🎙・server-chat

[torn willow]

i mean your fault for using double pair 25 times instead of going for a full house

[lean trench]

Eternal matador is insane

[thick lance]

I had my revenge and beat him.

[lean trench]

God bless you

[tranquil oak]

I have baseball card

Needed an uncommon

[thick lance]

but this one arrived 😭

[tranquil oak]

But I do like matador quite a bit in general

[lean trench]

First time matador is actually useful ever?

[hazy field]

why not 3

[dense drift]

I don’t want three

[tranquil oak]

Nah, I farmed a ton of money with him in another run the other day

[wintry patrol]

i’m ngl i do this but only because i really like cloud 9
as in if i’m building 4oak i tend to gravitate towards 9s lol

[hazy field]

why not

[tranquil oak]

$32 each from the first 3 ante bosses

[dense drift]

Because one is good enough for me

[lean trench]

I mean all youve got is dusk tho for retriggers and stuff

[wintry patrol]

the thing with cloud 9 is it immediately gives your build a ton of power if you find it and already have 9s

[tranquil oak]

The pillar and the psychic are free money with matador

[lean trench]

And dusk kinda BLOWS to play with man

Makes round take way too long

I'd rather sock my buskin

[wintry patrol]

i mean in an ante 8 gold stake run i’m not really using retriggers

[tranquil oak]

I lost my last gold stake run with eternal cloud 9 and baseball card, was 50k short

It’s cus baseball card got disabled for my last hand

[thick lance]

Guys

[wintry patrol]

crimson heart can be pretty annoying sometimes

i love losing to bad luck

[tranquil oak]

Absolutely

[thick lance]

Its is good or bad

[lean trench]

True enough but I figure the natural progression of building your deck around a single card would be the elusive idol build

[quiet junco]

Huh.

[lean trench]

In which case you'd rather have a hack or sock

[tranquil oak]

I also did have a pretty terrible build ngl, surprised it made it that far

[thick lance]

It's the 10th round without a seed

[wintry patrol]

yeah ofc - if i was planning on going to endless i wouldn’t build 9s
but for an ante 8 run in gold stake i think they’re a solid choice

[tranquil oak]

Oh yeah, I strengthed all my 8s into 9s

[lean trench]

Yeah I dont do deck fixing like that usually for gold stake runs

[tranquil oak]

Was good money

[lean trench]

I live by the pair

And die by the pair

I need no deck fixing

The deck is fixed enough

[tranquil oak]

Wait a minute

[wintry patrol]

yeah i generally avoid pairs and try to play 4oak or straights because i don’t really find forcing pairs fun

[tranquil oak]

Green joker is just cracked with this eternal burglar I have

I can’t discard

[lean trench]

Pair pill

[wintry patrol]

green joker burglar goes so crazy

[lean trench]

Take the pair pill

[wintry patrol]

no discards and 3 extra hands of scaling if you play it right

[tranquil oak]

I already have gold sticker on green joker tho

Oh well

[lean trench]

I do a lot of straight builds

[tranquil oak]

Still pickin him up

[strange meadow]

ive been trying to pull for hologram for so long

i dont think i could even have it if i wanted to without dying though

[lean trench]

Just never been a 4 of a kind guy tbh never see enough deaths and its easier to cut cards than change them generally

[wintry patrol]

yeah fair

i also usually play abandoned and ghost where deck fixing is a bit easier

or zodiac

[tranquil oak]

Got $24 off last boss blind with matador just by playing 3 clubs

That’s stonks

[lean trench]

And if I do get the deck fixing for a four of a kind build that usually means i have the deck fixing for a five of a kind build or flush five or flush house

[tranquil oak]

Gonna make some more playin hearts this one

[torn willow]

rental and eternal business card

😭

[lean trench]

So why not go for some stupid ass idol run

[torn willow]

absolutely not worth it

[lean trench]

Yk

[tranquil oak]

I had a nat negative chad appear in my last run, but it was perishable

[torn willow]

oh nahhh

[tranquil oak]

I got scammed

[torn willow]

im playing modless rn

[torn willow]

ggs

[tranquil oak]

I play ps5, no mods

[lean trench]

I should show Mars some love tho

[strange meadow]

level 14 full house

[lean trench]

Ill try to in the future

[strange meadow]

wowie zowie

[torn willow]

perishable mime..... 💔

[wintry patrol]

my favorite kind of niche synergy for playing 4oak is taking grim (especially on ghost deck) and playing 4oak aces

[torn willow]

chat is grabber and nacho tong le good?

[wintry patrol]

very

[torn willow]

what is the worst voucher in ur opinion

excluding blank

[wintry patrol]

i mean
magic trick

[opal wind]

For me is between planet tycoon or magic trick

[wintry patrol]

its only application is with hologram

[torn willow]

fair

[wintry patrol]

granted that use is very good but it’s very niche and actively hurts you otherwise

[barren geyser]

There were two chicks by a lake, one of them said "peeooo" and the other said "peeoo" too

Then a duck came and said "quack"

and the chick said "bro stop changing the topic"

Rate my joke chat

[torn willow]

should i get either clearance sale or the fool + chariot

[opal wind]

And planet tycoon only works with constellation lol. Maybe planet merchants is nice, but x4 planet cards is unnecessary as fuck

[torn willow]

0

[opal wind]

Hi fam i just entered to share this. Today I finally did it 💕

[barren geyser]

D:

[wintry patrol]

even with constellation i probably wouldn’t want planet tycoon yeah

[torn willow]

insane

[wintry patrol]

magic trick doesn’t dilute the shop too much so it’s def worth with hologram but planet tycoon is way too much

[strange meadow]

yes, every deck ever benefits from more hands to be played

no good reason to not take it

[tranquil oak]

Hmm, what is better +24 mult or 1.5x mult

[quiet junco]

I CAN SAY THE TAROT VOUCHERS ARE GREAT
ESPECIALLY FOR VAMPIRE(if no Midas mask)

[cobalt summit]

Depend

[ruby galleon]

Ok but fr check out this insane run on my phone

[sick silo]

I HATE GOLD STAKE I HATE GOLD STAKE I HATE GOLD STAKE I HATE GOLD STAKE I HATE GOLD STAKE

[ruby galleon]

Is this not insane?

[daring citrus]

whats wonrng with gold steak

[ruby galleon]

Oh aight then.

[sick silo]

ITS EXISTENCE
THATS WHATS WRONG WITH IT

I JUST WANT TO WIN ONCE

BUT NOOO

LETS GIVE THE PLAYER SHIT JOKERS THEY DONT WANT
BUT HAVE THE GOOD JOKERS BE PERISHIBLE

FUCK THIS GAME

[wintry patrol]

fortune teller vampire tarot merchant is a fun combo

[tranquil oak]

Gold stake cleared

Peak lineup

Constellation never fails to carry ngl

Took a negative skip before the ante 8 boss, turned out to be eternal negative madness but it’s a rental

Kinda looks funny

[quiet junco]

88 mult on the teller, with lvl 26 straights

[strange meadow]

they pissed on him

[tranquil oak]

It is quite yellow

Must’ve been listening to coldplay

[strange meadow]

its that sniper tf2 jarate piss

they spy-checked him

[tranquil oak]

I was more of a pyro and spy enjoyer

Scout also fun

[tranquil oak]

I think the secret sauce to gettin all the gold stickers is just to find a constellation and take whatever else you want

Things kinda cracked

[tranquil oak]

Chicot the true best legendary

[thorny niche]

jimballin

[tranquil oak]

Sure he doesn’t hit fancy e scores but he balls on the plant and needle

[thorny niche]

space jim

[tranquil oak]

I’m still sad I missed gold sticker on him the other day cus I greeded

Sold a perishable fortune teller for an eternal jimbo

[thorny niche]

Jimbo

[tranquil oak]

Fortune Teller wouldn’t have gotten debuffed till after ante 8 boss

[thorny niche]

Why

[tranquil oak]

I wanted to get gold sticker on it out of the way

So I can never take it again

Turns out +4 mult is not quite enough

Probably just gonna need to find a negative one on a gold stake run to get it gold stickered

[uneven edge]

just play with 4 jokers

it’s not bad winning with that

using the last slot for gold stickers

[strange meadow]

throwback on 2.5x mult rn

[tranquil oak]

Ik, I was just messing around

[strange meadow]

i love throwback so much

[thorny niche]

throw

[tranquil oak]

Have cleared a few gold stakes using throwback but haven’t been taking it as often recently (or seeing it)

Did take it that other run where I died 50k short on ante 8 boss but that’s cus crimson heart disabled baseball card on my last hand

[ancient radish]

u guys usually play over ante 8? i guess im just in my completion phase

[tranquil oak]

Depends on how strong my build was

[stone socket]

I completed my first run today

[tranquil oak]

Usually get bored quick tho

Ay, congrats bud

[wicked dove]

well done

[strange meadow]

congrats!

[stone socket]

Ty

[tranquil oak]

Ngl I think I’m gonna like doing Nebula deck, just gotta keep finding Constellation

Should be easy

[sick silo]

OH A GOLD STAKE CLEAR MUST BE NICE

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, considering what a whacky build that was I’d call it satisfying

[stone socket]

I’m only missing two planet cards then I get the achievement

[tranquil oak]

Baseball card with a bunch of random uncommon jokers that don’t have much synergy (except Burglar and Green Joker)

[tranquil oak]

Flush 5 and flush house?

[stone socket]

I’m pretty sure

[tranquil oak]

5oak is generally the easier one to unlock out of the 3 secret planets

You can just use a Death tarot card on something to make it

[strange meadow]

why doesnt the royal flush have jts own planet

[stone socket]

Ok ty I’ll try it

[tranquil oak]

Because a royal flush is just a straight flush

[strange meadow]

yeah but its special

its its own hand

[wicked dove]

royal flush is better than straight flush in poker i think

[tranquil oak]

Probably didn’t wanna overinflate with unnecessary planets when in essence it’s a straight flush

[tranquil oak]

It is

[strange meadow]

it is, its also better in the game

[tranquil oak]

Royal Flush can’t lose

[tranquil oak]

In what sense?

[strange meadow]

royal flushes give more chips iirc

[tranquil oak]

Same chips

As a straight flush

[opaque shard]

Scratches

[tranquil oak]

The only thing would be the base chips of the face cards but it’s very minor

[strange meadow]

i swear the royal flush gives you more chips

[tranquil oak]

They’re both based on what level you have neptune (straight flush) at

[strange meadow]

yea but a royal flush is just a teeny bit better

[tranquil oak]

They are the same

[strange meadow]

damn

[opaque shard]

Imagine trusting AI

[strange meadow]

thats kinda crazy

[opaque shard]

But yea

[tranquil oak]

I mean I’ve also played both royal and straight flushes (both intentionally and unintentionally)

[strange meadow]

kinda defeats the idea of them being separate

like why bother atp

[stone socket]

Is a royal flush and straight flush the same thing?

[opaque shard]

It's just a name change

[tranquil oak]

In balatro yes, and even in general poker they are

It’s just the highest possible one that can be made

[strange meadow]

it is slightly more of merit in real poker

it cant lose

[tranquil oak]

Ace through 10 of any suit would be a royal, if it were Kings through 9s of any suit it would be a straight flushes

[tranquil oak]

I’ve gotten it once in online poker

[strange meadow]

did you win

[tranquil oak]

Well ofc

You can’t lose

[strange meadow]

yes but ur opponents can sus it out

[merry silo]

Rate the jokers?

[strange meadow]

a very curious setup

[tranquil oak]

Even in pro poker no one ever thinks someone has a straight flush or royal flush due to their rarity

[vocal ether]

There's a bit more of a dopemine rush when you see royal flush tbh

[strange meadow]

makes sense

[vocal ether]

As opposed to straight flush imo

[tranquil oak]

Can To Do List even ask you to play a royal flush or will it always default to straight flush?

[strange meadow]

actually does a royal flush not count for to-do list

[tranquil oak]

I assume the latter

[tranquil oak]

It would if it asked you to play a straight flush

[strange meadow]

thats crazy

frankly id be a little miffed

[tranquil oak]

It is both a straight and a flush

What’s the crazy part?

[zenith wadi]

hello

[vocal ether]

"This isn't your average every day flush, this is royal flush"

[strange meadow]

no im saying if it DIDNT count

[tranquil oak]

Oh mb

Hello

When To Do List asks you to play a straight flush you get yourself a 4 Fingers from a judgment and make one

[zenith wadi]

woh

[vocal ether]

That took me way too long to realize what was going on there smh

I need to sleep

[lavish thicket]

Unlocking Plasma deck is the best thing I've ever done it's so fun bro

I just won using 3 scary faces, a Cavendish, a burnt joker and some steel cards

[vital ore]

I'm back

[jolly talon]

I FLUSHED ORANGE STAKEEE FINALLYYYY

[jolly talon]

Victor

[latent spoke]

@vocal ether

[zenith wadi]

hi guys

[arctic bolt]

Should I take this Chad? And what should I get rid of if I do. Feeling like oops all 6’s with all my glass cards is unsustainable in the long run

[lavish zenith]

ditch rocket. what are you gonna need money for? better jokers?

you have the better jokers

[arctic bolt]

Fair

[short widget]

How many secrets/easter egg has the game?

[gaunt spear]

Idk :(

[arctic bolt]

Now what do I sell

Photo?

[final delta]

dna

[ruby galleon]

What's yalls high scores without using a mod or seed?

[rapid hill]

e28

[rapid hill]

Yeah dna if you copied enough cards

[ruby galleon]

I was trying to see if I just had an insane run and no one would comment lol

[arctic bolt]

1/2 chance for glass to break tho

[warm dew]

I just found out you can click a Unlock all

[final delta]

is that with oops

[arctic bolt]

Actually mb this many now

[arctic bolt]

Yea

[rapid hill]

Thats pretty good

[trail lark]

Balatro

[zenith wadi]

damn yall have unlocked more than i have

[merry silo]

I won but I have ZERO faith in these jokers lol

[proven orbit]

endless is fairly linear compared to ante8

the complexity in endless runs is seeing more angles towards reaching that one final path

[hard siren]

i just tried to do the serpent on a chicot baron run

I was so mad at myself amost threw the run

[fiery flower]

e186

unseeded is actually really easy to get a high score

especially on plasma

the most consistent strategy I've found is shoot the moon + mime early game and pivot to baron + mime

scale that however you can and it goes pretty far with a little luck

(high card)

[tranquil oak]

Actually looks really good ngl

Never seen negative castle

[fiery flower]

negative vagabond is also really cool

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, I have seen that before

Actually had a good run with negative eternal vagabond

[light hare]

latro

[hard siren]

my chicot run is going to die soon

[torn willow]

is a royal flush like a flush with only kings, jacks or queens

[hard siren]

ima have to sell it

[torn willow]

push it

[hard siren]

18 anties

[fiery flower]

A, K, Q, J, 10 all of the same suit

[hard siren]

i threw the run by poping a wraith hoping for a invisible

[fiery flower]

same as straight flush scoring

[torn willow]

so straight flush with the biggest cards

[fiery flower]

yes

[torn willow]

oh ok

[zenith wadi]

i played that before

[hard siren]

e30 no plasma

[fiery flower]

impressive

[dreamy eagle]

Hello chat!

[hard siren]

i ruined my econ by selling rebate and popping a wraith like ante 10 then i found a blueprint but my econ was still fucked

[tranquil oak]

I’ve discarded one before

For a trophy (think it’s also an unlock requirement for one of the jokers)

[zenith wadi]

ah

[thorny niche]

face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd face card dvd

[tranquil oak]

Oh yeah, brainstorm

Is unlocked from discarding a royal flush

[slim junco]

How the fuck do I convince my parents that Balatro isn’t a gambling game

[tranquil oak]

Some people are always going to associate anything poker related to gambling

[thorny niche]

Say that there are no microtransactions

And no cashouts

[slim junco]

I told them that

[thorny niche]

Say that there is skill involved?

[slim junco]

I live in LV so it’s very very hard to convince them

[slim junco]

😭🙏

[thorny niche]

oh

[tranquil oak]

Tell them to read this and ask them which part entails gambling

[thorny niche]

Show gameplay footage

[thorny niche]

the parents are pegi

[thorny niche]

they are probably gonna highlight the poker part

maybe

[tranquil oak]

I think it’s a fairly simple concept to wrap their heads around if they’re open minded and read that

[slim junco]

That’s pretty useful

[slim junco]

Probably not, but I’ll give it a try

[tranquil oak]

If they actually take the time to read it and aren’t close minded people

Ngl I think my dad would like Balatro

Might have to tell him about it next time I talk to him

[slim junco]

I just sent my dad the picture

[tranquil oak]

My brother has a PS5, he can play it on that

If anything Balatro teaches you to be smart with money not gamble

[tranquil oak]

Probably because he saw the word buy and assumes it’s with real money

Not money generated in game

[slim junco]

Idk how to explain

[tranquil oak]

Balatro’s ratings were originally gonna be changed to Mature in certain places because they assumed the game involved actual gambling, they had to go through legal battles to change the rating back as no actual gambling is involved

[slim junco]

It would be cool if localthunk emailed my parents to tell them that it’s not a gambling game

[tranquil oak]

Would be unfair to make it rated higher

[thorny niche]

Bro

[tranquil oak]

When your dad said bring me the sparkling drink you should have said, oh you mean seltzer, that’s a joker in balatro

[thorny niche]

the hell does he mean “that further proves my complaint”

???????????

[tranquil oak]

He believes that there’s actual gambling involved I would assume

[slim junco]

Him and my mom were telling me that they were gonna get me one of those packets about “when the fun stops”

[thorny niche]

????????????

[slim junco]

I know

[boreal niche]

anyone got a seed with an ante 1 jimbo

i need it for reasons

[plain gust]

two madness run wins in a row

also had gros michel in the second one since ante 4

[merry silo]

Lmao that would be cool

[proud herald]

is there a meme channel?

[final delta]

ur in it

[proud herald]

ah nice

[thorny niche]

50 hp - 80 hp
Balanced
65 hp - 65 hp

[merry silo]

I lowkey think I should uninstall balatro im getting like, way too addicted 💀

[proud herald]

better to get addicted to a game you pay once for than video poker you'll pay forever for

[steel fiber]

i don't... remember... i'll have to check again
4,709,650,500 (red stake) on switch

230,415,753 (red stake) on Steam

[thorny niche]

e40

[dense drift]

This

[rugged abyss]

Omg the ultimate pivot

[hexed spear]

can you please elaborate

[rugged abyss]

Goddamn plant.

[noble wagon]

i just found the wildest seed i’ve ever played

[noble wagon]

my first natural double legendary

nevemrind this seed sucks

it could’ve been trib 😭😭

[proud herald]

I think it explains itself

Plasma Deck do got Balanced

[hard gyro]

Should i do solo madness?

There is no way I will stay alive if I pick blueprint since I don't have any planets

[idle wadi]

Got lucky that is a natural negative photograph

[fluid bane]

hello

[jolly talon]

Evil ass photograph

[thorny niche]

@twilit veldt

?

[strange meadow]

aww double wee

wee twins

[hoary flare]

Wee-wee

[young bone]

OMG

IM WATCHING BLACK MIRROR

BALATRO WAS ON SCREEN

[dry briar]

wee having fun

[idle wadi]

Nope never heard of him

[harsh moss]

chat see this

[royal nova]

Chat why is my fullscreen not fullscreening

[merry dirge]

so cool

[glad oriole]

miau

[pine monolith]

How do they taste

[harsh moss]

sweet

[sick silo]

like a gros michel

and a motherboard

[lavish stratus]

what would you take here?

[timid cedar]

hanging chad is just good enough in general that you'd take it as an eternal even without photo.

Also are you doing black stake just to get to blue stake or are you trying for something else?

[lavish stratus]

i just like black stake

i get up to shenanigains

[timid cedar]

then risk the showman

[lavish stratus]

i did

[timid cedar]

[chrome glade]

Finally got Balatro on pc and it just crashes on startup 🥀

[feral wyvern]

i saw this building in florence on my italy vacation

[haughty cedar]

AAAAA AAAAA AAAAA

[thorny niche]

Jimbo

[light hare]

latro

[lethal iris]

joker castle no way

[median birch]

Bruh tf is this

[feral wyvern]

went there and jimbo balala was hanging out

[harsh moss]

seed pls

[median birch]

👍 will @ u when im done

[harsh moss]

okey, thx

[median birch]

I fucked up n died early

LCMG48UE

Here u go tho

LCMG48UE

Hindsight i shouldve taken chad LOL

[drifting niche]

It's my first Big Blind, kinda nervous

[tall spire]

[harsh moss]

thx

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[dusty hamlet]

did u take the para before or after the photo?

[tall spire]

no one is acknowledging my pain

my suffering

Tis a travesty all around

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Wednesday, hope you guys have a good one.

[dusty hamlet]

whats the issue?

[craggy zodiac]

yo

[tall spire]

I was a hand short of Mr Bone's wild ride

[idle wadi]

before, was aiming for sock and buskin but jimbo says here have a photochad

[dusty hamlet]

whats that?

[tall spire]

Had to pull for 4oak to get 25% score

[dusty hamlet]

super lucky

[tall spire]

highest score possible

Beyond number

[dusty hamlet]

huh

with mr bones?

[tall spire]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9C9TNYkvHXg?feature=share

[dusty hamlet]

ohhh i think ive heard of that

that sucks

[tall spire]

I didnt send the before pic either lol

It was a good try. Have never hit it, so I felt like looking for it intentionally

I yearn for the bone

[long hedge]

just found perkeo 🔥

shame im gonna lose tho

[dusty hamlet]

as an eternal without photo? what if you end up with a build that doesnt make use of it

[stable isle]

it's one mult card, bonus card, or lucky card

[timid cedar]

Any enhancement is a benefit anyway, ignoring those outright is a horrible idea

[stable isle]

indubitably so

also dusk is kinda underrated

I won a blue steak run with it yesterday

I had my brainstorm copy it, so it was basically like having hanging chad for every card after I wasted all my hands

[dusty hamlet]

is that alone really enough to justify it?

[cobalt quail]

How it feels to lose be you sold a joker you were getting way more value from than you realized

[solemn elm]

it works in so many situations that its worth taking prospectively as an eternal, yes

[stable isle]

chad is just that much of a busted card

[dusty hamlet]

yea you would just change your build around chad, huh

[stable isle]

if you get anything that benefits a card when score or whatever, hanging chad gets you 3x of that

[solemn elm]

any scenario where you get something out of scoring something more, chad is incredibly good. its the best retrigger in the game because of how easy it is to run

[dusty hamlet]

i was mostly just wondering for the absolute worse case for chad

[cobalt quail]

Yeah I just beat ante 8 for the second time after playing photochad

[solemn elm]

absolute worst case is a perishable rental where no on-score appears in that time-frame, so yeah idk if its worth taking there

but outside of that its usually worth

[stable isle]

eternal rental 8 ball >>>>>

[feral wyvern]

balala: joker poker

[jaunty talon]

Today i've made my First over 1 milion hand!

[rancid glade]

bro im 1 away from a straight flush

(sorry you guys have to tilt your head(

[small hemlock]

CHAT, IT'S DONE

Pareidolia, suck is bussin, photograph, gold ticket and midas mask carried

I also got Certificate of Authenticity

[tawdry turret]

Spamming magicians work too

[small hemlock]

Doing the 4 7's of clubs one now

[twin schooner]

Where is the original video?

[stable isle]

I have no idea

my friend sends this one all the time though

[stable isle]

I just stacked double tags with anaglyph and then cashed out

[small hemlock]

7 of clubs done :3

[small hemlock]

I went checkered deck

[jaunty talon]

Huh?

[small hemlock]

What am i missing here?

[jaunty talon]

Planet x

[small hemlock]

What hand do i need?

[jaunty talon]

5 of a kind

[small hemlock]

Like, all suits?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 😇

[daring dagger]

Suits don't matter

It's like four of a kind but five

[quiet sierra]

are there any good simple guides for this game

so many jokers and tarot cards idk what choice to make 😵‍💫

[drifting niche]

I wait 10 minutes for one hand (just a high card)

Oh wait

This isn't modded chat

[patent flame]

"Arcana"

[shell topaz]

FINALLY GOT THE STONE JOKER

I'M FREEEEEEEEE

[hard gyro]

Idk why I never find him

I need him for my collection and I never find him

I found recently unlocked rares like wee and hit the road and still haven't found him

[hard gyro]

2185...

[hard gyro]

Right the deck just happens to be negative aswell as every single joker

Fr fr

[brisk zinc]

can wof hit invis joker?

[hard gyro]

As in wall of flesh?

[drifting niche]

100+ joker is pretty normal right 😎

[brisk zinc]

[hard gyro]

Oh

I mean yeah it can

Every single joker can be enhanced

[drifting niche]

Pre hardmode joker

[hard gyro]

Well wof is a widely known abbreviation for wall of flesh from terraria

I never seen it being used for something else

[brisk zinc]

i have never played terraria

[drifting niche]

Yeah ik that's why I said pre hardmode joker

[hard gyro]

It's a cool game

[brisk zinc]

i know

i just haven't played it

[hard gyro]

There are secret world seeds

That have special features

[drifting niche]

try getfixedboi for best experience

[hard gyro]

Yep

[tranquil oak]

Just wait till you have to try to gold sticker that guy

[proud herald]

Stone Free?

[drifting niche]

Or fortheworthy

[hard gyro]

It's basically the true terraria experience

[brisk zinc]

i'm already dreading trying to gold sticker perishable jokers

[hard gyro]

Not until medusa is dead

[drifting niche]

Real terrarian spawn in the hell

[valid badge]

w/l

[tranquil oak]

Stone, Glass and Steel joker spawn very infrequently even when you have glass/steel/stone cards in deck

[brisk zinc]

stuntman always W

[hard gyro]

Yep

[brisk zinc]

btw you can click on the jokerdisplay things to hide the extra info

[hard gyro]

Stuntman really out here doing some stunts

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, certain ones like turtle bean are gonna be rough

[brisk zinc]

or popcorn

that has 5 rounds too

[hard gyro]

I like the part where he said it's stunting time and started to stunt everything

[brisk zinc]

and michel can disappear in 1 round if you're super unlucky

[tranquil oak]

Mine either auto die in 1 round or live through 5 antes

No in between

[hard gyro]

I had one where I got it ante 1 then it died ante 8

Right after ante 8 boss

[tranquil oak]

Whenever I get a polychrome one they live a long time

[hard gyro]

Gay banana

[tranquil oak]

Something about being polychrome makes them not wanna go extinct

[hard gyro]

I never saw a Cavendish break

Only on yt vids

Not in gameplay

Priorities

[tranquil oak]

It is only a 0.001% chance

[hard gyro]

If it breaks you should buy a lottery ticket

[unkempt pelican]

It a chance for them to be polychrome. So it gives them a chance to make it

[hard gyro]

Does oops all 6's affect the wheel?

[unkempt pelican]

Yes

[hard gyro]

Boss blind

Not fortune

[unkempt pelican]

Trolled I got trolled

[hard gyro]

You a troll?

Why would you say that

[queen rivet]

and i lost

[hard gyro]

Was it a chicot?

Aleeb 2?

[queen rivet]

perko

[unkempt pelican]

At least you died, with style

[queen rivet]

o7

[patent flame]

Ur first problem is playing for the best legendary and the worst legendary at once

[hard gyro]

You should've picked death smh

[patent flame]

Temperance better pick

[tranquil oak]

Yes, if you have 2 oops wheel always hits

[real idol]

Y'all ever just draw a royal flush?

[patent flame]

Legendaries each other can't correlate

Every legendary has different build

[hard gyro]

Discard it for brainstorm

[patent flame]

Only perkeo and chicot are universal

Chicot most universal

[unkempt pelican]

Or pick soul and sell for 10 dollars

[real idol]

I already have every joker

[hard gyro]

What does 6/150 mean?

[patent flame]

Even in a white stake run yorick is the best legendary

[tranquil oak]

Oops also effects the wheel, with 2 oops it’s 4 in 7 chance to draw face down cards

[real idol]

I have 6 gold stickers 👍👍

[patent flame]

Because yorick always guarantees an ante 8 win

[hard gyro]

Oh

[patent flame]

Who gaf about endless 😴

[tranquil oak]

Yorick is easily the best for any stake lower than blue

I personally prefer Canio

[patent flame]

Still best after blue

It's the cheapest legendary to setup for after chicot

[solemn elm]

yorick is more consistent, but canio highrolls better and takes less time to setup if you can get it setup.

[patent flame]

Cuz chicot doesn't need a setup

[hard gyro]

Chicot is the goat

Chicot doesn't bail like luchador

[patent flame]

It depends if the set seed wants to give u ways to cut cards or not

[hard gyro]

Chicot stays

[tranquil oak]

He can at most scale x1 mult per ante, canio can gain more but does require either hanged man, trading card or immolate

[patent flame]

Cuz i had 3 canio runs with 0 ways to cut cards

Yorick hit could've been at like 5x already

[solemn elm]

glass is also a pretty easy way to scale canio, its just not guaranteed

[patent flame]

Also don't hate on chicot, literally save u from plant if u love photochad so much

[tranquil oak]

The only time I have had bad rng regarding Canio is when he showed up in abandoned deck

[solemn elm]

chad saves u from plant on its own though

[patent flame]

Yeah cuz glass gyat

[solemn elm]

not on its own entirely, i misspoke ig.

[patent flame]

Retriggers are just that good

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, I did get some mult on him in a gold stake run from glass face cards breaking

[solemn elm]

yeah but abandoned is bad for 2/5 hits so thats understandable

[tranquil oak]

I didn’t actually notice at first it was a glass joker that broke

[solemn elm]

I had an 11x canio run yesterday, so now I only have yorick left to sticker

[tranquil oak]

Also have gotten trib in abandoned 😂

[patent flame]

That happened to me many times

[tranquil oak]

Canio can still work if you find pareidolia

[patent flame]

A canio hit better because u can just add face cards and brutally murder them by hanging them

[covert phoenix]

What are yall thoughts on pirated balatro

[patent flame]

U might be playing for rtb so it might not be good

[tranquil oak]

True, I almost always looked for a rtb as early as possible for abandoned

Basically a better green joker for abandoned

[solemn elm]

pay for the game if you like it +/ can afford it, otherwise i think it's okay

[tranquil oak]

I was kinda sleeping on the burglar green joker combo till yesterday

It’s actually quite solid

[patent flame]

Not solid

It's meta in gold stake

That combo always guarantees a win

[tranquil oak]

I randomly stumbled across this information yesterday just by playing

[solemn elm]

burglar is incredible for that build for 4 reasons;

• more scaling for green joker per round
• more hands to score with said scaling
• more money from leftover hands
• counters 1/2 bosses that directly counters lobotomy, needle.

[tranquil oak]

It synergizes decently with baseball card

[patent flame]

Late game needle is one of the most dangerous things

[tranquil oak]

Just slap in a bunch of uncommons

[patent flame]

It's like a worse ox

U have to spend down money if ur not oneshotting the small blind

And u either hit it or just fucking die on the spot

[real idol]

Ante 1 Woker !

[solemn elm]

tooth is typically worse for me than ox

because it can put you further into debt and hurts you for using throwaway hands

[brisk zinc]

sell droll for tribe?

i already have 2 sources of xmult

[brisk zinc]

agreed

especially if i'm running 5 card hands

[hard gyro]

You really asking?

Tribe is consistent

[brisk zinc]

and droll is inconsistent?

[hard gyro]

No but tribe is stronger

You already have smeared on holo

[brisk zinc]

yes

on a side note i really dislike -1 consumable slot

maybe that's why i left this deck last

[hard gyro]

Honestly the fact you get telescope early makes up hugely for it

[brisk zinc]

yea fair

[tranquil oak]

Constellation goes crazy on nebula deck

Auto win basically

[hard gyro]

Telescope doesn't help planets to appear more planet tycoon does

[solemn elm]

if u could pick ur skin colour like u can when u like pick paints or something what would u choose

i think i would choose blue

like a teal

[hard gyro]

Like actual race?

[solemn elm]

no im just meaning skin colour, but actually just any colour

[tranquil oak]

I’d wanna look like Darth Maul

Red and black

[solemn elm]

like i would be #2eeaff, thats my hex code 😎

woah! I love your skin! what's your hex code?

[hard gyro]

Hex?

You are gaying yourself?

[solemn elm]

thats a way of formatting colours

[brisk zinc]

bro doesn't know what a hex code is

[hard gyro]

Ik i was just messing

[solemn elm]

theyre like those little bug toys

[tranquil oak]

#B62727

[hard gyro]

Something zero is black if i remember

#0000

[solemn elm]

thats sick as fuck actually

[tranquil oak]

It’s a nice crimson

[brisk zinc]

that is very red

[tranquil oak]

Red is my favourite color

[hard gyro]

Red card fun?

[tranquil oak]

Very pleasant

[tranquil oak]

It’s decent but I prefer spare trousers

[hard gyro]

Me too

Full house all the way

I gun down a full house bro

[tranquil oak]

I just spam like 20~ 2 pairs then switch to another hand if obelisk pops up

[solemn elm]

spare trousers my beloved

[tranquil oak]

Even if you get it at ante 5 it can get pretty big by ante 8 boss

[solemn elm]

you dont need the extra mult if youre running trousers, and the extra chips are insignificant

[hard gyro]

Spare underwear when

[tranquil oak]

I got gold sticker on spare trousers the other day

Still would use it again in future gold stake runs

[hard gyro]

Is gold stake golden?

[tranquil oak]

Yep

[hard gyro]

Sure?

I thought it's yellow

Like yellow stake

Banana stake

Has 1 in 15 chance to lose run instantly

[solemn elm]

its not like high card -> pair where you have way better joker synergy and 50% better chips scaling,
you have a bit better joker synergy but you get 25% better chips scaling (20 -> 25 per planet)

[hard gyro]

No bitches

That's sad

Oh wait

You are a woman

Sorry

[brisk zinc]

women can have bitches too

give me a deck to play

[hard gyro]

Poly ones?

[brisk zinc]

i finished this one

[brisk zinc]

lesbian ones

[solemn elm]

i get bitches

[hard gyro]

✂️

[uneven edge]

red card #1 trousers #2

[hard gyro]

Bullshit

[uneven edge]

they’re both peak

[uneven edge]

nope

[hard gyro]

Trousers is better

[uneven edge]

nope

red card is better

[hard gyro]

Nope

Trousers is better

[patent flame]

Red card is common and can outscale trousers

[tranquil oak]

Red Card is good when you have good econ and can afford to skip on packs, I just like spamming 2 pairs more

[solemn elm]

if it's between trousers and red card in the first buffoon pack, im going trousers

[tranquil oak]

Spamming 2 pairs can lead into obelisk

[patent flame]

Yea me too cuz i like it more personally

For obelisk yeah

[hard gyro]

What if it's a mega buffoon pack

[uneven edge]

taking red card and skipping pack

[solemn elm]

im not opening a mega buffoon as my first buffoon pack sorry

[patent flame]

Playing for Obelisk makes me win more gs

[hard gyro]

With yellow deck you can

[solemn elm]

+2 per two pair is better than +3 per pack skipped early, imo

[solemn elm]

i didnt say i couldnt, i said "im not"

[patent flame]

Even in yellow deck Save money don't reach interest cap

[hard gyro]

Why

[solemn elm]

money

[patent flame]

Literally basic econ knowledge in the game

[solemn elm]

$4 more to open the mega

[patent flame]

No 1 econ rule

[hard gyro]

Broke boy

[solemn elm]

overspending makes you broke actually

[hard gyro]

What colour is your bugatti

[patent flame]

Shut the fuck up

[solemn elm]

ok unnecessary

[hard gyro]

Non Bugatti owner be like:

[tranquil oak]

If you guys had a choice between Castle or Rocket in first bafoon pack which would you take?

I assume Rocket

[hard gyro]

Rocket

Ez econ

[patent flame]

Castle

I want point scoring first

Don't underappreciate chips

[hard gyro]

You can get point scoring jokers later on

[patent flame]

Or just brutally die on the big blind with bad draws combined with 0 point scoring

[solemn elm]

rocket probably

[hard gyro]

Never had that happen to me

You have to be dumb to lose at ante 1 ngl

[solemn elm]

it depends what deck im on, if im on anything but checkered/painted/plasma, im taking rocket

[uneven edge]

it’s not hard to die round 3 with no scoring

[hard gyro]

It's actually hard

I usually die at ante 4 or 5

1 is bad

[solemn elm]

it definitely depends on the deck for sure, but id rather take the econ over the slow scaling scoring early

[uneven edge]

reread my message

[patent flame]

Usually die ante 4 5 is already self report on these atrocious takes

[solemn elm]

rocket is a very good econ joker

[uneven edge]

i didn’t say ante

[hard gyro]

So you skip alot?

[uneven edge]

especially ante 1

[tranquil oak]

I took rocket personally

[uneven edge]

…?

[solemn elm]

I typically die early or late, the mid-game is the least risky time for me

[tranquil oak]

Both are good though

[uneven edge]

literally all I said is it’s not hard to die on round 3 with no scoring

[hard gyro]

Well you say " I meant round not ante"

[uneven edge]

yes

[patent flame]

Most of my runs death are at ante 7 8

[low spindle]

Balatro Balatrez está jugando Balatro

[uneven edge]

that’s what I said

[tranquil oak]

I don’t think you can go wrong between picking castle or rocket in first bafoon pack

[patent flame]

Especially the nefarious vessel

[hard gyro]

Thank God you can modify your deck of cards in balatro

And get jokers to help you

[tranquil oak]

Crimson Heart is the one that cucks me most often

[patent flame]

But when i start a fresh first new gold stake run of a day i almost never lose anyway so

[tranquil oak]

Randomly disabling your most important jokers back to back

[past path]

What if balatro was made by EA

[patent flame]

It NEVER hits burglar

[fiery tendon]

It would suck

[tranquil oak]

I think yesterday was the first time I actually used burglar

[solemn elm]

$50
Paid DLC at launch
Paywall to access Deck Customization
Always online

[tranquil oak]

I’m more open to running it more now

The green joker synergy is too good

[fiery tendon]

So guys, what’s your strategy for farming gold stickers for the jokers?

[tranquil oak]

I did some work at the EA Sports headquarters here, the place is pretty cool

They do all the motion capture there for NHL games and UFC games

[slim junco]

man i got so many ideas my brain hurts (and non off them are about balatro)

[patent flame]

I always dream about wanting to have a full house joker build of obelisks and campfires

[solemn elm]

the strat is to play on a deck you find fun, rather than one for optimising efficiency (imo)
its about preventing burnout rather than spending the least time possible

[tranquil oak]

Keep first 4 slots for good jokers that will get you through a run and leave last slot for something you need gold sticker on

[solemn elm]

I've mainly been playing yellow because thats the deck I have the most fun on

[slim junco]

i mean like projects and i can do none of them

[patent flame]

I'm glad i moved classes

[tranquil oak]

I’ll probably do plasma and anaglyph for sticker farming

[patent flame]

I failed a mandatory project

[slim junco]

no not like study projects too

i mean projects to do online like making games animation and all those

i had an idea of a turn based card game inspired by don't starve and the mother series

[fresh current]

which one would you prefer to have 3?

obelisk is prob better bc you need econ to fuel the campfire

[slim junco]

and i also had the idea of making a parkour fighting game

[solemn elm]

obelisk is definitely better to have 3 of imo

3 slots for campfire means you only have 2 slots for any campfire enablers (econ jokers, etc)

[fresh current]

yeah exactly

[narrow shuttle]

Am I just unlucky or is it gold stake. Everytime I open a buffoon pack all jokers are either eternal and rental or just rental. Going for my first gold stake win but can’t even get past ante 1 since I’m not taking an eternal rental.

[brisk zinc]

another orange stake down yay

pairs are so good on high stakes

also ante 1 burnt joker helped

[solemn elm]

eternal rental is very unlikely, so it's probably just that youre refusing to take perishables / eternals on their own

it's basically always your fault if you lose, nobody plays perfectly

[narrow shuttle]

I’m not even seeing perishable it’s only rental and eternal. I’m fine with eternals but they seem to always be rented to

[jaunty talon]

I play by myself, result:6 milion(my record)
I help my friend to play:57 milion(his record)

[solemn elm]

the odds of that are very unlikely

eternal, perishable and rental are 30% each, so to get eternal rental youd need to roll both - happening only 9% of the time

[real idol]

Oh come on!

Regretting taking that Hanging chad really hard rn

[fleet glade]

sell wee

[real idol]

Oh shit this is server chat

[real idol]

Wee is my whole score…

[fleet glade]

if u have good 2s 3 hacks can be enough

[solemn elm]

which wont really matter in endless tbf, you die ante 11 if you dont get xmult

[real idol]

And that's fine by me 😌

[brisk zinc]

goes hard with wee joker tho

[solemn elm]

it means you can just copy hanging chad for 2 high-card hands, and then use your last hand for 5 2s for max wee scaling

[real idol]

I have a lot of 2's, that's not really necessary

[solemn elm]

it means you dont risk winning too soon

but if you wouldnt win without copying wee, then its fine to copy hack and play large hands with your first 2

[kind granite]

I cant win a fucking game im gonna go crazy

[real idol]

I got the Ox on 5oak, high card it is then!

[solemn elm]

are you not playing flush five?

[real idol]

No

But I can

[solemn elm]

i would have thoguht that with 2 deaths a round and it being ante 9 youd be playing flush fives by now

they have way better chips scaling on planets

[real idol]

That blueprint was really recent

[solemn elm]

and they have a higher base, so that makes up slightly for any levels you already have on 5oak

[brisk zinc]

plasma deck with chips only

stuntman my beloved

[terse ferry]

What should I sell??1??1?1

[brisk zinc]

the 2 pair joker

[terse ferry]

But I get +80 chips

[brisk zinc]

how much does that do when you have 3 barons and 2 mimes

[terse ferry]

a lot

I can’t even play two pairs I don’t wanna sell it 😦

[brisk zinc]

so it does nothing

[terse ferry]

No it’s for verdant leaf

[brisk zinc]

???

[terse ferry]

In case I need to sell a joker

I sell it

[brisk zinc]

then sell it tf?

[terse ferry]

but +80 chips

[brisk zinc]

ok you're just trolling

i'm slow

[terse ferry]

I started it like What should I sell??1??1?1

bruh

[real grail]

Bro just sell the dang joker man

[terse ferry]

K real question

Should I get burglar

I have directors cut

But no retcon

[real grail]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

I cant rlly answer that question with complete certainty since im still pretty new to the game

[brisk zinc]

would go hard with serpent

[real grail]

Would

Indeed

[brisk zinc]

is that seeded btw

[terse ferry]

it’s like

Half seeded

Whatever you call the thing

[real grail]

Huh

[terse ferry]

With the reroll until condition

[brisk zinc]

ah

[real grail]

w h a t

[terse ferry]

I forgot what it was called

[brisk zinc]

there's a mod that lets you reroll until you get the skip tag you want

[ocean spruce]

balato

[brisk zinc]

brainstorm i think it's called

[terse ferry]

Ye

[real grail]

Oh neat

[ocean spruce]

jonkler

[terse ferry]

Guys look at me

Are you all looking at me

[ocean spruce]

i am

[terse ferry]

Ok

I’m Mr Meeseeks!

[ocean spruce]

wow

[tall spire]

I just had one lucky card pay out 5 times

I was sad about selling Stonks jonkler lol

[patent flame]

Definitely obelisk

[vivid palm]

hey guys i need some help

got an early perkeo but i dont know what to do

[brisk zinc]

farm money if you don't need it for anything else

[vivid palm]

how to get my econ better, if i should try cryptid or observatory

[vivid palm]

should i keep temperance for perkeo or just pluto?

[rich halo]

copy temperance or hermit for easy money

[vivid palm]

my invis is on

[rich halo]

did you use your invis

ok

[vivid palm]

not yet

ill see if i can get chips joker before invising it

[rich halo]

i mean i’d sell a few jokers to dupe perkeo

[rich halo]

ye

[brisk zinc]

amazing skip tags

[wanton steeple]

I've played every deck on every stake and have only 1 run like this lmao

And it ended to the plant

[vivid palm]

ok what even is balatro about

[wanton steeple]

Funni number go brrrrr

And Jimbo tells u how bad u suck

[vivid palm]

NEXT REROLL

BRO WHAT IS HAPPENMSJSJHDHD

GOD SEED

[wanton steeple]

Share the seed lmao

[vivid palm]

ill lose im 100% sure

[tall spire]

Was also sad about selling the second chad I picked up. Going well, but its not mr bones abuse, which is my goal rn

[digital tusk]

no scoring :(

[wanton steeple]

Right now I'm just trying to C++

[tall spire]

give

[tall spire]

im 28 off

sidequest tho

[wanton steeple]

Fucking sucks cause RNG just knows ur trying to play a certain Way and will always give u the one boss to kill u

And without an OP joker ur sol

[tall spire]

Be better

and less unlucky

[wanton steeple]

Skill issue

[tall spire]

Oh yeah, they cant see seed until post-run

i forgor

[wanton steeple]

Trying to get chip jokers out of the way using plasma

Seems to be the only useful deck for them

[tall spire]

I dont have any stickers on stone joker lmao

[quick ridge]

I got this game for free on ps5, after playing for 10 minutes, i bought it my phone and literally can't stop playing, it has been nearly 3 months lmao

[tall spire]

also good in high card builds

[wanton steeple]

I should try high card stone build lmao

[tall spire]

5 stones can go crazy as a high card

[wanton steeple]

Roffle video from while back made me wanna try it

Seems like it go well on plasma

Fuck it I'm gonna try it

[tall spire]

underrated elsewhere but yea

[tranquil oak]

Crimson Heart been my arch nemesis recently

[tall spire]

really?

[tranquil oak]

Always disabled the worst possible jokers

[tall spire]

Just use the negative skips every time like me

plenty of slop for it to hit

[tranquil oak]

I almost beat gold stake plasma with a stone card build

Once again Crimson disabled the worst jokers

Was getting like +700 something chips from marble joker

[tall spire]

And you folded like a cheap suit

[tranquil oak]

Can’t do much about crimson disabling your main source of scoring 2 hands in a row

[tall spire]

feels so bad when it just doesnt move

funny, but grr

[tranquil oak]

It disabled marble joker and blueprint, which were the main source of scoring

[tall spire]

lol

[tranquil oak]

+1500 chips goes pretty hard in plasma

[tall spire]

you should preferably stil have acaling jokers built up too

wait is marble the scaling chip one?

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[tall spire]

simply get it sooner

[tranquil oak]

It’s based on how many stone cards you have in deck

[tall spire]

econ dif

[tranquil oak]

The thing hardly ever shows up even when you have stone in deck

[tall spire]

I say confidently with no further info : ^)

[tranquil oak]

I had no econ that whole rn ngl

[tall spire]

it only shows up when you have stone in the deck

[tranquil oak]

For plasma I just go all in on chips

[vivid palm]

should i baron already or not?

[tall spire]

Thats why it was my last unlock. I never used them for a long time

[tranquil oak]

Yes, but sock would do nothing for you if you switch

[tall spire]

Mult scales better late

but big chippers very funny

[vivid palm]

i dont wanna lose...

[tall spire]

lose for the people

[tranquil oak]

You won’t be playing your kings with baron so no point in retriggering when played

[tall spire]

until a cheeky trib shows up

[vivid palm]

yeah i mean what should i just do for now

im a terrible perkeo user