🎙・server-chat

[dry briar]

xmult goes next

[keen hazel]

I wanna say splash

[dry briar]

if you have enough kings then i think baron would be good

[keen hazel]

Idk what your deck looks like but splash feels like a weak link

[keen hazel]

Also this^

[dry briar]

sounds fun

[pseudo cave]

The run recently started

I have nothing

[dry briar]

oh

the baron will come back later so dont worry about it

[keen crystal]

sell splash

[keen hazel]

Then skip on baron I wanna say

[keen crystal]

mango mango mango mango

[pseudo cave]

Maybe you right

[keen hazel]

It’s not going to do much other than force you to sacrifice hand space trying to hold on to kings

I’ve had plenty of dead runs because I try to make early baron work

[dry briar]

id you are a streamer it will come back whenever you are talking about it

if you arent then i dont know

[dry briar]

very true

[pseudo cave]

Thanks

[keen crystal]

delete the game

[dry briar]

if you dont have a good enough starting mult then baron doesnt really do that good

[pseudo cave]

Maybe

[dry briar]

keep the game brotha

[pseudo cave]

[dry briar]

enjoy your own likings

[hoary kernel]

i like rainbows :)

[brisk zinc]

pride month build

[strange meadow]

anaglyph run

[hoary kernel]

✊

[strange meadow]

entering ante three with a flush level of 11

[strange meadow]

hell yeah

[zealous kernel]

Balatro pride month update

[hoary kernel]

hex runner + lucky wheel on supernova + natural poly fist + invisible

dont mind troubadour u

[zealous kernel]

That’s actually a pretty funny build idea, just try to get your entire deck and jokers polychrome

[strange meadow]

"its pride month jimbo"

[zealous kernel]

Exactly

Can wheel of fortune proc on already editioned cards?

[strange meadow]

no

[zealous kernel]

Awww

[strange meadow]

yep

holo, foil, and negative cards cant be wheel'd

[zealous kernel]

Otherwise you could just perkeo wheel of fortune and keep spamming that until you get full poly jokers

Then just perkeo death for the poly cards

[strange meadow]

but youd also likely get foils or holos

[hoary kernel]

i call this one the dark alleyway

[zealous kernel]

We love a little gambling

[shy dove]

but imagine if you could (it wouldnt be that good)

[sharp mortar]

Hey y'all!

[pseudo cave]

Me too

[slim junco]

Anything but texting me back 😭🙏

[daring citrus]

kill him

[slim junco]

Meh (dude no)

[spark glen]

p

[ornate scaffold]

ah yes my favorite blind

the void

[quartz stag]

wiw

[quiet junco]

I would've been mad about this(I already have Luchador with no sticker,) but should I just get chicot the orange sticker

[magic swan]

technically

if i were to made an Ass Hand (A single Ace and a pair of 5s)

what would the base mult and chips will be

[slim junco]

Yes you should

[left tundra]

20x2

[magic swan]

fair

[mental kelp]

Is Valorant x Balatro is too hot of a garbage collab?

I found that Valo has some really good attention to details and slick designs in their cosmetics

[quick tulip]

putting valo and balatro in the same sentence should be illegal💔 🥀

[mental kelp]

I'm just curious what is usually the scope of the games balo collabs with?

Only indie?

[quick tulip]

wait there is a video of the games they had a collab with

https://youtu.be/8b_IQsAdABU?feature=shared

[quick tulip]

@mental kelp

[sick silo]

what do i sell for sock

i needa win gold stake please help

[sick silo]

SHUT UP
IM THIS CLOSE TO WINNING
IF I JINX THIS ISTG

[near yew]

sell photo for scholar

[viral goblet]

Is there a way to contact anyone regarding a website that is just straightup stealing Balatro and made the game a webbrowser game?

[near yew]

obviously +4 is better than +2

and +20 chips

just think about it

[viral goblet]

I don't want to DM mods or ping someone so I hope to get some sort of an answer

[sick silo]

FUCK

I HATE THIS GAME

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[pallid sapphire]

why, did you flub?

[near yew]

how did you choke on this dexk

the plant

im calling it

[pallid sapphire]

the plant for a finisher blind 💔

(that's ante 8)

[wise plaza]

Finally ante 30 ecto, had sixth sense from ante 8 to 20 and didn't get it.

[near yew]

how

[viral goblet]

Is this seeded?

[pallid sapphire]

No I mean he can't be planted cause it's ante 8

[near yew]

oh

right ok

[sick silo]

YES
FUCK CRIMSON HEART

[pallid sapphire]

what come on

did crimson heart flip flop between yorick and photo

that would be hilarious

[sick silo]

YES

[pallid sapphire]

LMAO

I was gonna say that but decided not to

every single bad prediction I made today has come true

[sick silo]

I WAS THIS CLOSE

WHY DIDNT YOU HIT DRUNKARD

[pallid sapphire]

happened to me once on plasma

heart flip flopped between my brainstorm and stuntman like it was taunting me

[wise plaza]

Unseeded

[viral goblet]

DAMN

[sick silo]

WHY DIDNT YOU HIT DRUNKARD YOU STUPID FUCK
I WAS ALREADY OUT OF DISCARDS

[sick silo]

AND ANOTHER THING
WASTEFUL OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED DIDNT SHOW UP AT ALL

[pallid sapphire]

balala gods be like "woe upon ye"

[sick silo]

im gonna kill the balatro god myself via strangling him with my chromebook charger

hes fucking hated me everytime i do stakes above purple stake

before checkered deck i was doing diamond deck orange stake and he fucking hated me there

after i beat gold stake im going back to yellow deck to fucking kill it twice

[blissful temple]

Chat is ante 30 rare

I can easily get to 32 probably

What happens if you go on negative hand sizes with ecto?

[sick silo]

NEW SOUL????
I MIGHT BE BACK
WHAT DO I SELL

[tranquil oak]

Blue Joker

You are already making it weaker by cutting cards from your deck with trading card

[tranquil oak]

You die the next blind

[sick silo]

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

[tranquil oak]

Now you just gotta find a Sock and Buskin or Hanging Chad

Keep making kings and queens with death and spectrals (cryptid or the one that makes enhanced face cards)

Should have the run in the bag if you can deckfix a bit

[sick silo]

i lost

the needle

[tranquil oak]

Oof

[blissful temple]

Why, I can just use cryptid to spawn in 10 kings and troubadour + (other cards)

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 💪

[tranquil oak]

You automatically lose the next blind if you go into negative hand size with ectos, you do not have the opportunity to do anything

Just auto death

Someone on reddit earlier posted a vid of them hitting some crazy e number with a bunch of negative hit the roads, they auto lost the next blind

[blissful temple]

What if I stay at hand size one permanently

[tranquil oak]

Doesn’t matter

[blissful temple]

And use cryptid

???

Wym lmao

[tranquil oak]

The moment you make your hand size negative you lose next blind

No way around it

[blissful temple]

You need only one hand size to survive cause you can use cryptid

Yes

As long as I don't go below 1 I'm fine

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[blissful temple]

That means I can keep stacking troubadours and size jokers

Forever

This is doable

With invis joker on perkeo

Extremely rare but this is possible

To get infinite jokers

Plasma deck + perkeo + sixth sense joker

[fleet glade]

you want infinite jokers?

there's an easier way

[brisk zinc]

evil boss blind

[tranquil oak]

@blissful temple this is what ai says, not sure on the accuracy of it

[stable isle]

she on my till I

[polar pond]

I was just 200 chips away from winning with painted deck

I'm gonna cry

[left glade]

whats the name of this mod?

[shy inlet]

think that's the Cryptid mod

[shy inlet]

well, parts of it, like the Waluigi joker, are.

[slim junco]

[raw cave]

[smoky perch]

yeah thats cryptid

[turbid sphinx]

what would happen in this case

[glad oriole]

this ai fucking sucks ngl

[turbid sphinx]

would blueprint 1 copy blueprint 2 that copies blueprint 3 that alsos copying blueprint 4 and its copying blueprint 5 that is copying gros michel

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[turbid sphinx]

+90 mult

[tranquil oak]

If it turned into a Cavendish and you copied it with 5 blueprint it would be x729 mult

[left glade]

it seems good

[tranquil oak]

That much mult would nuke verdent without selling anything

[glad oriole]

shortest jens almanac joker description

[wise plaza]

That was one of my most sketchy naneinf runs;

• Ante 1-8 : Got mime, baron, 2x brainstorm, blueprint, antimatter, retcon looked like the smoothest run
• Ante 8-20 : sixth sense trying for ecto, no ecto had to get DNA to continue
• Ante 20-24 : needed to swap DNA for at ante 24 bean and jump to boss because still no ecto
• Ante 24-30 : small fixing as I couldn't DNA long enough, not until ante 31 did I get the eckto, had to pass on burglar many times
• Ante 31 : found burglar just before running out of boss reroll safety money

[left glade]

i'm going to disable the cryptposting

its confuse

[nova shore]

uh

[left glade]

but i playing cryptid

[nova shore]

why you installed that?

[left glade]

You say to me installed

[nova shore]

its like the more senseless mods

[nova shore]

i said cryptid, not cryposting

[dire canyon]

Finally beat my first gold stake run, lucky cat carried at like 10× mult

[mortal crown]

Balatro Balatrez bro

[hybrid violet]

what are the chances of this

[left glade]

i'm playing with missing no

😭

?

i love cryptid

[quiet junco]

you now have an orange sticker for me

my second best for the legendaries

[near yew]

welcome back geronimo stilton

[left glade]

cryptid?

[unreal aurora]

Guys I'm scared I have no clue what to do now

[pulsar rose]

Yeah, you could say I’m pretty strong.

[green tide]

oh yeah

7/15

[sinful stirrup]

the sock dream

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/14346656813195935978/518492109EB14C521700A133A10BE700DEA822D6/

[unreal aurora]

WTF IS THIS SEED

[hearty epoch]

yooo mythical 3 Legend seed

[unreal aurora]

Yeah I'm trying to see how far I can take this rn

My deck is pretty stacked for clubs rn and I have boss reroll

So I think I'm sticking with flushes

[pallid hawk]

ive been selling jokers to buy new ones because i misread black deck as -1 joker slot bruh☠️

[prime nova]

Another unusual run (Ghost Deck, Gold Stake)

• triple Bootstraps
• polychrome Runner (+270 chips)
• Lucky Cat (X1, unfortunately)
• Bull
• Baseball Card

[strange meadow]

anaglyph run

i have 7 cards, 10 joker slots, five of them are negative

i just got 6 more negative tags

this run might go nuts

[hearty epoch]

full neg? sounds insane! I’m in

[strange meadow]

bit of a new problem, not getting any jokers jn the shops to use tags on

[tranquil oak]

Found a bloodstone early this run and finally got blessed with the oops on ante 6

[strange meadow]

niiice

[tranquil oak]

Smiley Face and Scary Face with a polychrome chad got me by till then

[unreal aurora]

I'm starting to like abandoned deck

[tranquil oak]

Ride the Bus always clutch in it

Hmm, I’m debating taking an ecto but idk if I’ll be able to make flushes consistently enough

[pallid hawk]

guess who accidentally played high card on the mouth.....

photochad rebate brainstorm trading card AND bloodstone and i threw

[strange meadow]

unfortunately the jokers werent enough to get past ante 10

but ee win

black stakes on cards i otherwise never really use so thats fun

anyways its time for the fun part, texture packs yet again

[honest thorn]

If you start an erratic deck run with 12 aces should you still do four of a kind or can you do five of a kind?

[strange meadow]

five of a kind sounds better tbh

[honest thorn]

Ok

[strange meadow]

i think with the base number of discards n hands you get with your draws youre guaranteed a five-kind eventually for most decks

it might be the last hand you play but itll come guaranteed eventually

[honest thorn]

Nice, it's ante 1 round 2 and I already have a planet x

[left glade]

cryptid

its 2050 pair jokers

[tranquil oak]

Took an eternal cartomancer, gave me a wheel of fortune, made itself polychrome

Very nice

Also took an eternal egg cus I want juicy temperance value later on

[slim junco]

Silly

[hearty epoch]

we love the morbid joker lmao

[toxic gulch]

this should be in off topic or sum

[left glade]

i think no, its a server chat, no a balatro-only-chat

[wintry patrol]

there is a #⚙・modding-general

[left glade]

makes sense

[toxic gulch]

rule 11

read

[left glade]

but i thought its can be say it in server-caht

but ok

[toxic gulch]

@left glade also there is a dedicated cryptid server

[tranquil oak]

Actually depressing that I can’t take my boy

But hey, at least eternal egg is giving me $37 in temperance value

[toxic gulch]

lol

[tranquil oak]

Ngl this is one of those rare times that a negative swashbuckler could be of use

Not that I need that mult

Ah, but madness would eat it if it wasn’t eternal

[toxic gulch]

yeah a negative eternal swash is unfeasable

[tranquil oak]

Unless it was from an ecto ig

Finally my master plan has come to fruition

[real grail]

OHHHHHH

I was just gonna ask what the eternal egg was for

[tranquil oak]

Lol, another eternal lucky dice showed up

I lost my last run with dice and bloodstone cus I greeded on the needle

This far less optimal setup is working better

Eternal madness carrying hard

[real grail]

💀

[tranquil oak]

When in doubt just grab eternal egg and eternal madness and things will be alright

[real grail]

Real

[tranquil oak]

Actually cleared my first gold stake run with just 2 eternal madness

[slim junco]

Wee stays small..

[tranquil oak]

Sad days

[real grail]

Indeed

[tranquil oak]

Hmm, what happens if you get verdent leaf and can’t sell any jokers?

[real grail]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[slim junco]

Your cards stay debuffed

[tranquil oak]

Just hope you have enough flat mult and x mult?

I think I can still get by it with my cards debuffed

[fiery flower]

I can't escape shoot the moon

[tranquil oak]

Oof, an eternal constellation showed up

Why can’t you be negative tho

Idk if I’ve seen too many eternal negatives

[fiery flower]

it's coming for #1

so is high card, I'm too addicted to Mime and Baron pivots

[slim junco]

I saw a negative constellation today

Stole it from ya

[quartz tusk]

"man i really wish there was a joker card that easily gave good additive mult in early game for a low trade-off!"
the humble half joker: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonMisprints/s/gdM3kbGHSz

[tranquil oak]

Bruh, an eternal swashbuckler did show up

He would have been getting +68 mult from egg

Man I think every wheel of fortune on this run has hit though

At least 3 times it’s hit

[patent flame]

@/mods

[compact torrent]

have last 3 stakes for black deck left for completionist+

Unfortunately black deck is painful

[fiery flower]

it's not so much painful as time consuming

once you get past ante 4 or so with a decent amount of money it can escalate very fast to a winning run

[slim junco]

Black deck needs a good early game

[fiery flower]

but actually doing that takes a while

[slim junco]

Can't spam pairs as easily

[patent flame]

Don't pairs in black deck probably

Unless burglar mythical pull ofc

[slim junco]

True

I forgot now how I won black deck gold stake

[feral whale]

Dude what is this shit

[compact torrent]

Yeah the early game is the hardest part, black deck feels like “win harder” at times lol

[slim junco]

I remember it taking like 3 tries somehow so it wasnt too memorable

Havent managed to redo it since even though I've tried a ton

[tranquil oak]

Well I think I’m satisfied with this amount of money, might try to get egg to $100 before callin it a success

[full zinc]

Guys I need advice

I seriously just got one of my best buffoon packs yet and I don't know what I should pick

[olive ferry]

Spearhead 🔥

[dry briar]

you should find the misprint misprint joker card

[dry briar]

dont you like make speedruns

i woudl suggest getting the brainstorm

[dry briar]

so true bestie

[olive ferry]

Hi rocket

[delicate estuary]

What is the code for the 5 legendaries called?

@olive ferry You know?

[dry briar]

hello ahn

[olive ferry]

I dont know

I dont know.....

WAAA I DONT KNOW!!!!

[delicate estuary]

Are You okey?

[delicate estuary]

The code is aleeb

[slim junco]

Do you want 2 eggs?

I guess that sounds really funny

2 gay eggs

[ionic hatch]

@olive ferry you can't pay your water bill?

[slim junco]

Hey guys just wanted to share My poker hands level

[slim junco]

So peak

[delicate estuary]

Como hiciste para subir tanto

Uy

Se me fue el español

What jokers do you have?

[slim junco]

With the space pack

[slim junco]

I had uuuh

Let me share my last 4 jokers off that run

[delicate estuary]

Ahhhh, My ask is stupid

[slim junco]

And the joker that consider all the normal cards like figure cards

[delicate estuary]

Nice

[slim junco]

That combo was My treasure 😭🙏🔥

[delicate estuary]

You just need the photograph

[proper merlin]

i want all of you to know that the yellow deck is horrible

i rest my case

[delicate estuary]

But what are you saying?

[slim junco]

Green deck op

[delicate estuary]

It's one of the best in my opinion.

[proper merlin]

si

🤑

[delicate estuary]

What was that doing?

[slim junco]

Oh yeah i forgot to send this

[delicate estuary]

DAMMMM

CAVENDISH

[proper merlin]

you have to RELY on skips for blinds or just literally wish that you get the good jokers

[slim junco]

Bro is My boy the 🍌

[proper merlin]

also blue deck my beloved

[delicate estuary]

It gives you a lot of money to be able to get good jokers, Just starting out

[proper merlin]

yeah but its ENTIRELY on a hope and prayer

[delicate estuary]

You chose CAVENDISH, right?

[slim junco]

I was just doing this

[slim junco]

Obviously

[olive ferry]

No

[delicate estuary]

Ah ah

[olive ferry]

Lolll

[slim junco]

Got carried

[full zinc]

I just had an epic PhotoChad/arrowhead run

[merry silo]

Grey loot

[dry briar]

so you choose the arrowhead

[delicate estuary]

DAMMMMM

[dry briar]

or the brainstorm

[full zinc]

It's plasma

[delicate estuary]

Incredible

[olive ferry]

Phto chaf...

[dry briar]

o

makes sense now

[full zinc]

And I got both anyway :)

[slim junco]

Just btw guys 🔥

[full zinc]

Yay

[delicate estuary]

It's very good

[dry briar]

the egg is really goated

[full zinc]

I've been playing this game for like 8 hours straight

[dry briar]

is that the youtuber luck

ok nvm

[full zinc]

Obviously

[dry briar]

NAKRKSKFJALDKSKSKSQOQIEIWIQIWQQ

[full zinc]

I've had polychrome egg 2 times today

😎

[dry briar]

free xmult + temperance money

[full zinc]

Lemme see if I can get another crazy run

[proper merlin]

a single card. (ignore the random black in the corners)

[ionic hatch]

Just don't shower

[full zinc]

Paredolia and scary face ante 2 :)

I swear I keep getting luckier and luckier

[merry silo]

I guess I don’t know the true power of those cards

[full zinc]

I JUST GOT NEGATIVE YORICK UNSEEDED!!

Holy

Uhm

[slim junco]

YOOO

[full zinc]

What the hell is my luck right now

Ante 2 is maf

[steel estuary]

should i sell 4 fingers? im playing only flush rn (flush level 2)

[viral crow]

I'd say yes

[steel estuary]

i got photo xd

duplicated

[viral crow]

No plant and you should be fine

Money

[pallid hawk]

luchador in blank voucher

[steel estuary]

yeah i almost hit 10M in a flush level 4 hand

should i buy the black and white joker

forgot his name on english

[full zinc]

I took a risk and I failed

[full zinc]

Whaaaaaaaaaaa

Wanna trade seeds 😂😉

[steel estuary]

lol

if you want i can give you my seed

[full zinc]

I got negative yorick

[steel estuary]

xdd

[full zinc]

82GG45KZ

[steel estuary]

the brainstorm and blueprint on ante 1

[full zinc]

And then died from taking a risk 😭

[full zinc]

Ooooh

[steel estuary]

what risk did take

[full zinc]

Erm

[steel estuary]

did you*

[full zinc]

I can't even remember

I've done like 2 runs since

And I keep getting face cards are debuffed

And I have face card builds 😭

[steel estuary]

XDDDD

ok ill give seed when im finished

[full zinc]

K

[steel estuary]

hope i dont face the plant

[full zinc]

Oof

I tell you what tho

I got 2 really good runs

And for my ante 8 boss blind I got violet vessel on both

And then ante 9 boss blind I got the wall

On both

[steel estuary]

lol

they are not hard on late game

but on early, the wall is hella hard

if you dont have a +mult and chip joker

but yeah, should i but the black and white joker or nah

and if yes, what do i sell

[viral crow]

i dont think so cuz photo is only the first face card

[steel estuary]

a ok

ty

lets see if i face or not the plant

ante 7 btw

[full zinc]

Lol

[steel estuary]

ERM

IDOL

i got a lot of diamond cards

rn its on 8 diamond

yes or pass

[viral crow]

the thing with idol is that it picks one random card outa your whole deck, i dont know, you can take it and try to shape it to one face card but i wouldnt

[steel estuary]

i havent unlocked it yet, like to be shown on the collection

[viral crow]

erm well then i guess you can take it for a photo? not sure if thats the best option

[steel estuary]

but yeah ik how it works and i think i wont buy it unless i face it again after i win

ill pass

i dont wanna lose being too close

showman XD

[viral crow]

what are you saving the double tags for

[full zinc]

Lol

🔥

[steel estuary]

negative jokers ig, or maybe nothing, i just unlocked the deck and wanted to try it and i got this far xddd

[full zinc]

Imagine you actually find a negative tag too 😂😂😆

[grim prism]

@full zinc love your channel mate. keep it up

[full zinc]

Thank you man. I appreciate it!

[steel estuary]

i saw your 8 cavendish or smth video

[grim prism]

jk never heard of u, but keep it up

u the guy with 5 subs?

[full zinc]

Yep

[grim prism]

u'll make it big one day

remember me tho

[steel estuary]

ima skip showman

[full zinc]

Lol

[grim prism]

i'll need a million dollars

[full zinc]

I was gonna just use my main channel primarily for all gaming but I decided it's probably best to do a separate one.

[grim prism]

probably is

but dont forget to use thumbnails for future videos

[full zinc]

I've done 8/150 jokers

For videos

And I've got a few prepared for later on

[grim prism]

im so excited, u the goat

[full zinc]

Lol

[light hare]

latro

[grim prism]

Ba.

[full zinc]

Me actually being called TheBalatroEgg is because I look like the egg

[grim prism]

No way

I didn't know that. Cheers mate

[steel estuary]

i won

the crimson heart wasnt even a challenge

[grim prism]

🍪

[steel estuary]

@full zinc UAVTJKSW the seed

on ante 6 theres an insivible i think

[left glade]

balatro sometimes is so good

[steel estuary]

i got the same loadout but with the photos not eternal and instead of cavendish i got brainstorm

[left glade]

NO NO NO NO NO

THE PLANT NO

[untold narwhal]

https://youtu.be/wINwiGLkdUg?si=nZ7qKhc9v9-_lgFm

[viral crow]

Double tags on arcanas could save you with a glass

[viral crow]

What mod is that btw?

[full zinc]

I just had such a funny moment

[full zinc]

Thanks

So basically I sold a joker that was polychrome for an egg

I opened an arcana and I used the wheel and my egg became polychrome 😂

[steel estuary]

XDDD

[full zinc]

Let's see how good this seed truly is

[steel estuary]

gl xd

[full zinc]

I also got a wrath on another run and got a blueprint

Then died

I'll be back when I either get something really good or die :)

[celest jetty]

Right, I'm on one of my most insane runs yet

[full zinc]

Ok what u got?

[full zinc]

ERM

ERM

[celest jetty]

YEP

[steel estuary]

?

[full zinc]

Ok thats insane

[celest jetty]

Polychrome 2s with retriggers

• steels

[steel estuary]

the singularity🔥

[smoky hemlock]

That's wild

[celest jetty]

Lucky cards ofc

[full zinc]

Don't forget

[celest jetty]

Right?!

I might try to naneinf this

[smoky hemlock]

I'm doing a cryptid run and I don't think my steam deck is up to the task...

[full zinc]

To switch your perkeo to the far left so that you get 2 additional consumables instead of 1 if you haven't been doing

[celest jetty]

HAH

[steel estuary]

if you dont have 1 braincell+know how to read, u cant lose

[smoky hemlock]

The abort button isn't working

[celest jetty]

Ty for the tip! I have been, fortunately, but it's kind of you :D

[full zinc]

No

[celest jetty]

Say, folks

[full zinc]

*no problem. Always happy to help fellow balatro players

[celest jetty]

Which joker should I copy here for the score? Would it be best to copy Mime with 5+ steels on board, or?

[celest jetty]

Bless

[full zinc]

Now I haven't slept in 24 hours 😂

[celest jetty]

HAH

Nn!

[full zinc]

Cos I've been tryna grind balatro

[steel estuary]

what do i do? skip?

[full zinc]

Erm

I mean

Its up to you

[steel estuary]

idk xd

[full zinc]

See

I wouldn't listen to me

Cos I do something and it makes me lose

[steel estuary]

i can get 500M+ of chips rn

[full zinc]

Imma get on with this seed be back soon

[steel estuary]

ill buy it and risk it

[steel estuary]

gl xddd

[celest jetty]

GLASS POPPED OFF

How many Es is naneinf?

[dull summit]

The Classic

[dull summit]

308 I believe'

[somber goblet]

isnt it 311

[dull summit]

Maybe idrk

[left glade]

Unblind

[celest jetty]

Ty both!

Is copying Mime the right move here?

[steel estuary]

@full zinc i died

[celest jetty]

I wanna aim for a highest score

[steel estuary]

to a small blind xd

[celest jetty]

Pffff

Happens

[steel estuary]

at least i won the ante 8

[full zinc]

I keep dying

[celest jetty]

And, depending on where I'm at, do I just go all in on Cryptid'ing my steels?

[steel estuary]

i reached the ante 12

[full zinc]

I can't find blueprint ante ,w

1

I found brainstorm

[steel estuary]

how xd

lemme see

[full zinc]

[celest jetty]

I did reach e20, so it's not really for want of clearing the blind, but for want of getting as close to naneinf as possible

[crude marlin]

lo balatro sale caro

[steel estuary]

real

[full zinc]

Wait

I forgot

I can just analyse the seed 🙄

[crude marlin]

odio porque me jodio la partida de balatro cuando salio

[steel estuary]

@full zinc

breh dude

[somber goblet]

lmfao

is this a seed

?

[steel estuary]

is right there and you can afford it on every deck

[crude marlin]

buy standbard boy

[full zinc]

How...

[crude marlin]

ignore blueprint

[celest jetty]

Signal boosting, sorry!

[full zinc]

@steel estuary I found a polychrome playing card

[steel estuary]

nice

[full zinc]

Ante 2

[naive osprey]

sell brainstorm, buy space and blueprint

[full zinc]

9 of diamonds purple seal

Polychrome

Btw

[steel estuary]

btw some wheel of fornutes work in this these

3 of them

[full zinc]

I'm on plasma so that's probably why

[crude marlin]

@steel estuary

[steel estuary]

balatro balatrez esta juando balatro

[steel estuary]

wdym

[full zinc]

Damn seed analyser sucks on mobile. It's a shame I don't have my laptop (Chromebook 😭) with me

[full zinc]

Your on anaglyph

[steel estuary]

XD

[full zinc]

The decks can mess it up sometimes

[steel estuary]

yeah but i didnt even use any of my double tags

oh

[full zinc]

True

[steel estuary]

i didnt know

[full zinc]

Imma try it on it anyway

[steel estuary]

ok

[crude marlin]

@steel estuary seguro tenes balatro descargado en APK

[steel estuary]

na que vrg

juego en pc

[crude marlin]

apk de pc

[steel estuary]

nop, lo compre de steam

[crude marlin]

apoco

[steel estuary]

sep

[crude marlin]

que privilegios

[steel estuary]

jsjsjsj

yatu sabe

[crude marlin]

nah

no me ganas en horas

[steel estuary]

cuantas tienes

[crude marlin]

12 horitas

o 11

ya no me acuerdo

[steel estuary]

deja veo cuantas tengo yo

nomas 12/11?

yo tengo 47.9 horas

jsjsjsjjs

[crude marlin]

alv

estas mas viciado que el propio creador

[steel estuary]

real jajaajjaja

🔥

la planta me mato solo una vez

[crude marlin]

y una vez

dijo

lo balatro sale caro

[steel estuary]

jajajajajjajja

[full zinc]

Do you have mods on

Cos I still can't find it

[steel estuary]

me?

[full zinc]

Ye

[steel estuary]

no

[full zinc]

Weird

[steel estuary]

its anaglyph on white stake

[full zinc]

Yeah

[steel estuary]

mm

lemme try on another deck with another stake

[full zinc]

What am I missing

[steel estuary]

@full zinc

red stake on yellow deck

[steel estuary]

why u bought the other joker?

maybe thats why

bc u cant afford the blueprint

[visual jetty]

[steel estuary]

i prefer yellow deck than green deck

it was the easiest win i got tbh xd

[full zinc]

I tried without buying

Still not showing

And I did it on yellow

It's fine

[steel estuary]

Weid

Weird

OH

OHHHHHH

DUDE

I DONT HAVE THAT PAIR JOKER UNLOCKED XDDD

Thats why u dont got blueprint

@full zinc

[long hedge]

mods are amazing

[steel estuary]

🔥 🔥 🔥

I should fr try modded balatro

[long hedge]

you should

i dont have gameplay mods yet but i will soon

there are so many fun ones

[steel estuary]

Its on the steam balatro or balatro for poors

[full zinc]

Bro

That's mad

[steel estuary]

XDD

Ikr

[full zinc]

You don't got a bad joker so you get a good one instead XD

That's funny that

[steel estuary]

Yep xdd

[steel estuary]

Still brainstorm is good

[prime nova]

Only Balatro players will get this lol

[steel estuary]

And you can get 2 invisibles later on and a showman

[long hedge]

actually i lied im using card sleeves

[full zinc]

I saved that seed to my balatro seed server 😂

I got too many that I'll probably never find it again

[steel estuary]

Xdd

I got my good seeds on the steam notes

[neon mulch]

Just a regular flush

[long hedge]

nah its a straight flush

[neon mulch]

Regular flush.

[full zinc]

Lol

What do I play? Splitgate 2, F1 24, Fortnite, hitman 1 or sniper elite 4

Or call of duty

[untold narwhal]

TF fetish?

[quasi cedar]

💀

[long hedge]

what

😭

[strange meadow]

new hs

[warm mist]

weirdest loadout I've won with

5oak ace

[warm mist]

w

[quasi cedar]

Can u help me

[warm mist]

help with what

[quasi cedar]

Sweet

[warm mist]

I suck at this game too

[quasi cedar]

Oh damn

Well

Do i take constellation

And do i sell blue joker or dna

[warm mist]

hmm

[grizzled cairn]

can I sell and rebuy perishable joker

[warm mist]

I mean is reserved parking doing anything?

[quasi cedar]

Sell and rebuy?

[quasi cedar]

I mean I'm copying steel cards

Steel face

So

Yeah

[strange meadow]

seems kinda least important

[grizzled cairn]

if it is debuffed and I sell it. will it reappear in the shop?

[somber goblet]

why is gold stake so annoying

[quasi cedar]

All things sold can reaaper in the shop

Idk ic that's what ur asking

[quasi cedar]

What deck r u on

[somber goblet]

checkered

its supposed to b ez on checkered

😭

[quasi cedar]

Just play flush five idk

[somber goblet]

i buy the wrong jokers

its so

anoying

[quasi cedar]

I finished black deck two days ago

I have lost all sense of difficulty

[somber goblet]

crazy

ive been playing gold stake for like 2-3 days now

[quasi cedar]

Parking?

[somber goblet]

ive finished most of the decks

I FINISHED BLACK DECK

but not the ez ones

like bruh

[quasi cedar]

I'm just going in order

[strange meadow]

parking is kinda buns ngl

[somber goblet]

how 😭

\

[strange meadow]

at least imo

[somber goblet]

its a good eco joker

[quasi cedar]

Compared to constellation?

[strange meadow]

ehhh ive seen better

[quasi cedar]

For scoring

Well

[delicate estuary]

Hi guys

[strange meadow]

parking wont score at all

[somber goblet]

constellation is so good startig game

[quasi cedar]

I have steel for scoring

[delicate estuary]

I hate the purple well

[strange meadow]

i think the best econ jokers are the ones that play off interest, esp with the syngeries

[quasi cedar]

That's like 2

[strange meadow]

rocket is a really good econ joker too

[strange meadow]

the vouchers exist too

[delicate estuary]

Because I have to win with 400k chips 😭

[quasi cedar]

Yeah i have seed money

[grizzled cairn]

If I sell blueprint and I see it later in the shop is it guaranteed to be perishable again?

[quasi cedar]

No

[somber goblet]

no

duh

it can be eternal

or normal

[delicate estuary]

It may appear but it is not 100% guaranteed.

[somber goblet]

it can be perishable again

[quasi cedar]

But also it doesn't matter whether or not it can appear again bc u have to sell it eventually

[somber goblet]

yes

[quasi cedar]

Also you coulda just passed the shop

Or rerolled

[vernal sedge]

chat i have the strong urge to wear jeans, flapped chaps, belt buckles and spurs, with just a hoodie on top

[quasi cedar]

best joker set up

[delicate estuary]

I want to win the purple jackpot

[quasi cedar]

You're getting a bunch of points hand 2 fr trudt

[vernal sedge]

wtv that means

[delicate estuary]

Recommendations to win

[vernal sedge]

uh dont be bad

[delicate estuary]

Is Balatro considered gambling?

[vernal sedge]

and make sure to download all the sketchy solitaire games to satisfy the rng gods

[warm mist]

oh I see

[vernal sedge]

i say it does but everyone disagrees with me

owner loves saying that its not

[strange meadow]

its not really

[vernal sedge]

wink wink

[warm mist]

you don't win money so no

[strange meadow]

theres nothing on the line

[vernal sedge]

well i can say that abt vegas infinite, i mean its all digital money no?

[olive ferry]

Green aura...

[vernal sedge]

gta gambking as well

rdr2

[delicate estuary]

Because my dad always says it's gambling

[strange meadow]

it certainly has themes n mechanics of luck but at the same time, true gambling requires something on the line and a general lack of skill involved

[vernal sedge]

i mean dragon ball legends

[strange meadow]

balatro is sumt strategic mainly

[vernal sedge]

the community calls it gambling

[vernal sedge]

woah this is just false

this is

literally

false

[warm mist]

if there's no possibility of winning anything of value

it's not gambling

[strange meadow]

[vernal sedge]

if theres no skill in gambling then how come theres always the same top poker players

what a coincidence

[strange meadow]

maybe they just shoot each other or something

keep each other in check

[warm mist]

it differs from game to game

[vernal sedge]

ok i fell for the rage bait

[delicate estuary]

In fact I think you do need a little skill to hana

[warm mist]

slots require little to no skill

[vernal sedge]

there is 100% skill ingambling, blackjack has counting, poker has mindgames and calculations

[ionic hatch]

Yes it's more environmentally friendly

[warm mist]

however in poker you need to read faces etc

[vernal sedge]

slots have 0 skill

its a button

😭

[warm mist]

I said that already

[vernal sedge]

im not defending slots

my nickname is satire

[warm mist]

balatro isn't gambling

it's glorified solitaire

[vernal sedge]

solitaire is wild

[warm mist]

I love it for that

[vernal sedge]

its glorified poker

be fr

[warm mist]

poker is multiplayer

impossible to play solo

[vernal sedge]

are we jelqing so bros never heard of single player poker

bro only knows texas hold em

[delicate estuary]

There are multiplayer mods, right?

Where are they from?

[vernal sedge]

original poker is balatro, u discard cards to get the best 5 card hand

[warm mist]

play single player poker and then call it gambling

what are you winning

[vernal sedge]

i feel you are severely not educated inthis topic

[vernal sedge]

chips against the house?

are

are we joking

[delicate estuary]

@vernal sedge What is your biggest betting win?

[warm mist]

then educate me sure

[vernal sedge]

pokerstars uhh 15 mill on roulette

that had me pogging

[vernal sedge]

in casinos right

[delicate estuary]

15 million?

[vernal sedge]

you can play single player games

and get money from the casino

like blackjack

[warm mist]

cool

[vernal sedge]

there are MANNNY styles of poker

texas hold em is the most popular

which is multiplayer

[delicate estuary]

I'm from argentina

[vernal sedge]

but base game poker

[delicate estuary]

Mate

[vernal sedge]

is balatro

[delicate estuary]

Messi

[vernal sedge]

without the jokers

[delicate estuary]

Dulce de leche

🧉

[vernal sedge]

ts fire

[ionic hatch]

Are you a femboy

[vernal sedge]

what an odd thing to ask someone as soon as you meet them

[ionic hatch]

(Typically Argentinians are femboys)

[vernal sedge]

uhm

[grizzled cairn]

Are the odds of getting a clean joker in balatro 40% (100-30-30) for orange stake and for gold stake it is 28% because 40%*70% (perishable/eternal can also be rental). If this is right then I feel like because of this orange and gold stake is highly luck based

[spring escarp]

What

[vernal sedge]

what im sayin

source trust

[spring escarp]

LMAO

[vernal sedge]

idk what this means but if i did id give you an answer

[spring escarp]

What's the prob of getting the strong banana card in balatro? (I don't remember the name 😭)

[vernal sedge]

wtv that means

[long hedge]

cavendish?

[spring escarp]

YES

[long hedge]

or gros michel

okay

[warm mist]

if michel dies cavendish is a common

[long hedge]

so you have to buy a gros michel and let it die

and then its the same odds as gros michel

[dark whale]

it only appears if gros michel has been destroyed in your run

[warm mist]

the odds of getting it is actually just like any other common

[long hedge]

u can find a quick cavendish seed online if u need

[spring escarp]

OH, THANK Y'ALL

[vernal sedge]

how long does it take in the early game of balatro for ts to get good 🙏

[long hedge]

WHA

[dark whale]

DAMN

[vernal sedge]

like wtf is eternal

never seen that in my life

[long hedge]

u need a higher stake for eternals to appear

[dark whale]

joker cant be destroyed, appears in black stake

and higher

[long hedge]

stake = difficulty, beat a run on a specific stake to unlock the higher one for that deck

literally next shop

[dark whale]

WAIT

this run might be crazy

[long hedge]

ill drop the seed at the end

[dark whale]

cant wait for you to get The Plant on ante 7 <3

[austere obsidian]

bro get ur fat ass out of my blind

[harsh elk]

no its not

[long hedge]

😭

[harsh elk]

baron and photo is not crazy

[long hedge]

natural polychrome photo?

[harsh elk]

ye sure that is good

[dark whale]

right, the two dont work together

[long hedge]

u can see bc the price isnt free

[dark whale]

mainly talking about poly photo

[long hedge]

yeah true they kinda dont

[dark whale]

gulp

[long hedge]

idk what the eternal chance is but its also eternal

[dark whale]

i also have no clue

😼 👍

[long hedge]

just googled apparently its 30%, so just a lil more rare

okay ive lost

its over

seed

FG2I86DG

i think its shop 2 bcecause i remember skipping the first blind

im gonna play without skipping to see if the photo is fully natural or spawned in and i got lucky

wait photo is common its natural

[flint copper]

Damn I wish that blind was my face

haha

[latent hemlock]

Wow, calm down there pal 🤣

[tardy goblet]

Guys i cant sleep how do i sleep

[long hedge]

melatonin

[flint copper]

??

Is that not the stuff that makes you tan?

[hard gyro]

Bro negative blackboard looks so cool

I never saw blackboard in negative before

[long hedge]

tf 😭

[lofty stump]

that aint a chip off thats a crumb off

[cobalt falcon]

Finally won my 1st unseeded gold stake run

One step closer to C+

C++ is gonna be much more challenging I believe

[short briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rkNfbWd7MY

[remote field]

sell business card for hanging chad??

[molten horizon]

How is this joker going to help me in any way💔🥀?

[remote field]

sell it for $10

[mortal mauve]

Obviously

Get a very good combo

[remote field]

thx

[mortal mauve]

I got black stake with photochad

[remote field]

fml baron just popped up. i have 3 red seal steel kings plus some queens/jacks i can level up.... is it worth it?? :/

[grim prism]

SHUT UP

Oh, hey @reef swallow !

🫡

me n u got this special thing goin on

[remote field]

as no mime i think i should skip baron

[reef swallow]

rule 1 exists

[grim prism]

Don't ever THINK about skipping me again.

[remote field]

and jsut go for strong face cards

[grim prism]

#📜・rules

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