🎙・server-chat

[vague pilot]

At least you have a new high score

[wraith wharf]

Negative mime doing the job

[vague pilot]

Ooo

Nice

[wraith wharf]

Seed was just way too insane

[sullen birch]

Was it nat?

[wraith wharf]

Nat

I got like 6 negatives this run

All natural

[vague pilot]

Even better

[warm dome]

Me when I kill my wife and their lover on stage (It's a balatro reference)

[wraith wharf]

Also, I know it is shown, but here is the seed

CAXNGH9P

that was so amazing, my face during like ante 5/6 was, during the whole time, just a speechless :O face

naneinf is def possible with it, good luck on your way to it!

[lusty rune]

Do I take it?

[thorny niche]

yes

it’s literally free

[pastel jolt]

hi

bro i just joined cuz i like the idea of speaking of balatro i can’t get mods 😭 i’m on ps5

[oak token]

Same misfortune, I'm on cell😔

[nova shore]

español

[woeful valve]

First day of playing Balatro

Got addicted

[long verge]

i gotta buy balatro on steam

ms store copy ain't cutting it

[fiery flower]

I got addicted just by watching Roffle proc Lucky Cards

[wide mica]

i got into balatro from like that one roffle video where he got all 5 legendaries it was really entertaining

i then bought the game on mobile and playstation and pc

[lean trench]

What deck should I run today for sticker hunting

[half whale]

I have the mac app store version cause I got it for free from arcade

[long verge]

i got mine free from gamepass

[half whale]

and it syncs with my phone

[long verge]

i occasionally play on xbox

if i don't got my xbox or laptop

i just play it off cloud gaming on my phone if i got a controller

[half whale]

i do wish i had it on steam so i could mod it

[long verge]

same

[half whale]

but I don’t wanna go through the trouble of either starting a new save or figuring out how to port my old one

[long verge]

trueee

[half whale]

also for some reason I don’t get the card hover effect

like where it follows your cursor

the smallest possible issue I could have with this game

[plush relic]

run got even better

holy shit wheel of fortune popped 3 times in a row

[lavish zenith]

wheel of fortune ALWAYS hits 25% of the time

wheel of fortune only never hits 75% of the time. but 25% of the time it hits EVERY time. you just know it.

you can actually use vibes and gut feeling to know if wheel of fortune is about to hit

'snot even hard

[plush relic]

technically it was 50% cause of d6.
-# also for the three pops i got polychrome brainsorm and holo photograph and chad
it was a good run

[lapis lodge]

Please help me. This is the first time I've made it this far, and this is the best wildcard deck I've ever had in my entire playing time.
I know there must be a solution. Please, I don't want to lose.

I'm a beginner

It says I have to sell a joker to reactivate my cards, but the jokers I have are the best I've ever built and I'm afraid if I sell one I might lose.

[plush relic]

https://imgur.com/6SmoZ9d

[winter oyster]

Anyone suffer lagging on mobile?

[simple smelt]

I believe in this case you gotta either sell ur DNA or the hologram if it isn't very stacked. Ideally you would be done using the DNA to stack it by now

[lapis lodge]

thanks

This is my deck

[simple smelt]

Looks like you might've used it a bit too much. In runs with DNA, you should favor adding the cards you want and killing the ones you don't need. How much xMult is on your Holo?

[lapis lodge]

If I sold DNA, would I have a chance of beating the blind boss?

[simple smelt]

Depends on how stacked your holo and planet cards are

[lapis lodge]

my holo have x6.25 multi

[simple smelt]

can you open up run info, so i can see your most played hand and planet cards?

[lapis lodge]

yes

I think that's all my information

[simple smelt]

Sorry, that's not what i'm trying to see. go to "partida info"

[lapis lodge]

Oh, now I get it.

[long hedge]

what is this sleeve 😭

[lapis lodge]

this?

[simple smelt]

Yeah this is it. You want to favor playing a Two Pair "Doble par" because of your Supernova Joker (it gives you 1 Mult for every time you played the hand, in this case giving you 16 Mult).

Try to pull one of your Glass cards and play it in front of a two pair to get your hanging chad retriggers on it + holo at the end

[lapis lodge]

ok

So...

[simple smelt]

17 Mult on your first hand back, rather

[lapis lodge]

Should I sell my DNA?

[simple smelt]

Yes, I believe so

[lapis lodge]

Okay, thanks a lot. I'll be able to give my game another try.

[simple smelt]

Have fun! Ping me here if u win :D

[gentle kernel]

gg

[harsh cloud]

very hexing decision

[lapis lodge]

I had a bit of luck on the first hand...

LO LOGRE

I WOOOON

[simple smelt]

Good job!!!

[lapis lodge]

It's thanks to you!

balatro is love

balatro is live

Should I go to infinite mode to see how far I can go?

[simple smelt]

You can, but I don't think you will get very far. Your build is not very good for endless.

[lapis lodge]

I understand, it will be fun anyway, thanks

[eternal orchid]

chat yall got any ideas of stuff I could add to a bot for a server with my close friends

[slim junco]

Boring class we started playing

[eternal orchid]

based

[hidden valley]

I wish I had learned how to play poker or something like that when I was studying XD

[leaden veldt]

Where is the banana

[digital tusk]

❤️

[slim junco]

Absolute radiance ate it

[leaden veldt]

Fr

[slate raven]

Woke up ready to play balatro (its 4 in the Morning)

Also why do people hate the plant

[eternal orchid]

photochad

[slate raven]

Whats photochad

[slate raven]

Is photochad a guy holding a photo?

[slate raven]

Wait

Is it because people usually Have crazy decks made of only kings or some insane shit like that and the plant debuffs all face cards which means it ultimately kills the run?

[eternal orchid]

yeah

[slate raven]

Dang

[eternal orchid]

plant either does absolutely nothing or makes you have ante 1 score

[slate raven]

Good thing i only play two pair every run

[slate raven]

Lovely

[slate raven]

This only proves ace and two pair supremacy

[slate raven]

Why is everything becoming balatro

[nova shore]

balatro curis are out of control

[slate raven]

Crazy

Ok ima fr go and play balatro

[sullen socket]

✨🎩✨

[lone vault]

who up grosing their michel

[light hare]

latro

[lethal iris]

ba

[radiant orbit]

sock or ballot?

[zenith wadi]

wait what does the plant do again

[lethal iris]

debuffs face cards

[radiant orbit]

face cards are debuff

[zenith wadi]

oh yeah

thats right

[lethal iris]

the thing baron mime and photochad dread of

[tranquil oak]

Canio laughs in the face of the plant after eating all your face card

What’s it gonna do against x51 mult

Turn every deck into abandoned deck and you’ll never have issues with the plant again

[slim junco]

Unless a new boss blind that debuffes numbered cards appear

[slate raven]

Just lost to violet vessel

Oh boi

[tawny summit]

Balatro has broken me

I can’t take this anymore

For the life of me I can’t beat gold stake on red deck

I get a really good seed and at the end I get heavy countered with horrible rng

[slate raven]

ATP we should just consider balatro as a deal with the devil

[tawny summit]

Dude look at this start

And watch me get horrible rng and don’t get a single flush

[final delta]

na ur gonna use all ur discards and have 4 clubs but the 5th never shows

[onyx saffron]

i miss being able to play balatro all day now im stuck in the military 💔

[trail spoke]

my polychrome cavendish went extinct

[violet vapor]

holy unseeded

[tawny summit]

I refuse to move on to the next deck without fully completing the red one

I can’t

I just can’t do it

[silent reef]

Hello chatr

chat*

[noble yoke]

This is possible? (arcane pack)

[wet aspen]

DID I JUST FUCKING

KNIFE MY TRIB

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1212703570202202152.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

I FORGOT I HAD A NEGATIVE KNIFE

oh well i lost on that anyways

[slim junco]

What exactly is possible?

[noble yoke]

Spectral card in a arcane pack

[slim junco]

Yeah

Theres a voucher that does that

Its called omen globe

Its the upgrade to crystal ball

Check it out in run info and vouchers

[zenith wadi]

ah now i get the ante 40 joke

[silent reef]

How it feels to ignore new jokers in the shop because you already have the best set of 5

My perfect loadout had the basic red and blue jokers

The ones that deal with odds and evens

[slate raven]

What joker is the last one?

[tawny summit]

This is a crazy run

[cunning rune]

Idol, 2X everytime a certain card is played

Ie king of hearts

5 of them 2^5

[wind marsh]

fellas, i finally did it.

i'm free

got the last two i needed both on the same run

[slate raven]

Huh,idk i think jimbo better

[heady mason]

Autopilot kills yet another run

[light field]

are you a streamer perchance?

[light field]

you'd use it end game when you've literally got 1 typa card in ur deck

[slate raven]

Oh.

Yeah im guessing that takes a while to get

Actually

[light field]

yeah

for regular runs

[heady mason]

Wrong image

[light field]

absolutely useless

[heady mason]

He thinks your talking abt a different image

[slate raven]

Enough hanged mans and idk what tarot card that turns the left card into the right card (or whatever order was it) and enough fools,could be done in lime 4 antes maybes

[heady mason]

The one you replied to is brainstorm

[slate raven]

Oh

[heady mason]

It is blueprint but for the left most card

[light field]

maybe (also its called Death)

[warm cloud]

i really gotta get batro on steam

[slate raven]

Ah,makes more sense

[warm cloud]

i only have it on the switch and i feel like im missing out on the achievements

[slate raven]

Same,console balatro is for some Reason slower

[heady mason]

Real balatro players don't care about achievements and just play for the runs

[slate raven]

Maybe my console is too old and dying out

[light field]

also when i mean one type of card, i mean the suit and rank have to be the exact same

[heady mason]

Go into your settings and change your game speed to 4

[slate raven]

Already did

[heady mason]

That's weird

What console do you use

[slate raven]

Ps4

[native quiver]

Hi my joker-fellas

[light field]

balatro isnt necessarily a large file game

[slate raven]

Its Been in use for 5+ years

[light field]

still

balatro is only like 100mb

[slate raven]

It isnt,my PS is probably on the course of death

[light field]

oh

[slate raven]

Maybe il save up my Steam wallet for a while

[warm cloud]

that is true

[heady mason]

Balatro mobile is peak

Steam balatro is for streamers

[wind marsh]

now i can do whatever i want (until the thunker reappears with a hundred new jokers and the cycle begins all over again)

[light field]

quick question, would you recommend picking up a copy joker and risk a jokerless ante 2 small blind

[wind marsh]

hell yea

[light field]

alr.

cause i have nothing to copy

[wind marsh]

wait

do you have any planets for it

is this gold stake

[light field]

yes and yes

[wind marsh]

yea you will probably lose if you do that then lmao

[light field]

too late

[wind marsh]

my bad

[light field]

and god blessed me with a straight flush

[wind marsh]

it's possible

[light field]

ty

[wind marsh]

it was DESTINED

good luck on the run

[light field]

oke

dude

the next boss is the wall

i didnt even see till now

3200!?!?!

@wind marsh i lost to the wall

[wind marsh]

how it goes

[light field]

dead

dude

i did do a funny

and copy jimbo

but thats about it

[regal flax]

what do i sell?

i don't think i can make it through the antes rn with high card so I feel like ancient joker is kind of required for me

also this run had 4 legendaries and they all weren't perkeo :(

[valid badge]

Then mime?

[zenith wadi]

Oh yeah I forgot y’all are way further than me

[regal flax]

but i'd want to transition to high card at some point...

[valid badge]

340 on collection?

[wind marsh]

[valid badge]

Then idk

[warm cloud]

that is pretty nuts

good job

[wind marsh]

ignore this number

[valid badge]

Oh

[wind marsh]

in my defense

i have a lot of free time at work

[wind marsh]

and my boss fucks with the game too so i get a little leeway

[valid badge]

Understandable have a nicr day

[half whale]

does completionist++ require every stake sticker in every joker or just gold stake

[wind marsh]

oh god that'd be awful

no you can knock em all out in one on only golden

[pulsar warren]

Hello

[wind marsh]

fortunately you can skip over stakes if you win with a joker on gold stake. for example i took midas mask from green stake sticker to gold sticker with no stakes in between, which is nice

good night, good balatro

[half whale]

yeah especially since you can’t easily view all your stickers

[half whale]

gn

[wind marsh]

i had an excel sheet at one point just for fun statistics

obv not necessary

[light hare]

latro

[distant bison]

i won with thios

that deck is crazy

[smoky prawn]

she ba on my la till i tro

[chrome glade]

So true

[timid cloak]

My wheel of fortune just failed 4 times in a row and I have an oops

Do i keep the cat or

[tropic shore]

yes

keep the cat

[timid cloak]

Mk

[acoustic jolt]

Any Cloud Nine fans around these parts?

[acoustic jolt]

Keep the cat, if you get Buskin you can probably get it to x8 rather easily

Photochad generally doesn't synergize with a Bloodstone build anyways

[timid cloak]

I mean i know i should get rid of a bloodstone but its funny

Thats 6 wheels in a row with oops not working now

[acoustic jolt]

Idkkk man that's a free 3.5x mult every card

More bloodstones

[pure gale]

yoo guys, i want to ask, where do i find the multiplayer mod with battle royale mode? ive searched on google but it just the 1v1 mode one

[acoustic jolt]

#⚙・modding-general

[timid cloak]

Why is this run so good

[pure gale]

no one answered my question on there bruh :(

[acoustic jolt]

Bad time of day

You can probably wait a few hours and somebody'll answer

[pure gale]

yea, anyway thanks

[timid cloak]

Theres nothing i can sell right

I think i never truly understood how op overstuck plus is until now

[shadow flare]

Beginner here 🤙

[slim junco]

Holy peak

If you’re a beginner just know that Chicot is the BEST joker in the game

[shadow flare]

Is chicot a legendary joker?

[haughty plinth]

tf do you meannnn

💔

[drifting fox]

i hope i get antimatter

[haughty plinth]

I dont even know how people can do this.

[drifting fox]

perkeo 😁

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧀

[haughty plinth]

I never get him

[brisk zinc]

100% collection.

took me over an hour to find this voucher for some reason

[slim junco]

Maybe you should get a brainstorm, it will help

[drifting fox]

i hope i get showman! 😁

[slim junco]

Lol

[brisk zinc]

why am i missing a billion achievements

i have a 100% collection but i don't have completionist or even the 'discover every voucher' one

[torn thistle]

wild

infinite money glitch

[sturdy oar]

hello chat im new here

[brisk zinc]

so i'm missing 8 achievements for no fucking reason

fun

[sturdy oar]

craziness

just checked im missing 9 but it's for sure a skill issue

except for "flushed" i absolutely did that one

[brisk zinc]

no i literally should have them

i have proof right here

this should get me the completionist achievement

[sturdy oar]

damn thats crazy

[brisk zinc]

i only had visual mods enabled so i doubt that should affect it

but i'll win a run with zero mods whatsoever and see what happens

[sturdy oar]

good luck with that

damn thats crazy

this goofy emoji head persona looking at me is so stupid looking

[molten horizon]

Not The plant bruh

[lethal iris]

surely you have a glass non-face

[sturdy oar]

man surely this could have been avoided

simply just conjure up a negative chicot by concentrating really hard

also its white stake i feel like a hearted flush would score well

[bleak ocean]

Hi , does anyone know if there is any way i can use mods (since i downloaded it from microsoft store)?

[valid badge]

Balatro mod mamager

[brisk zinc]

guess this game is just broken

still didn't get them

[cunning pulsar]

He just like me

[bleak ocean]

I've tried it before it doesn't work

[valid badge]

Idk thwn sorry

Im too sad to think anything else

Sorry

[bleak ocean]

np

Thank you for trying

[sturdy oar]

live footage of me playing balatro during my graduation cuz ts takes so long

[cunning pulsar]

That was bullshit

[brisk zinc]

the c

[brisk zinc]

heart flushes:

trust the bloodstone rng

[hard gyro]

Hi

[brisk zinc]

hi

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Saturday, hope you guys have a good one.

[lethal iris]

do you guys ever just

pick up a red seal from a booster pack that's like, 4 ranks less than the rank you're working on

and use strengths on it until its the same rank

[dapper creek]

i wish

if only i had that many strengths

[brisk zinc]

ye i never skip a red seal

[pallid sapphire]

yes except I don't strength it, I just boost hologram

[brisk zinc]

unless there's like a wraith or something and i'm low on money anyway

[lethal iris]

i had to do this to a 10 of spades

[brisk zinc]

i might be the luckiest player ever in terms of legendaries

[lethal iris]

stoned it, 4 strengths, a sun and then justice

[brisk zinc]

what do yall think is the worst joker in the game

[pallid sapphire]

flower pot, maybe

there are use cases for even the "bad" jokers

[brisk zinc]

infinite spectral cards

[lethal iris]

throwback is up there imo

[brisk zinc]

fair

[lethal iris]

poor scaling + losing out on shops

[brisk zinc]

tho it did help me on the 18 round achievement

but other than that i never pick it up

[pallid sapphire]

actually had a discussion yesterday and even throwback does kind of have some use cases

very niche but like emergency x mult if you wanna skip to preserve your perishables that are actually helping, or skip rental or something lol

[lethal iris]

theres that ig

[pallid sapphire]

flower pot though ...

[lethal iris]

i had some success with pot

mostly with wild cards tho

i had one with smeared that cleared gold stake anaglyph for me

[brisk zinc]

flower pot is one of those i take "for now" if i have literally no other xmult source

[pallid sapphire]

Oh that's pretty cool

[brisk zinc]

oh yea it works well with smeared

[pallid sapphire]

ngl then I don't think there's any 100% bad joker

there's always at least one use case for any

[lethal iris]

it went hard

oh yeah theres also séance as a candidate

[pallid sapphire]

oh yeah forgot about that card

ngl I've never felt comfortable using fib or the jonklers that give mult on cards, even though I know it can hit like +40 which is what bus and the others try to scale to

[karmic falcon]

what ante in plasma needs more than e52?

[brisk zinc]

oh right séance is a 👎 for me too

way too situational

[karmic falcon]

obelisk duh

[brisk zinc]

tho i've made it work on checkered deck a couple times

[brisk zinc]

not a fan of obelisk but a lot of people seem to love it so i can't call it the worst one

[pallid sapphire]

obelisk is godlike lol

[brisk zinc]

see

[verbal zephyr]

obelisk is free win usually

[karmic falcon]

🫩

[pallid sapphire]

The trick with obelisk is to have a chips joker

[lethal iris]

they need a fair amount of deckfixing to consistently hit high amounts of mult so yea

[verbal zephyr]

ugliest emoji i’ve ever seen they need to stop making these

[brisk zinc]

obelisk is unfun to play with imo

that's the only issue

[pallid sapphire]

Not to me

[verbal zephyr]

you’ll get it one day i promise

everyone comes around

[karmic falcon]

never 😡

[pallid sapphire]

the dopamine burst of seeing obelisk power up is euphoric

[lethal iris]

obelisk is so satisfying to use

[pallid sapphire]

You just gotta think of obelisk is a purely ante 8 joker

you just use it to power up and annihilate VV and then it implodes on itself

[lethal iris]

used to hate obelisk but i've started to respect it during my gold stake runs

[pallid sapphire]

I never liked obelisk, then I got it 5 times in a row and eviscerated the finishers

[lethal iris]

i wish the game would give me obelisk more

[pallid sapphire]

it turns out, after using and liking obelisk, rare skips don't give me obelisk anymore

🧠

[karmic falcon]

i can respect obelisk lovers but if you like campfire don’t talk to me

[pallid sapphire]

campfire is literally an ante 8 nuke

[verbal zephyr]

campfire literally solo win condition

[pallid sapphire]

a lot of players here allergic to winning I see

[lethal iris]

campfire haters when they win with campfire

[karmic falcon]

😡

[patent flame]

Look. It's peak 💜

[lethal iris]

same story with campfire as well

[lethal iris]

uoooogh double obelisk

[patent flame]

I self taught on how to use obelisk and campfire cuz I'm nothing like y'all. Now insert the goldfish jump gif

[karmic falcon]

im almost convinced of obelisk but campfire is disgusting

[patent flame]

U only need to understand u don't gotta use it until like ante 6

[pallid sapphire]

gas it up as you need it

[patent flame]

Campfires an econ fuel joker... 5 antes is enough to grind econ to fill it

Like obelisk it also needs to conventional build path

Except u can probably play for the hand type ur playing

Always

[pallid sapphire]

I hope bro realizes he can sell consumables to gas it up too, not just jokers

[brisk zinc]

campfire is alright

[patent flame]

Anyways this is every gold staker's dream build

Look at this beauty

[lethal iris]

mm yes, the quintessentials

and mystic summit.

[patent flame]

Hexed mystic summit for the sticker 💜

[lethal iris]

fair enough

[brisk zinc]

i don't like runner

runs too slow

[karmic falcon]

after 100 hours+ of this game i’m finally gonna get nan inf rn

[patent flame]

Nah once u play 1-2 straights in a round it settles chips for like 3 rounds

Runner's meant to be a less time to take to beat a blind type of joker

Same with obelisk and campfire and red card flash card

[mortal lichen]

It's scaling but you can't really slow play

[patent flame]

The more hands u play with Obelisk the less time it takes to beat a blind

[mortal lichen]

because straights will just one or two shot

[patent flame]

And u should oneshot ante 6 small blind

If ur in a good spot

[karmic falcon]

what deck do you guys play in gold stake

[mortal lichen]

Ghost

[pallid sapphire]

ghost

yellow at first

[mortal lichen]

Spectrals are just too helpful

[lethal iris]

mostly zodiac

[karmic falcon]

really?

[mortal lichen]

Love feeling like you can ecto and pick something else up

[pallid sapphire]

hex the bus on shop 1
win

[mortal lichen]

the vengabus

[lethal iris]

yeah

its a fun deck

[mortal lichen]

It is

[pallid sapphire]

casually finding shit like immolate in the shop

[brisk zinc]

ghost my goat

[mortal lichen]

If you're looking to consistently win then zodiac is a pretty solid choice

but then so is ghost

[pallid sapphire]

I need to play zodiac and abandoned again

[mortal lichen]

hex just really smooths over that first couple of antes

[small drum]

Testing tag

[mortal lichen]

and might add utility to something that is otherwise just...utility, over mult/chips/xmult

[pallid sapphire]

hexed rebate 💢

hexed egg 💢

[lethal iris]

hear me out

hexed credit card from buffoon pack

[brisk zinc]

idk why i ranked wee joker so low in my tierlist

i love it now

[pallid sapphire]

2s are kinda tricky to play

high card 2 hurts

[brisk zinc]

i have brainstorm and hanging chad rn so it scales pretty fast

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[karmic falcon]

when i get nan inf will that register as my new high score

[meager heron]

average spectral card:

[brisk zinc]

no

big boy

[karmic falcon]

will it say like e308?

[brisk zinc]

i think it just skips the whole naneinf hand

your high score will be your highest non-naneinf hand

[karmic falcon]

that’s annoying

[meager heron]

average spectral card: (im sending this again for you to respond)

[thick pivot]

Id rather do algebra thx

[meager heron]

what

[thick pivot]

whats the point if its a 1 in 1qd chance

oh yeah opps all sixes

[meager heron]

joke card i made for fun

[thick pivot]

oh

lmao I thought it was in an actual mod

canttell the difference tbh

[meager heron]

i also have OLD MAN

[karmic falcon]

oops all sixes is not saving this card 😭😭

[thick pivot]

hey if its double the chances it means double gambling

[thick pivot]

oops all sixes!

[brisk zinc]

i might die here but this is the biggest lil jimbo i've ever had

[thick pivot]

play a 2

lmao

[brisk zinc]

nah i won with the queens actually

let's go to +2000 wee

[thick pivot]

hell yeah

[brisk zinc]

close

[karmic falcon]

WARRR IS OVERRR

[brisk zinc]

congrats

seeded right

[karmic falcon]

nuh uh

[brisk zinc]

oh wow

i haven't even done a seeded naneinf yet

[stable isle]

neg juggler is awesome

[karmic falcon]

it took so so so long

[half whale]

bp/bs yuri
evil and intimidating negative gluttonous and massive wee:

[brisk zinc]

that's how we do things over here

[half whale]

but why are only the blueprint and brainstorm like that

[brisk zinc]

they're canonically gay

i just made that up

[half whale]

id riot if they weren’t

[barren geyser]

Good morning

[tranquil oak]

Good morning to you as well

Idk why I’m up at 5:45 am on a Saturday

Sleeping is overrated

[barren geyser]

Good morning
How was your
Sleep
?

[tranquil oak]

Idk what time I fell asleep at ngl

[barren geyser]

Why did i type like that

[tranquil oak]

It wasnt bad tho

[barren geyser]

Cool

Had any dreams?

[tranquil oak]

Nah, I never have dreams

Or at least none that I can remember

[barren geyser]

Today I dreamed that I was at school
And my brother was dressed up as a cowboy

everyone was dressed as smth actually, i was the only BORING person wearing my nerdiest outfit

[livid basin]

balayor

[tranquil oak]

What were you dressing up for?

[barren geyser]

Dreams are kinda ass

[tranquil oak]

Halloween?

Or just randomly

[barren geyser]

Probably

[tranquil oak]

In Hungary we didn’t celebrate Halloween, at least when I was a kid, we do have another holiday where we dress up tho

It’s kinda like a winter solstice

[barren geyser]

One thing I find strange is that whenever I dream about my school it's not exactly the same as in real life(like, obviously)
but it always follows a pattern, it's like my mind has created a version of my school and every time I dream about it it puts me in that exact version

[barren geyser]

Cool
In my country we dont really celebrate it either
But we dress up and do smth cool

[tranquil oak]

Nice, I do like to learn about other cultures

[barren geyser]

My school used to do those halloween festivals
Lots of candy
Everyone dressed up

[tranquil oak]

What’s the event called?

In Hungary we call our winter solstice Farsang

[barren geyser]

Uhmmmm
We dont celebrate winter solstice actually

[tranquil oak]

I don’t sleep

I am everywhere

[barren geyser]

The closest we have to it are probably Winter Festivals and shit

[tranquil oak]

Here, the wild rift discord, reddit

Omnipresent

[barren geyser]

In my city every winter there is this festival, there is opera, theater, cool food and such
It's actually pretty cool but I've never been to one

I should go this year

[tranquil oak]

Sounds like a fun time

[barren geyser]

I have a lot of things planned to this year

[tranquil oak]

I agree, go check it out

[barren geyser]

Maybe i will :^

[meager heron]

..

[barren geyser]

Hbu?

[barren geyser]

Hello

[tranquil oak]

I never have plans

[meager heron]

is my joke card good

[barren geyser]

Bro

[barren geyser]

Sometimes its cool

[meager heron]

what

...

????

!!!!!

[barren geyser]

Op

[barren geyser]

I want to get my four friends together at the end of the year and have a graduation/birthday party

There's a friend of mine who has a huge farm, where we can have water balloon fights, barbecues, joke around and play video games :^
So my friend and I have birthdays in the same week, and since we're all going to graduate this year, instead of giving 2000 bucks to our school to have a noisy party, with people we don't like and with a lot of restrictions, we're going to do things our way
170 days until we have that party but im already so excited :D

[strange spindle]

round 2 is crazy

[low spindle]

[karmic falcon]

NOO MY HIGHSCORE GOT RESET CUZ I GOT NAN INF

[barren geyser]

Lock in

[livid basin]

lock in

[pallid sapphire]

next get naneinf-1 to preserve it forever, ez

[pulsar rose]

They added holographic roles from balatro to discord????

[pastel oasis]

Does vampire remove gold cards?

[pulsar rose]

Reading the joker explains the joker

[eternal orchid]

yes

[pastel oasis]

I have pareidolia & Midas mask and vampire just appeared in the shop.

[eternal orchid]

you can use it with midas for decent scaling

[pastel oasis]

Kinda op.

[livid basin]

i have an idea

'

maybe space joker just doesnt trigger once

[barren geyser]

I think i'll play balatro

[brisk zinc]

le wall

[balmy flare]

Tempted to buy Balatro mobile

I know sigh. ☹️

[celest wind]

It’s worth it if you like balatro and like leaving your house

[brisk zinc]

another gold stake yayy

looks inside

[balmy flare]

You can’t like leaving your house and be a Balatro player

[barren geyser]

"There isnt bad luck in balatro you're just bad at this"
THEN EXPLAIN FUCKING THIS

"Game just give me a fucking Jack"
And it just
DOESNT

Fuck
Give up from balatro
Fuck this game

[faint tulip]

holly gigachad

[lapis glen]

Ofc I get photochad on abandoned deck

[haughty cedar]

Por balatro

[carmine olive]

FINALLY BEATEN MY FIRST GOLD STAKE!!!

blueprint + photochad my goat

[lapis glen]

I’m so done with balalo

[brisk zinc]

Why even buy them

[lapis glen]

I opened buffoon packs and nothing else was good

[brisk zinc]

Ancient jonkler goes hard on abandoned

[brisk zinc]

Free money at least

[lapis glen]

It’s turning out to be a pretty ok run anyways

All I need is an oops all 6’s

[carmine olive]

I feel like ancient joker + blurred joker on checkered deck is op

and the other stone jokers would go hard with it

[last imp]

setting up balatro's main theme as alarm is perfect

[agile void]

wouldnt setting up any tone as an alarm eventually make you hate that tone?

cuz its ripping you away from your sweet sleep

[lapis glen]

Ofc I get an oops the first shop of the next run

[wanton steeple]

another c++ run ended to the eye

even brute forcing pair builts doesn't work

I think C+ is as far as i'm gonna go until new update

C++ doens't seem fun forcing urself to play with the worst jokers

[patent flame]

This is why I don't like supernova

[wanton steeple]

was best thing I could pick up early on

everything else was ass

[patent flame]

I know

I still don't like using it

[wanton steeple]

or everything else needed another joker to be useful

[patent flame]

It's too bad against alot of bosses

[wanton steeple]

Supernova only good on like checkered

I had a run on erratic where I hack like 8 Jacks

had sock, chad, and couple mults

but nothing to scale with so i ended up losing

[patent flame]

I think C++ focused runs are better when u already have a 3 joker carry setup

And before a8 boss u try to take 2 jokers that are not stickered yet

[wanton steeple]

Even when I get 3 good jokers my econ is either in the dirt or no scaling

[patent flame]

This is why i primarily focused on the high rarity low value ones first

Now the ones i have left are low rarities that aren't good long term

[winged heart]

balatro

[tardy hound]

its just game bro 🤡

[rapid hill]

Wut the guy just left after one sentence

[rapid hill]

You are only on black stake and ante 6 chill out I had flush five run 3 times in row and still lost every run

[barren geyser]

I've been trying to beat Black stake for over a month now and i just never get good jokers
And the only time i get smth that would do the job of winning the game just kills the run

[rapid hill]

The game is that hard ? I mean I got on orange stake after week with red deck

[patent flame]

Easy to explain

Ur first problem is playing for high rank straights. High rank cards are second hardest to draw after low ranked cards
The next time u play for straights when given the opportunity, cut these cards as soon as possible:
A K Q J 2 3 4
U are playing straights for the hand type, not the cards. The high 10 chips from face cards do not matter in the slightest
The best straight is 98765. All of these cards are easy to draw because middle ranked cards are the easiest to draw and will always draw
When playing for straights, u do not play for runner as chip leveling is already settled by the saturn planet (+30/+3 is very huge from 60/7)

[rapid hill]

So im playing how the run shaping and first thing I see I go by it

[barren geyser]

Its not the game that is hard, its the shops that never give me good jokers💔
There were several times i got to ante 2(and even 3) with 0 jokers and like, a bunch of money
I reroll the shop, i dont skip blinds(unless its smth that makes it worth skipping) and the shop gives me nothing that gives mult or chips

[patent flame]

The shop does not never give u good jokers, it's black stake, very short stretch
Rely on temporary jokers and do not always expect for the shop to instantly give a scaling joker or something like photochad or ancient joker on the spot
Open yourself to being able to use and build for different jokers, and understand the concept "The shop does not give u what u want"
This should get a higher winrate

[barren geyser]

I will take this into consideration

Thanks for the help
The last time i asked for help on how to beat the black stake people just said "idk, get mult and high numbers"

[patent flame]

Don't ask black stakers

Ask gold stakers

I've beaten hundreds of gold stake runs in my spare time

So at this point i know what every joker does and how its good and not depending on situation

[barren geyser]

Ok
Thank you
And sorry for crashing out

[patent flame]

It's fine

I occasionally do as well if i have gold stake loss streak

[grizzled wagon]

I think localthunk should should gift me balatro on steam because I bought in on xbox and I want crpytid mod pleaseandthankyou 🙏

[barren geyser]

Im just tired
personal issues impacting on gamer life type of stuff

[clever sorrel]

hi chat

love yall

[edgy heath]

love you too bro

hi homies

[clever sorrel]

muak

[edgy heath]

muak to you too

[clever sorrel]

❤️❤️

[marble sparrow]

why does colgate sound like both a British Town and a gay person from the uk

[edgy heath]

it also sounds surprisingly like a screwdriver company

[strange meadow]

sounds more like a toothpaste company to me

[golden patrol]

i am addicted

[alpine relic]

Heaven

[terse pagoda]

Whats this, some kind of "RARE" joker?

[wanton steeple]

all them are obelisk

even without showmen

they all end up obelisk

[terse pagoda]

One of them Will be Blue print put the rest are all obelisk

[wanton steeple]

I swear blueprint on round 1 is always bait

never once have I won a run with a round 1 blueprint

[shy dove]

ding ding ding

you got it

[strange meadow]

how do you lose with round 1 blueprint

thats a great card to have literally all the time

[terse pagoda]

Ass jokers

[strange meadow]

😭

[wanton steeple]

RNG likes to not give me what I need

and the boss blind likes to spit in my face of my best hand

[strange meadow]

damn

[terse pagoda]

Sometimes i tryhard my way out of ante 5 cause i couldnt find a single good xmult joker

[shy dove]

well if you have an r1 blueprint that means you dont have anything to copy

[strange meadow]

true but ante 1 is winnable without a joker

[terse pagoda]

Ante 2 bro

[shy dove]

its winnable but you would very much like scoring esp for the boss blind

[terse pagoda]

If you cant build an economy fast enough you're dead

And even if you do you are not granted to find a good copy

[alpine relic]

cavendish

[shy dove]

rare skip if it was worth taking

[alpine relic]

dear God

[terse pagoda]

How do you even build Obelisk? Like what id you dont have new hands do you Just lose the progress?

[daring dagger]

Least obvious modded run

[alpine relic]

wait youre telling me that im using debug plus

[daring dagger]

Spam high card

[shy dove]

what makes you think i wouldnt have any new hands

build up a- nope

[shy dove]

not high card lol

quite possibly the worst handtype to build up obelisk with

[alpine relic]

in my nightmates

[daring dagger]

I've done that to make that my most played hand, and then played Flush House

[shy dove]

build up a non high card hand

[daring dagger]

Worked beautifully

[terse pagoda]

Doesnt It reset of Its your most played?

[shy dove]

yeah but you can get unlucky with your draws

and be forced to play hc

not true of any other hand

[daring dagger]

Imagine

[shy dove]

besides, pairs are just

a better handtype overall lol

spam that instead

[daring dagger]

With your username it is extremely hard to take you seriously lmao

[shy dove]

well, i do quite like 3oak

[terse pagoda]

Ok talking about important stuff, what new game should i try?

[shy dove]

i understand my take of it being the second best handtype in the game might make people unable to take me seriously

[alpine relic]

LOL

[shy dove]

but its just that consistently great

[plain vortex]

What do I do hrrr

Here

[terse pagoda]

Sell the Heart joker maybe?

[sturdy hollow]

or the abstract one

[terse pagoda]

It got Poly tho

[sturdy hollow]

still not that good on the long run

[plain vortex]

Do I copy Chad or photograph

[sturdy hollow]

chad

if you have lucky cards or something

[strange meadow]

i think the poly fib is worth more than the foil chad

[plain vortex]

Yay

[patent flame]

Abstract bye

[autumn lynx]

I just want to beat orange stake😭

[pallid sapphire]

What a flop!

[autumn lynx]

Yeah, the boss kept selecting a heart while I had 6 or more spades, and I couldn't get the final flush for the life of me, it did that like 3 times then I lost

[pallid sapphire]

Did you spend all your money rerolling or were you suffering for other financial reasons

[sullen socket]

My worst non violet vessel final boss experience was when I had like two actually relevant scoring jokers and it just kept alternating between them

[pallid sapphire]

And you've probably heard this multiple times, but there's reasons why pair (a small 2 card hand) is so popular in higher stakes lol

[autumn lynx]

Yeah, i am doing checkered deck so I kinda lean into flushes since it's easier

[pallid sapphire]

lmao that happened to me once on plasma; stuntman and brainstorm got flip flopped like it was taunting me

[sullen socket]

Crazy

I had burglar to and like seven hands, only three of them actually mattered because my mult was card sharp and again it was bouncing back and fourth between card sharp and red card

[autumn lynx]

Thought about pair builds when u said that, so I went to abandoned deck, and I feel I should pivot to flush 5 rn

[autumn lynx]

Pivot from whatever tf is given really

[wanton steeple]

what are some good cheap easy builds for C++

because i'm at my wits end here

trying anything and everything top get some of the weaker jokers to work

[autumn lynx]

Whar deck?

[wanton steeple]

literally anything

i've tried different deck combinations and joker combinations

[autumn lynx]

Pair and Pluto are great

[pallid sapphire]

you should, abandoned is incredibly easier to do this kind of stuff cause of the smaller deck size

I'm very lazy about deckfixing so ashamedly I usually do 5oak even though it's ass lol

[craggy hazel]

whats C++?

[autumn lynx]

Same lol

[wanton steeple]

even plasma with pairs and stuntman builds fail me

[pallid sapphire]

gold stickers on all jokers

[craggy hazel]

Oh thats what im doing. I'm one joker away

[sullen socket]

Nice which one

[pallid sapphire]

bus/red card/green joker + square joker + some kinda x mult and win lol

[craggy hazel]

invisible

[autumn lynx]

C+ is when you unlock everything on the collection and get all gold stakes completed, and c++ is getting a gold sticker on every joker

[sullen socket]

Good luck with that

[autumn lynx]

Unlocking it or gold sticker

[wanton steeple]

funny thing about invisible i somehow have gold sticker on it

[pallid sapphire]

I got a gold on invisible purely cause it happened to be foil

[wanton steeple]

and don't even remember how

[craggy hazel]

I do anaglyph so I've been able to get so many jokers just from the negative tag

[craggy hazel]

gold sticker, its the last one. I just didnt know the achievement name lol

[wanton steeple]

tried anaglyph can't get a build going there either

[pallid sapphire]

I only did anaglyph like once

Negative tags is a sham, winning consistently is better

[wanton steeple]

that and negative tags never spawn for me before ante 8

[autumn lynx]

Oh ok

[craggy hazel]

Lots of failed first rounds for me

[autumn lynx]

I got like 3 colas in 1 run today lol, used a meteor tag and got 4 or 5 Jupiters, i was on checkered btw

[pallid sapphire]

I've restarted so many times that I feel uncomfortable if I don't start with a bus lol

probably bad practice

[autumn lynx]

I just realized im pretty dang close to completionist

Missing 4 jokers, 3 vouchers and erratic deck

[craggy hazel]

i literally just need invis joker gold sticker then I fully complete the game. Ill finally be done

[junior bobcat]

I just had the best run of my life

[sullen socket]

I've got a couple challenges and some jokers left to gold sticker, then I'm done

[autumn lynx]

The infinity gauntlet of balatro

[junior bobcat]

It’s not much but I’m proud

[autumn lynx]

Pretty cool that u got lucky cat that high tho, i never have used lucky cat just got and sold it for the collection

[junior bobcat]

I forgot to show it but I had a bunch of holo lucky ace of spades

[slim junco]

Whats good gangsters

[craggy hazel]

I also like anagylph cause I like skipping (i know its controversial)

[cunning hemlock]

Atleast crop it

[merry terrace]

which one do i make three of

[low spindle]

[pallid sapphire]

8 for 8ball

[strong stag]

i got my first "e" so, that cool :P

[mighty sluice]

Violet vessel sucks

[tall galleon]

yo if anyones interested join the server in my bio for cheaper games we have vouches and any game u want on stock

[brazen flare]

is there a tutorial for installing the mods rn?

[strange meadow]

finally got that pesky orange stake on blue deck

going for gold now

[tawny pulsar]

you aint going nowhere with 42k score

[mighty sluice]

Oh hell no

[pallid sapphire]

it's chicot and perkeo

[tawny pulsar]

holy shit

[little hollow]

Evil hand

[pine beacon]

omg

[strange meadow]

the eye did me in

i had a decent setup too tbh

[halcyon sequoia]

Did you win or lose I can’t tell

[rapid hill]

get some well rest that help too

[halcyon sequoia]

Goober

[strange meadow]

"ganar" is like "to win"

[rapid hill]

Hello

[strange meadow]

plus its green

"ganaste" is "you won!"

[little hollow]

Win

[clever sorrel]

hi brothe

[little hollow]

I was doing for the invisible joker

[halcyon sequoia]

is that Spanish, Portuguese or different Latin language?

Wait, does Portuguese have Latin origins

[little hollow]

Damm what should I do

[halcyon sequoia]

oooooooh banana

[little hollow]

Yeah but chad is chad

Both are good for this run

[halcyon sequoia]

You can keep Chad, but banana will disappear after while

[rapid hill]

How are you doing ?

[little hollow]

I think chad for the card

[halcyon sequoia]

But you can also get Cavendish with that too, which might save you later

yeah, i'd say chad

[pine beacon]

hi guys

im new in this server

[little hollow]

Hi new I’m dad

[strange meadow]

i wanna say spanish

[rapid hill]

Hello, how are you doing ?

[pine beacon]

im fine

but my head hurts

idk

[rapid hill]

Oh get some rest that will help

[pine beacon]

I've been resting for 4 hours

(If my English is bad, it's because I'm using Google Translate.)

[rapid hill]

Did you drink enough water ? Dehydration can be thing too but if it wont stop get some pill on it

[pine beacon]

5 glasses of water all days

[rapid hill]

Thats okay im from Slovakia and barely speak so im on the same level of knowing english

[barren geyser]

I cant

[rapid hill]

Why ? Too much of work ?

[barren geyser]

Uh
Stuff i cant say here
Idk, life's just getting hard

[slim junco]

modded balatro core

[rapid hill]

If I could how much I go through as 14 year old I will end up in mental hospital, life is hard thats no doubt but we still need to keep going

[rapid hill]

Interesting, my mobile will have frames like swiping screenshots 🤣

[livid halo]

[slim junco]

mine too

it takes 20 seconds to load the boss blind cuz of the chicots

[livid halo]

do modded balatro have scores bigger than normal one?

[slim junco]

yep

talisman

[rapid hill]

If you want to speak about something just send me a message.

[barren geyser]

Maybe one day

[rapid hill]

Okay im free mostly so thats no problem

[frank mica]

Does anyone know how to fix this glitch where the spectral cards don’t show up?

[spring wave]

restart

[mild swallow]

You have to restart vro

[carmine olive]

they scammed you brah

[frank mica]

You mean refresh the game or throw the run away?

Since I’ve refreshed the game lots of times

[mild swallow]

Throw away

I had it once

[frank mica]

But it was gonna be a guaranteed win 😭

[mellow bay]

eso tilin

[mild swallow]

Ye
I know the pain
I had deck fixed by 6ante and got this glitch at ante 7

[carmine olive]

I mean

I'm are tarot's card appearing?

[mellow bay]

i like the world

[carmine olive]

you could try getting spectral cards from there

[cold merlin]

Yeah my builds are a bit lopsided... 13 decks at golden already, and only just now I did a straight build for the first time on green stake for 14th deck

[mellow bay]

is the best card

[frank mica]

I’ve tried selling all the jokers to maybe get the save to adjust or something and it just brings them back every time

[mellow bay]

you just make remenber a build that is full doble par

[frank mica]

Sad to lose the black deck win

[mellow bay]

i remenber i have with that hand doble par lvl36

[vivid palm]

im feeling like i should probably poop

but im not home

so ill play balatro

[little hollow]

Yeah this combo is pretty funny

[strong stag]

guys which should i pick?

[little hollow]

Sock and buskin

You need points

Try to play flush or full house either

[frank mica]

Mwhahaha I won this time I finally got over the grief of losing that run

This was a much closer game though

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[frank mica]

Wow I never would have guessed

[broken vine]

Hey which one should I pick?

[alpine orbit]

bones

[grim mist]

this wasn't even from ai btw

regular google gave me this answer, not google ai

it's also an entire game apparently

[shy dove]

thats is quite literally the ai overview

[alpine orbit]

ai hallucination ahhh

[frigid shale]

chatgpt plays balatro

[trail spoke]

my polychrome eternal hanging chad was destroyed by madness

[valid badge]

Add skibi the rock meme gyatt ohio sussy baka tower mewing god gigachad sigma as new boss

Pls

[light hare]

latro

[sharp hearth]

Hey I need help does anyone have tips to beat gold stake checkered decks if not good joker synergy’s for late game

Im trying to get better

[austere stag]

i came to talk about the dl2 crossover, found 2 peak memes instead

[past plinth]

hello i don t understand how to unlock "Destination Moon" i think in english

[barren geyser]

WAS THAT THE JOKER OF 87?

[wide mica]

I DISCOVERED THE FORMULA TO CALCULATE HOW MUCH XMULT YOU GET FROM PHOTOCHAD

P IS PHOTO, H IS CHAD

I SPENT LITERALLY 3 NIGHTS ON THIS

[barren geyser]

AH MATH
(also really impressive, congrats)

[wide mica]

"why +h" because then it would unbalance given there was 1 hanging chad and no photographs

And also because P(2,3) > P(3,2)

Statistically speaking more hanging chads = more score

This is why it took me 3 nights because i kept wondering what made more hanging chads give more score

[hoary grail]

Epic game

[slim junco]

Now include the hand levels, if there's glass and/or red seal

[umbral vector]

Balatro Balatrez

[torn thistle]

run ruiner

[autumn lynx]

Is this enough negatives??

[barren geyser]

No
Get more 15 negatives

[slim junco]

The formula is really simple though, its 2^(triggers * effects)
So 2^((1+2C)*P))
Then simplifying
2^(P+2PC)

[autumn lynx]

Aight bet

[barren geyser]

Goog luck

[autumn lynx]

Pray for me

[slim junco]

The bias goes for photos actually, this is wrong

#Photo >= #Chad

Is optimal

[stable isle]

base mult * (2 ^ 3) assuming no other +mult

[stuck grotto]

Implies 0 hanging chads gives 2^0 score

[slim junco]

Well thats not wrong

[sonic juniper]

God, I fucking hope one day we see a senator playing Balatro while waiting for stuff to happen.

[sonic juniper]

THAT STILL COUNTS AS ONE.

[stuck grotto]

anything ^0 is 1

photograph does not give x1 mult

[sonic juniper]

2^0 is one.

[stable isle]

yes

but the problem with that is that it equals 1

and since it equals 1, that implies no xmult afterwards

[smoky prawn]

guys we should appreciate the original creator of balatro: cornelius balatrius

[slim junco]

You mean photo?

Cause yeah their formula is wrong

[stable isle]

you were close, but it is actually 2^(2ph + p), which factors in the first photo trigger THEN the chad triggers

[slim junco]

They just mixed up their chads and photos

[stable isle]

here is the work (I did it on a tissue)

[slim junco]

Nice