🎙・server-chat

[thorny niche]

if you die you won’t get to play balatro

[queen escarp]

i fucking hate this game already

[pallid sapphire]

Negative space joker is good wym

Literally a net buff with no downsides

[queen escarp]

i wanted brainstorm...
and i wouldve got it if i wasnt a moron that forgot to sell cola

[pallid sapphire]

Oh big rips

Ggs

Naneinf baseball card trust

[turbid bolt]

chat who dies for invis here, its between chad and photo, I think photo?

[tawny pasture]

Do you need photo or chad to live?

[turbid bolt]

not right now no its ante 7

[tawny pasture]

What would you want a dupe of? Bloodstone?

[turbid bolt]

ideally yeah, would be best hit

I am playing lucky cards so I wouldnt kill dice tho

[tawny pasture]

If youre already winning then I wouldn't really worry bout invis tbh. But if you'll still live and don't need photo I'd maybe go with that. The worst it hits is dice but then Lucky's would pop even more.

[turbid bolt]

alr ty

how does verdant leaf interact with selling invis, does it count and you still get the copy?

[tawny pasture]

Yeah as long as you sold it in-round you should be fine

[turbid bolt]

perfect

hit dice, unlucky but very funny if I find a cat

[visual atlas]

jesus fuck

[shell topaz]

chat tips on getting stone joker please it never appears

i know i need to have a stone card

[turbid bolt]

yeah its just having a stone card, so Prioritize econ for rolling, and if you just want him you can take uncommon skips i guess

also, I know itd probably the play cause 4x1.5 but its funny having 2 oops, do I kill one?

[shell topaz]

ok cool

[shell topaz]

depends, are you planning on using lucky cards?

[turbid bolt]

I am using lucky cards rn yea

[shell topaz]

then keep both

[turbid bolt]

Its a lot of money ik

[shell topaz]

and wait for cat to appear

[turbid bolt]

yeah i'll do that then

[orchid raft]

I´m losing it.

[turbid bolt]

cat never appeared o7 on ante 12

[shell topaz]

damn

i got hit the road before stone joker wth

AND seeing double

im just missing stone and perkeo

[barren geyser]

OOPS wrong server

Sorry :P

[shell topaz]

almost right

[brisk zinc]

so that's what it takes to get broken flames in cryptid

[barren geyser]

Yeah, like
Close enough
Lmao

[orchid raft]

Isaac is basically balatro old school so it´s fine

[lean halo]

never thought i would ever use logs outside of chemistry and maths but here we are

[grim prism]

What the fuck is this abomination of a statement?

[orchid raft]

some rage bait I guess

[grim prism]

Could be.

[orchid raft]

Come on take the bait

[grim prism]

lol u funny

[shell topaz]

KRIS

[grim prism]

i fw that

[shell topaz]

GET THE

[barren geyser]

KRIS GET THE BANANA

[orchid raft]

get the

[valid badge]

REFERENCIA

[barren geyser]

[shell topaz]

potassium

[grim prism]

roblox in 2025

[valid badge]

its forsaken

[grim mist]

anything in 2025

[shell topaz]

queen is dead

[grim prism]

i dont know what that is

[valid badge]

a game

[grim prism]

on roblox

?

[valid badge]

ye

[barren geyser]

Woo ho ho ho ho

[grim prism]

thats what i said

roblox in 2025

[barren geyser]

2025 in 2025

[grim prism]

Kinda lame if u ask me

[valid badge]

lmao

breathing in the big ol' 25 🥀

[barren geyser]

Yeah
Can we skip to 2026 already?

[shell topaz]

no

[grim prism]

We can do a poll or sumn

[shell topaz]

my birthday isnt yet

[barren geyser]

Awn what a shame

[grim prism]

You'll age slower so it's good

[barren geyser]

When is your birthday?

[shell topaz]

august

[grim prism]

The upside is that you live less days

isn't it?

[orchid raft]

I found roblox kind of funny but since I saw this shit, i completely uninstalled it

just dont

[final delta]

hello

[valid badge]

lectura

[grim prism]

Roblox hasn't been good since like 2019-2020. 2016-2018 was prime time tho

[strange meadow]

i miss meepcity

[shell topaz]

WHERE ARE YOU
APPEAR IN THE DAMN SPECTRAL PACK

[strange meadow]

just not the parties

[barren geyser]

Also
Like
Who said you can let a date define your birthday? YOUR BIRTHDAY CAN BE WHENEVER YOU WANT YOU HAVE FREE WILL🔥🔥🔥

[strange meadow]

or the pointless school area

[final delta]

I DO MAN TODAY IS MY DAY OFF

[strange meadow]

i just liked fishing

[grim mist]

i cast holographic chicot

[grim prism]

yall play balatro?

[barren geyser]

Maybe

[grim mist]

no we play joker poker balala

[strange meadow]

what

[grim prism]

what

[shell topaz]

NOT AGAIN

[barren geyser]

Hey can you ask Yorick if he can show up in my next spectral pack please?

[final delta]

sure

[orchid raft]

Guys, quick show your Balatro hours in steam

[barren geyser]

Ok hang on a sec

[grim prism]

Why would I listen to u pal

I got 14 minutes in Balatro

[orchid raft]

Why would you listen to me pal?

[grim prism]

Exactly.

[orchid raft]

Im a random guy in Discord

[shell topaz]

≈100 hours

[orchid raft]

you didnt and it´s fine

[orchid raft]

Good

[grim mist]

here

[barren geyser]

31 hours

[grim prism]

Thank you Gus Fring

[orchid raft]

BRO

[grim mist]

🧠

[grim prism]

same lol

[final delta]

about 200ish

[orchid raft]

Balatro mobile user without an apk???

[grim prism]

What in-app purchases?

[orchid raft]

Bro you are rich

[barren geyser]

what did he say?

[grim mist]

those who

[orchid raft]

yo thats fire

[barren geyser]

Cool

[final delta]

plus about 30 on switch and 50 on ps5 and 13 on xbox

[valid badge]

started abt a week or so

[orchid raft]

[barren geyser]

Damn

[grim prism]

103h in a week

[final delta]

he said yes

[grim prism]

is fuckin crazy

[barren geyser]

YIPEEE

[valid badge]

i am hiperfixated

[barren geyser]

I'll boost up balatro when im able to get up

[grim mist]

ULTIMA SESION

[grim prism]

Hiperfixate on a job, furry.

[barren geyser]

No actually i can get up i just cant sit on chairs

[orchid raft]

last two weeks 😭

[brisk zinc]

i have found the maximum possible score in cryptid

[valid badge]

i wish

[grim prism]

Is that only Balatro?

[valid badge]

i wanna get a JOB TBH

[shell topaz]

marble jonkler mmmm

[orchid raft]

yes

[grim prism]

Damn

[grim prism]

good.

[valid badge]

i cant cuz im 15

[orchid raft]

Im unemployed balatro enjoyer

[grim mist]

the maximum score is when your pc crashes

[shell topaz]

my died

[grim prism]

Ah, explains the profile too. You'll grow out of it. It's fine. For now, just keep on playing Balatro then

[barren geyser]

Im hungry can i eat the cards?

[grim prism]

yes, eat carda

[shell topaz]

can i have some

[barren geyser]

Sure
Let me grab my deck hang on a sec

[grim mist]

gros michael

[barren geyser]

Ah
Fuck
My card deck is out of reach-

[grim mist]

and the wheel because wheels are edible

[grim prism]

r yall doing a roleplay of eating a fucking deck of cards?

[grim mist]

idk anymore

[oak thicket]

guys i need help

[barren geyser]

Whats roleplay? why not eat a deck of cards?

[grim prism]

balatro players r losing it on a daily

[oak thicket]

my collection is bugged af

[orchid raft]

Your will become so fucking broken with a 3X multiplier, trust me

[grim prism]

Raid bug spray, mate

[oak thicket]

anybody that knows what and what not to mess with the game files who can help me

[shell topaz]

chat idea
Roleplay channel where we just roleplay like
gros michel: +15 mult
half joker: +20 mult

[oak thicket]

i am not willing to put another 150 hours into this

[shell topaz]

it did

[valid badge]

❌

[barren geyser]

Cant help, sorry😔

[grim prism]

sorry pal

[orchid raft]

Im sorry for swearing tho, the banana is kinda broken and I dont have words to describe it

[grim mist]

this is the same game where the creator has put "jimbussy" and "Jimbo's Sandwich Recipe" in an official trailer

[shell topaz]

bonaner

[barren geyser]

which card do you want btw?

[grim prism]

whats wrong with "jimbo's sandwich recipe"?

jimbussy is just cringe tho

[grim mist]

wingdings

[shell topaz]

ace of spades please

[barren geyser]

WINGDINGS GASTER?

[shell topaz]

WING GASTER?

chat i got soul

wish me perkeo

[grim mist]

foil chicot

[barren geyser]

Bro casually woke up the undertale inside of us

[grim prism]

Yes, you do. I believe that ur a good man.

[oak thicket]

can i ask moderators or somebody else in this server who can help?

[shell topaz]

im not a man im an egg

[orchid raft]

balatro player = Undertale/deltarune player for some reason

[grim prism]

go to game discussion or bug reports maybe?

[shell topaz]

deltarune tomorrow

[grim prism]

nope, i dont like undertale

i have it, tried it, but i dont like it

[grim mist]

deltarune 2 weeks ago

[shell topaz]

YORICK AGAIN

[grim prism]

bro's typing

takin his time

about to send me the biggest insult for not liking undertale

nvm he prolly got shot mid message

[orchid raft]

I like ice cream

[grim prism]

bro.

[shell topaz]

i have a friend that does just the same
Types for 2 hours just to say "i like cookies"

[grim prism]

mfs be doin this

[shy dove]

wonderful

[barren geyser]

I WANT YORICK CAN I HAVE IT?

[grim mist]

so apparently the balatro equivalent of being drunk is creating a card with inverted colors

[shell topaz]

sure man here you go

[grim prism]

Bye. Stay in school

[orchid raft]

It´s fine, undertale has a slow start, and the most players just play the game for sans or tryhard fight in genocide route. So yes, i understand your point
also, I recommend you deltarune, that game is fire

(I was typing this but Im doing a little trolling)

[shy dove]

i think its because of the idea of "one more"

[shell topaz]

bro school ended last week

[grim prism]

Stay in school means dont dropout

I know it's summer vacation rn

[orchid raft]

dont drug kids

[shell topaz]

that makes more sense

[barren geyser]

YUPI

[shy dove]

were we not supposed to do that

[barren geyser]

Everyone says "dont do drugs"
But no one ever says "dont make drugs"

Think about it

[grim prism]

ion wanna pay that much for it tbh

[orchid raft]

If your drug is balatro, i support it

[civic bough]

based

[grim mist]

daily reminder there's an entire steam account based on the wheel

[grim prism]

(also me with hundreds of games on steam)

[grim mist]

90% of them are from discount sales and haven't been played once in your entire life

[shell topaz]

ok nvm Yorick kinda carrying me

[grim prism]

This kid knows what the fuck is up.

BUT

i usually try to play bought games

or at least most of them

[shell topaz]

negative golden joker quite literally gives you Money for Nothin

[grim prism]

i wish i had a negative golden joker irl

[shell topaz]

balatro

[grim prism]

sure, will do

[grim prism]

looks bad mate

looks like a jimbo with down syndrome

haha jk

[woven crow]

I'm learning to use Blender

[grim prism]

i was kidding

please get angry

[woven crow]

[grim prism]

okay

[shell topaz]

that's me

[grim prism]

Hola chichita

Que bonita mami

or whatever yall say in spanish

despacito type shi

[shell topaz]

i think you mean chiquitita but it was funnier

[grim prism]

Certainly

[woven crow]

nah hell nah

[grim prism]

Si si

[woven crow]

yo nacho taco chimichanga

[grim prism]

yo i think that means u fw me

appreciate u

chimichanga u feel me

Carvajal si si

[woven crow]

[shell topaz]

ijuesuputamadre que alguien llame a un traductor

[grim prism]

yeah u can be my translator mate

go ahead

[woven crow]

un saludo a balatro fans curi

[shell topaz]

cool

[grim prism]

dont say puta madre bro

[grim prism]

yeah hello

[shell topaz]

ok ok

[grim prism]

que guapa

type shi

[shell topaz]

is bro trying to rizz her up

as the kids say these days

[grim prism]

i have no idea

[grim prism]

have we reached boomer status mate?

i dont think so

[shell topaz]

i just find it funny to say that

[grim prism]

imma rizz her up gng

[shell topaz]

go for it

[grim prism]

i dont speak spanish

[shell topaz]

i can see that

[grim prism]

and im pretty sure thats a guy

so lets just say that was for fun

[orchid raft]

we do not say that lmao 😭

[shell topaz]

yeeee mozaaaaa 🗣️

thats what i'd say

[grim prism]

ye yall do

[orchid raft]

chichita isnt even a word

[shell topaz]

i already told him

[grim prism]

u know what i wanted to say mate

[orchid raft]

[grim prism]

the spanish and the greeks are the freakiest mfs out there

ofc yall say that typa stuff

[shell topaz]

bro we don't

[grim prism]

freaky.

[grim prism]

aight sergio ramos

matador tamale

siesta

u feel me?

[shell topaz]

no???

[orchid raft]

HAHAHAHAHA

[brisk zinc]

you should learn finnish instead

[grim prism]

puta madrid, visca barca, visca catalunya

[shell topaz]

what about start

[brisk zinc]

haha!

[grim prism]

i know how to finish

[brisk zinc]

never heard that one before

[grim prism]

u finnish?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[grim prism]

teach me amanda

[brisk zinc]

idk how

[orchid raft]

El diablo no tiene pantalones y no sé porque

[grim prism]

bro

[tranquil oak]

English please, it’s the server rules

Mods hand out timeouts if they’re around

[brisk zinc]

is this accurate

[grim prism]

we can go to one of yall's saunas and speak bout it

[grim prism]

yes

[orchid raft]

we know bro

[shy dove]

les fans d'Obelisk lorsqu'ils apprennent qu'il n'y a aucune raison de jouer autre chose que des couleurs 😂 🤣

[orchid raft]

literally we know, its just the funny topic

[shell topaz]

yes

[grim prism]

Header loves me. He wouldn't do me like that

[brisk zinc]

i don't have one

[tranquil oak]

Sure, but there’s 6 other mods too

[grim prism]

Je ne parle francais tres bien, mon ami, parce que j'etudie a l'ecole.

[orchid raft]

as a spanish speaker yes, it is 😭

[grim prism]

the closest one has to be like 5m away

[shy dove]

i spoke french but i dont remember much of it

[brisk zinc]

you're not wrong

but i don't have one in my apartment

[grim prism]

knew it. gosh, i love finland

[shy dove]

but also this sentence makes no sense

[grim prism]

is my summer car accurate?

[grim prism]

leave me alone furry

im not french

thankfully

[shy dove]

you don't speak it well because you studied at school?

[grim prism]

exactly

what i was trying to say

cuz school doesnt teach u shit

i was trying to say i didnt learn it in particular, only in school

[shy dove]

im not a furry i just like the creature and want to match with my lovely wife

[grim prism]

and school doesnt teach foreign languages properly

[grim prism]

good on u there, mate

[shell topaz]

bro why are languages always brought into conversation wth

[brisk zinc]

what if i start speaking finnish here

[shy dove]

ahhh scary it's not english

[grim prism]

id appreciate it

[brisk zinc]

even google translate won't help you in that case

[orchid raft]

it´s funny

isnt it?

[shell topaz]

yeah thats true

[tranquil oak]

Are you actually finnish?

Finnish has the longest palindrome word

Same spelled backwards and forwards

For soapstone dispenser iirc

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🗿

[grim prism]

why would she lie about that

[grim prism]

proof?

[tranquil oak]

Idk, have a hard time telling when people are being serious or not in here

[grim prism]

a good rule of thumb is

im not

ok bye

[tired lagoon]

Hey just dropped by to say whats up baby

bye

[brisk zinc]

yea i am

[brisk zinc]

saippuakullipyllypillukauppias

i will not translate this

[tranquil oak]

Isn’t it just like soapstone vendor/dispenser?

[brisk zinc]

no this is a different one

[tranquil oak]

Ah

[brisk zinc]

i dont even know if it's the longest one but it's funny

there's also a 27 letter non-compound word

nvm it's 44 letters i was way off

[sturdy agate]

Two gems from my last couple of runs

[grim prism]

nice pics, show us the gems now mate

[pulsar rose]

Thoughts on the new Balatro tv show?

[worldly schooner]

hey, just rejoined and I noticed the welcome message still mentions the Balatro demo on Steam - that's gone, right?

[tranquil oak]

Funny enough the longest Hungarian word is also 44 letters

[grim prism]

It's gone, but in the time you typed this and waited for a response, you could've went to the Steam page and checked it yourself.

lol

[worldly schooner]

I did actually check, and I've owned the game since it came out 🙂 I just wanted to bring it up for anybody that may be new to the game coming to the server looking for the demo

I was only bringing it up because it was still in the welcome message. All good on my end though 🙂

[grim prism]

they could've checked it too?

[naive basalt]

a lil bit of this a lil bit of that ahh build

[dawn coral]

just had the most spiteful hook ever

i had two shoot the moons and it kept discarding all my queens

[quick moat]

Looks hype

[compact bronze]

Anyone knows if I can naneinf w baron mime having 3 Braintorm and 1 Blueprint, or is 2 Brainstorm and 2 Blueprint mandatory

[dusky turret]

I'm new to the game and this just sounds like a word vomit xd

[shy dove]

dont worry theyre talking about a glitch you can do so that makes sense

[dusky turret]

Oh it has glitches too?

Hasn't it been out for a while now...not tryna bash the Devs 🙏

[shy dove]

well the glitch is cool and people like it so its probably gonna stay around

[cyan geyser]

Is the

+3 multi with type card

Good

And how do I turn that

Into a winning game

[shy dove]

well

its good for keeping yourself afloat early on

[brisk zinc]

hello chat how do i enable dev features in balala

[shy dove]

for a winning game? probably not

you wanna work with scaling jokers like red card or ride the bus

since those have a high ceiling

and then either chip jokers or planet levels for chips

then find some xmult which can help bring ur mult up to the moon

[wintry patrol]

naneinf is kept in because it's a cool "end" to the game, even if it's unintentional
also, there's only one dev

[dusky turret]

1 dev built this whole thing?

[brisk zinc]

yep

[shy dove]

um well

one other person helped for the vagabond art

[wintry patrol]

ok yeah not 100% of the art is done by him but it's mostly just him

[dusky turret]

"erm akshually"

[shy dove]

its basically just him

[shy dove]

wow we found the most annoying person in the world chat

[dusky turret]

I don't know shit about this game I just downloaded it yesterday out of spite

[dusky turret]

Sorry

[edgy gulch]

wrong server oops

[zenith igloo]

Help (x1.6 in the iron joker).
The jokers are right?

[sly ingot]

“Major update 2025” ✌️🥀🥀

[neon wren]

what hand are you playing (and what level). how many kings is it possible to get in hand?

[sharp tide]

anyone got a good lucky cat seed?

[neon wren]

there's one in the seeds channel. neg perkeo + neg lucky cat + lots of negative tags

[brisk zinc]

of course i get a nat neg baron on the worst purple stake run ever

i'm tempted to take it but i know i can't make it worth it in time

[tranquil oak]

I forgot to take a screenshot of the seed but I had a double oops lucky cat run yesterday

Sock and chad

It grew like crazy

Too bad we can’t go back to check the seed afterwards

Pretty sure I was hitting both mult and money more often than not

[sharp tide]

damn

[tranquil oak]

Was also funny that the wheel was a 4 in 7 chance of drawing my cards face down, glass guarenteed to break, and Gros Michel almost guaranteed to go extinct

[shy dove]

2/3 is basically guaranteed

[rich halo]

is there any scenario where gold seal is better than red seal on gold cards

[wintry patrol]

if you have a lot of them i guess

or like
if you had chad maybe

[shy dove]

tbh

many

mostly retriggers although even without gold seals are easier to get value from than red seals are

having any gold seals justifies chad

the problem with red seals is that some of the best retriggerable effects are also seals 😭

[wintry patrol]

having nothing that works with chad still justifies taking chad tbf

[wintry patrol]

yeah that's kinda true

[tranquil oak]

Chad with a glass card is basically photochad

[rich halo]

ok for some reason i defaulted gold seals to having golden ticket lol 😭

i think my questions was whether or not gold seal can be better than red seal w golden ticket

[wintry patrol]

with golden ticket the gold seal is better because you could get retriggers

[brisk zinc]

i just had bloodstone hit on every card on a full flush with hanging chad wtf

more rare than a lottery win

[shy dove]

i had bloodstone hit on every card twice in a row

[rich halo]

rlly?

doesnt golden ticket trigger twice with red tho which is more money than gold

[shy dove]

sure is nice how overscoring is useful in this game just like in nubbys number factory which is why luck based things are good right

[shy dove]

yeah but throw chad into the mix and uh...

[rich halo]

but then again you can get 7$ several times

[shy dove]

thank them later lol

[rich halo]

instead of 8$ like 1.5 times

[shy dove]

that said i think you might be right

id say the extra dollar is better than speculating jokers you dont have

then again

[wintry patrol]

oh wait golden ticket is $4 right

but like

[rich halo]

i think my mind changed bc if you have chad then gold seal is better

[wintry patrol]

chad is also a common

[shy dove]

a lot of golden tickets appeal is its retriggers

[wintry patrol]

yeah

[rich halo]

true

[dry cedar]

Bro what is this first shop

[daring citrus]

giggles

[shy dove]

holy crap sell ecto

(not sure why you were buying ecto anyways, but nows your chance to sell it

[dry cedar]

It would have been useful

[shy dove]

no... not really....

[wintry patrol]

buying ecto that early is a bit silly

you have no jokers

[shy dove]

minus handsize early on is bad

and like

[wintry patrol]

it will be quite a while until it does anything at all for you lol

[shy dove]

what are you making room for lol

[shy dove]

if it even does

[dry cedar]

I wouldn't have needed it

[shy dove]

umm

yes you do?

[hoary kernel]

do i sell heartstone?

[shy dove]

early on you wanna play like flushes and the like

[hoary kernel]

not quite done with deck fixing yet...

[dry cedar]

I'm too good at the game to need another hand

[wintry patrol]

polychrome red seal lucky cards 🔥

[hoary kernel]

i shouldve ecto'd 😭

like i had one earlier

i shouldbe

shoudlvelk

[wintry patrol]

ah yes

[hoary kernel]

ah whatever i need heartsotn eof rscoring

ill ecto and find brainstorm later

[dry cedar]

So anyway which one do I buy?

[rich halo]

probably

idk i like the brainstorm bc you can copy idol when you are done deck fixing

[hoary kernel]

i skipped over it for now

im on hex anyways ill find another ecto

[meager nymph]

guys

[grim prism]

sup fellas

[meager nymph]

my older brotherr says (discard deck > blue deck) I say opposite

whos rright

[grim prism]

blue deck on top

its personal preference

tho

[cobalt falcon]

Yo guys

[shy dove]

friends of jimbo ass lineup

[grim prism]

real

[shy dove]

blue deck si genenrally considered better because oyu can use hadns as discards

[cobalt falcon]

I seem to have found the trick to finish gold stakes without sweating much

[shy dove]

sporry ive been like

really sleepy

[meager nymph]

lol

[cobalt falcon]

Keep your run surviving until ante 6 or mid of ante 7

Then ante 7 boss and ante 8 boss smash them with glass cards

[grim prism]

yall out here talking about red and blue deck

[wintry patrol]

i'm ngl i used to think the +hand voucher was worse than the +discard voucher and that made no sense
like just use the hand as a discard

[grim prism]

in balatro

while ww3 startin

[meager nymph]

+econ as well

[wintry patrol]

yeah

[cobalt falcon]

I am 12 decks away from C+

[wintry patrol]

more scoring more econ or just a discard

[shy dove]

not all builds need or evenw ork with glass

both are good

but also

[wintry patrol]

like how did i think a discard was better than a hand

[shy dove]

like

hands

[candid wyvern]

ITS ANTE 2. 😭

[meager nymph]

how tf

[shy dove]

maybe u hjad rebnate

[cobalt falcon]

True but is working for me at the moment bro

[shy dove]

pr

or

your ick

[candid wyvern]

its a random seed aswell

[shy dove]

dont call me bro

[meager nymph]

why name

[shy dove]

shadow spussy

not a sleep y typo

[meager nymph]

OHH

[cobalt falcon]

I was struggling to keep up with antes then I switched to glass and won easily

[cobalt falcon]

Ok bro, I will not call you bro

[shy dove]

spussy is lasty name shadow is psuedonym

wow theres jujst

misgenedering in this chat okay

[meager nymph]

i thought shadows p----

[cobalt falcon]

Bro is not referred to male people in jergon lol

[night hamlet]

help me.

[wintry patrol]

if it bothers someone then don't say it

it's as simple as that

[shy dove]

"bro is not used to refer to male people my guy dude bro malester"

[meager nymph]

bro bro my bro isn;t my bro anymoer

[wintry patrol]

i occasionally use dude to refer to my friends who aren't men but if they were bothered by that i wouldn't

[cobalt falcon]

Dude is specifically referred to male people

[shy dove]

its like fine ig theyre comofrtable but not only am i not male i am also not your friend

[wintry patrol]

like just call people what they want to be called it's not complex

[wintry patrol]

yeah ofc

[night hamlet]

bro isn’t weird

[meager nymph]

is it just me or when you look at a word too close it looks like its misspelled

[night hamlet]

yall r geeking

that one friend that’s too woke

[shy dove]

that one friend who doesnt want to be misgendered

[cobalt falcon]

I agree, too much drama for nothing

[meager nymph]

that one friend who respects others

[night hamlet]

yall r so cringe 😭

it’s 2025 and we’re worried about ts

[night hamlet]

ww3 and were worried about the word bro 😭😭😭

[wintry patrol]

i hate it here

[shy dove]

who the hell are you again

[cobalt falcon]

And for your info, two women don't call them sis, they call them bro lol at least in jergon

[shy dove]

like when were you a part of this conversation

[night hamlet]

bro i just joined and yall are hilariously cringe

[meager nymph]

u sayin we cant respect each other? This is the cause of ww3

[night hamlet]

ts is adorable

it’s so fucking first world 😭😭

[wintry patrol]

im gonna lose it

[cobalt falcon]

But again too much drama for nothing so I won't even keep the convo going

[shy dove]

i called your mom sis last night

[cobalt falcon]

Good 😂

[meager nymph]

i called my sis your mo.... wait no

[marsh talon]

Can someone tell me what to replace for the invisible joker, I don’t think I can clear the next ante with my normal jokers, nonetheless, with an invisible joker taking up a spot. What should I do?

[meager nymph]

sell one of the mimes

if u want to get invise

[marsh talon]

Yea that’s what I would have done but I’m gonna lose on the next blind

If I’m missing one

[meager nymph]

bro

you can either get another mime or another bp or bs or baron

[cobalt falcon]

Be careful with insulting people like that...

[meager nymph]

its a win win situation i guess

[meager nymph]

oh wiat

[stiff walrus]

yuh i got my first gold stakes win

[meager nymph]

im so used to call everyone bro

[marsh talon]

I’m so lost 😔

[stiff walrus]

madness round 1

[hoary kernel]

thanks negative tag

[shy dove]

nice

kind of a cool build too

[marsh talon]

So beautiful

[meager nymph]

how did bro get gold take on egg

[hoary kernel]

thats orange

[shy dove]

i htink its red

oh

and egg is normal to keep around

ive had eggs ive never sold just for the temp/swash value

[meager nymph]

wat did bro do

[grim prism]

☹️

[marsh talon]

Showman

👍

3 mimes one shop

[stiff walrus]

hello

[marsh talon]

Hello

[stiff walrus]

what

[meager nymph]

[marsh talon]

[strange meadow]

[meager nymph]

[strange meadow]

darn tootin

[meager nymph]

i cast on u

[main ember]

what im suppoused to do now ( this is my best run as im not really good at the game )

[strange meadow]

noooo

[meager nymph]

u cant do anything

but hheres a tip nexxt time

instead of focusing on many hands try to focus on one hand only

also instead of putting enhancements every where use enhancements to boost that one hand

for example

[main ember]

thanks but i did not get lucky on cards and got to 0 discards

i was going to hearts

[meager nymph]

flush with steels

this isnt very ideal

[lethal lotus]

Dw bro, it’s a lot easier said than done. A lot of runs are doomed from the start. You’ll get better with time

[meager nymph]

because fluush is a five card hand

[meager nymph]

have you tried deck fixing btw?

[main ember]

what is deck fixing

btw needed lot of enchanced cards for the drivers licences

[meager nymph]

to thin or expand ur deck to soley get one hand or many cards for a survival chance

[hoary kernel]

full deck fixing achieved :)

[main ember]

i needed to expand for drivers licences

[meager nymph]

like this

[lethal lotus]

stone card of absolute deception and pain

[dry cedar]

I guess we got levels

[hoary kernel]

absolute stacked roster btw

[meager nymph]

well using tarot cards you could have destoried non enhanced carrds or add enhacements to currently using carrds

[main ember]

should of used more hanged man

[meager nymph]

i dont really rrecommend using standard packs

[meager nymph]

good choice

adding rrandom enhanced cards in ur deck can make it harderr to play hands

so chose wisely

like only heart enhaced cards

[hoary kernel]

oh my god

goodbinvisible jokers

[main ember]

i should of been haved more patience to get drivers license's borst

[meager nymph]

go on to ur next rrun

see how it goes

[lethal lotus]

In a nutshell, choose one card or one suit to make a lot of. (Death, cryptid) then build around that

[main ember]

ok thanks for advice

[meager nymph]

in a nutshell of a nutshell, make more of one card

[main ember]

i didn't think the discord server would of been so helpful

[lethal lotus]

Yup

[meager nymph]

hey

thats what we are here for

[nova shore]

is kinder than you would expect

[meager nymph]

unlike some other games coughs valor...

[hoary kernel]

your time has come buddy

[main ember]

it's like reddit but without people that think they know everything

[meager nymph]

W

[hoary kernel]

absolutely unacceptable 🥹

[meager nymph]

lol

[hoary kernel]

please tell me if i save scum itll go away

no it doesnt

it duplicates egg
if i sell egg it duplicates oops

[meager nymph]

3/2 chance of getting x1.5

you can get an extra lol

[candid wyvern]

it was fun while it lasted

[hoary kernel]

its eternal too

i have so many USEFUL cards there

and it picks oops

[main ember]

how do you get eternal cards?

[meager nymph]

its in the laterr ga,e

[hoary kernel]

eternal jokers are from black stake or higher

[meager nymph]

you know stakes?

[hoary kernel]

stakes are unlocked when you beat a deck

[candid wyvern]

mimum black stake diffculty

[meager nymph]

and it gets progressively harder and harder the higher u go up

max is gold stake btw

[novel hearth]

I play too much balatro

[left glade]

i remember this day

[novel hearth]

oh wait this is the balatro server. I misclicked

[hoary kernel]

HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE ATGAIN

AFTYER DUPLICATING MY MOST USELESS JOKER 😭

[candid wyvern]

there boys too

[hoary kernel]

literally if invisible duplicated any joker but oops my run wouldve went on for another ante

🙁

anyways ggs

[candid wyvern]

aww man gg

[polar hill]

the yuri copies ability of the joker to the right, and at the same time, copies the ability of the leftmost joker

[compact torrent]

Mfw doing gold needle last night then get “the water”

Twice

[latent hemlock]

Just checked, 379,6 hours

[timid cloak]

I was in the forest for a week and i got SO CLOSE to naneinf
I had 21 double tags i just needed mime and juggler tag

[vivid palm]

couldve been bigger

[timid cloak]

I had 70 red seal steel kings

[sharp tide]

should I sell

Deck is lucky kings

(also I have magic trick voucher cause I realized that I still don't have the upgraded version in my collection 😭)

[cobalt falcon]

Wish me luck guys, gonna do Black Deck Gold Stakes

[devout radish]

NATURAL NEGATIVE BRAINSTORM

[jolly talon]

So pissed I lost a run with an idol that was polychrome 😭😭😭

[tranquil oak]

I’m pissed I missed gold sticker on chicot because I sold a perishable fortune teller for an eternal jimbo

Ended up losing the run cus +4 mult wasn’t cutting it

[jolly talon]

This game's luck is burning me out

[random hill]

Hi guys

[dry cedar]

Guys do you need an achievement to unlock soul

[shy dove]

this is normal since idol is pretty bad

[tranquil oak]

I did get pretty lucky yesterday gettin 2 oops and lucky cat

[tranquil oak]

No, you get an achievement for finding a soul though

[tranquil oak]

Idol is just triboulet that requires more deck fixing for consistency

So I wouldn’t call it bad

[brisk zinc]

fuck my liiiiife

[nocturne sundial]

Anyone else not fuck with endless? Is that weird?

I snagged the Ante 12 Joker and then never touched it again

[jolly talon]

Awful take

[jolly talon]

Uymmm sure...

[shy dove]

an unreasonable amount

if you miss then its like okay no xmult for you

by the time you can even get to that point, the game is already over

[shy dove]

how so lol

its basically always impossible to make your whole deck 1 card before ante 8

[timid cloak]

An oops would be better than one of the socks

Since they multiply eachother having 2 cats is actually really good

[jolly talon]

Permanent xmult and it doesn't take long to scale if you got good econ like I did

[sharp tide]

thank you

[shy dove]

the fuck do you mean scale

idol doesn't scale

[alpine orbit]

i believe @shy dove is talking about ante 8 runs.

[timid cloak]

Idol is bad in 8 ante

Good for endless

[shy dove]

yeah the normal game

and also like

[timid cloak]

And it does scale with retriggers

[sharp tide]

nah idol as awful, except when you have your whole deck as only one card, where it is the best scoring joker in the game

[shy dove]

you said you lost

so it was before ante 8

[timid cloak]

No

[shy dove]

or it was after, in which case that was inevitable

[jolly talon]

I meant constellation

Oops

Mb

I was mixing it up

I got a polychrome constellation

Not idol

My dumbass

[alpine orbit]

constellation scales?

[shy dove]

okay yeah thats a fumble

[jolly talon]

Yea

[brisk zinc]

another purple stake done

[shy dove]

girliepop.

[brisk zinc]

fuck blue

[alpine orbit]

blue deck is the best deck

[jolly talon]

I maybe under the bell curve teehee

[alpine orbit]

literally zero downside

[jolly talon]

Boooo

[brisk zinc]

i mean blue stake

not deck

[alpine orbit]

ah.

okay valid

[brisk zinc]

i mean blue stake

not deck

🤖

[jolly talon]

Orange stake is worse

Trust

[brisk zinc]

this was yellow deck

[brisk zinc]

this was purple stake

blue makes it worse

[jolly talon]

Perish jokers fuck you over so badly

[shy dove]

imo it goes something like

[brisk zinc]

purple and orange are fine

[alpine orbit]

perishable is fine

[brisk zinc]

blue makes it bad

[alpine orbit]

rental is a lot worse

[shy dove]

yellow blue then zodiac/abandoned then ghost

[brisk zinc]

nah

[alpine orbit]

perishable doesn't lose you momentum

[brisk zinc]

my first gold stake was ghost

[jolly talon]

Not when you can't find any actual reliable mult joker asides perishable

[shy dove]

actually abandoned between zodiac and ghost

[alpine orbit]

that's fine, more often than not you need momentum for econ imo

[jolly talon]

Been happening to me so much in my early runs

[shy dove]

yeah

[alpine orbit]

rental eats up your potential interest

[strange meadow]

hello hello chat

[alpine orbit]

so hitting that $25 is harder

[strange meadow]

as a bull fan that seems like a bummer

[willow kite]

looks AI ngl

[sharp tide]

if that's the requirement for being the best, then magic, red, yellow, zodiac, and anaglyph are also the best

even though it's ghost deck

[keen hazel]

I can assure you it’s not

[jolly talon]

But it almost feels like you just cannot get an econ joker most times early

[alpine orbit]

yea rental makes it worse is the problem

imo

[alpine orbit]

that's not the only requirement

and there are other reasons why i think blue is better than others

[brisk zinc]

fucking kidding me

[sharp tide]

idk man spectral cards are way too powerful

[alpine orbit]

i would worry about verdant leaf

[honest kestrel]

nah why you got the 50% chance of dying joker build

[tranquil wolf]

Bro wtf

[alpine orbit]

ghost is among the best as well yes

[brisk zinc]

idc i already won but this is annoying

[alpine orbit]

extra hand is crazy tho

[jolly talon]

They're balanced from how they sometimes have a downside and how there's a few good spectral cards

Like immolate

And uhh

Idk I think that's it

[alpine orbit]

trance

[sharp tide]

I feel like you can cheese through gold stake with hex and ankh on ghost deck, whereas you have to fight for it on blue deck (don't get me wrong, the extra hand makes it easier, but it's not like free)

[jolly talon]

Oh right

[alpine orbit]

how u missing trance smh

[jolly talon]

That

And

Deja

[alpine orbit]

and the purple seal one

[jolly talon]

And

Purple

[alpine orbit]

gold seal also ok

[jolly talon]

Yea only like 4 good spectral cards

[tranquil wolf]

I started a few weeks ago and just completed the red deck

[sharp tide]

immolate, deja vu, hex, ankh, medium, cryptid

[jolly talon]

Exto is

Ecto

Is meh

Cryptid

[alpine orbit]

hex and ankh are a bit situational

[jolly talon]

Is good

Buttt

[alpine orbit]

same with ecto

[jolly talon]

Need deck building

[alpine orbit]

cryptid requires having good cards to copy but it's fine

esp on hand

[sharp tide]

I'm also a fan of familiar and the one that adds number cards because they are so fun with hologram

[alpine orbit]

vampire too

[sharp tide]

yah but cause it's ghost deck you can hold em

[alpine orbit]

yea

that's what makes it good

[sharp tide]

to an extent

I would love to play a like perkeo blueprint hologram seed with the numbered card one

[jolly talon]

Could sat the same with grim tho

Anyway

Is it me

Or

Isn't stupid how

Ouija

Reduces hand size

[alpine orbit]

not rly

[jolly talon]

For such a dumb thing it does

[alpine orbit]

it used to not and it was too op

tho i think it needs a different nerf

icl

[jolly talon]

But the thing is, it's pretty random

Like if you were relying on hack triggers

[alpine orbit]

yea but building towards 4oak makes it sm easier

and mars scales so fast

[jolly talon]

And it gives a non hack trigger card

Then it would be bad

[shell topaz]

balatro

[jolly talon]

You're already doing it with hang tbh. Plus, it's not gonna always go with what jokers you got

[sharp tide]

well, a few things: most ranks have a joker that really helps it out (suck and bustin, cloud nine, eight ball, sixth sense, hack, scholar)

and you're supposed to take it more towards the early game

[willow kite]

something is wrong...

[sharp tide]

and at the end of the day strength exists

[sharp tide]

well don't leave us hanging

[willow kite]

chad

[dry cedar]

What achievement unlocks invisible joker

[shy dove]

3 spectrals?

[sharp tide]

I think you have to win a run with only four jokers

[shy dove]

ohhh

arcana

[dry cedar]

Mega

[willow kite]

in arcana pack + soul

[shy dove]

i see

[dry cedar]

Oh

Nevermind

Well both work

[shy dove]

omen globe my beloved

[dry cedar]

💔 💔

[sharp tide]

omen globe is part of why I like magic deck, too

[jolly talon]

I never knew that can happen. Say, are soul cards considered spectral?

[sharp tide]

yes

[willow kite]

yes

[sharp tide]

they will never show up in shop or by sixth sense though

also they can show up in arcana packs even without omen globe

[jolly talon]

Aweosmr

[sharp tide]

if only legendary jokers didn't smother runs...

[willow kite]

Me after seeing that red looking guy from that shiny looking stone that i found in arcana pack

[cyan fossil]

Uuh.......
Has someone ever fixed this?

[sharp tide]

that website is no longer supportd

[cyan fossil]

Ah

[sharp tide]

https://balatrowiki.org/

this is the new site

[cyan fossil]

Orange Triboulet looks so cursed

[willow kite]

comeon, perkeo isnt that old

[sharp tide]

it's cooler anyway

[cyan fossil]

Red and black yorick looks worse

[sharp tide]

imo, it's kinda tuff

[willow kite]

yorick looks like he just wants to die

[sharp tide]

I wish the game let us upload our own textures without mods

[cyan fossil]

From one of the Shakespeare's novels he already is.

[sharp tide]

I feel like it would be a very 2025 'indie' game thing to do

[silver trellis]

Should I get DNA to copy kings? I’ve never gotten such good jokers before

[sharp tide]

yeah sell raised fist

and look to move away from throwback

[willow kite]

just roll into 3 negative brainstorms

[silver trellis]

It’s got 2.75x multiplier though

[chrome kindle]

whyy

[drowsy sun]

Ya probly sell rasied fist

[untold narwhal]

Just commit ASGORE.

[sharp tide]

if you were to replace it with a mime, for example, with baron, you would get 1.5^2n x mult where n is the number of kings in hand

aka much bigger

also, since you have dna now, you basically don't wanna skip blinds anymore

[willow kite]

Truck

[silver trellis]

Ohh yeah that’s true

I’ll give it a shot

[sharp tide]

don't forget to move dna so blueprint and brainstorm copy it, and try to make steel kings if possible

[chrome kindle]

[left glade]

Rocket best eco joker

[tranquil oak]

Sometimes I love to do list

[willow kite]

Get this guy

[tranquil oak]

Matador is good against the pillar for money farming

[chrome kindle]

4

[willow kite]

4

[tranquil oak]

The pillar is basically free $32 with matador

[willow kite]

4

[sharp tide]

ante one or two rocket is insane

[sharp tide]

the problem with that is that you have to have matador

[silver trellis]

Will I get a higher score with mime or baron to the right of blueprint?

[left glade]

to do list is the obelisk from eco jokers

[tranquil oak]

Faceless Joker with pareidolia is stonks

Personally also love rough gems

[left glade]

need a lot of discards, with two(bluestake+) is bad

[tranquil oak]

Still guaranteed $10

And you can discard any cards for it

[shy dove]

you're thinking of mail in rebate

[sharp tide]

with no steel cards, you want blueprint on mime and brainstorm on baron, I think

[tranquil oak]

Eternal egg is the best eco joker

Give it some time to cook and you get fat temperance value

[tranquil oak]

[lament kindle]

wow

i mean its a tough choice

what are you gonna take?

[willow kite]

get rocked

[left glade]

its the most hardest choice i can see

[sharp tide]

skip button goes crazy

[lament kindle]

i mean maybe the stone card?

im not sure tho

[left glade]

I want jokers game

no tarot cards

[willow kite]

get judgement

[lament kindle]

how my shops look like on round 2

[sharp tide]

devil death not even that bad

[dry cedar]

I think you guys are mistaken, it may feel rough but the choice is very easy

skip

[willow kite]

game says, jokerless

[lament kindle]

No jokers?
insert megamind meme

[lament kindle]

you know the one