🎙・server-chat

[brisk zinc]

I'm still not a big fan of plasma ngl

[patent flame]

I hate plasmamid

[brisk zinc]

One of the last 3 I haven't black staked

[patent flame]

Alongside blackmid

But blackmids a little more fun than plasma

Cuz it's challenging

[brisk zinc]

Black isn't that bad before blue stake

Imo

Extra joker slot is stronk

[patent flame]

Plasma enables bad habits and needs an xmult pivot to happen to combat purple stake plasma vessel

If u tryna score 2.4m with pure chips u are just crazy

[quiet igloo]

The gros michel is gonna be out of time
But.. if I keep it, would it extinct and later spawn Cavendish?

[tranquil oak]

It felt pretty easy to me, all the other decks force you to run + mult and x mult, plasma doesn’t

Brute force it with chips

[patent flame]

I'm not enjoying non endless runs on plasma

I have to brute force bad stuff to win

[tranquil oak]

No, once it gets debuffed it can’t go extinct

[brisk zinc]

Yeah and I've played all the other decks 50x more so I know what to do and most builds work on them

Plasma is a different game

Early stuntman on plasma is fun tho

[tranquil oak]

It clears first 4 antes on it’s own

[quiet igloo]

Ah okay thanks

[patent flame]

Unless...

[deep forum]

How do i get abandoned deck?

[brisk zinc]

Stuntmen...

[deep forum]

Orange stake win?

[brisk zinc]

It tells you how to

Orange stake is erratic deck

[tranquil oak]

That unlocks erratic deck

[brisk zinc]

Abandoned is like black or something I forget

[deep forum]

Thanks

[brisk zinc]

Just beat every stake and you'll have all the decks

Except gold doesn't unlock anything

[strong prairie]

He's upset at fandom because we've moved the wiki away to https://balatrowiki.org !

[tranquil oak]

Nothing in game but you do get a trophy on ps5 for clearing all stakes

[brisk zinc]

Fuck fandom all my homies hate fandom

[brisk zinc]

I didn't get the steam achievement for some reason

I also didn't get the no reroll achievement

I think they're bugged sometimes cuz I've seen a lot of people not get achievements when they should

[hidden dragon]

it takes completing another run to unlock

[brisk zinc]

I have completed like 20 runs after that

I beat gold like 2 weeks ago

[subtle hamlet]

why?

[glacial sapphire]

Anyone want some mult

[brisk zinc]

Money hungry user hating site

[subtle hamlet]

share some mult bro come on

pure greed

[glacial sapphire]

Gluttony

[subtle hamlet]

oh okayy

[outer cairn]

Well...

[strong prairie]

Let me share my favourite picture I've taken while browsing fandom in a private tab where I've marked all pop-ups, ads, etc in red

[subtle hamlet]

damn😭😭

never noticed cuz I have adblock always on

anyways I'll be sure to use your site from now on for balatro

[brisk zinc]

Yea idk how anyone lives without adblock in the gargantuan year of our lord 2025

[strong prairie]

Even when logged in/using adblock there are some major issues with how fandom handles stuff, but that image always me laugh since its issues are so obvious

[keen violet]

ice

[brisk zinc]

On pc I have a system level ad block that's impossible to counter by any website

But on phone I have to suffer

[keen violet]

ice

[brisk zinc]

Fire

[hasty storm]

nice

what's it called

[brisk zinc]

It only works on linux

Even if you are on linux I forgot the name lol sry

And I'm not home so can't check

[tranquil oak]

Shout out to u/MrAuster for making this meme, they really nailed it

[rancid patio]

ultimate combo

[brisk zinc]

Add vampire to that and you're laughing

[acoustic glacier]

Anyone got a vampire face cards turn gold seed cant find thst even if i reroll thousands if times

[shy dove]

rare pareidolia w

[meager spade]

patrick baitman

type build

[hard gyro]

Pareidolia is uncommon lol

[brisk zinc]

Uncommon pareidolia w

[spice garden]

hey look its a little unicode joker :-) 🂿

[brisk zinc]

My phone is too old to render that :(

[vivid island]

I once used pareidolia just as a baseball card fodder and then

[shy dove]

aw shit ive been defeated

[forest loom]

the plant comes for us all

[vivid island]

I countered that... by replacing pareidolia with sock and buskin'

[forest loom]

we're so back

[sonic field]

do i take the mime or keep printing glass foil queens (there is also 1 red seal glass foil queen)

[karmic falcon]

when going for nan inf should i pick up hieroglyph or no

[sonic field]

wtf is that

[karmic falcon]

go back 1 ante bro

[sonic field]

oh

idk

maybe

[forest loom]

you cant give advice on nan inf if you dont know what hieroglyph is lol

[barren geyser]

Chat
Favorite legendary joker, quick

[sonic field]

i know what it is i just forgot its name lol

[sonic field]

cryptid

[forest loom]

Canio

[barren geyser]

Not a legendary joker, but a good card
I'll accept your answer

[subtle hamlet]

played this literally yesterday lol

money printing synergys are so fun

[forest loom]

whats your favorite?

[barren geyser]

Yorick

[forest loom]

goated

[barren geyser]

it's simple and functional

[subtle hamlet]

perkeo

(I should be a legendary joker cuz I'm so goated)

[forest loom]

i honestly can enjoy chicot

no bosses to worry about is nice

[barren geyser]

How do i spell gremillin?

[turbid sphinx]

gremlin

[spring sphinx]

I won with this deck lmao

I got violet vessel and i had to spam reroll to get the disable boss blind joker
But the cost was my abstract joker
+31 mult gone

I won with luck and talent

[opaque shard]

Matador works great when it wants to

[livid delta]

LOCALTHUNK WHEN DO WE GET A BALATRO UPDATE

[brisk zinc]

Trib or yorick

[brisk zinc]

Saying this will surely speed up the development process ☑️

[livid delta]

fr

[clear geyser]

Any tips for what build I can make with this

[fickle thistle]

stall for the egg

kill banana

get cavendish

win

[clear geyser]

Thx

[gentle kernel]

lol

[onyx saffron]

just report quiet 6 heavy downwind

[karmic falcon]

can i take hieroglyph in nan inf or no

[hybrid idol]

Damn your hand size looks bad what happened? /j

[copper crow]

thanks

[scenic helm]

He used hang man

[olive ferry]

Youre welcome

[scenic helm]

Maybe an ecto? But doubtful

[hybrid idol]

Oof and Ouija prolly

[clear geyser]

The hamburgaler stole them

[glad oriole]

the banana has to die naturally to get cavendish

[tranquil oak]

Chicot is clearly the best

Tf is is the arm or the plant when you have Chicot?

[fickle thistle]

yeah yeah i said it incorrectly

[cerulean apex]

fellas, I'm achievement hunting - tips for tiny hands?

[fickle thistle]

i meant kill egg wait for banan to die get cavendish

[glad oriole]

the plant’s easy anywsy

dmh

[tranquil oak]

Do it on abandoned deck since you already start with 40 cards instead of 52, just keep grabbing every Hanged Man you see (trading card, sixth sense or any joker that destroys a card are also very helpful)

Make things glass and hope they break

[cerulean apex]

was thinking zodiac deck but completley blanked that abandoned starts lower

thank you sir

[tranquil oak]

Zodiac is probably the next best deck for it since you see more hanged men

[cerulean apex]

despite hours of attempts the only hung man I've seen is me 😢

[brisk zinc]

Check out this mallard

[vivid island]

of course not, she'd have 8937523967854235097 kings otherwise.

[tranquil oak]

I think I just ended up getting lucky finding trading card early, took one of the vouchers that sets me back an ante

[tall spire]

Have we started calling running out of available jokers as "Jimbo'ing" yet

[nocturne sphinx]

if yall were to make a joker based on you what would it do

[tall spire]

play balatro

[cerulean apex]

+3 mult per substance abused this ante, resets on boss blind

[young bolt]

Hey guys

[ashen flume]

99% of gamblers quit before they get big

[young bolt]

The game.

[ashen flume]

so keep hitting those wheel of fortunes

[latent hemlock]

Fr

[ashen flume]

are gifs blocked by the server

i tried sending a gif and it smited me

[vivid island]

yes

[cerulean apex]

jimbo hates you bro

[ashen flume]

oh ok

sorry balatro gods dont ban me

[left glade]

What does the clearance sale evolution do?

[cerulean apex]

50% off

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 🤯

[brisk zinc]

Yoooo

[jovial lion]

splendid

[jovial lion]

fortuitous

Balsamic vinegar

[orchid raft]

such a beautiful animal

[jovial lion]

indeed

Sometimes I find it hard to believe the fact that all of the life on Earth is simply a process of elimination happening over millions and billions of years

What a world we live in indeed

[spring sphinx]

GUYS i unlocked plasma deck yipiee

So happy

Its pretty cool

[jovial lion]

Gratuitous indeed

I shall congratulate you on your advancement

[livid delta]

oh man im so sad that its eternal bro

i really wanted to sell that

[orchid raft]

cavendish is not meant to appear twice right?...

[untold narwhal]

And it led to this. Good job, whatever god jumpstarted evolution.

[jovial lion]

Great heavens! If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to see a download link of a texture pack present in your screenshot

[jovial lion]

I shall be completely honest with you, it seems as I am simply unable to comprehend a single word in this sentence

[untold narwhal]

Exactly.

My goal is to reduce your mind to a fine red mist.

[jovial lion]

It is fascinating to see such an abundance of words and terminology used in such relatively small and sometimes closed circles of people

[jovial lion]

It is peculiar that I happen to stumble upon at least a singular person who is aware of Project moon franchise and fond of it every day

As people tend to say, information does seem to spread like a virus or perhaps, a wildfire

I am quite fond of [CENSORED], I must say.

[untold narwhal]

I've never played a Project Moon game in my life, but the sleeper agents jokes are funny.

[jovial lion]

Ah. I see now.

Perhaps it was wrong of me to automatically suppose that every enjoyer of a particular media or its part must have experienced it fully themselves

[orchid raft]

From mod manager ❤️

[jovial lion]

Thank you. I appreciate your cooperation

[orchid raft]

it was a pleasure doing business with you, sir

[jovial lion]

You have reminded me of something I have seen online as a "shopping card theory"

[tranquil oak]

What deck are yall working on rn?

[orchid raft]

Black deck

[orchid raft]

oh my heavens

what is it

[tranquil oak]

Ah, so you’re a masochist

Black deck is the hardest

[orchid raft]

Do you want to see something crazier?

[tranquil oak]

Sure, I’m always curious

[orchid raft]

here

[jovial lion]

You had no obligation and there was no rule or law to make you cooperate and share the modification's title, yet you took some of your personal time just to share it with someone you don't know

[tranquil oak]

Good luck bud, think I only have white stake cleared on black deck

[jovial lion]

That aspect of humanity, among many others, separates us from just survival machines, I believe

Nevertheless, I shall depart now. I wish you fortune and success on your "grind" of "black deck gold stake"

[glacial glen]

first modded balatro win :))

won the previous ante by 5 chips

[civic pumice]

guys

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[dry briar]

should i replace the photo for a chad?

[solemn elm]

no, replace cat

[dry briar]

yes

[dry briar]

why

[solemn elm]

because there's basically no way you're scoring more with cat than a chad will add

I'll do the math but lemme know what cat is at so I can compare

[solemn elm]

adding a chad and then copying photo with bp is at least 32x (assuming no glass, etc) so unless cat is 32x or higher then chad is better

[tranquil oak]

Anyone else think it would be cool if they added a tarot that’s the reverse of strength?

Sometimes it would be nice to decrease rank instead of increase

[tardy cloud]

When was the last time we got an update ?

[dry briar]

i see

thabk you

[tranquil oak]

PS5 got one yesterday but I don’t think they really added anything new

At least I can’t tell that they’ve changed anything

[tardy cloud]

We haven't gotten new content besides skins

[muted sapphire]

Does there exist a vertical mod for android?

[dry briar]

what about now @solemn elm

[hard gyro]

No

Idk how vertical mode would even work

Game looks perfect for landscape

[muted sapphire]

shame

[fiery lynx]

teto

[glacial glen]

Vertical balatro cant hurt you.
Vertical balatro:

[wanton steeple]

I hate how good this UI looks

[glacial glen]

ngl it does

[subtle hamlet]

scary

[wanton steeple]

Tho I'd move run info to the bottom center

Between enchantment cards and the deck

[glacial glen]

yeah

[wanton steeple]

For easier access

Maybe put options to the left of your hand

Other than that seems like a solid concept for a portrait mode UI even for a shitpost

[subtle hamlet]

honestly I'd use it

if there were a portrait mode

[solemn elm]

yeah portrait mode would be good for people who want to use it

just because I wouldn't use it doesn't mean it's not a good idea

[glacial glen]

the other contender for balatro vertical edition

[subtle hamlet]

ehh looks clunky id go for the other version tbh

[sand bone]

Gold stake madness :3

[glacial glen]

same

[tawny pasture]

how do you play or discard

[glacial glen]

uhhhh

[tawny pasture]

yeah

[uneven edge]

this is hilarious

[subtle hamlet]

is that really necessary tho

[uneven edge]

madness is so good

[tawny pasture]

yea youre right all you need is the shop reroll button

[glacial glen]

yeah its a extra thing

[sand bone]

Gold stake madness my beloved

Finally got seeing double to work too lmao

[sand bone]

Oh that is indeed the real MurphyObv

Didn’t expect that

[tawny pasture]

im always lurkin

[dry briar]

the murphy

[glacial glen]

balatro on the commodore 64 (1982) home pc

[brittle granite]

Stupid question, but... every run of balatro is "winnable" in some way or it is just skill issue

[tranquil oak]

My first gold stake clear was just 2 eternal madness

Giving like 64x mult by ante 8 boss blind

[tranquil oak]

Depends on the stake

[glacial glen]

it depends on the stake

[tranquil oak]

Once you hit blue stakes rng takes a bigger factor into things

-1 discard is a pretty massive debuff

[wanton steeple]

Only gold stake seem to make RNG less of a factor was plasma

[tranquil oak]

Not boon lol

[tranquil oak]

You just need chip jokers for plasma

[wanton steeple]

Plasma with the free x2 makes it way to easy play around

[tranquil oak]

The most easily cheesable

[wanton steeple]

I read the effects wrong lmao

I thought it was just a x2

Had no idea it added chips to ur mult lmao

Now definitely gonna be easier for me to play

[tranquil oak]

Nah, chips and mult get balanced out and it’s far easier to stack chips than mult

[uneven edge]

not late game

[tranquil oak]

Stuntman alone clears first 4 antes

[uneven edge]

you still need x mult

[tranquil oak]

I cleared gold stake plasma with 0 x mult or plus mult

Pure chips

Twice actually

[uneven edge]

cappppp

sir capalot

cap cap cap

[tranquil oak]

I’m not capping though

[uneven edge]

🧢

you dropped this sir

[tranquil oak]

Did it with a stone joker + marble joker build spamming high cards

Even arrowhead with hack can clear

Wee Joker too

[brittle dagger]

The (Rare Joker)
X2 Mult if hand contains

(by that i mean if played hand has 0 cards)

[bronze forge]

amazing joker

[brittle dagger]

yea

its from cryptid 😁 just thought it would be funny to point out that that exists

[opaque shard]

Bitches call me ninemiser

[tranquil oak]

@uneven edge

[brittle dagger]

the only reason chip-only plasma is harder than mult-only plasma is because theres no xchips

-# grrrr how could do that??!!!!! grrr

[spring sphinx]

Guys i literally just unlocked plasma deck

Whats the last deck

[tranquil oak]

The argument was that plasma could be cleared with just chip jokers

[tranquil oak]

Erratic deck

[spring sphinx]

What’d it do

[tranquil oak]

You get a random amount of each rank

You could start with 10 kings

Could start with no kings

[hard gyro]

That achievement requires insane luck

[spring sphinx]

And is orange chips after purple

[hard gyro]

Yep

[tranquil oak]

I wonder it it counts zodiac deck which already starts with 3 vouchers

[hard gyro]

Nope

It doesn't

[tranquil oak]

Ah, I figured

[hard gyro]

This was on zodiac

[tranquil oak]

Would make it too easy

[hard gyro]

I finally discovered pieroglyph aswell

[spring sphinx]

Whats the objectively worse deck

[hard gyro]

Black

Black

[tranquil oak]

Black and painted

[hard gyro]

No

Painted is cool

Hand size is important

[tranquil oak]

-1 joker slot is just as bad as -1 hand

[hard gyro]

Nope it's not

[spring sphinx]

Black is rather easy no?

I won it like second try

[hard gyro]

You can easily finish the game

With 4 jokers

[spring sphinx]

4 stencils

[tranquil oak]

I mean white stakes is pretty easy in general

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[tranquil oak]

Can clear that every time on any deck

[hard gyro]

I can make a big winning streak with white stake

[tranquil oak]

Once you hit blue is when it starts getting challenging

[hard gyro]

Game starts to be difficult from blue stake anything before it is easy tho

[spring sphinx]

Green is my fave mix of difficult and enjoyable

[tranquil oak]

Idk, personally I think I’ll leave painted for last

Really don’t like the limit of 4 jokers

[uneven edge]

okay I was joking but using google ai as evidence for anything is hilarious

[spring sphinx]

Im at purple rn and i havent started yet and it looks painfull

[hard gyro]

And gold stake is a whole different type of monstersity it's like the game is actively working aganist you any chance it can get

[uneven edge]

game starts you with palette

[spring sphinx]

Im doing every stake on blue deck, is that good?

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[uneven edge]

very good trade off

[tranquil oak]

I think the general consensus is still that it’s possible to clear plasma gold stake with just chip jokers still

[hard gyro]

Yep blue deck is chill

I finished blue deck

[tranquil oak]

I personally don’t care for the extra hand size, 4 jokers is stanky

[hard gyro]

Prob my fav decks are blue and erratic

[spring sphinx]

I got the game like only a week ago is it good progress

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[uneven edge]

so if jokers are the part that puts you off then black deck must be better?

since it adds one right

[spring sphinx]

Negatives arrive all the time its really no need to lose 1 hand for it

[tranquil oak]

I have only cleared white stakes on both but I feel like once you get out of the early antes black is easier

[uneven edge]

oh dear

[hard gyro]

Erratic doesn't have any game upgrading mechanics except it can randomly fix your deck but it's fun

I love erratic for it's randomness

[uneven edge]

nvm then

[tranquil oak]

Do you know what the word subjective means? Everyone will have a different experience

No real right or wrong answer

[uneven edge]

yeah I wasnt saying that

[spring sphinx]

Also it took me like 2 days before winning any game like the game is hard!

[uneven edge]

I was just using your logic of painted deck not really being your thing because of the -1 joker slot

so therefore because black deck does the opposite of what you hate

it should be way more enjoyable

[hard gyro]

Who needs jokers

Smh

They joke too much

[strange meadow]

i loved the abandoned deck

that was my first gold stake clear

i found it fun

[hard gyro]

Imagine cheating poker

[uneven edge]

abandoned deck is my favorite tbh

[hard gyro]

Couldn't be me

[strange meadow]

face cards are the meta but at the same time theres a lotta cool shit to be done without em

[uneven edge]

they are not the meta at all

[strange meadow]

makes a lot of lesser cards significantlynbetter

[strange meadow]

are you sure

[uneven edge]

face cards are generally not played

yeah 100%

gold stake ante 8 wise yes

[hard gyro]

Imagine if you could modify playing cards to make them more powerful and have weird joker cards that somehow make you score higher

That's just cheating

[strange meadow]

i feel like every big game i see ppl dupe as many face cards as possible

[uneven edge]

endless?

[strange meadow]

yea

[uneven edge]

wdym big game

[hard gyro]

Big chungus

[uneven edge]

ok thats not what we're talking about though

[hard gyro]

I am starting to feel hooomongus

Looking like big chungus

[tranquil oak]

Ah, mb then, yeah I don’t think I will mind the -1 hands as much

Idk if I’d go as far as to say enjoyable

[hard gyro]

What if you use hieroglyph

[uneven edge]

2 hands lol

[hard gyro]

Yeah i know

I am seeing how far someone can put up with black deck

[strange meadow]

then you use petroglyph

[strange meadow]

thats a good deck though

[hard gyro]

2 hands and 1 discard

[uneven edge]

I mean he hasnt done it gold stake so its only when he gets to that point

[uneven edge]

its the worst deck by far

[tranquil oak]

I wouldn’t take it unless I already had the +1 hand voucher

[strange meadow]

i like that one

[tranquil oak]

2 hands is too sketchy

[strange meadow]

i dont care for green deck

[spring sphinx]

Bro i got the most insane luck on my run
This was my deck, super luck based alright, could get me to ~300k

BUT i got violet vessel which upped it to 600k
So in the shop just before that i had to spam rerolls until i got the joker which disables boss blinds when sold and i had to sacrifice a joker
Still got the win

[hard gyro]

And you get trabdour

1 hand only lol

[strange meadow]

that could work

acrobat would go well with it

dusk too

[tranquil oak]

What boss has that effect?

[strange meadow]

the needle

[spring sphinx]

Also what does gold stake do
Limited time jokers right?

[uneven edge]

rental

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, you basically just make every blind the needle

[hard gyro]

What if there a legendary joker that denies all the -effects from certain jokers and only gives you the positive ones

[uneven edge]

thats orange stake I believe

[uneven edge]

bloodstone and aj is funny

[tranquil oak]

Perishable starts at orange yes

[hard gyro]

Perish!

[tranquil oak]

Rental is gold

[hard gyro]

Imagine a rental, perishable and eternal joker

[royal coyote]

Guys what's your favorite Joker

[hard gyro]

Triboulet and photochad

[royal coyote]

Mines Constellation

For use and looks

[hard gyro]

Oh

I love constellian

Easy to scale

Like really easy

[brittle dagger]

throwback. 😁

[royal coyote]

Esp if you have Astronomer early

[brittle dagger]

and ever since recently vagabond

[hard gyro]

Yep

[royal coyote]

Peak

[brittle dagger]

tarot printer 9000

always made for good runs for me

[orchid raft]

Me looking for synergies in the early game

my beloved run, as usual:

[hard gyro]

Only voucher left to unlock

[royal coyote]

I'm a huge Zodiac deck lover for this reason

[tranquil oak]

Throwback is up there as one of mine too, though I like spare trousers and wee joker slightly more

[hard gyro]

I am simultaneously discovering all my collection and also trying to win runs

Ngl tho I never got this far on my old save

I never even beat orange stake on the old save

[brittle dagger]

honestly +15 mult should get you thru ante 3 maybe even ante 3. just skip all non-interesting shops and rack up interest

[brittle dagger]

crazy how u dont have that yet

[hard gyro]

That's gold stake bro

[hard gyro]

Is it really?

[brittle dagger]

ok and

rack up interest

😁

[orchid raft]

!!!!!!!!

[brittle dagger]

lmao

what is that texture pack

[hard gyro]

I discovered all 31 vouchers and that one is left for me to unlock then discover

[brittle dagger]

the only one left for me is either magic trick or palette

i think

[hard gyro]

No way

[brittle dagger]

i had a lot of opportunities

to get hand size down to 5

[hard gyro]

Those are the easiest

[royal coyote]

Hes MEWING !!!!!

[brittle dagger]

but only on good runs that i dont wanna throw

[brittle dagger]

yeah magic trick is easy

problem is i never take the tier1 voucher in the first place

well i think i did buy 10 cards on some run already

[hard gyro]

Yeah because it's available from start I believe

[brittle dagger]

no i mean the tier2 of magic trick

the uh

[hard gyro]

Illusion

That's illusion

[brittle dagger]

yea

[hard gyro]

Buying cards is fun

But feels weird

[brittle dagger]

yea

good thing they only $1

[hard gyro]

Imagine going to a casino and trying to buy a playing card from the dealer for a dollar

[brittle dagger]

although i'd preffered them to be $0

cuz they fucking useless😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🔥#packwatch

[hard gyro]

I agree

I can buy a whole deck for a dollar here

[orchid raft]

Oh my heavens , every time I send a screenshot I completely forget about the mod, like it´s so normal to me that i saw the jokers in this way 😭

Gigamod, really useful mod 🔥

[hard gyro]

It's not

It's disturbing

You should be ashamed

[brittle dagger]

who does it change except for burglar and stuntman

bp/bs perhaps?

[hard gyro]

Is balatro fun?

Or is it too fun

Like dangerously fun

[hard gyro]

Note: I bought the game may 31 so it's been less than a month aswell

Ignore challenges since I don't find them fun like regular decks

I only played the rich get richer

Too ez

Too much econ

[royal coyote]

Guh....

[acoustic glacier]

To get blueprint you just needa win a run no?

[tawny lichen]

Yes

[acoustic glacier]

Crazy i got balatro on mobile and i cant find it on seeded runs

[tawny lichen]

sad

[subtle hamlet]

chat have you ever heard of this game called

balatro

[tawny lichen]

never heard of it

[sand bone]

Even with your probability increase, I still haven’t got that 1 in 2 chance of knowing

[gusty agate]

Sma-

[twin hollow]

@smoky cosmos

Mira este server

[subtle hamlet]

unfortunate

[tawny lichen]

finally learning how to deck shape

[obtuse bone]

Brainstorm mod

[hard gyro]

Insane

[tawny lichen]

the WHAT seed

[hard gyro]

You get two investment tags from the stsrt

[subtle hamlet]

insane seed

[tawny lichen]

no way

[hard gyro]

Yep

[subtle hamlet]

false information

[hard gyro]

Try it

I am not even kidding

[subtle hamlet]

you would need to put "JEW" as a seed to have that

[hard gyro]

Type in and start and see for yourself lol

[tawny lichen]

HES RIGHT

[nova shore]

thats pretty normal

[obtuse crescent]

WHY DID YOU TYPE IT OUT!!!!

[tawny lichen]

you can also double your money twice in ante 3

whatt

[subtle hamlet]

greed seed

[hard gyro]

I didn't do that ngl

[hard gyro]

Well well

[patent flame]

Plant stopped me from getting my naneinf 💢 💢 😡

[subtle hamlet]

the plant strikes again

[tawny lichen]

108 dollars in ante 4

the greed seed is real

[patent flame]

Most normal white stake run

[hard gyro]

Well well well

[obtuse crescent]

i won for the first time ever ive been playing for a month is this averagge or below average

[patent flame]

Pretty average

100k is most players score

[hard gyro]

Kinda below average

[patent flame]

Below average no

I've seen ppl can only score 100k

[obtuse crescent]

i did 300k with blueprint tho

[hard gyro]

I think he is talking about the fact he won after a month

[patent flame]

Yes

[hard gyro]

No the score

[patent flame]

That's the case I've seen from most new players here

Also i won after a month too

[drifting fox]

does this naneinf 🙏

[patent flame]

My first time playing

[hard gyro]

I won straight after tutorial lol

[toxic gulch]

prob

[patent flame]

Bros smart shyt

[obtuse crescent]

with that same seed you just showed

[patent flame]

Why so early

[hard gyro]

Nope unseeded

I don't count seeded runs

Seeded runs are just entertaining for me not something to brag about

[obtuse crescent]

mmhhhmm seeded.....i want to seed all of the jokers...

[hard gyro]

What

[drifting fox]

verdant leaf with no directors cut and econ too weak to force luchador

im too much of a coward to sell 😔

[solid timber]

I’m thinking of a joker (rarity will not be disclosed)

[patent flame]

Every played 3 hands give 1x malt

Legendary

[hard gyro]

Too broken

[patent flame]

Sorry I'm too polite

[obtuse crescent]

playing high card adds 5x mult to all other jokers

[patent flame]

Every played 10 hands

[hard gyro]

Are you?

[toxic gulch]

jimbo

[lavish marsh]

I hate everything

[toxic gulch]

i did some balatro math

[drifting fox]

too weak

[hard gyro]

That sounds like a worse version of loyalty card

[patent flame]

That's like saying yorick is a worse version of hit the gyat

[obtuse crescent]

why is it shaking so much

[drifting fox]

the abhorrrent luchador is in next reroll

trust

[toxic gulch]

it could be every 4 hands

or a rare card

[hard gyro]

It's blueprint

[patent flame]

Every 5 hands pretty good though

[obtuse crescent]

every 5 hands played add 5 stone cards to deck

[tawny lichen]

i got blueprint and brainstorm in the greed seed

what is this seed even about

[obtuse crescent]

racism

[hard gyro]

The seed i typed?

[patent flame]

Just won

[hard gyro]

I never found them what

[toxic gulch]

@hard gyro i did some balatro math

[tawny lichen]

I JUST GOT BARON

WHAT

[hard gyro]

Cool and

[hard gyro]

No way bro

How

[toxic gulch]

youve chatted once every ten minutes for the last 17.5 days

[lavish marsh]

I ended up only getting 60k/70k chips which means if I sold the right most joker that does the double jokers thing and got arrowhead I prob could have survived

[hard gyro]

Bruh

[obtuse crescent]

greatest seed ever

[hard gyro]

I never found any of this

[patent flame]

U8RJYV6N is the strongest Baron seed in the game

[tawny lichen]

??

obelisk in the shop??

crazy

[patent flame]

It's peak...

[hard gyro]

Nah that's trash

[patent flame]

Wait is this just every rare in seed

[obtuse crescent]

ante 8 has slaves in the shop

[patent flame]

I fucking mog u tho

[hard gyro]

Eternals everywhere!

What deck is that

[patent flame]

Ghostgood deck

[hard gyro]

Oh

[lavish marsh]

Idk lol is it not supposed to be shaking?

[hard gyro]

Shake that booty

That's an order

Or i take away your econ

[lavish marsh]

U think I’m smart enough to use Econ lol

[obtuse crescent]

i dokt think so

[hard gyro]

Brokie

What colour is your blueprint

[drifting fox]

gay

[hard gyro]

Eww

[lavish marsh]

Blackish/light blue

[tawny lichen]

this seed bro

[patent flame]

?

I'll kill u with my gay ass boy

[obtuse crescent]

imagine like....a game.....a roguelike dexk builder game.... and it had joker cards.....and all of them....synergized with eachother........and no joker or card was left unused......and it had a melodic name......something...somethinf along the lines of...... comradeship......and family..... something like.....brolatro.........

[lavish marsh]

Who needs Econ when your shops can contain nothing but fools temperances and hermits

[drifting fox]

sounds like goty

[obtuse crescent]

whats goty

[lavish marsh]

Just get goated rng

[tawny lichen]

game of the year

[slim junco]

Pani nao nao nao nao nao waoooon panananew neow newo

[obtuse crescent]

who needs an axronym for that

[carmine spruce]

goat of the year

[obtuse crescent]

do you turn off your computers like ever

[slim junco]

Actually it's gimbo of the year

Like how you say gif

[obtuse crescent]

gyatt of the freak

[slim junco]

Someone give this man a true

Jimbo on the dance floor

But you better not kill the groove

Hey hey

[obtuse crescent]

uncommon jroker idea...all the other jokers think u have 100 more chips than u do but u actually dont so they dont go to points but everyone thinks u do so other effects can b trigred

[obtuse crescent]

im so smart

illusioker

[drifting fox]

(not) calculated

[left glade]

its really hard to see it

[obtuse crescent]

who the hell calculates they videogames

[brisk zinc]

Not my Pic tho I saw thar on Facebook

[drifting fox]

gulp

[obtuse crescent]

why is it a girl

[brisk zinc]

Bluestorm mod

[left glade]

because is it beautiful

adn best than the normal brainstorm

[obtuse crescent]

imagine if all the jokers were naked and every ante 8 ability was making u bust anut or somethin

imso funny

[tawny lichen]

i won with like 188 million chips on the greed seed

im gonna try endless

[obtuse crescent]

dude

[tawny lichen]

I GOT MIME FROM JUDGEMENT

THIS SEED ISNT REAL

[left glade]

i really dont like mime

but with baron he is good

[hard gyro]

Man how is that even possible

[hard gyro]

Is that the seed i dropped

Crazy what you found

[civic geyser]

This is my first ever win in a run and my best run so far

[hard gyro]

Is that black deck

[civic geyser]

Yeah

[hard gyro]

It's insane your first win is on black deck

Cool tho

[civic geyser]

Thank you so much

[hard gyro]

You speak Arabic?

[civic geyser]

Yeah

[hard gyro]

مرحبا يا اخويا

[civic geyser]

اهلا وسهلا

[hard gyro]

اخبارك ايه

و اخبار العيال

[civic geyser]

تمام الحمدلله

[nova shore]

i tought you only speak english and spanish

[hard gyro]

Who said I speak spanish

I only speak English and arabic

And little bit of french

[nova shore]

the memes you send

[hard gyro]

I never sent any memes lol

[nova shore]

oh, wrong jimbo then

there are a lot nowdays

[hard gyro]

Yeah copycats trying to imitate me

They are bunch of greed seeds

Btw i remember you @nova shore

Aren't you the little guy

I was gonna step over you once

Mini man

[hard gyro]

Cute little guy

[nova shore]

oh the mini man is mini now, not me

[left glade]

hi minininlla

[hard gyro]

Teuziin

[nova shore]

hi teuziin, how are you?

[hard gyro]

Are you a gal?

Or a boy

[left glade]

i'm good and you?

[hard gyro]

Or a crossiant

[nova shore]

I am calm

[nova shore]

milanesa de pollo

[hard gyro]

Stop speaking gus fring

[left glade]

i'am a bread

[hard gyro]

Are you

[nova shore]

nuh uh, thats pollo frito

[hard gyro]

Garararararaaraman

You know

Italian brainrot

Who likes dogs here

[near yew]

im gonna try beating my seed

[nova shore]

zzzzzzz

[hard gyro]

Is that a seed?

[left glade]

i'm going to test

[sour peak]

Is that a seed?

[hard gyro]

Already in ante zero

Got brainstorm from judgement

Invisible from wraith

[gusty agate]

Pretty solid for my second seeded deck fixing (experimenting with pairs)

[hard gyro]

What jokeds

[fickle thistle]

well it was fun

[hard gyro]

You got planted

Damn

In your face

Pun intended

[fickle thistle]

i was gonna pivot into bloodstone if i could get it but

i didn't read the boss blind

[subtle hamlet]

HUHHHHHH

UNSEEDED BTW

[hard gyro]

That's cool

Weird

But cool

[fickle thistle]

ombemlisk

[subtle hamlet]

ombemlisk

and bean

[hard gyro]

Who is playing balalala

[fickle thistle]

i feel like

ombelisk is the worst rare joker

i hate it

[hard gyro]

I can't believe balatro is a ripoff of balala

[hard gyro]

I used to hate it too

[vivid palm]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MEGA BUFFOON PACK

[hard gyro]

Untill I realized how easy it is to scale

[fickle thistle]

rebate is best option

[hard gyro]

Fist and rebate obviously

[fickle thistle]

trust me

[vivid palm]

i took rebate and bp and sold bp for the money

greed is our favorite sin

[hard gyro]

I was joking

[fickle thistle]

we going to hell with this one

[hard gyro]

No way you passed on invisible

And sold bp

[vivid palm]

wasnt i supposed to?

idk what bp does

and invis is just bad

im kidding im waiting for a chips card so i can invis the bp

@amber burrow idk who to ping

[fickle thistle]

get a load of this guy

[hard gyro]

I am shooting a load

[daring dagger]

Horrible message to see when entering chat

[hard gyro]

Who cares

Except you lol

[fiery flower]

I can't even tell what's rage bait or not anymore

people go so overboard with it

[cold lichen]

Unseeded💀

[fiery flower]

now that's fun

same energy

(also unseeded)

[thick echo]

what is balatro moded or haw can i add mods

[fiery flower]

you might want to ask in #⚙・modding-general

[thick echo]

a ok sry

[fiery flower]

dw

[near yew]

guys take your guess

[drifting fox]

yo, rick!

[fiery flower]

chicot

[near yew]

trib

[drifting fox]

😔

[fiery flower]

triboulame

[near yew]

maybe i shouldnt have killed chad.....................

[obtuse crescent]

rogalakie kade bilding game

[left glade]

i think this isnt good

i need play and destroy face cards

[uneven edge]

wdym

you got canio

[nova shore]

mods when

[uneven edge]

top 5 joker in the game

[left glade]

but i have photochad

the photochad dont working with canio

[uneven edge]

and you'll realize canio is way better than photochad

and its not like you're eliminating ALL face cards

one hang man to get 3x is enough already

[obtuse crescent]

top 5

is this a reference to the 5 legendary jokers

[uneven edge]

yes

no

[obtuse crescent]

named after real life jesters

[uneven edge]

its top 5 oat

oh

yeah

[obtuse crescent]

that once existed in the past

[uneven edge]

yeah all of the legendary jokers have lore

[obtuse crescent]

the numbe 5 is legendry joker reference

ive never thought of it this way.i might come a little

[near yew]

tribouyay

[left glade]

i think i win

[dry briar]

brotha

why

[mint peak]

Hi

[dry briar]

almost everything is eternal

hello freddy

[near yew]

pivot to baron

[mint peak]

Har har har

[dry briar]

very hard to get baron

i have no very good deck

[untold narwhal]

I'm playing Spirit Tracks, the Zelda game where Link has autism and Zelda gets Dr. Strange Ulted by a hacker who has infinite stun duration on said Ult.

[dry briar]

brotha what

4th photo

in the run

wtf

[near yew]

give me the mask please

🥺

[dry briar]

sure

[tranquil oak]

I only like the ds zelda games

[dry briar]

🤝

[tranquil oak]

Hourglass of Time was also fun

[dry briar]

[near yew]

is spirit tracks gooor

[tranquil oak]

I personally really enjoyed it when I got it

Was like close to 15 years ago tho

14~

[fickle thistle]

it angers me seeing people get good runs like this

when i can go legit like 50 runs without ever getting anything close to decent

might be a luck issue tbf

[drifting fox]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[dry briar]

Lmao hacked

[near yew]

skip for a driveer licensce

omg yes plz

whatttt

[dry briar]

happens

[near yew]

whweeres my 50$

[dry briar]

i had a losssing strak

for liek 10 runs in a roe

[fickle thistle]

i'm on my balatro burnout rn

i was so addicted to it once that i managed to install it on the school computer

lmao

[near yew]

god please give me sock and buskin

[final delta]

hello

[dry briar]

burnout takedown?

[fickle thistle]

i wish i had nitro i have the perfect emoji for this

[near yew]

runing the game at .5 oh god

[final delta]

why on earth would u do ths

[fickle thistle]

balatro torture device

on god let this not be chicot

it was perkeo chat

[tawny lichen]

W

[left glade]

ITS CLOSE

[near yew]

acorn

when did i get e11

why did the game not shoe me e11

[turbid sphinx]

how do i unlock plasma deck.,.,.,..,

[left glade]

beat the blue stake

[dry briar]

[turbid sphinx]

ohmygod

[dry briar]

@fickle thistle

WHAG

[near yew]

beshinpis

[dry briar]

fixed

[near yew]

is this nee gen alpha slang

[fickle thistle]

L

[dry briar]

PIS

BQDKAKDKS

[fickle thistle]

imagine n ot hitting it first try

[dry briar]

somehow

you tag got added in the middle

[fickle thistle]

thats just my power

[near yew]

chat there’s another negative skip

[dry briar]

you ar ethe bepis truck

[dry briar]

bet its midas

[near yew]

god please

[fickle thistle]

chat i'm LEGIT fighting for my life here with perkeo

[dry briar]

goo

[near yew]

oh no its the manacle

[dry briar]

yum

[turbid sphinx]

why is canio a thing

[near yew]

the ever so helpful juggler:

[dry briar]

free hands for chicot

[dry briar]

why canio hating

bros a better glass joker

free mult everytime your card breaks

[near yew]

why is glass joker a thing

[dry briar]

why is glass card a thing

too op

[near yew]

MIDASSSSSS

[dry briar]

Lets gooo

[near yew]

devious, half, sly, raised fist, showman, midas, smiley

[lyric kraken]

Hey fair warning to everyone here, as soon as I joined this server I got a message from a user claiming they accidentally reported my steam account. This is 100% a scam to steal your account

[near yew]

negative the not so helpful

[dry briar]

showman best joker

[dry briar]

yes

it also happens with discord

[near yew]

far from best

[dry briar]

do not ever respond to those accounts

[near yew]

15 jokers though

is it too muxh to ask for a better way to handle having more than 7 jokers lol

do i put midas before vamp right

[dry briar]

ye

[near yew]

dude please

sock and busk

[buoyant maple]

any info abt cross progression?

[dry briar]

🧦

[orchid raft]

cloud fraud

[near yew]

play full 9s

[fickle thistle]

i was just called a cilinder of potential energy by my friend

how should i feel about this

[haughty panther]

do we take soul here

maybe sell paradolia?

[fickle thistle]

if its a triboulet you have a free win

[orchid raft]

golden joker

[fickle thistle]

^^

[orchid raft]

wait

its negative

bruuuuhhhh

sell em...

[near yew]

imolate is the biggest troll

[near yew]

yes

[haughty panther]

so paradolia?

[fickle thistle]

thats what i'm saying

[near yew]

one queen and it hits

7 Kings 4 Queen

[haughty panther]

it was chico

😢

[near yew]

something something illusion of choice

[near yew]

no plant

plus temperanc

[celest jetty]

I'm so tempted to use Ankh on my Wee Joker. It's at 544 chips, and I'm on Plasma Deck, so it'll be super good, but

I also have Oops All 6s and Bloodstone

So hmmm

[near yew]

wee ball bro

we ball

[celest jetty]

Betttt

[near yew]

more place for hack trust

[celest jetty]

Bweheheheh

I need the hack

[fickle thistle]

should be a very easy decision

[celest jetty]

True

[molten horizon]

Literally this

[ornate scaffold]

i realized too late that im a moron

[near yew]

DUSK

do i take dusk

[celest jetty]

YES

[pulsar rose]

Whats your build

[near yew]

whatever this is

[pulsar rose]

Nvm I saw the trib

Yeah take dusk