[edgy heath]

hi

chat

[deft flame]

all of them are broke aswell

[rapid hill]

Hello man how is it going ?

[edgy heath]

is your name I as in india or L

[edgy heath]

wsg man I'm good wby

[grim prism]

i mate

[rapid hill]

Then wait for better sale

[edgy heath]

ah ty homie

[grim prism]

nah, its always 10%

[deft flame]

when is the next one??

[edgy heath]

wait rainbows are circled how are you sraight

[grim prism]

look, buy a key from eneba. it's like 10£ with taxes on there or something

[rapid hill]

I dont use steam and these things, last time I had hands on PC was 2015

[deft flame]

i dont wanna 3rd party it

[grim prism]

bro.

[deft flame]

its called an oxymoron

[grim prism]

u findin excuses for everything atp i swear

i tried helping

just dont play it then

im done

[edgy heath]

missed the chance to say "it's an oxymoron, moron"

[grim prism]

its an oxy, moron

[deft flame]

i wasnt asking for help i was jst shareing my greif

[edgy heath]

LMFAOOO😭🔥

[rapid hill]

Im doing good thanks ,late night chill

[deft flame]

true that,

[edgy heath]

yea ikr

[deft flame]

ill save it for next time someone asks

[grim prism]

if u send something like a problem in a server, u expect answers or help, right?

[edgy heath]

lmk when it happens lmfaoo

[grim prism]

like never

[deft flame]

i was expecting ppl to laugh at me... i ment it more as a meme then a cry for help

[edgy heath]

😭

[deft flame]

will do!!

[edgy heath]

yessuhhh

[grim prism]

we arent laughing at you mate

just buy it off eneba and enjoy or dont buy it and look at a wall

your choice

[deft flame]

fair enough

[edgy heath]

hey if it makes you feel worse just know I'm laughing at you

[grim prism]

💀💀💀

[edgy heath]

like evil demon type laugh

everyone can hear me

[grim prism]

aight bro we get it ur cool n shit

ur different

[deft flame]

thanks 😦

[edgy heath]

I'm special ed

acoustic

type shit

[deft flame]

excuse invalid: most balatro players are

[edgy heath]

ah shit you're right

[plush plank]

[deft flame]

ofc i am, wouldnt you be aswell?

that one was personal

are you not??

i mean.... your pfp suggests otherwise

[rapid hill]

Hmmm interesting from meme to diss session

[edgy heath]

DISScussion

[deft flame]

money isnt easy to get

[grim prism]

r u so special ed u want to buy the game so bad urself?

[grim prism]

its a fucking pound mate shut up at this point

[deft flame]

yes.

[grim prism]

lol

case closed

[deft flame]

wait...

oh

damn

[rapid hill]

My brain cells is clearly dissapearing I dont know how to tspe I thynk thas as nat gut

[deft flame]

its fine my dyslexic ass understood that

[edgy heath]

i understand it dw

[rapid hill]

here we go again everything im not made me everything I am

[grim prism]

special ed meets special ed

[grim prism]

w kanye verse

[near yew]

baltro

[rapid hill]

He may not be the greatest person in past years but his music is masterpiece

[grim prism]

yep. this is the server.

[grim prism]

learn to separate the music from the artist

[near yew]

what is this dog shit ass chat🥀

[grim prism]

especially when its almost 2 decades old

[edgy heath]

batro

[near yew]

they

just

did

😭

[grim prism]

im not talking about him lol

im saying in general

[near yew]

so true!!!! slay queen

[edgy heath]

b-b-b-batro :3

[near yew]

bbbbbbbbbatro🥹☺️

im at work

[grim prism]

femboy chat time

[near yew]

literally just waiting for the shift to end

[edgy heath]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbatro?🥺🥺

[edgy heath]

hope it never does

[grim prism]

lol

[near yew]

WHAT

[rapid hill]

If May ask whats your favourite album from him ?

[near yew]

i thought we were besties forever………

[grim prism]

first time this guy said something funny since i met him

[near yew]

may

[grim prism]

like 20 mins ago

[near yew]

thats me

[edgy heath]

jk i hope it ends rn

[rapid hill]

It autocorrect

[near yew]

never mind😢😭🥺😰😞💔

[near yew]

if it does i lost 40 minutes of money…..

[grim prism]

i got most of his albums in physical format (cd/vinyl) but its def graduation for me, even though most people say mbdtf

[edgy heath]

oh i hope you get extra money then?

idek what to hope for atp

[near yew]

thank you bestie

[edgy heath]

b-b-but graduation🥺

[grim prism]

he made graduation🔥🔥

18 years ago..

[near yew]

the album starting with Good Morning and ending with Good Night is something i never noticed

[grim prism]

how the fuck is that not the first thing u notice

[rapid hill]

And I wonder if you know, what it means , what it means

[near yew]

i don’t usually listen to albums dawgarino

so much aggressiveness

you need emotion management classes……

[grim prism]

nice to meet u

[rapid hill]

There is also bittersweet poetry great song

[edgy heath]

he needs life management classes

[grim prism]

you have a brawl stars avatar frame

let's not speak about life

[edgy heath]

hey I don't even play it

[grim prism]

hey i dont care

[edgy heath]

bruh

[near yew]

so true queen

[rapid hill]

Okay okay just calm down a little. I have question for anybody, who is your overall favourite artist? Mine is MF DOOM

[edgy heath]

type shit tysm for supporting me queen keep slaying

[edgy heath]

mines you🥰

[near yew]

hmmmmmmm

good question

[plain vortex]

Anger

[edgy heath]

angy

[rapid hill]

Awww thank you thats sweet🙂 but who is yours

[edgy heath]

🤬

[near yew]

i have stuff like Ado, Kendrick, Tyler that i really enjoy

babymetal too

[edgy heath]

IDRK lol

[rapid hill]

What ?

[edgy heath]

my tastes change from time to time

some day it's kendrick

the other day it's someone else lmfao

[rapid hill]

Hmm kendrick okay okay not bad

[near yew]

ado

[edgy heath]

adieu

adidas

[near yew]

NOOOO

ne me quitte pas ado😢

[edgy heath]

frfr

[rapid hill]

Japanese singer ? Okay mine from japan was Miki matsubara

[near yew]

yes

[rapid hill]

Her voice is beatiful I enjoy listening

[fathom fjord]

Couldn’t get enough deck fixing but this seed might better with better routing (or a better player)

[near yew]

i wanna play baron

[rapid hill]

Another baron and mime seed its not bad but its becoming little boring

[fathom fjord]

Fair enough. I didn’t come across BP/BS so that also was limiting

[rapid hill]

I know what you mean, without it its not it

[edgy heath]

they not like us💔

thanks for the applause people

i know I know I'm very funny

ladies, ladies one at a time please

[turbid ermine]

Balatro

[boreal jewel]

Balatro

[edgy heath]

balatro

[smoky prawn]

balatro

lowkey tomorrow i have one of the most important tests of my life but nah i gotta play balatro

[edgy heath]

same

not test but project

[smoky prawn]

nah just kidding i already studied

plus it's 11 pm

[edgy heath]

what subject cuh

[smoky prawn]

every one

final tests are weird here

[magic swan]

fuck yeah

[edgy heath]

oh hell yeah

[smoky prawn]

guys what if instead of balatro it was called blackjack and instead of using jokers you betted all even though the dealer has an ace

[edgy heath]

where did you get the tag from😭🙏🏼

[waxen ingot]

I skiped first 2 blinds

bc i had double tag and rare joker

[grim prism]

dungeons & degenerate gamblers

[trail ember]

can ankh delete eternal cards

[old pollen]

No

[alpine palm]

Balatro balatrez as playing balatro 🔥

[edgy heath]

type shit

[old pollen]

If it tres to delete a eternal card nothing happens and the a card gets doubled

[smoky prawn]

GUYS I FOUND GROS MICHAEL

[old pollen]

POR BALATRO

[smoky prawn]

SHALL HUMANITY REJOICE

[edgy heath]

OH MY GOD HELL YEAAHHHHH

[grim mist]

had 3 bloodstone copies in my run and none of them activated, god i love my luck

[rapid hill]

I hate it but It works

[smoky prawn]

guys

sad news

gros michael killed itself

[rapid hill]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[edgy heath]

NOOOOOOOO

[rapid hill]

Wut how ? You dont have chill ?

[edgy heath]

he's built different

[rapid hill]

Oh okay I once was thinking about how I do 3 tests in one day and it was 1 am while playing balatro for first time

[keen crystal]

🤤

[edgy heath]

literally salivating just seeing this

[grim prism]

Gosh I love Plano

[woeful moat]

What do I take for the soul?

[keen crystal]

🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[woeful moat]

Give me your seed when you finish

[grim prism]

for the soul? a cold beer

[grim prism]

no hello? nothing? just straight up said that

[cosmic sierra]

lol

[woeful moat]

Glory hole rules

[hidden vale]

balatro deity

[keen crystal]

i ruined it

im dumb

im stupid

[smoky prawn]

i won anyways and i unlocked a new deck even if gros michael killed itself

[worn kayak]

Man…..

[edgy heath]

you might win w the bbc

[smoky prawn]

i have the final high school test

after that i am done with high school

we have 5 years of high school because we are stupid

[keen crystal]

U1M2E2WL

i hate my life

[waxen ingot]

lucky

[keen crystal]

u have to skip first two

[woeful moat]

What ante did you die

Ok

[keen crystal]

3

👍

[edgy heath]

finish w your seed on me🤤

[woeful moat]

From greed or plant?

[waxen ingot]

wait what

[keen crystal]

it was a stupid thing

[edgy heath]

anyways

[waxen ingot]

?

[edgy heath]

69 mmmm

[timid cloak]

Read the circled numbers

42069

[waxen ingot]

42069

I dont understand the 420

[timid cloak]

420 is weed

[woeful moat]

Read the numbers in between the first four digits

[timid cloak]

Don't ask me why

[edgy heath]

but why

[waxen ingot]

why

[woeful moat]

How old are you?

[waxen ingot]

420

[woeful moat]

Like everybody above the age of 10 knows abt 420

[waxen ingot]

im not english

[woeful moat]

Oh

Nvm

[waxen ingot]

maybe thats it

[timid cloak]

Probably not if you dont speak english

[waxen ingot]

thats my profile, hi

[waxen ingot]

im not japanese tho, its just a tag

[timid cloak]

Oh

Then uh

[waxen ingot]

lol

Try to guess where Im from

[crude dune]

[timid cloak]

Brazil or mexico

[crude dune]

Hola

[waxen ingot]

why lol

[waxen ingot]

Hooa

fuc

hola

[timid cloak]

Theres a lot of balatro players from there

[waxen ingot]

didnt know

im from Spain but now i live in belgium

so i speak spanish and french

[timid cloak]

🔥

[edgy heath]

earth?

[waxen ingot]

with ur seed

[keen crystal]

i commited the dummiest mistake ever

[waxen ingot]

what did you do

[edgy heath]

he said balatro

[waxen ingot]

...

no way

[edgy heath]

it's crazy i know

he should be arrested

[waxen ingot]

yea

[rapid hill]

Nah i just primary 🤣🤣

[smoky prawn]

ok

[keen crystal]

what do i se. Ll

[keen crystal]

[rapid hill]

Goodnight everyone @smoky prawn and goodluck to you on test ,you can do it

[mild egret]

six seven

[kind granite]

YOOOO 😂

[proven crater]

is moding balatro easy? i want the brainstorm mod

but i remember i tried setting up multiplayer and it was hard but also thats like servers and stuff

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[proven crater]

oh yeah sorry

[solar jacinth]

Hi

[modest solar]

Hi

[hard gyro]

The plant...doesn't like faces

It's out there...waiting

[waxen ingot]

no

stop

😭

[young bolt]

farts

Ooops sorry about that 🤭 farts again harder

[waxen ingot]

lol

[young bolt]

You didn't laugh

[waxen ingot]

yea you´re right

nvm i lost

it was fun tho

[polar pond]

Welp, I think I might be set for a little while longer

[cobalt falcon]

Yo fellas

[simple tapir]

does a card being retriggered also mean technically its being rescored?

[viral steppe]

Nope 👎

Not at all

[cobalt falcon]

Yes

[simple tapir]

bruh

[cobalt falcon]

If for example you are suppose to score 8 for 8 ball, if your 8 is retriggered is rescored

[manic drum]

I'm scared

[keen crystal]

🥭

[viral steppe]

Those who know: 💀

[shadow heart]

Yet again I say

Showman be either doing this type of bs

Or giving you 3 souls

No in the middle

[craggy hazel]

im done

i finished

[craggy hazel]

fuck i gotta win one more run for the achievement to show up

[plain merlin]

lol

[calm folio]

I just finished doing all gold stakes, but I haven't gotten the steam achievement? does anyone know how to fix this?

[craggy hazel]

you gotta win one more run, white stake works

[calm folio]

I see

[craggy hazel]

I had the same issue before and I just accomplished c++ and im having to do the same now

[heady mason]

Chat i have the worst conundrum of all time

26.25X lucky cat OR another Idol

[craggy hazel]

i can finally leave now

[heady mason]

But did you win a triple Chad run.

[craggy hazel]

dont lure me back in

[steel fiber]

holy cow. nice

[heady mason]

Anyways real shit, what do i do

[zinc lark]

guys sorry I ate the mult (yes I'm eating a pizza and a banana what are you gonna do about it)

I burned all my energy and this was all I had in the fridge

[craggy hazel]

finally

goodbye

[sly ridge]

weak sprit uninstalls after C++
strong spirit gets C++ on all 3 saves

[heady mason]

^exactly why I'll never go after any achievments

[turbid ermine]

Real

[polar pond]

I think Idol gives more than Lucky Cat could ever give

[heady mason]

X1000 moment

[turbid ermine]

If I may, what does “sand lubricant” mean

My dumbass did not type meow instead of mean

[polar pond]

I don't think I could ever top this

(Yes it is a seeded run but it's one I found myself so it still counts)

[turbid ermine]

Wanna see something cool

[polar pond]

Holy shit

[shadow heart]

Peak rare on sight

[shadow heart]

"Let me introduce my associates"

[rustic tusk]

Does anyone know what this is about

[sweet junco]

i love it when the balatro noises happen

[manic drum]

Who want all rare seed

Until ante 10 then there mime

[lethal iris]

wtf

[neon wren]

there should be something in the bugs forum. but ante 2 in what looks perfectly normal...

it's a problem that does go away but thought it only happened for ridiculous endless things

[restive swallow]

why do you have a crosshair for balatro

[sly wasp]

balatro first person shooter update

[honest canopy]

When Jimbo mocks you for losing you gotta act fast

[spiral ridge]

Oops accidentally popped a burning hole into my brainstorm

[fickle thistle]

holy damn

[slim junco]

TWITTER USER SAYS "i dreamt there was a joker in balatro called “i’m done” and the description said “self explanatory.” upon adding it to your deck it would end your run and close the game. i was not happy about this."

[pearl cypress]

Dthe illusion of choice

[fickle thistle]

that would eb so useful

[keen willow]

I did the bean crimson glitch by error lol

Didnt know that it also worked with troubadour

[ornate scaffold]

IT IS SHOP 1 CALM DOWN 😭

[warped hill]

is there a credit card in the buffon packs?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐬

[glad oriole]

tbh wouldnt even be worth

[ornate scaffold]

no but there was gros michel so im satisfied

[glad oriole]

going into debt for a joker that might not even help much is a terrible play

especially 10 dollars of debt

[warped hill]

fair
but it would be funny

[wintry patrol]

a perishable polychrome invisible joker as your only joker seems pretty fuckin bad yeah

like you’re not going to have a joker that’s worth copying within 5 rounds most likely
and you’re going into debt which prevents rolling as much to find a joker
and it’s really expensive

[abstract flint]

do we know if anyone's found a good way to move mobile saves to pc yet? or if there are plans for getting that in future updates? I've just hit 12 out of 15 gold stakes and I really want to start playing on pc instead so i can get like completionist++ on steam but I'm just so far behind I think I only have one gold stake and i only just finished unlocking everything

[ornate scaffold]

I don’t know what to copy

[abstract flint]

cavendish fasho

[broken vine]

Chat which one is best?

[ornate scaffold]

yea but I think that would give me less mult putting cavendish on the left because I have leveled up jack shit

[simple lotus]

Unseeded

[lavish marsh]

What’s hanging Chad meant to do in this? I mean idk remember what every card does but none of those combo with hanging Chad iirc

[ornate scaffold]

i got it early and was hoping for photograph

I did not get photograph

[lavish marsh]

Oh wait it’s eternal

My fault

[abstract flint]

how high is your grimbo?

and your runner?

[lavish marsh]

Chad combos pretty nice

[ornate scaffold]

34 and 195

[broken vine]

Thank you, I was just thinking that the negative was worth since I could sell the jokers for money

[abstract flint]

grimbo it is then

it's like a 2x if you haven't leveled anything yet

[ornate scaffold]

ohhhhh no

[lavish marsh]

I mean don’t go by me I suck but that’s what I would get

[broken vine]

And the face card one would be good if I shifted into a Midas run

[abstract flint]

hope for a chad disable

[broken vine]

I will pick the Chad, since he is, a Chad.

[abstract flint]

don't play your scoring hand until it's on chad you're alright

[ornate scaffold]

im gonna pray to every god that it’s a chad disable

I just gotta be sure

[tidal nimbus]

i have recently arrived to say
i beat gold stake for the first time wahoo

[fickle thistle]

gratifications

[tidal nimbus]

i made an 800 chip wee joker and had 18 stone cards

[pseudo frigate]

Plasma Deck?

[broken vine]

Good call, I now have an oops all 6’s and a bloodstone, just need a lucky cat now

[tidal nimbus]

yeah, plasma

[pseudo frigate]

Wow

Lots of free mult

I love chips on plasma

[ornate scaffold]

NOT ONCE WAS HANGING CHAD DISABLED

[tidal nimbus]

i do wanna work on the rest of the decks
i just wanted the easy win first

[ornate scaffold]

NOT FUCKING ONCE

[broken vine]

lol

[pseudo frigate]

No win?

[lavish marsh]

Dang that’s a lot of 1.5x mult like 8 times is pretty powerful

[tidal nimbus]

hm
which deck should i get to gold next

[ornate scaffold]

TWO DAYS IN A ROW I DIED WITH A PROMISING RUN ON GOLD STAKE DUE TO BAD ANTE 8 BOSS RNG

[broken vine]

Yeah, I just hope that hearts don’t get ddbuffed

[pseudo frigate]

Black deck

[tidal nimbus]

i was expecting that

but syre

[broken vine]

Checkered deck

Feels like and underrated deck in my opinion

[tidal nimbus]

it's very cool
but if you get the head or goad

[pseudo frigate]

I love straight flush checkered deck builds

[marble trout]

can anyone help me recover a lost profile i had 150+ hours and i really need help

[hushed basalt]

Hi

[pseudo frigate]

You should buy smeared joker on checkered deck (source: trust me bro)

[broken vine]

Yeah, but you can always change one out for the other

[broken vine]

LOL

[hushed basalt]

I balatroneed balatrohelp with my balatrocopy of balatro

[tidal nimbus]

fair

[lavish marsh]

All I want is jokers to help me score…

[fickle thistle]

id o'nt understand black deck hate

i was never inconvenienced by it

[broken vine]

Rip

[pseudo frigate]

-1 hand fucks over your Econ

[tidal nimbus]

purely because of plasma, scary face is my #4 most used joker

[fickle thistle]

yeah that's true

[hushed basalt]

i open the game and the screen goes black

:/

[fickle thistle]

i guess everytime i play it i just get EXTREMELY Luck

[lavish marsh]

On early game it sucks but late game it’s op

[tidal nimbus]

all rogue likes are hardest at the start

[pseudo frigate]

It’s fine past ante 4 but it’s difficult to get to ante 4 on black

[hushed basalt]

[tidal nimbus]

i have seltzer and chad
business card went off 3/12 times

hoe am i so unlucky

[proven vapor]

[lavish marsh]

I have basically no deck fixing so this should be fun

[hushed basalt]

I already uninstalled and reinstalled

Even restarted my pc

[lavish marsh]

I lost

[hushed basalt]

I also checked the integrity of game files

[hushed basalt]

How and why you got all those A+s

[cosmic shore]

Ok where are my square joker fans at 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[glad oriole]

nowhere

ur his only fan

[hushed basalt]

Sorry, bub, no can do

[lavish marsh]

Ankh and showman

[hushed basalt]

I see

[lavish marsh]

Not only was the combo weak but it was hard to get with no deck fixing a perfect combo for failure

[cosmic shore]

You take that back

[lavish marsh]

I also saw two showman’s in the shop while having a showman

[glad oriole]

there a problem with being honest

[cosmic shore]

Red Baron < Square Joker

[tacit condor]

Yo tf is this bruh 💔

[cosmic shore]

I don’t see square joker bud

[quasi sentinel]

first day lad

im sorry

[wide mica]

i was unlocking hit the road and seeing double

[quasi sentinel]

this game killing me

[wide mica]

but then i came across PHOTOCHADDDD

[glad oriole]

tf is what

oh

9 card straight

i got it

[cosmic shore]

Hey stinky guess what

[glad oriole]

skinky*

[wide mica]

deadass my white stake win on erratic deck was 3 photos 2 chads

[cosmic shore]

Oh sorry my bad