🎙・server-chat

[grim prism]

Ok, I didn't say that to anybody lol

I just made my entrance in the chat, u feel me

U don't have to be a meanie everytime

I know u hate me

[edgy crystal]

strength

[merry dagger]

i dont know what to say

balala

[latent hemlock]

Balalalatro

[austere ravine]

wait where's the thunk chat?

I meant the chat where you can talk to the creator

[latent hemlock]

I didn’t there was one lmao

[grizzled cairn]

What should I do here?

[zinc kite]

You can’t do anything

[latent hemlock]

Yeahhhhhhh

[zealous mauve]

the fabled 4 hand size vs psychic matchup

[latent hemlock]

Two stuntman indestructibles? Yur cooked ngl

Omg, I did not even the boss

[zealous mauve]

i think the most you could have done was to spam rolls in the previous shop for juggler, bean or troabdbsoruorur (forgot spelling)

troubadour

[latent hemlock]

GAYYYYY

[grizzled wagon]

dude what the fuck?
my progress reset one time, I was like "damn" "that sucks" and I started completely fresh
now this shit happened again, after I unlocked everything and was closing in on beating purple stake!
wtf is this game man...

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Sunday, hope you all have a good one.

[quiet igloo]

Thank

[broken vine]

You needed the fabled luchador

[broken vine]

You as well

[cobalt falcon]

Any reliable build for gold stakes?

[slim junco]

Guys would be nice if I told my friend to draw "the plant" boss getting a beating by luchador and chicot?

[glacial glen]

going for a ace only deck

got blueprint and dna by ante 2 shop 1 i think

going for three of a kinds only

chose wrong card and played

lost 😦

[tardy cloud]

Ben Star, A.K.A, Jimbo from Balatro is now a Door in the game "Date Everything!".

You can now date Jimbo from Balatro

[glacial glen]

ah finally

[vernal tartan]

Copy all the 7 of diamonds as possible

[remote field]

why

[vernal tartan]

Because i want him to

[pallid sapphire]

winning with the worst possible rank/suit combination would be a feat 💢

[grim prism]

wtf is this real?

[long hedge]

modded but yes

wdym wtf 😭

[grim prism]

nah, has to be in vanilla, no?

[long hedge]

its vanilla but its a mod that changes all hands with "straight" in it to "gay"

[grim prism]

eh im just trolling yo ass

where can i get the mod loader

i wanna play pokermon

[long hedge]

easiest way is to just get this and get steammodded through that

then u should be able to access most mods on that

[grim prism]

cheers mate

[long hedge]

if u cant find pokermon lmk ill link you it

[grim prism]

🫡

[glacial glen]

whats the point of the debt card thing

[glacial glen]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjkjqjd_oSOAxUURvEDHYThGNsQFnoECAwQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2FInertSteak%2FPokermon&usg=AOvVaw3ohzpxqi8ODwWI5-6Ewkb4&opi=89978449

[sharp tide]

Mostly, if there's something expensive (polychrome blueprint 🤤 ) but you can't afford it, you can buy the credit card to buy it

Just like debt in real life

[glacial glen]

oh

[sharp tide]

It's not great, because unlike other forms of econ, you gain no interest

[grizzled wagon]

3 rare skips and all of them where vagabond 😭

[rich halo]

balala

[rich halo]

most useful showman

[primal torrent]

im robloxing

[thorny niche]

balatro

[glacial glen]

vagabond is underrated

[thorny niche]

but i dont want to be poor :(

[glacial glen]

perfect for me

im already broke

[thorny niche]

that’s convenient

free tarots to sell

[austere ravine]

I saw this youtube thumbnail and I'm wondering at one point where would this come from?

[grizzled wagon]

After that I got three more blueprints

[grizzled wagon]

no.

[prime rock]

Oh that’s easy it came from balatro.

It’s a card game that’s kind of like poker with power ups but you’re playing against yourself you should give it a try

[austere ravine]

I just meant the artwork.

I know it's has balatro stuff but was wondering about the character on the right

[prime rock]

Oh you should message the video creator and find out who did his OC

[austere ravine]

I would try and see

[rich halo]

LOL

[thorny niche]

rejoice

[thorny niche]

spin it around

[patent flame]

That might have been the brainstorm if u did not take trollman

[cold lichen]

I feel like were getting silk song before the upd

Vro...

[lean trench]

whos the most handsome joker

im torn between swash and chicot and my friends cant agree

[cold lichen]

Baron

[lean trench]

ok but Chicot has lore

And pirates are hot

Barons just some king

[grizzled wagon]

me

[lean trench]

Actually true

Chicot wins

[lean trench]

my mom calls me a handsome boy too

tf happened in 2023

[grizzled wagon]

covid

jk lmao

epic prank

bro got got

peak ragebait

[lavish marsh]

Finally beat red stake lol

[pallid sapphire]

was that banner nat negative or ecto

[high drift]

the 8ball build

bloodstone appear right on the time

[remote field]

what mod is that with the calcuate score button?

[high drift]

8ball is best tarot generator

🗣️

[remote field]

thx just looked it up and appears its been deleted 😦

[high drift]

some peeps in balatro multiplayer has this github link

[young moss]

Read this as celebrate score and now I want a little confetti button

[high drift]

for 8 anties

8ball deck fixing speed os crazy

[brisk zinc]

wow

[high drift]

if lucky card both triggered mult and money

then how much xmult does cat gain

0.5 ?

[brisk zinc]

i think both are counted as triggers so yeah

.25 from each

[subtle hamlet]

put two friends on balatro

now they hate me

cuz they have an addiction

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐣

[high drift]

Is this suppose to happen

[patent flame]

Yes

[ivory needle]

if you have a hand size of 0 does Certificate still add a card to your hand?

[pallid sapphire]

interesting question

you might just die before certificate can proc though

[cold merlin]

You think it is 3ok build? But no I didn't get any venuses from planets, it is Full House build...

[pallid sapphire]

if it works it works lol

[polar hill]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Swashbuckler

[tranquil oak]

No

Only 1 even if both trigger

[tranquil oak]

It’s kinda like how throwback still only gains 1 boost to mult from double skip tags

[warm vault]

2 joker level 1 high card build

[unreal aurora]

Nice dude

[warm vault]

I got mad lucky that cerulean bell didn’t select my steel 2s

[rigid berry]

Hey guys

[orchid raft]

yep

source: idk

[north tide]

where should i go to ask for help with modding?

[oblique geode]

Sup

[high drift]

#⚙・modding-general

[pastel oasis]

just strolled into Ante 8 with high card lvl 35 for my FINAL run of Completionist +

Needed 400k for the win, any high card was giving me 1,000,000.

FEELS AMAZING.

Sold tarot merchant for another card with no sticker too. Feels great to freeroll some jokers into Gold.

[rancid patio]

cool! now ready for completionist++

[pastel oasis]

yep! just trying to figure out what the best way to do it is

I thought analgpyh deck and getting lucky with jokerless could be a viable option

Joker Stickers : 930/1200 i need to manually count them

[rancid patio]

you can watch balatro university for good lesson

[pastel oasis]

Oh beleive me, ive watched him every night since September xD

[rancid patio]

xd

[pastel oasis]

88/150
long ways to go...

[pallid sapphire]

personally, I think just pick a deck you win a lot at, and keep winning at it

realistically you only need like 3 jokers to win, so you can usually sticker 1 or 2 per run

that adds up fast

[valid badge]

dawg why so laggy 😭

[tribal void]

my fav deck will always be yellow, it's easy mode if you get your econ set up in the first 2 antes

that was my first gold stake too

[pallid sapphire]

if it lags, go to main menu and come back and it should stop

[pastel oasis]

Same!

[pallid sapphire]

I started with yellow but recently I've been doing mostly ghost

that hex works wonders

[brisk zinc]

still no baron ☹️

all of those club kings are red seals

[pallid sapphire]

how much money do you have

[brisk zinc]

$142 now

[pallid sapphire]

hmmm that's concerning

[brisk zinc]

cryptid mod before anyone asks

[pallid sapphire]

usually people going for naneinf runs get to at least like $1-2k

[brisk zinc]

who said i'm going for naneinf

i'm just playing

no goals

[pallid sapphire]

ok

[toxic gulch]

where is modding chat

[brisk zinc]

#⚙・modding-general

[bold thistle]

Where is the good Balatro wiki

https://balatrowiki.org/

Thank God tbh, I was tired of being forced to use fandom just so I could check again whether or not chad retriggers photo

[tribal void]

oh i didn't even know there was a better wiki

this one is so much better

so glad to stop using fandom

even the ui got that balatro polish

[brisk zinc]

my mime was debuffed by a boss blind ☹️

spent almost $500 rerolling for a baron and didn't get one

[tribal void]

windmill sounds horrible for baseball card runs

[naive osprey]

this is impressive

how did you make almost every card steel

[brisk zinc]

does she know

[naive osprey]

the diamonds i’m curious

[brisk zinc]

it's a cryptid mod deck where every card is steel from the beginning

[naive osprey]

oh

[brisk zinc]

you can choose any enhancement, i chose steel to make a god baron/mime run but didn't even find a baron

i've also tried a lucky card deck with lucky cat which was fun

[naive osprey]

i see

[tranquil oak]

I just get mine from judgments

[olive ferry]

Well now we know where it went

[tranquil oak]

Couple days ago a Judgment did give me Baron

A bunch of good judgments that day ngl

Wheel of Fortune has been blessing me a lot recently too, idk maybe the rng gods are just finally smiling down on their favourite degen gambler

[pallid sapphire]

you've just been using wof enough that statistically it's starting to proc

[strange meadow]

judgement??? like the yakuza karaoke song???

[wintry granite]

Hey peeps, not sure if this is cool to post or not (re: rules), but my friend made a sweet balatro daily seed website! Check it out if yall want https://balatracker.com/

[stark comet]

and it looks good on mobile too, bless

[bold thistle]

God bless custom CSS which fandom doesn't support

That means that yes, the mobile wiki experience is finally good for balatreros and balatreras everywhere

[stark comet]

after using it on my phone i can concur it's actually pretty awesome, being able to hold on the cards / packs and have them highlight is nifty

now it needs a donate button ahem ahem

[stark comet]

i think you need more gamma

[uneven edge]

my eyes are bleeding

[delicate estuary]

N

The English don't have that letter.

Ñ

[naive basalt]

why

the saturation

it's a bug

when i screenshot it always looks like that

[tranquil oak]

It’s my 5th most used tarot with 358 used

Hermit and temperance obviously #1 and #2

Death #3

And for some reason I like emperor a lot

It could be anything

[white bison]

Ditch chad or showman? 🤔 I'm thinking showman now and then chad for mime/bp

[haughty violet]

Is your computer rendering in HDR by chance?

[exotic igloo]

Showman

[naive basalt]

ye

i've fixed it

[haughty violet]

yeah the screenshots are capturing the screen in hdr so when you look at it on an sdr screen it’s blown out

you can still the hdr on the new screenshot. if it bothers you, the best option is just to disable the hdr for the screenshot and turn it back on after

[dry briar]

tru

[fiery flower]

if you have more than 5 kings at this point, you should be able to take the BS over Chad

i think

and realistically you should have more than that

[rustic radish]

Natural holographic jimbo from judgement, am i lucky or not??

[fiery flower]

of course

[ivory needle]

you do die before certificate procs

[light hare]

latro

[nova arch]

hiii

[brisk zinc]

steel deck has been solved

[half chasm]

Can anyone send me code of a match where they are Po

Po

Op

[crisp snow]

yo does anyone play balatro downloaded from 3rd party sites?

[blissful palm]

I FINALLY GOT A SOUL

[crisp snow]

i wanted to know how to install mods in em

[fluid widget]

Prolly should ask the #⚙・modding-general for that then

[crisp snow]

fair

wanted to know if anyone did it

[barren geyser]

Hi chat
So
I dont have an appendix anymore

[barren geyser]

and I'm just going to leave this without context-

Good morning folks, how are you all doing?

[spare zodiac]

im doing good

me and my appendix are chilling

idk about you tho

[gusty mulch]

That meme there

[barren geyser]

Yo, the real blueprint? Damn, cool

[barren geyser]

Is that... Spamton?

[polar pond]

The hell happened to Spamton

[brisk zinc]

interesting shop

[turbid oriole]

Rate the setup

[polar pond]

Are those all regular Brainstorm or is Cryptid doing some wacky kooky insane stuff here

[orchid raft]

I'M [SUFFERING] KRIS HELP MY [INTERNAL ORGANS] and DON'T [DONATE THEM FOR CHARITY]

[turbid oriole]

Wth

[brisk zinc]

they're normal brainstorms yea

but i got 4 at once because of cryptid

[polar pond]

And all at one dollar too

[agile cove]

switch to sock instead for chad later if you can

[spare zodiac]

lol

[turbid oriole]

I died already

[agile cove]

F

but it was good anyways

[turbid oriole]

Another one

[agile cove]

im trying to get a win on golden stake on every deck rn

never thought it would be so tedious

i've got it on 10/15 now and damn im losing my patience

[sinful cobalt]

Just had my first ever run go to the E numbers

That mime and steel joker combo is deadly

[agile cove]

you must be joking

[sinful cobalt]

This has to be a cruel joke

[remote field]

any of these worth selling for sock n buskin?

[pallid sapphire]

what's that green lil fella supposed to be

[untold narwhal]

I got one.

[remote field]

swash buckler

[hard gyro]

Man I despise gold stake

[hard gyro]

I was playing really well due to vagabond

[pallid sapphire]

yeah lil bro can go, contributes nothing

[agile cove]

pray it's a trib

not bad too

[pallid sapphire]

a few hanged mans and you win

[agile cove]

let's hope

green deck means low on money always

[pallid sapphire]

cue no hanged men ever again

[agile cove]

i just sold mail-in rebate for vagabond

and im 3$ short

XDD

[pallid sapphire]

vagabond will create a few temperances trust

[agile cove]

yeah but i couldnt get him

got too excited

sold mail

and then realised

[pallid sapphire]

oh lmao

if you sold rebate after you got canio, you should be able to savescum and get your money back

unless you already moved on

[agile cove]

nah im not savescumming

[pallid sapphire]

oh well

[agile cove]

well well well 😄

||i lived||

[barren geyser]

I feel like playing balatro

But i cant mess with my playstation rn

[daring plume]

Ante 4

[toxic gulch]

seeded?

[daring plume]

nope

[daring plume]

i'm done with the run here is the seed: FPAWCDIK

[cobalt falcon]

I didn't think that rentals matters so much... Gold stake is so annoying

Like the scores are like orange but econ build is so much important in gold

I don't like playing gold stakes, I cannot wait to finish up

[fading nest]

Is eternal egg ever worth it

[dry briar]

theres a point where you get so used to it that your brain fries and you no longer think

[cobalt falcon]

Not much only few things synergize

[dry briar]

so its good to not do it

[pallid sapphire]

ye

[dry briar]

free temperance $50 value

[pallid sapphire]

in practice you only need like 3 jokers that actually score

[dry briar]

and swasbuckler

shawhs

shawn

whatever

[pallid sapphire]

don't even need swash, egg alone has a lot of utility

[cobalt falcon]

Aside of temperance?

[pallid sapphire]

only temperance

but that alone I consider a lot of utility

$50 bombs are no joke

[cobalt falcon]

Until you build to 50 $ you play one joker down

[pallid sapphire]

like I said, in practice you only need like 3 jokers to score

[green thunder]

Wee joker fun

[pallid sapphire]

and even before egg hits $50, those $18-20+ are very strong already

[lavish marsh]

If your using egg for temperance then wouldn’t smt like gift card be better?

[pallid sapphire]

once had a run with a perished egg I just kept anyway purely for the $30 temperances

I mean it depends if you want all your eggs in one basket or not

[cobalt falcon]

Anyways I believe I read somewhere that egg might lose the eternal option

[pallid sapphire]

sometimes I like egg better cause it concentrates the money into it so I can replace jokers without losing value; other times gift card amping consumables too is nice

[cobalt falcon]

It might gain 1/100 chanches to break if not sold

[pallid sapphire]

idk where you read that cause that's the first time I've ever heard it brought up

[cobalt falcon]

LocalTrunk even commented on that

[autumn breach]

what should i replace for blueprint?

[cobalt falcon]

He looked fashinated

[pallid sapphire]

an egg with a chance to break is interesting but would be depressing

[green thunder]

Nothing but if u really want it and ur deck is solid dna

[cobalt falcon]

I'll find the post for you

[fair orbit]

Is magic trick worth taking I see Balatro university taking it but idk why

[pallid sapphire]

sometimes he takes it to amp hologram, sometimes he takes it to take the voucher out of the pool, sometimes he takes it to have something to death

usually it's the second one, but generally for ante 8 you don't really take magic trick

[fair orbit]

In a high score run in like ante 6 should I take it

I only have 3 vouchers so…

[pallid sapphire]

when does doc usually take it?

[mellow bay]

por balatro🗿 🍷

[fair orbit]

Late game but I don’t really see it coming up very often early game so idk the protocol

[stable quarry]

Someone help me pls

[pallid sapphire]

I'd probably say no, cause early you're trying to really deck fix and make money

magic trick is just gonna clog the shop hard

[pallid sapphire]

later on if you've built up some double tags you can take a voucher skip and clear out a bunch

scary

[stable quarry]

What’s the play here? (My deck is 12 heart kings in 36 card deck

Idol or oops for chad?????

[pallid sapphire]

bloodstone stinky

[stable quarry]

It’s getting me through while I’m setting up for idol

[stable quarry]

But u think it’s the best thing to sell for chad?

[lyric pulsar]

Brainstorm

[pallid sapphire]

probably drop oops

[stable quarry]

Ok

[pallid sapphire]

sure hope your deck is fixed enough to reliably use idol

[lyric pulsar]

If you had
More money it would be sell out of both bloodstone and oops and replace with blueprint Chad

[stable quarry]

Ohh

[lavish marsh]

What would be the point of nerfing egg though? If your gonna nerf an Econ isn’t there others that would be more in need of a nerf before egg? Like mail-in rebate?

[tranquil oak]

Man I love spammin 2 pairs with spare trousers early then pivoting to obelisk

Made last run a breeze

[grim prism]

ily pls dont perish

[craggy yoke]

Hi

[pulsar rose]

Guys

[lavish marsh]

Didn’t know green deck was the opposite of checkered deck lol

[cobalt falcon]

Oh bro don't ask me lol 😂 I didn't propose that change lol

But I see your point, well technically this would make Egg RNG based so no eternal sticker anymore

Imo mail need to be uncommon, is kinda too good

Potential $20 dollars x round is huge

[lavish marsh]

POV your entire deck is kings

Plus both of the +1 discard vouchers

Plus red

Deck

[cobalt falcon]

I was talking about starting situation

[lavish marsh]

Yeah I know I was just joking around

Yeah it is op in early game if u have half decent rng

[cobalt falcon]

In a standard deck is 20$ per round, with deck fixing that can be massively boosted

[timid wyvern]

Is there any news about update?

[cobalt falcon]

No date yet

[stark comet]

there will possibly be an update at some point in time™️

[cobalt falcon]

Btw I am really hating gold stake runs

They are everything but fun

I still have 13 decks to go for C+

[timid wyvern]

😭

[livid crow]

What 300 hours of this game does to you

💀💀💀💀

[timid wyvern]

only 300?

[cobalt falcon]

I am at 199 hours

I managed somehow to get the gold sticker on loyalty card joker

[livid crow]

Impossible 👀 👀 👀

[cobalt falcon]

Wdym bro?

[livid crow]

you won with loyalty card? 😅 howwww

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah 😅

[pulsar rose]

Rip the build

[cobalt falcon]

I kinda had a good build already so I thought I'd calculate the right timing for loyalty card

And worked lol

[livid crow]

I applaud your efforts to get that loyalt card gold stake 👏🏻

pat on the back

[cobalt falcon]

It was kinda a very risky decision ngl

[subtle hamlet]

hey that's my cousin

tell him I said hi

[pulsar rose]

Will do o7

[cobalt falcon]

Does dusk look bad only to me?

Retriggering only last hand is kinda BS

[livid crow]

pair it with seltzer and sockin buskin maybe

could work with lucky card synergy 🤔

[haughty panther]

i think uhhh the game is telling me something

[cobalt falcon]

It does but is kinda unnecessary bro

Who reaches last hand?

[distant tiger]

hola papus

[livid crow]

to be fair if you play everything right, you can get a highscore with just 2-3 without entering last hand

[lavish marsh]

Finally got all five legendarys in my collection

[distant tiger]

viva balatro

[livid crow]

but its not to say dusk doesnt have a purpose tho

even if its not a good one

😐

[cobalt falcon]

Noice

[sharp mortar]

I BEAT THE VIOLET VESSEL ON MY SWITCH!

[cobalt falcon]

First time? 🎊

[sharp mortar]

YEP!!

This was my joker deck

The party joker had a 4.75x

[livid crow]

get telescope voucher and thge highscore flames will rise 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[cobalt falcon]

Grats man, the synergy is not off the charts but important thing is that it worked

[grim prism]

You gotta have a print screen button somewhere in there.. If not, win shift s.

[cobalt falcon]

I kinda have some favourite setups by now

So I go for those and pivot my hands accordingly

[mystic owl]

здарова англоговорящие игроки дуракофлайн

[cobalt falcon]

I agree

[grim prism]

Real

[spring sphinx]

Gosh should i take it

Guaranteed xmult of 1.8 but idk

Not for the chips thats for sure

[grim prism]

sihwksqowkajak

[spring sphinx]

Maybe shortcut? But then it’ll limit my ability to do straights

[grim prism]

sishiahsjsja

Je parle un peu de francais parce que j'etudie a l'ecole.

You feel me?

[brisk zinc]

will i get x100

[grim prism]

Yes, Amanda. You will.

I believe in u

[cobalt falcon]

You don't need ancient joker with straights

[grim prism]

DonT, i fw u heavy man

u the man

[untold narwhal]

Chat, should I post Pokemon TF art?

[grim prism]

no

[cobalt falcon]

Ancient joker synergize with flushes

[grim prism]

why would u post Pokemon The Fuck art

[grim prism]

u just ignored my message, Don. I dont appreciate that

[untold narwhal]

Transformation, not The Fuck. Your opinion is invalid, then invalidated even harder because BT is ballin.

[cobalt falcon]

I didn't bro, I didn't know what to answer 😅

[grim prism]

say u fw me back

[grim prism]

ballin? like balls?

[cobalt falcon]

I don't really fw people 🙄

[grim prism]

U know im special Don

✌🏻

[cobalt falcon]

Lmao if you say so

[hybrid kettle]

My irl voice

[slow pier]

hello!!

[hybrid kettle]

hi!

[slow pier]

how are you?

[brisk zinc]

close

[hybrid kettle]

goog

[cobalt falcon]

Nice, 18 seconds of my life in the trash

[slow pier]

that’s great!

[cobalt falcon]

I think I'll give up playing Balatro on my mobile too

Too much effort to get C++ on two places

[slow pier]

real

[cobalt falcon]

I am hating getting it on PS5

[slow pier]

then don’t 😭

[cobalt falcon]

I love balatro but C++ is so annoying

[slow pier]

then don’t go for it

[cobalt falcon]

Nope bro, I'll get it only on PS5 and I'll play on my mobile white stakes for fun

[slow pier]

sounds good!

[molten umbra]

Shit shit shit shit shit

[cobalt falcon]

Put too much effort to leave my C++ achievement incomplete

I'd feel bad about it

[slow pier]

just take breaks; that’s how I did it

[molten umbra]

I asked you for only a barón or a mime.

[molten umbra]

😭😭

everything has come to an end...

[cobalt falcon]

If I take a break I'll shift to another game, I know myself bro

[slow pier]

it sounds like you aren’t having fun with the game

[cobalt falcon]

On gold stakes not, I admit it

For the rest, I totally love balatro

[slow pier]

why are gamer guys like this

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧐

[pallid sapphire]

gaming addict

[hybrid kettle]

my irl voice

[slow pier]

people forget it’s just a game

[cobalt falcon]

Well I don't know about others but myself I am very resilient when I want to complete something

[lavish marsh]

Bruh ain’t no way joker is more powerful then my droll joker lol

[pallid sapphire]

fr

[slow pier]

me when I remember I don’t have to get C++ asap

[cobalt falcon]

When you move to doing C++ you accept that is no longer a game only

[slow pier]

yes it is

[cobalt falcon]

Requires effort

[slow pier]

gold stake always requires effort

[pallid sapphire]

not at all, I got my current progress for C++ just playing for fun

[slow pier]

good luck on the last few jokers

[cobalt falcon]

Yup and effort makes people choose, some people give up because effort is not fun

[slow pier]

it takes a lot more

especially the last 5 or so

[slow pier]

effort is fun

and rewarding

it feels amazing to be competent at this game

[cobalt falcon]

Is rewarding only for me, not fun

[haughty panther]

do we take devil or temperance ($18) Yorick in the middle btw

[slow pier]

why even play the game if you aren’t having fun bro😭😭

maybe you should move on to another game

[haughty panther]

making gold kings or more kings in general

[pallid sapphire]

is that quintuplets reference I see

[cobalt falcon]

Absolutely but being competent doesn't necessarily mean you have fun on higher levels

[slow pier]

I give up

[cobalt falcon]

On gold stake you need to do whatever it takes to win or you lose lol

[slow pier]

yeah but that’s fun; it’s a strategy game

[cobalt falcon]

On white stake you can experiment

That fun for me

[cobalt falcon]

Different pow bro, you are not wrong, and I am not wrong either

[slow pier]

[cobalt falcon]

I don't want for you to take this conversation in the wrong way, I wasn't implying that I am right or anything like that, as a matter of fact I think that your approach is more correct than mine

But unfortunately not everyone feels like effort is fun, I don't

But when I set myself to something you can't stop me, if I am getting C++, I am getting it, fun or not fun

[lofty agate]

im scared guys

[cobalt falcon]

Why?

[haughty panther]

its a job application

[lofty agate]

job application☠🙏

[vernal tartan]

least surprising thing all week

jimbo op

[subtle cove]

Someone completed this game in 12 mins

[cobalt falcon]

Yes hackers

[lofty agate]

all 100%?

collection, stakes...

[cobalt falcon]

12 minutes is really slow, a better hacker could probably do it in 3-4 minutes

Is enough to get:
Autowin
All negative jokers
Run all stakes will probably take 2-3 seconds x round, only bosses

And you get C+ and C++ in no time

[subtle cove]

1000g so everything

[hard gyro]

It's a card game

Not a strategy game

You could say strategy is a subgenre

[slow pier]

it’s a strategy game masquerading as a card game lol

[cobalt falcon]

Well some strategy is involved in balatro

[slow pier]

some?

[hard gyro]

Yeah some

[haughty panther]

when we finna have an official wiki page for balatro

[hard gyro]

Strategy isn't the main theme of balatro

[haughty panther]

🥀

[slow pier]

dr. spectred literally got C++ without losing

[hard gyro]

After Gta 6

[hard gyro]

Everyone has lost at least once

[slow pier]

almost every seed is winnable if you play your cards right

[hard gyro]

There is a luck mechanic aswell it's not 100% strategy or it wouldn't have been a roguelike in the first place lol

[cobalt falcon]

I'd say balatro is more about knowledge than strategy

[orchid raft]

you know it´s bad when you HAVE to put the mult multiplier joker behind all of them 😭

[cobalt falcon]

But some strat is involved for sure

[slow pier]

WHAT DOES THAT MEANNN😭😭😭

[slow pier]

why am I arguing with people who don’t even know what I’m talking about

[hard gyro]

The plant is coming for you

And the head aswell

[cobalt falcon]

It means that seeds are prebuilt

[hard gyro]

What does that even mean

[cobalt falcon]

They are not random 100% so you know the seed, you win

[slow pier]

and what does that mean

[slow pier]

this is becoming more true by the second

[brisk bone]

blue print brain storm in shop back to bavk??? wow

[hard gyro]

Seeds are generated as soon as you click on start so it it's random lol

[brisk bone]

guys who do i sell

[hard gyro]

Nothing

Just don't

[brisk bone]

blood stone or constatation

[nocturne sundial]

A skilled player can sail any gold stake deck to Ante 8, to bemoan it's all circumstance is a cope

[brisk bone]

constellation *

[slow pier]

constellation

[brisk bone]

tbat would be stupid

[hard gyro]

What's constellian on?

[slow pier]

exactly

[brisk bone]

like 2 somthing

[slow pier]

people who think otherwise are simply unskilled

[brisk bone]

not very much

[hard gyro]

Yeah sell it

[slow pier]

and it’s a coping mechanism

[orchid raft]

thank you god, ggs

[strange meadow]

it may not be the most efficient way to play but i really like flush runs

[cobalt falcon]

Is random but if you replay it, your chances of winning increase because you "know" what's coming

[hard gyro]

What deck

[orchid raft]

Green

im speedruning green rn

[slow pier]

what even is ur point like why did you bring this up

[nocturne sundial]

It's just like FTL: Faster Than Light, the developers intended that even the most skilled player would only come out on top (in standard play) 10% of the time even if they made all the right choices, only for Streamers to go on 100+ hard mode win streaks, it's all about leaning into the cards you're given

[slow pier]

yeah

[cobalt falcon]

The part of the "knowledge" being involved in the game

[slow pier]

people lose because they are too stubborn to take bad cards

[hard gyro]

You said all seeds are prebulit indicating that balatro doesn't have a seed generator that is active 24/7

[slow pier]

how is that tangential to my point at all

[hard gyro]

If all seeds were truly prebulit and all runs are scripted then balatro isn't a roguelike

[nocturne sundial]

When you start a run you generate the seed

The seed isn't just sitting around waiting to come off the shelf

[hard gyro]

Yep

Exactly

[cobalt falcon]

Ok let me ask you this then

[slow pier]

shoot

[cobalt falcon]

Would you be able to win a gold stake run with shops generated on the moment?

[hard gyro]

Absolutely

[slow pier]

what does that even mean

[hard gyro]

You work with what you get

[slow pier]

oh I get it

[hard gyro]

That's what a roguelike is you gotta adapt to a certain playstyle

[cobalt falcon]

It means that shops on runs are made made in order to find some synergy at some point

[slow pier]

that’s basically how the game normally works if you don’t check the seed lol

[nocturne sundial]

If you're playing a seed for the first time, it functionally is like this.

So yes.

[slow pier]

what?????

that’s not how the game works

[orchid raft]

Visa premiun aaah

[slow pier]

is it????

[cobalt falcon]

If shops would be generated on the moment, you would have way less chances to find I build that works

[hard gyro]

Bro seeds get generated as soon as you click on start

[slow pier]

the game doesn’t have directly mentioned synergies

that’s the whole design philosophy

[hard gyro]

Yes

Syngeries can be anything

[cobalt falcon]

Yes but seeds are studied to have synergy

[slow pier]

the developer didn’t go okay put these two jokers in the same seed because they work well together

[slow pier]

do you just straight up not know how this game works

[hard gyro]

People really tend to overcomplicate roguelike/roguelite games when the concept is rather really simple to understand

[nocturne sundial]

I think Don is explaining from the point of view of someone who plays a Gold Stake seed multiple times, map out which Jokers are where behind [X] amount of rerolls, and build a path forward from there, is that fair to say @cobalt falcon ?
He's asking if we can just big Jimbo energy through a Gold Stake sight unseen

[cobalt falcon]

Thank you!

[slow pier]

you can win without peeking at the seed lol

I don’t give eeffoc

[nocturne sundial]

The answer is yes because my IQ is 300 and I am 6'ft with blue eyes, I can do anything

[slow pier]

if this game weren’t a strategy game, it wouldn’t be possible to get C++ with neither any losses nor seed-peeking

yet that is possible

[cobalt falcon]

If shops where generated at the moment I think most people would insta lose

[slow pier]

they essentially are if you don’t seed-peek

and most people do lose lol

[nocturne sundial]

I won't lie to you, it's hard, I won't pretend I'm some savant who can pull any win out of thin air, but I have about 300 hours in the game and I've never seed peeked at all

[cobalt falcon]

They are not, they are programmed to have synergy

[slow pier]

NO THEY ARENT

how would that even work

[nocturne sundial]

Don you keep saying that the seeds have natural cohesion within themselves but they don't, it's pure random

[cobalt falcon]

Ok 🤷

[slow pier]

where are you getting your information from?

like who told you this is how the game works

[nocturne sundial]

Like, the game isn't maticiously deciding
"Okay, we'll give him a Hanging Chad here, and then in exactly 2 shops we'll give him a Photograph"
It's all happenstance

[slow pier]

yeah

[cobalt falcon]

From seeing mapping, is obvious that you will find something that "saves the run"

[slow pier]

brotha

this is the biggest cope I’ve ever seen

[nocturne sundial]

Well yeah, there's a finite amount of Jokers, statistically speaking you will happen upon one or two that will save you

[slow pier]

and it doesn’t always happen too

[orchid raft]

I started yesterday

[nocturne sundial]

Based

[slow pier]

if you spend correctly and use what you are given, you will win a lot more

[cobalt falcon]

Ok then you get on first shop, duo and trio

[slow pier]

the whole game or green deck?

[orchid raft]

green deck

[sick oar]

green deck is cool.

i tend to like green deck.

[slow pier]

that’s a very bad seed because you will be able to afford neither or those lmao

[slow pier]

good job!

[cobalt falcon]

So get out of the situation

[orchid raft]

I started playing about 2 months ago, I have like 200 hours

[slow pier]

open the buffoon pack guarenteed on the first shop

[cobalt falcon]

No guaranteed buffon pack

Is totally random

[sick oar]

I usually look for skip on first blind.

[slow pier]

yes guaranteed buffoon pack

YOU ACTUALLY DONT KNOW HOW THE GAME WORKS😭😭😭

[nocturne sundial]

After I cleared Gold Stake on every deck I made this tier list

[slow pier]

there is always a buffoon pack on your first shop

[sick oar]

Kill royal i highly agree with your objectively perfect catergory.

[nocturne sundial]

[slow pier]

checkered goes in the bin

[cobalt falcon]

That's right, because that's how is PROGRAMMED

[slow pier]

…

[nocturne sundial]

[sick oar]

Painted deck needs to be a teir higher lmao.

[slow pier]

that’s like, the only exception

[cobalt falcon]

If you say so

[slow pier]

why are you conspiracy posting about how the game works😭

[sick oar]

hold on ima go make my own tierlist.

[cobalt falcon]

I am not conspiracy posting lol

[slow pier]

you are

[cobalt falcon]

You are saying that seeds are random, I say they are not

Some seeds push you to play HC

[shadow canyon]

My biggest wee

[slow pier]

despite all the evidence that’s not the case

[cobalt falcon]

Some are good for straights

[sick oar]

Royal may you pass me the link to the website?

[slow pier]

because that’s just how some seeds are?????????????

this HAS to be rage bait

[cobalt falcon]

Some are good for flushes

[slow pier]

I refuse to believe otherwise

[cobalt falcon]

Some are good for 4oak 5oak

[slow pier]

I refuse to engage in this buffoonery

any longer

[cobalt falcon]

Don't then 😅 I noticed this by simply playing

That I would find "certain jokers" that pushed me towards a specific hand

[lament kindle]

this is ragebait

[cobalt falcon]

Ragebait for? I am pretty good at the game, but that's the way it is for me 😅

[lament kindle]

well of course its just a seed

its gonna give you some jokers one time some other jokers some other time

[slow pier]

pls don’t engage

[lament kindle]

ye ur right

[slow pier]

how’s ur day going?

[shadow canyon]

Me when I lose a easy winnable white stack because I was to greedy

[lament kindle]

good dude

[nocturne sundial]

Some seeds push you into a high card build....randomly!

[slow pier]

sickkk

[lament kindle]

have u played deltarune chapters 3 and 4 yet

[slow pier]

I’m still on two!!

[cobalt falcon]

If you say so

[slow pier]

my pc is apart so I can’t play :/

[lament kindle]

yee i want to replay it before 3 and 4

my friend says its really hard tho

[slow pier]

I beat spamton neo first try somehow

[nocturne sundial]

I had that same satchel from high school through end of college
I just finished my fourth year of teaching and finally retired it

[slow pier]

no wayyy

[nocturne sundial]

Literally falling apart

[slow pier]

the trendhim one?

[lament kindle]

man i played it a long time ago i cant wait to replay it

[slow pier]

it’s extremely fun go for it

I’m just stuck on queen currently

[lament kindle]

have you played undertale tho

[slow pier]

yesss, neutral route only a couple years ago

I ought to replay it

[lament kindle]

u didnt do pacifst or geno?

[nocturne sundial]

It's mildly time consuming, true pacifist necessitates 2 full runs

[bronze plover]

Should I get Dusk?

[slow pier]

nah, I was like 16 at the time and was playing it like a traditional RPG, getting frustrated at the dialogue and stuff

[lament kindle]

ohh yeah

i mean listen

[nocturne sundial]

[slow pier]

idk what I was doing lol, I killed toriel

:(

[lament kindle]

its the first story based game that i actually payed attention to

[nocturne sundial]

It's worth for another re-trigger but it would be at the cost of one of the reasons you'd want to retrigger, probably not

[slow pier]

I pay way more attention in DELTARUNE

[lament kindle]

it was pretty hard going from competing in Fortnite and playing cs to undertale

but holy shit it was peak

[slow pier]

ahhh I remember fortnite

[lament kindle]

it was actually life changing

[slow pier]

chapter one

was peak childhood for me

[lament kindle]

same dude

on my ps4

[nocturne sundial]

This conversation is aging me, I think I'm going to turn to dust

[slow pier]

lol

[lament kindle]

please don't

[slow pier]

I’m about to start college

is it fire?

[ember root]

Fucked up that Fortnite is considered childhood for some

[nocturne sundial]

I'm 27, hearing someone say Deltarune Chapter 1 was their childhood was a blow I didn't need today

[ember root]

😰

[lament kindle]

Fortnite chapter 1

2017

[nocturne sundial]

o

[lament kindle]

unc

[slow pier]

unc status🤓☝️

[lament kindle]

was literally 8 when it released

[nocturne sundial]

I started student teaching in classrooms in 2017, it was funny because when I was a freshman in college I taught in a 3rd grade classroom & everyone loved Fornite and Roblox
Then I went to a middle school classroom next semester, everyone loved Fortnite and Roblox
Then a high school next semester, everyone loved Fortnite and Roblox
2017-2020+ it crossed generations

[slow pier]

I took french 1 this year and all the freshmen called me old

[cobalt falcon]

Great, wish you luck, not sure if is it fire or not I did my school in Italy and is definitely not the same

[nocturne sundial]

What part of Italy?

[slow pier]

I need to learn Italian

[nocturne sundial]

Mama mia

[ember root]

man.

[lament kindle]

the one

where jojo is

[nocturne sundial]

[cobalt falcon]

My place is called Gallipoli is a little town but very well known for summer vacations

[coarse halo]

jojo

[lament kindle]

Such an italian name

makes me think its in Italy

[hard gyro]

Lol

[slow pier]

shocking

[hard gyro]

Best mega buffoon pack ever

[lament kindle]

wow

[lament kindle]

sneaky photochad in the pocket

[slow pier]

photo chad

[ember root]

Oh boy, egg and greedy joker

[cobalt falcon]

Drone pic of Gallipoli

[nocturne sundial]

I once long distance dated a girl from Luino for a year+

[slow pier]

gli

[ember root]

Oh that looks calm

[cobalt falcon]

I posted another one, the quality on the last one was shit lol

Yeah but aside summer is a dead place

[lament kindle]

imagine being a girl kisser

[slow pier]

yeah sounds gay

[nocturne sundial]

[lament kindle]

*only a girl kisser

is what i meant

[ember root]

Yeah ha ha imagine

[slow pier]

who could imagine such a thing

[lament kindle]

I have to you know

[slow pier]

I have to you know

syntax confusing

[lament kindle]

i have to, you know

[cobalt falcon]

I gave up on finding the right girl lol

[slow pier]

OHHHH

[grim prism]

Hi.

[slow pier]

that’s what you keant

[lament kindle]

yes

[slow pier]

shiny baron

[grim prism]

✌🏻

wsp

[slow pier]

hi gang

[lament kindle]

hi gang

[slow pier]

:3

[grim prism]

ho gang

[lament kindle]

;3

[grim prism]

i nean hi

[slow pier]

:3

[grim prism]

bro

i cant type

im eatong

[lament kindle]

i got out twinked

[slow pier]

mange

[lament kindle]

😦

[slow pier]

get owned librel

[grim prism]

ouu

oui

[glass finch]

second shop, ancient, bloodstone and sock

[slow pier]

mangant

I mean

mangeant

[grim prism]

absolute stinker that

[lament kindle]

open the spectral and get blank

[hard gyro]

A soul in that spectral fr

[lament kindle]

yee

its calling your name

[glass finch]

sell sock, buy the card pack and reroll twice

[grim prism]

SO CALL OUT MY NAAAAAME

[slow pier]

first shop spectral
take it over buffoon
no immolate or trance
☹️

[lament kindle]

stinky little boy... open me

[slow pier]

what

[lament kindle]

what

[slow pier]

quoi

[hard gyro]

That buffoon could've had a negative blueprint for sure

[ember root]

No don't sell Sock

[slow pier]

I prefer immolate start tbh

[glass finch]

😈

[uneven edge]

bloodstone thinks hes apart of the team

open that spectral

[lament kindle]

i prefer you

[slow pier]

woah

[ember root]

No Immolate ;<

[grim prism]

Bye

[lament kindle]

bye

[slow pier]

chills bro

[uneven edge]

we do NOT need bloodstone here

[slow pier]

you*

[glass finch]

there is no we

i need it caus im ass at the game ok

[lament kindle]

nuh uh

[glass finch]

protection

[uneven edge]

what protection

[lament kindle]

i believe in u

[uneven edge]

you have ancient joker

[slow pier]

thou dost’nt have a necesity for the stone of sanguine substance

[hard gyro]

Perfectly balanced

[glass finch]

just in case :)

[uneven edge]

AJ is protection enough 😭

[uneven edge]

its just holding a joker slot

its actually anti protection if you think about it

[slow pier]

deer librels…

hia hai hi hiii :3

[glass finch]

that would require me to think and i wont be doing that

[lament kindle]

unseeded btw

[uneven edge]

bloodstone requires you to think more

[glass finch]

nuh uh

[lament kindle]

and i didn't get my naneinf

[slow pier]

no brainstorm mod or?

[hard gyro]

Is this normal?

[slow pier]

no

[lament kindle]

no mod mobile

[slow pier]

sick seed then

[pallid sapphire]

do you regularly go beyond ante 8

[hard gyro]

I am not addicted to photochad

[hard gyro]

I do

[lament kindle]

very

[slow pier]

bro try more strategies

do you just reset until you get one of those two

like how do you get stats like that I’m curious

[agile zenith]

Hey chat whats up

[hard gyro]

I once tried the vagabond strategy and the baseball startegy

[lament kindle]

wait watch mine

[pallid sapphire]

that's why it looks so skewed lol

[slow pier]

sick twitter name

[slow pier]

once

[lament kindle]

beautiful

[agile zenith]

Thx ^^

[uneven edge]

jump scare

[pallid sapphire]

These are ante 8 only stats

[agile zenith]

Photochad brainrot

[lament kindle]

x

[hard gyro]

I never find baron bro

[slow pier]

I forgot some people don’t gold stake

[slow pier]

x the everything app

[tacit prawn]

I'm 19 now and now i will force everyone to play balatro

[glass finch]

where do you even get to this page

[agile zenith]

When are we getting y the nothing app

[slow pier]

stats

[hard gyro]

Idk how I never find baron but I just dont

[slow pier]

tomorrow

[agile zenith]

Yippie

[lament kindle]

lock children in basement make them play balatro, i will.

[slow pier]

elon did the x jump and then announced it

[sick oar]

Scoring naneinf sets highest. Played in stats to 0? Wtf.

[agile zenith]

Btw i got a late game soul

[pallid sapphire]

yes

naneinf isn't a number

[agile zenith]

Unironically the best hit would be chicot lol

[hard gyro]

That was my baseball strategy on orange stake

[slow pier]

how many of you guys don’t play good stake and just play white for high scores?

[sick oar]

well fair.

[pallid sapphire]

goated

[hard gyro]

What's good stake

[pallid sapphire]

gold*

[agile zenith]

Thats what im doing rn lolz

[slow pier]

oops

gold

[sick oar]

I finished them so i just go white now.

[slow pier]

teehee

[pallid sapphire]

I've never played white for a high score yet lol

[hard gyro]

Unacceptable

[agile zenith]

I only play evil stake

[slow pier]

ye same

roffle viewers

[hard gyro]

I only play white stake for seeded runs

Nothing else really

[lament kindle]

pixel do you dabble in femboyism

[sick oar]

Roffle veiwers?

[hard gyro]

Me

[lament kindle]

because i want to start

[slow pier]

love white stake

[lament kindle]

but idk how

[slow pier]

ya

it’s fun

[sick oar]

Whats a roffle dude.

[slow pier]

and gets me a lot of money

[lament kindle]

i heard

[hard gyro]

Hey folks and today we are back again with more gold stake balatro

[uneven edge]

whar

[slow pier]

youtube/streamer guy

[sick oar]

Ohhh

[lament kindle]

i didn't hear that

[slow pier]

shhhh

[sick oar]

I only play white stake after finishing all stakes so. I guess ima roffle.

[slow pier]

you’dn’t hear it from me