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[steady cargo]

I purchased on iOS

I don't want to.

[wild storm]

💔

[nimble scarab]

every time i do a straight build this happens bruh

[untold narwhal]

The humble Shortcut:

[pseudo cave]

[wise plaza]

This game truely hates me, giving me souls when I shouldnt take them

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[tropic shore]

you can get rid of dna at this point

[wise plaza]

I can but not much point my as well do it early skip towards ante 25 and naneinf. Boring but it's an addiction

[little bane]

wait what

[sturdy hollow]

WHEN IS THE NEXT UPDATE COMING !!!

i literally cant wait

[hard gyro]

What if you want to get merry andy and wee

[slim junco]

What if you wanted to Marry Andy and Wee

[hard gyro]

I would be gay and diddy's descendant then.

[little bane]

so if im both i should do that then right?

[hard gyro]

Probably

[little bane]

great

willd o

will do

[hard gyro]

Andy might be ok but wee might cause some problems

So be careful

Man no one will be buying gta 6 because everyone will be busy with 1.1 update for balatro

Gta 6 should be afraid of balatro

[little bane]

god i hate blue stake

[hard gyro]

Don't we all

Wait until you see purple

[little bane]

i have

[hard gyro]

Score scaling has never been quicker

[hard gyro]

Fun fact: there is an Arab card game called ballot

[untold narwhal]

Right now, I should be sleeping, since it's 2:30 AM. Instead, I'm on the patio listening to Lonely Boy by The Black Keys and playing air guitar with my phone, which is showing Pokemon TF (transformation) art. Is this peak masculinity?

[hard gyro]

I don't think masculinity is listening to music and playing air guitar

[untold narwhal]

It is for me, so get Needle'd.

[hard gyro]

I never get needled I may get armed or flinted but never needled

[untold narwhal]

Then get Eyed.

[cobalt wing]

o7

I had negative brainstorm and an eternal blueprint

I picked up noodles at the start of the run and at that point they were at 1.9x

[hard siren]

i hate getting a blueprint in the ante one shop i cry every time

[real grail]

Wait till you get blueprint and brainstorm in the ante one shop

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Thursday, hope you guys have a good one.

[white bison]

Went back after a run to check if the seed had any blueprints. Ante 1 buffoon pack, but ofc i took poly smiley face 🥲

[marsh plume]

so im trying to get crimson bean and i got lucky, hit crimson with these incredible jokers
so here's the dilemma
do i save the negative showman and bean
or blueprint bean
or merry andy bean for the maximum
(or shud i just try and roll for stuntman)

[rancid patio]

where's burglar

[marsh plume]

i can prob get it

this is the shop right into the ante

so i still have this and 2 more shops

[rancid patio]

but how you win?

[wise plaza]

Lol and an ankh to go with

[marsh plume]

i can win with 4 redseal bonus king and a extra 4oak

[rancid patio]

gimme the seed

[marsh plume]

lmao i have not beaten the seed (aka dont have it)

[white bison]

Ankh would've been after a reroll so thankfully i never saw that one 😮‍💨

Wait no it wasnt. I ankhed the smiley face 😭

[wise plaza]

It would be 2nd shop no reroll

[white bison]

Yup

Well. The seed was totally void of mime anyway so not much was lost

Current run mime in 1st shop so hopefully more luck this time

[rancid patio]

i think this seed can naneinf

stfu

[valid badge]

Whats this

Is that a web or smth?

[white bison]

https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/

[valid badge]

Ty

[rancid patio]

plant sucks

[jovial lion]

did you guys know this happens when vampire strips off the stone enchancement

[rancid patio]

should i take ecto?

[shadow canyon]

Should i take DNA so I can pivot to glasses cards later?

[rancid patio]

get rid or photo

[shadow canyon]

Ok makes sense

Should take the

Show man

?

[rancid patio]

no

you buy for what?

[shadow canyon]

Idk 🤷‍♂️

[rancid patio]

should i take ecto?

[iron totem]

Balatro deidad

[rancid patio]

what?

[iron totem]

You're not Spanish, but I am.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

balatro deida

[rancid patio]

deidad=god

[strange spindle]

if 1st ecto yes

[rancid patio]

2nd

[strange spindle]

2nd ecto will decrease too much to be viable

in late antes

[rancid patio]

i dont have blank

the mission is naneinf

[strange spindle]

you can't naneinf until like ante 25 something

[rancid patio]

i want to beat ante 24

need another blue or brain

[strange spindle]

just get blank asap

[rancid patio]

i dont have blank

[strange spindle]

yeah

[rancid patio]

only 4 antes to go

[strange spindle]

what ante u at rn

try to find voucher tags

also set your game speed to 0.5

[rancid patio]

why?

[strange spindle]

if you buy blank fast enough the voucher tag might give you the antimatter

a split second before the voucher tag activates

[brisk zinc]

the one time i actually wish the 2nd soul was a chicot

[rancid patio]

its risky

[strange spindle]

gotta take risks for naneinf bro

[rancid patio]

ok ill try

[strange spindle]

gl bro

[thorny niche]

balatro

[rancid patio]

oh, i realise i have retcon

[edgy heath]

balatro

[brisk zinc]

john jonkler

[edgy heath]

me

[thorny niche]

you can naneinf this, trust

[cobalt wing]

Does anyone know what the optimal joker layout would be

Like how many mimes and barons should be copied

[strange spindle]

copying all barons would be ideal

if its red seal steel kings

[cobalt wing]

Oh

I have just steel

[strange spindle]

oh

then copy 1 to baron and 1 to mine i think

[cobalt wing]

I can’t find a spectral pack for the life of me

[cobalt wing]

Ok

[strange spindle]

spam standard packs

[cobalt wing]

K

[strange spindle]

and then spam strength

[cobalt wing]

Ty

[strange spindle]

it's not ideal but works

[cobalt wing]

Yeah

[strange spindle]

aight gl bro

[cobalt wing]

Nevermind literally just after that blind

[long hedge]

i need erratic deck but i hate orange stake

[strange spindle]

damn bro nice

[long hedge]

the moment i unlock erratic deck im never touching orange stake again

im just spamming checkered deck orange stake praying i get it

[strange spindle]

plasma deck is good bro

if you get good jokers you win the game basically

you can just focus on either just mult or chips and it'll work

[long hedge]

yeah i know

but im not gonna redo all the stakes just for 1 win

highest i have on any other deck is like green i think

not because im shit its just because i play checkered deck a lot

but im starting to hate it with orange stake

i play seeded runs too

[thorny niche]

true

purple is stinky

[long hedge]

i play the insta-perkeo seeds and all kinds and i still lose 😭 im just shit fr

game starting to become not fun because of this grind

i gotta get erratic

erratic seems so fun

[brisk zinc]

erratic makes me reset 800 times before ante 1 small blind until i get a decent deck

[long hedge]

(lowkey just wanna play the 10 of spades seed)

im at the point where im considering downloading a mod to unlock erratic for me 😭

its been almost a week

[brisk zinc]

i mean

you don't need mods

just make a new profile and click the unlock all button

[long hedge]

huh 😭

you gotta be lying

[brisk zinc]

nop

[long hedge]

WHAT I SEE IT

😭

[brisk zinc]

just don't do it on your main profile if you want to unlock everything legit as well

[long hedge]

yeah i wanna get most shit legit

i want all jokers, challenges, stickers, etc. legit

but i just want erratic

i did not know this button existed

[brisk zinc]

wait i reached 50% stake wins yay

didn't even realize

i'm doing erratic blue stake rn

[long hedge]

wait we both are using steammodded does it appear in vanilla

[brisk zinc]

i'm pretty sure it does appear

not 100% sure

[dusky basin]

yes it does <3

[long hedge]

okay cool

[cobalt wing]

The moral of the story is that the psychic sucks

[brisk zinc]

fact

[long hedge]

the psychic post game gotta suck

i always get it like ante 1-3

never any other time

[strange spindle]

its basically a -5 hand size

boss

[cobalt wing]

It only sucks when I need to hold steel kings

[strange spindle]

also didn't you have retcon?

or no

[cobalt wing]

And when I can never draw the red seal

[brisk zinc]

you never get retcon when you actually need it

[cobalt wing]

No

[strange spindle]

rough

[cobalt wing]

I didn’t get offered it

[long hedge]

real 😭

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[long hedge]

now that i have this everything unlocked profile using white stake is so refreshing

i dont have to worry

[brisk zinc]

i still play a lot of white stake even tho i have a bunch of stuff left to unlock

it's just chill

[long hedge]

its like a weight lifted off of my chest 😭

(probably because ive only been playing for a good 3 weeks)

[daring blade]

So Yorick is based on the jester from Hamlet by Shakespeare right? Is his ability like based on something from the character in the book or something?

[long hedge]

yeah

[brisk zinc]

he died at 23 afaik

[daring blade]

how is discarding the cards related to his character im genuinely curious

[daring blade]

oh thats all?? Nothing about the discarding connected to his char or sum

[brisk zinc]

that's what i've heard but i got no sources

[daring blade]

damn ight, ty all

[long hedge]

i need to play more anaglyph deck

maybe i should beat orange stake on anaglyph

i just wanna gain a shit ton of double tags and spend it all on negatives

[brisk zinc]

what do i do with all these

[long hedge]

flush five 🔥

[brisk zinc]

yea but like

need xmult and shi

[long hedge]

hmm well

[brisk zinc]

there's no photochad for aces

[long hedge]

oh wait

scholar and hanging chad works good

i got one of my first wins with those

[brisk zinc]

i have scholar

[wise plaza]

These negative showman and sixth sense

[brisk zinc]

waiting for chad

[long hedge]

• si[ermpva

shit my spelling

• supernova

[brisk zinc]

i also have blueprint

and perkeo and dna

flush five gets me 46660 score rn

not nearly enough for blue steak

oh ok i found telescope lets go

[plucky galleon]

Good synergy?

[brisk zinc]

💰

if you find a vampire take it immediately

[long hedge]

real and drivers license

[wise plaza]

This boss is going to be the end of what looked like a fun run, gunna need to load up some glass

[long hedge]

UH OH

[brisk zinc]

plant comes for us all

[plucky galleon]

I can't reach naneinf

[brisk zinc]

give me a lucky cat and oops right now

[terse lichen]

Mmm.. nah

[long hedge]

i love that joker mod that shows what the hand will give

whats it called

[terse lichen]

Think you need perkeo to call it a good synergy

[brisk zinc]

jokerdisplay

[long hedge]

okay

[brisk zinc]

guys i got an observatory

i ujst need one eris now and we laughing

since i have bp perkeo

[white bison]

Day 4 going for unseeded naneinf. Anything but a baron 🥲

[brisk zinc]

i got an eris

lfg

[twilit veldt]

hm

[long hedge]

with the freedom of being able to do whatever i want ive come up with this

[thorny niche]

that’s a setup

[long hedge]

i just play full houses

my erratic came with like 10 aces and queens

[brisk zinc]

i got ANOTHER perkeo from invis joker

[long hedge]

peak

[brisk zinc]

i get +3 eris cards every round now and i have observatory

easiest blue stake of all time

[long hedge]

okay yall i died 😭

half my deck was clubs and i came across the club

[brisk zinc]

oh shit

you just made me realize i haven't seen the club yet

and this is my deck 😭

[long hedge]

oh it might be over for you if you find that

[brisk zinc]

actually it might not matter since i get my xmult from observatory

SEE???

i summoned the club by saying i haven't seen it yet

[long hedge]

still win anyways 💪🏼

[brisk zinc]

now i just want a lucky cat tbh

[thorny niche]

naneinf 🗣️

[brisk zinc]

doubt that

[thorny niche]

infenan 🗣️

[brisk zinc]

blue stake scales too fast for me to keep up i think

[edgy lake]

What joker is this

[brisk zinc]

JD Vance (the J stands for Jimbo)

[edgy lake]

I got one holographic

It says it gives x1000000 mult if you play a pair of jacks

[long hedge]

current build for 10 of spades deck

[white bison]

Gg. Even got antimatter at the end but baron was nowhere to be seen

[long hedge]

earning 55k from 1 hand

peak

[brisk zinc]

scholar think he on the team 😭

i died

best hand was e19

massive pb on unseeded

[alpine orbit]

scholar synergy

+20 chips

[brisk zinc]

+100 chips +20 mult

helps so much when the planet cards give me x4.770574166×10¹² xmult

[alpine orbit]

yesssss

[agile zenith]

I came prepared

[brisk zinc]

WHAT

literally next run

perkeo want me fr

[agile zenith]

Perkeo!!!!!

I lovr perkeo bcs out of all the legendary jokers he seems the happiest

So called 1 in 7

[patent flame]

When u realize all jesters are manically insane

[livid basin]

i hate the green deck so much

[patent flame]

Valid

[livid basin]

it hurts me

[agile zenith]

Chat should i take the ecto?

[brisk zinc]

chat can i get the plant again if i saw it but rerolled away from it?

i mean if i reroll again now

[tawny pasture]

you wont see the plant again until you reroll through all other bosses at least once i believe

[brisk zinc]

oh ty

glass card moment

oh shit what do i sell

bussin or photo

or chad

[steel fiber]

hmmm... well, chad and photo go really well together... obviously don't sell perkeo... damn this is tough

[brisk zinc]

i'm playing glass king flush fives if that helps

i guess buskin is necessary since it retriggers every glass king

[steel fiber]

OH YEAH so definitely keep buskin

[vague pilot]

The banana has to go

[brisk zinc]

it's negative

[steel fiber]

yeaaaahhhh

[brisk zinc]

selling it doesn't give me a slot

[vague pilot]

Dang

[brisk zinc]

chad or photo has to go

i think photo

since glass gives x2 anyway

and chad retriggers it twice

[vague pilot]

You need mult

[brisk zinc]

i'm playing glass cards

[vague pilot]

Oh

[brisk zinc]

face glass cards with buskin

[vague pilot]

Yeah kill photo

[brisk zinc]

🔫

[vague pilot]

Or how about this

Next round

[steel fiber]

buskin goes crazy with glass

[brisk zinc]

okay i got e11 at least

good enough for me

[vague pilot]

What ante are you on

[brisk zinc]

12 now

[vague pilot]

So ypu are facing the billions.

[brisk zinc]

yea boss blind is a bit over a billion

i think i'll die on ante 13

if only the aura gave poly instead of foil ☹️

wait

i might run out of deck before i die to scoring

[vague pilot]

Hmmm

[brisk zinc]

XD

[vague pilot]

What are you copying with the perkeo

[brisk zinc]

death

didn't get anything better

[vague pilot]

Hmmmm

What deck are you on?

Is it ghost?

[brisk zinc]

blue

[vague pilot]

Dang

[brisk zinc]

i'm just doing every deck in order to get higher stakes on all of them

[vague pilot]

Alright

[brisk zinc]

because i want at least c+ one day

[vague pilot]

Nice

But this is tough

[brisk zinc]

found a glass joker on ante 13 are you serious

would've helped an hour ago

[vague pilot]

Try to get more non glass cards

And death em

[brisk zinc]

nah it's too late

well maybe not but i don't care

i'd rather do the funny

[vague pilot]

Nuh uh

Live

[brisk zinc]

i already got my best run of all time right before this one

by far

[vague pilot]

Get to ante 39

[brisk zinc]

waaaaaaaaaaay too late for that sorry

[vague pilot]

Nuh uh

Maybe you get super lucky

And you win like the Chad ypu are

[brisk zinc]

mate i'm literally not trying to win anymore

i'll just see how far i get

[vague pilot]

Oh

Ight then peace

[brisk zinc]

as i said i already got my best run of all time today so i'm just chilling now

wait

dna in shop

maybe i can take this a bit further

but idk what to sell now

🫡

[plucky galleon]

Xd

[coral pebble]

My first victory

I'm still a noob so yea

[brisk zinc]

nice!

[white pulsar]

congrats

[shadow skiff]

so i found a new thing to do

look up a non existant joker on google and see what the AI spits out

[glossy trench]

Anybody got any tips for bluestake?

[balmy flare]

1 out of a balatrillion

have fun with the grind

[coral pebble]

If I even make it past ante 9 😭🙏

[shy dove]

awesome result

[shy dove]

pairs

pairs are your best friend now lol

[sullen socket]

WHAT.

What are the odds of that?

[turbid ermine]

Not high

[sullen socket]

I guessed

Also I'm assuming unseeded is that correct?

[turbid ermine]

I used brainstorm, this seed can not be naturally gotten (or at least the showman)

[rancid patio]

omg the rescue

[balmy flare]

Don’t pairs fucking suck

[sullen socket]

Like there's variance grim seed to seed?

[turbid ermine]

The 3 souls come in the very first skip on ante 1, you can’t get a snowman before that

[rancid patio]

wait I can get crimson bean bug?

[sullen socket]

Oh okay

[shy dove]

pairs are strong

[turbid ermine]

If I did my math correctly, it’s about a 0.03% chance to get 3 souls in one pack, rounded up

[shy dove]

fun fact! in terms of chip scaling, pairs actually scale just as fast as flushes

[sullen socket]

Yeah

[balmy flare]

Toxic high card main gets HUMBLED by silent pair enjoyer

[balmy flare]

Huh that’s interesting actually

[rancid patio]

1 multi is crazy

[balmy flare]

I’m not a huge Balatro nerd, o really enjoy the game but I’m shit at it

9 wins I think ohohoho

[lavish marsh]

I think I’m going to be fine with Econ this game lol

Nevermind run dead (my next few shops gave me nothing but Econ so I had no scoring

[glad oriole]

people will say showman is good and then this is their evidence

[plucky galleon]

Seed?

[turbid ermine]

Even if you had the seed, you still wouldn’t be able to get it

[livid basin]

the green deck is so fucking ass holy shit

[turbid ermine]

After redoing the math, I got 1 in 3,715,000.

That’s the chance of getting this

[grim mist]

balatro is so cool i wish poker was real

[rancid patio]

why i get 7/10 joker slot?

[dense pike]

How?

[livid basin]

negative

[rancid patio]

you can see only 2 negative

[livid basin]

black deck

and the voucher

[rancid patio]

only 9

[livid basin]

and the voucher

[rancid patio]

7+2=9 not 10

[livid basin]

6 with black deck

7 with voucher

hm

thats weird

[turbid ermine]

It could be modded

[livid basin]

most likely

[rancid patio]

i only use talisman

[tranquil oak]

This is one of the most beautiful nat negatives I’ve come across

Mail in rebate won’t leave me alone

[turbid ermine]

Let me think

I don’t know

[glad oriole]

sorcery

[livid basin]

we need to murder the green deck

[dreamy eagle]

Hello chat

[rancid patio]

free 3 joker slot+ crimson bean

[livid basin]

?

[rancid patio]

next boss is crimson heart bro

[livid basin]

ok

[rancid patio]

oh i know why

[livid basin]

why

[rancid patio]

yep, you dont know isold 3 negative joker

[livid basin]

ok

[rancid patio]

but i buy this 3 without mod

so when i turn on mod

they thought thiss iss normal normal joker

[livid basin]

good for you

[rancid patio]

goood trick

[rancid patio]

thx

[sharp tide]

Just beat painted deck on gold stake, all it took was my parents fighting in the background

[livid basin]

i hate the green deck

[sharp tide]

That's cool

[plain vortex]

Anyone wanna play vanilla Balatro with me (new profile)

Dm me

[livid basin]

gets 2 oops all sixes
opens 50 tarot packs
not a SINGLE lucky card
loose

[brisk zinc]

forklift certified jimbo

[brisk zinc]

i'm the opposite
i can have a full deck of lucky cards and not see a single oops in the whole run

[livid basin]

its all the green decks fault

i hate it so much

[brisk zinc]

oh yea green is annoying

tho i do like that i don't need to save up money to benefit from interest

since there is no interest

[livid basin]

i hate that

i get no money

[brisk zinc]

econ jokers are great on green

honestly rebate is broken on any deck

[livid basin]

not when i cant get any in the shop

my luck is so horrible

[brisk zinc]

well that's balatro for you

[livid basin]

i kinda hate how luck based it is sometimes

[brisk zinc]

yeah agreed

but it makes great runs feel even more rewarding and fun

[livid basin]

sure but it feels like im never able to get them

[plain vortex]

I can’t even get past black stake lmao

[livid basin]

im on green deck black stake

[brisk zinc]

i have 195 hours and 114 wins

[plain vortex]

Idek how much time

[brisk zinc]

well i have more than that but it's untracked since i had a pirated version before steam

195 hours is steam time

[brisk zinc]

always sell the summit in this scenario

you already know

also get the bluestorm mod

[livid basin]

bluestorm?

[brisk zinc]

gay little brainstorm

[livid basin]

baron

[brisk zinc]

fuck i wanna play balatro now

nobody stopping me

[livid basin]

146 mult from four kings on level 1 high card

[brisk zinc]

🔥

imma do my last remaining green stake

abandoned deck

i hate abandoned deck

actually astronomer is good if i find a constellation

[plain vortex]

I play mobile

[brisk zinc]

ah

[plain vortex]

I’m kinda shit

[brisk zinc]

nah i don't think so

and you always get better by playing more

[plain vortex]

Eh

[brisk zinc]

trust me i was very shit at first

[glad oriole]

mid

[brisk zinc]

after 200+ hours i kinda know what i'm doing

it's one of those games where you just have to figure out what works and when

[plain vortex]

Idk

[brisk zinc]

you will never guess what i just found :D

[plain vortex]

A job!!!

[sharp tide]

Satellite?

[plain vortex]

[brisk zinc]

hell nah

[livid basin]

if it wins my run i dont care

[brisk zinc]

don't say swears

[brisk zinc]

constellation

infinite xmult for free with astronomer :D

[sharp tide]

Yayy

Honestly though astronomer is good support even with no direct synergies

[brisk zinc]

yeah

[plain vortex]

You’ll never guess what I found

[glad oriole]

the problem is that baron doesnt do that

[glad oriole]

:p

[plain vortex]

Lmao

[glad oriole]

my beloved

[livid basin]

baron is doing that right now

[glad oriole]

maybe

[glad oriole]

but what about later

gah

[livid basin]

4 mill

[patent flame]

It's ass

[glad oriole]

why do you have stm

[livid basin]

because i need it

sometimes i get unlucky and draw 2 kings

[glad oriole]

0 queens in hand

[livid basin]

im working on it

[glad oriole]

very needed

[livid basin]

i needed it before

[patent flame]

Also u have enough base mult

[glad oriole]

the kings are worth more mult with 3 barons brah

[livid basin]

its for temperance

[glad oriole]

stm is unecessary

[glad oriole]

2 dollaar

poggies

[livid basin]

why sell it?

[patent flame]

2$ temperance value

Smartest black stake hardstuck

[livid basin]

there is no point in selling it

im on the green deck

[patent flame]

11 mult to be multiplied by 1.5^8x is already magnificent

[glad oriole]

i mean you could find one of many jokers that would be more helpful and then sell it

[patent flame]

There's no reason to get more flat kult

[livid basin]

but i havent

[patent flame]

U are far into the run

[livid basin]

thats the thing

[patent flame]

Whatever bro just get planted u do u

[livid basin]

i will sell it when i find a better thing

[glad oriole]

golden joker is better

[patent flame]

🙄

[livid basin]

stm value

now

triboulet

[patent flame]

Sell

U are holding kings in hand not playing them

[hard gyro]

You really don't need hallucination

[livid basin]

i sold that

then sold stm for the stake

thing

boss

[hard gyro]

What was the soul

[livid basin]

triboulet

[hard gyro]

Cool

[glad oriole]

pivot

frfr

nvm baron is etornel

[hard gyro]

Big ass lips

[livid basin]

i already won

[hard gyro]

All the jokers have big ass lips

They would smooch you to death

[brisk zinc]

are you fucking

i got trib on abandoned deck

[glad oriole]

best way to die

[brisk zinc]

temperance value 😂👌

[hard gyro]

Not anyone currently I welcome any volunteers tho

[livid basin]

now im just doing it to piss you guys off

[glad oriole]

ooo im so pissed

my anger is immeasurable

[hard gyro]

What's your econ

[livid basin]

prayers

gold cards

[hard gyro]

Get wraith

It's a blueprint

[livid basin]

antimatter

[hard gyro]

Wraith= blueprint

Trust me

[patent flame]

Are u deaduhh doing endless in black stake rn 😂

[livid basin]

bruepirnt

[tranquil oak]

Is there a way to like open a ticket or get a mods attention?

[brisk zinc]

we do endless on every single run

who doesn't

[hard gyro]

That doesn't look like a black sticker

[patent flame]

I don't cuz it's waste of time 🙄

[brisk zinc]

the entire game is a waste of time

what's your point

[glad oriole]

me

[livid basin]

watch me get mime

[brisk zinc]

endless is fun and i play games to have fun

[glad oriole]

endless is gay and boring

[patent flame]

Endmid

[brisk zinc]

you're gay

[livid basin]

same

[glad oriole]

yeah

[brisk zinc]

wow me too

[patent flame]

[glad oriole]

wowie zowie

[hard gyro]

That's true you are just messing up your deck by adding more cards or destroying cards and getting some cheat cards to help you score more or modify your deck more

All just to get a certain score

[brisk zinc]

all day fucking busy only get few money

[hard gyro]

Paycheck to paycheck?

[dry briar]

unless you are roffle

[brisk zinc]

well yea if you make money from it

that's different

[hard gyro]

How long do you think balatro is gonna be trending for?

[patent flame]

Hes spending his time listening to half of his stupid fans everyday

[dry briar]

and he loves it

[brisk zinc]

he makes a fuckton of money playing a video game

[dry briar]

thats why he keeps doing it

[patent flame]

Yea

[brisk zinc]

literally who wouldn't want that

[patent flame]

I remember him crashing out though

[dry briar]

Awhat

[hard gyro]

All gaming youtubers are the same

[brisk zinc]

that's just untrue

[sharp tide]

Ngl I don't know how roffle is so popular

[livid basin]

balatro

[dry briar]

only if you ssuucceedd

[brisk zinc]

he was among the first balatro youtubers who knew how to play decently well

[livid basin]

can you guys summon me a mime

[hard gyro]

Well he started his channel way before balatro I think balatro only made him blow up for some reason.

[brisk zinc]

sure

[livid basin]

no mime

[sharp tide]

He makes videos that are as long as full-length movies and has little to no entertaining commentary and is kind of a jerk to his chatters

[hard gyro]

You will never find it

Get seed money tho

[livid basin]

green deck in question

[hard gyro]

Oh

[dry briar]

you think so?

[sharp tide]

I do think so

[dry briar]

i have seen his full vids and he seems chill to me

[hard gyro]

Is money green?

[brisk zinc]

not always

[sullen socket]

True

[hard gyro]

Yeah that's true

[brisk zinc]

what color is the money on your bank account

[dry briar]

red

[hard gyro]

Black

Just numbers

Irl econ isnt doing me too well

[brisk zinc]

same

[livid basin]

next one

[hard gyro]

I am on the brink of being homeless

[brisk zinc]

i'm not quite there yet

[livid basin]

😭

[hard gyro]

Black deck on black stake

[dry briar]

you added too many cards for xmult

[livid basin]

yeah'

[sharp tide]

Like, I remember someone said 'just believe in the heart of the cards' and he said something like "the heart of the cards does not matter. We are scoring several magnitudes below the required amount and there is nothing we could possibly do to win'. And in general, whenever someone suggests something slightly suboptimal he shuts them down really coldly

[dry briar]

now you the consequences

[hard gyro]

I hope you get armed

And flinted right after

[dry briar]

im poor

not worth the time

[hard gyro]

So you didn't buy Balatro?

[near yew]

what am i cooking

[dry briar]

havent yet

[near yew]

two pairs

[dry briar]

i really wanna update it

[hard gyro]

I am calling the fbi on you

[glossy dawn]

=)))

[wanton steeple]

Any tips on C++

[dry briar]

i have no moneys yet

:c

[wanton steeple]

Everything I try

[hard gyro]

No

[wanton steeple]

Seems like RNG purposely never gives me anything to go with that I need

[brisk zinc]

read the documentation and do small projects for practice

[wanton steeple]

Like no joke had a high card stone build going 20 stone cards only drew 1 and lost

On plasma with hanging chad

[hard gyro]

Same I had to endure hunger just to buy Balatro because my currency is so freaking bizarre that 10$ is the equivalent of two work days

Was worth it tho

[sharp tide]

I legitimately don't believe you

[wanton steeple]

I should have screen shot it

[hard gyro]

Since it makes my Google play acc all the more valuable

May sell it in the future

[wanton steeple]

It was unbelievable bullshit

[sharp tide]

No, I mean seriously

With all your discards and hands you only drew one

[wanton steeple]

Ok believe what you want

[hard gyro]

So you weren't joking?

Damn

[sharp tide]

Also for gold stake just play pairs

[hard gyro]

Tooth pairs?

[sharp tide]

You can brute force pairs and win a decent amount of the time

In my experience

[hard gyro]

Why would you brute force just ask for consent

[wanton steeple]

I've tried always get the arm or the eye

And it kills the run

Because get it so early no time to have enough lvls or a decent jokers

Every C++ run I've been doing so far feels like I'm losing because 1 puzzle piece never comes when it's needed the most

[tranquil oak]

@cyan solstice @plain wave any chance you guys could give out a warning or 2 for people breaking rule 3 of the server?

Couple people here are quite toxic

Not in this channel but #🕹・game-discussion

[pseudo cave]

Those who know....

[dry briar]

[near yew]

gusy do you have to unlock spare trousers

[orchid raft]

I just won with obelisk and castle, im so happy rn

[patent flame]

Good build

[plain vortex]

Yay

New account btw

[jolly talon]

Rals..mmtemi....

How fat is your obelisk btw

[fleet jasper]

what a way to describe it

[plain vortex]

We have photochad at home

[orchid raft]

and castle with +306 chips

[hard gyro]

You are on white stake bro it's not that hard

[plain vortex]

I know-

[jolly talon]

Woahhh that's pretty beeg

[plain vortex]

Chill

[jolly talon]

Good job

[hard gyro]

One mistake and it gets reset

[jolly talon]

But like

[orchid raft]

Thank you so much

[orchid raft]

lit

[jolly talon]

How are you gonna keep the obelisk up

Eventually it's just gonna reset

[hard gyro]

Burglar more hands to play

[jolly talon]

No. Lol. I'm talking about poker hands

[orchid raft]

that´s the answer, you dont XDDDDD

I only want to have the sticker for obelisk

and castle tho

i hate those cards

[hard gyro]

That's what i mean you get more hands to play poker hands for your heart's content even if it resets you can still come back

[jolly talon]

Welp, at least you beat ante 8 with it!!

[jolly talon]

Why castle?

It's awesome imo

It just needs to be picked early

[hard gyro]

Sounds like a worse version of madness

[orchid raft]

I found it kind of weird, I never actually gave it a shot

[jolly talon]

It's good at all difficulties unlike madness

Madness is better at black stake and above

[jolly talon]

You really should with plasma deck!!

[hard gyro]

You can solo stakes before black with just madness lol

[jolly talon]

Alongside stone joker

[shy dove]

why not obelisk its so good

[jolly talon]

That's just praying for an early madness, especially with a hex

[orchid raft]

Yea but not in my run

[hard gyro]

Any antes before black are not a problem at all

Score doesn't scale as fast as other stakes

[orchid raft]

The max hand I have it´s in twelve

[plain vortex]

I hate black stake

[hard gyro]

Green stake score scaling is a joke imo

[plain vortex]

😭

[tranquil oak]

It’s available from the start

[near yew]

i lost anywya

[hard gyro]

Game only starts getting hard from blue and so on

[tranquil oak]

Blue is where I personally start having issues

[near yew]

this run was absolute ass

black stake is fun

[tranquil oak]

Only 2 discards is a big leap in difficulty

[plain vortex]

Yeah

I haven’t gotten there yet-

[hard gyro]

Black stake is more of an upside more than a downside

[jolly talon]

Did you get trousers

[hard gyro]

Eternal can be very helpful with the right jokers

[near yew]

no

[plain vortex]

True

[hard gyro]

I despise gold stake and orange

[tranquil oak]

Eternal madness early is kind of autowin

[jolly talon]

Anyway, does anyone know how to get to 400 dollars? I wanna get the satellite joker since I unlocked astronomy joker

[hard gyro]

Me too bro

The challenge sadly doesn't count

[jolly talon]

Unfortunate. I think you maybe have to play double pair the most, no?

Idk

[hard gyro]

The rich get richer

[tranquil oak]

I had a good money printing setup yesterday but it won’t be easy to get the pieces for it

[sullen socket]

I used anaglyph deck and skipped for money for satellite

[tranquil oak]

You need midas mask, golden ticket and retriggering jokers

Can get to $400 fast at least

[hard gyro]

You don't always get the jokers you want tho

[tranquil oak]

Ofc

[hard gyro]

I found all the legendaries and I still NEVER found stone joker

[tranquil oak]

Stone Joker rarely shows up for me as well

Steel and glass too

Makes sense though

[hard gyro]

I need him for my collection

I got the steel and glass but never stone

[jolly talon]

You probably need a marble joker to increase the odds of getting him

That's how I usually get him

And for the sake of set up

[hard gyro]

Stone joker starts appearing when you have at least one stone card in your deck so it's basic rng

[jolly talon]

Yea I know but feels like marble joker improves the chances 2 fold

[hard gyro]

Increasing stone cards doesn't increase the chance in anyway

[jolly talon]

It's like how getting a photograph means you're gonna get a chad

[hard gyro]

Just like steel and glass I find steel joker right I after I make a steel card

[hard gyro]

That's not always the case honestly

[brisk zinc]

i'm so fucking dumb

[hard gyro]

Why

[brisk zinc]

200 hours of balatro and only now i realize that the first letters in each entry in to-do list spells the word "joker"

[plain vortex]

What’s your opinion on swashbuckler + egg

[hard gyro]

Damn

[tranquil oak]

Glass was the last joker I unlocked

[hard gyro]

I have realized that way eariler

[brisk zinc]

well i'm a slow person

and never use that joker tbf

[hard gyro]

Don't be sad

[brisk zinc]

rebate is the goat money joker

[jolly talon]

Honestly, the joker designs are so peak

[brisk zinc]

for real

[hard gyro]

It's actually op

[jolly talon]

Face card (esp with hanging chas or a retrigger)>>>

[hard gyro]

I tried using it in one of my rhns

[brisk zinc]

no i mean jokers that are strictly money makers

[hard gyro]

I think reserved parking is the most garbage econ joker

[brisk zinc]

rebate is the goat in that

[jolly talon]

Yah like how I thought hanging Chad was a reference to the hanging man but rather a reference to how there are holes that don't get punched in all the way (hence called, hanging chad)

[brisk zinc]

it can be good in situations where you have a majority of face cards in your deck but def not in early-earlymid game

[jolly talon]

Ya i meant business card

[brisk zinc]

oh yea

that's a good one too

[hard gyro]

Which makes it trash since it's a common card it's supposed to carry you in early and midgame not late game

[brisk zinc]

and with oops it's a 2 in 2 chance

i guess

but

pareidolia

that's my counterargument

[jolly talon]

I almost never get oops since it rarely appears in my runs and only works with some cards

[jolly talon]

It's awesome!! I lovee paredolia

Too bad plant exists

And face cards being drawn down

[hard gyro]

Pareidolia is actually pretty great

[brisk zinc]

i get oops whenever i have more than 1 luck based jokers or multiple lucky cards

[jolly talon]

Forgot the name

[brisk zinc]

mark

sometimes you have to sell pareidolia for bosses but it's usually good for a few antes at least

[jolly talon]

Idk if hack and sock and buskin works together if there's a paredolia

[hard gyro]

Btw fun fact shortcut joker has a subtle joker face in it's design that's hard to see

If you can see it you can see it

[jolly talon]

Tried to look for it. Couldn't find it

[hard gyro]

It's very subtle

[brisk zinc]

tell me where the left eye is

i'll figure it out from that

[hard gyro]

It doesn't have eyes

[brisk zinc]

oh

[hard gyro]

Just the hat and the smile

You can look up the wiki

Btw why does sixth sense look evil

He doesn't look anything like the usual jimbo

[brisk zinc]

he is evil

[hard gyro]

I think jimbo might a demi god who created multiple versions of himself in the form of cards just to mess with the player

[brisk zinc]

canonically kills people

if a six is a person

[hard gyro]

It's like flumpty bumpty from the one night at flumpty's game

In the third game flumpty created multiple versions of himself to kill the player

One being a shadow the other being a spider etc...

[shrewd python]

[compact shuttle]

(I was gonna shoot it back but sure that works )

[solar minnow]

heartbreak 💔

didnt even get to use the 3rd hearthstone yet

and the blind before i rerolled was the plant... 😴

[brisk zinc]

can i get 200 today

[solar minnow]

the day is long

[brisk zinc]

please don't make me get a job

i actually can't get 200 today because it's 8pm here

[solar minnow]

oh wait same

[hard gyro]

Nope you will fall asleep

[brisk zinc]

nah

[hard gyro]

Is it 8:11?

[brisk zinc]

yes

same time zone :D

[hard gyro]

Same time zone

[urban galleon]

Wait so is there a new update soon? Heard there’s a twitch rivals today was wondering if its promoting an update or something

[brisk zinc]

yea 1.1 is in the making

[urban galleon]

Do we know if we will see it in the twitch rivals?

Or is it just on the same patch

[hard gyro]

What's twitch rivals?

I feel old for not using twitch neither tiktok

I just can't stand live streams I love short vids

[urban galleon]

It’s like a big event that twitch sponsors (i think?) with a bunch of streamers

Usually a tournament type

[hard gyro]

What does balatro have to do with it

Balatro isn't fortnite

[tame cedar]

Someone gotta remind me to never ouija

[edgy heath]

balatro

[brisk zinc]

invisible joker paid back for being so shitty yesterday

[hard gyro]

So funny

[brisk zinc]

i'm glad the xmult carries over to copies

[digital basin]

is balatro on sale? my steam isn't working

[hard gyro]

Double dead guy

Interesting

[brisk zinc]

yea i think the run has been won

god i love white stake

[hard gyro]

You think?

I doubt it

[edgy heath]

I know thanks

[brisk zinc]

i got a dna

unloseable

[brisk zinc]

only 3 left

4 tags and 4 vouchers too and then i have a 100% collection

[tranquil oak]

Which 3?

[brisk zinc]

seeing double, hit the road and uhhhhhhhhhhh

not even sure

oh right

merry andy

that's gonna be the hardest one for sure

[tranquil oak]

Do it on anaglyph deck with throwback

[brisk zinc]

i did the 18 round one on that

i know the strat

it's still hard

[tranquil oak]

I beat a gold stake run on round 11

Was not that hard

[brisk zinc]

cool

[tranquil oak]

Just needed good rng

2 throwbacks at like 4.5x mult each was enough

Probably just stacked nothing but x mult ngl

[hasty echo]

??????? bro I'm stuck

[brisk zinc]

have you tried alt f4

[hasty echo]

im on mobile

[brisk zinc]

oh

[rose verge]

hallo

[brisk zinc]

sup

[hasty echo]

yeaa I even force stopped the app It's stuck 🥀

[rose fog]

Is there VC?

[sullen socket]

OH NOOOOOO

[rose verge]

do you guys/women have a tip on how to beat the black deck?

[brisk zinc]

there is no vc on this server

[rose fog]

Rip

[sullen socket]

I just played out every run going to God I would get a good joker

[brisk zinc]

try to build a strong hand so that you need fewer

also abuse the extra joker slot

[sullen socket]

Get your Econ under control early

[brisk zinc]

that too

[slim junco]

Hello

[brisk zinc]

hi

[sullen socket]

Hiii :D

[rose verge]

thanks!!!

[sullen socket]

Np

[patent flame]

Mythical pull

[sullen socket]

Jesus

[brisk zinc]

the photographene and chaddington

[sullen socket]

I've had that happen on hack runs where I already got idol online 😭

It was pain

[harsh moss]

oh god

[sullen socket]

Like why does it never happen on gold stake when it would actually matter 😔

[hasty echo]

the runs cooked chat

[slim junco]

Bro STARTED with that

[harsh moss]

gg

[slim junco]

Oh wait it wasn't a new run

Lol

[polar pond]

At least it was only ante 4

[hasty echo]

I couldve WIN it

on blue stake

[polar pond]

Sure losing a Yorick run to a glitch sucks but there's always next run

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it🙈

[slim junco]

I'm starting my first ever cryptid run (with extra credit and paper back) wish me luck 😄

[old pollen]

How it feels to get the soul card and it turns out to be Chicot