🎙・server-chat

[hard gyro]

Is there a real gold stake in casinos?

How much is the stake worth

[slow pier]

I eated it already

[lament kindle]

well well well

[uneven edge]

have you completed the garden minigame entirely

[slow pier]

on what

[glass finch]

first shop...

[agile zenith]

I only play white stake cuz i play balatro for the deckfixing

[slow pier]

cookie clicker?

[uneven edge]

duhhh

[sick oar]

Garden minigame?

[uneven edge]

I must know

[slow pier]

I have max level farm but am still going for stuff

[hard gyro]

Brainstorm in that buffoon

[agile zenith]

Eternal blueprint spaceman

[slow pier]

how do you know I play that lol

[agile zenith]

Do it

[lament kindle]

i am the FBI... aka femboy bussines inspector

[glass finch]

50/50 it either happens or it doesnt

[slow pier]

I’m not very busy rn thank you

:3

[hard gyro]

It will trust me

[static stratus]

mime is underrated ngl

[uneven edge]

I clicked on your pfp and saw 6 mutual servers 😭

[slow pier]

one of my favorites; even on gold stake

[hard gyro]

It's not underrated

[lament kindle]

ok 👌

[slow pier]

ahhhh that tracks then

[hard gyro]

Mime is very known

[glass finch]

chad is underrated ngl

[hard gyro]

Chad isn't underrated according to my stats

[slow pier]

on gold stake I’d say it’s underrated since ppl associate it with high scores

[lament kindle]

chad isnt underrated at all

[sick oar]

It seems as the rare skip tag follows a pattern of rare jokers. It picks a few and i wont get any other rare jokers from it untill i reset my game.

[uneven edge]

I think I'm done with 90% of the achievements

[glass finch]

no neither is mime lol

[uneven edge]

its just the YEAR long ones that are left

and I will not be doing those

[slow pier]

chad is one of the best jokers, even without photo

[sick oar]

its good i dont this its under or overrated

[lament kindle]

its rated

[glass finch]

its rated as it should be

[slow pier]

I think I’m about 94%? but the last few are hell

[lament kindle]

not over or under

[sick oar]

Lmao.

[hard gyro]

Triboulet is photo but better in every way

[lament kindle]

im at 0%

[slow pier]

huge

[lament kindle]

pixel from know on u are everything i aspire to be

[slow pier]

wait why

what’d I do

[hard gyro]

Triboulet has the biggest lips known to mankind

[lament kindle]

cuz

[uneven edge]

yeah those achievements are too much for me 😭

[hard gyro]

He wants to sleep with you he is gay as fuck

[lament kindle]

if i wanted to be something in 2 years

[slow pier]

I don’t wanna sac my whole garden

[uneven edge]

the one where you need to max out all things with sugar lumps is the worst

[uneven edge]

thats where I stopped

[lament kindle]

it would be to be good at balatro and dsbble in femboyism

[uneven edge]

I considered that winning

[slow pier]

omg that

[slow pier]

that’s the spirit

[slow pier]

just go for it

[uneven edge]

hes simping

[lament kindle]

i am

[hard gyro]

Who loves doggos

[glass finch]

shop 2 ok..

[lament kindle]

me

[slow pier]

[hard gyro]

I have a teddy bear that is imitating a dog lol

[slow pier]

ts fucks

[hard gyro]

She is so cute

[uneven edge]

yeah I'm not dedicated enough to do that

[slow pier]

I think I could

I’ven’t played in awhile and have accrued a lot

you can tell I love my double contractions

[uneven edge]

doing the entire garden and sacrificing it at the end was really fun

[lament kindle]

I have a dog

hea a fattas

but hes so cute

[uneven edge]

that was my ending point though

[hard gyro]

Show me

[slow pier]

I don’t wanna go for juicy queenbeet😭

[uneven edge]

its not THAT bad

💀

[slow pier]

isn’t it not?

I have bake berry and golden clover

is it worse than those?

which actually aren’t that bad

[lament kindle]

gotta find a pic

[uneven edge]

its a little worse

but save scumming exists

[slow pier]

nahhh I can’t

[uneven edge]

and you can just spam redo it

[uneven edge]

nahhh you can

[slow pier]

I only save scum for grimoire

for combos

[uneven edge]

its okay to be a scum sometimes

[slow pier]

good life advice (maybe)

[onyx holly]

what we talking about rn?

[lament kindle]

fat dog

[slow pier]

cookie clicker for some reason

[slow pier]

cuteee

[onyx holly]

COOKIE CLICKER!!!! 😄

[hard gyro]

Is balatro even real

[slow pier]

!!!!

[onyx holly]

I LOVE THAT GAME MANNNNN

[slow pier]

it’s in ur head

[onyx holly]

real

[lament kindle]

jimbo is mind controlling u

[hard gyro]

It's too good to be true

[uneven edge]

mayhaps

[lament kindle]

mhmm balatroo🤤🤤

[hard gyro]

How can such a simple card game win goty

[slow pier]

when I was on psychedelics I couldn’t stop seeing balatro in my head and I’m serious

[hard gyro]

We are in a simulation for sure

[lament kindle]

bro said simple

[onyx holly]

by being not so simple

[slow pier]

shrimple

[hard gyro]

I thought it was simple before I played it now i have 30 wins

[slow pier]

wow

[onyx holly]

not so simple now, is it?

[hard gyro]

No

[onyx holly]

😛

[slow pier]

what is the 333/340

stake wins?

[hard gyro]

Collection

[slow pier]

ohhhhh

ur going for C?

[hard gyro]

Kinda

[slow pier]

good luck

[lament kindle]

pixel u have a blahaj and a fat cat? Wow dude ur making me jealous

[slow pier]

I got C+ before C lol

[lament kindle]

gotta one up my dog with the blahaj

[hard gyro]

I don't have the mental capacity to got for c++ so not going to

[cobalt falcon]

@hard gyro 340 is the whole collectables?

[slow pier]

I just ordered another shark leading my bank acc to not have enough money for me to repair my pc and play balatro

[hard gyro]

Yep

[slow pier]

can I show my cat

[lament kindle]

i jsut play the game

[cobalt falcon]

What are the 7 missing?

[lament kindle]

ofc

[onyx holly]

lol... that might happen to me too... i've opened 20 souls and never found a yorick

[hard gyro]

A voucher and six jokers

[slow pier]

I’ve two

twins

[hard gyro]

The voucher is the tier 2 of hone

[slow pier]

that’s impossible

[hard gyro]

Still have yet to unlock it

[slow pier]

it will show you all five

[onyx holly]

tbf ive done seeded runs so idk how many were unseeded

[slow pier]

oh that’s why then lol

[onyx holly]

maybe 10 unseeded but idk lolll

[cobalt falcon]

I can't remember what the requirements for that

[slow pier]

mmmm

[onyx holly]

still unlucky tho

[lament kindle]

i found to much on the internet

[cobalt falcon]

@slow pier nice cats bro

[lament kindle]

holy shit

[slow pier]

I think stone joker was my last unlock

[onyx holly]

ive also only ever found one canio Xp

[hard gyro]

5 jokers of foil or poly or holo enchantments at the same time

[slow pier]

or pickup I should say

[slow pier]

ty c:

[hard gyro]

I think i could use anaglyph to unlock

I don't like anaglyph tho

[cobalt falcon]

Skip tags bro

[slow pier]

anaglyph☹️

[hard gyro]

I haven't even tried it

[cobalt falcon]

On white stakes

[strange meadow]

whats up chat

[slow pier]

nm hbu

[hard gyro]

Hey boops doops

[strange meadow]

not much, only missing a few jokers for my collection

[onyx holly]

the ceiling. 🤯

[slow pier]

[hard gyro]

Mf

[slow pier]

u got this!!!

[lament kindle]

the sky.

[slow pier]

which ones?

[hard gyro]

Your big ass chin

[lament kindle]

okay dud

that's enough dud

[slow pier]

dud

[lament kindle]

too much dud

[hard gyro]

What's a dud

[strange meadow]

i only have to unlock two

[lament kindle]

dud

[hard gyro]

Sounds gay

[strange meadow]

one of the legendaries and htr

[lament kindle]

sounds like me

[hard gyro]

The perkeo?

[slow pier]

sounds UNLIKE me!!!!!

[strange meadow]

no, yorick

[hard gyro]

Damn

[shell topaz]

chat im just missing 6 jokers for 100% collection :D

[lament kindle]

ur a little boy kisser

i know

[hard gyro]

Is perkeo blind?

[onyx holly]

yorick's my only unlock left

[chrome plume]

I js need to unlock fkin illusion

[slow pier]

u got this!!!

[strange meadow]

i actually got perkeo like four times in a row

[hard gyro]

He has drifted eyes

[slow pier]

[onyx holly]

why cant i ever find yorick

[strange meadow]

thanks man

[cobalt falcon]

Is it true that in gold stakes legendaries will not appear if they have already a golden sticker?

[hard gyro]

You don't deserve him

[slow pier]

yo rick!!!!!

[shell topaz]

i got yorick yesterday just before the leaf boss blind

[slow pier]

verdant leaf

[hard gyro]

What

Why wouldn't they

[onyx holly]

😦

[slow pier]

untrue

[lament kindle]

what do i call myself even? im not a boy kisser or a girl kisser...Im a bikisser? everything kisser? nothing kisser cuz i get no game?

[slow pier]

if you haven’t found a legendary it will show up until you have found all of them

[shell topaz]

im missing perkeo, road, stone joker and the thingy unlocked with four 7 of clubs

[slow pier]

bi

[hard gyro]

The thingy is called seeing double

[slow pier]

that’s how I call myself but eh

[lament kindle]

yeah

[shell topaz]

yea that

[lament kindle]

im also bi

[onyx holly]

???

[slow pier]

I don’t really care

[lament kindle]

but also bi myself

[cobalt falcon]

I read somewhere that if for example you finish a run with Canio, the game will prevent you from playing any seed with Canio until you gold sticker the others

[shell topaz]

im an egg

[slow pier]

like you will find all legendaries before repeats

[lament kindle]

me too dud

[slow pier]

sorry bad wording lol

[molten horizon]

THAT SO CLOSE

[hard gyro]

Where do you find these

[hard gyro]

WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT

[slow pier]

I thought I was trans for awhile and even took e

[lament kindle]

an omelette specifically

[slow pier]

crack

[shell topaz]

no, just an egg

[slow pier]

:3

[shell topaz]

im worth like 48120$

[onyx holly]

You're mixing things up. What you're thinking of is how on gold stake you can't find a legendary you gold stickered until you gold sticker them all

[lament kindle]

yo

you know why were both not eggs

[hard gyro]

Because i am eggman

[slow pier]

THATS HOW IT WORKS?

sorry I swear that’s how I thought it worked

[shell topaz]

incorrect, i already got triboulet and chicot twice

[slow pier]

that’s interesting

ty for the info

[onyx holly]

you're good man 🙂

[shell topaz]

do you hate that rotten hedgehog

[slow pier]

[lament kindle]

i want to deliver my punchline but nobody set me up 😡

[hard gyro]

I hate blue people equally

[slow pier]

avatar racism

:(

[hard gyro]

I can't breathe

[onyx holly]

aight imma go now bye

[shell topaz]

does that mean you hate ?

[lament kindle]

bye

[hard gyro]

Nah he rocking

[slow pier]

be he ballin

[cobalt falcon]

So it was true that you need to find and gold sticker all of them before repeats

[shell topaz]

interesting

[lament kindle]

Okay im going to tell myself my own joke because i dont have anyone else to tell it to

[slow pier]

yes my bad

[slow pier]

I’ll listen

[lament kindle]

haha idk why?

[shell topaz]

me

[lament kindle]

becaus we both don't get laid

[lament kindle]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[hard gyro]

I liked the part where he said it's copying time and started to copy all jokers

[cobalt falcon]

That's actually a very good news

[slow pier]

yo I giggled

this is good news Mark

[shell topaz]

i found it funny, have a fish

[lament kindle]

thank you all

[cobalt falcon]

I was so worried about finding all of them

[lament kindle]

have a crane

[hard gyro]

Have a bitch

[shell topaz]

"It's Balatring time!"

• Balatro Balátrez, The Balatro movie

[lament kindle]

mission impossible

[slow pier]

balátrez

[hard gyro]

Truly one of the movies ever made

[slow pier]

is that how it’s called in spanish?

[lament kindle]

THIS....is balatro

[slow pier]

TS…..

[slow pier]

what is that from? the THIS…. thing

[hard gyro]

One job had bro

[shell topaz]

starring Jack Black as Balatro Balatrez

[lament kindle]

I... am jimbo.

[shell topaz]

JOCKEY

[hard gyro]

If you think about it all blinds are hockey discs

[lament kindle]

THOU THIEF. STEALING MY WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

[slow pier]

wait brain how did you know I had a shark and a big cat

[shell topaz]

what is stopping me from eating them

[lament kindle]

hahahah

yeah

[hard gyro]

Eat my Joseph instead

[pallid sapphire]

first we wheel!
then we nope!

looks like the real joker here is us!

[shell topaz]

joseph joestar?

[slow pier]

noooo tell meeee

[hard gyro]

No jo

[lament kindle]

have you searched up youre username in the internet dude

[slow pier]

please don’t do that

[lament kindle]

i know a lot of things know

[slow pier]

that’s weird

[cobalt falcon]

Who think that wild cards need to be buffed?

[lament kindle]

that i don't want to know

[shell topaz]

my name is a kind of chemical bonding

[lament kindle]

i mean

[hard gyro]

Who likes ariella ferrera?

[slow pier]

and whose fault is that

[marble monolith]

ballatro

[lament kindle]

they just need to be more common

[lament kindle]

mine

[shell topaz]

this one

[slow pier]

exactly

[lament kindle]

yeah

[slow pier]

don’t make me feel uncomfortable pls

[molten horizon]

Yeah Bro I think the plant won't affect me

[static adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEhp5-hBycM

[lament kindle]

i didn't go deepr

thankfully

[cobalt falcon]

I think wild cards need to have some sort of mult effect

[hard gyro]

La planta

Spanish is so simple

[slow pier]

I won’t even ask where you stopped

[hard gyro]

La Riff raffa

[static adder]

"Can I hit this fucking WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"

[shell topaz]

presente de subjuntivo del verbo congratular 🗿

[lament kindle]

idk the problem is when i want to make a wild card build its so hard to find them

[slow pier]

me when I find out about latin

[hard gyro]

Oh sorry

[lament kindle]

lets move on

[hard gyro]

That's French lmao

[slow pier]

que yo congratule

ez

[cobalt falcon]

But this is the thing, is it even worth?

[shell topaz]

increible

[slow pier]

presente de subjuntivo del verbo Caber

ahora

[shell topaz]

wild cards gotta be the worst enhancement

[lament kindle]

when you have the flower pot and ancient 100%

[hard gyro]

No shit

They are wild

[shell topaz]

yo quepa

[hard gyro]

Putas

[slow pier]

increíble

[cobalt falcon]

I speak 5 languages lol

[hard gyro]

What does it mean

[static adder]

Why does it go so god damn hard though

I don't get it

[slow pier]

bad word teehee

[lament kindle]

me too, trust

[shell topaz]

i speak 2 & 1/2

[alpine orbit]

putain

[cobalt falcon]

Means good girls

[slow pier]

I love how french and spanish have such similar curse words

[molten horizon]

Puro spanglish

[shell topaz]

epic save

[lament kindle]

what's good boy?

[hard gyro]

Ik what it means just trying to act innocent

[alpine orbit]

so real

[shell topaz]

we're next to each other after all

[slow pier]

why do spanish speakers merge words like that😭

[hard gyro]

You

[lament kindle]

what is this

[slow pier]

I know I know but still

[lament kindle]

oh

[molten horizon]

Balatro balatrez

[alpine orbit]

im actually in the UK but yes

it is true

[slow pier]

“idk how to read haha”

[cobalt falcon]

Hijo de puta is good boy

[shell topaz]

sale balatrito?

[nova shore]

youre
yall
didnt

[slow pier]

😭

[hard gyro]

Would you like a bo'tle of wa'ter

[shell topaz]

bro is cooking

[slow pier]

that’s different

[alpine orbit]

no

[nova shore]

theres
thats

[molten horizon]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[hard gyro]

Maybe some CHIPS?

[lament kindle]

sumalama dumalama

[alpine orbit]

yes i need chips to scale my pairs

[slow pier]

y’all’dn’tv’e is fire

[alpine orbit]

in the Balatro server

[alpine orbit]

stahhhp

[nova shore]

kill english

[slow pier]

never

[alpine orbit]

i speak 4 languages

English isn't even my first language

[shell topaz]

tatsumaki senpunkyaku

[lament kindle]

ching Chong

[hard gyro]

Without much context this looks like a new netflix adaptation

[shell topaz]

🌀 🦵

[alpine orbit]

don't say that

that's like actually offensive

[cobalt falcon]

I speak Italian, Albanian, English, Spanish and Portuguese

[slow pier]

I’dn’t’ve done it if he’dn’t’ve there

[lament kindle]

Thats actually crazy

[slow pier]

yikes

[lament kindle]

my apologies

[alpine orbit]

im chinese

[nova shore]

in argentina thats a real game xd

[alpine orbit]

just because i speak french

doesn't mean

[hard gyro]

Can i say ping pong

[slow pier]

I love french verbs

[alpine orbit]

im french

but yes

[alpine orbit]

thank u

[shell topaz]

table tennis

[lament kindle]

dude

[molten horizon]

The best thing is that those who speak Spanish (I am one of those who speak Spanish) make the best Balatro memes, you can see in the Canio part that he is Spanish

[lament kindle]

like no offen

[hard gyro]

Man you are confusing you are from UK but Chinese and you speak French?

[lament kindle]

but french people🤢

[alpine orbit]

yes

[slow pier]

why

[lament kindle]

paris servers traumatized me

[alpine orbit]

is there a problem

[slow pier]

why do ppl hate on french ppl

[shell topaz]

spanish community on their way to invade balatro

[alpine orbit]

i speak cantonese Mandarin English and french

[slow pier]

like it’s actually weird lol

[shell topaz]

thats what im sayin

[nova shore]

those who joke

[hard gyro]

Did they diddle you in the eiffel tower?

[cobalt falcon]

They are not really pleasant most of the times

[molten horizon]

The Spanish community has already invaded Balatro

[alpine orbit]

bcus they've never been to france.

[shell topaz]

they threw baguettes at them

[lament kindle]

i mean i hate on them back when i- what?

[slow pier]

if you said that about any minority you’d get slammed I’m just sayin

[alpine orbit]

honestly parisians have been v nice to me

[hard gyro]

And some fried frogs lol

[lament kindle]

i mean my best friend is french

verry annoying because he says lots of complicated words to his mom

[shell topaz]

i speak very little french

[cobalt falcon]

I have French friends bro 😂

[slow pier]

casual racism is lowkey great keep it up guys☹️

[nova shore]

curis till death

[lament kindle]

i think theyre gossiping

[hard gyro]

Oh so YOU DID get diddled at the eiffel tower

[lament kindle]

about me

[alpine orbit]

nooooo

[slow pier]

I’m not even gonna try

[lament kindle]

hes homophobic

[alpine orbit]

i like all my funny europeans

equally

[slow pier]

real

[lament kindle]

thank you

[hard gyro]

Did he hire someone else to diddle you?

[slow pier]

europoor lives matter

[lament kindle]

sadly not

[molten horizon]

THAT IS SO REAL

[hard gyro]

Who diddled you man

[nova shore]

ok now this is xenophobic

[slow pier]

so true

[alpine orbit]

it's so funny i was high fiving my bulgarian friend cus orbans hungary is now the poorest country in the eu

[nova shore]

WHY YOU ARENT IN THE SPANISH SERVER????

[lament kindle]

nobody 😭

sadly

[molten horizon]

Is there a Spanish server?

[slow pier]

reddit

[nova shore]

fandom made, but yea

[slow pier]

you don’t wanna get diddled lol

that’s bad

[cobalt falcon]

lol, unfortunately Italy and France they go back long way so I am not gonna pretend 😂

[hard gyro]

You know JO? @lament kindle

[lament kindle]

if its within my consent

[molten horizon]

I have searched and have not found

[slow pier]

this uncredited art is fire

[lament kindle]

no?

[nova shore]

let me dm you

[alpine orbit]

there's also a stereotype that because some of them are more well educated they're more opinionated and thus mean

[hard gyro]

Jo mama

[shell topaz]

im back what did i miss

[slow pier]

fracasado?

what’s that mean

[shell topaz]

loser

[molten horizon]

Loser

[nova shore]

failure, in this case

[hard gyro]

That's a bunch of pigs

[slow pier]

ahhhh

[alpine orbit]

anw nice to see my neighbours here

[slow pier]

fracar means to fail?

[lament kindle]

jo mamu cu ti u krevetu dirat

[slow pier]

I remember seeing that

[alpine orbit]

like 3 hour flight neighbour

[nova shore]

thats portuguese

[shell topaz]

fracasar, yes

[slow pier]

fracasar?

yess okay

[strong prairie]

The new one is not official, but certainly better than fandom at least https://balatrowiki.org

[alpine orbit]

russian with potato in throat ahhh language

[slow pier]

I love spanish

[nova shore]

i love how french is just spanish without italian

[lament kindle]

are you dissing russian

[lament kindle]

what

[slow pier]

romance languages are my favorite

[nova shore]

yea

[lament kindle]

my brain tieed time to go watch elden ring and sleep

[nova shore]

then latin languages

[molten horizon]

Memes in Spanish are life

[shell topaz]

i mean they all come from latin so these theories are kinda true in a way

[slow pier]

that’s what a romance language is

[slow pier]

what theories?

[shell topaz]

game theories

[alpine orbit]

hot take but English is a good language

[slow pier]

holy fuh🤯🤯🤯

[alpine orbit]

it's very expressive

[slow pier]

I love english

[shell topaz]

i love egg

[slow pier]

I love when natives posture to hate it

it’s funny

[alpine orbit]

i think jorge luis borges said it's more expressive tyan spanish

[slow pier]

we have like five synonyms for everything lol

it’s sick

[shell topaz]

pingo

[slow pier]

tengo

vengo

[alpine orbit]

literally

[cobalt falcon]

Like that video that "cuenta" meant 25 different things

[alpine orbit]

wait is this in spanish

[slow pier]

same with Quedar

[slow pier]

ya

go verbs

[alpine orbit]

ooh

[slow pier]

idk what the etymology of that is

[alpine orbit]

something about "go"

[slow pier]

why verbs like hacer decir tener venir caer poner etc

[nova shore]

entra al sv

[hard gyro]

[alpine orbit]

what do they mean

[slow pier]

what is that thing

[shell topaz]

I DESPISE THOSE BIRDS

[alpine orbit]

is that the one from the pixar short

[nova shore]

wdym

[slow pier]

to do/make (related to fact/feasible) to say (related to dictate/predict) to have (related to tangent/tenable) to come

[cobalt falcon]

Tengo que irme ahorita, hasta la vista muchachos

[slow pier]

I give up

[molten horizon]

What would happen if a Spaniard said "quiero jugar a la play"

[nova shore]

rule 2

[hard gyro]

Slammers?

[slow pier]

all those verbs are like yo digo, hago, etc

[alpine orbit]

oh that's cool

[shell topaz]

YES

[slow pier]

with the g in the middle

[alpine orbit]

it's like slightly different compositions for slightly different meanings

[nova shore]

yea, whats the problem?

[slow pier]

I was gonna do all of them but didn’t wanna type an essay loo

[cobalt falcon]

I know only English lol but I was following the topic of languages lol

[alpine orbit]

it's just like differentiation

[nova shore]

THE G HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH VERBS

[slow pier]

I’m just wondering why they do that, like the etymology

[nova shore]

ya se :v

[slow pier]

wha

[alpine orbit]

i should learn spanish

[shell topaz]

why are we talking about lengua castellana y literatura bruh

[nova shore]

They are coincidences

[slow pier]

it’s fun

[slow pier]

it is absolutely not

[nova shore]

its hard ngl

[nova shore]

prove it then

[slow pier]

you prove it is

[alpine orbit]

how so

[slow pier]

things don’t happen for no reason in language

[nova shore]

hablo español desde que naci, que queres que te diga?

[shell topaz]

i can't say if spanish is hard or not, it's my mother language

[molten horizon]

Comer mortadela

[cobalt falcon]

Btw gotta go fr, I am on call tonight and they need me at work... Is a pain in the ass but that's how it works... Bye chat

[nova shore]

entra al sv wn

[shell topaz]

chicos estoy comiendo mortadela e e e e e e e e e e e

[alpine orbit]

chinese is my mother tongue and i can guarantee you that it's piss easy

[molten horizon]

Pero a cual

Mandalo al md

[alpine orbit]

trivial honestly

[nova shore]

void

[alpine orbit]

everyone can pick it up in half a year

[slow pier]

I want that you explain why it is just a coincidence

[nova shore]

because, they are

[alpine orbit]

it's similar to french right

or

[slow pier]

great argumentation

[alpine orbit]

not really

[nova shore]

There are so many verbs that coincidences are normal

[nova shore]

harder tbh

[alpine orbit]

oh

[slow pier]

nah nah there aren’t so-called “go verbs” in french

or wait like difficulty?

[alpine orbit]

ye

[slow pier]

french is harder for an english speaker

[nova shore]

i know a few of french, and spanish its harder yea

[slow pier]

spanish spelling is streamlined and far easier, and grammar is easier

[molten horizon]

I never understood French

[alpine orbit]

idk i didn't find french that hard, it's like learning those weird arbitrary rules

[slow pier]

spanish doesn’t have things like adverbial pronouns lol

[alpine orbit]

and taking it as fact

[shell topaz]

gn chat gotta go

[alpine orbit]

like learning English

[slow pier]

gn!

[alpine orbit]

gn

[signal canyon]

damn i just joined the chat to see people talking ab french

[alpine orbit]

like English

[slow pier]

yeah

spanish is easier

[alpine orbit]

though rough through

[slow pier]

I’d go for it

[signal canyon]

german harder

[slow pier]

no one argued the contrary

lol

[nova shore]

just put a bunch of e's and consonants between them

[molten horizon]

I know many words but I can't pronounce them.

[visual coyote]

joker poker balala

[nova shore]

because they have 4 acentos xd

[slow pier]

french R is the gatekeeper

[alpine orbit]

french R is easy

but then I can't do Portuguese R

[slow pier]

it’s easy for me

[alpine orbit]

because the back of my tongue is like

[slow pier]

a lot of people struggle

[nova shore]

thats rr

[nova arch]

es la hora de la televisión

[alpine orbit]

whenever i try to do rr my french R muscle nust goes

[nova shore]

borra la cuenta

[alpine orbit]

it takes over automatically

[nova arch]

no quiero

[molten horizon]

My father lived in BRAZIL for 2 years (he didn't know anything about the language)

[nova shore]

this happen more often in asiatic languages, some of them dont even have R

[slow pier]

quier

[nova arch]

quier

[slow pier]

my favorite

[molten horizon]

So I think that with experience you learn

[alpine orbit]

asiastic?

[slow pier]

guess

[orchid raft]

This is actually sad. Banana only 1 round and then cavendish perishable? damn I prefer losing 😔

[nova shore]

wait i will translate that, forgot a word

[slow pier]

boynana

[alpine orbit]

asian

[nova arch]

asian

[alpine orbit]

im chinese

[nova shore]

Asian continent

[slow pier]

asiático

[nova shore]

oh

[nova shore]

sorry mb

[alpine orbit]

we do that have r's in canto / mandarin

[molten horizon]

THAT Green joker

[slow pier]

which R?

[alpine orbit]

it's fine i speak 4 languages it's probably fine

[orchid raft]

YES

[slow pier]

the trill? tap?

[alpine orbit]

the rrrr

[slow pier]

what😭

[alpine orbit]

that doesn't use the back of your tongue

[nova shore]

tbh thats great

[slow pier]

I wanna speak more languages

[alpine orbit]

like the non guttural one

[slow pier]

I love them

[slow pier]

gutteral is french right

[alpine orbit]

yes

[slow pier]

I love that word gutteral

[nova arch]

I won my first run in the tutorial when I played in xbox

asdasdhfjsjs

[slow pier]

gg nice!!!

[nova arch]

yeesss

[alpine orbit]

it's so cool to see how people talk in different intonations in different languages

[nova arch]

i was impressed

[alpine orbit]

my voice is so much deeper in canto / french

[slow pier]

how is deltarune ch 3?

[alpine orbit]

compared to english

it's interesting

[nova shore]

sofa

[slow pier]

that’s interesting

[nova arch]

i have toriel in my christmas tree

[nova shore]

idk why this happend, but i love this

[slow pier]

I wanna go for a harder language

[molten horizon]

You (are) Tenna right?
See this (terrifying) image!

[slow pier]

but also love my romance bubble

[nova shore]

dm

[alpine orbit]

cus in french you kinda have to

[slow pier]

[hyperlink blocked]

[nova arch]

I feel traumatized.

[alpine orbit]

in Cantonese it's like, i mean it's chinese

[alpine orbit]

im proud of our swear words

we have some insane shit

[nova shore]

yea but, that doesnt make much sense, idk how to explain it

[alpine orbit]

like my potch

pitch

[nova shore]

you have to learn spanish :v

[alpine orbit]

os higher

[nova shore]

oh thats make sense

[alpine orbit]

we have stuff like "i hope your entire lineage gets poor before you die" or something

[slow pier]

I front this

[nova arch]

me cago en todo lo cagable hits hard

[slow pier]

spanish is super fun

[alpine orbit]

and cursing 18 generations

something like that

[slow pier]

THIS… is fire

[alpine orbit]

we have dedicated characters for human body parts

you can mix and match

like permutations

[slow pier]

math reference

[alpine orbit]

it's like german except it's with uhhh swear words

well yes

[alpine orbit]

i honestly should

[nova shore]

i like one that is, "Your family tree is a circle" I don't know if it's translated correctly, it sounds better in Spanish xd

[alpine orbit]

fuck

[slow pier]

that’s crazy😭😭😭

[alpine orbit]

that's good

that's like

that book

[slow pier]

say it in spanish

[alpine orbit]

what is it called

100 years of solitude

[slow pier]

I need to add this to my arsenal

balatri am I right

one balatro, two balatri

[nova shore]

"tu arbol familiar es un circulo" now im scared of the mods, hope they arent here

[slow pier]

I didn’t know it’d be such a direct translation thank u

[nova shore]

"family tree" changes a lot in different countrys, that is just the castellano

[slow pier]

ahhh ur spanish?

[nova shore]

i said it before xd

[finite chasm]

Árbol familiar

[slow pier]

my bad😭 I forgor

[alpine orbit]

i should actually start trolling peeps by saying im japanese

[slow pier]

trolling

[alpine orbit]

i rmb a kid walking up to me and saying konichiwa

i was so confused

I don't look japanese

im like, squid game personified

[slow pier]

dude I love that show!!!!

[alpine orbit]

i actually haven't seen it 💀

I've seen clips on utube

[slow pier]

it’s sickkk

watch

[alpine orbit]

it looks like netflix's saw

[slow pier]

(imperative)

sois

it’s so funny that E sounds exactly n latin became OI in french

hiw did that happen lol

[alpine orbit]

hoh

did u forget the second half

[nova shore]

wait, which language did you say it

[slow pier]

I just wanted to say sois

[slow pier]

that’s french

[alpine orbit]

ah.

[slow pier]

ohhh you were thinking of vosotros sois

sois! is the equivalent of sé! or sea!

[nova shore]

sea its mar

[alpine orbit]

okay gang

[nova shore]

wait wait wait no

[slow pier]

nooo like

[alpine orbit]

super nice talking to y'all

but im gonna dip

[slow pier]

sea simpático

[alpine orbit]

nice talking to y'all

[slow pier]

ofcc cya!

[alpine orbit]

^^

[nova shore]

oh youre talking castellano

[slow pier]

yes

[nova shore]

i dont know a lot of it

I am more familiar with the slang of Latinoamérica

[slow pier]

gotcha :))

[lapis tundra]

god bless canio for finally helping me win blue stake

[slow pier]

gg bro!!

ghost deck is fire

btw you should put popcorn before pants if ur in a similar situation in the future

[gentle kernel]

fuck me

[orchid raft]

💔

[slow pier]

what’s wrong w that?

[ionic viper]

dr whatsapp

[sick oar]

Brainstorm is perishible.

Nvm you responded to the other image

[slow pier]

not whom I was responding to

all g

[past marlin]

chat, what is the boss you hate the most? i'll start first

[celest tartan]

heh 😼

[north portal]

anybody down for multi

[polar pond]

Well then... I don't think I have a choice now do I

[hard gyro]

Not worth it

There is a soul in that arcana

Trust me

[past marlin]

YEAAA

[stable isle]

balatro memes are funny 100% of the time

I have not seen balatro memes that aren't funny

[keen willow]

Money printing goes crazy

Also my 100th win in that save

[past marlin]

"aw man i wish i could level up my first discarded hand per round" the abohorrent burnt joker: 🔥

[past marlin]

real

[stable isle]

it's actually pretty good if you're doing pair and have a blueprint to accelerate it

[past marlin]

damn

[past marlin]

itz good

@stable isle SCREAM IF YOU LOVE BALATRO 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[stable isle]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she on my till I

[past marlin]

👅

be cold rn

its winter here

[stable isle]

jarvis, copy my $1 egg

[long hedge]

is egg even compatible 😭

[slim junco]

I take a nat negative brainstorm over a soul

[long hedge]

[stable isle]

TRVE

[plush dragon]

i just beat my first ever balatro run

[austere oyster]

gg dr beast

[stable isle]

it is HARD

[proper merlin]

guys playing yellow deck is so horrible.....

[stable isle]

yellow deck is one of the best decks in the game

what do you mean bro

[plush dragon]

i used black deck to beat my first run

[proper merlin]

imo cause for some reason it could just be me

but the amount of times where the shops were horrible

are the amount of jokers ive unlocked

[stable isle]

you need to unlock more jokers

[proper merlin]

okay

[stable isle]

also, not every shop you get is going to have a blueprint and brainstorm

BUT there is a way to get better jokesr

[proper merlin]

nono thats not what im aiming for

[stable isle]

REROLLS!!!!

[dry cedar]

I'm immune to plants

[stable isle]

now you are

[proper merlin]

5 -> 6 -> 7.. etc,. with 14 bucks at the start of the round (not considering the pay out in the first round which is 4 - 8) so it'll atleast get you to 2 - 3 rerolls for an average joker

sorry for the

essay

💔

whatever

just saying

[dry cedar]

Xan you write my essay

[proper merlin]

imo i dont like yellow deck

[stable isle]

the point of yellow is the early interest and investment you can get

[orchid raft]

I think i´m cooked

[proper merlin]

okay

[stable isle]

you can take a buffoon pack early and still have plenty of money for stuff

[proper merlin]

oh yeah right

sorry

forgot about that

AND theres a slight chance for enchancements and mega packs

so

i guess your right

but i suppose that im not so lucky

[stable isle]

also, tarots are slept on

gold cards absolutely carry econ

[gritty mirage]

Negative blackboard so beautiful

[proper merlin]

the infamous whiteboard

[orchid raft]

Is hallucination good enough to take with the eternal effect?

[north crescent]

very very good

better hit than bloodstone imo

[stable isle]

yes

[nocturne sundial]

100%

You may not like it, but this is what peak "Oops! All 6s" performance looks like

[stable isle]

you can get hella value out of your tarots

[opaque shard]

Hey chat

[primal torrent]

did you just speak

[past marlin]

i love plants

[sand bone]

🔫

[rare yew]

Today in what’s in thunks inbox

[naive osprey]

why does this photo look ai enhanced

[gritty mirage]

Lol

[brazen heron]

why does it look like that?

[orchid raft]

Balatro irl before gta 6

[gritty mirage]

I literally just found it in a normal run, screenshoted it, and zoomed in

Lmao

[brazen heron]

+4 mult in vegas

[orchid raft]

Me playing irl poker:
ermm.. So where exactly the jokers are?

[long hedge]

ive been scammed gang

[hidden parcel]

don't do it man, don't be involved in this terrible gamble world

[naive osprey]

he’s not going to !

[brazen heron]

counter point:

balala

[long hedge]

thats wild

[supple minnow]

I can finally lose all my money on Balatro

[naive osprey]

illegal to bring your own bananas. must get them from the casino’s banana shop.

[long hedge]

should totally do it, make people lose their money on bad seeds 😭

[rare yew]

How do I say no in the rudest way possible

Or wait I could say yes and lead them on to waste their time

[supple minnow]

Send them the plant

[orchid raft]

"Sorry offline experience"

[long hedge]

YES LEAD THEM ON 🔥

tell them they can then once they do, take it down for copyright

[rare yew]

Uhhhhh not how that works

[lavish zenith]

nah i dont think leading them on is a good idea

[naive osprey]

😭 ?

[lavish zenith]

what if they like. make a public announcement

[long hedge]

mb gang forgot how copyright works 😭

[lavish zenith]

like "we just got CONFIRMATION that balatro guy is partnering with us, actual gambling website!" three seconds after you reply

[rare yew]

No I could be like “sure let’s have a meeting first though” and keep pushing the meeting back

[supple minnow]

The cia agents in here will know though

[orchid raft]

You can say that you arent interested in that type of stuff yet

[long hedge]

oh true

[rare yew]

If that info leaks I can just be like “I was fucking with them they’re scum”

[lavish zenith]

true true

[long hedge]

appreciated now my joker works :))

[lucid roost]

Huh, didn’t expect to see this whilst shitposting

[cedar tundra]

whats the thing people have on for every stat of the run in one screen

[supple minnow]

The monitor probably

[lavish zenith]

any other funnies in the inbox lately LT ?

[orchid raft]

hoping that localthunk see this lmao

[fluid shuttle]

-# maybe don’t say like “sure” or “yea” incase they take it as a confirmation?

[lavish zenith]

oh no the chat is brainrotting

[verbal zephyr]

id suggest a physical variant on balatro that uses vaguely similar theming and rules and can be played in casinos as a form of gambling. call it “poker”

[rare yew]

A lot yes lmao mostly pretty harmless though

[lucid roost]

“We’d need to have a meeting first.”
date set
“Sorry I got aids try again in 5 years”

[rare yew]

Someone mentioned the wiki isn’t fandom anymore?

[lucid roost]

5 years elapses
“Sorry I got diarrhoea maybe another time”

[lavish zenith]

wait for real? awesome if true fandom is wack

[supple minnow]

Finally

Fandom sucks

[lucid roost]

Fandom so ahh

[supple minnow]

It is horrible it has so many ads

[lavish zenith]

oh sweet!

[royal temple]

Yes, it's balatrowiki.org now

[long hedge]

how bad are the ads? i use an adblocker so im not sure

[lavish zenith]

https://balatrowiki.org/ great, great

[supple minnow]

On mobile half the screen

[long hedge]

ah 😭

[lucid roost]

Woah is that dale watson, the 40 year old deadbeat father who lives in section 8 housing and neglects his daughter, all while being the self-proclaimed “mentally untouchable” man who rages at video games (alive during Cold War btw) and has 121k in debt?

[verbal zephyr]

fandom is near unusable on mobile

[fluid shuttle]

Fandom used to crash after a minute for me from how many ads it would play

[verbal zephyr]

not an exaggeration

[orchid raft]

Was fandom that bad?

[lucid roost]

Yes

[lavish zenith]

theres more to fandom's badness than just the ads, right?

[supple minnow]

Bros last name is Watson

[orchid raft]

I´m using addblocker too

[lucid roost]

I think idk

I know his first is dale

[rare yew]

Omg it’s so much nicer

Bless this community

[supple minnow]

Thank you

[lucid roost]

Yw bud ✌️✌️
-# I have contributed nothing but shitposts

[royal temple]

Vandalism was common on the wikis I frequented before they moved

[lavish zenith]

you have the power to deem a balatro wiki to be the "official" balatro wiki btw

[slim junco]

Am I cooking chat?

[rare yew]

No I shouldn’t get involved in a community project

Same thing with the Reddit

[lucid roost]

You are not cooking.
Cooking requires making food - this is an undeniable prerequisite.
You are playing balatro.

[lavish zenith]

fair enough

[slim junco]

😭🙏🔥

[rare yew]

Like what if they abandon it or turn it shitty later?

[slim junco]

Am I playing balatro chat?

[orchid raft]

Lmao 😭

[lucid roost]

That’ll be £10 for the comedy class mate

Someone send pictures I have nothing to remix

[lavish zenith]

looks like their articles get murked in SEO though, i feel like thats 50% the fact that it's migrated content and 50% the fact that fandom probably does some illegitimate SEO stuff in general cuz i feel like every single time i search for something on a wiki fandom pops up at #1 in the results

[lucid roost]

“Fandom.c” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[rare yew]

I think time may fix that

I don’t think I can nor should

[slim junco]

😭

[orchid raft]

Someway the community always made good wikis

[shell radish]

is this a Balatro server?

[orchid raft]

also did u guys watch the roblox balatro? wtf

[lavish zenith]

perhaps if they show their potential you can put a link on a balatro website

[rare yew]

The previous “official” one was abandoned previously

[orchid raft]

it´s literally a copy

[supple minnow]

Perhaps

[lavish zenith]

no this is for enter the gungeon

[fluid shuttle]

No this is Roblox /j

[orchid raft]

for real? I didnt knew that

[lavish zenith]

this is actually the server for minit

[shell radish]

Ops my bad

[near terrace]

tbh im mostly wondering how/when the 3oak update will drop, there's been basically no communication about it since the reveal

[supple minnow]

This is the miku server

[shell radish]

Oh I see

[rare yew]

We had Balatro.wiki and the people behind that abandoned it before yes. So I’m not picking horses, letting the community do it and deciding which is best for themselves

[rare yew]

It’s done when it’s done

[near terrace]

Hey, please don't rush it.

Balatro is good because it was in the oven for so long

[long hedge]

real

[lavish zenith]

i think you should rush it out the door tomorrow with 1000 bugs and a lot of unfinished content

let the world burn

[lucid roost]

Why is there fucking green

Ok pretend that’s gr*ss

[supple minnow]

Don’t say that word it’s really scary

[lavish zenith]

take whatever the dev build right now is and just ship it with zero touching up

[long hedge]

as a game dev (in some capacity) myself i feel like with the amount of combinations that there are there would be a lots of bugs to iron out of each addition