🎙・server-chat

[orchid raft]

Local please nerf the plant i swear to god 😭

[lucid roost]

Sorry I’ll censor it I have severe treasonicswearing disease (STD)

[lavish zenith]

what is chat talking about

[slim junco]

Wild

[lavish zenith]

is this what the server is like without thunk chat. is this the natural state of things

[lucid roost]

What the thunk?!

[rare yew]

I don’t think people really want more transparency anyway, I think if I did say “here’s what I’m doing and here’s the timeline and here’s the content that will be included” it wouldn’t change how people feel about the game but it would make my job way more stressful

[lavish zenith]

how can life survive in this inhospitable wasteland

[near terrace]

This is the server on Australian time

which is good time

[lucid roost]

This is a paradise sinner

[slim junco]

Yeah its really chaotic for most of the day

[lavish zenith]

to reveal is to promise and to promise is to restrict

[rare yew]

Exactly

[orchid raft]

That sounds really awful, please take your time and show us when u finished
We´ll wait patiently

[slim junco]

Lots of people will always wait patiently

[rare yew]

Plus I’m on vacation right now anyway and vibing, if I had a date hanging over my head it’d be hard to work on Balatro as a hobbyist

[lavish zenith]

oh cool

[near terrace]

based

[slim junco]

But lots of people like asking questions

[lucid roost]

Evil balatro be like: -19 mult

[supple minnow]

Have fun on vacation

[long hedge]

take all the rest you need

[orchid raft]

have fun take care please

[rare yew]

And working on it like a hobby is exactly how the game got here in the first place

[lavish zenith]

take ZERO rest. panic and begin working on balatro again IMMEDIATELY and add ten random threads in #1155557846805643434

[near terrace]

Explains why you're suddenly showing up when all of America is asleep lol

[rare yew]

It’s like normal evening hours in NA

[lavish zenith]

its like 5:43 pm here

[near terrace]

what??? Are my clocks wrong

[keen willow]

x0 mult

[supple minnow]

7:43

[lucid roost]

It’s like 2am in uk so probably 10pm in America

[rare yew]

#🎙・server-chat message
mostly was responding to this, the criticism that there hasn’t been communication. That is by design

[candid nebula]

yo anyone know any discord server streaming the nba finals? 😭

[near terrace]

Fine, Europe asleep then. whatever

[verbal zephyr]

8:43 east cost latest US time

[lucid roost]

Idk I don’t pay attention to time zones

[novel mica]

Balatro 2 with dice roll mechanics when

[quiet junco]

DAWGGGGGGGGGG

[orchid raft]

bro that´s aint evil balatro, thats the literally description of a dollar Joker after The tooth 😭

[lavish zenith]

dog you wouldnt have survived five seconds in thunk chat.

sorry thats rude of me to say tbh

i like to think i have no hatred in my heart

[final delta]

cheese

[rare yew]

Half this chat would’ve been 1984d you’re right

[long hedge]

thunk I have a question (if you're willing to answer), when this game initially blew up, what did you think of the sudden rise in popularity? was it scary knowing there were so many people playing?

[supple minnow]

Is that a food refrence

[final delta]

woah local is back hello local

[lavish zenith]

local would have cast a spell he didn't know on half this chat

[final delta]

na its a balatro reffrence

[supple minnow]

Oh

[novel mica]

Idk what this means so

[lucid roost]

Evil localthunk be like: I’m remotethunk

[fluid shuttle]

-# just remembered I got banned from it because I talked about my cat😔
-# (I think, i genuinely don’t know why I was labelled “not chill” /gen)

[rare yew]

Sometimes I think I should make a new blog post as a sequel to the dev blog post that talks about everything post launch, but so many of the interesting things about post launch aren’t appropriate for the public

[wicked dove]

why not

[lavish zenith]

thunk chat was an exclusive channel where brainrot was prohibited so actual mindful discussion could struggle to nearly, nearly and barely thrive

[lucid roost]

Where do I fucking sign

[lavish zenith]

it was paradise. it's gone now and it may not come back

[lucid roost]

Take my wallet

NOOOOOO

[near terrace]

chat being normal about developer in chat? weird

[naive osprey]

it’s the same folks who manage it, they are just migrating away from fandom !

[lucid roost]

Bring back thunk chat

[rare yew]

Because talking about some of the things I think are worth discussion would cause me big headaches

[near terrace]

Fandom's got a bunch of issues that make it a nightmare to use from both sides. And they're getting worse over time

[rare yew]

And I may also not be allowed to talk about

[lavish zenith]

no need to bring back thunk chat right now. not while thunk is on vacation

[near terrace]

A lot of people are switching, it's sensible

[rare yew]

I’m not bringing back thunk chat

[lavish zenith]

aw

[atomic marsh]

Balatro is so cool I wish playing cards were real

[lavish zenith]

thunk chat was so good

[lucid roost]

Collapses in despair

[orchid raft]

What was thunk chat?

[rare yew]

Birb I’m sorry but you wouldn’t have lasted an hour there

[lavish zenith]

true

[lucid roost]

My brain is the rot

Send me in

[naive osprey]

what does 3oak mean here

[final delta]

what was so bad about it if there isnt brainrot

[uneven edge]

You get like 60 messages in there

[lucid roost]

3 oak trees in a triangular formation

[near terrace]

The "three of a kind" update that was announced a while ago

[final delta]

3 of a kind

[lavish zenith]

if i recall correctly i was actually the last person to send a message in thunk chat

was the channel straight up deleted or was it just hidden away?

[near terrace]

I've just been wondering where it's been, but it's still in development, so I'm happy.

[rare yew]

I had to moderate it heavily and I hated doing that

[lucid roost]

Oh

But still 🥺🥺🥺

[final delta]

ohhh yeah thats understandable

[lavish zenith]

yeah that's a big thing

[rare yew]

It’s more chill to just pop in here and dip when chat gets rowdy

[lucid roost]

There goes my suggestion

It lasted a good minute

[naive osprey]

why are they calling it the 3 of a kind update

[lavish zenith]

i gotta know if the channel was deleted or if it was just archived and hidden

[rare yew]

It’s private

Still there

[lucid roost]

Isn’t there a discord add on or soemthing which does this

[lavish zenith]

cool cool

[lucid roost]

Idk the term

[near terrace]

All your sins are preserved.

[lavish zenith]

there is no discord addon which lets you delete other people's channels

[lucid roost]

Not that

Like view hidden channels

[naive osprey]

the ice cube has not melted . . .

it’s in the freezer . . .

[merry silo]

Which one should I replace for brainstorm

[near terrace]

You can view which channels are hidden with a mod, but never what's in them

[orchid raft]

splash

[near terrace]

Also don't install discord mods, they can ban you

[lucid roost]

So it’s just like the monster from geometry dash
-# curse me for this

[long hedge]

depends, whats your build based around?

3oaks i assume?

[lucid roost]

I’m on mobile anyway, if I even tried to do that of brick my system knowing me

[naive osprey]

knowing absolutely nothing about your build i would sell splash

[rare yew]

Not only am I on vacation rn but I’m in a plane

[near terrace]

I'm not even sure discord mobile mods exist. But this isn't the time

[lavish zenith]

let some random guy into the thunk chat without letting anyone else in there and let them just run around the place, alone, slowly going crazy

[rare yew]

I’m chilling so hard

[near terrace]

How long is the flight?

[lavish zenith]

airplane wifi?

[neon wren]

splash is poly. might be better to toss halfsie

[long hedge]

messaging the community on the way to the vacation 🔥

[glad coral]

Jimbo Bald

[lavish zenith]

is it a plane with screens on the seats?

check if there's playing card games on it

[lucid roost]

Omg this is evil, just remove one new person from every chat except thunk chat and see what happens
No communication, no reasoning
Just a 161k server with no messages and remnants of hell

[rare yew]

No just a normie plane

[lavish zenith]

darn

[rare yew]

I just did a 6 day hike now I’m flying elsewhere to relax and recover

[lavish zenith]

wow

[near terrace]

I'd be down for licencing for planes. Would be a pain to play with the poorly responding touch screens tho

[tranquil oak]

Just farmed like $32 with matador against the pillar

[lavish zenith]

localthunk is probably in the top 1% percentile of grass touched in the balatro discord server

[tranquil oak]

One of the few times matador is good

[lucid roost]

Ok so we just wanna fucking swear now

[random fern]

Baldbo

[rare yew]

I have averaged 30k steps per day this past week

I’m a big grass toucher

Love touching grass

[lavish zenith]

i think a big grass is like, a fern

[rare yew]

I saw a lot of those

[lucid roost]

Again with the swearing, all this green repellent discussion hurts my soul

[near terrace]

Someone knows to not get high on their own supply

[lavish zenith]

ferns are cool

[long hedge]

better than half the community

[barren geyser]

Boo

[opaque shard]

Good evening

[lavish zenith]

plants in general are cool

[lucid roost]

“I like gr*ss” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[lavish zenith]

silence, knave

[opaque shard]

True, they protect my lane from zombies

[lucid roost]

But what if they don’t produce sun quick enough

[lavish zenith]

then you use the triple sunflower upgrade

[opaque shard]

That's why you always need 2 rows of sunflowers

[rare yew]

I had to carry 6 days of food on my back too and holy am I sick of trail mix now

[lavish zenith]

my jove the chat doesnt know Dink about Fuck

[rare yew]

I ran out of food the last day

[lucid roost]

2 sunflower rows followed by a row of peashooters and walnuts etc

Peak

[lavish zenith]

woa

what about water?

[opaque shard]

Are you alright thunj

[rare yew]

I had a filter

[pulsar rose]

No they ruin my face card builds. I must strangle them with record tape

[lavish zenith]

oh cool

alright i gotta go have dinner with my mom

[rare yew]

I’m thriving wym

[opaque shard]

ok good

[lucid roost]

Director! Cut!
What is this? Don’t talk about strangling or we’ll scare our youth audience away!!

[rare yew]

In my lane, moisturized

[pulsar rose]

Remember to drink water global thonk

Hydration is important

[lucid roost]

Prime hydration or something like that

[lavish zenith]

remember to not drink any water and make sure you read every single suggestion in the suggestions thread

[lucid roost]

Electrolyte

[pulsar rose]

No do not do this

[orchid raft]

Idk why I'm imagining Local chilling as f on a plane disguised as Jimbo

[opaque shard]

Okay enough spamming

[pulsar rose]

This person is full of deceit

[lavish zenith]

im the imposter amongus

ok bye yall

[opaque shard]

Have fun

[pulsar rose]

Thunk canonically wears the jimbo hat everywhere I’m pretty sure

Its the law

[rare yew]

I’m also out, still on vacation for a while. Later sk8rs

[lucid roost]

Only now do I realise this is server chat

[pulsar rose]

Why is thonks knee talking

[pulsar rose]

Yeah idk what to add atp

[solar mountain]

abandoned deck 🔥 🔥

[lilac steppe]

Look at this purple stake w lmao

[misty pine]

Is this supposed to be hard first tried

[lucid roost]

Tutorial

It gets harder

[misty pine]

I know

It was the first game I played

[long hedge]

the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming the plant is coming

👎🏼

[shy lake]

How does one get a different tag?

[lethal iris]

hello chat

flash card or red card

[strange meadow]

why "d"

[shy dove]

red car d

you can't just vote for d that's not a joker

it has to be both

[supple minnow]

Nu uh

Wild name though

And status

[shy dove]

and yet, your name suggests you are a fraud. who's the got the real strange name?

[supple minnow]

Have you heard of Ultrakill

[shy dove]

as in gabriel ultrakill? i am quite familliar with him

[turbid sphinx]

1 day no balalalalalalala and ive gone insane

i cant think

i cant sleep

[shy dove]

he and i went to college together

we've both moved on since

[turbid sphinx]

i cant even drink properly

all i can do is balalalalalalalalala

[strange meadow]

as not a fraud and a boopsdoops. crazy status

[supple minnow]

https://youtu.be/1H-wslA4kbY?si=EK6E5hKGZ3nGKQUQ

[turbid sphinx]

hi fellow balatroers

[strange meadow]

hi

[turbid sphinx]

Balalalalalalala

how are ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ warning! ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

you doingnfn!??×??×!ס$

[shy dove]

the basic ability to rotate and flip letters changes your name to "poopboobs." worse than shadow spussy?

[warm dome]

GUYS. I HAVE A THEORY.

[supple minnow]

What is wrong with you

[woeful moat]

Why is Jimbo so mean

[cosmic marsh]

say balatro but delete the “bala” and replace “tr” with “po”

[shy dove]

i don't pick fights. i only defend myself.

[turbid sphinx]

blue stake = spamton reference
How?
spamton likes pipis. Blue stake = has pipis.

[warm dome]

EXACTLY

[supple minnow]

Still maybe just don’t say that in a server with minors in it

[fickle thistle]

pipis

can we make pipis a balatro joker

where are the mods

[fickle thistle]

mods makers

[warm dome]

#1380211377213542561

I got you bro

🙏

[paper field]

hi

[supple minnow]

Hi

[warm dome]

thank you.

[fickle thistle]

what is the effect

what does it do

[warm dome]

Pipis

has a 1-4 chance to duplicate

[fickle thistle]

but

duplicate itself?

[fiery flower]

you can't get this from an egg

[fickle thistle]

i have an idea

nvm no i don't

[tiny badge]

is this a wheel of fortune 1/4 or an actual 1/4 chance

[warm dome]

so true

uh

both

I choose both

[fiery flower]

it's whatever you believe it is

[tiny badge]

1/4 chance to get the 1/4 chance, got it

[tiny badge]

see above message

[eager trout]

Hi

[plain scaffold]

Balatro but chess joker that adds 2 square movements to pawns

[warm dome]

we need chess boxing but it's balatro and you're being beat up by buff jumbo

[long hedge]

is there any way to properly replay the tutorial (like get jimbo to show up again, the tutorial seed doesnt make it show)

[plain scaffold]

Ignore me i cant read

[warm dome]

I think you need to wipe all your saves

[long hedge]

oh nah im not doing that 😭

[warm dome]

(like delete it all and reinstall

yea lol

[long hedge]

i wanna know because im tryna introduce people to balatro and im terrible at explaining how it works 😭

[warm dome]

lol

I feel that

I was trying to teach my dad but I was so bad he just got the game on his phone lmao

[bronze fjord]

Hi

[plain scaffold]

Where do you play?

If not on pc then create a second profile

[bronze fjord]

In pc you can do a second profile to

[plain scaffold]

I mean second console's profile

Unsure if create a second pc user works the same

[bronze fjord]

Oohh

Ok

[unborn musk]

Would 5 copies of madness outscale the blinds?

[plain scaffold]

If you get them early on, yes

If you get them in ante 5, not so much

[tranquil oak]

Just cleared gold stake red deck with fortune teller, eternal green joker, eternal showman, blueprint and hologram

[thorny niche]

balatro

[tranquil oak]

Was kind of a gross lineup besides the hologram and blueprint

At least got a couple new gold stickers

I think I only had blueprint already gold stickered

[wintry patrol]

there are 3 really good jokers in this lineup and one kinda okay one

[wide mica]

burp

[tranquil oak]

Which lineup?

[wintry patrol]

what you just listed

[upbeat onyx]

300 down another 3000 to go

[tranquil oak]

Which 3 would you rate good? I obviously know blueprint and hologram are 2

[wintry patrol]

green joker is the third

[tranquil oak]

I prefer being able to discard usually

Probably not taking green joker again anytime soon now that it has gold sticker

Burnt joker from first bafoon pack, time to level pairs again

[inner apex]

Help

[tranquil oak]

You can’t take it unless you can ecto something somehow

[iron reef]

swap out the mime

[rancid patio]

FINALLY

[bronze fjord]

No te recomiendo que lo agarres si te sentis comodo con lo que tenes, a veces ver el numerito que multiplica te compra, pero es mejor adaptar los comodines a tu forma de jugar en la partida
Pd: alguien que habla español por fin

[twilit veldt]

yummy

[thorny niche]

get out

[bronze fjord]

Left the server

[strange meadow]

nah i still cant unsee the other term sorry

[rancid patio]

STFU

[rancid patio]

get rid of dna or wwhat?

[tranquil oak]

Where’s glass joker

The wheel has a 4 in 7 chance of turning my cards upside down

[rancid patio]

play lucky

[thorny niche]

wheel of gaming

[wintry patrol]

goodbye gros michel

[tranquil oak]

Wheel of fortune is guaranteed to hit

[wintry patrol]

he is not long for the world

[tranquil oak]

He survived this boss blind

4 in 6 chance to die but he’s a trooper

[thorny niche]

@twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming @twilit veldt is coming

get a mime or a blueprint!!!!!!!!!!

[peak ravine]

Btw I sold a brainstorm for a baron just for how clean the 5 barons was

[thorny niche]

oh ok

[peak ravine]

Nah it’s white stake 5 barons yolo

[cunning pivot]

hey so why the game keeps crashing whenever i use cryptid on the king? (ps5)

[thorny niche]

congrats on naneinf

if it isnt seeded

this seems suspiciously familiar

[cunning pivot]

yeah its seeded, i was just trying to show it to my friend

but i just cant clone the kings without the game crashing

any idea why?

[thorny niche]

idk

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[wicked dove]

agreed

[tropic shore]

👍

[tropic shore]

👍

[olive ferry]

I DONT like balatro

[void jetty]

theres no k in balatro so it crashes /j

[tropic shore]

Leave.

[olive ferry]

Okay :(

[rancid patio]

should i skip

[tropic shore]

Don't actually leave you can learn the ways of Jimbo.

[tropic shore]

If you want to!

[rancid patio]

ok

[tight oriole]

get that negative clever joker king

[void jetty]

negative tag ptsd

[rancid patio]

odd todd and flower:(

why i have 7/9 jokers?

[final delta]

bc u have 7 jokers out of the 9 slots available

[nova shore]

youre playing with black deck and have antimatter?

[final delta]

maybe even took a ecto

[final delta]

God damn that's a lot of cards

[nova shore]

have mods?

[rancid patio]

two negative

[rancid patio]

i only use talisman

[final delta]

did u take any ectos?

[nova shore]

then, tf you do to balatro

[rancid patio]

i sell 4 negative for invi

then i have 9 instead of 7

[nova shore]

???

is a visual bug or you can buy jokers??

[rancid patio]

idk

[nova shore]

try

[rancid patio]

yo

it works

[nova shore]

why

nah then is just a bug

[rancid patio]

2 neg, no anti or black

[little hollow]

How can I get a royal flush easily? I literally had tried in every run and nothing

[rancid patio]

checker deck

[nova shore]

checkred deck

[jovial parrot]

He's literally a fool

His job is to mock those who are his "ruler"

In which case, you are his ruler

[rancid patio]

you reply the message that 2 hours ago

[jovial parrot]

I was scrolling up to read past messages like it's a newspaper

[glad coral]

Jimbo Pear

[shy dove]

teto

[bitter kraken]

The first teto enters the room and FUCKING dies

[cosmic helm]

Beautiful run where all of my jonklers ended up being eternal

Literally no downside

[wintry patrol]

the humble head or verdant leaf or plant:

[turbid sphinx]

no pareidolia??? Safe from plant msybe

[slim junco]

Just started a new run joker collection so far

[turbid sphinx]

ABSTRACT JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cobalt falcon]

Guys can I ask you something?

There is some kind of unwritten rule about not backing up to the main menu to undo mistakes?

I see all balatro YouTubers at all times selling things by mistake and not backing up to the main menu

[wintry patrol]

it’s a singleplayer game do what you want

i’m a bit clumsy and missclick a lot so i use it relatively often

[cobalt falcon]

Same

[wintry patrol]

like who cares do what you want

if it makes the game more enjoyable for you

[turbid dust]

Does anyone wanna call and help me beat balatro green stake

[cobalt falcon]

But seems like YouTubers pretend like the main menu thing doesn't exist

[wintry patrol]

keeping mistakes probably makes for more interesting content

[cobalt falcon]

They sell things by mistake then keep going

[cobalt falcon]

Probably

[dense berry]

Hi guys, I'm new to this server.

[turbid dust]

Can I have help with balatro

[cobalt falcon]

But imo makes them look stupid

Which they are not because obviously are experienced players

[twilit veldt]

balatro

[thorny niche]

sthu!!

[tranquil oak]

Got a x27 cat with my 2 lucky dice earlier

Was a shame I couldn’t get it bigger

Oops All 6s i mean

Basically guaranteed to procc lucky cards

[slim junco]

yo

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[slim junco]

oh yeah?

well

i LOVE balatro

[west cradle]

name every joker

[orchid lintel]

I won a second run 😭
Playing Flush Five/Five of a Kind with Kings

My first win was months ago
I thought I sucked at this game

[plain vortex]

Yo yo yo

[plain gust]

3rd gold stake done

[slim junco]

Guess what level my pair is

[shy dove]

1 you leveled high card

[slim junco]

Baron build but you play pair

[slim junco]

No baron build

I leveled pairs

I sadly never got an Xmult joker

[grizzled cairn]

anyone got any tips to beat gold stake?

[cobalt falcon]

I'll join you in few hours bro, I done my 2nd one before going to work

[tropic shore]

Joker, Greedy Joker, Lusty Joker, Wrathful Joker, Gluttonous Joker, Jolly Joker, Zany Joker, Mad Joker, Crazy Joker, Droll Joker, Sly Joker, Wiley Joker, Clever Joker, Devious Joker, Crafty Joker, Half Joker, Joker Stencil, Four Fingers, Mime, Credit Card, Ceremonial Dagger, Banner, Mystic Summit, Marble Joker, Loyalty Card, 8 Ball, Misprint, Dusk, Raised Fist, Chaos the Clown, Fibonacci, Steel Joker, Scary Face, Abstract Joker, Delayed Gratification, Hack, Pareidolia, Gros Michel, Even Steven, Odd Todd, Scholar, Business Card, Supernova, Ride the Bus, Space Joker, Egg, Burglar, Blackboard, Runner, Ice Cream, DNA, Splash, Blue Joker, Sixth Sense, Constellation, Hiker, Faceless Joker, Green Joker, Superposition, To Do List, Cavendish, Card Sharp, Red Card, Madness, Square Joker, Séance, Riff-Raff, Vampire, Shortcut, Hologram, Vagabond, Baron, Cloud 9, Rocket, Obelisk, Midas Mask, Luchador, Photograph, Gift Card, Turtle Bean, Erosion, Reserved Parking, Mail-In Rebate, To the Moon, Hallucination, Fortune Teller, Juggler, Drunkard, Stone Joker, Golden Joker, Lucky Cat, Baseball Card, Bull, Diet Cola, Trading Card, Flash Card, Popcorn, Spare Trousers, Ancient Joker, Ramen, Walkie Talkie, Seltzer, Castle, Smiley Face, Campfire, Golden Ticket, Mr. Bones, Acrobat, Sock and Buskin, Swashbuckler, Troubadour, Certificate, Smeared Joker, Throwback, Hanging Chad, Rough Gem, Bloodstone, Arrowhead, Onyx Agate, Glass Joker, Showman, Flower Pot, Blueprint, Wee Joker, Merry Andy, Oops! All 6s, The Idol, Seeing Double, Matador, Hit the Road, The Duo, The Trio, The Family, The Order, The Tribe, Stuntman, Invisible Joker, Brainstorm, Satellite, Shoot the Moon, Driver’s License, Cartomancer, Astronomer, Burning Joker, Bootstraps, Canio, Triboulet, Yorick, Chicot, Perkeo.

[plain gust]

idk what worked for me the last 3 times is to go for jokers you don't normally take

also not totally helpful tip but keep negative disabled jokers for swashbuckler/temperance value

[exotic dock]

Why is it I have 30 hours on balatro and ive yet to see a legendary joker

Do u only see them on certain difficulties?

[plain gust]

nope they're always available just a low chance

took me forever to get one too

[exotic dock]

Yeah that’s crazy cause I just assumed at this point it was the difficulties I was playing on but I’ve heard conflicting things about that

Do they appear more often once u get them to appear?

Or is it just a random chance they appear

[plain gust]

don't think so

[hard stream]

They don't

[plain gust]

I do know that in gold stake soul cards prioritize legendaries that you haven't beaten gold stake with

[thorny niche]

wee

[twilit veldt]

wee

[chilly gulch]

Get away from my face cards u devil

[strange swan]

boss blind reroll tag

[thorny niche]

idea: just get the plant less

easy

[cobalt wing]

PhotoChad on crack

(Except it’s a debuff because I’m running high card)

I sold my photo for it

And now this is just insult to injury

[thorny niche]

fip

rip

[twilit veldt]

rip

[cobalt wing]

I hope you die

o7

114k 😭

[twilit veldt]

ok

[pseudo cave]

[pseudo cave]

The plant.....

[grizzled cairn]

Anybody got an tips on how to properly use the joker baron? Do I need mime and DNA for it be effective?

[nocturne sundial]

Kinda. Mine moreso

Not bad if you just max out Kings via Deaths, Cryptids and packs though

[twilit veldt]

its nice without it but mime makes it really good

[thorny niche]

don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda don’t fall for his propaganda

[spring sphinx]

I got chicot on my second shop yipie

[cobalt quail]

So it turns out running into a club/spades debuff boss while using Arrowhead and smeared joker is very unfortunate

[haughty fiber]

wrong chat

oops

yea

[torn thistle]

Fucking plant 🥀💔

[naive badger]

Do u know how much is the probability to find a single spectre card with and without the Spectre deck?

[untold narwhal]

Shit's gonna get me hitting the

[torn thistle]

the problem is i died on the small blind anyways

never reached that point myself

[wanton steeple]

Fucking finally

now to experience hell with C++

[wanton steeple]

also photochad carried again

probably the worst highcard build

but it worked up until ante 11

[spring grotto]

New endless PB - got two Souls and neither were Perkeo 😦

[wanton steeple]

this entire game i've only gold staked one legendary

400 hours

[spring grotto]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763952242322833428/1386620514088386651/2025062222432500-EE327B3F1EA16B12FE45F55BCABC4BD6.jpg?ex=685a5e7c&is=68590cfc&hm=6bfdedb0fcd1e49524c7966a2114230538078e119e80d0f47a3343417534d62b&=&format=webp&width=1157&height=651

This was the loadout

if the Baron was eternal I could have started spinning Ankh for extra copy jokers but

didn't see a single invisible the whole time

[livid crow]

Congrats bro I also finished that achievement yesterday we gotta struggle for ++ for real

[spring grotto]

I think C++ took me around 300 hours

now the only other thing I'd like to do is get unseeded naneinf

but that's hard LOL

[livid crow]

hear me out: reaching naneinf should be an achivement itself

[wanton steeple]

as long as it isn't a steam achivement

C++ is difficult but not impossible

naneinf is extremely lucky circumstances

[silver garnet]

uh oh

[lethal iris]

the bible

[spring grotto]

If someone can find a Perkeo on that seed, naneinf should be possible. I saw two Souls, one Trib and one Canio

[wanton steeple]

some sins can't be forgiven

[spring grotto]

Overall I felt like I played well -- I did have a lethal fumble in ante 17

[untold narwhal]

An excuse to upset the church?

[spring grotto]

forgot to move Baron after using a Cryptid and came up short by one order of magnitude

[spring grotto]

but I needed a voucher skip or specifically Retcon in ante 18

[blazing frost]

god doesnt like you playing balatro-

[silver garnet]

thank you God

[summer tapir]

hello

[rough spindle]

Mauu

They are already there jotkeis

Mauu

😭

Mauu, Why the staff doesn't let you speak Spanish MauU

Mauu, i love balatro balatres

[thorny niche]

simplicity

[rough spindle]

[thorny niche]

the plant:

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Monday, hope you guys have a good one today.

[sonic lichen]

The plant comes for us all 💔🥀

[twilit veldt]

stop doing baron builds pls

[past marlin]

how many do i need for naneinf??

[sonic lichen]

I CANT ITS TO ADDICTIVE

[past marlin]

like how many cryptids

[thorny niche]

is this plasma

[past marlin]

no

ghost

[thorny niche]

ok so 138 cards + 8 cards for 146 then add 6 triggers (all baron no mime) so 146*6=876

thats 10^154

so

138-140 cryptids

[past marlin]

but i have mime

so?

[thorny niche]

do you have red seal

[past marlin]

yep

and steel

all of em

[thorny niche]

ok

[velvet nymph]

yo sup

[thorny niche]

so 2 base triggers + 3 retriggers with bp/bs

[torn thistle]

on god bru

[thorny niche]

the optimal path is 2 on baron and 1 on mime

so 16

[past marlin]

should i retrigger baron or mime?

[thorny niche]

1 baron 1 mime

[past marlin]

alr

[torn thistle]

ll ll
|| |—

[thorny niche]

you cant naneinf yet

nvm you can

[past marlin]

YEAAAAH

alr

first time doing this chat

im nervous

asf

[thorny niche]

log1.5 x 156 x 12 =329.643>308

[past marlin]

i have no idea what that is so ill supose its good

[past marlin]

is this optimal?

for naneinf

[twilit veldt]

i agree

[past marlin]

absolutely

[thorny niche]

you have 4 retriggers and 3 1.5x

so yes

[past marlin]

noice

[dreamy eagle]

Hello everyone

[idle wadi]

open balatro
look inside
photochad

[agile zenith]

Photo-photochad

[idle wadi]

OK now idk what to choose

[agile zenith]

If you got another photo then you'd have the optimal ratio of trigger/xmult

Cat

[idle wadi]

Kill the cat?

[agile zenith]

Wait how much is it at?

[idle wadi]

10.5

[agile zenith]

Hmmm bcs photograph basically gives x16 mult with chad

[idle wadi]

The choice is long term or short term

[agile zenith]

True

[idle wadi]

Its a dillema

[agile zenith]

Cat can be better long term, esp with sock n buskin

Usually i just flip a coin. Mid flip i usually already decide which choice i actually preffer

If ur planning to scale cat imo get rid of one of the photos cuz in short term blue print can be used as a substitute + copy sock to retrigger more lucky cards

[molten horizon]

I HATE

H A T E

MY BRAINSTORMING

[tender sundial]

Sell stone

[idle wadi]

Ok thanks for the opinion

[molten horizon]

It is eternal

[tender sundial]

Cooked

[molten horizon]

I'm doing a challenge

💔🥀

[agile zenith]

Np, good luck on ur run ^^

[bitter kraken]

Beutiful day to be alive

[agile zenith]

Since everyones sharing their runs, heres my daily white stake idol run

[bitter kraken]

Now I just need any common or uncommon mult Joker and this is done

[agile zenith]

Banana

[bitter kraken]

Da queen👄💅

[agile zenith]

All hail the queen of hearts!!!!!

I sure hope i dont run into...

[wanton steeple]

I swear every time this game gives me perko

it gives me literally nothing to work with

[slim junco]

Fr

[wanton steeple]

11 rounds not a single mult card relying on glasses to attempt a run

not a single useful plant card to dupe either

[agile zenith]

I usually just use perkeo to copy hanged man or death

[wanton steeple]

never got one

[slim junco]

Don't forget hermit

[agile zenith]

Damn sometimes perkeo feels like an arcana repellant

[agile zenith]

Hermits always good

And temperance too

Unless you have clearance sale -_-

[slim junco]

Temperance is good but at late game

Temperance and that gift joker 😍

[twilit veldt]

hmm

[slim junco]

What is the plant doing here

[long hedge]

guys whats your favourite deck

[agile zenith]

Jokes on you, i just got retcon!!!!

Also pls pray that i get an idol or a copy jokee yall

[idle wadi]

Welp rng got my ass, doesn't give me my face cards

[molten horizon]

I think my run is going well.

[slim junco]

Stoner

[agile zenith]

Stoner? I hardly know her!

[molten horizon]

I'm doing a challenge

[agile zenith]

Also my run died too, bcs of ante scaling

[wanton steeple]

had 5 games in a row and the one boss that wopuld kill me always appeared

[agile zenith]

I did end up getting a 2nd idol but that wasnt enough

[wanton steeple]

RNG really just sucking today

[agile zenith]

Which boss?

[wanton steeple]

The only boss that would kill a build I have

If I get a run were jokers are forcing me into a heart build hearts get debuffeed eraly and I gett nothing to use as a side option

for example ^

[agile zenith]

Ohhh i see

Damn yeah that always sucks when it happens lolz

[wanton steeple]

even with blueprint game gives me nothing to work with

run is over becuase no econ

[compact shuttle]

Negative econ 😭🫡

[thorny niche]

Antiecon

[tribal delta]

damn

[thorny niche]

normal cryptid activites

[wanton steeple]

aagain the one boss that would kill my run and I get it

I'm starting to think rng isn't so rng anymore

[crystal nymph]

I finally hit an unseeded run with real naneinf potential on plasma deck last night. I misplayed one time at the end causing me to lose around ante 18 but I am very proud of all of my decision making prior during the run. Watching all of spectered’s content has really helped me understand the game on an entirely different level. But we continue the search for the big number o7.

[long hedge]

gold stake too thats so sad

[wanton steeple]

Worst part is there is enough Js are ks to draw

and i didn't get them

[long hedge]

💔

[dire granite]

chips only plasma gold stake is not a consistent strat so i wouldnt necessarily call it rng

[wanton steeple]

I want to punch my monitor so hard

[dire granite]

okay thats just bad luck

[wanton steeple]

the RNG is getting ridiculous rn

[sand bone]

Most cursed joker lineup on gold stake ever

[real grail]

Woah

What

Is going on

[sand bone]

This was checkered deck btw

[real grail]

A h

[sand bone]

I got a oujia and it helped obelisk carry

[real grail]

Coolio

[sand bone]

Btw negative obelisk looks so sick

[latent hemlock]

It does, ngl

[sand bone]

Also the perkeo had the holo by default lmaoooooo

[cunning niche]

I WON GOLD STAKE

[latent hemlock]

Damn

[cunning niche]

I can finally retire

[latent hemlock]

NICEEEE

[cunning niche]

From gambling

[latent hemlock]

wait

[sand bone]

Now win gold stake on every deck

[idle wadi]

What to do guys should I banish dna or just pass the brainstrom

[sand bone]

[latent hemlock]

Not yet, next up is the other decks

[timid cedar]

what hand are you playing towards?

[cunning niche]

HELL naw 😂

[sand bone]

Banish the dna

[latent hemlock]

That’s what I’m doing

Currently did 4 decks

[idle wadi]

Ok boss

[sand bone]

I’ve done every deck, was hard but the more you play the better you get at desicion making

[latent hemlock]

You get better at decision making, and also better at deckfixing

And maybe, just maybe

[sand bone]

My proof

[latent hemlock]

You get better at magic (math)

[latent hemlock]

Damnnnn

[wanton steeple]

if this shit works i'll see u in therapy

[latent hemlock]

I believe in you

[sand bone]

Rental 8 ball is risky

[lean jasper]

horse walks in

[latent hemlock]

Horse?

Man

I’m hungry

[wanton steeple]

all the hang mans

and all the dna cloned 8s and only drew 8

yeah the rng is up to something

[latent hemlock]

DAMN YOU RNG

[sand bone]

I don’t get good runs a lot despite my stats

[sand bone]

I’ve had to lose some sad and harsh runs that I was confident in

[wanton steeple]

yeah I think i'm done with balatro the RNG has been very sketchy today

ain't no way I ain't drawing the serveral 8s I made

[sand bone]

Take a break

[wanton steeple]

and hang maning my deck

gonna have to

[latent hemlock]

Taking a break is important

Got any other hobbies?

[wanton steeple]

ain't no way the rng is this bad

[latent hemlock]

Just… take a break, focus on a different hobby for a moment

[dreamy eagle]

Hello chat. I’m new here

[real grail]

Hey new here im laz

[dreamy eagle]

Hi laz! I’m nebula. You can call me nebs though if you want

[real grail]

Coolio

[latent hemlock]

Hi nebs, you new to balatro in general?

[dreamy eagle]

Yeah. My friend introduced me to it

[latent hemlock]

Ah

Welcome to the endless world of balatro addiction and gambling

[idle wadi]

GG, cat on 45,25. love me some lucky cat

[keen yarrow]

yo chat

[dreamy eagle]

Thanks I guess? I am still not sure if that’s a positive

[latent hemlock]

Maybe it isn’t

[covert whale]

Hello balatro man I won $80 dollars by irl gambling thank u for introducing me to my new favorite hobby I hope this leads to Big Things

[latent hemlock]

You’ll find out soon enough

[latent hemlock]

…

[real grail]

You’ll find out

[bronze fjord]

qq

[dreamy eagle]

I see. So far I think the game is pretty fun

[latent hemlock]

Yeahhhhhhh, you’ll get like us

Although… I’m not addicted though

[dreamy eagle]

Is that a threat

[latent hemlock]

I enjoy just enjoy playing it

[latent hemlock]

No?

[dreamy eagle]

Sorry I meant that as a joke

[latent hemlock]

No worries

[latent hemlock]

Not addicted yet, I can have a week without balatro so I’m safe

[bronze fjord]

How many hours you have in balatro?

[latent hemlock]

Around 250 I think

Can’t check rn

Currently in a train towards home

3 hour journey from a concert from yesterday

[slim junco]

Don't say nothing about no having balatro for more than 6 hours, it's so terrifying, it's give me chills

[latent hemlock]

Wdym

[slim junco]

Do you think balatro players can have more than 1 day without balatro? that's like taking away the drug of a drug addict, the only fact you are even mentioning about no playing balatro is simply a nightmare

And yes, I am unemployed

[latent hemlock]

I said “I’m not addicted” because it’s a common joke to say balatro players are addicted to balatro and gambling

[slim junco]

We can leave balatreo and gambling whenever we want

I think

[latent hemlock]

Yeah, like I said “a common joke”

Anyway

Imma go for now

[slim junco]

K

Bye

[latent hemlock]

Phone almost dead and I am addicted to music

[slim junco]

Have a good balatreo I know u wanna play it

[real grail]

Anyone wanna see a stupid screenshot?

[south quest]

yeah

[south quest]

vro

is that polychrome madness

[real grail]

y e s

[south quest]

thats cool

[real grail]

Pretty goofy run

[wintry patrol]

antimatter so useful here !!!

[south quest]

ong

[real grail]

Ikr!!

I did it purely for the memes

[latent hemlock]

How tf are u alive

[real grail]

I lost the run like a minute ago

I think i got to like

Nvm i forgot

Unlocked invis joker tho so im happy

[south quest]

i think thats the past ante 8 background how tf did u get that far

[real grail]

S p e c t r a l p a c k s

I think

I had like 5 double tags and i saw the tag that gives you a spectral pack (i forgot the name of it) and i was like why not

[south quest]

hell yeah

i still need to unlock the double deck

[real grail]

The wha

Ohhhhhh

[south quest]

the anaglyph? i think?

[real grail]

Yea i think thats it

[south quest]

idk how to say it lol

[real grail]

Pretty funny deck

[south quest]

yeah that deck looks fun asl

[real grail]

Indeed

[south quest]

ive been playing all the decks i havent white staked yet

[real grail]

Same

Kinda

Im just playing anything but checker deck

[brisk zinc]

how does this happen

[real grail]

Too much checkered deck

[real grail]

I don’t know

[south quest]

u dont like checkered?

[brisk zinc]

what mult is it at

[real grail]

Liiiiiiike

9.5?

I think?

[brisk zinc]

dam

[real grail]

Well that was before i died

[real grail]

I like checkered

I just played it too much

[south quest]

oh

yeah checkered is addictive

[real grail]

Yeaaa

[south quest]

especially if you like playing flush builds

[real grail]

Its a havit for me to always go for flushes SPECIFICALLY because of checkered deck ;-;

Habit*

And i already liked playing flush builds

[south quest]

flush is my favourite hand

onless i have shortcut

[livid basin]

i have to use my brain too much when playing straights

[real grail]

Same here

[real grail]

Fr

[brisk zinc]

campfire if

[south quest]

wait thats goated

[real grail]

Yooooo thats sick

Man i wish i could play mods :(

(Im on stinky ios)

[brisk zinc]

honestly i mostly play vanilla+ but sometimes stuff like cryptid is fun for a few runs too

[real grail]

From what ive seen, cryptid is wild

Abnormal levels of wild

[brisk zinc]

and by vanilla+ i mean vanilla with some quality of life mods

[brisk zinc]

yes

i mean

[real grail]

O-O

[brisk zinc]

wait i wanna try a baron mime run with this

[real grail]

OH NO

[real grail]

Was just gonna ask what vanilla+ was

Also

Ahem

Unrelated

But

h a c k

[brisk zinc]

wow

[wintry patrol]

this is my favorite exotic
did its texture get changed though?

it used to be different

[brisk zinc]

no idea

i don't play this mod enough to remember

[wintry patrol]

hmm

it’s the only one i would remember lol

[queen escarp]

bought chaos the clown
used free reroll
sold chaos the clown

[brisk zinc]

he did his job

[visual cloak]

Midas mask turning gold cards gold doesn't count towards the pillar. Is this a bug? Or intentional mechanic?

[wintry patrol]

this is the one i’m used to

[brisk zinc]

oh i see

i've only played cryptid a couple of times so i haven't seen the rarest jokers enough to remember their designs

[long hedge]

im mad

[brisk zinc]

i lost my best gold stake attempt because a perishable brainstorm died at the worst possible time

well i guess 2nd best attempt because i beat it later

[tranquil oak]

Finally cleared red deck gold stake last night, movin on to blue next I think

Might as well get the easier ones out of the way first

[brisk zinc]

i should start doing high stakes again

[patent flame]

Money or early point scoring

[patent flame]

Why take perishable brainstorm

[brisk zinc]

extra joker slot and it's a good joker

and enough money

literally no reason not to

[patent flame]

Apparently u died cuz it expired at the worst possible time

[brisk zinc]

yes and if i didn't take it i would've died even earlier

idk what you're saying

[patent flame]

It's only a good play when u are at the final 5 rounds

[orchid raft]

Going for greembo run. Is photograph good enough to replace it or buy it? I mean, greembo multi hits after the 2X

[patent flame]

U don't know what ur top ends gonna be unless the set seed really gave u nothing good

[brisk zinc]

it helped me get further and that's that

[patent flame]

Did u not have anything good long term or none of them appeared in the shop

[brisk zinc]

i didn't have anything good enough clearly

the next attempt was better and i beat it

[hexed notch]

not my console, not my account, getting an absolute god run right now oh my GOD

[wintry patrol]

do not buy photo here

it’s like
usually just not very good lol

[hexed notch]

bluestorm dna 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[orchid raft]

thanks

[deft jasper]

do it for the funny

[patent flame]

This is not good alone without retriggers

[wintry patrol]

yeah

[patent flame]

Photo alone is just an early game support

Amd u do not take it as an eternal

[wintry patrol]

i’d only take photo as an eternal if i already have hanging chad

[patent flame]

Hanging chad is more speculative

[wintry patrol]

yeah

[patent flame]

Universal synergy

Retriggers are good

[orchid raft]

BRO IS CHASING ME

[orchid raft]

EVEN WITH THE ETERNAL STICKER LMAO

[wintry patrol]

retriggers are good mfs when they say red seals are useless

[patent flame]

Don't take the bait... Don't do it...

[wintry patrol]

all eternals here really sucks lmao

[orchid raft]

6 DOLLAR to the trash can

😭

[hexed notch]

the curse of 5 fucking quintillion lucky aces

[patent flame]

Naneinf on console would actually go hard

[wet needle]

can a stone card be a lucky card?

[wintry patrol]

no

[wet needle]

like

both

[orchid raft]

nop

[wet needle]

dang

[hexed notch]

i dont want to blow up his xbox 💔💔💔

[wintry patrol]

enhancements do not stack

[wet needle]

ill lose my run

[orchid raft]

it will lose the stone effect

[patent flame]

I would do it for the hell of it

[high drift]

me omw beating Dr Cat record

what is the odd to get natural negative dice

[hexed notch]

On my way!

AND I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET BETTER

I PULLED A HOLO FAMILY

[wet needle]

i didnt🗣️

[hexed notch]

X4 MULT AND 50 CHIPS

i got verdant leaf i might blow my head off

my sweet victory

should i sell blue or storm

no ill sell dna

[orchid raft]

This is so sad

[hexed notch]

ive got 42 aces

[orchid raft]

dna

dont sell the couple

[hexed notch]

bluestorm yaoi

[orchid raft]

completely

[hexed notch]

a good balatro run is better than any drug you could ever offer me

[verbal bobcat]

my luck recently genuinely defies probability

[hexed notch]

yeah thats how luck works

mega spec pack

holy fuck lois

[bleak stirrup]

Finally beat orange stake

[sharp tide]

I just got swashbuckler and egg golden sticker together, #2 yaoi in the game

[hexed notch]

thats it

[hexed notch]

HAWK TRUTH

[brisk zinc]

please don't make me get a job

[sharp tide]

🙏

Also, hologram has gotta be S+ tier

[orchid raft]

Im sorry little fella

It´s so sad actually because my joker are good enough for ante 8

[patent flame]

Always immolate though

[fluid shuttle]

What mod is that, I need that now😭

[mossy leaf]

Lmao

[orchid raft]

Gigajokers in balatro mod manager

[half whale]

my poor switch

[patent flame]

My phone can survive naneinf hand

It should. Not be a problem for switch probably

[half whale]

oh ok then

ig ill have to find another way to execute it

[visual atlas]

eggbuckler pt. 2

[half whale]

i love eggbuckler

alongside a gift card ofc

[elder cave]

Hello chat

[visual atlas]

its calling to me like the green goblin mask

[queen escarp]

wow...

[visual atlas]

fml

[patent flame]

The nefarious eye:

[visual atlas]

samn it

[patent flame]

Oh...

[visual atlas]

jinxed it

should’ve kept stencil

[patent flame]

It's oki. Still enough time to find different xmalt

Wtf why did u throw stencil

[visual atlas]

my greed has bested me once again

[orchid raft]

Next boss violet vessel, do you recommend director´s cut? (ante 8)

Im so nervious rn bro 😭

YESSSSS

[thorny niche]

unplantable plants

[visual atlas]

fml

[queen escarp]

im going to kill myself chat