🎙・server-chat

[dry cedar]

Red card mid

[verbal zephyr]

that’s bait

[lean trench]

This guy likes losing

[drifting ginkgo]

red card is fire

[uneven edge]

bait

[slim junco]

4 blueprints pointing to mime

[drifting ginkgo]

there might be people in this chat that with my joker setup whould take hologram ngl

[lean trench]

Youd be surprised how many people think it scales poorly so maybe it isnt bait

[tranquil oak]

K this seed is better, took round 1 rare skip to get the order, and there was a blueprint in the bafoon pack

Good stuff

[lean trench]

Red card with early liquidation my beloved

[tranquil oak]

The order is eternal but straight runs usually work out

[drifting ginkgo]

talk all you want, but this is the most bait of them all

[lean trench]

3k?

Jesus its been 3 antes

[drifting ginkgo]

you clearly never tried eternal stancil on black deck

[lean trench]

Bro hasn't spent a DIME

Good job

[drifting ginkgo]

nope

thx :3

[lean trench]

Roll once to feel something

[drifting ginkgo]

i do

[slim junco]

i rolled a nat 1

[drifting ginkgo]

i take a celestial pack and roll 2 times every shot

[lean trench]

Whats your headroom anyway

[drifting ginkgo]

wdym?

[lean trench]

Like how far above the blind do you score

When do you die

[drifting ginkgo]

im at e50 rn

and the req is e17

[thorny niche]

but it increases

[drifting ginkgo]

wait

[slim junco]

ur 7 antes from the e70+ ones\

[lean trench]

You got at least until ante 20 or 21

[drifting ginkgo]

i rerolled amber acorn and got the house???

[lean trench]

Maybe more i cant member

[slim junco]

discord removed my dr house gif

[lean trench]

Actually with retcon youve probably got all the way to 24

[lean trench]

You can reroll for serpent if its dire

[opaque shard]

This sucks

I'm sorry chat

[slim junco]

where are my lowtiergod gifs

[drifting ginkgo]

i think when i get observatory ill score maybe e90

[lean trench]

So 9 more chances at the vouchers you need

[drifting ginkgo]

yep

[lean trench]

Say a prayer ig

[slim junco]

cat printer joker is my favorite

[drifting ginkgo]

im gonna smash the monitor if i dont get naneinf becouse its 3:55 am rn for me

omen globe bruh

[dry cedar]

+3 mult for each skipped booster...?

[lean trench]

Thats an integral piece of the puzzle too

[dry cedar]

Mid

[lean trench]

You're still gonna ecto at some point I presume no?

[drifting ginkgo]

why should it be

[lean trench]

Gotta be able to find it

[drifting ginkgo]

the optimal scoring is 3 barons and 2 mimes right?

couse i got no steel

[lean trench]

Should be weighted for baron yes

[void jetty]

delete dna :trol:

[lean trench]

You say that like its not a line

[drifting ginkgo]

i found an ecto

[lean trench]

Dna is first to go

[drifting ginkgo]

i think i sell dna

and then roll hard for it

[lean trench]

Nows a good time yes because of all the headroom

Try not to roll too hard still

[drifting ginkgo]

i got the ecto with omen globe so you were right too

[lean trench]

Sell dna

Ecto

Get rolling for showman and dna

[drifting ginkgo]

invisible joker lol

[lean trench]

Oh fuck yeah

More blueprints

[drifting ginkgo]

or brainstorm

im just gonna exit the shop, i dont wanna roll for dna later too

[orchid raft]

GGs, it took me two days

[lean trench]

Yeah just hold again until invisible goes off

[dry briar]

bro was still doing it

[lean trench]

Hopefully it hits the right jokers or you'll be selling the baron or mime for a showman

Or the perkeo

[drifting ginkgo]

e 28 without dna

oof

[thorny niche]

if you plant a plant then the plant should be less planty

[lean trench]

Youre still good on the ante

[drifting ginkgo]

ik ik

[lean trench]

Thats why its probably best you got ecto here this early

Remember your high end

You may need to roll all 3k if youre unlucky but I doubt it

Pick up a rebate if you see it obviously

[drifting ginkgo]

im not at 3699 dollars

blueprint!!!!!!

lets gooo

[lean trench]

Both feet are in the kitchen

[drifting ginkgo]

is it online?

[lean trench]

Maybe

[drifting ginkgo]

i think not

[lean trench]

Next dna maybe start making steel?

[drifting ginkgo]

frick i accidentally skipped a cola

[lean trench]

Its probably time

[drifting ginkgo]

i found another invis joker but its clearly bait

[orchid raft]

Green got beaten :D, which deck do I try now?

going for all gold stakes

[drifting ginkgo]

painted

[lean trench]

Abandoned my beloved

[orchid raft]

Painted and abandoned then

[hazy field]

15x

[lean trench]

I HATE face cards

[orchid raft]

plant:

[lean trench]

Maybe save abandoned for after June tho

[hazy field]

its ace or nothing

[lean trench]

Playing straights on pride month 👎

[drifting ginkgo]

with the new blueprint o got im now scoring e36

still no dna to

[lean trench]

Do you even want a dna

[drifting ginkgo]

yes

its scoring

[lean trench]

I guess so until antimatter

[real grail]

Chat i need help, Should i get the invis joker?

[lean trench]

Then its probably just more blueprint more brainstorm

Then nan with serpent

Burglar and ship it

[lean trench]

I dont think so

If yes sell out of the baseball cards prolly

[real grail]

Aight thanks

[lean trench]

And the stencil unless youre doing the greatest pivot of all time

6 stencils is the dream run man

[real grail]

Yup good choice

[drifting ginkgo]

bro its been 3 shops and i didnt find dna

im at 500 dollars

[lean trench]

I did say not to roll way too hard

[real grail]

Super chill now

[drifting ginkgo]

bro i die if i dont

[lean trench]

Whats the ante?

Also no

No matter what you dont if you have the money to roll into serpent

You are using your mimes effectively to maximize end of round payout I'd assume

How much is that a round anyway

[drifting ginkgo]

omg

dna found

at 374 dollars left

[lean trench]

I also said take a rebate if you see it for this reason too

Or reserved parking or any of that while looking for the joker you need

[drifting ginkgo]

18

[lean trench]

With mime reserved parking can be hundreds of dollars a round

With rebate? Jesus

What is it five copy effects?

30 bucks a discarded king

[orchid raft]

Why?

something will happen in june?

[drifting ginkgo]

i have no room for any of those now

still no blank

[lean trench]

Its pride month and abandoned deck makes straight builds ultra viable

[drifting ginkgo]

e59 with dan

[lean trench]

I know but I'd find it hard to believe you saw neither when rolling down 3 thousand dollars lol

[drifting ginkgo]

youd be surprised

[thorny niche]

abandoned deck is home of phobic

[lean trench]

They aren't a rare joker man

Itd be a statistical anomaly

[drifting ginkgo]

idk what to tell ya

other then i hate magic trick

[lean trench]

No overstock?

[drifting ginkgo]

overstock yes, not overstock+ tho

[lean trench]

Still theyre both commons

Thats insane

Start making steel then

Lots

[drifting ginkgo]

uh oh i blundered

i copied dna only with brainstorm

[lean trench]

Dont be doing that

Make steel discard for gold make steel discard for gold make steel discard for gold until you get antimatter or observatory then youre done

Yay nan

[prime crow]

#🎥・videos-and-streams

looks inside
roffle thumbnails

[drifting ginkgo]

omg e 42

i was sweating

[lean trench]

You are copying the mime with everything at the end of round I hope

[drifting ginkgo]

yes

[lean trench]

Money is still important

[drifting ginkgo]

bruh negative throwback

[lean trench]

Throwing it back?

[drifting ginkgo]

ehm

wtf is happening

what?

[lean trench]

I'd send that to thunk LOL

[drifting ginkgo]

obvously i sell dna and take dna

[lean trench]

Duh

[drifting ginkgo]

dude charriot wont show up

wtf

[lean trench]

Patience damn

You got time

(Maybe)

[real grail]

The run died :(

[drifting ginkgo]

im scoring e59

and the req is e37

[random bobcat]

Highest I’ve gotten a hand level up to

[candid relic]

Need more money

[random bobcat]

SEZ U

[candid relic]

💀

[lean trench]

1 dabloon

[candid relic]

😂

[random bobcat]

When you know you’re dead, blow all your money. You can’t take it with you when you’re gone 💨

[lean trench]

Real

[random bobcat]

This can apply to real life as well.

@candid relic I forgot you don’t have any to blow in real life so I guess just Balatro actually.

[lean trench]

You need to score e78

Without serpent

[drifting ginkgo]

ik

[lean trench]

I dont think steel does it so really antimatter is your only hope

[drifting ginkgo]

youre forgetting observatory

[lean trench]

Oh yeah true

You got 2 outs

Observatory would be SICK

[drifting ginkgo]

finally a charriot

[lean trench]

Time to make a billion steel

[random bobcat]

What mod are you using that shows the extra stuff?

I see everyone using it but never know where or how to get it

[drifting ginkgo]

wait i need to check the name

[candid relic]

Smh bro can’t use Reddit

Lmk too plz

[drifting ginkgo]

JokerDisplay

[random bobcat]

Thanks AutumnCircle999, love you!

[drifting ginkgo]

np

[random bobcat]

No love you too?

[candid relic]

HAHA

[drifting ginkgo]

im straight

[random bobcat]

That’s wild.

[drifting ginkgo]

lvl 69 straight

[random bobcat]

During pride month too

[candid relic]

😂😂

[drifting ginkgo]

if it was wild it whould have been a straight flush

duh

@lean trench from e 59 to e66 with half steels in hand

[lean trench]

Nvm then shit you may have it

[drifting ginkgo]

maybe

[lean trench]

Actually no, not nan with serpent still need that slot of burglar

[drifting ginkgo]

i just take out dna

[lean trench]

Damn its 4AM for you and youre still thinking better than me

[drifting ginkgo]

its 4:37

i think better at night

a person who thinks all the time

[lean trench]

Yeah I think 1 billion cards is better than a few first hand now that my brain is jogging

See if you can scrounge together an all steel hand

If e78 ill throw you a party

Yippee nan

Possibly e39 run too?

[drifting ginkgo]

im trying

[lean trench]

Ante***

[drifting ginkgo]

if i get observatory absolutly

[lean trench]

Could just pull up the calculator to see

[drifting ginkgo]

i have phantom preview

wait

i see the serpent ahead

:3

@lean trench im about to see my score with 11 card in hand and only 1 gold card, the rest steel

[lean trench]

7 billion animations later

[drifting ginkgo]

e72

[lean trench]

so close

[drifting ginkgo]

yet so far

[lean trench]

god bless this run with an observatory 🙏

[drifting ginkgo]

wait i just noticed

i broke ante record, score record and round record with this run

[lean trench]

Well yeah I'd hope so

[drifting ginkgo]

i think my old record was a bloodstone run

i never did an idol run lol

[lean trench]

This was my best

[drifting ginkgo]

damn

[lean trench]

I ended the run after shipping that score cause I didnt feel like playing out the antes

[drifting ginkgo]

wanna hop in call so i can screenshare?

im not gonna talk tho

[lean trench]

Nah im too comfy in bed

[drifting ginkgo]

ok lol

respent time

serpent*

[lean trench]

Ill be asleep soon and youve got 3 hours left on your run

Maybe more

[drifting ginkgo]

yea i have to go asleep soon too

@lean trench if you want tomorrow we can hop in call and finish the run

omg finally blank

[lean trench]

Considering youre like a bajillion hours ahead of me and ill be working most of tomorrow just go on and finish it whenever

Do tell me how it turns out though

[leaden violet]

fire

[misty veldt]

[leaden violet]

😭😭😭😭

[spring robin]

Looks at these cards I bought chat

[wicked dove]

where did you get them

[spring robin]

Fangamer

[leaden violet]

thats cool

[ornate scaffold]

DAMMIT HOLOGRAPHIC

[wicked dove]

just short of it

what does trousers sell for again

[ornate scaffold]

if it wasn’t holographic i wouldn’t be 😭

[ornate scaffold]

it’s enough but i ain’t getting rid of my mult source

[wicked dove]

holo is mult too i think

how much mult does trousers have

[ornate scaffold]

16

i didn’t sell it and just moved on

plenty of fish in the deck

[wicked dove]

even though it may have been a good econ choice it always hurts to pass up blueprint 😭

imo

[ornate scaffold]

HAHAHAHAHA

YES

[leaden violet]

😭

im cooked rn

[wicked dove]

holy sh- that's really lucky

what's the seed

[wicked dove]

scholar

[ornate scaffold]

i have no clue how to check without dying

or winning

[wicked dove]

oh uh

press options

or actually wait it's not seeded

nvm you can finish the run first i forgot how to 😭

[honest canopy]

Seed is only visible once you win or lose

In saying that I think once you beat Ante 8 and go into endless the seed is still not visible? So you need to make note of it there or just see it again when you finish

[final delta]

hello

[rose pond]

hi!

[wicked dove]

hiii welcome

[ornate scaffold]

IT GAVE ME ANTIMATTER HOLOGRAM AND THEN A STANDARD TAG AND I HAD 4 DOUBLES

this game is amazing

[wicked dove]

you have been blessed with luck

and a good seed

[waxen trail]

Been a while since I talked here

[compact cape]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[waxen trail]

Sup guys

[compact cape]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waxen trail]

Good job

[rose pond]

Good job!

[ornate scaffold]

GOLD STAKE UNLOCKED FUCK YEA

HAHAHA

[wicked dove]

forsaken mention

[wicked dove]

gjj

[waxen trail]

YEEEAAAHH

[wicked dove]

i love elliot

he is so peak

[acoustic loom]

ELLIOT FROM FORSAKEN MENTIONED!!

[wicked dove]

oh i just summoned a forsaken fan

hiii

[acoustic loom]

heh waves

[compact torrent]

dusk carried golden needle, all challenges completed now

[wicked dove]

i'm proud to understand that perfectly

[hearty acorn]

Guys

Am I doing this

Do I sell showman and ceremonial blade

Like rn

Blade is at 60 mult

I think I might do it

Cause when invisible joker becomes active I can sell it and get 5 idols essentially

Then when negative joker tag comes I skip it

My deck kinda small too

5 idols would
Be insane score

[wintry patrol]

technically i guess you’re guaranteed to draw your whole deck if you use hands as discards

[hearty acorn]

Right

But idk what the score is on 5 idols

It’s gotta be enough for a few more antes right 🤷‍♂️

[wintry patrol]

i’d be concerned but gl

like it’s way too funny to not take both idols
even if it’s not the optimal play for winning consistently

[hearty acorn]

Wasn’t even enough to get 20k chips

On a 4 of a kind

I’m too scared to even play the rest of the round

Oh my god

I’m relying on a 3 of a kind of lucky 9’s to win right now

I can’t believe this shit

I lost

[carmine holly]

So um.... This is f-jimbo sounds- insane

[compact cape]

WHAAAATT??!!!!!!!

Papu, what the heck?

[lone vault]

should i get hanging chad and if so what should i lose for it

hologram is at 2.25x and constellation is at 2.5x

[nova shore]

misprint

[carmine holly]

Last Ante
Skipped Big Blind
I got a bunch of double tap

[lone vault]

alright

[cobalt summit]

U lied

[carmine holly]

Omg a Johnny guy

[glad hazel]

@upper swift webos

[upper swift]

[lone vault]

should i get wraith gang

[young frigate]

which poker hand do u guys think is the best

[cobalt summit]

Hi there

[lone vault]

i really like two pair but it isn’t the best playing

unless you stack planet cards

[young frigate]

i have realized that

but can the same happen with high card?

that got me thinking

🤔

[carmine fog]

do i take lusty here instead of tribe? im already averaging out about 150k each hand but id want to know if id diminish my score and ruin the run if i switch it out

[orchid raft]

The trio

[leaden violet]

😭

im confused too

any recommendations?

should i buy photo?

[carmine fog]

not an expert but id say switch out photo for tribe

what level is your flush

[leaden violet]

let me see

3

its horrible

im not getting cards to lvl up

[carmine fog]

well if you take photo id recommend leveling your flush anyways

better outcomes

youll probably win eitherway but look into it

[onyx wren]

remove the flush one and buy fibonacci, and put pareidolia in as the last card

[leaden violet]

i already lost

but thx yall😂

[tranquil oak]

I used to love fib but it feels pretty mid, can still work ofc but you need some kind of retriggers to make it better

Generally favour even the clubs gemstone one for mult option now

Forgot the name

Onyx agate

Baseball card works decent with em

Hmm, I’m contemplating taking rough gems in the first shop over hanging chad, am I crazy?

Kinda need econ

[lone vault]

why is the damn boss blind for ante 9 1.1M BUT THE SMALL BLIND FOR ANTE 10 IS 7.2M

[tranquil oak]

Chad more likely to show up again later

[tranquil oak]

The blinds increase exponentially

Ante 10 is an even bigger leap

[lone vault]

look at my setup that run

i got baseball card later hold on

[onyx wren]

what deck u used?

[tranquil oak]

I went with rough gems cus I love money

Chad will come back around later

[orchid raft]

well, i hate my life

[lone vault]

ghost

[lone vault]

you’re cooked

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[ancient radish]

mann i really hope not to lose this one

[carmine fog]

do i take photo if so what do i sell

[fallow violet]

If I were you, you would sell the green joker, I don't remember de name

[carmine fog]

gives bloodstone less procs but i suppose 🙏

[fallow violet]

I think the Photo with the Ballot will give you three x2 guaranteed, adding the possibility of get a x1.5 for each heart cards, if you are playing full color

[timid cloak]

7 1.5xs is like 17x

[night hamlet]

where to put bp

[timid cloak]

If you get average luck photo is better

[timid cloak]

Not talking to you I was talking to the other guy gimme a second to figure this out

[night hamlet]

Aight

[timid cloak]

I think just put it on chad

Cause sock would give way less mult for like 20 more chips

I think copying a photo would do less

[night hamlet]

okay

cuz chad does more photo activations ya?

[timid cloak]

If theres 4 triggers and 2 photo and BP adds 2 triggers or one photo then its a 50% mult increase either way but copying chad gives more chips and glass cards and lucky card procs

Unless you have red seals and no glass then photo is better

[olive ferry]

5 triggers × 3 ×2 = 15
7 triggers × 2 x2 = 14
Copy chad

[night hamlet]

bet

[olive ferry]

Hol on

[timid cloak]

You messed that uo

[olive ferry]

I did

[timid cloak]

Its 4 triggers x2 x2 x2

And 6 triggers x2 x2

[olive ferry]

Thats the same isnt it

[timid cloak]

Wait

With that logic copying photo gives more

[olive ferry]

Id copy photo if thats the case because the animation is faster
At least I feel like its faster

[night hamlet]

Guys

[timid cloak]

I think thats better than sock

[night hamlet]

Bet

[timid cloak]

And then copy chad

[olive ferry]

Tru

[night hamlet]

significantly better

1b to 7b

Guys

[timid cloak]

HAHA

get it over the BP and sell the negatives

You need the screenshot

[night hamlet]

LMFAO

i lowkey do but i also lowkey still need my showman

for the 5 photo potential

🤑

deadass tho should i take chad

[timid cloak]

Uhh

[night hamlet]

over a photo or something

[orchid raft]

more mult

[night hamlet]

photo is more?

[timid cloak]

Photo is better cause of the initial trigger, so keep bp and wait for ecto

If you want to be tryhard

[night hamlet]

bet

wait remind me what ecto is

[timid cloak]

Ectoplasm spectral card

Makes a random joker negative

[night hamlet]

is that the negative one

k bet

[timid cloak]

For -1 hand size

Or antimatter voucher

[thorny niche]

photo

[night hamlet]

ima gonna have to roll all the way down

almost died to 70b ante

[orchid raft]

If you have three photo and two ballots you are doing this:

2X 2X 2X (five times)

but if you get the ballot:

2X 2X (seven times)
So, depend on your actual deck rn

[night hamlet]

guys

i have many kings

[thorny niche]

the pivot

[night hamlet]

who do i sell

a photo?

[thorny niche]

idk

[night hamlet]

lol

[night hamlet]

help me out here goat

[tranquil oak]

What do you think guys, will I have enough to beat ante 8 boss?

Kinda worried

Triboulet kinda poppin off rn with all my polychrome kings

[night hamlet]

damn i took baron

this run is over

gas

GGS

[dark anchor]

I beat white stake like a lot of times

[icy atlas]

[pale haven]

Hi

[tranquil oak]

Best egg

[thorny niche]

Retcon

[hoary flare]

Neggative

[tranquil oak]

I had an eternal egg the other day reach $90

Great temperance value

Too bad I couldn’t fit swashbuckler in my lineup

Swash would get the same amount of mult from that egg that red card would get from skipping on 30 packs

Or 45 2 pairs played for spare trousers

[patent lake]

egg is overpower

[strange meadow]

i have a straight flush build ig??

going into ante 3 with smeared joker and shortcut

theres nothing in particular that can really knock it either

i got NOTHING for mult the run's dead

sucks

[vernal sedge]

Bomboclat

[north goblet]

What did the deck look like

[slim junco]

Hey guys

[green thunder]

Can someone pick a number between 1 and 38 and that will be the deck I use in the cryptid mod

[fallen vale]

why i dont have the skip button(sorry my English skills are bad)

[nova shore]

37

[nova shore]

???

reload the game

[fallen vale]

okay

here

[nova shore]

eh

have you buy the game from steam?

[fallen vale]

no

[nova shore]

:(

[fallen vale]

i cracked

[green thunder]

What a pick

[nova shore]

jeje

[fallen vale]

last time i played it was normal

[red narwhal]

Death

[slim junco]

I pick anti matter

[nova shore]

zzzzz

[slim junco]

Sleepy thing

[nova shore]

im saying that antimatter is one of the worst

[slim junco]

It’s really boring

However I’ve had the game for 2 days now

On steam atleaset

[nova shore]

win or crash, chose your path

[slim junco]

Deck of equilibrium is quite cool I think

[nova shore]

uh yea, eh..., #⚙・modding-general

[green thunder]

I play on an older version of cryptid and on anti matter the calculations alone take over a d the animation alot longer

[nova shore]

whh

why

[green thunder]

I play on mobile ...

[nova shore]

:(

[green thunder]

I have not crashed somehow

[nova shore]

rules

[green thunder]

There is a newer version I can get but then I have to uninstall my base game to get it

[nova shore]

↑

[hard gyro]

I have 12 kings should I take baron?

What should I sell?

Juggler is out of the question because I used ecto

[slim junco]

What’s ur fav unmodded deck

[glad oriole]

no

[hard gyro]

Here is the seed

Ngl credit card was kind of the mvp in that run

I had no econ at the start of the run and the shops had decent stuff

[glad oriole]

did you take baron

[hard gyro]

Nope

Not at all

I was using full houses and they mainly had kings in them so baron was no use for me

I found him twice tho

But i chose not to take him

[hard gyro]

Piracy moment

[hard gyro]

You mean vanilla?

I would say erratic

Man driver's license is kinda underrated

One of my favorite xmult jokers

[green thunder]

I own balatro I just Don't want to uninstall it and reinstall if I want to play it again

It takes 30 min to install bc I have bad Internet

[agile jungle]

stay explosive

[hard gyro]

Fair

I think you can update the game tho

Through Google play or app store

The game is like 62 mb

It's probably the smallest game I have on my phone

I can't believe how the game is so small in terms of storage

[nova shore]

still, modding balatro inst allowed

[hard gyro]

He is modding on phone?

[nova shore]

the images of the game are 71×95 pixel mostly xd

[nova shore]

yea

[hard gyro]

True but the game is filled to the brim with content

I never seen a game being modded on phone

[nova shore]

It must be because it's made with Lua, I really have no idea.

[hard gyro]

Damn

[nova shore]

undertale with 3826 fandom games:

[hard gyro]

Undertale isn't a phone game lol

[nova shore]

that make it even worst xd

I prefer not to continue talking about this, just in case

gn jimbo

[hard gyro]

We getting banned for talking about mods?

What's wrong with the topic exactly

[green thunder]

It's not allowed in any chat but the modding one

[hard gyro]

Fair

[nova shore]

mods are only fine in pc

any other platform with mods involve piracy

[hard gyro]

Debuffs all mods

A debuff is bad

Nobody likes to be debuffed

I white stickered juggler

And credit card

Yay

[nova shore]

neither

[untold narwhal]

Yarrgh

[hard gyro]

What is this

[desert valve]

The high seas, matey

I say very unenergetically

Ok bye I'm gonna go die for being cringe and dumb

[vernal sedge]

Mods are bannable?

Why yall running this like a military camp

And if if ppl get banned for it then that’s micro management because ppl send memes in gen all the time

And ppl have off topic chats in general all the time

Ppl talk abt bugs in gen all the time

Ppl talk abt other games in gen all the time

Enforce every rule equally or don’t have the rule 😭

[native wasp]

polterworx isa 1984 ah server i got banned for self reacting

[hard siren]

how do you see a runs seed without ending it

[candid relic]

Can’t just have to get to endless then copy it and continue

Would you guys believe me if I told you I had all steel kings a negative Mime BS AND BP and accidentally rolled past the baron

[brisk zinc]

1337

[brisk zinc]

you don't i think

[hard siren]

i think you can see it only after you finish endless if you go into options

or something weird like that

[candid relic]

I’m actually so upset. I got dna and holo and bp in the first one or two antes it carried me until I started making steel kings and hit the negative mime. I could see someone way better than me hitting naneinf with that seed or atleast e100+ so titled

[hard gyro]

#1386984432761569390

[tender kestrel]

When sold

[hard gyro]

No as long as he is there

To make it more balanced

[grim prism]

That's what she said! 😂😂😂

[grim prism]

Just stay alive mate

[brisk zinc]

what rarity and price are you thinkin

[grim prism]

hey finnish girl

[hard gyro]

Uncommon and 5$

[brisk zinc]

hello

[grim prism]

[hard gyro]

What's a Finnish girl?

[brisk zinc]

me

[grim prism]

a girl that is finnish

[hard gyro]

What does it mean

[grim prism]

from finland mate

[hard gyro]

Oh

I thought they are called finlandians

[grim prism]

what the fuck

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[brisk zinc]

do we sell ancient i'm playing pairs and 3oaks

[hard gyro]

No you don't sell ancient

[grim prism]

who's we

[brisk zinc]

just me i lied

[grim prism]

knew it

they always lie

[brisk zinc]

i guess smiley goes

[grim prism]

💔

[hard gyro]

Do you really need burnt joker?

You can get telescope

[brisk zinc]

dude it's so easy to level up pairs

[hard gyro]

+steady econ

[brisk zinc]

i'm selling smiley idc

[grim prism]

😔

[hard gyro]

Smiley is legit one of the best +mult jokers

No way you are selling it

[brisk zinc]

then i'm selling ancient

[grim prism]

[brisk zinc]

i am keeping burnt

[hard gyro]

Ancient is legit one of the best xmult jokers

No way you are selling it

[brisk zinc]

i don't need +mult from smiley if i can level up my main hand twice every round

[grim prism]

Jimbo is legit one of the worst guys on this server

[hard gyro]

More score is good

[hard gyro]

No way you are saying it

[brisk zinc]

dude i get +2 levels every single round with burnt

that's more +mult than smiley

[grim prism]

Im jokin ily

[hard gyro]

Actually makes sense

[grim prism]

then just do it

[hard gyro]

Yeah sell ancient

[desert valve]

Sell smiley yeah

[hard gyro]

No

Sell anicent

[grim prism]

who got zedd in the convo💔

[desert valve]

Smiley isn't that good

[desert valve]

Me.

[hard gyro]

It is with photo

[grim prism]

nvm i approve

[grim prism]

the dot at the end isn't tuff my guy

[brisk zinc]

if i get plant ante 7 i'm uninstalling

[hard gyro]

No way you guys hating on smiley

[desert valve]

Kinda

[hard gyro]

Just get vhs

Or luchador

[candid relic]

No way yall debating what to sell there😂xD

[brisk zinc]

"just get"

it's literally rng

[desert valve]

Wtf does that even mean anymore

[hard gyro]

I believe on you

[grim prism]

we can finally play something together

[brisk zinc]

if i could "just get" any voucher i'd get them all

[grim prism]

yk what i mean

[hard gyro]

How many pair levels you got

[brisk zinc]

i've redeemed 5 vouchers this run and haven't seen vhs

[candid relic]

Not getting directors or luch is actually a skill issue confirmed

[brisk zinc]

16

18 now

[grim prism]

[desert valve]

Keep burnt def

[brisk zinc]

yea i did

[hard gyro]

Maybe you could brute force the plant

[grim prism]

Sometimes in the life..

[brisk zinc]

i got the wall ezpz

[desert valve]

Why tho

[hard gyro]

Well if she can't reroll it it has to be forcefully beaten

Plant is cruel

[desert valve]

No but why would you want the plant

[brisk zinc]

no i was saying i don't want the plany

[hard gyro]

Who said I want the plant

[brisk zinc]

but IF i got it i'd have to brute force

but i didn't

[hard gyro]

You probably won't even get it this run

I had some face bulid runs where I never even saw the plant

[brisk zinc]

idk how to explain it but these are the same image

[celest jetty]

i mean really, planning for the plant after a certain point is just unsustainable

[brisk zinc]

oh my god i skipped an ectoplasm last shop and now i get a soul

maybe i can sell burnt now

[celest jetty]

u, at one point, have to go all-in on face cards, and no other hand will rly get u up there

[celest jetty]

noooo

[hard gyro]

I think the right move was to copy chad

You get xmult for photo and ancient

[brisk zinc]

bro i got 21 million points i don't think it matters at that point

anyway we sell burnt now right

[hard gyro]

Yeah i am just saying if you are looking for more score

Why

[brisk zinc]

i'm looking to just beat the game

not even endless

[hard gyro]

What did you get

[brisk zinc]

soul

[hard gyro]

Chicot

[celest jetty]

chicot would be nice

[brisk zinc]

i mean

yea

wouldn't be the worst atp

[hard gyro]

It was chicot

?

[celest jetty]

tell us who u get!

manifesting trib for you

[brisk zinc]

it was a holo trib lmao

[celest jetty]

LESGOOOO

[hard gyro]

Even better

[brisk zinc]

we win these

[hard gyro]

You got photochad+

[celest jetty]

copy trib i think, 100%

[brisk zinc]

ofc

[celest jetty]

🤝

[solemn sierra]

How do you have those info tabs beneath your jokers?

[brisk zinc]

jokerdisplay mod

[hard gyro]

Mods

[solemn sierra]

Well, nevermind. I don't own a PC

[brisk zinc]

sell trib for eternal jimbo? ||/s just in case||

[hard gyro]

Yeah duh

That's a Nasty ass boss blind lol

But you winning anyways

[brisk zinc]

i just gotta play one hand to figure out where trib is and move it to the left

that's enough to win i think

[hard gyro]

I think you win before you move your jokers

Your setup is pretty cool

[brisk zinc]

oh i didn't even need to do that

ggs first try blue stake

rare

[hard gyro]

And on magic deck aswell

Which is even crazier

[shrewd wigeon]

I deserved this for even remotely thinking this was a good idea

[sharp tide]

that's like the best one it could've been lol

[hard gyro]

Nope the best would be violet vessel

She is already scoring millions

[brisk zinc]

i changed my mind

i am going endless

can't abandon the holo trib

[hard gyro]

Don't we all

[vernal sedge]

Did yall see the jay oh bee stake

[hard gyro]

I go endless even If I survive one ante only

[vernal sedge]

It’s fire

[sharp tide]

violet vessel can goob bad draws

[brisk zinc]

omen globe pranks me every time

i see a glimpse of blue in an arcana pack and think it's a soul

[hard gyro]

Damn

[brisk zinc]

ante 11 still no plant wow

[hard gyro]

See?

Told you

You worry too much

[brisk zinc]

maybe

i mean at this point it wouldn't even matter

[hard gyro]

Can i afford two rentals?

Long term

[steel estuary]

what do i sell xd

[hard gyro]

For?

Photo is not worth it

[steel estuary]

idk, for?

[hard gyro]

You are already doing good

If you find a soul in one of those arcanas sell egg

[brisk zinc]

pairs are op

[hard gyro]

Damn

[warm pewter]

after 20 hours on the game i only now have realized that i have to think so i can win

[steel estuary]

isnt soul an spectral card?

[brisk zinc]

it can be in arcana packs too

[steel estuary]

didnt know

nothing

only temperance on both

i wanna buy the photograph but i need chad to make it worth the sacrifice of the egg

should i risk it?

[brisk zinc]

chad is a common you'll get it in next shop

[steel estuary]

i got anything to win, a copy joker, a chips joker, but i need a xmulti joker

[steel estuary]

ok ima risk it

GOT IT

[brisk zinc]

bro this game keeps giving me photochad what is this

[light hare]

latro

[brisk zinc]

sadly one of you is not getting a blue sticker :(

i beat blue stake twice in a row

guess i'm not horrible at the game anymore

[untold narwhal]

A homebrewed 3DS.

[brisk zinc]

i won

time for a 3rd blue steak 🥩

zodiac deck

dude

every time my money is fucked i get something like this

not even a buffoon pack for credit card

[viral orbit]

Chat

Imagine Noita in Balatro

[brisk zinc]

noita

suomi mainittu 🇫🇮

[keen yarrow]

yo chat

lets play balatro

[sly ridge]

unfortunately codex arcanum mod was not it

[hard gyro]

What decks did you gold stake

[brisk zinc]

i have only gold staked one deck which was ghost

today i blue* staked magic and checkered

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Tuesday, hope you guys have a good one.

[thorny niche]

@twilit veldt so much meme potential

[brisk zinc]

should i reroll

playing pairs

maybe not

could get violet vessel

yep time to uninstall

[left glade]

mr bones

[brisk zinc]

how does saying that help

i had no joker slots and i didn't even see the joker in shop once

[brazen heron]

mr bones

[brisk zinc]

oh thanks

[desert tusk]

are all these legendary joker runs seeded or are they that common

[left glade]

Goodbye madness

[left glade]

i lost

because its a yorick

[brisk zinc]

you shouldn't have sold madness first

[left glade]

but, if i see a HC no eternal?

[hard gyro]

Madness is op

[brisk zinc]

yo i can get a blue sticker on jimbo

astronomer did its job

[left glade]

i sell onyx agate?

[hard gyro]

Green sticker on astronomer?

Smh

[brisk zinc]

yes

[hard gyro]

I have it on gold

[brisk zinc]

i asked

[hard gyro]

Astronomer is op

Deserves to be gold stickered

[brisk zinc]

bro i don't care

[hard gyro]

He gives you free planets

[brisk zinc]

i'm not playing gold stake

[brisk zinc]

no shit why do you think my constellation is at 7.4

[hard gyro]

Astronomer is the solar system itself

Just messing with you xd

[brisk zinc]

i will play gold stake once i have every deck at blue

[hard gyro]

That doesn't make sense

You still have like two stakes more

[brisk zinc]

and?

[keen yarrow]

hello balatro guys

[brisk zinc]

show me in the game rules where it says i can't do that

[hard gyro]

How will you play gold stake if you haven't reached it?

[brisk zinc]

i will play the other ones first

duh

[dapper token]

oh brother you got banned not only in polterworx but my friend's server for being obnoxious and even tried to ban evaxe

[hard gyro]

"once I have every deck at blue I will play gold stake"

[brisk zinc]

i want every deck at blue before i go further

i will go for gold stake

[native wasp]

No that was just my friend

[native wasp]

Deadass I didnt do anything wrong tho I asked what I did wrong and he banned me you suck at running a server 😁✌️

[hard gyro]

Other server problems in balatro server

You definitely love to see it

[native wasp]

Im sorry jimbo... you are right...

I will learn from this experience

And grow and change as a person

[hard gyro]

I don't think you will ever grow with that kind of attitude buddy you sound like a total brat lol

[native wasp]

No i just dont care i never talk here for a reason

You're just a 67 diddy blud

[hard gyro]

Self reacting in 2025 is crazy bro

You really are sad

[native wasp]

Genuinely I dont understand how everyone assumes the self react is serious

[hard gyro]

It's not serious it's just kind of pathetic

[native wasp]

Its just a bit bro

[hard gyro]

It's like giving yourself attention you are seeking from others

I wasn't wrong when I called you a brat lmao

[native wasp]

I could not care less what people in the balatro server think about me

[hard gyro]

You cared enough to try to explain yourself to me

Failed ragebait

[native wasp]

I mean im not like sad you care but it does suprise me

[native wasp]

Ts is what I mean like its not ragebait you people just get so mad over 2 emojis

[hard gyro]

Who told you I was mad? You see me screaming in all caps?

I am just having fun mocking you my g

And you seem to be trying so hard to turn tables

[native wasp]

And im having fun glazing myself boi

Im JT

[tepid cobalt]

Good Morning Guys

[hard gyro]

Like i said just a brat

[brisk zinc]

gm

[native wasp]

If you think self love is being a brat you should look in the mirror pal

[hard gyro]

Self glazing yourself in a discord server based around poker game is crazy

[native wasp]

They should add a JT joker to balatro that gives you gold stake on every card instantly 😅✌️

[brazen heron]

8 pm for me but gm! also what is going on up here ^

[hard gyro]

Idk i am just having fun with him

[native wasp]

And one watching

[native wasp]

Good one JT 😂 ✌️

Anyways goodnight six seven diddybluds @hard gyro it was an entertaining conversation

[shell topaz]

good morning

[cobalt falcon]

C+ is on reach!

[shell topaz]

im 2 jokers away from 100% collection but the DAMN STONE JOKER won't appear

[bronze cape]

digital footprint exists yall dont be like this

[cobalt falcon]

You need to make stone cards for it to appear

Without stone cards it won't appear

[shell topaz]

i know

i read the wiki page thrice

i hate that stupid piece of marble

or paper

[cobalt falcon]

Sorry bro just trying to be helpful

[left glade]

its THE RUN

[shell topaz]

don't worry

[left glade]

its the time to beat purple in anaglyph

[shell topaz]

if i don't get stone joker within the next 5 runs i'm switching to smash bros

[cobalt falcon]

What's the other one missing?

[shell topaz]

Perkeo

[left glade]

JUSTICE MY HERO

[shell topaz]

got photo and blueprint

[cobalt falcon]

Don't forget to change boss blind

[brisk zinc]

where do yall keep brainstorm

[shell topaz]

depends a lot

[brisk zinc]

i always have it at the rightmost position

[steady cargo]

It sucks when you purchase it on mobile and you have to purchase ti again to play on ppc

:/

[brisk zinc]

sure does

finally invis joker did what i wanted it to

[shell topaz]

yesterday invis copied scary face instead of photo

[brisk zinc]

unlucky

[dusk marten]

Hello

[shell topaz]

hello

[dusk marten]

I like men with big dicks

Ok cya

[random gull]

is it time to get rid of dna

[burnt python]

Its never tome to get rid of DNA

[brisk zinc]

get a blueprint to copy dna

[shell topaz]

that's it i'm playing smash bros

[brisk zinc]

lost 50 bucks to ox ☹️

[vague idol]

the plant: haha fuck your face card deck
also me:

[thorny niche]

Ban @twilit veldt and localthunk will remove the boss blind from the game [Not clickbait]

[brisk zinc]

rick: yo

[thorny niche]

sus brainstorm

[brisk zinc]

good brainstorm

my blueprint is gay too

[slim junco]

Neat start

[vague idol]

the eternal silly mispriny

[thorny niche]

neat start? more like misprint negative mail in rebate polychrome drivers license start