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bro listed two of the easiest boss blinds
btw
well
the needle sucks for card sharp
needle can be a pretty massive issue in some builds
tbf
or just any build that doesn't oneshot
Burglar: hi
Not really, you can still figure it out
Burglar basically nullifys the needle
scalings lower for a reason
yeah, it can still kill you sometimes
yeah lmao
Rip for people who have burglar with water boss blind.
the mouth
+100 hours in balatro and i still dont || fucking || know what the hell does green stake do
Didnβt even use a Moon to make it happen
beautiful
Required score scales faster
How do you achieve that amount of money very early on
Iβve seen faceless joker like 5-6 times this run
are you the resl triboulet
Ahh high contrast cards please
Nah you are
ofc
no im just a big fan
@azure wraith Why are your lips so huge
omg will you marry me
π
i dont know
why not
Itβs the rich get richer challenge, you start with $100 and the vouchers
What is going on here
i love you
You make $20 interest off the rip lol
love
It's probably the easiest challenge lol
Thanks for feeding my ego.
I love myself too
I found medusa and mad world very easy personally
Idk i haven't played any other challenges only that one
dont you love me back π?
I love the campaign mode better
It doesnt give you any money from interest. (If you have 5 dollars or more -- normally, 5 dollars per 1 dollar of interest)
In green deck it gives you 1 dollar for each discard you have left.
balatro story mode
The 15 decks are considered campaign mode and the stakes are new game plus
stake not deck
You can read the description
you're on 2nd place
oh no
all the challenges are pretty easy except for golden needle
That green deck not stake
you still lobe me
ofc
Me neither dude lmao 
It gives extra strength to the blind scaling
How do i unlock the locked challenges
Same as red
with a key
πβ₯οΈ
i need fucking ectoplasm i hate this gameπ
I think by beating other challenges
Wow thx that was helpful now go wipe your ass
going
i can do it for him
or her
or they
Mfs
them
why didnt you just sell it
maybe
bro that tag is CRAZY
3 bloodstones
wich one
With dice
You have no right to ask for something else
3 bloodstones are wild
Kinda 4 with bp
Both are rental not worth it
i want moreπ₯
Lmao it asked me to play one again and this time I accidentally played one without even noticing it was a straight flush
I know I tried expressing my sadness with a gif but it was blocked
Black deck with nacho tong is just blue deck with an extra joker slot
As Bob Ross would say we donβt make mistakes, just happy accidents
**:bar_chart: Does tribulet like tribulet **
π¦ Yes
π§ No
π¨ Maybe
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Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
wouldmt it be sad accidents
no
wait
thats not correcg
i didint think
Im triboulet
For some reason always happen
btw look at this dude
who tf reacted me with my worst enemy
is every balateo fan also a deltarune fan
balatro bitch
what
yes
no
Maybe
perchance
I consumed one
WHAT
balatro BITCH
waht

oh
bro did jimbo dirty
i love jimbo
π€£
You can't do me dirty
fuck jimbo, that lil mf flamin us a lil too hard when we lose
its okay he is still cute
I am literally a fool what's your excuse?
How can you say that to this little fella? IsnΒ΄t cute sometimes?
ok he kinda swaggin here
thatβs your fault for losing
Jimbo literally teaches you how to play how dare you insult him
Without jimbo you would've been a noob
he doesn't have to destroy my feelings too
fair. i changed my mind. i love jimbo
you donβt hate jimbo youβre just hurt
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just play your fortnite and leave me alone, budπ
Who plays fortnite it's 2025
rs
no βοΈ
who doesnt play balatro in 2025πΏ
where did "chill chat" go?
I have a friend that thought Jimbo was the regular +4 mult joker. Luckily, hes now above earth 
Who plays balatro it's 2060
geembo
is it really tho
Yeah trust me bro
Yeah trust him bro
No way
Itβs 1980
We already have balatro 2
That would be D&D Gamblers
ehat year
:3 people say what
Yeah the protagonist is now called John Balatro
jk, but thats still a great game
Yeah i liked the part where he said it's balatrin time and he balatred all over the place
π«
balatred
Yeah man. Absolute peak.
jimbo gold steak is triboulet still in balatrito 2
please tell me
God steak?!?!
with yourself*
i have to know if i can play it or not
That's what I already do when Jimbo appears on screen
I mean what
that only happens when i have triboulet
real
Doggy time
doggy time*
He's sleeping because he has Balatro withdrawals
GIVE THAT DOG A +4
his name's jimbo
Bingo
knew it
Of course it is lmfao
Bingo + Jimbo =
how many hours u got in balatro
how many hours u got in balatro
Not as many as I'd like ngl
how many hours u got in balatro
how many
Here lemme
NO!
yes
NO!!
how many hours u got in balatro
yes
Like 300 lol
On my computer
nice
Eyeball juice*
yes
should i?
I cant wait to see shitpost videos
"how good is 5 copies of blueprint"
im jorking it to triboulet rn
complete shit
how many hours u got in balatro
||E||
E
||spoliers||
|| I hear Jimbo's voice when I go to sleep. e i o o e i e e u o e . Help||
THATS A SPOILER
stfu
No
aaaaahhhhhhhh
Question
How the hell do you balance passing to the next stage while simultaneously deckfix
150
|| Brain ||
"how good is 5 copies of Madtador"
Ok baby thx



I believed u bro dw
"how good is 5 copies of [low tier joker]
how good is 5 copies of dis dih
-7 hand size
Photochad(2 jokers)
how good is 5 copies of Joker.
how good is 5 copies of invisible joker
+20 Mult. Absolute Insanity.
Insanity.
T
How bad yall want me
T

How good is 5 copies of How good is 5 copies of youtube video format
my middle name's triboulet fr
He donβt love you, move on
Liar
LEAVE ME ALONE
what now
now we marry
no you're a minor probably
Heβs a liar
u would be wrong
oh
You explode
nah
i guess photo isn't the most necessary
No
20% chance it's a chicot so i can survive the plant
bro CHILL
is anyone interestd in getting games for cheaper?
stfu u aint scammin nobody
told u
HE DOESNβT EVEN LIKE YOU
Cool seed
No you donβt, youβre in a phase
i ant scamming but alr
jus go to Eneba
join my server that has vouches if u dont believe in my bio
we offer 20% cheaper from eneba
stfu bro we dont care
20% minimum
Rule #1 anything you write can be a seed in balatro
Hello!
sybau bro
lol
See, a phase
w
Stop denying it
Omg I love your pfp! Is so cute!
yall 2 just kiss already
Tru
W
He does
ye we were
Sloppy
thanks :D
i can cheat on triboulet for u tho
Ofc! Wyd!
Tastes just like him
balatring
bro tryna hit on discordπ
Sameee!!! What deck yiu dojng
It tastes the same
Nah dude i have gf. Im just trying to make friiends
erratic with a glitched seed
whatever u say pal
Iβve also kissed him
Damn I just unlocked ghost deck. I can't even get pass green stake π
how do u know what i taste like
Doubt it
Maaaaaaabye
Pink undies
come out gang
How do you unlocked erratic deck?!
beat orange stake
π«‘
Bruh π I can't gf pass green stake
soon
How many gold steaks are you on?!
i've only beaten one and i'mcurrently in the process of beating black with every deck
i have 3 or 4 left i forget
Add me rn and teach me the way! ππ
π
hi
this mf desperate
the way is to just play a lot until you get a good run
No way
i have 160 hours in the past few weeks'
why bruh
job
summer break
ah. i just got it too.
Hello
get a job
Add me rn! Pls! I need your help to teach me the way! πππ
Iβm stealing your clothes and selling them on the black market
i don't know how to teach.
all i can say is play more and learn what jokers work together
why tf u talkin like a bot? THE FOG IS COMING ahh
I told you, he doesnβt like you
Shut the fuck up! π
ππu a goofy ass mf
Yes
Denial
Says the person who is wearing a baron joker pfp π
More than
No
ok cat eating fish
or whatever the fuck
Its from an achievement!
I don't give a shit!
hi chat
Fuck you! This is why I don't use your baron joker! π
π«
Ur fried mate
what?
Im taking a massive shit rn
π« π« π« π« π« π«
My shit
π«
The shit that I'm having
Iβm a chaos agent
taking
this server fucking sucks
Shut the fuck up I'm taking a shit
Delisious
real
Yum
Nah you single
and you arent?
Haha!
No, I am to
I see.
At least I have a gf! π
Back?
You ain't got shit if you're flexing a gf lmao. I got one too, and unlike yours, she's real.
A spade baron?
She is real! She lives in california
Edating is cringe mate, go outside and get some real pussy
U coward
Iβm not giving them back
Bro not cool. And its not edatibf when Im dating her online. Plus we been dating for almost 2 months now
Edating means dating online? Mate, just shut it atp. You're weird and speak like you're a 50 yr old creep.
Bro I'm 17
Bro my gf is 17
I'm not 50n
Turned 51 the other day?
Mf said truceπ
Bor truce just pls leave my gf out of this
No mercy
Shut the fuck up Caleb, u brought her up
And edating doesn't even count as having a gf
That's the only exception
He wonβt let you
Haha! I just blocked his ass
Nu uh
Imagine if I cared.
HE DOESNβT LOVE YOU
Edgy 17 yr old
Nice
I wanted to say congrats, but then I saw ur pfp
sorry
Np
No love back
I didnt know what else to put
Something a normal person would use is a good start
NO ONE LOVES YOU
DAMN CHILL
I LOVE YOU
Jk
That's cute
Nvm
pregnant man emoji swag
W
Good
Why is everyone in this fucking server a fucking furry mate? I fucking hate that.
I fw that heavy
U don't fw the fact that I fw u?
Well shit
Look, that's not even a bad thing nowadays.
I believe you
You will find love
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOOOVE
And you will find love at the end
The end of the...Shit session?
Ok
Love coming soon
sixth sense can give me the soul?
u givin mfs ideas to make ai chats with their crushes to train for when they actually talk to them
me if being ancient was a competition
Wait a minute
balatro
i dont fucking know or think so
Is that a good idea?
bal
Do I look like I play Balatro to you, mate?
finally someone gets it
Triboulet is idol but rarer
and more annoying to use
I mean idol is more annoying
Then that wouldn't be roleplaying if ur just talking normally?
No you donβt
I need some hyperlink blocked rn
u said u want a roleplay channel to speak normally
then ur not roleplaying
if ur just sayin shi
then like what
It's such a coincidence that the boss that everybody hates is the plant
bro what the fuck does that mean
plural
Unrelated but TYLER, THE CREATOR
itβs basically just a suite debuff boss
i got the igor cd in my music collection
everyone has problems
pretty sure
bruh
I'm talking about how it's plant like grass
It's such a coincidence why
notice how I didnβt get the joke
Hey look, thats me over there
OH MY GOD
yes, purple's my fav color
I was gonna say that libral
i hate u
the feeling isnβt mutual
should be
Current balatro setup
The voices donβt stop
youβdnβt do anything to me
real.
even tho i really REALLY REALLY want to have 2 ancient jokers
i should sell one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
real.
Iβm balatrying my best
Iβm not inside a trunk rn π
Try harder, cuz ur a femboy, so ur obv doing something wrong.
I wish I were π
ur right
I really am.
I do it for attention and ur validating that
I know u are, it's fine.
I appreciate you
Sigh
Np, now delete that shit from ur bio
nah it is true
Fuck

it gets me a lot of attention and money online
I can see the green waft
Fav Tyler song
id use that if i could
wusyaname
Like Him for no particular reason π but be4 chromo boy is a gun
I forgive you
but ur triboulet
Sticky or Balloon
sticky
oh thatβs real then
@digital gyro YOUβRE HERE TOO?! Gamba
ITβS GETTING STICKY
Oh lord

Crazy
wouldnβt
You donβt like him
told u my middle name's triboulet but u just dont get it
just wouldnβt
Yeah..
thasβ it
Balatro Balatrez is playing Balatro
Balala banana lol
no youβrenβt
Youβre going through a phase
Interesting.
????????
why are you obsessed with me
what
U were responding to me mate
I just wanted to say youβrenβt
Why are u purple baron
No you just like to see big meat
Im sayin
Cuz purple.
BRO?
porple seal
Tarot

He does
AUGHH

NOO
so triboulet's a guy now?
reddit seal
that im better
No

ye
I love you jk

Interesting
could take a blue joker

Whatever u want mate
you do you
You like balls?
No
yes
Itβs a phase



Cool
uh gen




https://www.threads.com/@jamesgunn/post/DLLQ1xVPFhT?xmt=AQF0eU4ipH2NJgE0pa2AC9d5C6bVi1fxQWMmrWoRtRhz6w sry if this was already posted
FUCK
p
Trib Ianπ³οΈβπ?
First time I agree with a femboy
I hope so
HES WHAT!?
can you shut up
tell me more
That sounds like something a woman would say
Everyone has to know
Yea
this dudeβs obsessed with me
Hell no
are you a femboy?
maybe sometimes
cuz thats a reason why he would be
You like balls in your mouth
a valid reaction
good for u ig. like on easy mode
now that makes sense why he would like you
totally valid reaction
be me
horse walks in
ppl are obsessed with femboys
horse noises
how queer (double entendre)
:3
mmm
LMAOOOO
m
Why u say yes???
you know its tru
im having a panic attack
itβs made me more confident
Motebook best joker in modded
thats very good
Triboulet def like 50
you should do what you like
erm problematic age gap much
I thought you were 97
thank you c:
i like eating cookies so i eat them
Ok what the fuck
No you donβt, this is a phase
me
licks hot dog
Mfs just be sayin anything on this server
the fire doesnt extinguish
lol banana
Mmmmmm⦠food
#canceltrib
mf doom reference
first spanking queens now being a mapπ₯π₯
?????
@slow pier we gotta leave the chat for some time now bro
we are nowhere related to these guys
we better not get banned
π«
lolllll
these people are saying crazy stuff
yes
brotha save yourself
eufπ₯π₯π₯
im leaving
I wanna get drunk and watch this unfold
@dry briar is @azure wraith 's best friend
You love trib??
#TribAMap
most based discorder
You like my balls in your mouth???
lΓΆops
i used to be spammed by some guy
as a femboy this bleep deep badeep
so this was the only safe thing to do
discord moment
real
balala lol
???
bal
aight bro wrap it up
K
what if u shut the fuck up
Bros getting angry
13 year olds should not be allowed to say this in a public server
@slow pier WAIT
LAIR!!
I am jonkling π
<@&1133519078540185692>
blocked moment
Balatro balatrez
wtf
?
i have just started the red dead 2 story :3
enjoy
no
Hehe
check notifs
fr where are mods
I did I donβt see anythibg
No itβs not
I see you
Cooperstown
why are yall leaking where u live?
gng is from eastern europe/balkans
Itβs like the knife game
egypt
One slip up and you die
hint
Jupiter. Upgrade Flush
Poker mon
bals
Cereal killer
haha nice
Tastti
Is it really done, Amanda? Is a run really done after 8 Antes?
the challenge is completed
Just go endless..
Same pookie jk no love
i did but the challenge is completed.
what is happening
Yes, but go endless.
i literally justsaid i did
Boom
Yes, but keep going endless.
i'm quitting because of you
NO WAIT
Love
no i'm gay
Yep
Wait tribs gone
Or am I gone
did that guy I blocked get banned
is the tower required to unlock any certain joker on a run?
noo not you
yeah he did
oh good
he said I had an ego for not liking that stuff right?
ye

I love being right
So should I go
I donβt get it
just go
was stone card required to get the idol before?
@umbral yarrow thought we are getting banned too ngl lmao
Yea
Chat, who did it best?
whyβs he getting banned
Photochad, all day
oh shit Header the mod reacted to that message
bro stalkin us
we're fucked
Crap
im sorry for whatever the fuck i said mate please dont
I'm jonkling it π
only if you give a good reason
i fucking knew it
not too much I hope
I love Jimbo
I accept whatever fate I get
please this is the only server where i like the people
they funny
dont do this to me
Try Streetcan.
Am I gone yet
no.
i got trib on the challenge that debuffs all cards after playing βΉοΈ
he's a good guy, he'll understand
Bro, I can see his Gros Michel in your mouth. /j
Tribs gone
WHAT
bro
@grim prism who knows
im scared gng
what did you guys do to almost get banned
i dont FUCKING KNOW
then yes you are clear
I think thou dost
Itβs okay, Iβm here
@slow pier π
hai
hello pixel
we good
CUTIE?!?!?
the chat seems fine now
yeah
what u on about
we did it reddit
ILOVEDYOUUUUU!!!!!
HUH?
reddit is crazy too
Iβm starving
lol
should I eat
he's in timeout now
take thiis
yes go
POLYCHROME
i had a ps update, whatβs different?
jimbo.

the answer to all of lifeβs questions
jimbo.

Iβm gonna have shells mac n cheese

yum
ok be baxk later maybe
bai bai
invisible tag
wdym balatro
ok thats enough




BEO
Cat

aight im out
no one is
π€€
I am special
no
kebab
you are polychrome
what disability do u have?
i am negative
Liar liar pants on fire
AAAAAA
π π₯
Reverse Masha feet
what about the mountain
Matterhorn
the what
Switzerland mountain
In the Alps
yum without the beer
The beer was actually pretty good
It was my first full glass and I put that thing to rest
π₯
im not into beers or anything with alcohol
And some friends of mine refilled them gave me theirs so I put 2 beers to sleep
mustaaaaard
crazy
Iβm on a trip around Europe so I want to soak up all the alcohol I can before I get slapped with a 21+ drinking age
Next spot is Germany so really looking forward to it
What I should do
βI hate being bipolar, itβs awesomeβ ass mountain
you should really reorganize your jokers
I know
+mult always goes first






