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Well that was a pretty quick response for bad WiFi
you're acting like we're a hivemind who coordinates the messages
we're just individual people who are a part of the conversation
I had a double oops run the other day too
Lucky Cat was eating good
Lucky cat wants your location
Itās not even ABOUT getting words in I can say two messages in this chat and backpedal with solely two
just because we all happen to disagree with you doesn't mean we're dogpiling or flaming
in the time it has taken me between my last message n this one, six or seven different people have said something
you can't just say something not a lot of people agree with in a big server then be upset that a lot of people are disagreeing with you
I was hitting both mult and money almost every time
Idt anyone is trashing you as a person
Lucky cat got to like 20x mult
Itās just the way you play the game
that usually happens when a lot of people talk at once
We wouldāve continued the conversation effectively if you had stopped complaining about little to no time, ironic
i dont think yall are either, but im tryna talk abt how i play the game n it is difficult when everyones saying something
this is a very popular server
like im sorry you don't like ive been spoken over for things before too but like
thats just how it is
One day my seed will gift me with that luck
ok so
if you dont want to argue then just don't reply to our responses and it'll stop
your messages are publicly posted and we can publicly respond
if you feel pressured, stop at any time before it gets worse
I mean unfortunately this is the official server
So itās always gonna be active
I mean like being blunt just donāt take it personally we arenāt attacking your character but your arguments
im not gonna not say anything in a server to say things in because you don't want people to say things
Okay okay I will sound stupid now but is it possible to play multiplayer balatro on mobile ?
i dont mean yallre attacking me as a person sorry
Nah
No unfortunately
Thereās a mod for it tho
#āć»modding-general , also no
not undermining that
im just saying its hard to converse about the game when a lot of people are talking
i do feel i have a method
You only need one of them to get a duplicate
Also Ankh doesn't need to be unlocked
Showman is so easy to unlock that most people probably get it in like, the tutorial run
n maybe that method is flawed
a lot of people are talking always though
Ok what is your method
but its a lil hard to elaborate
just focus on one persons msgs
OH BOOPSDOOPS IS THAT GUY
Itās just skipping vro itās not convoluted
all yall keep pingin me though, its a lil tricky lol
i thought yall were talking about some secret balatro strategy
yes hi thats me
you can turn pings off
Well his is definitely a unique strategy so kinda
its not the noise, its the lights
thats poetic
some msgs are gray, others are like orange or yellow or whatever colors are hard
the secret strategy to winning balatro is to ignore interest and instead play every wheel of fortune you see like i do
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Thats unfortunate I would play everyday if it was possible
i get it
I recommending turning to dark mode for any inconvenience your eyes may have during converse
its already on dark mode lol
this is the way
Or only get joker cards from judgement
that sounds like a fun challenge
I do this even with a good strategy
I may have to try it at some point
skip tags only
Ooh
actually that's possible tho
turn ur phone to grayscale if the colors overwhelm you
Only riff raff
Just read skipping interest, I definitely donāt do that lmao
Canāt buy any jokers
cuz of the achievement that exists so
or write ur response somewhere else before looking back at discord
hey i was wondering if someone would like to help me find a seed for a very stupid and incredibly specifc challenge
I mean yeah but most people just poost good seeds there
why im throwing this out in general
anyone here do seed scouting for fun?
Nope
Nah
It says 1 in 4 but it fells like chances of getting banana extinct
someone posted a seed with 2 nat negative chicot in ante 1. rest of it wasn't too exciting though
I don't like seeded bc you don't unlock anything
im not spending hundreds of hours of my life resetting for that
the solution is to play more wheels
get perkeo for wheels
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im on c+/c++ now not a worry for me
you're on coding languages??
I like your motivation 99 % of gamblers quit before big
He means the achievement
I'm not even at Completionist regular
I still need Chicot but I only see it on challenge runs which seriously irritates me
you guys like blink 182?
Completionist +
i just noticed your pfp is miku
No it is not
i got holographic chicot in 2 different seeds back to back somehow
lemme just boil down when i skip
i primarily skip when:
- its early game and i can get cash or jokers
- i am running a deck like anaglyph where i store my skips for sumt of merit (often, negative tags; i find even in the late game that negative cards can be really good)
- i feel i earn more cash outright from skipping than not (mainly on small blinds, not too concerned with shops between small/big but between big/boss)
- i have a card that especially benefits from skipping (throwback is the main one, but sometimes what i can get from skipping is what i need; baseball card uses uncommon jokers, swashbuckler uses sell value so negative is good, etc)
i never skip for some tags though; i only ever skip for:
- card editions (holo, poly, especially neg)
- mega joker booster packs (early-on)
- spectral/tarot packs (sometimes it works, sometimes it dont, bit of a gamble but when it works it works n if it dont its usually not important in the long-term
i should also specify i really dont play the game past ante 8 much regardless; i just wanna win the game for the most part, endless mode is just a victory lap
how is that miku
because of how i play, i will usually skip about 5 times at most
wow he has truly become john balatro
mega joker packs are one of the less bad reasons to skip
You lost me at never skipping for mega jokers
thats miku bro
You get 2 free ones
A whole essay about skips damn
i just said i do??
Goated tag early game
I literally drew it
It was never Miku
mega jokers are great tags
Look no twintails
felt id make my stance on em clear
Oh wait
they're right there to the sides
can we have a wheel tag which spins the fortune wheel if you skip
top up tags are also pretty decent
Nope that's just hair
yep, i love mega jokers
Miku twintails go down to her legs
Fair enough
top up isnt bad? but at the same time infeel like mega is better
you just said you never skip for card editions, but you just said that there is a scenario where you would take a negative tag; "swashbuckler uses sell value so negative is good"
Skipping for polychromes is a choice
top-up gives 2 stickerless jokers
Negative is good tho
what??? i just said i do
No he said he does skip for card editions
i "only EVER skip for editions"
ah nevermind
I wouldnāt recommend skipping for editions
i feel i boiled down my thoughts pretty well honestly
Good short term but not long term
what
its mainly early game to get off the ground but i def see how its flawed later on
negative jokers are the only ones i get hyped over
Yeee thatās a fair assessment
gold stake's rental modifier also hurts joker skips a lot
theyee just fun to have regardless
Iām the same way
Bart 100 metres in your area
edition skips are pretty bad because of black, orange and especially gold stake. your odds of getting a non-harmful joker that also actually helps you is incredibly low
I skip if it's Ante 1 and it's the $25 tag or if it's the negative tag and I'm doing very well at the moment (enough to justify losing a shop)
anyway thats my two cents
Im going to sleep goodnight everyone
Gn
and editions aren't worth missing a whole shop
night
gambling is life your argument is invalid srry
and by "actually helps you" i mean something that helps you more than a round of scaling/econ or a shop would give
Or if I'm doing Anaglyph and it's the Spectral tag bc I'm still trying to get Chicot on a non challenge run
that was ironic btw.
even if foil is genuinely really good
Negative is the only edition worth skipping for imo
you shouldnt take spectral packs for that then
you have higher odds of getting a soul from a mega arcana than a normal spectral pack
i generally feel i get more usage out of fishing for editions but i could be wrong, just comes down to opinion
anyhow, thats all i gotta say on that
chicot confirmed to use photochad
you've mainly played at lower stakes, and holo is good until orange stake, but at gold its definitely not worth the risk
i find it to be both pretty efficient n decently fun, i love seeing what i can find even if its luck-based
Can they appear in them even without that voucher? I guess I've seen it happen but I assumed it had all been times I had turbo orb voucher
yes. its 0.3% per slot, in both spectrals and arcanas
negative tags are usually going to land on a random common
which is basically just
temperance value
negatives are absolutely not worth on gold stake
Well then the others aren't either
yea
even if you dont get a rental/perishable, its unlikely to be a joker that actually helps you
soul can always appear in arcana packs
There are a lot of jokers that are, imo, significantly better when they don't take up a slot
yes
like
every joker is better when it doesnt take a slot, pretty much. its just that they are almost never going to be worth skipping for
No lemme finish
if a joker doesnāt take up a slot it BECOMES way better
chill, just wait.
let them talk
The ones that give you like, 50 chips for playing a pair or something, are pretty lame no matter what
let them cook
showman is still just as bad when it doesn't take up a slot
that not even lame thoā¦
tbf it's probably completely pointless to have as a negative
because it's not going to matter later when you actually have 5 other jokers
bro put a decentish joker for the forefront of his argument
sly joker is the best page 1 joker
By Ante 8, 50 chips is chump change
you gave one joker as an example
sly joker is good but it's not a very good negative hit
My glorious foil stone card
your best negative hits are like 5% of the roster
Look it was an example
the thing about chip jokers is that good sources of chips are more rare than good sources of mult
Foil stone card is so peak
i love editioned stone cards
that was against your point though
any edition on a stone card is just really fun
Theyāre so cool
polychrome red seal stone card
i love this shit
I have a normal red seal stone card
Gay stone
Not really?
I mean, it is better not taking up a slot, that is true, but what I was going to go on to say was that there are some that are really helpful but are hard to justify running
that was fun
so why didnt you say that /genq
Because people kept interrupting???
its not a verbal conversation, you can talk while other people are talking without it affecting anything
I felt obligated to respond to what people are saying and I can only type so quickly
what's an example of some jokers that are really helpful but are hard to justify running
what is a good mod to play other than cryptid?\
Obelisk maybe
early game high money skips (meaning: investment tag) are valuable because the expected value from a blind doesn't reach the same height as 25 dollars
anaglyph deck gives a lot of skip tags but even there like, negative tags rarely have any useful jokers, and even if it does, chances are you can just make room for it anyways without taking the skip and missing out on money, shops, and scaling
money isn't the only loss of skipping unfortunately, where you spend that money, the shop, is also important, and missing out on a shop can be the death of you
throwback has very slow scaling for an xmult. a card like hologram scales much faster (on average around .25x per blind, so 50% faster than throwback), and the swashbuckler example tells me that, the fact you find one skip worth it for around say, 5-7 mult tells me that you aren't making proper use of +mult scalers and scaling jokers period, which work at their highest when skips are at a minimum. red card, green joker, ride the bus, supernova, and spare trousers all ask you to play every last blind to ramp them as high as possible, allowing your xmult to pop off. the same applies to chip scalers like runner, square joker, castle, and wee joker.
re: spectral/tarot packs: it very much is important in the long run. if you've ever lost because of lacking proper strength to keep up with the blind requirements, the answer was most likely in the game, and the best way to find those answers is with searching shops as thoroughly as possible, meaning maximizing your money earned and minimizing your money paid, and finding a winning solution through the tools found. skipping a round for no reward completely annihilates one chance to do that, and with how quickly gold stake ramps, a mistake like that can cost you massively over the course of a run, even if it isn't instantly obvious
Whatās your opinion on holo foil king
Oops All 6s
Smeared/Fingers/Shortcut
Econ jokers besides MIR (since it's kind of busted)
6th Sense and other card-farming ones
Essay jump scare
who the hell is skull emojing before even reading what i said
Not me
its 2 paragraphs.
please i swear to god gen z is averse to anything that isn't like
2 sentences max
i actually fucking hate people who say shit like this i'm ngl
oops is situational but yeah that would probably be an okay negative hit
smeared/4f/shortcut is situational on you running a flush/straight build
econ jokers are never hard to justify running really, so i disagree here
6th sense and stuff arent hard to justify running unless eternal, because you can just drop them later
Your so edgy
oops is great for lucky cards
smeared is useless but 4 fingers and shortcut are great for straight builds
econ jokers are always useful even if they aren't rebate
6th sense and tarot generation are decent
I just got startled when a wall of text lagged me
you say that while also splitting your messages on the regular which makes it really hard to follow your conversations /gen
I disagree with Smeared being useless
Generation
i do this because it feels right
define edgy
you are the only person i've ever seen who gets so bothered by people doing this honestly
no
if i have a big point i want to make then ill make sure its all in one piece
im dyslexic
ie here
finding good flushes really isn't difficult
i dont mind splitting messages, its when its frequent and unnecessary and when you dont reply to yourself to make it clear that its a continuation of what you just said, rather than a separate message
I guess anything non-eternal can be dropped later yeah but I was thinking like, once you already have some decent scoring jokers
I find it tough to justify dropping a scoring card for a non-scoring one
i will say sometimes my internet sucks and things seem more broken than i intend
you only really need one source each of chips, +mult, and xmult
if you don't need a scoring card and it isn't contributing too much to your run
you can drop it
Goodbye my greatest run š
chat do i do the funny
photochad...
That's not the only thing it does though. It works for any other jokers
It singlehandedly makes Flowerpot almost viable
And also works with any suit-based jokers like Bloodstone and Onyx Agate
wow
Dumbass itās 10 million
its good for castle
"almost viable" two uncommons btw
photochad is better than 10 million
and aj
I know
the problem is that it also opens you up to an additional boss blind for those
and its usually not worth running smeared without those jokers, so youre less likely to want it to begin with
needing 2 slots for a 3x isn't really that useful and suit based jokers (that aren't arrowhead) aren't that good imo
you also quoted almost entirely uncommons, which are much less likely to be chosen over commons
Smeared is an utility joker so it's limited to what an utility joker can offer
Arrowhead??
arrowhead is the best suit joker imo, yeah
+250 chips or more in 1 flush is really good
Sure, doesn't mean they can't be there
what about the humorous and delectable bloodstone
balala
The speculative oops all sixes
foul
cantaloupe
bloodstone is a bit more than 3x at most on a very small number by itself
Oh and Hanging Chad actually.
That one's already good, but I feel skeptical about taking it early on when I don't have many enhanced cards or card based jokers
oh my god

Lucky.
peak
it makes them less impactful. youre less likely to get them from an edition skip
chad is good enough that its worth taking speculatively - even as an eternal
rental, thats tricky.
I hate rentals
Never taking one
speculative oops all sixes speculative lucky cards into bloodstone lucky cat business card for maximum gambling potential
it's a decent source of chips in the earlygame at the very least
youre probably losing a lot of runs because you write off rentals entirely then
1 lucky card is enough to make it go from meh to good
it can also save you with glass cards
so you pass on an rental blueprint then?
I guess if I'm making a buttload of money I'll consider it but losing $3 every round sucks
agree
its annoying, but thats what econ jokers are for
rentals are good in scenarios where you wouldn't be able to afford the original price or you're desp for scoring
like on a losing spot
im never taking an early rental blueprint fwiw
there's probably more
if you're above 25$, you'll be able to affoard it
Rental Blueprint sounds nice if I have good stuff but if I take it speculatively, I might lose before I get something worth even using the Blueprint to copy
i mean i feel like most of the time youre still on the up-n-up, bigs are four and bosses are five bucks flat
it's way better than perishable which is a downside like always
Legendary green joker when (Rick but it's hands instead of discards to scale)
yeah
interest alone keeps you alive, just stay at $28 rather than $25
i've lost 3 runs to early rental blueprint/brainstorm i never take it until later in the run anymore
yeah its not impossible to counter a rental by any means
whats more important is other econ sources
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sorry if im anoying
wh
knight pfp
econ sources (not interest cap) become more inportant on higher stakes because you're forced to overspend often
your name is really "DELTARUNE chapter 3 and 4" LMAO
that reminds me
deltarune chapter 3 and four
peak
persons mad they cant skull react me anymore and are now being much more annoying about it instead
š£ļø š„
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you also have to be more picky with what you take, which means spending more money to get what you need
how wonderful
i dont think its that deep /gen
rentals are also really good for generation jokers that don't activate at/after or right before the pay out page when you can't sell it
Well of course thatās just how the cookie crumbles sometimes
and for diet cola
its not
also can we talk about how third sanctuary is the best thing toby fox ever made
"toby fox making his greates rip in 11/12 for no reason"
-shay
its shayy
sorry
i misspelled
Chat
Would it be hypotheticaly possible to naneinf your money in Balatro?
I doubt it
Would require Perkeo and multiple blueprints to copy temperances or hermits
theoretically, because of tarot looping or the infinite vouchers bug
it would just take an unreasonable amount of time
tarot looping is also not a thing in the current version iirc
the default was changed to strength
Wtf xd
If I got a nickel every time I transitioned between a wee run to a photochad run with a 1000+ chips wee, id have two nickels. Thats not a lot, but strange it happend twice
Awesome job Local did
Maybe a glitch to make infinite double marks and then get the "win 25$ on defeating the boss blind"
that would take more time than it would take for the heat death of the universe to happen
Awnš
I might try it one day
Would be cool to be the first to do something on Balatro
:loopTeehee:
(Yes i dont have nitro anymore ignore it pretend there's an emoji here)
what
This shouldn't happen
should i
Chat, am I cooked?
Idk if you are serious but replace photograph with Baron
i will
I cannot, I have $6
NOOO I ROLLED OVER A SOCK
I'm making a mod for balatro rn that lets you skip boss blinds so I can truly skipmaxx
i see i se
nuhuh
Needed violet vessel man
Autistic association rise up
bro
We donāt bully it, we express it
Erm, it canāt be much better, if you take you need the 1/5 perkeo, but then you lose blueprint
on a king?
lets see
Howād it go?
Serpent
Still good
Are you making sure to copy Baron or are you just leaving it all on mime for gold? You can switch to gold last second.
hey guys im playing cryptid would ts be evil if i enabled achievements in the config menu??? (i def didnt turn em on...)
@gilded folio #āć»modding-general
dont ping me!!! š”
@cooldon
this wasnt in my channelsš”
im playing cryptid balatro which is yknow a chaotic mod
Yes.
in the config menu there is something related with achievements
to turn them on while playing the mod or off
Bruh.
so uhhmm
i mightve made the grave mistake of turning that on
but i still didnt play anything
i went too...
Honestly I shouldn't matter too much
Since off top of my head I think there's like 5ish scoring achievements
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Strength boiiii
I'm woke
so like i have a thing im trying to do for getting goal ideas for a balatro bingo board, i posted it in the off topic channel but idk if i shouldve posted it here instead? idk lol im lost
no idea but sounds fun
insane clown posse

hey check this out some advances on my balatro + slay the sphire [PokerRogue] :
on the combat phase, now im shuffling atk, defense, and heal cards also cards behave like in slay the sphire , and there is a hit animation and sound
this looks like a game Faker would be playing while queing
oh my god
I finally got it right... Damn yes š¬šæ
W?
W
still angry at myself for not having the required willpower nor luck tomake one of those builds
what is this run
should i buy the baseball card?
baseball card is op here yes
Which one would I swap?
blue joker
thx man
Do I get this?
reading the card explains the card š
Sad days
I don't know if it's worth it
dusk says "retrigger played cards"
your scoring is coming from your unplayed cards
ikr,they look so good and so funny
man i cannot wait to plant today
you ruined a run for me today š
So peak
Does baseball card still trigger debuffed jokers?
So not peak
For the 1.5x mult
Think abt it
I would assume not but I havenāt actually seen the interaction
So not peak
I have baseball card rn and midas mask is gonna get debuffed soon
i think it doesnt
Thatās what Iām thinking too
trading card vs debuffed card: 
canio vs debuffed card: 
Why not just wait till after the blind to cut the cards if theyāre debuffed?
NOO PLIS NO
Guys
yes
Do you know what is a curi?
no idea
Omg
is a Spanishāinternet slang term for a lowāquality, often poorlyādrawn, absurd or āshitpostā style meme.
never heard of that
thats high quality wdym
YEEESSSS BABYYY
Yorick
Dame
mr canyon boss blinds
That interesting
Wanna see more?
Everything I'm showing is from Facebook and Reddit groups, none of it is mine.
Challenge run played out interestingly
5 tribs save thee
how so many
I generalized the term a lot when I said that, sorry. You still get the idea, right?
Those Reddit guys are so good doing this
Most of these memes come from the Spanish-speaking community, I wanted to show you that side of the community.
Balatro balatrez found dead in home after playing cursed copy of balatro
They won't understand that name
Or they do?

The plant is really easy, I just beat it (first time)
It's black decks evil twin
One of the first I got on gold stake
Except black deck is the evil one and painted deck is the good one
It's only a problem during endless where jonklers are key to winning
Extra hand size means stronger hands usually too I think i beat gold stake with some four of a kind build
I swear to god I canĀ“t figure it out how to beat it, like every joker got so nerfed because the lack of jokers š
I“ll beat it...... 
Blue deck players watching me get 7 negative tags from one skip on anaglyph:
Blue deck players watching all those jokers be absolutely useless as well
Lmao
Stop relying on jonklers
Get yo planets up
Get yo money up
Not yo funny up
1 chip gen 1 mult gen 2 x mult and planets is far more than enough to figure it out
Playing a joker down isnt bad at all
I do that for gold stickers all the time
If you get like 8 negatives there's bound to be at least one that's useful to you
well painted deck is quite nice
Here goes the last curi for today
Never using invisible joker again ig
Why would you use invisible joker when you have 16 jokers
since you're strugglgin to find sane jokers anyway due to the perishable rentals, painted deck is just +2 hand size a lot of the times
+15 mult is helpful why donāt they allow me to use it
To have a really good joker but twice

Also I almost never take negative tag on that deck
Investment tag
Orbital sometimes
Maybe rare tag if I want blueprint or something
There's just better tags
That feeling when the ante has 2 flush orbitals
That feeling when flush orbital on anaglyph
Pair*

Half joker is useless to me
Half joker just sucks
I dont even take it on any build
Youre telling me I cant trash 2 cards every hand? I have to play 3 exactly?
It's really only ever good for early game when you don't have any +mult
Thats it really
50x20 is better than 70x5
I used to love playing plasma now I hate it
I love plasma cuz ourple
Yellow deck is just a normal deck but you have an inheritance
but dude
Nepotism baby deck

how the hell do i get good jokers
Money
like how do i unlock brainstorm per example
Money
durrt
Discard a royal flush
All the good ones are behind unlocks
Yeah just look at the collection and see the unlock requirements
For brainstorm I recommend just going into checkered deck
mfw when balatro has a good game design
And starting a new run if you run out of discards on the first round
gotcha
thanks
ill come back if i need more balatro advice
You'll end up getting them all just playing of course
Except brainstorm cuz why would you discard a royal flush
im tired of fucking loosing š
Brainstorm is a slightly worse blueprint
i play only flush and i keep loosing cuz i cant pass without playing it ykwim
i want that joker mult you get yk
you can see how to unlock jokers on the collection screen
I think it looks cooler than blueprint tho so that makes up for it
including brainstorm
ik
i just got notice of that
learn the way of red card and square joker 
Play pairs instead idk
Good ole two pair
play full houses
that's an awful hand š
Flush is the reliable hand for pretty much everything except abandoned
krill issue
No?
GG š„²
full house is more difficult to draw than a flush, and then it's worse for scoring aswell
Par
Its not that hard to draw full houses if you weight cards
There is no I in pair after all
Especially making a bunch of face cards or something
It's just try again
full house is really easy to deck fix for. and then you can spec into flush houses
Then you get to idol
Five of a kind
The natural progression
I don't think I've ever had a full house build in modern era
Skill issue ig
I be socking my buskin
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I never lock in on deck fixing as well as I do on early game wee builds
i havent booted up the game in a long while but a lot of my builds have been full house
My wee is usually massive by the end
With flush fives
On plasma
With all bonus cards
The wee man
Lucky cards for cat synergy
I rarely ever play lucky cards
Dude hates fun
i love lucky cards
That sounds funny
chips and mult are equally important in plasma
Are they maybe not as good as other enhancements? Sure but there's nothing like the dopamine rush of 20 dollar
i just unlocked brainstorm
Getting mult is just to soften the hit when it balances

thanks random people from the balatro server ily
I think you look at plasma deck all sorts of wrong
And thats okay
We all have time to grow as people
I cash in on chips
Sounds like a good way to constantly be losing in later antes
I only play the main 8 antes
Im not saying past the main 8 antes
Are you just running white stake plasmas all the time or something
Ok
Because I hate limitations
You do you i guess
winstreaking gold stake with plasma deck while only playign chips would be quite an achievement
need some mime midas bull action for vessel
I think half the player base could win white stake plasma without even opening their eyes so im not really surprised there
I was thinking gold stake runs
that's pretty much burglar
s tier joker
hi
I hate gold stake
I think adding limitations to play around is fun actually
I hate when eternals and rentals come into play
I don't like rentals showing up in the first 3 antes
Perishables I'm fine with
Like when all you need is a basic mult joker
You will never know the joy of a madness run ig
It'd require me to get a set of good eternal jokers
When in reality I'd get 2 eternal runners on a flush build
You don't need THAT good of eternal jokerss to make madness work
square joker and grimbo
STOP PLAYING FLUSHES THEN?
I like flushes though
Yeah you seem the type
The first couple?
idk how tot tell you this

Im stuck at black state
but runner is great for any type of build
We live in a mad world
id say at the very least, theyre still great past that too tbh
Oh my god they said the thing
If you have the jokers for it I guess?
What if you wanna pick up green joker?
Or do we just never do that
Ever
Hes playing white stake plasma
Forcing builds is all he knows
i think flush builds are good but far from foolproof
Good runners require you to play a lot of straights to which unless you're willing to possibly lose a lot would allocate possible jupiters to saturns
the fool
playing flush on white stake plasma is sort of schitzo
theyre good for winning, not so much endless mode
Saturn is one of the best scaling planet cards in the game if I see a runner I start playing for a straight build
you don't level up saturn for runner. you level up runner and then say thank you for the chips!
negative eternal misprint
Do I just hope and pray for Paradolia?
Straights are leagues better than flushes even on plasma deck
I'm saying you might fuck up your possible flush if you use up a club for a straight
Flushes are just more consistent which I like
Nah prolly not
Its abandoned deck man dont take it its bait
Imagine getting the plant on abandoned deck but you have pareidolia
I will NEVER take an eternal pareidolia
Eternal spaceman is a big w
I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY I THINK I MIGHT BE GOATED
For that reason ALONE
Love seeing my boy
He pulls through sometimes
God bless him
Plus every level is straight is super good actually
He's gotten me like 3 or 4 levels of straights
There should be a challenge where you have spaceman and 2 oops all 6's with a multiplier on the base ante value
Or however many oops all 6's it takes to get it to 4/4
fuck
Idk I never had more than 1
So you should have a win the game button
But it's like a high multiplier
Or just very high scaling
Like past gold stake scaling?
I had him proc 5 times in a row yesterday
I wouldn't know what gold scaling is like
no oops
Please try gold stake its so much fun
No
Youre limiting yourself from the game man
Every time I did I hated it
Thats called getting better
I don't like having to restart at the second ante cuz every joker is rental
it is fun because yoy get to do things you never though about since you're forced to do those things to win, but if yoy're not able to win 10 games in a row on white stake, you can focus on doung that
Then dont its literally proven you can beat the entirety of balatro without losing even one time 0 restarts and get every single gold sticker
I don't do seeded runs either 
Im not talking about seeded
will i get haunted for localthunk if im broke and downloaded balatro from another source?
Seeded runs are fine ig I've never played one
nah
Hes like super rich
noice
Said so himself
Bragging about your seeded runs is like publicly taking steroids before a weightlifting competition
I dont think anyone does this
i feel like i see so much content about seeded runs
Good
finding gold in natural runs is betta
You shouldn't
wish i saw more abt unseeded ones
But I'm a chill guy
my ability to summon 100 negative perkeos by ante2 is clearly peak balatro peformance
2day i literally found an super ultra mega insane early baron
literally first shop
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actually i did see a thing abt this dude who saw someone happy abt their high score n was like "light work" n then pulled up a seeded run just to win
broke naneinf with it
I think seeded runs are mostly for people wanting to practice high antes
people are kinda lame like that actually
but u wont practice if you get the seed with like the all 10 spades
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Like its really really hard to get nan even in a run with most the puzzle pieces because people dont understand how to play on an ante like 22
nah id reroll
one time i was scattering in shop rerolling for gold
and my dumbuzz rerolled blueprint
Me when I reroll just to find 2 faceless jokers on abandoned deck
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i lost 3 antes after that
the wheel popped!!! PRAISE BE THE WHEEL
Optimizing every action when you play is a good skill to learn and I think seeded runs help some people get better at that
Ive never done one
also
or just a tool to see how far can you go with predetermined jokers
If im getting nan its gonna be no practice getting right in there
ex: that seed with neg. perkeo and triboulet
Well we know how far that would be
Ante 39 with optimal play
(very)
if you choose plasma tho
w/out plasma it would be like sm like 27
or idk
rlly
maybe...
You never know
Yellow deck is underrated
I think its appropriately rated
Kinda low key
Not talked about but not dogged on
I like a yellow deck run money is sick
idk about that
considered the best deck for winning by basically everyone
blue deck is also kind of underrated lwk
I would love to play blue deck, but ante1 is so scary
1 extra hand is basically grabber voucher
need that extra money to find scoring
ante 1 is literally playing poker
so boriinggg
People literally say its one of the best decks in the entire game for gold stake man
Lol
probably
my fellow balatro players at my class says it sucks

They must like losing
they lost on ante 7 with a STACKED seeded run
tbf I think most decks are quite strong, but dififcult to manage
with the right welder it could go rlly far
How does one call out cloud nine haters like they're even a thing
Who tf out here hating on cloud 9
unfortunately they are real
golden joker but more potential š¤·āāļø
Costs like a few extra bucks
itās $1 extra
But its gonna pay for itself
business card goes brr
WHO?
me
Who are these people?
:angrier:
Aloha
Like I can see some misguided person hating on something like red card or flash card because they dont know how to win at the game
i see the argument that itās just golden joker most of the time (any scaler starts out being meh)
also that 9s are a bad rank to build around because of a lack of synergies (the synergy is cloud 9???)
But cloud nine takes like fives seconds of thinking to understand its just golden joker
Do they hate golden joker too?
Do they hate money?
Are they communists?
woah
space rockets are also insane
big jump
they are insanely stacked for cash
Golden joker is a good card though why would that be an anti cloud 9 argument
anyway yeah i was gonna say like
an extra hand can be 5 cards of extra drawing power, more scoring, more scaling, or $1 extra per round
how can you think thatās bad
whos in with me when space rockets are mad good
Some people can't discern the fact that an extra hand is also an extra discard in a way
So you'll have people liking red deck over it for some reason
Even though its essentially better red deck in most cases
i was like that when i was new
wrong reply
i thought red deck was better than blue deck
i still recognized blue deck was good though
(space rocket is an insane card)
It also helps scale your jokers a lot
i argued with someone earlier today who said cloud 9 was bad
their main reason being thereās no good reason to build 9s (cloud 9 is that reason though)
Me when im intentionally dense
i think part of it is people not understanding the power of econ
because youāre deck fixing for econ rather than scoring
There really isnt a good reason to build 9s like let's be real
me still liking it while never having built towards it 
gros michel best joker in the game oat š
i can give you a good reason to build 9s
you find a strength and a pair of 8s in an arcana pack
thatās reason enough
negative space rocket 
Unless of course I have a cloud 9 I have to have the joker
Me when all it takes is The Idol, Sock and Buskin, Pareidolia, and some copy jokers to score e20 with 9s
literally any rank can be good
Like ill never fix my deck around 9s to pick up a cloud 9 thats ridiculous
real
And frankly just stupid
what
The potential of having an extra dollar in the future if I roll into a cloud 9 is not a good incentive to make 9s usually
thats why always get space rockets ā¤ļøāš©¹
I'd sooner make face cards or hack cards
what about 2 dollars
u use cryptid mod or sum??
This is old, I lost it because of the plant
If cloud 9 gave 2 dollars per 9 it'd be a busted ass card
or three
oh
Thats 8 dollars a round for essentially nothing
Took an eternal burglar and eternal matador on a gold stake run, surely nothing can go wrong

Thanks showmanā¦š (it gave me another riff raff even though I had one)


