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[willow kite]

yea

[silver trellis]

My chips are so low man. Just got 20x15 000 000

[willow kite]

Runner after me trying to scale him

[barren geyser]

Im hungry

[lament kindle]

i love runner

[sharp tide]

upgrade high card

[willow kite]

eat the object next to you

[willow kite]

agree

[barren geyser]

the closest one? the one on the right? or the one on the left?

[willow kite]

hmmm, yes closest and to the right

[barren geyser]

Well
That will be hard to eat

[silver trellis]

Yeah that’s true. Is it worth it to start producing glass kings?

[left glade]

antimatter and observatory best jokers

vouchers

[willow kite]

its dinner time

[barren geyser]

Yipee!!

[willow kite]

this one is better, anyways, its dinner time

[sharp tide]

not really, you want to maximize steel

[silver trellis]

Can’t a card be both?

[sharp tide]

nah, glass and steel are both enhancements so there can only be one

what you should do is try get red seals

progress check?

[neon saddle]

Balls

[silver trellis]

Is gold an enchantment?

[tranquil oak]

Yes

You get it from the devil tarot card

[shy dove]

well

theres also gold seals lol

those are seals

[tranquil oak]

Gold seal is arguably the worst

[silver trellis]

Should I do hanging chad instead of DNA? I’ve already got like 20 steel kings

[devout dragon]

yea go for it

[silver trellis]

Will that make all the in hand effect happen two more times as well?

[bronze vector]

It’s a baron build tho you don’t really need played hand retriggers

[devout dragon]

oh yea I forgot its baron build

mb all I've played too much stone cards

[shadow canyon]

My first win on gold steak

[shadow canyon]

Keep the DNA it's like a +3 hand size with blueprint and brin strop

[slim junco]

I’ve been using anaglyph deck, is the smart move to use all my double tags on the negative tag?

[silver trellis]

Will I be fine with verdant leaf?

[left glade]

yeah

or in a investment

or in a double

[silver trellis]

I don’t really wanna sell anything lmao

[shadow canyon]

Idk I normally just put it on money skips or spectral packs

[slim junco]

Lemme see

[bronze vector]

You’ll have to sell

[magic crypt]

No swearing??

Ah man

[slim junco]

Oh @acoustic forge I got you

[silver trellis]

My jokers? They’re in a picture above

[bronze vector]

You have retcon in shop tho, you can reroll

[shadow canyon]

Aww, man
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes

[slim junco]

I think you should sell dna

[silver trellis]

Does it stay after a round? I left the shop and I’m on the big blind now

[magic crypt]

Cant even send my favorite gif

[bronze vector]

Stays til end of ante then it re rolls

[shadow canyon]

Could you describe it ?

[left glade]

credit card i love u

but if this invis copy you

[magic crypt]

Its house from house md with the “you should end it now” lightning behind him

[slim junco]

Get credit card, get invis and then sell credit card

[shadow canyon]

Brainstorm looks adorable

[jolly talon]

Too bad it's eternal

[jolly talon]

It'll happen..

[left glade]

eternal

thanks

but i lost because i dont have a good joker to brainstorm copy

[bronze vector]

Photo?

[left glade]

i'm playing five of a kind of 8

[devout thunder]

Photo + two brainstorms is the same score as a photochad

Huh

[bronze vector]

Rip

[devout thunder]

5oak 8 in ante 3 is kinda questionable lol

[left glade]

yeah, but i get 10 8s, so i build 8

my flush is lvl 1

[tranquil oak]

Was playing erratic deck and first hand played was 5oak kings cus I started with 12 in deck

Also like 10 7s

[devout thunder]

Erratic is different than anaglyph

[jolly talon]

PHOTOOO

[silver trellis]

At what ante do I need to watch out so I don’t lose?

[dry cedar]

Painted deck SUCKS WHO MADE THIS

[left glade]

I was playing five of a kind]

[jolly talon]

What card

[tranquil oak]

A lot of people seem to like it but the -1 joker is hard to get around

[junior badger]

Balatro

[dry cedar]

It's not even that, something about the hand size just pisses me off

Drawing that many cards at once this early just feels so janky

And it's ugly

[tranquil oak]

I mean it’s nice consistently being able to play flushes and straights without vouchers

[dry cedar]

But I might as well get a stake if I'm gonna get invis unlocked 😔

[tranquil oak]

Only reason I don’t like it is the joker

What is invis joker requirement?

[sharp tide]

idk, just play until you crash

[dry cedar]

I think what pisses me off is the fact that I play full houses a lot, and being able to discard every card I don't need except for one sucks

[dry cedar]

No more than 4 jokers

[silver trellis]

Is there not a way to keep a game saved at the moment right before you lose in it?

[tranquil oak]

Ah, I forget which deck I did that on

[dry cedar]

You can't really save scum in this game, it auto saves much more frequently than your average roguelike

[tranquil oak]

Definitely not painted though

I don’t think I even have painted deck white stake yet

[silver trellis]

What is scum

[dry cedar]

It's the term for repeatedly exploiting auto saves until you get a desired result

[silver trellis]

I don’t really wanna do that I just wanna have this game saved as a trophy or whatever. Don’t think I’ll get this lucky in a while

[dry cedar]

That's why you copy the seed

[left glade]

i really like pareidolia

[bronze vector]

It’s white stake you’ll be able to replicate this I promise

[left glade]

he have a lot of good synergys

[hard gyro]

I really never realized how fun abandoned deck is untill I tried new synergies

Also it's easier to draw cards you want

[left glade]

i never played with abandoned

[hard gyro]

It's fun try it

[left glade]

first i need to gold stake in anaglyph

[hard gyro]

Ride the bus is basically the mvp of that deck

[left glade]

now i'm in the purple

[bronze vector]

Abandoned was a worry for me to gold stake I had to change how I played and it was pretty fun

[hard gyro]

All decks in the game are kinda unique and fun

Even black deck can be fun

[left glade]

black deck is more joker slot

is good if you not play in the blue stake

[hard gyro]

-1 hand

[bronze vector]

Nah I was glad I got black deck done relatively quickly, that hand lost makes early game feel to gross for me

[hard gyro]

Yeah black deck can be a little luck based sometimes

[silver trellis]

Btw, will I survive The Head (all heart cards are debuffed) or should I reroll it?

[hard gyro]

Are you maining hearts?

[silver trellis]

Yeah heart kings

[bronze vector]

Are you playing one card? Nvm reroll I had to think about how the game interacts

[left glade]

if black deck lose only 1 hand size he would be the best deck

[silver trellis]

But I rely on them in my hand

[hard gyro]

Try rerolling then

[hard gyro]

Why are you referring to the deck as a he?

It's a deck of cards

[left glade]

im brazilian its hard to get used to other languages in portuguese the deck is called in the masculine pronoun, sorry

[hard gyro]

Oh

No problem

[sharp tide]

the consequences of no other languages channel :(

[hard gyro]

Balatro discord: debuffs all non English languages

[molten horizon]

HECK YEAH

[left glade]

nah, its good, trying to learn other languages is good

[hard gyro]

Hermit for sure

[molten horizon]

S Y B A U💔

[bronze vector]

Photochad with no face cards

[molten horizon]

I hate this luck

[molten horizon]

Nothing good came out of my jokers💔🥀

[naive copper]

Should i buy balatro on my phone

[left glade]

abandoned best synergys

[lethal lotus]

What do I take chat

[sharp tide]

it's great, yeah. I'm a spanish learner in fact, but it'd still be nice to have other languages besides english every once in a while

[bronze vector]

How’s your scoring?

[lethal lotus]

It’s alr for now, I’m going all chips

For plasma deck

[sharp tide]

check and make sure you don't have apple arcade, and if you don't then buy it

[lethal lotus]

Usually I’d get the blueprint right away but idk

[bronze vector]

If you aren’t in any chance to lose this ante go blueprint? Is it some type of challenge or you open to switch to xmulti later antes?

[left glade]

yeah, google translator is my teacher

[lethal lotus]

I’m tryna just win tbh, wanna get gold stake win on plasma and this is one step closer to that

[bronze vector]

Arrowhead wins ante 8 basically solo

[lethal lotus]

Yeah

Hm

It’s a tough situation

[left glade]

solo with luck cards and all of luck cards +20 multi

[bronze vector]

How much does fist and triple joker sell for?

[lethal lotus]

I have some bonus card face cards, so if I got blueprints it could be copying sock

2 sec

5 total

I think I’m going arrow

But it’s close

[bronze vector]

Think both are fine and should win ante 8 if played right anyway

[left glade]

Anaglyph NEEDS a good start

[lethal lotus]

Hold on

If I sold everything including sock I could get the blueprint too

Lmao

Is that the play?

[left glade]

the other three decks that i beated the gold stake, dont needeed a good start(yellow,ghost and checkered)

[silver trellis]

Does The Mark ruin a Baron feck?

[tranquil oak]

That’s how I cleared gold stake on it

Nothing but chip jokers

[lethal lotus]

I’m doing it lol, selling sock

[silver trellis]

The boss where face cards are drawn upside down

[tranquil oak]

No, it doesn’t debuff them

You just can’t tell what they are

[silver trellis]

Will they still get activated though

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[bronze vector]

Equals the same for now if your playing all spade face cards

[silver trellis]

I’m so cooked if it doesn’t work

[tranquil oak]

I promise you it will

Unless it states they are debuffed they will get activated

[wanton steeple]

Lost a good run because 1 of the 4 cards out of ,10 wasn't a king

[left glade]

i think i need to restart runs until i see a rare tag and get a blueprint ante 1

[acoustic forge]

hi

[tranquil oak]

The wheel also has a chance of drawing your cards upside down and it doesn’t do anything detrimental for triggers in your hand

[left glade]

you can come to my next run?

[tranquil oak]

Like with Baron and kings

[silver trellis]

Why have I heard that you shouldn’t skip the first ante? It worked out great for me

[lethal lotus]

Absolute balatro

[acoustic forge]

absobalatrolutely fucking not lol

[shy dove]

i wonder why you feel the need to do that

[left glade]

Flush flush flush flush

flush

flush is the best

flush

[tranquil oak]

Flushed away

Was a movie

[left glade]

i never win a run without flush

i need to play flush

[bronze vector]

Pog

[silver trellis]

Can they still get copied with DNA?

[tranquil oak]

Yes

They aren’t debuffed just drawn face down

[still dirge]

o7 jens almanac

Its shutting down

[tranquil oak]

If they were debuffed then DNA wouldn’t copy them

[still dirge]

As we speak

[bronze vector]

Yes it doesn’t do anything other then make it a guessing game but like you should be working to thin your deck so it’s only gold/ steel kings

[left glade]

i like sixth sense

[grizzled current]

time to slime this challenge

[leaden violet]

boi what is that 😂✌️

[lethal lotus]

Update: won

[cobalt falcon]

The black deck has fallen

😍

[tender sundial]

I know you hate to see the plant coming

[grizzled current]

i just accidentally played high card on the only 1 hand type this round boss gg

[cobalt falcon]

I am safe to say that if I managed to win gold stake on black deck C+ is just a matter of time

[tender sundial]

Cooked beyond belief

[grizzled current]

happens

[crystal nymph]

I love castle and arrowhead so much

[crystal nymph]

I do this when I have DNA and too much stuff on my second monitor lol. GG’s o7

[cobalt falcon]

Who is the second most difficult after black deck? Painted?

[left glade]

pair time

[cobalt falcon]

Why pair and not HC?

[left glade]

now have HC

[wild peak]

Hii

[cobalt falcon]

You won already

[left glade]

only make glass cards now

[royal gate]

What you rather
Negative rent golden joker
Or
idk

Decisions Decisions

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah you need few glass for last antes, but until ante 6 your are safe to play without any worries

[left glade]

negative rent golden joker is more money

[left glade]

no more

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah I guess now you won fr

Now you need only card Sharp

Or photo

[left glade]

or wee

[cobalt falcon]

Wee? Is that a good choice?

[left glade]

chips

[cobalt falcon]

Yes but you will play high card

So if you play a 2 is 8 chips per round

[left glade]

yeah but with photo

photo no

HC

[cobalt falcon]

Why?

[left glade]

HC makes 24 chips per round

with wee

[cobalt falcon]

Oh yeah true because of Chad

[shy dove]

i wonder what deck this is

[tranquil oak]

Seltzer or Hack > chad when it comes to making your wee bigger

[left glade]

sell supernova?

its a pair build

[tranquil oak]

Feel like you still need some mult

[left glade]

okay

[cobalt falcon]

Id sell wee

[fiery yew]

oh hey uncle jimbo…

jimbo: ur o e a bur i a o e

[left glade]

i take this hieroglyph?

[fiery yew]

wee joker scaling + 1 extra double tag

yes

[bronze vector]

You can coast and try and find an xmult the levels in high card should cover chips later on

[left glade]

what i sell now?

supernova?

[bronze vector]

What level is your hand?

[left glade]

my pair is in lvl25

[bronze vector]

Probably could sell supernova

[left glade]

i get this infinite money?

i have 5 double tags

and 24$

[bronze vector]

Yea a good use for it imo

[left glade]

petroglyph too?

i nver use discards

i playing pair

[bronze vector]

More time for scaling more time to run into the plant

It’s a double edge sword

[left glade]

I LOST FOR THE FISH

by

[tranquil oak]

Do you guys think Yorick is the best legendary for gold stakes?

A lot of people on reddit seem to think so but I personally think Canio is better

[cobalt falcon]

Uhm could be if you find him early

Canio is good at any point

[nova shore]

mods when

[tranquil oak]

I just look at it like this, it takes yorick at least 3 blinds to gain x1 mult, Canio just needs an immolate or hanged man and already gets that

Or trading card

[left glade]

depends the ante

[cobalt falcon]

Yorick definitely is better if you have him from start

[tranquil oak]

I usually find yorick at like ante 7

[cobalt falcon]

Trash at that point

[tranquil oak]

Yeah

[left glade]

and depends of the deck

if u use in the red deck yorick

[tranquil oak]

Definitely the best deck for him

And ig you can kinda farm some discards if you run into the hook

[cobalt falcon]

What's your strategy for the deck with the fools?

[tranquil oak]

I skipped a legendary last night, I’m curious what it would have been

Pretty sure I only have white stake cleared on that one

[cobalt falcon]

I kinda wait to make good econ and get a hermit before using them but seems a bit forced

[tranquil oak]

Working on blue atm

[tropic shore]

I like balatro

[wide mica]

who doesnt

[copper cradle]

Depends on timing and ur deck canio is iffy since you kinda lock yourself out of photochad unless it's already set up trib is a maybe if you have something similar set up towards it perkeo and chic are prty mid on gold

[wintry patrol]

the main issue with canio is you can get unlucky and not find hanged man for a long time

while yorick is very consistent

[wintry patrol]

also chicot is great on gold stake tfym

[tranquil oak]

Consistent but requires a whole ante just to gain 1x mult

[wintry patrol]

and locking you out of photochad is an extremely minor downside lmao

[tranquil oak]

You can just make something glass

Basically the same thing as photochad

[wintry patrol]

oh no. i miss out on one specific synergy

whatever shall i do

[copper cradle]

As a scoring joker no not really especially since I've had gold stake runs where I've pulled chic early and died later game yh defo

[tranquil oak]

Oh yeah, trading card is really good with canio

[wintry patrol]

this is a ridiculous statement

[copper cradle]

I've won a good chunk of gold stake runs with photochad it's worth noting

[wintry patrol]

no shit chicot is bad as a scoring joker

it’s not scoring most of the time

[copper cradle]

It can inadvertently score due to hand glitch which is why I mentioned scoring at all

[tranquil oak]

I lost a gold stake run the other day with chicot because I sold a perishable fortune teller for an eternal jimbo

Would have had enough mult if I didn’t sell fortune teller

Just wanted gold sticker on jimbo lol

[copper cradle]

Jimbo is a jimbo

[wintry patrol]

this is kinda just anecdotal evidence though
i think most gold stake players would tell you they rarely use photochad anyway

[radiant orbit]

pareidolia?

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, pareidolia also has good synergy

[wintry patrol]

pareidolia’s absolute best use is with canio

[copper cradle]

But a lot of them would say if they ran into it they'd certainly use it.

[copper cradle]

Pareidoliaaaaa

[radiant orbit]

[wintry patrol]

yeah, but it’s not a deal breaker by any means
i just think calling that a downside of canio is kind of ridiculous

and you can balance them out anyway. you don’t have to delete every face card

[copper cradle]

Bruh I said it's a downside worth noting not a deal breaker 🙏

[wintry patrol]

(frankly i don’t think it’s a downside worth noting but whatever)

[copper cradle]

And I literally said you may be able to still get it off well if you know how

[copper cradle]

Noting*

[radiant orbit]

we pray for pareidolia?

[coral fossil]

I think canio is my favorite joker

[copper cradle]

I guessed

[tranquil oak]

Spare Trousers and Wee Joker is mine

I can’t pick between the 2

Spare Trousers spam 2 pairs for first 5 antes then swap to something else when obelisk pops up

[bronze fjord]

S

[copper cradle]

Spare trousers is peak so spare trousers 90% except on plasma

[tranquil oak]

Arrowhead, Wee Joker or any good chip joker is goated on plasma

[coral fossil]

ive never used spare trousers i always skip it because i hate two pairs

[tranquil oak]

Beat gold stake with 2 runners + blue joker

[tranquil oak]

What about full houses?

2 pairs are just easier to play full houses

Oh baby, just got a matador from bafoon pack heading into the psychic

That’s free money

Went into it with $0, came out with $24 (not including the boss payout)

[coral fossil]

my most played hand in balatro is either flush or bulwark

i play too much cryptid

[tranquil oak]

What is bulwark?

It’s not in vanilla

[coral fossil]

its a new hand added in cryptid

[tranquil oak]

Don’t play modded personally

Matador about to give me some more money against the club

[coral fossil]

i like vanilla still though i have two folders i swap from

[tranquil oak]

Idk why I’ve been sleeping on matador

These are good payouts

Gotta love when Gros Michel dies in 1 blind

Didn’t need the mult anyways, but I do need x mult eventually

[copper cradle]

Getting a buff In expansion

[copper cradle]

I had that happen to Cavendish once

[copper cradle]

Ong

[sick oar]

ante 1 cavendish on its own is crazy.

[copper cradle]

Oh not ante 1

Like ante 6 I think

[sick oar]

ahh

[copper cradle]

But in one round it died after I got it

[sick oar]

It happened to me once.

[copper cradle]

I immediately quit that run that was cursed

[sick oar]

Cool beans.

[tranquil oak]

What buff is it getting?

[sick oar]

expansion?

[tranquil oak]

Against some bosses it does suck but some you get a lot of money out of it

[copper cradle]

Think it applying to more bosses if I had to guess

[tranquil oak]

Like the pillar is free matador value

[copper cradle]

Yh we getting a big boi balatro update soon

[sick oar]

Matador is 8$ if boss blind triggered if i remember correctly.

[sick oar]

Whaaaaaaa

[copper cradle]

No official release date I'm prty sure

[weary tapir]

sorry for bargin in, but can someone explain me why this happend?
I'm playing with only modification on textures, but I dont know why one of my jokers has the backside red

[copper cradle]

But 2025

[sick oar]

DID NOT KNOW.

[copper cradle]

Noooooo clue

[copper cradle]

Lol.

[sick oar]

All good,i think if you have 2 copys of a single joker the copied one is red.

[weary tapir]

I have blueprint, stencil, and

yes that is it
two flash cards

[copper cradle]

Ohhh yh

[sick oar]

yeah.

[copper cradle]

I had a 5 flash card run once it was weird and all of them came from showman

[sick oar]

I had a crazy unseeded run today.

[cobalt falcon]

I f***in hate rental jokers

[sick oar]

i hate persishible more then rental.

[weary tapir]

I'm jsut doing a run to get black stake on yellow
flush houses of queens and Kings of clubs

[sand bone]

Rental is bad early

[sick oar]

getting a great joker just for it to be perishible.

[quiet junco]

would y'all sell the satellite for arrowhead(mostly playing spade flushes)

[sick oar]

i would.

[weary tapir]

what is your astronomy's mult?

and green joker too

[quiet junco]

2.2

[cobalt falcon]

I can't wait to get those gold stakes done

[tranquil oak]

Finally ran into the first boss this run I can’t get matador value out of

[quiet junco]

35

[cobalt falcon]

I am really despising them

[weary tapir]

I think you survive fine without it, wait for something better
plus, the money serves to get more rerols and planets

[sick oar]

cool beans

[left glade]

i need balatro 2

[weary tapir]

I mean, what's the satelites income?

[sick oar]

Balatro 2 would be bad,an update would be fine.

[cobalt falcon]

I just lost a run with bloodstone and ops

[quiet junco]

$10

[sick oar]

Dont buy arrowhead then.

[weary tapir]

if it is only getting you 3 dolars or less, get arrowhead

wholy!
that's almost two rerolls

[left glade]

Aj but need two slots

[cobalt falcon]

It was going all so good, but no good deckfixing tarots

😭

[sick oar]

Unrelated to balatro,ban em.

[hybrid kettle]

[tranquil oak]

This right here is why we take negative skips

[sick oar]

i always take negative skips.

Well not always always,but 9/10 times.

Getting an negative econ joker is very good.

[tranquil oak]

Found a polychrome lucky 6 with a blue seal in this pack, tis a shame it’s too late to start deck fixing around it

[sick oar]

for c++ do i need to get all 1200 joker stickers or just win with every joker on gold stake.

[tranquil oak]

You automatically get all the stickers for a joker if you get gold sticker on them

[sick oar]

oh i see

[tranquil oak]

Don’t need to clear each stake with each joker, just gold stake

[sick oar]

so lets say i have no sticker on a joker and win at gold stake,i earn +8 stickers on it.

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[sick oar]

oooh

[tranquil oak]

Though it only shows it as gold stickered

[sick oar]

Well damn now it seems 10x easier then i expected.

[tranquil oak]

Rn it says I’m at 50% joker stickers with 601 out of 1200 but there’s still quite a few jokers I don’t have any stickers on

[sick oar]

Well im literally closer to c++ then c+.

[tranquil oak]

Still need to finish blue, green, black, magic, nebula, zodiac, painted and erratic personally

Got the others beaten on gold stakes

Ig it’s like halfway there give or take

[wide mica]

on my mama get this retroslop away from me bro

[sick oar]

Retroslop?can you explain that term.

[sick oar]

?

Cool beans.

[sand bone]

I’d say skipping is basically a no go in purple and above

There is one tag you should skip for in ante 1

Investment

$25 for beating the ante 1 boss is huge

[leaden violet]

theres two meanings right now

which it can be the roblox one or the general one😅

in general, retroslop is overusing nostalgic/iconic things mixing new things

[alpine orbit]

yep that's so strong especially with rentals

[wicked dove]

it's like trying hard to look 'retro' but failing miserably

[carmine rune]

are all servers able to get these cute little name tags

[wicked dove]

i'm pretty sure yeah

[carmine rune]

never saw it then woke up one day and everyone has it

[tacit hazel]

Hi guys my boyfriend likes balatro and i want to play too where do I begin

[wicked dove]

just try playing it if you have it

[tacit hazel]

Can i play if im a girl

[carmine rune]

lol

[wicked dove]

ofc why not

[carmine rune]

i didnt like the game the first time i played it cuz i didnt really get it

i came back a month later and was addicted

[sand bone]

I’ve seen a female balatro YouTuber

[leaden violet]

tell him if he can explain you, it would be great that you 2 play together

[carmine rune]

if u give it the time of day u will know if u are into it or not

[leaden violet]

same and i just got my first win

[tacit hazel]

Okay i have a lot of time

[leaden violet]

it changes everything

[tacit hazel]

this fandom is so welcoming

[leaden violet]

thats the greatest part

[sand bone]

True

[tacit hazel]

should we call ourselves

[sand bone]

We just enjoy it

When funny number go up

[tacit hazel]

The balabros

Balatbros

[sand bone]

Photochad my goat

[leaden violet]

😭

[leaden violet]

its too good

[karmic plaza]

photochad is a cheat code

[orchid raft]

This is NOT my balatro... this is not my luck...

[wicked dove]

what did you get

[orchid raft]

strenght

joking

Chicot

[wicked dove]

gosh i froze for a sec there

[orchid raft]

xDDDD

[final delta]

lemme guess canio

[little hollow]

What did you say about canio my god?

[quiet junco]

Do I see an imposter(I'm kidding)

[final delta]

i waa just asking if it was canio

[wicked dove]

artists literally have all the power

[little hollow]

Oh no si se español

[nova shore]

mejor, la papeada si te llega

[final delta]

which jokee u ger

[nova shore]

zzzzzzzzanio

[little hollow]

Si supiera leer me enojaría

But anyways

[nova shore]

i love the memes balatro has xd

[little hollow]

Especially the Spanish community

[leaden violet]

creo que todos los que jugamos balatro

[nova shore]

im one

[left glade]

the world record in random seed plasma deck white stake is 1m and 40s

[nova shore]

bueno tiene sentido la verdad, auqnue es raro

chicos, remember the rule 2 xd

[little hollow]

Y si pero bueno es server inglés hay que hablar inglés

[wicked dove]

sorry what

[little hollow]

End of Spanish

[leaden violet]

true

[little hollow]

But yeah the Spanish community it’s full of good artists

[nova shore]

50/50

[little hollow]

I have never seen a bad balatro curi

[leaden violet]

balatro feet

[hazy field]

que hace chicot alli

[nova shore]

jeje

wait me

[nova shore]

el le parte la madre al boss

[hazy field]

chicot mi niño chicot mi niño amado tu tienes el MENOR derecho de reirte de canio

[little hollow]

My best friend also do draws as curis but with anime like jojo

[tawdry turret]

New jokers?

[little hollow]

Peak

[leaden violet]

ong

[hazy field]

yeah, cepillin

[tawdry turret]

UwU?

[wicked dove]

euh

[acoustic loom]

HIHII!! my best friend friend kayak plays this game, and im curious about it so i joined the server !!

[austere obsidian]

Getting there :/

[hazy field]

are you ready to give up your life?

[tawdry turret]

Jumbo wants to break free.

[wicked dove]

guys this is my best friend sam please be nice

she's super whimsical

[nova shore]

thats even better

[acoustic loom]

indeed i am! ! lalalalalaalal

[tawdry turret]

Balatro anime when?

[acoustic loom]

oh dear😨

[little hollow]

Yeah I imagine the English only seeing this and saying something like “tf is this” lol

[left glade]

Sell green joker

[leaden violet]

theres going to be an update for balatro?

[wicked dove]

soon hopefully

[normal stone]

1.1 is going to be "sometime this year"

[wicked dove]

it's too addictive

[acoustic loom]

interesting first impression !!

[little hollow]

Yeah they are going to update jokers like matador

[hazy field]

life is no longer live luagh love after balatro, it is just balatro balatro balatro

[left glade]

balatro new jokers

[tawdry turret]

Still better than kakegurui.

[charred ether]

whats the optimal copies? (all red seal)

[normal stone]

are they glass or no

[charred ether]

no

[final delta]

i tagged the wrong person sorry

[acoustic loom]

Oh i will DEF get addicted

[leaden violet]

i guess they can add new bosses too

[nova shore]

xd

[tawdry turret]

Blueprint, brainstorm. Idol far left. Sock next to and DNA dead center.

[little hollow]

Another victim of the plant today

[normal stone]

I believe optimal then is double copying idol

[tawdry turret]

Unfortunate.

[nova shore]

here, a bad curi
(tbh this shit is fire but is the worst i can find)

[little hollow]

Naaah that’s fire ngl

[normal stone]

that's 3 x2s from 3 idols and 3 triggers (1 from base, 1 red seal, 1 buskin)

[hard gyro]

You didn't have any reroll or luchador or anything?

[tawdry turret]

The plant comes for us all.

[little hollow]

Nothing at all either vhs or mr bones

[left glade]

mr bones sacrifice

[nova shore]

you have memes of mr.bones?

[wide mica]

I NEED A BALATRITO BALATREZ IMAGE NOW

[hard gyro]

VHS reroll blinds

[little hollow]

Yeah

[wide mica]

PLEASE

[acoustic loom]

live for balatro laugh for balatro love for balatro

[nova shore]

i have just a few of mr.bones

[tawdry turret]

"Eat fresh" (sponsored by the plant.)

[tepid cobalt]

What's up guys? I'm new in this server

[wicked dove]

hiii

[hard gyro]

The arm, the plant and the Flint are the worst bro

[wicked dove]

what first impression is this

[normal stone]

may I ask what the 340 in your display name refers to

[acoustic loom]

WOAH me too!!

[little hollow]

Well yeah that’s why I said I didn’t have anything against the plant

[hard gyro]

That's collection

[little hollow]

Spanish balatro meme

Also knew as curi momo

[tepid cobalt]

Cool, how are u?

[nova shore]

it should say "lo balatro se respeta", it would fit better xd

[acoustic loom]

good!! youuuu?

[little hollow]

Or “lo balatro sale caro”

[nova shore]

tengo uno, aguantame

[tawdry turret]

Im a big fan of wee joker and hack on plasma deck tho.

[left glade]

i love eternal brainstorm and blueprints and photochad and madness build

[little hollow]

Let me see

[nova shore]

vah ura, entra al sv

[tepid cobalt]

Me too, thanks for asking

[wicked dove]

if only i could get this

[acoustic loom]

Nooo problem!! :D

[tawdry turret]

SHOWMAN for 2 wee jokers, 2 hacks and 1 spade thing that gives 50+ per spade card.

[little hollow]

Which one?

[nova shore]

dm

[little hollow]

Alr

[tawdry turret]

Nevermind whatever the "almanac" has to provide.

[keen crystal]

sale balatrito?

[hazy field]

balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatrez

yk i wonder how does locakthunk feel that a great portion of the community on discord talks spanish and that that community is so heavily brainrotted

[nova shore]

he likes the memes

[hazy field]

the curis?

[nova shore]

yea

[left glade]

balatro balatrez needs stoping playing balatro

[nova shore]

i was sending curis like usual

[hazy field]

i have seen him playing blasphemous so

[leaden violet]

wth is this 😭

[left glade]

good joker

very good joker

[hazy field]

the goat

the lebron of jokers

[leaden violet]

i meant by the negative

[left glade]

oh, he gives you +1 joker sloot

[hazy field]

For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water.

[leaden violet]

yeah i know

[nova shore]

el balatreo will never end

[leaden violet]

😭

[wicked dove]

what poetic line is this

[hazy field]

smoething about a guy named robert flipp

[nova shore]

this sounds like jojo reference

[hazy field]

fripp*

[wicked dove]

actually? i need to search that up

[nova shore]

ah

[hazy field]

found it on a reddit page lol

[wicked dove]

woah do you still have the page

[wicked dove]

tf

[hazy field]

i just know the version in spanish and just tried to look it up on english

[wicked dove]

that's a really passionate fan

[hard gyro]

[hazy field]

thats nothing, im so much a fan of balatro im actually a joker in real life

[wicked dove]

peak which one

[hazy field]

para mi la locomotora es solo la motora

[hard gyro]

You are a court jester?

[left glade]

i love the localthunk

[hard gyro]

The?

[hazy field]

how many are there?

[nova shore]

xd

[left glade]

idk

[hazy field]

how do you know there are multiple?

[left glade]

i love localthunk

[nova shore]

which version do you have?

[left glade]

All

[hazy field]

THE NUMBERS @left glade WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[hard gyro]

In an alternate universe localthunk is an evil person who made balatro as a gambling game

[nova shore]

pachinko:

[hazy field]

evil?

i wouldnt call gambling "evil", youre just part of the 99%

[hard gyro]

Actually I won quite a few times but that money felt kinda worthless and I felt that I don't deserve it

Also you really can't spend that money even if you take it

[nova shore]

se nota lo venezolano

[hard gyro]

You will just want to play more

[left glade]

riff-raff eternal is bad

[hard gyro]

That's why gambling is just evil

[nova shore]

just get madness

[hazy field]

no, no me llamo yarleidis yonkeiderson

[nova shore]

evidence?

[hazy field]

im shrimp, yareli shrimp

[little hollow]

Why so many Latino here? Lmao

[leaden violet]

facts

[nova shore]

balatro :v

[hard gyro]

Latina Mami?

[nova shore]

0

[hazy field]

the latinos didnt like the inclusion of latino people in media so they got into balatro

[little hollow]

Factos

[nova shore]

meh 50/50

[hard gyro]

Who waters the plant?

[nova shore]

me

[left glade]

Kill the plant

all the plants

kill all plants

[hard gyro]

Theory: the plant is a venus flytrap that eats human faces that's why it debuffs all face cards

[leaden violet]

i guess because our own community hates each other, who knows 🤷

its like the argentina people with mexican

[hard gyro]

You hate me?

[nova shore]

pls guys, dont argue :c

[leaden violet]

ofc no

[hard gyro]

I hate everyone

Equally

[hazy field]

nah i just dont like nicaraguans

LO SABIA EMIGRAS A HONDURAS PARA QUE LA CARRETERA A TEGUCIGALPA SE ARRUINE

./j

[hard gyro]

Bro speak english

[little hollow]

That’s English

Miami English

[hazy field]

i can only speak the truth and nothing else

nah i dont really hate any country

[nova shore]

your fathers know youre gay?

[hard gyro]

Can you smell the truth?

[hazy field]

yes

[leaden violet]

50/50

[hazy field]

i hate parts from my country

[little hollow]

Hey jimbo

[leaden violet]

it hits different when you actually talk to a type

[hard gyro]

I hate my country

[nova shore]

who dont¿

[hazy field]

and what about it, the capital doesnt deserve to be the capital

[little hollow]

Had you seen the clown that hide from gay people?

[leaden violet]

we probably get wrong ideas until we actually see them

[hard gyro]

Does it deserve to be lowercase?

[leaden violet]

no, where is it?🤔🤔

[thorny condor]

Would somebody help my homeboy gofundme? he broke af

[nova shore]

It is the consequences of actions that cause that, at one time the capital was worthy of being the capital, and so it is.

[little hollow]

Idk I’m searching him too

[hard gyro]

No

We all broke af too

[hazy field]

it doesnt deserve even to be all caps, i wont spend much time on that zone

[leaden violet]

im broke too twin💔

[hazy field]

well, imagine not having an international airport

[tranquil oak]

Space Man just hit 3 times in a row, 25% chance? More like 100%

[hazy field]

imagine not being known as the industrial zone of the coutry

[tranquil oak]

Don’t even need oops

[hard gyro]

You jinxed it now it will stop hitting

[nova shore]

jolivia jentioned

[tranquil oak]

Probably won’t hit again

[little hollow]

John Balatro Vs Balatro Balatrez who wins?

[hard gyro]

I will hit you

[hazy field]

cortes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tegucigalpa, and i can discuss it everyday of my life

[sonic lichen]

Wack

[nova shore]

thats because the capital have to be the tourist zone, not the industrial zone

[hazy field]

imagine that the country is known for the beaches and that the capital doesnt have a beach

[tranquil oak]

Last person that did that got bearsprayed for it

[nocturne sundial]

[hazy field]

well guess what, cortes has much more tourism

[hard gyro]

What a feminine way of self defense man up

[hazy field]

the capital has like 3 bald guys in suits you can see and thats all

[nova shore]

xd?

thats ok im not even mexican, i dont want to discuss

[tranquil oak]

Idk, I weigh 125 lbs, someone that outweighed me by 100 lbs decided to get on top of me and start beating me

I’m gonna get vengance one way or another

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🔥

[hard gyro]

Damn when did that happen

[tranquil oak]

Around last October

[hazy field]

i hate that place, i hate it so much i stopped studying psychology and started studying engineering so i can nuke it/j

[hard gyro]

Wow

[leaden violet]

i guess its not a great idea

[tranquil oak]

I actually live with this person still

After they got bearsprayed they didn’t consider hitting me again

I’d just bearspray them again

[hard gyro]

Someone was bothering my mom like a couple of days ago and I stood up to him then he proceeded to grab my neck I fucked up his face lol

And he called the cops on me

[tranquil oak]

The cops here don’t do shit

[leaden violet]

😭

[leaden violet]

any places the cops do something 😭

[tranquil oak]

You’d like to think so

But they don’t

[hazy field]

talking back to balatro, i think ive gone too far, genuinly everytime i sleep i dream of a balatro run

[leaden violet]

no like, they dont.

sorry

bad english

[hard gyro]

How can you talk back to balatro?

[tranquil oak]

All good

[hazy field]

BRO

[hard gyro]

The disrespect

[nova shore]

i agree

[hazy field]

I GENUINLY HAVE HEARD MY VOICE LIKE JIMBO SOMETIMES

[hard gyro]

Imagine talking back to balatro

[hazy field]

I HAVE BECOME JIMBO, THE +4 mult OF SCORES

[hard gyro]

How awful can you be

[leaden violet]

yeah its pretty sad tbh

its awful that by ur own you gotta make justice

[hard gyro]

It's not awful at all

Self defense is crucial

[leaden violet]

ofc it is

[hard gyro]

Even though I tend to feel bad when I hurt someone but they force my hand to do it

People just don't get when to stop messing with someone

[leaden violet]

i wish i could do that

but i just stay quiet tbh

🤷

[hard gyro]

That's not healthy at all tho you shouldn't back down to bullies or anyone bothering you

[dry cedar]

Do I even take one

[hard gyro]

Even if it's life threating

[hard gyro]

Do you really need fibonacci?

[hazy field]

fibonacci es clave

[leaden violet]

how you get the infinite thing

[hard gyro]

Naneinf?

[dry cedar]

Yes, I play ace 2345 straights

[leaden violet]

i dont even know

[hard gyro]

Why do people avoid playing the high face card straight?

[half kite]

Black stake and up if you are referring to the eternal card sharp

[dry cedar]

Oh the eternals? It's a stake criteria

[dry cedar]

I was just handed this condition and it works

So now I'm wondering if I take baron or invis

[hard gyro]

It's just not hard to draw a face high straight

[dry cedar]

I'm thinking no

[hard gyro]

The ace to 10 straight is easy to draw really

And you can make it easier by deckfixing

[dry cedar]

Well that wouldn't work with these jokers now would it

[rough bison]

FINALLY AFTER MONTHS OF SURVEYS I CAN AFFORD ONE BALALA

[hard gyro]

Does this actually work?

[rough bison]

Slowly yeah

[hard gyro]

Also several months for 15$ only?

[rough bison]

Like 20 cents ish per survey and you get one every few days

[hard gyro]

That sounds worse than getting a job honestly

[rough bison]

It's really not meant to be a source of income but I thought it would be funny to buy Balatro solely off of this

[hard gyro]

That's why it's better to have a steady income

[rough bison]

And now I have

[hard gyro]

Cool

Show the recipient

I really wanna make sure it works

Bullies are cowards lol

You don't even need to fight most of them

Yep that was me when I was in junior

I was just a kid who got bullied alot

[drifting ginkgo]

whats the next step? (im missing observatory, blank, antimatter and palette)

[hard gyro]

Probably

[hard gyro]

It's coming for you

[lean trench]

Its ante 12 im sure you have time

[drifting ginkgo]

i have retcon

[lean trench]

Say a little prayer

Ig

[hard gyro]

It will diddle your face cards

[lean trench]

Voucher skips

[hard gyro]

Oh

[drifting ginkgo]

i just hold money, fill my deck with dna and as soon as i get palette i rip off an eco right?

[lean trench]

Observatory is obviously the end all

[hard gyro]

Don't observe me

I am changing

[lean trench]

I'd almost be tempted to SELL dna for showman

More perk popping

[drifting ginkgo]

i have 37 kings man

not worth

[hard gyro]

Showman is a showoff

[lean trench]

What do you need more kings for

A rebate?

[hard gyro]

Building an empire

[drifting ginkgo]

for when i have to attempt the naneinf with serpent

[drifting ginkgo]

i repeat, retcon

[hard gyro]

You will run out of econ eventually

[drifting ginkgo]

i have all gold kings

its 12 dollars per card at the end of round

[grizzled cargo]

just had my best run yet baby!

[drifting ginkgo]

and i have 17 kings at the end of round

[lean trench]

I mean yeah but where's the burglar fit in, I guess rip off dna the moment you see another ecto then roll hard

[drifting ginkgo]

ok, thanks for the advice 😄

[hard gyro]

[drifting ginkgo]

im also missing antimatter which is a huge hole missing

[hard gyro]

Cute goose

[lean trench]

I know

Nan is hard man

[drifting ginkgo]

its a duck

[hard gyro]

Same thing

[lean trench]

It might be easier to just go in on the perkeo

Although im not a mathematician

Youd need a LOT of pluto

[drifting ginkgo]

yea probably as soon as i find obesrvatory i can go on autopilot

[hard gyro]

Turn off animations

To avoid crashing

[tranquil oak]

Skipped a negative and rare tag back to back, got eternal negative drivers license

[hard gyro]

That's actually cool

It's a better Cavendish

[drifting ginkgo]

invisible joker is coming for you

[thorny niche]

Raise ante 8 boss blind requirement to the amount of people in the discord server

[tranquil oak]

I’m doing a straights run with runner, contellation, 4 fingers and the order

The drivers license is kinda nice

[hard gyro]

I never had a Cavendish break but a driver's license doesn't have a chance to break so it's better

[drifting ginkgo]

mhhh, this seems familiar (cryptid joker)

[hard gyro]

Also 16 enchanted cards isn't that hard to achieve

[lean trench]

Enchanted?

[hard gyro]

Yes

[lean trench]

We casting spells now

[hard gyro]

Like bonus, mult, lucky

Glass

[tranquil oak]

Except I only have 5 enhanced cards rn

[drifting ginkgo]

gold

[lean trench]

Enhancement

[drifting ginkgo]

steel

echo

shit wrong mod

[tranquil oak]

Was about to say that’s not vanilla

[thorny niche]

I mean base blind requirement

[hard gyro]

Marble joker? Midas mask? Standard Packs?

[tranquil oak]

I can actually play straight flushes fairly easily with this setup

[thorny niche]

On orange stake+ probably

I mean green

[hard gyro]

Orange stake+?

Apple arcade moment

[lean trench]

Wouldn't it still be pretty low then

[hard gyro]

Seance?

Seance bulid?

[thorny niche]

no i’m stupid

i meant green stake

[lean trench]

Like even base blind on gold stake is think is higher man

[hard gyro]

That was obvious but I was making sure

[lean trench]

Than 160

[cobalt summit]

Jimbo from Balatro

[lean trench]

I dont rember

Im sure it is

[hard gyro]

Nah i am from devil may cry

[thorny niche]

score 162,000 chips in finisher blind

[lean trench]

Thats stupid easy

Huh?

[leaden violet]

you know what is more easy?

[hard gyro]

Who you calling stupid?

[leaden violet]

a knuckle sandwich in your face! 😂😂😅

[hard gyro]

Me jimbo not stupid

Me jimbo smash

[drifting ginkgo]

youre a hologram tho

where is the real jimbo

[hard gyro]

A hologram jimbo

[leaden violet]

dookie card

[hard gyro]

I am the alpha

[lean trench]

be so fr

[drifting ginkgo]

i scored e22 with hologram bruh

[lean trench]

scaling xmult is trash now

[leaden violet]

@joke

[hard gyro]

Jimbo kinda sounds like a fat guy name tho is jimbo fat?

[lean trench]

Next youre gonna tell me you dont like red card

[hard gyro]

Take that back

[leaden violet]

i dont

[hard gyro]

If you are talking about vamp sure but anything else no

[lean trench]

Bro doesnt like winning

[drifting ginkgo]

jimbo, help me find obesrvatory

[leaden violet]

😭

[lean trench]

God bless

[leaden violet]

satire

[lean trench]

Tell us what u get

[hard gyro]

May you find hieroglyph and pieroglyph and antimatter my fellow balatrez player

[drifting ginkgo]

im doing small blind gimme a sec

[lean trench]

May you find antimater, observatory, and palette

[drifting ginkgo]

i still need blank

[hard gyro]

Who needs a palette when you got a drawing

[lean trench]

Oh dog you are COOKED

[hard gyro]

Blank shoot me

[drifting ginkgo]

i have double tag tho

[lean trench]

slow the game speed tech?

[drifting ginkgo]

so i get 2 vouchers

[lean trench]

Honestly observatory is probably enough to get you where you need to go

[drifting ginkgo]

maybe

but better safe then sorry no?

[lean trench]

It gives you the time is what I mean

To finish the rest

So I'd hope for that

[drifting ginkgo]

i think i started copying plutos in ante 6

so i should be extra good

[dry cedar]

This game gets updates right

[drifting ginkgo]

i HATE YOU MAGIC TRICK

i can roll down for an ecto now tho right?

oh i still have dna tho

[lean trench]

I'd buy magic trick

Not kidding

[drifting ginkgo]

why?

[uneven edge]

buy magic

[drifting ginkgo]

it floods the shop

[lean trench]

To get it out of the voucher pool

So?

[drifting ginkgo]

and i still need jokers

[uneven edge]

clears vouchers

[lean trench]

Vouchers are better for you with perk

You need observatory

More than you need a joker

[drifting ginkgo]

you might be right

[tranquil oak]

Took a round 1 rare skip, got driver’s license again

[uneven edge]

it’s a better one to clear because the second one doesn’t flood shops more than the first one compared to planet or tycoon voucher

you should take it

[tranquil oak]

This guy won’t leave me alone

[slim junco]

yalls opinions are genuinely ass

we all know regular joker is far superior

[drifting ginkgo]

also the cards dont happear very often

[tranquil oak]

You mean Jimbo

[lean trench]

I'd also sell dna for a cola for the same reason ngl

[slim junco]

yes

[lean trench]

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