🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

Mine is just this

[dim spire]

Brainstorm reference

[stable isle]

brainstorm? I only know the one called green needle

[young bolt]

Okay guys let's all start using the 🅱️ emoji shall we 😂✌️
Example: 🅱️oi i am so unemployed 😂✌️

[stuck grotto]

0 photos still have the +1 which is 2^1

0 chads is 1*0+0

[slim junco]

Yes

Sounds about right

[merry silo]

I win 😛😛😛😛😛

[paper depot]

change or not?

[paper depot]

xd que suerte

[frosty prairie]

I beat gold stake magic deck with this setup 💀 idk how i got away with this

(6th slot was a luchador i sold to bring down the violet vessel)

[shy dove]

but thats just like

good

minus the shoot the moon

and the juggler

[trail spoke]

i duplicated 150 negative blueprints with no joker for them to copy

[pale gust]

how do i get mods

if i got the game off steamunlocked

[wide mica]

Dude.

Ahh i see many thankses

[uneven edge]

wdym

this is literally just a good setup

[wide mica]

I swear i tested it and photos came before chads lmao

[stable isle]

yeah that is true

but addition is commutative

which means order does not matter when adding (4 + 8 = 8 + 4)

[wide mica]

No like i mean

In scaling terms

But yeah thabks for correcting me

Okay uhm at least i did most of the work lmao

[lapis lodge]

should I sell the supernova?

[frosty prairie]

Stuntman's -2 hand size was detrimental to getting shoot the moon value, that plus me opening card packs to fuel hologram was inflating my deck, making queens harder to find. Green joker was alright but was a late pickup so shoot the moon was most of my flat mult

[cosmic nexus]

supernova gives you maybe 0.000001% of the mult trib gives you

[queen escarp]

Yin and Yang

[unique karma]

I FINALLY DID IT

[grizzled wagon]

unseeded?

[unique karma]

unseeded

[lapis lodge]

Then I would change it for the mime.

[queen escarp]

WOOHOO

CONGRATS

[unique karma]

here is the evidence

[queen escarp]

not even perkeo??

siiiick

[unique karma]

no legendarys

[neat tundra]

@lean harbor hi there

[unique karma]

not even a triboulet in the early game or something

funny thing, i went to a family party, in like the 5 last burgler hands

so I had to wait to get home to finish the run

also i got e82 with idle the next ante just for the meme

[neat tundra]

How do you get the mult discord tag?

[rustic bridge]

@lean harbor !!! Hi!

@lean harbor

omg i got fished

[unique karma]

wh are people mentioning disco ? i it an inside joke i am not getting

[rustic bridge]

bro hes litterally a famous ballatro ytuber

[unique karma]

oh

damn

mb

[neat tundra]

Yeah

[rustic bridge]

he has like 1.2m subs i think

[neat tundra]

Nah not that much

[rustic bridge]

ah mb

HE CHECK MARKED ME
OMG

[neat tundra]

Crazy

[queen escarp]

phew that was a close one

[unique karma]

perkeo gaming

[neat tundra]

Omg so close

[queen escarp]

violet vessel is so dangerous

i almost didnt score enough

[unique karma]

now time for me to do filtered high score sillyness instead of just grinding for unseeded naneinf

[lean harbor]

balatro

[unique karma]

any build recomendations ?

[neat tundra]

Hi disco!!

[rustic bridge]

😲

DISCO!!!

[rapid hill]

But whats the hype about that ?

[rapid hill]

Hello

[neat tundra]

He’s a Balatro YouTuber

[rustic bridge]

hes famous balatro ytuber

surprised shadowy's the only one whos heard of him tbh

[rapid hill]

Yeah but he is normal person too

[rustic bridge]

yea but like funny

[lean harbor]

perkeo

[rustic bridge]

🔥

[grizzled wagon]

egg

[neat tundra]

Does anyone know how to get the mult discord tag btw? It showed it to me when I joined and it looks cool

[rustic bridge]

hah i just got it

l 4 u

[lean harbor]

Respond with a 🟦 if you like blueprint, and ⬜️ if you like brainstorm.

[rapid hill]

Only because he is famous doesnt mean he is god you know what I mean ? But always be kind to others

[queen escarp]

pheww

[lapis lodge]

Which one should I sell? Literally, Mr. Bone saves me halfway.

[unique karma]

so just asking, anyone has any silly high score builds i should try and do now that the unseeded naneinf saga is over

[queen escarp]

wow

[rapid hill]

What do you want to save? If he saves you it would be even harder ,right ?

[unique karma]

this is one of the best pictures of thois game i've ever seen
if it's not your money engine and you are going against the plant, maybe mime ?

[lapis lodge]

I thought mime was key to infinite mode, but I'm a beginner.

[unique karma]

it is but you can also, like, get it later

[rapid hill]

Maybe chad actually if you have red seal Kings steel

[heavy ice]

anyone know the best strat to win with black deck 💔💔🫰🏿

[unique karma]

your build right now seems to be a triboulet build so focus on that for a few antes and then try and find baron mime

[unique karma]

true, forgot to think abt that, was mostly thinking abt the money

[lapis lodge]

Yes, I don't have many steel cards and a few with a blue seal.

[agile zenith]

Guys i got my first unseeded double legendary!!!

[lapis lodge]

My deck is full Kings ando Queens

[unique karma]

just asking, is this seeded, filtered or fully unseeded ?

[unique karma]

zodiac deck moment lol

[rapid hill]

Seems pretty good ,goodluck

[agile zenith]

Thx chat!

[unique karma]

why is zodiac deck so prone to silly shanenigans

[agile zenith]

Bcs tarot and planet cards

Tarots are op

[unique karma]

i've gottrn like, 3 e20 runs on zodiac with different builds it's crazy

[unique karma]

reason for it being my top 3 deck

[agile zenith]

I normally use zodiac for easy deckfixing

Yesss you get me, zodiac is my top 1

[lapis lodge]

with seeds, in fact it is a recommendation of the group

[unique karma]

funny question / unpopular opinion, what do yall think is more stressfull,unseeded highscore or gold stake ?

bc to me unseeded high-scoring is a lot more stressfull

[lapis lodge]

I've never heard of the gold bet, what's it about?

[unique karma]

highest dificulty the game has

[rapid hill]

Actually none of that just playing the game for fun but I need to chose so gold stake probably if im on trophy hunt

[unique karma]

based and fun pilled, should do that more often

[rapid hill]

ghost deck is fun for me and red stake

Okay its 1 am in the morning. Goodnight everyone

[unique karma]

goodnight

[lapis lodge]

So... should I sell the mime?
This is my deck.

[uneven edge]

gold stake easily

[uneven edge]

highscore is just voucher rng

[tender kestrel]

[uneven edge]

no stressing something you just cant control

[small hemlock]

Chat, my girlfriend did a run today on my game. She has watched me play for days. Her first run ever on her own
She did nebula deck and won first try

I'm so proud of her :'))

[lapis lodge]

Nice

[small hemlock]

I also got my first Yorick today

Won me black stake on plasma deck lol

[unique karma]

again, for now, focus on you trib and getting a ton of money

mime is really good for money, so get some gold cards into play

[queen escarp]

WOAHHH
WILL IT WORK

[unique karma]

unless you really need that mr bones to survive

[lapis lodge]

Okay, thank you very much, I'll say goodbye to Mr. Bone for now.

[unique karma]

the devious negative invisible

[unique karma]

how much are you scoring with blueprint on trib ?

[lapis lodge]

I don't know, this is my next big blind. Should I do it with my current deck?

[unique karma]

also did you get deja-vu in the shop to red seal kings/queens ?

just show me your build again real quick plz

[lapis lodge]

ah , wait

[lapis lodge]

These are my cards, I'm trying to main king and queen by triboulet

[unique karma]

if you get a polychrome king flush 5, in level one you score 251 bilion

only with blueprint on trib and sock and buskin

[queen escarp]

chat check out this cursed build

[unique karma]

are we not a number today ?

[queen escarp]

probably

[lapis lodge]

hmmm....

So for now, Mr. Bones isn't that necessary. I hope I meet him later.

[unique karma]

so, the line is, keep your build, get a flush 5 with either the polychrome kings or glass queens

[lapis lodge]

ok

[unique karma]

my best tip for you is get red seals fast if you haven't already

[lapis lodge]

ok

[unique karma]

red seals help money, score and everything basically

[lapis lodge]

I will give my best!

blue too?

[tawny pasture]

Blue seals are very powerful

[coral pebble]

I'm missing two blinds

[raw crystal]

Purple

[cobalt falcon]

What's the best strat to play anaglyph?

I am trying to C++ but is kinda unreliable for now winning anaglyph

[uneven edge]

violent vessel and something else

[uneven edge]

dont

[lapis lodge]

Will improving poker also help me?

[uneven edge]

disassociate poker with balatro

[cobalt falcon]

He meant 4oak

[royal wigeon]

Hellou

[cobalt falcon]

What do you suggest for me to play to make C++ then?

[uneven edge]

yellow deck is what I used

yellow and ghost

it worked pretty well

[royal wigeon]

I love Yellow deck is the best desk

[cobalt falcon]

How do you deal with giving gold badges to bad jokers tho?

[uneven edge]

I just got used to being able to win with four jokers and using the last joker slot to sticker the bad one

doesnt always work that way though

[orchid raft]

This was really funny

[cobalt falcon]

I will try it but that is gonna take ages

But I understand that ghost gives you so much advantage compared to anaglyph

[coral pebble]

death

[strange meadow]

never skip until you see negative cards

[cobalt falcon]

Thanks, but I was talking about what's the best strat to go for to get you though 😅

[strange meadow]

on a more real note the big thing is anaglyph requires you to skip smart to use its gimmick well

its the one deck where skipping is essentially encouraged

need to be more willing to do that overall with it, lest you burn the benefits

[uneven edge]

woah there

[rancid rose]

I usually ignore the whole gimmick of anaglyph when I play it, the only skip I really took was like investment in ante 3 for 75 bucks

[uneven edge]

thats not the best strat for anaglyph

[rancid rose]

So I just do the typical gold stake pair moment

[uneven edge]

yep

[strange meadow]

lets go gambling gambling gambling gambling

[uneven edge]

literally just play it as if you have no down or upside

rng upside

[rancid rose]

^

[strange meadow]

idk i feel like anaglyph rocks when you get a lil lucky n use a good skip here n there

[uneven edge]

thats what I mean

RNG upside

[strange meadow]

its surprisingly good for econ

at least like when it comes to econ in bursts of sorts

[rancid rose]

There’s a difference between things you can do and optimal things to do

[uneven edge]

something like an orbital for pairs or investment tags or economy tags

[strange meadow]

like you can get a good bit of cash

[strange meadow]

yeah

early game id say its worthwhile to skip for enhanced jokers too

[uneven edge]

no

[rancid rose]

No

You’re missing out on shops and money for that

[strange meadow]

not even just one skip?

[uneven edge]

not even one

[strange meadow]

you could net like two or three polyz

[queen escarp]

help chat
what is optimal hand here

[strange meadow]

whyre you blueprinting the ticket

[queen escarp]

money farming

[strange meadow]

dyou mean optimal like points

[queen escarp]

yeah

i mean like

[strange meadow]

gazinga...

[queen escarp]

how do i get most points

[strange meadow]

prob baron

just scooch the baron to the blueprint spot

or maybe mime

[rancid rose]

Blueprint on one of them, and the brainstorms on the other (so one on baron and one on mine) unless I messed up the math

[queen escarp]

i have like 3 barons tho

and 1 mime

[rancid rose]

You have the base trigger, red seal trigger, mime trigger

[vast raft]

I have only now discovered the dying light crossover

[rancid rose]

That’s 3 triggers

[uneven edge]

its not about the mime

its about the triggers

[rancid rose]

And 3 scoring from the 3 barons

[uneven edge]

and scoring

you want to balance triggers and scoring

[strange meadow]

maybe blueprint a baron and brainstorm the mimes

[cobalt falcon]

I do skip only for negative tag

And only if ante 5+

[strange meadow]

i think this is optimal but it could be the other way around too

[feral knot]

Who has to go chat?

[unique karma]

yay, you beat the round

[rancid rose]

That wasn’t optimal btw

[strange meadow]

supernova i think

burn it n buy the blueprint

[queen escarp]

i know i placed all copies on mime for gold cards

[unique karma]

supernova is negative tho

[queen escarp]

i made optimal before i started hand

[strange meadow]

oh shit ueah

whoops

dusk then?

[rancid rose]

Oh yeah if you moved it after then that’s fine

[queen escarp]

woohoo

[strange meadow]

that dusk is a foil but idk how much its really doing for you

just buff every hand you play instead

[feral knot]

Yeah that's what I thought

[rancid rose]

Foil does nothing they have retriggerable xmult

[strange meadow]

omg the spong

[strange meadow]

yeah

sucks cuz dusk is a very pretty card

its nice to look at

but its not here for you

im torn between blueprinting the bloodstone kr the constellation

i think bloodstone is probably better

[rancid rose]

Constellation is so much worse lol

[strange meadow]

what wit the retriggers yeah i suppose so

[frail birch]

I just joined and I see constellation and I couldn’t agree more

[rancid rose]

Even without retriggers

[frail birch]

IMHO constellation is just not fun to have for a long while

[strange meadow]

i mainly play up til ante 8 so i find it useful

i just like jimbo telling me i won

[frail birch]

I tend to skip it if I have eithier supernova or hologram

[strange meadow]

theres def a draw to going beyond that n i get it but for me at least im just happy getting to the end n coming closer to gold stake-ing it

[frail birch]

Actually im glad i joined this place because now I get to show my most horrid Balatro builds

[rancid rose]

I generally just play 8 ante gold stake and PvP

[queen escarp]

there are 3 kinds of boss blinds
The meh green
The AWFUL green (plant)
and the yay :D green

[alpine orbit]

i need context

[frail birch]

The wheel I can handle

I hate the serpent more than verdant leaf and violet vessel

Dare I say more than needle

[alpine orbit]

ig it depends on whether it's endless or not

[rancid rose]

It was the choice on blueprinting, a constellation would provide way less mult then putting on bloodstone/retriggers because retriggerable xmult provides way more scoring

[alpine orbit]

ah.

yes

[frail birch]

Endless + violet vessel + ants 12

[alpine orbit]

if endless then vessel is a joke

if ante 8 gold stake then vessel is the hardest thing

[wide mica]

Balatro!

That is a great game.

Took me forever to beat jimbo.

[queen escarp]

the serpent is the only reason i can keep my run going rn

[uneven edge]

constellation is one of the best x mult jokers

never overlook that

[alpine orbit]

context is with retrigger xmult in endless

so const is likely not catching up

[uneven edge]

ohhhh

I see

[unique karma]

shoutouts to the negative scollar i got in my naneinf atempt

run blessed by dr spectred

[frail birch]

Saw one guy on YouTube run a nothing but chad (hanging chad) build

[barren geyser]

Boo

[frail birch]

And I’m just sitting here like “why?”

Like I skimmed the video and I’m just wondering how and why is that practical

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[queen escarp]

welp
This is an ending for me folks

any ideas how i can escape such fate?

[frail birch]

Pray

That’s all I can tell you

Just pray.

Hopefully your deck feels generous

[final delta]

its definitely not gonna

[queen escarp]

what the hell
it rerolled into same blind

[final delta]

let's see ur jonklers

[frail birch]

That’s allowed??

Yeah I agree. What’s your build

[final delta]

u should be fine hopefully

if it comes down to it sell golden ticket

wait

[frail birch]

Wait a second they may have gold cards

[final delta]

u don't need to im dumb i though it was the other boss blind that debuffs cards sorry

[queen escarp]

yeah i got this boss blind dw

[final delta]

ah u should be fineeeeee

[queen escarp]

im just not scoring enough chat

[final delta]

oh no

u may not be fine

[frail birch]

NO

[queen escarp]

yeah well it was a fun run anyway

got highest score i ever gotten

[final delta]

ay at the end of the day that's a w

[queen escarp]

note for myself

ectoplasm is always a deal with the devil

[final delta]

it can either be goated or hell

[zenith wadi]

fair

[cobalt falcon]

What's the best joker you'd like to find to start a run?

I'd say green is pretty solid to start a run

Ancient is also very good to start

[nimble geyser]

should i make 3 yoricks or nah

[barren geyser]

Im bored

[lime night]

@thorny bluff

[thorny bluff]

[thorny bluff]

u cant lol

[raw crystal]

Three Yoricks, you don't see that every day

[nimble geyser]

yeah i realized that now

[lime night]

prove em wrong!

you can make 3 balot tho

[thorny bluff]

why did you ping me

[raw crystal]

Pass the seed

[lime night]

you dont see that everyday

[lime night]

cus you love balatro

[thorny bluff]

not rlly..

[lime night]

...

[raw crystal]

@nimble geyser And what about this username?

[nimble geyser]

integral

[raw crystal]

Integral... Bread?

My aunt eats that bread

Cool

[raw crystal]

[strange meadow]

can the invis joker be eternal

or like diet cola

[raw crystal]

Never

[raw crystal]

Never

[strange meadow]

im just saying. i know that's good design n acknowledgement of game mechsnics

but that would be the funniest shit ever

[raw crystal]

The egg can be eternal

That's funny

[strange meadow]

yea but that makes sense

[shy dove]

egg being eternal makes sense

[slim junco]

wtf does this mean

[strange meadow]

temperance value, swashbuckler, the whole nine yards

[shy dove]

you pick it up for temp

[slim junco]

what joker is this

[raw crystal]

Four fingers

[strange meadow]

fournfingers

i dont think it has anything to actually do with loss

it just shortens the card requirement for flushes + straight

[nimble geyser]

🥶

[raw crystal]

Those hands can be played with only four cards instead of five.

[strange meadow]

siiick

[strange meadow]

yyyep!

[raw crystal]

[strange meadow]

now that i think abt it i wonder if that makes flush fives easier

[raw crystal]

@nimble geyser, What will you do against the plant?

Tell me something other than "crying"

[nimble geyser]

what is this luck 😭

[nimble geyser]

kms

i got a perkeo 1 second after using my only cryptid

[raw crystal]

I wish you luck, it looks like a very exciting game.

[distant tiger]

modded run

[raw crystal]

[raw crystal]

Hatsune Miku, Kasane Teto And the girl with yellow hair, whatever her name is...

[nimble geyser]

its over

[distant tiger]

yeah

[raw crystal]

I have popular knowledge, I'm also a joker

Or a fool

[raw crystal]

My favorite suit is spades

[distant tiger]

If I had another joker on that run I could had 1501e18 x 5

just one

[raw crystal]

Because it has the skin of lost in the woods (or whatever it's called)

[unique karma]

don't know if i can send this here. Loud warning, my naneinf hand, it's in portuguese bc me nd my brother are brazilian

again shoutouts to nat negative scollar for blessing the run

[raw crystal]

Siiiiick

[distant tiger]

xd

[raw crystal]

Você é louco

Isso é ótimo!

[unique karma]

unseeded btw, eu finalmente posso voltar a jogar o jogo, now back to english bc it's probably out of rules

[raw crystal]

Não há nada de errado em tocar ou falar em outra língua.

É ótimo ver pessoas do mundo todo compartilhando o mesmo amor.

[nimble geyser]

😭

[nimble geyser]

brasileiro

[raw crystal]

Why???

[nimble geyser]

1.4b blind

[unique karma]

do nada os br tudo aparece quando um post na lingua deles

[raw crystal]

Oh, bad

[nimble geyser]

maybe if i had a blueprint or brainstorm

[hazy field]

dont think

[raw crystal]

Este chat é em inglês, deve ser por isso.

Por exemplo, minha língua nativa é o espanhol.

[hazy field]

porque estamos hablando portugues y español mano

[raw crystal]

Me sale de los cocos

[hazy field]

aqui se habla mas español que ingles

[raw crystal]

Because we are all friends!

[hazy field]

sale balatrito?

[unique karma]

what is the shop giving you and what build were you on

[nimble geyser]

balatro balatrez

[hazy field]

whats your build?

[unique karma]

sadge

[hazy field]

balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro

[raw crystal]

Three ≈ Trío

[hazy field]

it has already done it to everyone

[unique karma]

genuinely four of a kind is an easier gameplan than three of a kind don't @ me

[raw crystal]

@unique karma hello 🙂

[hazy field]

idk i like to play two pair and full house para subirlos a nivel 18

[raw crystal]

Spanglish

[frail birch]

Completely unrelated but this was a build I had last night on green deck mobile balatro

[hazy field]

i just cant stop with balatro spanish brainrot

[raw crystal]

I see a lot of green

[unique karma]

full house é a pior melhor mão ou melhor pior mão , I can't decide what it is

[unique karma]

greenbo supremacy

[frail birch]

I got all the way up to ante 11 with this

Why? Idk mobile balatro rng is werid

[raw crystal]

Pairs?

[raw crystal]

But it's the same as playing on PC.

[hazy field]

lowkey tuff to play pairs

[frail birch]

When I play I just feel like my luck is different between devices

[raw crystal]

I play HIGH CARD

[unique karma]

may i ask the general feelings on runback

[hazy field]

it doesnt feel the same, ive had better runs on mobile than on pc

[frail birch]

Like when I’m mobile I win a run almost like THAT. But when I’m on PC someone how—

[frail birch]

EXACTLY!

[unique karma]

maybe you only have lower stakes on mobile, and when bigger stakes emerge it'll be just as hard

[raw crystal]

In pc is like: got die

[hazy field]

ive got to e13 earlier in higher stakes on mobile than in pc

[unique karma]

my mobile save only has up until pourple stake or something so it can be that

[hazy field]

it just feels better somehow

[unique karma]

so I guess mobile is just built different ig

[frail birch]

Yes

[hazy field]

maybe its just the reliability of running it whenever you want?

[frail birch]

Or if you have an all spade build then “screw you have the goad”

[raw crystal]

I only play on mobile. (I'm poor and can't afford a PC.)

[unique karma]

funny story yall reminded, my bf once made me play balatro in his living room tv

[raw crystal]

But I like spades 😭

[frail birch]

I should do that with my boyfriend

[frail birch]

I’m move of a clubs person myself because of agate

[unique karma]

i got a decent vagabond, halucination, campfire run going that won the tutorial seed

or like no the tutorial seed but a very early game seed

[raw crystal]

are better

[frail birch]

Me when checkerboard deck and I hate hearts:

[raw crystal]

If you can play, the seed is a guaranteed victory TUTORIAL

[unique karma]

take a breath, get back with a cooler head, you can do it sir

[frail birch]

I actually tried to get my mom to play this

[hazy field]

hello white stake casual, welcome to warframe

[frail birch]

She didn’t like it because she doesn’t like losing

[frail birch]

Who is your warframe main

[raw crystal]

Hearts and Diamonds... They're Sh—

[unique karma]

i am a bloodstone believer and i will never stop gambling

[hazy field]

its between garuda, koumei, yareli and atlas

[frail birch]

I shall judge you kindly for your warframe choice

Nvm those are good choices

[raw crystal]

Heliótropo 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[hazy field]

baruuk may enter just because cool tien shin han edit

[unique karma]

onyx agate is just a slightly upgraded glutinous joker and no one can change my mind on that

[hazy field]

whats your mains?

[raw crystal]

Idk 😉

[frail birch]

prime Hildryn, voruna, and jade

[hazy field]

i am trying to get my mom to get into it, i got multiple of my friends in balatro and i am trying to get some more into it

[unique karma]

I once had a run that got a speculative bloodstone with hanging chad on ante 1

[raw crystal]

I got a Filia — skg

[hazy field]

have you tried the jade augment yet?

[unique karma]

found a dice on ante 3, a blueprint ante 7, easiest gold stake win of my life

also shoutouts to red deck, I love discarding cards

[frail birch]

I haven’t played enough jade yet so I don’t think I have it

[lavish marsh]

How hard would a challenge be which made it so you start with five invisible jokers but all items in shops are “invisible” so you don’t know what your buying until u buy it

[lean harbor]

balatro

[frail birch]

Maybe I should try a run

[unique karma]

best sugestion I have for you is to take a break, like srs

[raw crystal]

Woah

[hazy field]

its genuinly good, give it a try when you can, what mr are you?

[rustic bridge]

Can I get a shout out 🥹

[hazy field]

i dont think she got the helminth strain yet lil bro

[unique karma]

my relaxing game is either slay the spire on ascension 1 or white stake, casual plasma deck

[frail birch]

mr?

[hazy field]

mastery rank

[lavish marsh]

Is… woah good?

[lean harbor]

no

[rustic bridge]

Damn

[raw crystal]

Yes

[frail birch]

Last I checked I am…. MR 4

Or 5

I can’t remember

I have played in a month

[hazy field]

oh so you joined recently?

[strange meadow]

i lost at fortnite...

[neat tundra]

Bro hes prob filming a video rn stop begging

[rustic bridge]

Mb

[raw crystal]

It would be interesting to be able to play this challenge.

[frail birch]

Actually I started playing a year ago

But I never knew anything about MR until later in my play through

I just through the game was just a hack and slash

[lavish marsh]

The only problem is that it would be like 99% rng

[hazy field]

it is important, just dont take it as something you should hit 16 rigth now

[raw crystal]

Spoon and fork are writing

[raw crystal]

That's the bad thing

[hazy field]

its nuking too

[frail birch]

True though true

I would play more but

College.

[raw crystal]

Play with whatever comes out

[lavish marsh]

Well at least you would know in the first shop u have a Buffoon pack

[hazy field]

yeah thats sad, if for a chance you can play any other day and want to play with me i added you

[lean harbor]

balatro

[raw crystal]

I'm com—

[raw crystal]

I don't think it's a good idea.

[lavish marsh]

The challenge or getting pack?

[frail birch]

I’m on Xbox for the record

Oh yeah, cross play is a thing

[hazy field]

yeah it is now

[raw crystal]

It would be better: you start with a free 🏷️"

[lavish marsh]

True

[raw crystal]

The one that gives you a free store

[frail birch]

Zodiac deck. Mobile Balatro time

[hazy field]

except for switch players i think, i dont remember if its crossplay or crosstrade but its one of those

[lavish marsh]

Or start with clearance sale

[raw crystal]

It's a very normal game. It's something my cousin would do.

[raw crystal]

There must be something that makes it more interesting

[lavish marsh]

Yeah

Cuz this is just 100% rng

Recycle until u get good card

[raw crystal]

Any ideas for a challenge?

@lavish marsh, I see you can bring something great, just think

[lavish marsh]

My brain broke from thinking to hard

I’m on cooldown

[raw crystal]

Who was the boss that reduced your budget by $1 for every card you played?

[lavish marsh]

Ox I think

Wait no

[lavish marsh]

That’s bring money to zero when u play most played hand

[raw crystal]

Nice hacks, bro

[raw crystal]

Tell me which

[orchid raft]

3 wins in a row.. weird

[lavish marsh]

The tooth is what ur looking for

[calm viper]

lore accurate balatro

[raw crystal]

Stuntman 🗿

[raw crystal]

The gold tooth

Each card costs $1 and each hand $2

You start with a credit card

What else could it have that wouldn't make it equal to Golden Needle?

[lavish marsh]

U would need like 3-4 credit cards

[raw crystal]

So no

?

[lavish marsh]

I mean

It could maybe work

[shadow heart]

This kinda working out ngl

Wrath came in clutch

[lavish marsh]

Idk though cuz I kinda suck I have like a 10% win rate

[orchid raft]

Ready for the yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow

[raw crystal]

Delicious money

[raw crystal]

Hmmm

[shadow heart]

I be getting like 60 dollars per round

That and wrath explains the 11 dollar re-roll

[turbid ermine]

Did you know, the Fibonacci Joker is a reference to the Fibonacci Sequence

[raw crystal]

Exact

[lavish marsh]

I think it would maybe worth withought the minus two per hand

[shadow heart]

Fuuuck I thought it referenced houses

[lavish marsh]

As that’s just extra

[shadow heart]

Thank you so much for such enlightemnt

[turbid ermine]

Easy mistake to make

[shadow heart]

Enlightment*

[frail birch]

I really despise lucky cards

[shadow heart]

I be a living wheel of fortune

I win every 1/4 runs

[rancid rose]

Depends on the stake

[frail birch]

How is it that I have AN ENTIRE suit of lucky cards. And none of them trigger

[lavish marsh]

K challenge idea wrath of the little man remove all big and boss blinds

[rancid rose]

White stake yeah I win

[lavish marsh]

Just eight rounds with pretty intense scaling

[frail birch]

Depends on the deck for me

But most of the time I’m winning

[shadow heart]

The speculative and notorious Oops! All 6's...

[frail birch]

I play most straights flushes

[raw crystal]

The withe stake is easy

[shadow heart]

I've never done a straight flush/royal flush run

Is it fun?

[turbid ermine]

I know that 3 of a kind always got my back

[raw crystal]

I don't think so

[shadow heart]

Proud 3-5OAK main also here

[frail birch]

Me when the store doesn’t give it to me after opening 20 buffoon packs and rerolling

[shadow heart]

I mean I suppose it would be the equivalent of a violin on balatro

Love the pain

[frail birch]

What I love about Balatro is

[shadow heart]

Sometimes uncommon be less common than rare's

[frail birch]

9/10 it won’t give you the card you want until the next run you do

[raw crystal]

Mazoquism, I

[shadow heart]

I be finding brainstorm more frequently than heck

[raw crystal]

Ok, no

[shadow heart]

I tried writing that but I got silenced

[shadow heart]

Painfully true

[turbid ermine]

Yea

[raw crystal]

Hahaha

[shadow heart]

I was doing a run and needed seltzer or ballot to continue

Next run when I lost

[frail birch]

Lowkey the rules be weird here. So when it says no swearing I can’t just say a cuss word out of the blue or does it mean I’m not allowed to cuss someone out

Or is it both

[shadow heart]

He appeared as if he was walking in on me eating dirt

[orchid raft]

ok this is awkward

[shadow heart]

Im pretty sure it's both

[frail birch]

What in the world am I looking at here.

[raw crystal]

Eating dirt is good 😊👍

[shadow heart]

What even is going on

[raw crystal]

Bdbusuwbwvwhywu2ve

[frail birch]

Why do you have two bananers

[shadow heart]

Mud pies be good as hell

[frail birch]

And they’re both not the good naners

[raw crystal]

One is not enough

[frail birch]

I used to eat sand cakes when I was little

I can see why I turned out the way I am now

[raw crystal]

Deliciosious

[frail birch]

God? Idk neko

[raw crystal]

IsIziixchclocihpattonkdvwhwubwvw

[shadow heart]

I swear vagabond runs be the funniest shit ever

Do one trust me on this

[raw crystal]

Me neither

[frail birch]

I still remember when I got gros from a buffoon pack then INSTANTLY after I won a blind it just decided to die

[raw crystal]

No

[turbid ermine]

I like changing the text

[shadow heart]

Gros either dissapears withing 1-2 rounds or sticks throught like 7 antes

No in the middle

[gleaming wedge]

i js started playing this game and its so good i alr got addicted to it

[lavish marsh]

What if u could only do a shop after every boss blind but when u entered it u got a random negative joker added straight to your joker holder thing also no skipping blinds allowed

[shadow heart]

If you haven't tried it don't dismiss it

Trust me on it

[frail birch]

We love when the numbers go ping

[shadow heart]

True

[frail birch]

Dare I say it’s a nice stimulant? Am I allowed to say that here?

[shadow heart]

Y'know you doing peak when numbers be going:

[raw crystal]

The Bolivian army is chasing me. If I'm missing, it's because I played four cards with the Psychic and he accepted them.

[frail birch]

Just use chicot

They won’t be able to hurt you because they’re disabled

[gleaming wedge]

i have 4 hours and i already got this run

[frail birch]

I hate this image

[lavish marsh]

Ok this is the third utensil in the chat in like 15 minutes

[shadow heart]

I remember my first run on console had hologram, vampire and gold and DNA

It was truly peak

[frail birch]

🍴

[shadow heart]

Omellet

[shadow heart]

We need more to have something toeat egg

[frail birch]

Like why does the game allow such Hersey. Ah yes. A card that is meant to be sold. Now is mocking me for not selling it

[gleaming wedge]

im gonna find out more about jokers

[orchid raft]

jumpscare alert

[shadow heart]

Do so please

[light field]

did u get negative blueprint ante1?

[lavish marsh]

What is this and where do I get one

[shadow heart]

What kind of poison of a mod pack are you using?

[light field]

fangamer

[wide shard]

luckily this was right besides it

[shadow heart]

Casinos hate when I pull this out

[frail birch]

At least that one is more understandable!

[turbid ermine]

Y’all wanna see something cool

[shadow heart]

I suppose the only right option is egg

[frail birch]

Could you imagine that though? You just walk into Choctaw casino and resort and you got to poker table and you just whip out a balatro deck?

[light field]

casinos when i slam 200 pounds of glass, paper, gold and metal on the table

[wide shard]

true

[shadow heart]

Showman be doing this type of shit or giving you 4 ride the bus

[lavish marsh]

It is time to beg the overseers to buy this for me

[shadow heart]

15 mult + full house = 4000 chips

[light field]

its 20 smth bucks

[shadow heart]

Afterwards cash out and head nearest licorice store

[lavish marsh]

It’s 16 for me

[turbid ermine]

Do you… do you live in a vault

[lavish marsh]

Not too bad

[frozen ferry]

Anyone down to play multiplayer?

[lavish marsh]

No

[steel estuary]

I might be a little bit too Lucky in balatro

Random seed btw

[turbid ermine]

There’s a server for multiplayer

[shadow heart]

Casino's seeing me pull out a post card, steal 15 dollars after ripping in half 3 queens and turning magically a king into a glass card

[frozen ferry]

Which

[gleaming wedge]

do yall think i should show this game to my friend with gambling addiction?

[frail birch]

It’s safe gambling so yes

[turbid ermine]

The multiplayer mod

[frail birch]

They won’t be losing money so they’ll be fine

[frozen ferry]

I don’t see it

[turbid ermine]

Not in this server

[light field]

casinos after i decide to take 2 more cards into my hand because i had a "painters deck"

[turbid ermine]

There’s a separate discord

[frail birch]

See you don’t lose money in Balatro

you lose patience

[proven pasture]

Playing seeded runs make me realize how if you get the wrong seed your just fucked

It’s the same every single time you play the same seeded runs

[frail birch]

You guys ever use the ALEEB seed?

[light field]

"every white stake run is winnable" my ass

[proven pasture]

I’m playing triple triboulet seed rn

[frail birch]

That just sounds illegal

[turbid ermine]

The egg in my inventory whenever I see something slightly outside of my price range:

[frail birch]

And I thought the ALEEB seed was even more illegal. That seed lets you have EVERY legendary

[shadow heart]

Casino's looking at me somehow have 5 metal kings of the same suit:

[proven pasture]

I was playing the 10 of spades one yesterday imma revisit it soon the whole deck is 10 of spades

[proven pasture]

Oh I’ve played it then it’s not that good

[lavish marsh]

The overseers have agreed to allow me to get Balatro playing cards (I have to pay myself for them tho)

[frail birch]

Casinos when I pull out a blue funny joker that doubles the points of my kings and queens:

[wide shard]

IT HAPPEND AGAIN

[turbid ermine]

Noelle pfp

[proven pasture]

So what made the balatro devs decide there should just be some seeds where your just fucked from the beginning?

[turbid ermine]

Nice

[wide shard]

berdly deltarune real!=??!!=

[proven pasture]

Get the pirate joker

[turbid ermine]

That’s not how that works…

[proven pasture]

Yeah it is everytime you play the same seeded run its the same every time

[turbid ermine]

Yes, I’m aware

[shadow heart]

It is not something optional to skip him

[shy dove]

hi i dont think you know how randomness works

[turbid ermine]

^

[shy dove]

it would be very hard to guarantee a start of a certain quality

[raw crystal]

Me:

[turbid ermine]

Do you think local thunk would intentionally make a seed impossible?

[proven pasture]

No

[turbid ermine]

exactly

It’s out of his control

[raw crystal]

We will have to find that seed

[proven pasture]

I never said it was his fault

[turbid ermine]

You said the balatro devs

[proven pasture]

I worded it wrong

[raw crystal]

Guys, you won't believe this. I found the best seed in the entire game
The seed is: TUTORIAL 😊

[proven pasture]

God send seed

Gives all legendaries negative

[raw crystal]

May Balatro Balatrez give me an award

[raw crystal]

Yeees

[proven pasture]

Would it even be possible to have all legendaries but negative?

[raw crystal]

If possible

It's not a good idea since Canio and Triboulet are basically opposites.

[shy dove]

why not

[raw crystal]

But Perkeo, Yorick and Chicot are good together.

[shy dove]

i mean you wouldnt because

[proven pasture]

How good would 5 triboulets be?

If possible

[shy dove]

youd just go for big score w trib

[shy dove]

balatrocalculator

[proven pasture]

What is that?

[raw crystal]

Tri-ple-gooooooood

[shy dove]

website

[raw crystal]

Web-os

[shy dove]

but in an unseeded run canio and trib are like good together

[dry cedar]

Where is my blind??

[shy dove]

theyre both xmults lol

[raw crystal]

Small Blind

I'm sure

[dry cedar]

This game has too many glitches 💔

[turbid ermine]

Such as?

[raw crystal]

@dry cedar Give me a prize for guessing correctly

The borders on the right are blue, if they were orange it would be the big blind

[dry cedar]

It was a large blind

[raw crystal]

F U K

[dry cedar]

You can soft lock your own run

[proven pasture]

Oh no what will I do all club cards debuffed

[turbid ermine]

Wait, how

[raw crystal]

You are doomed

[dry cedar]

And this

[proven pasture]

I might as well quit now

[raw crystal]

This has already happened to me on the mobile version.

[turbid ermine]

I mean you can always just reopen the game

I’ve personally experienced no glitches on the pc version

[dry cedar]

No re-opening doesn't fix the soft lock

[raw crystal]

The strange thing is that you are right.

There are soft-locks that have fixed themselves after not playing for a while

😐

[orchid raft]

Me trying to be patient with this game an this shi happens

[agile zenith]

Game wont stop giving me souls... atp i dont need any of the legendary jokers anymore except maybe chicot

[unique karma]

wanted to play an easy going plasma deck white stake run

but jimbo said, may i offer you a baron and a mime in these tiring times

didn't find yuri but it was still very funny

[zenith wadi]

That’s crazy

[mortal scarab]

hi

[unique karma]

may i offer you a soul in these tiring times gambler

[lavish marsh]

So I gave my mom an iPad to show her Balatro and made a new acount on it not realizing it was for some reason connected to my phone so uh there goes many hours of my life

[unique karma]

ultra sadge

[lavish marsh]

I don’t even know what to do now

It feels like my entire life is gone

[frail birch]

Yorick?

I mean that’s just me

I like triboulet and yorick

[ornate fable]

Speed run completionist

[sinful stirrup]

i got this mf like 5 times in this run

im losing my mind

[frail birch]

I think they want you to buy it

They must be telling you somethin

[sinful stirrup]

hell nah

[frail birch]

But you can afford it!

[sinful stirrup]

i prefer to lose rather than buying that

thing

[fading copper]

chat what do i sell

canio is at 13

[frail birch]

Why do you have mime?

[sinful stirrup]

gold

[fading copper]

^

[frail birch]

What’s in your build

I c

[sinful stirrup]

if you have the kings

[fading copper]

high card is like level 2 tho

[sinful stirrup]

lol sell both canio and

the other legendary

[frail birch]

Yeah Fabio isn’t gonna do you any good

UNLESS

what’s the mult on canio

[fading copper]

13x

trib might be the guy then

[sinful stirrup]

unless you go full on canio for the lols

to have a good time

[frail birch]

I mean id try to get hanged man

Because I see more kings

[sinful stirrup]

baron its gonna give you way more points

[fading copper]

yeahhhhh baron for trib then ?

never gotten this far

[sinful stirrup]

sell both trib and canio

get a golden ticket

[frail birch]

Since you don’t have a ton of kings or queens

Trib isn’t gonna do jack shoot

[orchid raft]

gold stake incident?

yeah I hate my life

[frail birch]

Throw tomatoes at this user they skipped blinds /j

[sinful stirrup]

LOL

[frail birch]

HOW??

[turbid ermine]

Planet

[golden pulsar]

I FUCKING DID IT

[turbid ermine]

Let’s go!

[topaz junco]

Nice

[frail birch]

Eagle won so hard the ui just died

It just couldn’t handle the W

[frail birch]

You really got me turning into Aku from samurai jack going “HOW? HOOWWW??!!”

[sinful stirrup]

where did the score go

[turbid ermine]

Unrelated but i wanted to brag

[sinful stirrup]

what even is that

game

[turbid ermine]

Deathloop

[sinful stirrup]

interesting

[half whale]

how does

…

everything

[simple oracle]

waos

[lavish marsh]

Wow getting a legendary card before I even unlock a handful of jokers

[slim junco]

what happens when you go in debt in balatro

do you die after a certain amount of rounds

[orchid raft]

nop

[slim junco]

or are you just allowed to sit at -20

[orchid raft]

you only got poor

[sinful stirrup]

the irs its not going to get you in balatro

[orchid raft]

you eventually gonna die with bad economy

[tranquil oak]

You can go as far into debt as you want, biggest downside is not being able to level hands

[simple oracle]

So i can have my -69 ?

[slim junco]

why can’t you level hands

not a credit card user

[ornate fable]

The fact that you have an FPS tracker for Balatro is wild

[slim junco]

it sounds like if theres no punishment you just have a permanent extra 20 dollars

[slim junco]

prolly a cryptid player

[proven pasture]

Rate setup

[tranquil oak]

Not really

Being in debt is bad

[sinful stirrup]

unrelated but funny

[tranquil oak]

The only maybe positive that can come out of it is using a wraith and resetting your money to $0 when in debt

[proven pasture]

Rate setup

[proven pasture]

I’ve used hermit while in debt before Lmao

[sinful stirrup]

the problem of debt its that interest its so powerfull

you completely lose it with debt

[ornate scaffold]

god knows how bad i wanna pop that

[proven pasture]

Do it

I dare you

[ornate scaffold]

wait no it would just get deleted nevermind

[proven pasture]

Do it

[sinful stirrup]

lol

[strange meadow]

yknow its a lil weird that onyx agate is just. a better gluttony joker

the rest have a bit more to em

arrowhead has chips, rough gem has money, bloodstone never works

onyx agate is just. better

[ornate scaffold]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

NO BLIND IS SAFE

[drifting forum]

You’ve gone quite mad!

[ornate scaffold]

ironically because of the madness joker

[half whale]

imagine when bloodstone was 1 in 4

[strange meadow]

not the fuckin wheel odds

[ornate scaffold]

oh no not my money

[unique karma]

i got naneinf in balatro and googol with regular tony in nubby's number factory on the same day

[strange meadow]

wow youre really good at number games

[ornate scaffold]

the god of breaking rougelike versions of games nobody expected to be roguelikes

GOD

DAMN IT

[ocean shore]

hoot hoot

[ornate scaffold]

violet vessel worst blind ever actually

[tranquil oak]

Crimson heart is way worse

[unique karma]

it was the first run of the day too

[ornate scaffold]

I WOULDVE BEEN DONE

I WOULDVE BEATEN GOLD STAKE

IT WOULDVE BEEN ONLY 400K

BUT I HIT THE 1 IN 5 “FUCK YOU” CHANCE

[tranquil oak]

1 in 4

Only 4 ante 8 bosses

[ornate scaffold]

or i guess it’s 2 in 5 as verdant leaf would’ve murdered me 100x worse

[tranquil oak]

Right?

[ornate scaffold]

no there’s 5

[tranquil oak]

Nah im tripping

[wide mica]

gold stake makes me want to cry

[tranquil oak]

Forgot about cerulean

[ornate scaffold]

acorn leaf vessel heart and bell

[tranquil oak]

Cerulean I find worse than violet too

[wide mica]

how can a stake make the best econ turn into the worst econ

[tranquil oak]

Wym?

[ornate scaffold]

acorn is easy and heart/bell would’ve been fine if i got lucky enough

but the fucking violet vessel gave me hope

[wide mica]

normally when you get idk a rare tag you get a free rare joker no problemo

[vagrant anchor]

Hey, Is it possible for me to mod balatro on a PS5? Just asking, since I have baltro on there

[ornate scaffold]

I WAS ON A POWER TRIP WITH A 7x MADNESS

AND I GOT SNUFFED

[wide mica]

but i am deadass every single tag i've gotten has been rental

or eternal rental

[ornate scaffold]

LIKE ICARUS

[tranquil oak]

That’s just rng for ya, happens to me too sometimes

[vagrant anchor]

Oh sorry, am I interrupting something?

[tranquil oak]

No

[wide mica]

not possible

[vagrant anchor]

Oh. Darn

[wide mica]

you cannot mod most console games

[vagrant anchor]

I was going to say, because someone told me I just needed a PC, Mods, and a Cable, and that’s it.

I just had to fact check

Thanks for letting me know though.

[ornate scaffold]

how do i not suck at balatro

how do i gamble but better

can someone tell me because by all accounts that run should’ve won

[half whale]

Balatro university

[hushed schooner]

guys as a dev how can I post in the #1198672646645239978 ?

[unique karma]

youtube.com/balatrouniversity

[hushed schooner]

does it require top level access?

[ornate scaffold]

just had a gros michel go extinct after a single round 😭

bro went “fuck this”

[unique karma]

sometimes jimbo just hates you

[turbid ermine]

I was in class playing balatro, gros survived 5 antes

[wide mica]

i have a theory

a small, small theory

small blind shop 1 will define your first two antes

the rest is econ

[unique karma]

i had a run, where gros michel survived from round 2 until ante 8 small blind, only for me to get blueprint in the next shop

[wide mica]

by ante 3 you should have some good money to buy score

by ante 5 things ramp up, you're expected to have developed a scaling joker relatively quickly

[turbid ermine]

1s brb, nose is bleeding

[unique karma]

take care

[wide mica]

by ante 7 you're expected to have enough score to beat the next ante

lots of hand levels or good synergies, etc.

[turbid ermine]

Nvm it wasn’t bleeding, I just randomly tasted blood???

[unique karma]

really good theory / guide

[turbid ermine]

Wanna see something neat