🎙・server-chat

[autumn cobalt]

looks like this is ending on ante 18

[quick moat]

I don't think it jumps to e46

pretty sure it only scores polychrome when played

[turbid sphinx]

red seal

[chilly mulch]

the existence of straight flush implies all other flushes are gay

[quick moat]

just the non straight ones

[neat flint]

Idk i am gay

[quick moat]

are you a flush

[neat flint]

Ye

[autumn cobalt]

oh right

not dead yet

[untold narwhal]

https://youtu.be/AamFDYUaMhM?si=kYUYk7XngwqrnoR4

"The enemy Stand user could be anyone!"

[neon sedge]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdURjQbm/

[simple fern]

why did i randomly get kicked from the server 2 minutes ago i dont even type on here

[bold vale]

Hi, I'd like to contact the game developers. Does anyone know their email address or something similar?

[untold narwhal]

I think that explains it.

[simple fern]

??? lmao

[untold narwhal]

We be poyomaxxing
https://youtu.be/VddKpgteL2U?si=VJDK5zKZiHMvhOEj

[wraith wharf]

HATSUNE MIKU

[brisk zinc]

midku

[autumn cobalt]

spooky

[wraith wharf]

:shermasmirk:

Also the cover is better then I expected honestly

[slate oak]

gros micheal is an actual type of banana?

[wraith wharf]

Yup

Cavendish is too

Gros Michel at least WAS one

[slate oak]

huh

where did it go

[wraith wharf]

I think it went extinct or something

Just know it is not available anymore

And now we got cavendish

One of the best balatro irl representations imo

[autumn cobalt]

lore accurate gros michel

[junior arrow]

The game just updated on ps5, does anyone know what changed?

[tranquil oak]

They still exist, they almost went extinct though due to a fungal infection

[wraith wharf]

Ah yes, thats better, thanks

[slate oak]

they aren't extinct, just rare because of some disease

[agile zenith]

My most successful idol run so far!!

Fixed my deck around ante 10

[keen willow]

Diamonds on this run went crazy

I also got like 7 hermits in a row in ante 7 shop

[brisk zinc]

it went extinct like someone already said, that's why it says 'extinct' in game when it dies

[agile zenith]

Waow, what stake do u play on?

[keen willow]

And photo appeared in last shop to find his beloved chad

[tranquil oak]

It didn’t go extinct though

[near spindle]

I love this game

[autumn cobalt]

looks like im not reaching naneinf with this one

[keen willow]

Gold

[tranquil oak]

It came close but they still exist

[autumn cobalt]

[brisk zinc]

also all artificial banana flavorings are based on the extinct variant which is why banana flavored things don't taste like bananas

[keen willow]

It was really easy

[brisk zinc]

close enough who care

[keen willow]

A Holo misprint at the start carry me through first antes

[agile zenith]

So many ppl posting their wins in chat this morning

[slim junco]

died

[keen willow]

Then found gem and the stars didn't stop to come

[slate oak]

oh woah that's really cool

[agile zenith]

I LOVE ROUGH GEM!!!!

[odd plank]

I did it somehow

[keen willow]

The MVP of the run

[tranquil oak]

Rough Gems is one of the best econ jokers, only one I have gold sticker on

I mean as far as econ jokers go

[keen willow]

Although I sold it for photo because a run needs photochad to be a real run

[keen willow]

I managed to pair it with burglar

[agile zenith]

Speaking of econ jokers, what do u guys think are the best ones?

[keen willow]

Money printing glitch

Mailing rebait

[odd plank]

But your best hand is higher than me

[keen willow]

No discussion

[brisk zinc]

rebate is very good

[tranquil oak]

I take Hanging Chad basically any time it’s available but don’t take photo nearly as much

[keen willow]

Parking is also good if you have hands to spare

[agile zenith]

Yeah imo rebate is the best midgame once u have ur ranks fixed a lil

[odd plank]

Idk

[keen willow]

But mailing is the best by a long shot

[slate oak]

well i have this really weird banana in my house that is not cavendish for sure

[agile zenith]

Gross michael

[slate oak]

cuz like i have both

[agile zenith]

Disgusting mike

[slate oak]

idk im going through banana types rn

there is a blue banana?

[agile zenith]

Yeah apparently

Foil gros michel irl????

[slate oak]

we need more banana types in balatro

ill say it

[autumn cobalt]

this is the end

[tacit mantle]

I love this tag. GD tag wasn't really good.

[tacit mantle]

Small amount of mercuries.

[autumn cobalt]

perkeo appear at ante 5

did not have that much time stacking

[agile zenith]

It looks like a solid block of cosmic metal

[autumn cobalt]

maybe 1 more blind

[agile zenith]

How many mercuries donu have? :0

[autumn cobalt]

nevermind

160

9BOLSMRY here is the seed if anyone like

gold stake btw

would probably be better at white stake

was stuck with oops and bloodstone eternal

3 done, 2 to go

[tranquil oak]

Only one I got gold sticker on is Canio, he decided to show up in ante 2 in my gold stake anaglyph deck clear and he kinda hard carried

[hard gyro]

Only 7 jokers left to discover

[tranquil oak]

Got him up to 12x mult

Brainstorm was copying him too

[hard gyro]

Aleeb 2.0

[tranquil oak]

Which 7?

[hard gyro]

Merry and wee and stone joker and arrow head and hit the road and shoot the moon and the 400$ or more to unlock one

[tranquil oak]

Iirc for me Satellite, Steel and Glass were some of the last ones

Satellite is the $400 one

[hard gyro]

Yeah i don't how to unlock that onr

[tranquil oak]

Got it really early/easily on mobile though somehow

[hard gyro]

I have bad econ management

[brisk zinc]

play anaglyph deck and wait for a money skip tag

that's how i got it at least

[hard gyro]

Wouldn't that be throwing the run?

[brisk zinc]

nah

[tranquil oak]

I had a run recently, don’t recall which deck but on white stake you can get away with having 3 econ jokers

[brisk zinc]

you still get the achievement and $400 is a lot to keep the run alive

[tranquil oak]

Had To the Moon, and 2 other econ jokers

Bull was giving +1500 chips from all the money I had

[hard gyro]

Btw how is pieroglyph that rare

[tranquil oak]

The voucher?

[hard gyro]

I have it unlocked like a long time ago but I never seen it in shop

[hard gyro]

I believe so since it's only one

[tranquil oak]

I see it fairly often when I do take the previous tier voucher

[hard gyro]

And i always get hieroglyph aswell

[hard gyro]

How

[tranquil oak]

Rng dude

[hard gyro]

I saw antimatter more than I saw that one

It's crazy

[tranquil oak]

I don’t see antimatter often

[hard gyro]

I seen twice in my hundreds of runs

I fail alot

[tranquil oak]

I just reset the run if I don’t have anything to play towards by like ante 2

[hard gyro]

I never reset I just fail

Or i throw away the run when it's hopeless

[tranquil oak]

Not saying I gotta start with something crazy but I’m not taking perishables and rentals all that often

[hard gyro]

Me too

[tranquil oak]

Only a few are worth

[hard gyro]

Gold stake on zodiac is impossible

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff always gets value

[hard gyro]

I still haven't finished gold stake on zodiac

[tranquil oak]

That’s what I’m working towards, don’t see how it will be worse than the other ones I’ve done

[hard gyro]

Blue deck was almost like a walk in the park for me

[tranquil oak]

You already start with 3 vouchers

Getting a Constellation early is almost autowin

[hard gyro]

I am kinda bad at the game

I don't like to deckfix and I always spend all my econ

[tranquil oak]

I don’t consider myself the greatest by any means, but I feel like I have been getting more consistent

[hard gyro]

Well balatro is kind of causal at times

[tranquil oak]

The lower stakes are usually a breeze till like blue

[hard gyro]

Yep

Agreed

Blue is where it starts to get crazy

[verbal zephyr]

zodiac goated

[tight cave]

blue is a relatively difficult stake yeah

[verbal zephyr]

zodiac so tasty

[tight cave]

❌

loud incorrect buzzer

[hard gyro]

I agree it's just idk why I can't finish gold stake on it

[tranquil oak]

Only 2 discards is a pain in the booty, that’s kinda why I’ve been shifting over to the pair train

[verbal zephyr]

you see more jokers with zodiac even with the tarot and planet vouchers

mathematically proven

overstock just nutty

[hard gyro]

Was that abandoned?

[tight cave]

btw your card sharp is holo so it shoul d go before the poly bbc

[tranquil oak]

Why do you have a jack in your deck?

If it’s abandoned

[tight cave]

standard packs

[tranquil oak]

Or king I mean

[tranquil oak]

Yes, but why take it? Doesn’t have blue seal

[tight cave]

you tell me man idk

[hard gyro]

I am eagerly waiting for 1.1

[tranquil oak]

Adding face cards to your deck in abandoned doesn’t make sense to me, just makes ride the bus worse (unless you have canio )

[hard gyro]

It's crazy that it's been more than half of the year and we still got on no updates on 1.1

[tight cave]

wrong

[hard gyro]

I really hope it doesn't get delayed

[tight cave]

it triggers last actually so i was wrong too

[tranquil oak]

You should have the baseball card last

[hard gyro]

Baseball doesn't need an order

It was old

That run was heavily depended on baseball

I really love how balatro has so many ways for you to play

I don't like board games

I don't even like poker and soliatre

But i am in love with balatro

Balatro is easy to understand

Idk how balatro can be so appealing

Maybe it's the visuals maybe it's the simplicity maybe it's the dopamine rush maybe it's the gameplay maybe it's the soundtrack or maybe it's all of them.

I love balatro is so simple and straightforward

[tight cave]

the soundtrack is musically so well done

[hard gyro]

Yep i agree

And i really love the visuals

Balatro is the perfect mobile game

Even though it's a port

It feels perfect as a mobile game

I always play it when I am outside as much as inside

[finite shadow]

Unlucky go next

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling ♿

[near yew]

guys real question

do you play with crt or not

[past ledge]

YESSSSSS, always lol, it looks weird without it :p

That might just be me tho :3

[tranquil oak]

Just found a negative Campire on ante 7

Actually crazy good

[slate oak]

I FINALLY FOUND GLASS JOKER, ONE MORE GOLDEN STICKER LEFT

[near yew]

cccc.cc.c.c.cc.c.ccccccc......

credit card?

nope

madness

hex on it

9$

press R

how good is ride the buss

[tranquil oak]

Outside of abandoned deck it’s mid, though ig you could still use it for pair builds or if you get canio early

[final delta]

hellooooooooo

[tranquil oak]

Kinda like a green joker

[slim junco]

whats bro tryna do 💔 🥀

[pallid tree]

EGG?

EGG?

[errant moon]

waos

[pallid tree]

?

[errant moon]

egg its live, live is egg

[slim junco]

eternal egg 💔

[timid notch]

temprance

[pallid tree]

Why ♾️

[slim junco]

type shi

[pallid tree]

Ok so let me get this straight

Joker that's useless when eternal
Perma econ joker
Oa6

What the fuck

[slim junco]

normal run in balatro

but the plant always wins

[pallid tree]

I wooonder why

[warm jacinth]

First time ever got to ante 24 so close to pushing over the edge

[hazy sparrow]

any tips to get to naneinf

[warm jacinth]

there is only a couple builds that can do it would youtube it if your interested as you need to get certain things early on and there is alot of luck involved

[ember root]

🤓 eternal egg still gives good temperance value

[near yew]

uhm

what am i gonna do

oh god

im so scared

[opaque shard]

Hi so scared Im Palu

[near yew]

hi palu im so scared

[opaque shard]

What are you scared about

[near yew]

the plant

do i get rid of fibbo for dex fixing?

[slim junco]

Icl ts pmo oms

[near yew]

brother you made the deck

[slim junco]

SYFM

[slim junco]

i just took it for the funny btw😭

SYFMYFC

[near yew]

what

is this a wifi password

what

[slim junco]

its a seed

[near yew]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

needs an 8th letter

[unborn hinge]

What happened to the localthunk chat?

[toxic gulch]

thunk

[slim junco]

@subtle hamlet
This you?

[toxic gulch]

||chicot ended my photochad run||

[hexed notch]

the plant won because your jokers fucking sucked twin

[slim junco]

smd twin❤️‍🩹 🌹

[hexed notch]

okay twin

[near yew]

this is so fun

[compact stump]

round 28 damn

[final delta]

hello

[near spindle]

WHAT

WHAT THE HELL

IT ENDS THERE???

WHAT WAS PLAN X37????

[idle maple]

This mf always show up every time

[near spindle]

WHO WERE THE BLACK ROBES???

WHY DOES INSIDE JOB ONLY HAVE TWO SEASONNNNSSSSS

[final delta]

what are u on about

[rancid patio]

rip_chat

[near yew]

hiero+petro

[ornate scaffold]

I wonder what hand im gonna be using the most

[near yew]

straight flush no balls

[ornate scaffold]

yay free bottom surgery

[near yew]

me too gang

me too

😢

[ornate scaffold]

or I could just get a regular straight flush???

the game wants me to

[slim junco]

Thats a really funny screenshot

[slim junco]

In this economy?

[near yew]

become surgeon

self surgery

[rancid patio]

nerd🤓

[cold lichen]

I am NEVER opening balatros nexus mod page ever again

[patent flame]

Finally

[rancid patio]

reaching to naneinf

[patent flame]

Gl to you too

I just got it

[cold lichen]

Anyone got the list for roffles mods?

[rancid patio]

good!

[ornate scaffold]

HALLELUJAH

[sweet dome]

PHOTOCHAD

[rancid patio]

barme

[cold lichen]

Is there a mods chanel

[ornate scaffold]

#⚙・modding-general

[dull summit]

This is the visual image of dopamine

[rancid patio]

i need an ectoplasm😭

[dull summit]

GIVE ME LESS CARDS AND MORE JONKERS

[rancid patio]

bruhhhhhh...

[rancid patio]

i hate this boss

[final delta]

we all do

[rancid patio]

😦

2300$ and hope for a luchador

[simple flare]

im stuck

i cant get past anite 2

[rancid patio]

lol

[simple flare]

look

i cant get past it

[rancid patio]

8673s to calculate

[simple flare]

look at the chips and mult

ignore the amount of cards i have

[rancid patio]

i dont play cryptid mod

[hot sundial]

[simple flare]

i think my pc its going to blow up

[rancid patio]

alt+f4

[simple flare]

i dont wana ill have to wait another 3 hours

so do i win?

what anit would i get to

[rancid patio]

xd

[simple flare]

i want to see how long it takes its most likely the 3 hanging chads that trigger the first card 122.56 times

[rancid patio]

only 367.68 times

[simple flare]

plus the eco that is a 100% chance to trigger the card 2 more times plus the 40 cards that retrigger all the 2's

[rancid patio]

at least 1

[patent flame]

Gg

[prime crow]

skipped 2 blinds for 2 free rare joker tags for fun and youll never guess what i got

91L251BF

thats the seed if anyone wants lol

[rancid patio]

we can get high score

with this

[gentle kernel]

1st win in my new profile.

[rancid patio]

baronnnn

[gentle kernel]

baron carry

[left glade]

if this invis copy the rocket

I REALLY LOVE THIS GAME

[wanton steeple]

I found a way to exploit ivis joker

By reset scumming

[rancid patio]

i hate it...

[wanton steeple]

Found out it copied by selecting a random slot not a random joker

So if it copied a joker u don't like if u quickly reset and put the joker u do want in the slot it'll copy that one instead

[rancid patio]

ohhhhhh

[wanton steeple]

[rancid patio]

try it later

[dry cedar]

Why did ASTROBOT win GOTY last year

[autumn lynx]

Prob my favorite seed, all rare jokers until ante 12

[ornate scaffold]

painted deck will stay at white stake until I die

i would rather fuck a pencil sharpener than play painted deck

[dry cedar]

Okay woah

[ornate scaffold]

imagine if you could get pinned cards outside of challenges

imagine getting a blueprint pinned to the right or brainstorm pinned to the left

[autumn lynx]

Not today plant

[vivid island]

plant doesn't seem to even matter for that setup I think, unless you don't have enough 4oak/flush five levels.

[autumn lynx]

Believe me, I have flush 5 levels

[vivid island]

yeah, with that much you can just demolish with a debuffed hand anyway

[autumn lynx]

Yeah pretty much, it's the all rares seed

Each round im discarding flush five then duping kings, or vice versa

[vivid island]

lv 1 4oak is already around 370k base for your joker setup with full bp/bs on family and the 3 foils.

[dry cedar]

What's the seed? I need my daily does of pavlov sound affects

[autumn lynx]

Here it's MIPK41M6

[tranquil oak]

@latent spear thank you for blessing me in this run

What is the plant?

[autumn lynx]

All spectral packs and rare jokers til ante 10, besides the ante 1 buffoon pack of course, still all rares in it

[tranquil oak]

Lmaooo, guess what the arm, chicot just said nope to decreasing my hand levels

[fluid lichen]

Am I tripping? why is it a straight flush?? Ik I have four fingers but it doesnt make sense....

[merry silo]

Because you have 4 fingers and it probably registered the 4 spades as a flush

[vivid island]

it's a straight flush because your hand contains both a straight and a flush.

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[fluid pilot]

+mult

[fluid lichen]

Ohh okay, good to know, thanks youu

[merry silo]

Of course “TheMexicanGuy” loses to “The Wall”

[gentle cliff]

Y'all never made it this high

One days u guys will get there. Okay? Good luck!

[merry silo]

Uh.. actually!!

[gentle cliff]

Leaving the server rb

[thick lance]

I just installed Balatro. Tell me which are the best wildcards

Please

🙏

[gentle cliff]

Some of them!

[junior spoke]

First off what do you mean by wildcards are yoy talking about the terra card lovers wildcards or something different

[thick lance]

Jokers

[junior spoke]

Ahh

Depends on the type of run

[glossy dawn]

Want to share this lol
No showman

[junior spoke]

Like ancient joker is really good

[cold lichen]

Why cant i use it

[junior spoke]

And there's a few jokers that would work perfectly with it

[glossy dawn]

Cant be used if you played a fool before

[cold lichen]

Im fucking blind i tought it was death

[thick lance]

beautiful

😭🙏

[thick lance]

Okay, thanks for the advice 👍

[junior spoke]

No problem

[crisp blaze]

what do i sell gang

[fluid lichen]

🛐

What the fuck

[crisp blaze]

w seed

[fluid lichen]

[left glade]

i sell which joker?

[north crescent]

probably photo

[left glade]

i dont have a good base mult

[north crescent]

yeah so selling photo for half would be great

or invis if you can live

[cold lichen]

How many Steel retrigger kings do i need for naninf if i have 2 mimes and 2 barons

[scenic helm]

A couple

[honest canopy]

I assume Plasma deck? Ideally you'd have more than 2 of each as well...

[cold lichen]

Ghost deck

Also i cant i have max slots lol

[honest canopy]

Do you have a stack of cryptids?

[cold lichen]

70 rn

[left glade]

i love playing with hologram

[honest canopy]

The Doc has a vid on it thankfully - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8-QeANHJU

From memory it's 88? but thats assuming you have a 4/2 split not 2/2

[cold lichen]

Ok

[left glade]

yeah

good start for ante 1

[opaque shard]

Holy peak

Now get uhhh vampire and ticket

[left glade]

a driver license can be good too

[main badge]

anyone have the: "[baron mime] be like, I have my whole life ahead of me, no you don't the [plant] is coming" meme?

I need it rn

<3

[steel estuary]

flush

[cold lichen]

I might get naninf

I would have gotten it 100% if i wouldnt have messed up a few times

And the serpent as boss

YOOO NO FUCKING WAY

UNSEEDED

RAHHH

[upper solstice]

Goat

[stone socket]

Am I one of the only mobile players here?

[merry silo]

Got the pride month joker

[merry silo]

Right here

[stone socket]

Good to know

[wanton viper]

Im mobile

[stone socket]

Fire

[upper solstice]

I am twin

Dw

[stone socket]

Only reason I asked is because the first question it asked me was if I was interested in modding so I didn’t know if it was just pc

Thanks for clarifying tho

[fiery flower]

cooking

[slate oak]

I GOT THE DNA

c++

i can taste it

yay

[halcyon sky]

coming from an isaac fan, this is not suprising
(But still impressive, congrats!)

[slate oak]

lmao

im no where near dead god

[silver gust]

Photograph recorded this btw

💔

[strange meadow]

chat im gettin the fuckin anaglyph negative skip pull

six negative jokers

[nova shore]

steal

[half whale]

can you unlock satellite with the chips cannot exceed dollars challenge

[north crescent]

nope no unlocks in challenges

[half whale]

ah ok

[strange meadow]

i got nothing of worth

i was fooled

[slim junco]

Wassup yall

It’s your 2nd or 3rd favorite legendary

[steady otter]

you beat canio for me

[half whale]

CHIGOAT

[steady otter]

My Chigga

[leaden saffron]

Perkeo is third, canio second

Yorick my goat

[rancid patio]

get rid of dna or stay?

[north crescent]

whats the goal

[rancid patio]

naneinf sure

[north crescent]

if you have retcon that looks like enough

[rancid patio]

but i lose ante 24

[slim junco]

Rip my run

[rancid patio]

:0

[thick lance]

[rancid patio]

true

[north crescent]

well if the goal is naneinf why do you need to beat 24

[rancid patio]

it isn't enough

but i can beat my high score:)

[leaden violet]

cartomancer is good?

👅

[rancid patio]

shhh... quite good

[leaden violet]

are you fr

[rancid patio]

super goood

dusk

[sinful tangle]

How can I play ranked?

[merry silo]

Should I get rid of perkeo

[novel nebula]

No

[wise plaza]

Negative blackboard looks funky

[rancid patio]

guess my score

[merry silo]

Whiteboard

[leaden violet]

i lost again cmn now

😭😭😭

this game is making me tweaking

[merry silo]

I lost against the damn acorn

Imma blow up

[hybrid timber]

QM2B741B

heres the seed for that run i just did

ending lineup looked like this

i could have pushed it farther but i discarded too much glass and didnt have enough for scoring

[fiery flower]

probably about e170

maybe more

e180 even

[hybrid timber]

i may have luck on my side tonight

we pulling banger after banger

[winged mica]

mimo or gros michel

[true osprey]

Porque no puedo ver las seed?

En el canal

[cobalt wing]

Balatralalero balala

[wise plaza]

I upgrade high card a bit too much I think

[leaden violet]

imma touch you

is this tuff?

[formal nova]

Which legendary did it give you

Ima guess

Trib

[leaden violet]

no

i didn’t opened silly goober!!😅

[jolly talon]

Whym.

Why

[leaden violet]

cuz I’m watching dexter

[plain vortex]

Hi yall

[scarlet wind]

Finally I learned to play with other thing that is not flush

[plain vortex]

Nice

[slim junco]

i just got chicot so I started having a crash out and banged my head on the wall like really hard

it’s all chicot’s fault

dang it

[leaden violet]

i need chicot sb

[weary remnant]

you need the one where specific cards give that +8/4 mult now

[merry silo]

I win!!!!

[untold narwhal]

Yeah, chat, we're bringin' it back!

[near yew]

@latent spear

[leaden violet]

which one

[slim junco]

tell them they owe me hospital bills from the concussion I i got

[bleak river]

Yo guys

I have a deck idea

[patent flame]

Look at least u don't get plant anymore

And manacle buh

[bleak river]

It's called double decker, all number values are doubled, but quadruple blind size

[slim junco]

doesn’t make sense

[polar hill]

guys

did anybody get the nichola and balatrowiki.org jokers yet?

[bleak river]

How so

[slim junco]

so a king will give 20 chips and ace gives 22?

etc

[bleak river]

Exactly

All values, kinda chaotic

[slim junco]

how will I beat the first blind if it’s 1200 chips

[bleak river]

Levels are doubled

Flush gives double mult and chips

Everything

[slim junco]

okay

holdon

[olive oracle]

does this change gameplay in any way

[bleak river]

It really does

Jokers are 2 times as effective most of the time

Double cashout

[olive oracle]

double cost invalidates that?

[bleak river]

Yes lol

But no

But yes

[slim junco]

feels like this is a disadvantage

quadruple blind size seems cruel

[bleak river]

Glass cards give x4 mult

[bleak river]

Not really I think, what do you propose

[slim junco]

how will I get glass cards in ante 1

i did the math you’d need an extremely lucky hand to just win the first blind

[bleak river]

You don't have to 💀

[bleak river]

Ok tell me

[slim junco]

idk

the idea isn’t that good tbh

[bleak river]

Aight I thought it was different

[fiery lynx]

sale balatrito?

[livid basin]

Do we think balatro increases brain connectivity, like suduoku and crossword puzzles do?

[polar hill]

imo, it is brain nourishment

because it is up to your brain to determine whether you will score well or not

[gritty grotto]

yeah we actually use our brain to think about how we're gonna win the run

[nova shore]

pasa sala manco

[gritty grotto]

and i think getting kids to play balatro would be a good idea too

[nova shore]

the gambling is growing

[polar hill]

ironically enough

but yeah

[fiery lynx]

habla espanol?

[polar hill]

this game is the definition of "don't judge a book by its cover"

[nova shore]

yea

[fiery lynx]

muy bien

[nova shore]

you too?

[fiery lynx]

yea

[bleak river]

Muy bien

Como estas?

[nova shore]

i love to see people who talk spanish, but remember rule 2 :p

[fiery lynx]

oh fr

glad to me i can talk english too

[nova shore]

There is a fandom sv in Spanish

in case you want to enter it

[fiery lynx]

where i can enter?

[nova shore]

let me dm you, i dont want the mods getting mad for the links

[fiery lynx]

okay

[slim junco]

Can someone explain the dream I just had

[bleak river]

I believe someone can

I may not know

[untold narwhal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QOU0QCxzTrBGeR3LFNvrg?si=7QdQVN52RMaCyF95cmst9Q

webi wabo

[nova shore]

?

[nova shore]

yea, why not

[fiery lynx]

my name is crazy dave but you can call me CRAZY DAVE

[untold narwhal]

His "WAGGO-ROH" soundbyte is a straight dopamine injection.

[polar hill]

vampire survivors and balatro

my 2 favorite games

[fiery lynx]

😭

[cobalt falcon]

Let's get some more orange stickers on my decks

C+ in progress

[untold narwhal]

We still be poyomaxxing

[nova shore]

fuoku are trying to writte the bible from memory?

[gritty grotto]

was your dream THAT long ?

[untold narwhal]

https://youtu.be/GTh5J0HsIAg?si=ivwoFuXFnqxCrXTK

[nova shore]

has the complete collection

how many hours did you sleep???

3 days?

at this point this will be walltext

make sure copy that before sending

[slim junco]

Well the dream was about an unexisting game I remember it was called driver's gear and I remember that in the dream I was watching a video of someone playing the game and he was talking about an Easter egg in the game where you go to specific maps and ram into hidden walls to find something called I think a fearing I believe it's fear and earing and when he collects 25 of them a loud noise starts playing and a terminal pops up and typed in it is come back to the beginning and the f word to someone but his name was redacted and when he goes back to the beginning there is a new way and in it there is a boss of a man with a chainsaw and a melted face that feels like a mask on his flesh and you defeat him by running him over with the car then his blood splatter and my vision blacked

[gritty grotto]

bro what

[nova shore]

yea, this is how dreams work

[gritty grotto]

how do you explain that lmao

[slim junco]

I wanna understand what did I see

[weary remnant]

oh my gosh my posture is so bad my neck hurts loll

[gritty grotto]

i think it's just random stuff bro it's a dream

[slim junco]

Well sometimes it's not just random

[nova shore]

this is like the GTA San Andreas Creepypasta

[gritty grotto]

fr

[bleak river]

It's a sign

[slim junco]

I dunno man

[bleak river]

God is giving you signs

Follow it

[nova shore]

go and watch some Dross, the explain will be there

[slim junco]

And like I have even more weirder dreams but I forgot their details

[untold narwhal]

This is almost as batshit as this one dream I had a while back. Here's me yapping about it to 2B.

[nova shore]

2B?????

[gritty grotto]

LMAOOO

[nova shore]

what are you doing with your life

[untold narwhal]

I couldn't think of anyone funnier to yap about it to.

[nova shore]

uh thats sounds rude

sorry

[untold narwhal]

The wrong things.

[untold narwhal]

No need to apologize.

[nova shore]

oh thats just the litch

[gritty grotto]

reminds me of those dude who talk to chatgpt like it's their gf

[untold narwhal]

https://youtu.be/MfK3Ygb7Jzk?si=ZnErsCCRrIothp0m

FALL

[slim junco]

And wait there is also this dream I had a year before trump became a president again

[nova shore]

rules

[slim junco]

?

[scarlet wind]

My best build so far

[untold narwhal]

I mainly just do it for extreme shitposts, like telling Videl from Dragon Ball that every sock comes in a pair, blaring Gangnam Style on the JBL, and slamming the magic sock from Kirby's Epic Yarn on her head.

[fiery lynx]

sans from undertale, thanks me later

[gritty grotto]

the plant is coming

[untold narwhal]

Thanks. Also, cute PFP.

[fiery lynx]

oh thanks

[fiery lynx]

;D

[scarlet wind]

Waiting you on the next ante

[untold narwhal]

No problem.

[scarlet wind]

But no chicot

[untold narwhal]

Luchador:

[slim junco]

Man I rarely have dreams that are understable but when I do I have the most twisted shit

[bleak river]

Why does a plant disable face cards, I just done get it

[untold narwhal]

Plants don't (usually) have faces.

[hard gyro]

Give me money

[scarlet wind]

But not luchador

[hard gyro]

Or it's a diddy party

[slim junco]

I got the same question

[gritty grotto]

that's actually a valid reason

[slim junco]

I have none I spent them all on therapy

[untold narwhal]

Usually.
https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_Flare

[scarlet wind]

Hmmm I actually dont really know… || existencial cri- ||

[hard gyro]

What if i have paradolia

[untold narwhal]

...am I allowed to post this?

[bleak river]

Usually??

[hard gyro]

Yes

[gritty grotto]

usually.

[hard gyro]

Venus fly trap

[untold narwhal]

https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_Flare

[slim junco]

Uhh I hate myself 😭 but not in an edgy way

[hard gyro]

Why

[nova shore]

contain bad words :(

[slim junco]

Because life suck ass it's like RNG based games

[nova shore]

idk what happend, but the fandom wiki gor vandalized xd

[gritty grotto]

yeah like bro what is Nichola

[scarlet wind]

That’s true

[nova shore]

tesla?

[hard gyro]

Balatro doesn't suck

Just get lucky smh

[scarlet wind]

I destroy games and it’s fun

[slim junco]

Balatro is good

[hard gyro]

Good?

[slim junco]

Balatro is the good RNG based game

[hard gyro]

It's awesome

[slim junco]

And skill

[bleak river]

100% skill

I believe

[hard gyro]

Deadcells aswell

I love deadcells

[gritty grotto]

pretty much every roguelikes are good

[bleak river]

I have many on my skin

Get it?

[slim junco]

Nah deadcells needs no deadcells in your brain

[bleak river]

🤣

[gritty grotto]

hades is goated

[nova shore]

I have idolized the plant since before you existed.

[hard gyro]

Yep

Downwell is really underrated aswell

And it's a decent game

[weary remnant]

I JUST GOT A NON SEEDED NATURAL FOIL YORICK YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

yipperz

[nova shore]

play tboi

[bleak river]

Nah risk of rain heavily underrated, mostly skill too

[gritty grotto]

man i never played it but it looks fun

[hard gyro]

It is

[slim junco]

I still have questions about the long ass dream I just

[hard gyro]

And it's simple

[nova shore]

no

[gritty grotto]

slay the spire is so good too

[bleak river]

Why don't u go back to bed to find out

[bleak river]

Agreed

[hard gyro]

Ahhh I only played it twice then I dropped it off

Idk it didn't really appeal to me

[bleak river]

Isn't there gonna be a sequel?

[slim junco]

My brain is gonna flip me off

[hard gyro]

F your brain

[bleak river]

Nah you gotta lucid dream, then u can dream of the dream

[hard gyro]

Remember brain is just a big piece of gum

[gritty grotto]

i hope so

[slim junco]

And yeah the boss' name is if I remember correctly face of the fallout

[hard gyro]

That's why zombies love it

[bleak river]

Can't wait

[bleak river]

Can it turn into buble

[slim junco]

If you believe in yourself probably

[sharp tide]

My build for the double or nothing challenge 😎

[gritty grotto]

DNA and hologram is so cool

[nova shore]

fuoku are you written your dream again?

[exotic gust]

amazing

[sharp tide]

One time I got it to work with cloud nine

[gritty grotto]

need a +mult and ur good

[gritty grotto]

DAMN

[exotic gust]

lowk i think i just go the high base mult route

[slim junco]

And there is this wacky dream about metal gear rising where after my 3rd and a half playthrough of the game since I deleted the game the dream was a continuation of the playthrough but after beating senator Armstrong and the whole shenanigans after it a screen pops up and in it is "he will come back" after waking up I theorized that he means senator Armstrong and who is senator Armstrong irl trump and today I look back and my theory was right

[sharp tide]

Yeah it was pretty nuts

The 9s had gold seals on them too

[exotic gust]

i got a sock and buskin 😭 😭

amazing

[golden plank]

WHAT THE HELL?

[bleak river]

And Canio nice

[exotic gust]

its acc over if i get the plant

[bleak river]

Drop the photochad bud

[golden plank]

No reason to drop it

[sharp tide]

You should sell mystic water

[golden plank]

Uhh I already passed it

[nova shore]

the plant is always waiting you

[slim junco]

I'm not christian I'm Muslim

[exotic gust]

i will when i get a better joker

but its still better than the stencil for now

[nova shore]

what

[golden plank]

😭😭

[slim junco]

I'm a muslim

[sharp tide]

'tis it?

[weary remnant]

I JUST LOST A BLUEPRINT YORICK START BECAUSE THERE WERE 0 MULT JOKERS AAAAAAAHGHHHHHHWSHGVAJSHGAHSGAJSHVGIQUo

[nova shore]

what one thing have to do with the other??

[weary remnant]

i hate myself

[slim junco]

Same

[bleak river]

Subhanallah brother

[weary remnant]

.

[slim junco]

My brother In Christ I'm not christian

[sonic field]

place your bets folks

[weary remnant]

BLUEPRINT

[gritty grotto]

blueprint 🙏

[nova shore]

what that have to do with ????

[weary remnant]

400 CHIPS ON BLUEPRINT

[nova shore]

[weary remnant]

LOL

[sonic field]

worst outcome

[bleak river]

You can cheat it if it hits photo🥀

[weary remnant]

rip

[bleak river]

Just go to menu bruh

U can revert

[bleak river]

🥀🥀🥀

[slim junco]

I just like to throw shit out for a lil bit of tomfoolery like now I wasted your time on virtually nothing

[sonic field]

the outcome doesnt change unless i sell sock

[bleak river]

Yea?

Sell it lol

[nova shore]

that does not affect anything to the

[slim junco]

Yes

I know

[nova shore]

how???

[weary remnant]

I HATE THE DUO WHYY

[sharp tide]

That's kind of lame

[weary remnant]

i just want rare tag blueprint seeeedddd

[exotic gust]

I LOST HTE FUCKING RUN

[golden plank]

Minimulla in case any worse case happens

[exotic gust]

i lost the run 😭

[golden plank]

There’s a star man waiting in the star ahh moment 😭😭

[exotic gust]

i acc threw omfg

[bleak river]

Happens to the best of us

[bleak river]

It is indeed a stupid glitch

[sharp tide]

No, I mean abusing it just cause invisible joker didn't hit the best guy

[sonic field]

yeah lol i wont do it

[sharp tide]

🙏

[sonic field]

why did i sell the mime lol

[nova shore]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

[sonic field]

also this is white stakes checkered deck im not gonna abuse everything for this run lol

[bleak river]

Y'all acting like u don't wanna see big

[nova shore]

tell that to my 127 lose streak

[sharp tide]

White stakes is the best time to abuse broken jokers

High stakes will have you clinging onto a red card for dear life

[hard gyro]

[exotic gust]

i just lost bcz i failed to draw a flush 💔

[hard gyro]

The mark?

Mark is cruel sometimes

[exotic gust]

i had 5 discard 4 diamonds

i had 6 diamonds in deck

I did NOT draw a single diamond

[hard gyro]

What was the blind

[exotic gust]

big blind i think

[hard gyro]

Oh

[exotic gust]

ye it wasnt a boss blind lmao

bro im so unlucky

[sonic field]

bruh how did i manage to draw the only 7 numbered cards and only 1 glass cards out of 18

[hard gyro]

The fish and mark are probably one of the worst boos blinds to encouter

Up there with Flint and plant

Oh and the arm

[sonic field]

i mean wohoo e12 new high score

[subtle hamlet]

was the run good bro? 🤑

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Friday, hope you guys have a good one

[north steppe]

Take or not

[edgy crystal]

yes

it will be so satisfying

[north steppe]

Reading the card explains the card

[edgy crystal]

what

[livid basin]

this guy could decide to be really funny

what a wonder

[edgy crystal]

bets outcome

bets

dagger just along for the ride

[quiet junco]

my feeling when:

[thorny niche]

does the money talk?

[quiet junco]

i mean $60 from the first card, plus hella scoring from sock + polychrome cards and a x10 constellation

if only it was on gold stake

[whole jackal]

hi if i buy balatro on mobile phone will i be able to somehow transfer my steam progress into it? or do i have to unlock everything again

[quiet junco]

so far, no to transfering

[north steppe]

E100

The invisible jonkler landed on blueprint btw

[thorny niche]

balatro

[obtuse bone]

SHERX68M insane seed if you wanna check it out

just skip the first blind then go from there

[thorny niche]

Perkeo?

[obtuse bone]

Yeah

I found 3 soul cards throughout the run

[meager spade]

Balala theme song slowed 125%

[weary plaza]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e129d1a8

[hard gyro]

Why is it blue

The seed section

[golden plank]

Lost because I don’t have directors cut

3 blue prints 1 negative mime 1 negative brainstorm 1 dna and 2 baron

[hard gyro]

That looks pretty good for unseeded

[cobalt falcon]

Is painted deck good?

+2 hand is it worth losing one joker slot?

[golden plank]

Ikr

Btw I got

[frank sigil]

What’s up bro

I’m not the duck anymore

[marble sparrow]

I BEAT PURPLE STAKE

[frank sigil]

GJ 🔥🔥

[marble sparrow]

I was running obelisk

[frank sigil]

My boring ah was running photochad

Or flash card or swashbuckler and egg with hologram

[olive ferry]

egg with hologram

is this why we play?

[marble sparrow]

I had a banana from ante 1 that died on me on the ante 8 small blind

[olive ferry]

oh i didnt see swash

my bad

[rancid patio]

chat...

gg

[willow kite]

imagine if it was perishable

[polar hill]

Pvz has a wiki.gg btw

At https://pvz.wiki.gg

[molten horizon]

Guys im cooked?

Ok im not cooked

[fiery lynx]

rate my run 0/10 🤑

[rancid patio]

suck

[fiery lynx]

is doing allot of chips

[molten horizon]

I think you like cheap things

[fiery lynx]

yes

its my best run

[rancid patio]

6$ per round🤑

[molten horizon]

USE T H I S

[rancid patio]

sr i have chip

thx egg🤑

[cobalt path]

EZ Black Deck Win

[rancid patio]

sell 2 egg or keep?

[spring sphinx]

Guys how about the farfadet
Common joker which makes every joker you buy negative

[spring sphinx]

Double canio watuhell

[cobalt path]

watuhell?

[rancid patio]

great start

[brisk zinc]

Gm gamblers

[turbid ermine]

Chat, my playing cards should be in the mail today!

I collect playing cards

[hot pike]

what do I sell

[brisk zinc]

trading card or rebate i guess

i love this combo

[idle rune]

why is pareidolia frowning in the wiki ?

[brisk zinc]

plant made him sad

[hot pike]

what now

[cobalt path]

How long can this gravy train go?

[brisk zinc]

same answer

[hot pike]

guess rebate, deck not fully fixed

[cobalt path]

is it weird that I WANT glass to break?

[brisk zinc]

not with glass joker or canio

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 😳

[brisk zinc]

curious if people like it or not

[cobalt path]

This far apparently

[brisk zinc]

what's the canio mult

[cobalt path]

31x at the end

[shrewd python]

[cobalt path]

with constellation around 7.8 or so

[patent flame]

o7

[quiet igloo]

Gonna attempts golden stake for my plasma deck

[cobalt path]

hope you get runner + shortcut

both non-perishable

[tranquil oak]

Just stack + chips and it’s easy mode

Cleared gold stake with 2 runners + blue joker + some other chip jokers

[brisk zinc]

Nooo I got to ante 7 with a good ass build but have to leave

[patent flame]

Nah just use this

[vivid island]

They got planted. Also I forgot the gif ban oops.

[tranquil oak]

I wish I could have gotten wee joker here

He would have grown out of control

[brisk zinc]

I put wee joker very low on my tierlist but I'm starting to like it tbh

[patent flame]

Wee joker is S tier

It's the fastest chip scaler in the game

[brisk zinc]

I'd say like A

[patent flame]

U don't need a whole build for it outside of plasmid

[tranquil oak]

That Wee joker could clear gold stake plasma

[patent flame]

U just need to play 2s and hanging chad

And then ur chips are settled for the rest of the run

[tranquil oak]

Strength the aces

[brisk zinc]

I rarely if ever focus that much on chips but when I do wee is nice

[patent flame]

Also pair it with rtb and u have goated build

[brisk zinc]

On plasma mostly

[tranquil oak]

Arrowhead also very strong on plasma

Basically stuntman when you play spade flushes without reducing your hand size, and can be retriggered with hack or sock to give more chips

You could clear plasma deck with a stone build too, assuming you can level high cards decently