🎙・server-chat

[livid basin]

this is for the case of getting stickers by the way

[uneven edge]

the ONLY time skipping early is worth is investment tag

[livid basin]

or when im tired of going through the early game

[wraith wharf]

😭

[livid basin]

what changes if i still win the run at the end?

[uneven edge]

okay well thats a completely different argument

lmfao

you keep flip flopping what you're trying to say to make your argument

[wraith wharf]

Thats it: if you skip, you will win less

There ARE runs where you will skip and win, but the rates are smaller

[livid basin]

ive gotten really good at avoiding the early game

[livid basin]

im tired of the early game and i dont like it

both work

[wraith wharf]

What is your win rate aproximately (white stake)

[livid basin]

i dont know

where can i see this

[wraith wharf]

Just think of your last few runs and how many you won

[wraith wharf]

You cant

[versed sorrel]

Why compete with eachother when we can ally and be happy instead ?

[livid basin]

i havent played in a while

but its going pretty great

i currently have a 12 win streak on switch

[hollow cargo]

Rookie numbers

Try a win streak of 7 💪

[livid basin]

no way

[wraith wharf]

Not competing atm, just having a happy argue about how you can be better in balatro (cope)

[hollow cargo]

I know I know I’ll give you an autograph

[livid basin]

thanks

[dry cedar]

Bro I'm going back to StS... The plant just destroyed me in a normal run 😭

[livid basin]

sts2 is almost out

[livid basin]

sometimes i also just play the first two blinds and pick up a good flat mult common joker

[karmic falcon]

why does it say 8 new discoveries when i didn’t discover anything

[orchid raft]

aint eating those popcorns

[zinc zephyr]

what kind of a joker card is that

[orchid raft]

negative popcorn

[livid basin]

poopy

[dry cedar]

Wait fr? I thought it was 2026

[vestal peak]

Hey should I take the invis here?

[livid basin]

2025

[dry cedar]

Oh crap

[vestal peak]

I'm playing glass cards of 5

[livid basin]

and silksong

[dry cedar]

I always wanted to play hollow knight but never got the chance

[wraith wharf]

Did I encounter a single hanged man this run? (HARD)

[dry cedar]

Is it still gonna be 10$

[wraith wharf]

Ah, hollow knight, the peak of the peak of the hallownest

[livid basin]

goodnight my balatro

[livid basin]

probably 15

but it looks amazing

[obtuse crescent]

balala

[dry cedar]

It does, I heard something about more than 4 characters??

[orchid raft]

Why is black deck so hard

I hate gold stake with black d

STILL LOSING IN ANTE EIGHT

[livid basin]

Something something

[wraith wharf]

I have that combo since ante 3

CANIO IS STILL AT 1X

I DIDNT FIND A SINGLE HANGED MAN

I am now going to pivot

I had the two best FUCKING shops in my whole balatro life EVER in the same run

The first one had pareidolia and canio

The second one had (after baron pivot) a mime, a dna, and a brainstorm

Simple stuff

Got away with it

[tranquil oak]

Was just thinking, “man, To Do List is being awefully nice rn only making me play high card and pairs for money”,next blind it turns to straight flush

Looks like no to do list money for this upcoming blind

Wait a min, a judgement just gave me 4 fingers

Maybe it’s possible

[obtuse crescent]

balala fans chattering call that balabbing

[dry cedar]

I just got a polychrome brainstorm 1st shop on a red stake...

[untold narwhal]

Phantom Hourglass*

[tranquil oak]

Oh yeah mb

Been so long since I played it

[past marlin]

what should i sell for blueprint?

[near yew]

hello balalos

[tranquil oak]

Think I got it for Christmas or shortly after when I was 10 or 11

[near yew]

smile

[past marlin]

is negative

[near yew]

the may and the mayus

[past marlin]

if i did that i would have to sell 2{

[near yew]

genuinely idk

[past marlin]

[near yew]

how high is yopur canio?

[tranquil oak]

Dude the judgements today have been nuts

[past marlin]

x16

[near yew]

and what is perkeo providing

[past marlin]

and i have all glass cards

[near yew]

oh

okay make sense

[past marlin]

cryptids

[tranquil oak]

Have gotten Baron, 4 fingers, and Wee Joker from my last 3 judgments

[near yew]

oh shit

4 finger

better than poop fly

[tranquil oak]

It helped me play a straight flush when I had a to do list asking me to play one

[near yew]

genuinely

it doesnt do much more

[tranquil oak]

I prefer shortcut ngl

[near yew]

photo and copy chad?

[past marlin]

nah bro you dont know balatro

[near yew]

i meant the blueprint

[fickle thistle]

bro

provolone cheese chicken nuggies

are peak

[final delta]

hello

[fickle thistle]

this GUY

he's here

[delicate estuary]

Hi guys

[meager nymph]

opinions

[uneven edge]

bad

[fickle thistle]

probably good

[uneven edge]

very very bad

nanlet coded tierlist

[meager nymph]

?

whats a nanlet coded tierlist

[uneven edge]

the tierlist is clearly made with endless in mind

not ante 8 higher stakes

[meager nymph]

did u just look at only the s tier

[uneven edge]

no I looked at the list

you have things like obelisk red card and rtb in D tier

it screams endless player or new player

[cold lichen]

Spwys🥀🥀🥀

[delicate estuary]

☠️

[queen nova]

The fact that paredoila is d tier dispite its amazing synergies is crazy

[uneven edge]

💀

[uneven edge]

no pareidolia belongs there

[delicate estuary]

Que hace el del bate ahí

[uneven edge]

its very mid

[delicate estuary]

Wtf

[meager nymph]

might as well fix ur deck at that point

[delicate estuary]

And the one above the talker is worse

[tranquil oak]

Take a guess what it will be, I’m gonna sack fortune teller for it

[glad oriole]

baron should be on the opposite side of the list

thats not the only problem with the list i didnt bother looking at it more

[tranquil oak]

It was Perkeo, died cus I had no x mult or + mult

Literally only saw the duo the whole run as far as x mult went

[patent flame]

Biggest piece of dogshit

[tranquil oak]

Can’t wait to see the plant

[visual dune]

does balatro on steam ever go on sale

[cold igloo]

Idk, buy voucher?

[visual dune]

lol

[tranquil oak]

I feel dumb that this flew over me head at first

[cold igloo]

Nice try hacker

Btw i love this toxic couple 💏

[fickle thistle]

i've never gotten them

i want them so bad

[tranquil oak]

About to head into the mark with an eternal pareidolia, guess it’s time to guess the cards cus all will be face down

[cold igloo]

That was my first time seeing both of them in my run lol

Ez win (with Blueprint too)

[tranquil oak]

Ngl I just want a lucky cat rn, that bugger never shows up

[cold igloo]

Lucky horse when 💔

[shut wharf]

👍

[fickle thistle]

this guy when it comes to controlling my decision making abilities

[wintry patrol]

and this is why you never, ever, ever take pareidolia as an eternal

[patent flame]

Never take pareidolia in the long run anyways

[wintry patrol]

it’s fine to take for econ or maybe as a scoring crutch when you’re in a bad spot but as an eternal it’s far too risky

[tranquil oak]

I know it’s bad, I did it for fun though

[wintry patrol]

fair

[tranquil oak]

And I made it through no problem on the mark

[limpid tree]

a vampire that becomes strong by having a mask? sounds familiar...

[tranquil oak]

Just play 5 cards and hope you make at least a pair

[wintry patrol]

this is always fun

or play spades/diamonds flush if that works

[fiery pulsar]

we are so back

[gentle kernel]

a pelo

a pelo

a pelo

[fickle thistle]

i should quit afte rthis

i give up

[frail hedge]

just one more

[fickle thistle]

i legit gave up and went to play enter the gungeon

[frail hedge]

i haven't gotten past ante 8

i just went and played resident evil

[fickle thistle]

which one

[frail hedge]

7 and 8

i just beat 7 on madhouse and so im movin on to 8

big fan of Ethan ngl you can just tell he says things that he thinks sounds really cool

[fickle thistle]

and he is pretty cool

though he can be a li'l bit pushy at times

i'm playing 8 rn and i think it's honestly one of the best new gen resident evils

[frail hedge]

7 is by far id say my favorite resident evil

i really love 4 and that was my favorite for a long time so im thinking i should play the remake next

[sleek oar]

is this good for round one?

[fickle thistle]

i liked it

and i played the old resident evils quite a lot as a kid

but by far my favorite will always be resident evil 2, both the remake and the original

[opaque shard]

It's really good

[sleek oar]

my first legendary joker ever

[opaque shard]

My man

[sleek oar]

its also a foil one

[opaque shard]

Yorick's the best leggie trust

It was my first too

[sleek oar]

ye he is pretty good

[frail hedge]

ive played Re1 remake, Re2, Re3, Re4, Re0, Code veronica, and most recently 7 and 8

[fickle thistle]

there's a re1 remake???

[frail hedge]

my dad owned all the older Re games so ive played them all

[frail hedge]

the one from 2002

[fickle thistle]

oooh

was never aware of that

[frail hedge]

really???

[fickle thistle]

yeah

i never really liked 1 though

[frail hedge]

huh

its pretty popular id say

[fickle thistle]

the premise didn't really catch me

like 2 did

[frail hedge]

not as much as the other remakes given that the other remakes have way better graphics and gameplay

i think the reason i like 7 so much is because it actually scared me

[fickle thistle]

yeah seven is BY FAR the scariest

[frail hedge]

like i haven't been scared by a game since playing Re1 remake and so being able to be scared by something new like that was so thrilling

[fickle thistle]

i feel like of recent memory the moment i've been most terrified of was in RE8 and RE7

[frail hedge]

8 scares me but in a different way than 7 does

[umbral light]

just bought the game on steam after playing it for a month on my iphone with arcade <3

[fickle thistle]

have you gotten to the part in re8 where you encounter the first varcôlac

[prime vessel]

god that run sucked ass

was forced to pick up scary face to survive

[frail hedge]

im not that far in im still looking for the four masks to get out of the castle

[fickle thistle]

get ready

i won't spoil anything

[frail hedge]

ty ty

[fickle thistle]

but that game will make you shit yourself so badly

[frail hedge]

i thought going in i wouldn't be scared of Lady Dimitreus given how much people online have like turned her into a meme

but i get so scared hearing her footsteps outside a door or watching her chase after me

[fickle thistle]

i remember in my first playthrough i wasn't scared at all

[frail hedge]

shes no Jack Baker but she certainly still scares me

[fickle thistle]

i was locked tf in most of the time because i hate going through the castle

i feel like they tried too hard to make her a Mr X and Nemesis type enemy

and MR X is by far the scariest thing in resident evil games for me

[frail hedge]

the castle is a really cool setting but i get so confused navigating it

[fickle thistle]

i wanna play seven so bad

[frail hedge]

Mr. X scared me at first but looking back at him im like "oh wow he's stupid looking" and now im not scared of him anymore

[fickle thistle]

i'm mostly blind about the game

[frail hedge]

Ill keep it that way for you

[fickle thistle]

i find him scary because he can sprint at you from out of nowhere sometimes

so 'im just like

i'mma dodge him like nemesis in old re3

and he just sucker punches me

[frail hedge]

yea true that is scary

You definitely need to play 7 i think you'd love the Baker family

[fickle thistle]

i'm aware of some key aspects of 7

but i never got around to playing it

[spice patrol]

god i love nonperishable
the non-visible jokers are poly club+5 joker (forget the name), poly blueprint, and brainstorm
i only lost cause i fucked up my good hand (spades are not clubs guys)

[fickle thistle]

i remember there was this cosplay event that had vr, and they had like these vr things

there was resident evil 7, i REFUSED to play it

[frail hedge]

that would be fun but so terrifying

[fickle thistle]

imagine you're just walking and get jack bakered

[frail hedge]

it helps playing the two dlc's after the main game

End of Zoe takes all of the resident evil humor and campiness that was left out of 7 and throws it all into one storyline

and its still terrifying to play

[fickle thistle]

honestly you're selling me more and more into it

i should go finish re8 so i can play re7

[frail hedge]

Well now that i think about it

7 still has humor

but the humor only helps to serve your fear

[fickle thistle]

i find it fucking ridiculous how ethan looses his hands like

20 different times

[frail hedge]

you really should

[fickle thistle]

and he still walks away from it like its NOTHING

[frail hedge]

he can lose his leg in 7

ive never had it happen to me but at one point in the game Jack can sever your leg and its like nearly totally random

[fickle thistle]

damn thats crazy

i find ethan to be a really funny character tbf

brother can get dilacerated in twenty different ways

and still be fine

[frail hedge]

he's also just like

a guy

[fickle thistle]

a completely normal guy

[frail hedge]

like he has no training he's not in any military

he's a systems engineer

[fickle thistle]

in RE7 yeah

[frail hedge]

yea ik in 8 he mentiosn being trained by the military

7 has my favorite moment with him when he's talking to a cop and he goes
"Wait you need to give me your gun"

[fickle thistle]

resident evil just has these random ass comedy moments

or comic relief characters

like the duke in RE8, brother can just say the most wild shit out of NOWHERE

[frail hedge]

"Wait you need to give me your gun!"
"Now you must've lost your damn mind"

[frail hedge]

i love his reference to the merchant from re4

[fickle thistle]

yeah

if it wasnt so late rn i'd be on RE8

to hell if i'm gonna play it at night

[frail hedge]

its only 9:30 for me so i might play some

i strictly played Re7 at night with no lights on

[fickle thistle]

you're INSANE

[frail hedge]

its so much fun

[fickle thistle]

i'm extremely tough when it comes to watching horror movies or other horror content

but games i cannot take very well at some moments

[frail hedge]

although i might watch a horror movie tonight but then again i can just do both

have you played outlast?

[fickle thistle]

not really

i mean i've tried it but it never stuck with me

[frail hedge]

yea

ive played and beaten it but it never really scared me

[fickle thistle]

the only horror games i've ever willingly played were darkwood and all dead spaces

and of course the Resident Evil series

[frail hedge]

i think the only games that have genuinely scared me are Re1 remake, Re7, a few parts of Re8, and Fear and Hunger

[fickle thistle]

fear and hunger is too much for me

i hate the concept i hate the arts

i'll probably hate teh gameplay too

[frail hedge]

Fear and Hunger is genuinely my favorite game

i love how nothing is ever for shock value like all the evil and disturbing and twisted things that happen all happen for a reason

i really need to play termina

[marble gale]

ok, what is this

[frail hedge]

Chef Baker

[marble gale]

fire

[frail hedge]

look up his birthday outfit

his birthday outfit is my favorite look for him

[fickle thistle]

@frail hedge do tell me what you think when you get to the more gripping parts of RE8

[marble gale]

it's very cool

[fickle thistle]

i wanna see if it actually scares you as much as i did

[fickle thistle]

still its too much for me

[frail hedge]

yes ofc ofc i will

[frail hedge]

thats fair

it is definitely over the top

[marble gale]

and outlast?

[frail hedge]

idk outlast wasn't that bad to me

like it was disturbing especially seeing the patients all distressed and what not

but it never really scared me outside of jumpscares i wasn't expecting

[marble gale]

Damn

[frail hedge]

it was a fun concept

i enjoyed the gameplay

it just didn't scare me that much

[sleek oar]

this a good lineup?

[frail hedge]

sell all your jokers

[sleek oar]

why

[haughty panther]

For baron and mime pivot

[frail hedge]

so you can ruin your run

[sleek oar]

😦

[marble gale]

definitely my favourite part of the game are the chases

idk

[frail hedge]

the chases pissed me off but thats only cause i suck and kept dying 😭

[fickle thistle]

i know we all hate EA but they cooked way too hard on this game

[frail hedge]

unfortunately they did

i wish they cooked with the unlock system

[fickle thistle]

i didn't really have that problem

everything just came unlocked

[frail hedge]

i remember grinding out for one of the skins

i don't even remember what it was 😭

[rugged abyss]

Yeah or nah

[frail hedge]

sell all your jokers

[rugged abyss]

The true pivot

I should sell for fortune teller fr

[frail hedge]

i haven't beaten ante 8

idk what the fortune teller does

i don't even know what a card game really is

[rugged abyss]

Makes you win every ante

Take it and sell all of your jokers

[slim junco]

nah

the best hit is equal or worse

[rugged abyss]

Real

My best hand is e32 😮‍💨 damn, I'm screwed

[tawny lichen]

my best hand dont even have an e

[fickle thistle]

i honestly love the war modes

they're SO ufn

fun*

and i'm a big star wars nerd

so it makes it even better

[rugged abyss]

This is my best run yet. Non streamer luck

AINT NO WAY

BLUEPRINT WHAT

[fickle thistle]

these peons ahven't even goten naneinf yet

[wintry tusk]

Good luck

[fickle thistle]

i'm playing btw

[marsh plume]

if i wanna do a perkeo observatory run, do i sell yorick or trading card

i need mone

[rugged abyss]

This run is prob ending soon sadly

[wintry tusk]

yeah

[dry briar]

i dont think trading card will help that much

you need planet cards

[dry briar]

this is true

very hard to get

[marsh plume]

im scoring around 500k without the polychrome trading card

altho im not sure if the deck fixing is better

[viral condor]

te amo balatro

[tardy cloud]

How do I convince my boyfriend to play this game for himself and not vicariously out of me ? I want him to EXPERIENCE this.

[slim junco]

Why is he being a weenie

[dry briar]

i mean it could be good but blue are needed

same with steel

[pallid crescent]

Hold him at gunpoint

[dry briar]

show him videos that arent exactly balatro but somehow related to this kind of games until you make the algorithm give him balatro vids

at one point hes gonna either play it or tell you about it

[fiery flower]

tell him he can gamble for hundreds of dollars just by playing lucky cards. He can watch the flames and mult soar.

[rugged abyss]

OMG THE RUN IS STILL ALIVE

[fickle thistle]

this is SO PEAK

[nova shore]

which mod of balatro is this?

[rugged abyss]

Nvm.

[fickle thistle]

star wars

balatro mod

[haughty violet]

honestly just ask if they want to play a round. handed it over to my gf for a round and she ended up buying the game right after. now we both hear the music at night lol

[cold lichen]

Is ts optimal (retrigger glass kings)

[haughty violet]

love the tape over the camera lol

[cold lichen]

You never know

[cold lichen]

I got another brainstorm

[slim junco]

No balatro player wants to be discovered

[cold lichen]

But is this placement optimaö

[fiery flower]

I would think maybe copying trib with brainstorms, and blueprint on sock might be better with 3 vs 2 but I don't know about 4 vs 2

[cold lichen]

Ok

[rancid patio]

choose

[fiery flower]

Chad

[cold lichen]

Brain storms on tri was right

I got ectoplasm at ante 19 bruh

Dna fuck yeah

[hexed wyvern]

Hello chat

[left glade]

anaglyph is a easy gameplay, infinite negative jokers

[scarlet wind]

Hello

[left glade]

NO

PLANT NO

NO

😭

[scarlet wind]

Yes

Muahahaha

[left glade]

NO

[scarlet wind]

Yes

[nova shore]

deja de robar momos :v

[scarlet wind]

Waiting you on your next ante

[rancid patio]

what the heck

[left glade]

good synergy for ante 2?

[nova shore]

stop hanging the chad

[scarlet wind]

I can’t wait to destroy your build

[hexed wyvern]

Is there any way to make a ticket or another way to talk to the mods? I noticed the lack of a wiki bot and messages asking for one in here and I have mode an open source one so I thought I would ask because

I’m sorry if I’m bothering and I hope this isn’t considered self promotion

[left glade]

i cant

[slim junco]

Dreams crusher

[scarlet wind]

Yes

That’s me

[hexed wyvern]

You already have several times

Please let me beat gold stake once

[scarlet wind]

Nah

[hexed wyvern]

Il give you anything

Even my second born child

[scarlet wind]

Just dont play face cards ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nova shore]

one night, in the shadows, i will ||kiss|| you, and no one will save you because everyone hate you

[hexed wyvern]

But eternal of that one card that makes all card face cards

[scarlet wind]

Oop

[slim junco]

Pareidolia

[scarlet wind]

Romantic-

[left glade]

romantic

[hexed wyvern]

I can’t spell

[hexed wyvern]

Lmao one of my friends just got killed by the plant lmao

[left glade]

HE EVERYTIME RETURN TO ME

I LOVE YOU CHAD

[slim junco]

Chicot

[hexed wyvern]

Then comes @twilit veldt

[nova shore]

wyd with hex?

[hexed wyvern]

Wait that’s the wrong plant

[left glade]

i'm going to play with only 2 with red seals and glass

and get a hack

[nova shore]

that the plant but silly
-# he's a cactus

[scarlet wind]

But not chicot

[scarlet wind]

El garfio está medio dlv

[hexed wyvern]

So what’s everyone doing rn?

[nova shore]

pq choto hablas español

[nova shore]

dinner

[scarlet wind]

Porque quiero bro

[slim junco]

La planta habla español

Mira tú

[scarlet wind]

Sis

[hexed wyvern]

What’s going on now?

[scarlet wind]

I’m waiting for a face card build

[hexed wyvern]

I’m currently doing a photo Chad build rn

[scarlet wind]

I love when players have in they build a baron

[nova shore]

me agarro desprevenido xd

[hexed wyvern]

-# I’m sorry I don’t wana be rude but the rule isn’t the rule to speak in English? And I can’t understand what you are all saying

[untold narwhal]

Me and the boys about to dunk on The Plant anyways:

[hexed wyvern]

Get a re roll voucher

[nova shore]

yea rule 2

[scarlet wind]

Sorry

[scarlet wind]

Yes

It’s your fault

[hexed wyvern]

The plant is one of the most well balanced boss blinds imo

[scarlet wind]

If you don’t want to lose against me just don’t play face cards

So easy

[nova shore]

me and the boys in the way to beat the shit of

[untold narwhal]

This should get 'em, right?

[left glade]

yeah, showman

[nova shore]

yea our fault, sorry for that

[hexed wyvern]

It’s all good I’m not a staff member

[nova shore]

XDD

[scarlet wind]

Play yahimod

[nova shore]

from here or where

[hexed wyvern]

I’m not

I’m sorry

[nova shore]

FREE THE SHOWMAN

[hexed wyvern]

I miss typed

[nova shore]

oh

thats ok

[scarlet wind]

Me when: hanging chad, baron, fotograph, smiley face and blue print

[dry briar]

baron doesnt help there tho

[nova shore]

i love how vagabond is just doing bussines, no fun

[dry briar]

vagabond is just being himself

[nova shore]

true

i forgot is name

[scarlet wind]

People think I’m cuel but, whatch the ox, or violet vessel, that’s more cruel

[nova shore]

cuel :3

[hexed wyvern]

Violet vessel is ok if you have a good setup

The plant though

It’s almost as if the plant is watching everything I say

[scarlet wind]

Just don’t depend of face cards

[hexed wyvern]

But what if the rng says I must

[scarlet wind]

Ignore the rng

[nova shore]

die

[hexed wyvern]

Then die I shall

[glossy dawn]

What the 💀

[hexed wyvern]

Have you never seen this form of meme?

[glossy dawn]

Well i saw it

[nova shore]

shhh, the plant is listening

[glossy dawn]

But lmao

Very accurate

[still folio]

I just saw a guy break up with his girlfriend at a bus station in a boring town in NJ, the usual of her cheating on him, you know the usual, it was loud and very distracting, once they were done and she stormed off, the guy sits 2 seats away from me turns his phone in a horizontal position and all I hear is a C Lydian scale going 🎵bum bum bum bum bum, duna duna dunaaaa🎵

[scarlet wind]

I’m here

[hexed wyvern]

Dose anyone have some weed killer around here

[haughty turtle]

I'm balatring it

[scarlet wind]

No one

[hexed wyvern]

Google en jimbasant

[scarlet wind]

No chicot no win

[glossy dawn]

Yeah unless you level up here flush five or something solid enough, reroll boss.. that is the real problem

[scarlet wind]

But you wasted luchador with the club

[glossy dawn]

Btw i hate mobile version:

[nova shore]

ANOTHER JOKER IN SPANISH

[glossy dawn]

Why a hand took me 2 hours wth

[left glade]

anyone have a seed with perkeo and a observatory?

[glossy dawn]

2 HOURS

[haughty turtle]

Hola

[dry briar]

how did bro naneinf in mobile so fast

[glossy dawn]

Go to #1156061354076155944

[glossy dawn]

I could do it in ante 32 or sooner but if that so the run will broke

If i reopen the game after that

[haughty turtle]

Good thing im not that guy

[slim junco]

Canio!

[vernal sedge]

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

[haughty turtle]

what

[scarlet wind]

Buenas

[glossy dawn]

Abandoned deck.

[nova shore]

youre so useless i dont even had memes of you

[haughty turtle]

Sybau

💔

[haughty turtle]

Symao

[nova shore]

cry will not help you in any way 💔

[smoky nebula]

Hi, I'm relatively new and I'm trying to unlock Jokers and such. Any decks you recommend to help me overcome all the difficulties? And any Joker combinations? Would they help me too uwu

[scarlet wind]

Hey, it’s me

[nova shore]

blackred

i forgot is name :v

[haughty turtle]

checkered

[smoky nebula]

this?

[nova shore]

ye

checkred?

[haughty turtle]

GIMMIE TRIBOULET BACK 😠 🔥 🖕 😭 🙏

[scarlet wind]

Never

[smoky nebula]

yes

[scarlet wind]

Pls no chicot

Pls no chicot

Pls no chicot

[turbid ermine]

Ha… it is

[scarlet wind]

NOOOO

IMPOSSIBLE

[nova shore]

this is the 76th time i see this image

[turbid ermine]

I know, it’s a nice flex

[nova shore]

what happend to the go f yourself ralsei?

[turbid ermine]

It was made into an actual Ralsei card

[nova shore]

hope is like the egg

[turbid ermine]

Expensive?

[nova shore]

its a plushie, should gain value over the time (imo)

[upbeat onyx]

holy shit

i just had my first cavendish break

[slim junco]

Round 0 is crazy work

[slim junco]

Install brainstorm mod

[slim junco]

Sup losers

Damn chat is dead

[final delta]

hello there

[subtle prism]

so i made this 5 more gambits, grave digger, robbery and death.. i made the 2 girls too but no names for them yet 😄

[slim junco]

This should be a switch game

For free

So I can play it

Cause it’s cool

[subtle prism]

ill put it for 3$ bucks bro because i need money for living 😄 and yeh i will try to port it as soon as i launch on steam

[final delta]

absolutely fire

[slim junco]

Vro, I don’t have 3 bucks

Is there I way that you can change prices after publishing?

[final delta]

I'll dup a hermit

[scarlet wind]

Hello

Wait

[final delta]

hello fancy plant

[scarlet wind]

Ohno

[slim junco]

Shut up loser

[scarlet wind]

CHICOT

NOOOO

[slim junco]

B-but I’m not on yellow deck

[scarlet wind]

GET AWAY

[final delta]

I'll dupe it 30 times

[subtle prism]

yeh it could be it depends on how good it sells 🙂 i love balatro

[slim junco]

I hope j get 3 bucks soon

[scarlet wind]

Besto build

[final delta]

how are we all

[slim junco]

Good

Have you seen this

[scarlet wind]

HAHAHAHHASS

GET DOOMED BY THE PLANT

[slim junco]

@digital tusk can you avenge me

[scarlet wind]

Yeeeeee

Chicot defeated by the plant

Words hard to hear

[thick lance]

I hate you bro

Sorry

[scarlet wind]

Everyone

And I like that

[slim junco]

You love me tho right

[thick lance]

I speak spanish but i lost for the plant 😭😢

[thick lance]

Yess

[scarlet wind]

One more to the list

[thick lance]

😭😭😭😭

[orchid raft]

LA PLANTA

[scarlet wind]

Not even chicot could stop me

[thick lance]

La planta

[orchid raft]

i hate you le plante

[scarlet wind]

Gracias uwu

[thick lance]

Bro 💀

[thick lance]

Hablas ingles o español? XD

[orchid raft]

[thick lance]

Do you speak English or Spanish?

[nova shore]

a lot of spanish nowdays

[toxic gulch]

we might need spanish server

[final delta]

cheese

[slim junco]

That's me

[thick lance]

No way 😱

[fluid lichen]

Sold the negative inv Joker and now I have 9/8 jokers...cool!

[pallid crescent]

farts

[toxic gulch]

jimball approved

[slim junco]

The plant counter

[pallid hawk]

i hate this game

[slim junco]

So peak

[vagrant elbow]

Did you ever tried Balalaa?

[thick lance]

For my next trick, I will defeat the plant without dying in the attempt.

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[final delta]

i like balatro too

[thorny niche]

I like balatro too, as well

[thick lance]

I like balatro too but i hate the plant

[past marlin]

fuck my life

ggs

[pallid hawk]

i sell sock here right?

[paper depot]

?

pls help

[pallid hawk]

deserved for using mod manager

but also #⚙・modding-general

[final delta]

i kept having this happen

i uninstalled all my mods and reinstalled them and it worked

[haughty turtle]

hewwo

[near yew]

i saw that pfp before

heyo

[hazy field]

so while looking for the "Balatrez" name the closest i came to is baltierrez

is balatro balatrez real?

does he exist?

[near yew]

yes

[hazy field]

am i going crazy?

[near yew]

clearly real

[grand mural]

cryptid jumpscare

[hazy field]

should i become the first balatro balatrez?

[haughty turtle]

Everyone is Balatro Balatrez

[hazy field]

i need more

the theory i created isnt enough

i know balatro balatrez exists

[proper merlin]

tree(3)

interesting

[near yew]

tree

[hazy field]

everything is coming together

[proper merlin]

so turns out he has to score 1000^nan/(n)

[pallid hawk]

i'm about to make the worst mistake of my life (selling chad)

[prime nova]

Black Deck, Gold Stake. One of my more unusual runs, with:

• Eternal Negative Flash Card (+226 mult)
• Eternal Foil Faceless Joker
• Rental Foil Acrobat
• Eternal Blueprint
• Eternal Loyalty Card
• Vampire (X3 mult)
• Foil Chicot
  I also had Seed Money (later Money Tree) as well as To The Moon for most of the run.

[patent flame]

Good build

Acrobuh is cracked asf in blackmid deck

[jovial violet]

Te puedo cojer?

[near yew]

sure

[pallid hawk]

i take it back i like scoring

[quick mirage]

ok

[near yew]

ok

[nova hatch]

Anyone else had the issue where after removing Love from everywhere I can, and even reinstalling, it still readds itself to the local files on reinstall? I can't get rid of it from when I tried a mod

[magic swan]

do any of you listen to radiohead

[hazy field]

i actually found balatro balatres

[slim junco]

Holy peak

[grizzled cairn]

What actually counts as beating the game? Is it beating one deck at gold stake or getting gold stake at all decks or is it getting all of the achievements?

[sonic field]

naneinf all decks on gold stakes

lmao

you cant beat balatro

balatro beats you

[proper merlin]

you cant tell me what to do

[near yew]

i c’icked on the of link on the johnny joestar new comer

i knew it was bait

i still pressed

now im not tired anymore 😭

woe is me

[rare yew]

hey chat guess what

[near yew]

hey thunk

whats up

[near yew]

holy

👏

what’s your favourite joker?

[near yew]

maybe me if i didn’t have like 3 different accounts running on all the time

[solemn sierra]

Wait holy crap it's John Balatro himself 🫵😲

[inner tiger]

Probably said already but

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NOBLE LEADER LOCAL THUNK ON C++

[near yew]

so true

[royal temple]

Congrats!

[near yew]

i didn’t know thunk was a mobile gamer

[haughty violet]

? you guys are winning runs?

[inner tiger]

Oh it's literally right here. Lol

[upbeat onyx]

which joker was your last to gold sticker?

[near yew]

i can’t wait for the next update

[final delta]

real

[rare yew]

I started actually playing after mobile launched

before that it was hard for me to pick up and play, a lot of baggage with game dev

but by the time mobile launched there was a big enough time buffer I was able to get into it

[near yew]

that’s pretty nice to hear actually

[final delta]

we love game devs who love there games

[near yew]

for sure

i hope to make a project where im as passionate

[final delta]

we love them even more when they interact with there fan

[haughty violet]

What’s the biggest piece of advice you can offer players?

[near yew]

good question honestly

[upbeat onyx]

watch balatro university :^)

[final delta]

100000000%

[rare yew]

Just play the game and have fun!

[solemn sierra]

Woah so there was quite a period of time before you actually started getting into your own game?..

[final delta]

at the end of the day thats the important part having fun

[rare yew]

yes, and that's not uncommon. Most devs can't really enjoy their own games, not for a while after launch at least

it takes so much to launch a game, it takes a lot of emotional toll

it's hard to look at it like a game

[near yew]

how does it even feel, getting into your own game, seeing how everything ends up working out?

[haughty violet]

i never published mine outside of privately distributing between my friends, but it’s so hard to play your own games and not be overwhelmed with every little thing that you see as an issue

[near yew]

that makes sense

[final delta]

this may be a stupid question but did u used to play the game during the testing part then stopped for while or did u get other to test the game before release?

[upbeat onyx]

i feel like any person who makes anything, artist, game dev, director, almost invariably ends up with some level of emotional disconnect from being able to actually enjoy it the way others do. just the product of creation, really

[solemn sierra]

I mean I've never made a game or anything because I just lack skill at anything.. so I can't really relate, but it sounds like a weird feeling... Creating something and not interacting with it for a bit...

[rare yew]

testing is very different than playing IMO

I did testing a ton

but I didn't really play it for fun

[upbeat onyx]

in your c++ journey did you find anything, balance wise, that youre dissatisfied with? (other than the stuff youve previously talked about like matador, blue stake, etc)

[final delta]

Yeah that makes sense i suppose in testing it was to like iron out any bugs and make sure its running smoothly compared to playing the full game when it was finished completely

[haughty violet]

Do you still have no intention of further game development after Balatros development finishes?

[upbeat onyx]

bc with my few hundred hours in the game im always kind of surprised at how well balanced it is. most games with this much depth take >5 years of frequent updates to try and get to the level of harmony in the game rn

[rare yew]

yes probably like 50 little tweaks to stuff I could do

some worse than others

[near yew]

id love to know tha as well

[rare yew]

I may try to address blue seal meta, it's dominant

[final delta]

what's the blue seal meta?

[rare yew]

use blue seal and win

[cedar elm]

Patch notes : removed photochad. Screw you.

[desert valve]

Hey chat

[final delta]

Ohh like the jokerless wins?

[near yew]

it is pretty good

[solemn sierra]

Meta?? Well I feel like a complete buffoon for barely using those...

[final delta]

literally

[cedar elm]

One planet card every* round is big

[compact torrent]

You can easily rack up hand levels with just a couple

[near yew]

with decent fixing getting level every round is great

[haughty violet]

localthunk talking about addressing blue seal meta just to inspire others to pick up the meta is peak irony

[rare yew]

my win rate was probably 30-50% on gold stake (ghost deck) and blue seals were a huge part of that

[desert valve]

I literally joined the server less than an hour ago and the owner is in chat lol.

[solemn sierra]

I mean you do need to consistently draw your blue seals out of all your deck and not be forced to use them to make the only hand that'll beat the current blind.. at least earlier on

[rare yew]

if you only play pairs that's easy tho

[solemn sierra]

Uh.. I usually build around flushes because big hand make big numbers and big numbers funny....

[haughty violet]

hey localthunk how come there isn’t a X2 Mult joker for beating a run without using a high card?

[final delta]

observatory runs are absolute favourite of mine i do gotta admittedly

[cedar elm]

It doesn't help that mime (already excellent card) doubles blue seals (already strong seal)

[final delta]

mime is the Holly trilogy

[cedar elm]

If there was such a joker how do you make a hand that doesn't contain high card

[void jetty]

hi!

[cedar elm]

To trigger it

[haughty violet]

what

[near yew]

i hope one day ill be able to play pairs and two pairs

[cedar elm]

Oh wait I misremembered the effects

Been a while since I last balatroed

[near yew]

x1

[cedar elm]

(Orange and gold stakes just aren't that fun to clear !)

[cedar elm]

That would just litter the Rare joker pool

[near yew]

its funny

[cedar elm]

Truee

[final delta]

would square jokers and wee joker make a good run?

[near yew]

i got a first shop square joker and did two pairs as much as i could and it never got any good

is there something i missed

[compact torrent]

Spare trousers one of the only jokers that makes two pair viable

Square joker also functions fine if using high or pair but the scaling is so slow

[rare yew]

hey chat guess what else

[near yew]

people in #🕹・game-discussion keep saying how good pairs and two pairs are but i just don’t get it

[inner tiger]

:0

[solemn sierra]

chicken butt

[near yew]

i rarely ever get anything to help it lol

[near yew]

whats up

[compact torrent]

Pairs and high cards are capable of some of the highest scores in the game

[inner tiger]

shaking

[rare yew]

I just did a 6 day backpacking trip in the backcountry and these were my feet on the last day

[haughty violet]

i like running pairs but two pairs can be difficult without really changing the deck

[solemn sierra]

Uh speaking of that channel....

[near yew]

holy

[inner tiger]

which country?

[near yew]

show reveal

[verbal bobcat]

two pairs are pretty mid unless you find trousers

[near yew]

what about pairs

[rare yew]

Canada ofc!

[haughty violet]

The true balatro win condition, touching grass

[inner tiger]

pairs = win game

[near yew]

people keep saying oh just use scaling jokers but i would if i could

i rarely get them

[compact torrent]

Green joker and bus for example are great for pair

[inner tiger]

did you have another pair of shoes lol. I'll guess no if its a backpacking trip. Kudos to you! I love packpacking

[solemn sierra]

Uh btw you're a mod right?

[near yew]

id love to do some backpacking trip

i wanna discover more of canada

get out of quebec……

[rare yew]

my other pair of shoes were hiking sandals lmao

[inner tiger]

yes, whats up?

[rare yew]

so not much mud protection there

[strange meadow]

oh my god thats the guy

woah

what a time to be here

[near yew]

thunk and toby are my favourite game devs tbh

[solemn sierra]

Uh.. the entirety of #🕹・game-discussion RN..

[near yew]

both are chill asf

[haughty violet]

been eating popcorn in that channel

[near yew]

its so toxic lmao

[solemn sierra]

Me too, but I think a mod should step in before the popcorn gets burnt...

[cedar glade]

painfully so, but back to Toby

[strange meadow]

no disrespect but whats with this server n beef 😭 i came here not two days ago n ive already see a good couple hissy fits n dubious conflicts

[solemn sierra]

"It's the Internet.
What did you expect?"
-me

[strange meadow]

i mean. yeah

yeah

[cedar glade]

you give teenagers with no real problems in their life unrestricted internet access and things happen

[solemn sierra]

More like you give absolutely everyone access to a piece of technology that can communicate across the globe anonymously and stuff happens

[haughty violet]

some can win, some can’t. not every chip needs a mult

[strange meadow]

the funny card game is certainly not to blame for the things that occur in the funny card game server

[near yew]

omg egg is that a reference to the dubious eggs scattered all across the many chapters of the developing hit story rpg game deltarune known for its compelling story and endearing characters ?!?1!??!?

[cedar glade]

why oh why did Toby make that third egg so dumb

[strange meadow]

"not every chip needs a mult" is some diabolical wordsmithing

[near yew]

unrestricted internet access is a mistake

[strange meadow]

no doubt about that

[near yew]

never got it

☺️

[cedar glade]

me neither and didn’t get the ch4 one either

[agile pawn]

#🕹・game-discussion is quite the place right now

[cedar glade]

only got the shadow crystals

[strange meadow]

i played deltarune 1+2 but for whatever reason i found myself generally uninterested in 3+4

[near yew]

they were sick

[near yew]

awh man

[cedar glade]

that is the background discussion right now yeah

[near yew]

how come

3 and 4 were the best imo

[cedar glade]

beautiful fights indeed

[strange meadow]

honestly no particular reason other than i bought a switch 2 n then i wanted to work on some personal projects

[cedar glade]

probably the gap between releases destroying your interest if I had to blindly assume

[strange meadow]

also my life has just been strangely busy since i returned from uni

[near yew]

thats fair

i love my switch 2 man

its great

[strange meadow]

mario kart world is genuinely just so gas

[near yew]

aside from mkw cramping my hand

until i put auto acceleration

[cedar glade]

I have zero desire to buy one lol I can really only play by myself and mkw feels kinda lackluster compared to doing something else I can do on my pc for free

[near yew]

true

[cedar glade]

(playing expedition 33 off my friends steam share)

[near yew]

but so much is coming soon too

[strange meadow]

tbh that might be it cuz i was super interested in chp 1 when it released when i was in middle school

[near yew]

whats even expedition 33

[compact torrent]

French jrpg

[near yew]

oh my god don’t remind me😭

[cedar glade]

if it interests me I’ll just sail the seas for it that’s how I played TotK

[solemn sierra]

Uh turn based thing idk

[patent flame]

It's like One dork keeps asking to get punched in the face

[near yew]

oh shit its french

[haughty violet]

mkw isn’t enough for me to drop nearly 500 on a console.

[cedar glade]

peak cinema (but otherwise yeah French jrpg)

[strange meadow]

deltarune is a game that started when i entered middle school and will hopefully be developed when i find a husband

thats how long ts takin

[near yew]

i doubt the switxh 2 will be as easily piratable

[solemn sierra]

The only game that would ever get me to drop multiple hundreds on a console is a Bloodborne Remaster

[waxen skiff]

should i accept

[cedar glade]

fair point

[near yew]

sans get out of here

[strange meadow]

i mean tbf the ps5 dropped at 500

[cedar glade]

If you don’t want it I’d love it

[near yew]

mf working for youtube

[near yew]

youll need to give them a card

[strange meadow]

the console itself honestly isnt that iffy at the price point

[waxen skiff]

i cant get it

[cedar glade]

I really only was a console gamer because I couldn’t afford a PC

[strange meadow]

its the games i think that really rub salt in the wound

i love mkw but 80 is steep regardless

[cedar glade]

also Nintendo is omega anti consumerism

[strange meadow]

i certainly hope such pricing doesnt persist

[patent flame]

It's the biggest piece of dogshit 💔 😢

[near yew]

i worked hard for a pc just for it to be boring lol

[haughty violet]

i’m actually waiting to buy the switch 2 until duskbloods comes out

[cedar glade]

I do literally everything on it it’s great for it

although

[near yew]

true icl

[strange meadow]

omega... pokemon omega ruby... the best one....

[compact torrent]

Was considering switch 2 for duskbloods till learning it was a pvp game

[near yew]

i mean its great

[haughty violet]

you get out what you put in

[near yew]

but im still getting botrd

[cedar glade]

it is skewed because I have a 150 game steam share set up with my friend group so that’s not necessarily common

[near yew]

bored

i think im just burnt out

[strange meadow]

wow 150 games is a lot of games

[near yew]

that sounds pretty sick

[cedar glade]

it really is

[near yew]

grahhhh

silksong this year

metroid prime 4

[cedar glade]

I’m not really interested in a whole lot of them but really the few I am interested in are more than enough to get me through years of content

[near yew]

im playing limbus company recently

[cedar glade]

I’ve been waiting since I was in 7th grade to touch hollow knight because I told myself

I’ll just wait until silksongs out for more content

little did I know

[strange meadow]

damn thats actually crazy

[cedar glade]

(my backlog has eternally been giant)

[near yew]

what😭

[haughty violet]

i will be crucified but i didn’t like hollow knight 🤷🏼‍♂️

[near yew]

play it

its amazing

[near yew]

thats fair

[strange meadow]

"ill just wait til silksong comes out" n its the fuckin image of the guy with the pie at his front door

[cedar glade]

I mean I have it it’s actively in my library I just often get side tracked

[strange meadow]

just sittin there eternally

[cedar glade]

LOL

[near yew]

metroid vanias are definitely not for everyone

well it’s coming q4

[compact torrent]

Balatro been giving my roguelike fixation for now since mewgenics got delayed to next year

[haughty violet]

no i actually love metroidvanias i didn’t like how the game felt

[compact torrent]

Silksong?

[near yew]

yea

q3 or q4

[compact torrent]

They won’t release in q4

[cedar glade]

yeah I was interested back when I was in my Celeste phase so I played it for a tiny bit but the lack of a dash function was killing my Celeste pilled brain

[compact torrent]

Since that’s generally a bad time to release games

Q3 at the latest

[cedar glade]

the nefarious Toby fox in 2021:

[near yew]

theres a demo in September 12 in Melbourne

[solemn sierra]

"I'll just wait till Bloodborne Remastered comes out"

[haughty violet]

nothing can be a bad time this year, gta got delayed lmao

[near yew]

so i assume they just launch it soon after

[cedar glade]

I hope gta is decent

[near yew]

i want gta but getting a ps is definitely not worth it

3 total games to play on it

[agile pawn]

thank goodness

[near yew]

and a 200$ subscription

[cedar glade]

is it not going to release on pc simultaneously?

I forgot

[near yew]

maybe

i hope

[haughty violet]

prob not

they never do

[cedar glade]

that’s hilarious

[compact torrent]

Monster Hunter wilds was a disappointment this year

[near yew]

okay goodnight chat

[compact torrent]

They said only Xbox and ps next year

[near yew]

toodaloo

[cedar glade]

I’m playing it with my girlfriend later this summer is it worth it (I heard there was going to be a content update but idk)

I mean I’m doing it regardless but I want to know what I’m getting into

[cedar glade]

goodnight!!

[compact torrent]

Which platform

[cedar glade]

PC

naturally

[haughty violet]

i played it at launch, it’s fun but it’s better with someone to play with

[cedar glade]

pc gamer goyslop supremacy or whatever

[compact torrent]

Because on pc the performance apparently gets worse with every update

Requires framegen to run 60fps

Combat is fun but the endgame has no content and monsters die in 3 mins

[cedar glade]

oh crap my girlfriend has like. A 1080 dude

[haughty violet]

LMAO

yeah no

it’s very unoptimized

[cedar glade]

well good thing she was already hoping to upgrade 💔

[haughty violet]

unless you guys have a ps5 or series x i wouldn’t play unless you get a better card