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[tranquil oak]

Bulwark isn’t a hand in vanilla balatro

[glacial glen]

definetly flush five

[tranquil oak]

I’m assuming that’s a stone hand in a mod?

[glacial glen]

yes i forgot it didnt exist, its from cryptid

[tranquil oak]

I wish they made stone cards able to be used in other hands

I mean like making houses with them

3oak of something and 2 stones

[glacial glen]

in my 50+ ante 8 wins, i have never used royal flush

[pallid sapphire]

that'll ruin the point of stone cards not having suits or ranks, and also throw off splashing stone cards into low hands

[south apex]

Huh. Could've sworn there was a seeds section for every item. I remember even adding polyphemus once when I played rebirth

[sharp tide]

Well honestly

Straight flush is probably played less

[glacial glen]

hmm maybe like 1x queen,joker,king and 2 stones

[sharp tide]

People who play flush fives play em over and over again

So yeah royal flush

[pallid sapphire]

straight flushes are hard to pull off

[glacial glen]

yeah

[pallid sapphire]

very rewarding when it happens but pretty rare

[glacial glen]

not thaat uncommon tho

[sharp tide]

Idk how to count that though

Like you can kinda guarantee flush fives with enough deckfixing

But does that make them rare or just a reward for deckfixing

[covert phoenix]

Chat how funny it would be if i have smeared joker with spearhead, bloodstone, rough gem and the onyx thing

[glacial glen]

just disabled all 7 of my content mods,(kept things that dont add content). time to play some vanilla balatro

[pallid sapphire]

flush five is way more common than straight flush definitely lol

[glacial glen]

ive only used flush five like 4 times

straight flush is more common

[covert phoenix]

Flush house is more common imo

[glacial glen]

wait theres flush houses???

[covert phoenix]

Yes

[glacial glen]

How did i not know this??

[covert phoenix]

There's even a planet card for it

How did you not know

[shadow canyon]

I was playing the magic deck got the hearts boss so I went for a hart flush build

[glacial glen]

I have never used a flush house planet card

[covert phoenix]

Skull

Man i love when money

[glacial glen]

🤑

[alpine orbit]

anaglyph

[glacial glen]

show me the deck

[covert phoenix]

I already finished the run

Got fked over by the plant

Basically a heart king build

Wanted a sock and buskin instead of a hanging chad but never got one

[glacial glen]

what does that mean?

[storm snow]

shop big

[covert phoenix]

Planet and tarrot appears more often
3 slot per shop

[glacial glen]

ooo me likey

[subtle timber]

lot of planets,tarots and playing cards

[covert phoenix]

Constellation is so peak bru
As long as u remember to feed it

[glacial glen]

whats the highest scores yall have gotten?

[storm snow]

e21

[subtle timber]

constellation is actually so slept on

[glacial glen]

i got 1.512e40 i think

[glacial glen]

or simpley e40

[covert phoenix]

Fr fr

[glacial glen]

nice

[storm snow]

i tried to go beyond ante 16 but my econ was terrible

screwed up

[glacial glen]

i would send a screenshot of the stat but it was on my friends computer...

[alpine orbit]

e253

[glacial glen]

daaaamn

[alpine orbit]

if i was able to roll for a burglar it wouldve been naneinf

[terse ferry]

What’s the highest I can reasonably go with only like a trib

[alpine orbit]

like

e50ish

that might even be too high but i think e50 MIGHT work

[terse ferry]

Like on a normal ish run

[alpine orbit]

but e30 range should be doable

for sure

wdym normal run

[covert phoenix]

Only a trib
Are the card enhanced

[terse ferry]

like no crazy 20 joker retriggers

[terse ferry]

Red sealed glass and like 2 tribs + sock

Smtn doable

[thorny silo]

hello

[terse ferry]

Hi

[thorny silo]

how is everyone

[terse ferry]

bad

[thorny silo]

Why-

[glacial glen]

addiction

[terse ferry]

I don’t feel good

[terse ferry]

Switch to mult!!

[covert phoenix]

Probably like
E15

Or smth

Idk

[terse ferry]

K

[sharp tide]

I lost the run from before because I was being greedy and trying to use brainstorm on mime instead of blackboard :(

[pallid sapphire]

the evil and intimidating full house build

[covert phoenix]

Peak

[thorny silo]

I originally planned to join this server to get the mult tag since i realized my friend has one and i wanted one too

But i found out the server of this one band i like had a tag and
Well i just prefer them 💔

[covert phoenix]

How much x does the constellation have anyway

[terse ferry]

idk I did this run like 3 months ago

[covert phoenix]

Skull

[terse ferry]

I had to search through my balatro screenshots

It was like 8x

[thorny silo]

im fairly new to balatro (the community specifically, ive been playing for like 4 or so months now)

[tranquil oak]

This seed is kinda cracked, started me off with 11 kings, perkeo on ante 2 and yorick on ante 7

[covert phoenix]

I still have one of the clipped hands from my best run so far

[tranquil oak]

Also baron showed up early

[terse ferry]

bruh

who likes baron and mike

Mime

🤡

[tranquil oak]

Haven’t seen mime yet

[covert phoenix]

Bro it doesn't allow me to send plant gif

[terse ferry]

Y’all’ is this run going anywhere

[pallid sapphire]

probably not

[terse ferry]

Ok

[pallid sapphire]

burnt long overstayed its welcome

[covert phoenix]

Do u have a shit ton of kings

[terse ferry]

Not today plant

[glacial glen]

im not that good at this game lol, i dont have joker names memorised, i dont know what each one does and i dont know the strats people use

[terse ferry]

I know all of them

Except for the listful and like the zany stuff

[glacial glen]

lol

[covert phoenix]

Truly the ace of all time

[terse ferry]

What does this say about me

[covert phoenix]

I specifically can't remember what the onyx joke that gave u 7 mult per clubs called

[glacial glen]

if you want real pain. watch someone play balatro for the first time

[terse ferry]

0_0

[terse ferry]

Onyx agate

[covert phoenix]

Very ghost deck

[terse ferry]

Erm

[terse ferry]

bruh

My only goal in life is to get mail in rebate to the top

[terse ferry]

And get shoot the moon outta ts

[glacial glen]

atleast earth is second

[shadow canyon]

Photo chad

[covert phoenix]

Flush gang

[terse ferry]

Yes

You should’ve seen it before lol

[terse ferry]

💀

[covert phoenix]

Chat is this normal?

[shadow canyon]

Yeah

[glacial glen]

is astronomer good?

[alpine orbit]

ye

[terse ferry]

I don’t understand ride the bus mains

[covert phoenix]

Early game

[alpine orbit]

it wins runs for me so i like it

[terse ferry]

Idk how

[shadow canyon]

Bro wtf 😭 how

[alpine orbit]

just don't play face cards and let it ramp up

[shadow canyon]

I just saw the numbers 😳

[shadow canyon]

Photo chad hater

[alpine orbit]

there's nothing more to ride the bus other than a very good source of +mult

no i don't hate photochad

it's good

[covert phoenix]

I got 66 souls and none of them are perkeo

[glacial glen]

is this early enough

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 👀

[covert phoenix]

Very painful

[shadow canyon]

Unlucky

[alpine orbit]

ppl b like

[shadow canyon]

I wish we could see the stats for all cards and hands

[covert phoenix]

U can literally just go ooga booga jokerless in first ante no problem

Just chill

[alpine orbit]

actually ride the bus is probably the third best common

[glacial glen]

idc tho

[alpine orbit]

it's very very good

i think face cards are best not played

[terse ferry]

hanging Chad is the best

[alpine orbit]

they're either discarded (hit the road, faceless) or stayed there (parking, midas)

[alpine orbit]

rebate

[covert phoenix]

We all love hanging chad+ photograph combo

[alpine orbit]

rebate then riff raff

oh sorry red card is #3

[terse ferry]

I will not listen to anyone else

Except mail in rebaters

Ts won’t send

[glacial glen]

second round and found a dna

[covert phoenix]

Cool

[terse ferry]

Not my fault

[alpine orbit]

chad is like a contender for 3rd or 4th idk

[terse ferry]

What about

[alpine orbit]

it's obviously great

[glacial glen]

should i buy it

[terse ferry]

Superposition

[terse ferry]

Ye

[alpine orbit]

probably like

D tier

it works sometimes

it's not horrible

i just won't take it most of the time

[covert phoenix]

I like cloud nine

[terse ferry]

What about

[alpine orbit]

look at this beauty

i skipped the soul btw

[terse ferry]

Red card value lmao

[covert phoenix]

Marvelous

[alpine orbit]

bad

it's like

meh

not bad

just meh

[covert phoenix]

How about
Spare trousers

[terse ferry]

What do these stickers say about me

[alpine orbit]

good

[covert phoenix]

Cul

[alpine orbit]

vro

[covert phoenix]

Man i want a perkeo so bad

[terse ferry]

Perkeo had

[covert phoenix]

66 souls no perkeo

[alpine orbit]

perkeo gud

[covert phoenix]

Very sad

[terse ferry]

This was my best run

Guess what I sold

[alpine orbit]

my best run was one burglar away from naneinf

[terse ferry]

🥸

[covert phoenix]

Trib

[pallid sapphire]

score near to naneinf but not quite naneinf > naneinf

[alpine orbit]

it was e253

[pallid sapphire]

50 orders of magnitude away

:gone

[terse ferry]

I got e307 once

it was funny

[pallid sapphire]

that's mroe like it

[glacial glen]

building a ace deck with dna

[alpine orbit]

burglar would've done it

[glacial glen]

time for flush fives

[alpine orbit]

lol

[slim junco]

World's greatest matador?????

[alpine orbit]

matador is v good

especially an early one

[slim junco]

lol no

[glacial glen]

wait what did a matador do again?

[covert phoenix]

Matador is good depends on the boss

[alpine orbit]

bursty money is good

[pallid sapphire]

$8 if you play a debuffed "scored" card

[covert phoenix]

Money when trigger boss ability

[alpine orbit]

it gives you $8 per hand on like half the boss blinds

[nova shore]

+$8 if you active the boss ability

[pallid sapphire]

the hook:

[glacial glen]

nice

[alpine orbit]

top 5 probably

think it's 6-10

[terse ferry]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Baseball_Card

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Baseball_Card

wtf

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Baseball_Card

Bro

[pallid sapphire]

what you doin

[covert phoenix]

I remember myself getting a 10x on that once

[terse ferry]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Throwback

Bro wtf

What’s the best joker in the game

[covert phoenix]

Only to be slapped by the goad ( i was aiming for spade flush build)

[alpine orbit]

YORICK

[covert phoenix]

Yorik

[terse ferry]

what if I’m a burger

[spring sphinx]

Hey guyz

[glacial glen]

i also got hiker

[terse ferry]

WHAT

[spring sphinx]

Its not yorick

[covert phoenix]

I hit 5x on yor in only like
6 boss blind

[alpine orbit]

yorick > cavendish > blackboard > blueprint > rebate > canio > hologram > campfire > constellation > glass joker > certificate > brainstorm > midas mask > obelisk > chicot

[spring sphinx]

Its triboulet

[covert phoenix]

Only if u have a kings&queen build

[terse ferry]

burglar:

[terse ferry]

abandoned deck:

[covert phoenix]

Which the plant loves

Ykyk

[spring sphinx]

Of course which is like really easy

[terse ferry]

chicot:

[spring sphinx]

The humble Directors cut:

[covert phoenix]

Fair

[terse ferry]

Give me any joker and I will list its downside

[spring sphinx]

Chicot

[alpine orbit]

top 15

[covert phoenix]

Joker

[terse ferry]

No downside

[glacial glen]

mystic summit and banner toggether lol

[terse ferry]

Chad luchador:

[spring sphinx]

Chicot is one of the rare jokers where its only downside is taking a spot

[terse ferry]

Burglar:

[spring sphinx]

Shit only works once

[terse ferry]

More common though

[alpine orbit]

which is actually a problem if you're boss agnostic but lacking scoring

[spring sphinx]

True but chicot still better and permanent

[alpine orbit]

but it's good

[terse ferry]

Moar jokera

[covert phoenix]

Half joker

[alpine orbit]

half joker so good

[terse ferry]

The psychic:

[spring sphinx]

Its only downside which is honestly not a big one

[terse ferry]

Same as every face card one

[covert phoenix]

Ancient jonkler

[terse ferry]

trib:

[terse ferry]

hmm

[alpine orbit]

nah face cards get railed by a lot of things

[terse ferry]

abandoned deck:

The plant:

[pallid sapphire]

face cards got high highs and low lows

[mighty sluice]

Bro is negative gros michel a joke or somethjng

[alpine orbit]

spicy Holo

[pallid sapphire]

better than negative ice cream

[terse ferry]

the club:

[pallid sapphire]

or negative popcorn

[covert phoenix]

It's a temporary blessing from the gods

[alpine orbit]

the club is not a problem to AJ

[terse ferry]

Give me a joker and I will list a synergy

[alpine orbit]

none of the suit jokers are

it's the mouth / arm / eye / water / needle

[covert phoenix]

5 stencils

[alpine orbit]

honestly not even eye

[terse ferry]

ectoplasm:

[covert phoenix]

Alr then

Next uh

Runner

[alpine orbit]

shortcut

[glacial glen]

going for a ace run

[brisk zinc]

kinda annoying how 4/5oak doesn't contain a 2 pair

[olive ferry]

because

[glacial glen]

lost 😦

[pallid sapphire]

turns out DNA adding aces isn't enough to do a 4+oak of any rank

gotta remove cards too 🧠

[green tide]

What is this shop? Natural negatives btw

[pallid sapphire]

that was all your luck this year

[glacial glen]

every tarot i found wasnt a hanged man

[pallid sapphire]

rip

[terse ferry]

Anything straight

but it puts

[glacial glen]

there should be a deck that starts you off with a blueprint or a dna

[manic hemlock]

can you mod balatro on mobile

[glacial glen]

idk

[manic hemlock]

ios

[brisk zinc]

pretty sure you can't

most mods require steamodded which requires steam

[glacial glen]

if i want to get balatro on phone do i have to buy it seperatley

i already have steam one

[quasi cedar]

Rn yeah

[covert phoenix]

If u don't want to buy it then just use apk

Or smth

[glacial glen]

i can always crack it.... but i would never. to a indie game

[covert phoenix]

Cul

[keen crystal]

wich one do i sell for the cavendish

[brisk zinc]

smiley or trading card imo

[covert phoenix]

Trading if u have enough moni
Face if u want moni and shaping ur deck

[keen crystal]

ok}

[turbid sphinx]

Ñ

[glacial glen]

tempting.. but i would never

[cunning rune]

Sup

[glacial glen]

whats the most expensive offline game?

[keen crystal]

and now what do i do 😭

[solemn sierra]

That's an interesting question.. probably no more than $80 I'd assume? Or perhaps there's a few over $100 if you count collector's editions of games

[solemn sierra]

Say bye bye to smiley 😔

[glacial glen]

fisherpunk=400usd. apparently its described by owners as "legendary graphics and gameplay". this is how anyone can get it for free

[glass finch]

why would they do this to me

[steady oyster]

Peggle x Balatro x Nubby's number factory tomorrow

[glacial glen]

just get a ps5 after bargaining 😭

[solemn sierra]

Take astrologer and you'll likely come across another constellation

[glacial glen]

take astrologer bruh

[dry briar]

give source

[orchid raft]

It was a LONG trip. I finally did it, i beat the BLACK DECK, so now what...
Guys, which one should I try right to gold stake?
(I already beat the black, red, blue and ghost deck)

[dry briar]

go green

[jovial parrot]

Oh wow

[dry briar]

beat it with green joker

[steady oyster]

My source is that I lied

[dry briar]

[orchid raft]

Which one was the green... let me see

[steady oyster]

How about beating a REAL deck like telescope voucher one

[dry briar]

+1 -1

@steady oyster bro hes not yahi

[orchid raft]

[dry briar]

why the horse emojer

[orchid raft]

Because im a horse

[dry briar]

WHAT

[steady oyster]

I think it's the one that says green deck

[dry briar]

horse walks in

[orchid raft]

[dry briar]

ngrgjsggekgk

[terse ferry]

E

[dry briar]

hello bot from discord

[glacial glen]

isnt he from rick and morty?

[steady oyster]

Peggle got the worst name for marketing ever

[orchid raft]

I was referring to what effect the green one has

[cursive badger]

Ive only seen lucky cat ONCE it's a UNCOMMON JOKER and I usually use lucky cards what's going on

[dry briar]

yes

[steady oyster]

Green means money.
Green = money
Money = 1$ for every discard and 2$ left at the end of each round

[solemn sierra]

The game has a conscience. It knows what you need/want and makes sure it withholds them from you for as long as possible

[steady oyster]

That means im wrong and youre right

[dry briar]

no interest

[orchid raft]

Wish me luck my friend, i´ll tear apart this green fella

[dry briar]

good luck jobsune miku

[glacial glen]

opposite akinator

[keen crystal]

and now 🤤

[dry briar]

bro got himself in the game

the goat

now imagine if

[keen crystal]

🦪

[green tide]

NAH THIS IS RIDICULOUS NATURAL NEGATIVE TRIBOULET?!?!?!?!

[solemn sierra]

I once wanted throwback because I was doing a run to unlock merry andy & wee joker. I didn't get it until like ante 7 and then I couldn't even afford it then. Not like it would've helped since I don't think it would have counted the blinds I skipped before I got it

[orchid raft]

Yellow also means money

[steady oyster]

Yellow meand hello

Stupid

[dry briar]

it counts them

[steady oyster]

How do you not know that

Stupid

[green tide]

I don’t even have hone

[dry briar]

home

[orchid raft]

🟨 means cheese

dumb

[dry briar]

you know you should like buy the wrath

[glacial glen]

duh

[dry briar]

yellow means interest

💵

[glacial glen]

cheese

[green tide]

I got a brainstorm 2 rerolls later 💀

[dry briar]

melted cheese

[orchid raft]

Yea but

the technical meaning of yellow is

[karmic parrot]

This is why showman is goated

[dry briar]

XDDDDDDD

[solemn sierra]

One of my favorite economy jokers. No interest, no conditions or discard/destruction requirements to get money, just 4 bucks. Plain and simple.

[brisk zinc]

rental gold joker my goat

[dry briar]

XDDDDD

+1 money

[haughty turtle]

God joker underrated

[keen crystal]

🤤 🤤 🤤

[dry briar]

no way

[olive ferry]

Can i stop instinctively using hermit with ZERO DOLLARA

[solemn sierra]

Perishable rental eternal gold joker 🔥

[brisk zinc]

real

[keen crystal]

what should i sell

[solemn sierra]

Idk if all those stickers can even be on the same joker

[olive ferry]

Net zero joker!!

[dry briar]

me when im in the negatives and i see a hermit

[haughty turtle]

Negativa gold joker 🔛 🔝

[olive ferry]

Double debt!

[brisk zinc]

me when i'm in the negatives and get the ox 🤤

[olive ferry]

Actually rental golden joker is net 1 dollar

[dry briar]

very true ani

[olive ferry]

Absolute money!

[brisk zinc]

that's more than 0 dollar

[olive ferry]

Yep thats me

[dry briar]

i know

[olive ferry]

Yep yes yep yeah yah yea

[blissful oriole]

Aguante balatro

[dry briar]

thank you deku

[olive ferry]

How do I unlock the
Scribbled joker r

[blissful oriole]

De nada persona promedio

Te amo

[olive ferry]

Speak your shit deku!

[blissful oriole]

Q dice el grinfo

Calla

[dry briar]

dice di lo tuyo deku

[blissful oriole]

Se ingles

JAJAJAJA

[dry briar]

no es en forma negativa

es como dale brother

[haughty turtle]

at least its one:
1 x a run without infinite mode (21) its 21 dollars
equivalent to 2 brainstroms, etc

[dry briar]

habla por todos

[blissful oriole]

No dice " dice tu mierda deku"?

[haughty turtle]

que

[blissful oriole]

SO

Dea

[haughty turtle]

Que

[blissful oriole]

Chiste muerto

Q onda

[haughty turtle]

hola

[olive ferry]

My name is actuallt ahn
I just used the cyrillic because i thought it looked cute

[dry briar]

literal claro

[blissful oriole]

Uhh se lleno de español

[haughty turtle]

espanol

[sharp tide]

ups

[blissful oriole]

Español

[dry briar]

pero asi no funciona la expresion

[haughty turtle]

español

[olive ferry]

Espanyol

[haughty turtle]

hola

[dry briar]

no es nada negativo

[olive ferry]

Hola latinx nation!

[dry briar]

no se enoje solo master

[blissful oriole]

Sisi, entendí q era joda

[alpine orbit]

nake sure to communicate in English

[sharp tide]

Guys I like speaking spanish just as much as the next guy but the rules do say english only

[dry briar]

please dont ever say latinx

[blissful oriole]

Hello usa person

[haughty turtle]

DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO SAY "LATINX"

[alpine orbit]

mods can't moderate spanish cus they don't speak it

[blissful oriole]

You have a ak47?

[olive ferry]

WAHAHAHA

[blissful oriole]

GRACIAS

[dry briar]

i see

hello ahn

[haughty turtle]

Im going to tickle your toes when you're sleeping, exactly at 2:59 A.M with 59 seconds and 59 milliseconds

[olive ferry]

I have a gif for it but gifs arenr allowed here

[dry briar]

real

[olive ferry]

I PROMISE im joking!!!

[dry briar]

lets hope

[blissful oriole]

Yo

[dry briar]

where the balatro one

[sharp tide]

Anyways I just beat gold stake for the second time but it actually saved my progress this time so this time is like my first time

[dry briar]

the goat

[olive ferry]

Wow good job beating gold stake for your first time

[haughty turtle]

El multi pesado
La double tag beer bien fría
El perkeo trans
No lo entenderías

[blissful oriole]

No era el grupo trans para fans del zelda??

[dry briar]

no

[blissful oriole]

Yo

[blissful oriole]

Uhhh q bajon

[sharp tide]

Thanks

[haughty turtle]

i HATE
gold stake
ACTUALLY

[olive ferry]

please speak in english im very fomoing rn

[dry briar]

+13 multi

[blissful oriole]

Rial

[blissful oriole]

Okay

[sharp tide]

Ikr, I feel like some parts of it are just really arbitrary. Like, I didn't have any rental jokers, cause I just end up losing and resetting till I get better ones

[blissful oriole]

I don't write very well in English but I hope it makes some sense.

[haughty turtle]

Que decís?
No te entiendo gringou /joke

[sharp tide]

Especially losing ante 1 big blind cause crappy jokers and 1 less discard...

[blissful oriole]

JAJAKAJA

[sharp tide]

Found the Argentinian

[blissful oriole]

Yo soy de Argentina amigo

[sharp tide]

Found the second Argentinian

[haughty turtle]

Empanada, dulce de leche, tortafrita, pastraflora, sorrentinos

[glacial glen]

i am from argentina friend?

atleast i understand

[blissful oriole]

So what??

Sorry

I don't understand very well inglish

[haughty turtle]

Nosotro' somo' de argentina papá
el pais mas piola de todo putiamérica

[glacial glen]

the coolest country

[blissful oriole]

El país q no se va a comer la tremenda bomba atómica q se viene

[glacial glen]

for german people

[sharp tide]

Better than the first country of chile?

[haughty turtle]

|| Y el país con mas habitantes trans de amérca ||

[glacial glen]

jk

[blissful oriole]

Q rico

[glacial glen]

lol

[haughty turtle]

MY BALATRO ISN'T RUNNING

WTH

[blissful oriole]

[glacial glen]

whats hapening

[sharp tide]

Trying beating your device with a baseball bat

[glacial glen]

any errors?

[haughty turtle]

symao

[glacial glen]

nah a fire extinguisher works faster

[blissful oriole]

Balatro no es un juego es un estilo de vida si tuviera un hijo le pondría escalera si tuviera dos le pondría doble y par

[glacial glen]

beating with it ofc

[haughty turtle]

Nope, just click and doesn't run anything

[glacial glen]

what a lifestyle

[blissful oriole]

Vida cotidiana

Día a día

Minuto a minuto

Hora a hora

[haughty turtle]

segundo a segundo

[blissful oriole]

Balatro es como la droga, hace mal pero esta buena

[haughty turtle]

|| COMO TU HERMANA /joke ||

[blissful oriole]

JAAJAJAJAJA

[glacial glen]

milesecond by milesecond

[blissful oriole]

Nanosegundo a nanosegundo

[glacial glen]

lol

[sharp tide]

Kid 15: quintilla

[glacial glen]

can we talk in english again?

[blissful oriole]

JAJAJAKAAK

[glacial glen]

im not that fluent in spanish

is every balatro player a argentinian?

i love their focus tree in hoi 4

[sharp tide]

I'm not Argentinian, I'm just cool

[glacial glen]

ifykyk

[sharp tide]

[blissful oriole]

I speak Spanish because I can't write or understand English very well.

[glacial glen]

ohk

[blissful oriole]

[glacial glen]

bro wrote in fancy and says he doesent understand

[sharp tide]

You've been doing pretty well so far, to be honest

[blissful oriole]

[vernal sedge]

uh

[glacial glen]

im about to close balatro at 4 am??

[vernal sedge]

no speak burrito

[glacial glen]

how jimbo looks at me

those are the subtitles

[blissful oriole]

Google traductor:🕵️‍♂️

[haughty turtle]

Mi vieja we

[sharp tide]

Me at 4 am about to close balatro
How jimbo looks at me

[blissful oriole]

Si

[vernal sedge]

when its4 am and im abt to close balatro, how jimbo looks at me

[sharp tide]

Oh xd

[opal fog]

one of the best runs ive had

[vernal sedge]

do i have latino brethren amongst me

[sharp tide]

You would score higher if you copied photo

[haughty turtle]

-Loud breath behind your neck-

[blissful oriole]

Balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro

[opal fog]

one of my best runs
looks inside
photochad with glass cards

[opal fog]

glass card with red seal thats why

[sharp tide]

A

[vernal sedge]

one could say, a latino among us

[opal fog]

i later changed places tho i only copy chad if i use glass

[blissful oriole]

I love you jimbo

[haughty turtle]

OMONOS

[vernal sedge]

what if the real balatro

[glacial glen]

my pc just shutoff, i turned it back on what did i miss

[sharp tide]

What if we made our own Spanish balatro server

[vernal sedge]

thomas jefferson reference

[blissful oriole]

School in usa: ⚔️🔪🗡🏹🔫🔫

Joke

[vernal sedge]

inacurrate get rid of the first 3 emojis

then u got it down

[glacial glen]

every non american can agree

USA sucks

[blissful oriole]

Me dijiste down??

[glacial glen]

their inventions are fine

[blissful oriole]

Aver da la cara pelotudo

T cago a piñas

[sharp tide]

There's no guns, just american football and kids smoking la hierba mala in the bathrooms

[vernal sedge]

60% of americans can agree. USA (right now) sucks

[blissful oriole]

Im too

[vernal sedge]

but its not our fault chat

[blissful oriole]

99****

[idle plover]

a

[vernal sedge]

no no lol everyone 45 and up agrees with the orange man upstairs silly

[blissful oriole]

I am from ARGENTINA

[vernal sedge]

soy de cuba

[blissful oriole]

Q es cuba

[glacial glen]

i am proud to Not be american

[vernal sedge]

leave it to the non americans to not shut up about america

[blissful oriole]

Conclusión: usa zzz
Argentina god

[sharp tide]

Los argentinos: los eeuu son malos
El peso argentino en cuestión:

[glacial glen]

conclusion, usa likes guns and we dont like their nosieness

[vernal sedge]

chat everyone young rn accepted our fate we're tired of hearing the same shit over and over

porfa plis

[vernal sedge]

OUR nosieness? you mean ORANGE MANS nosieness*

[blissful oriole]

Los estadounidenses en cuestion: fat People, CHRIS CHAN

[glacial glen]

every us president is nosie

[blissful oriole]

[solemn sierra]

Uh, isn't this a violation of the no political talk rule?? Or...

[sharp tide]

Gotta agree here

[vernal sedge]

wa wa wa

[sharp tide]

Too many fatties

[vernal sedge]

spanish is also a rule break

[blissful oriole]

Como q esta prohibido

[vernal sedge]

mira a los rules mi hermano

living in miami my spanish turned to spanglish

😭

[orchid raft]

We cant speak our native language here

English rules here

[vernal sedge]

not letting ppl speak their native language has some undertones...

but what do i know im just a girl

[sharp tide]

Spanish is kinda washed because it has no word for gooning 🥀

[blissful oriole]

Pero yo no entiendo un choto

[vernal sedge]

asere callate por favor

tremendo sapingeria

[glacial glen]

yall killed patrice lummumba thinking he was a dictator usa

[grim prism]

[glacial glen]

he was democratically elected

[vernal sedge]

who is yall 💀

[blissful oriole]

Q te haces el español

[vernal sedge]

...

[orchid raft]

It would be nice a brand new channel for us, the spanish community, but it´s fine like this tho..

[glacial glen]

gaddafi was also not that much of a bad guy

HE WAS STILL EVIL

allegidely

[blissful oriole]

Si hablas español por lo menos escribi bien más palabras

[orchid raft]

Just stop speaking in spanish because they can mute u

[blissful oriole]

Si no sos español lo entiendo

[blissful oriole]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry

[vernal sedge]

my brother in crist you've never heard a cuban speak spanish, we are ghetto

[blissful oriole]

Evil mods.....

[vernal sedge]

we the people who turn "want to" into "wanna"

[orchid raft]

I speak spanish too, but we dont talk in Spanish here

[sharp tide]

No espiki espanish...

[vernal sedge]

well thats just racist

[blissful oriole]

Cuba exist?

[vernal sedge]

not u

[vernal sedge]

this

[orchid raft]

ah

[haughty turtle]

I tried (Failed misserably)

[vernal sedge]

get a load of this guy

[orchid raft]

sorry

[sharp tide]

Against the Spanish race...?

[pine cargo]

what

[vernal sedge]

Connor, for your own sake

hush up 🙏

[blissful oriole]

I want speak spanish

😭

[pine cargo]

what did you say about spanish

[vernal sedge]

that

[sharp tide]

I think you're overreacting

[pine cargo]

"espiki"

Lmao

[solemn sierra]

Well, more entertainment it seems..🍿

[blissful oriole]

Yesh

[haughty turtle]

Espiki espanish goes fire

[vernal sedge]

i'll be gone now bloodborne calls me

[solemn sierra]

Yo you're a fan too?!

[blissful oriole]

[vernal sedge]

i love souls games

[pine cargo]

"El diablo no usa pantalones y no sé por qué"

lmao

[solemn sierra]

Same

[sharp tide]

Thank you Triboulet 100% real no fake

God forbid I need external validation

[vernal sedge]

anyways

[glacial glen]

imma pirate some games

c yall later

schedule one seems good

[vernal sedge]

pirating whaaaaaaat no one should ever do such a heinous act

[glacial glen]

damn its already 12 am 💀

[vernal sedge]

eh em

[glacial glen]

whats my username brother

[vernal sedge]

false theres only one time zone and thats the god damn EST hoo rah 🌭 🇺🇸

What da hells a kilometer

[glacial glen]

brh gmt for life

[haughty turtle]

Im balatring it
Im balatring it
ahh, so good

[glacial glen]

SEE YALL LATER

[vernal sedge]

ambatubalaaaaat

[haughty turtle]

dead chat

[solemn sierra]

Me when the 160k member server goes over 60 seconds without a constant unreadable flow of messages akin to a massive twitch streamer's chat 🥀🥀🥀

[sharp mortar]

Hey yall!

[sharp tide]

Me la balatreo todos los días dos veces al día

[sharp mortar]

How is everyone!

[sharp tide]

Hey, I'm okay thanks for asking

How are you

[sharp mortar]

Good

Just playing Balatro

[sharp tide]

Relatable

[keen crystal]

do i take the risk??

[sharp tide]

I have two moods:
playing balatro
Thinking about playing Balatro

[pallid sapphire]

best it can do is perkeo

[sharp tide]

We need more info

[hard gyro]

No you don't

[sharp mortar]

Bro you think that’s crazy? I got three soul cards in the past 2 hours of Balatro!

[keen crystal]

but what if chicot

[hard gyro]

Or you sell Cavendish

[slim junco]

Holy peak

[slim junco]

Hello

[errant beacon]

i just got the $20 lucky card hit 3 times

[sharp mortar]

Chicot my beloved!!!

[hard gyro]

Cool

[slim junco]

🤭

[sharp tide]

You know what's crazy? I was grinding gold stake and I got soul in the arcana pack I skipped ante 1 for, and fumbled it, and the next run I got another soul card and fumbled it again

[hard gyro]

That's a lot of kings

[sharp mortar]

Chicot it my favorite legendary joker in my opinion!

[haughty turtle]

My grandfather died
and i laughed more in his funeral than with your message

[keen crystal]

letsgooo

perkeo

[sharp tide]

Yeah no way

[slim junco]

You coulda got me

[hard gyro]

You should start killing more cards

[slim junco]

So peak

[hard gyro]

Man I love balatro

Balatro is no normal card game

[slim junco]

Thank you!

[hard gyro]

@slim junco yo chicot

[errant beacon]

1/3375

[solemn sierra]

Uhh.. ok.

[sharp mortar]

Bro bc of perkeo i had 20 cards that were bonus cards bc of perkeo!

[slim junco]

Fun run

[sharp tide]

I got canio but didn't find any hanged men, then trib and the needle got me cause I couldn't find kings/queens

[slim junco]

Hey what’s up man

[slim junco]

lol

[sharp tide]

Generational fumble

[slim junco]

Same for me I got CANIO and then no hanged men

[hard gyro]

I found a soul card in a spectral pack

[sharp tide]

Ngl, rare jokers are better than legendary jokers by a long shot

[solemn sierra]

...
It took me an eternity to pull you and finally add you to my collection
Just wanted to say that...

[sharp tide]

More consistent

[hard gyro]

Triboulet and perkeo:

[slim junco]

😘

[hard gyro]

Just because you don't always get souls doesn't mean rares are better

[sharp tide]

Rare jokers are just more consistent for ante 8 wins

[rustic radish]

That moment when you see the plot twist setup get set up by a character doing something stupid and get second hand embarrassment by the stupity of the characters action that has just setup said plot twist

[sharp mortar]

Get back in my deck Chicot!

[haughty turtle]

I HATE PAINTED DECK

[slim junco]

What’s not consistent about me?

[sharp mortar]

🤣

[haughty turtle]

😭

[sharp tide]

Perkeo smothers runs

[sharp tide]

It's about opportunity cost, I'm sorry bb

[hard gyro]

Triboulet is photograph but miles better

[sharp mortar]

Bs! Chicot can disable all the boss blinds!

[compact shuttle]

Anyone got the invite for pwx server ?

[slim junco]

Exactly

[uneven edge]

why?

[sharp tide]

Half the boss blinds in this game don't do anything ngl

[hard gyro]

What's that

[uneven edge]

you start with top 3 vouchers

[compact shuttle]

A mod

[uneven edge]

painted deck is very good

[hard gyro]

Tf

[sharp mortar]

I got you my beloved!

[hard gyro]

Which ones you talking about

[haughty turtle]

painted deck, not zodiacal

[compact shuttle]

Jen’s almanac/pwx /

No one ?

[slim junco]

So peak (I hope you win)

[uneven edge]

you start with paint brush and palette

basically

[hard gyro]

You didnt need to add the a and l

[uneven edge]

thats what I mean by top 3 vouchers

[hard gyro]

It's just zodiac

[sharp mortar]

It’s true if you get the plant boss blind or the boss blind that faces the face cards down it’s useless in the abandoned deck

[uneven edge]

I know you're talking about painted deck and I still ask why

[hard gyro]

You said half of them

[sharp mortar]

No I mean I’m on your side when people bully how bad your card is

[uneven edge]

since painted is good

[slim junco]

Some of my best

[hard gyro]

Half of them is a crazy statement

[slim junco]

Oh, even better

[uneven edge]

this shouldnt be happening chicot is the best fr

[haughty turtle]

-1 joker slot || Made me accidentally skip a buffoon pack with neg. Blueprint ||

[sharp tide]

The wheel, the house, the wall, the amber acorn, the suit blinds unless you're really stacked in one suit, the eye, the mouth, like these don't affect gameplay very much at all

[keen crystal]

-,SDFMKnbdsLISDHNFAFDUNGAUIFOGA

[slim junco]

Exactly

[sharp tide]

The crimson heart is weak af too

[slim junco]

That’s on you gang

[uneven edge]

if -1 joker slot is the problem then black deck should be amazing for you right?

since it does the opposite of what painted deck does

[sharp mortar]

You be suprise

[uneven edge]

dw I know

[haughty turtle]

-1 hand per round

[hard gyro]

If you talking about the suit ones and the wheel and the wall sure

[sharp mortar]

Bro Chicot is underrated! 😭

[uneven edge]

+1 joker slot

[pallid sapphire]

imagine if black deck wasn't actually just +1 joker slot, it just had antimatter redeemed for you

[uneven edge]

and you care about that joker slot alot

so if you hate painted you should love black deck

[sharp mortar]

Black deck can go to hell that is the worst decision ever

[uneven edge]

just using ur logic here

[hard gyro]

Well it's not since you don't find antimatter in redeemed vouchers

[sharp tide]

Meanwhile rare jokers have blueprint, brainstorm, mime, dna, hologram, burnt joker + more probably

[uneven edge]

hologram?

[hard gyro]

Blueprint and brainstorm don't do anything by themselves

[sharp tide]

Hologram is rare right

Idk

[uneven edge]

chicot is the actually "you win" joker

[hard gyro]

Hologram is uncommon

[haughty turtle]

situational

[uneven edge]

ppl need to realize that

[sharp mortar]

Exactly!!

[uneven edge]

how is it situational

you dont like painted because of the -1 joker slot

[sharp tide]

They're the best jokers in the game and you know it

[slim junco]

Legendary jokers have yorick, trib, me, and perkeo (fuck CANIO)

[hard gyro]

True

[uneven edge]

black deck does the OPPOSITE of that

unless the -1 hand size is what throws you off

[haughty turtle]

WHY FUCK CANIO

[pallid sapphire]

hence "imagine"

[hard gyro]

Yes they are but like I said they are not useful on their own their entire purpose is to copy other cards

[uneven edge]

canio second best legendary

shhhhh

[slim junco]

Yo get this guy out of here
CANIO lover in the big 25

[uneven edge]

idk about brainstorm

[hard gyro]

That's yorick

[sharp mortar]

Yo Rick is the only legendary joker I haven’t gotten yet

[uneven edge]

yorick canio chicot in order

[hard gyro]

Yorick > canio

[sharp mortar]

Yorick

[uneven edge]

yes

[sharp tide]

I mean it's just a slightly worse version of bluepring

[uneven edge]

which is what I said

[haughty turtle]

trib lover*

[hard gyro]

Triboulet is the goat

[pallid sapphire]

if they're the best jokers, why are r/balatro players constantly losing when they get them?

[uneven edge]

id rather take a hologram over trib any day

[sharp mortar]

Nah bro. It goes Chicot then yorick than canio

[haughty turtle]

trib + luchador / chicot = win

[uneven edge]

yeah you can make that argument tbf

since chicot can be used at ANY point in the ame

but then again

you just might not win solely because of boss blinds being disabled

if you need scoring

[sharp tide]

They suck idk

[hard gyro]

it's literally the same function with a different symmetrical order

[pallid sapphire]

you'd think the best joker should hand you a victory, not make you lose 🧠

[uneven edge]

different enough to put a tier below imo

S+ bp S bs

[haughty turtle]

we're talking to you, GREEN JOKER

[hard gyro]

S++ superposition

[uneven edge]

truth nuke here

[hard gyro]

Superposition is the best evee

[sharp tide]

Yeah but jokers trigger left to right, so if you have xmult then it's better to copy it but it wastes + mult, and if you have multiple, you have to copy the same guy

[sharp mortar]

FUCK THAT JOKER!

[hard gyro]

It's called sarcasm

[sharp tide]

Chicots best function is temperance value ngl

[pallid sapphire]

and fringe case, you can't split multiple brainstorms to copy different jokers, but you can with multiple blueprints

[hard gyro]

Why is everyone's name here starts with C?

[haughty turtle]

neg chicot

[sharp mortar]

Yeah wait wtf??!

[uneven edge]

cap

[hard gyro]

I once saw a Pic of a human sized chicot wrestling a human sized plant

[pallid sapphire]

to remind you to get c+ and c++

[sharp tide]

Chicot stops the needle, the plant, and the violet vessel and is useless the rest of the time

[hard gyro]

Chicot diddles all blinds

[toxic gulch]

also vermillion virus

and thats it

[hard gyro]

Hi jimball

[sharp tide]

Tf is vermillion virus

[toxic gulch]

wait is that a cryptid blind

[uneven edge]

I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it I wont fall for it

[sharp mortar]

Ok I'm going to say it

[toxic gulch]

sorry bout that

[sharp mortar]

FUCK VIOLET VESSEL!

[uneven edge]

this is bait

[sharp tide]

All good

[hard gyro]

Here?

Buy me a drink first

[sharp mortar]

No! I meant fuck that blind it is the fucking worst boss blund ever!

[haughty turtle]

YEAAAAA

[toxic gulch]

at least wait till the second date. geez

[sharp tide]

Ngl, amber acorn should shuffle and pin your jokers instead of flipping them

[hard gyro]

So here then?

[sharp mortar]

Nah thats crazy

[sharp mortar]

Metaphorically!!

[pallid sapphire]

usually you'll just die in this case lmao

[hard gyro]

I mean i get awkward around people so

[toxic gulch]

no, its true

[uneven edge]

pin them?

[pallid sapphire]

pin them prevents you from moving

[uneven edge]

that would actually be the worst blind ever

[pallid sapphire]

like the dagger in the challenge

[uneven edge]

thats just a death sentence for a good 80% of builds

[pallid sapphire]

yeah you'd just die unless you basically had a jokerless build going

[uneven edge]

theres no skill involved in that

thats just luck

[sharp tide]

As of right now, amber acorn does practically nothing. It's so easy to cheese

[uneven edge]

like you can have the best build and straight up die to that

[hard gyro]

Yeah that's gay

Why would i fuck violet vessel infront of everyone

[pallid sapphire]

I don't see why there's a problem with a finisher that does "practically nothing"

[uneven edge]

not necessarily a bad thing

thats not a problem since there are other boss blinds that do nothing too

verdant leaf is also easy to cheese too

with scaling jokers

[sharp tide]

I mean, it's just considered by the game to be equivalent to violet vessel

It literally lets you hold a joker to keep track of it

[pallid sapphire]

so therefore verdant should debuff all your playing cards PERMANENTLY

[sharp tide]

Idk I just don't like how gimmicky it is

[uneven edge]

the serpent eye and mouth are equivalent

[hard gyro]

Wait wtf

[toxic gulch]

that would suck, also for people who dont play past ante 8, it would be very easy

[hard gyro]

Why

[uneven edge]

that doesnt mean its a bad thing

[pallid sapphire]

I do, cause a lot of players starting out don't realize you can figure out to slow down and rearrange them

[pallid sapphire]

because it's "easy to cheese"

[hard gyro]

Not all times is it easy to cheese

[sharp tide]

Going into settings to reduce speed shouldn't be a strat, going into collection to see which card idol is on shouldn't be a strat

[pallid sapphire]

neither is acorn technically if you have blueprint and/or brainstorm sometimes

[orchid raft]

Well, already two in a row

[pallid sapphire]

sometimes you don't have enough hands and it can be a death sentence

[hard gyro]

Why do people cheat in balatro lol when the game's entire concept is already about cheating poker to win you are basically cheating cheating

[sharp tide]

At most you play one suboptimal hand and then fix your jokers

[sharp mortar]

Lucky! I can't get pass green stake!

[hard gyro]

Wait what

[uneven edge]

not if you have stuff like blueprint and brainstorm

[hard gyro]

Is that satire

How can someone be stuck at green stake

[uneven edge]

not every single situation can cheese amber acorn

[toxic gulch]

wait there should be a sticker

that you cant sell the joker

[sharp tide]

Probably because you keep taking chicot

[sharp mortar]

Last ante gets me all the time

[toxic gulch]

but you can destroy it

[hard gyro]

No way

Green stake is so ez

[uneven edge]

I mean it's the easiest or second easiest final boss blind but I don't think it needs to be changed at all

[sharp mortar]

Nuh uh!

[haughty turtle]

I remember 4-hour me thinking that pareidolia + trib was a good combo ( infinite x2 mult)

[uneven edge]

and on top of that the alternative you said was just bad

[orchid raft]

I hope you can beat it soon!

[hard gyro]

There are no rentals, perishable and score doesn't scale as fast as later blinds