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[alpine orbit]

or consistent really

[dry briar]

roffle got a negative from riff raff

[alpine orbit]

i think it's almost inarguable that smaller hands are more consistent to draw and play

[dry briar]

somethign that i didnt even know was possible

[dry briar]

very true

[alpine orbit]

so if you invest a lot on scaling pairs, so mercury

it racks up quick

[dry briar]

but are really hard to get consistent at the start

[alpine orbit]

works with scaling jokers too since they're weak early on

so ride the bus, grimbo, snova

[alpine orbit]

since these aren't great early on it also scales along with square

THAT'S why it's good

[dry briar]

greenmbo never works for me

i discard way too much

[alpine orbit]

like you get the benefit of not overshooting your score but just enough to

[dry briar]

bros either stuck in a mult or slowly decays

[alpine orbit]

you need to pair spam with grimbo

or play high cards

even 2 pair is asking a lot

[dry briar]

bur grimbo alone is bad at the start

[alpine orbit]

grimbo alone is good

it's +4 mult for 1 round

[dry briar]

at the start is bad

what

are we not talking about the same green joker

[alpine orbit]

it's fine, this is the same with ride the bus

this is almost a non issue

[dry briar]

but green

[alpine orbit]

yes

[dry briar]

+1 mult

[alpine orbit]

it's the same as ride the bus

[dry briar]

every hand

yes

[alpine orbit]

+1 mult per hand

that's fine

[dry briar]

but -1 per discard

[alpine orbit]

it scales slow

[dry briar]

yes

[alpine orbit]

just don't discard

[dry briar]

at the start is hard to get good

[alpine orbit]

play hands to discard instead

like throaway hands as discard

[dry briar]

you are asking too much when all i get are high card worth hands

[alpine orbit]

i like to play 3 hands to build up a large hand (like full house / flush) then go for the kill on the 4th

that's doable

[dry briar]

interestinf

[alpine orbit]

I don't play each hand to score

[dry briar]

bros a rng master cuz that never happens to me

[alpine orbit]

i play a hand to essentially discard

[dry briar]

i just get 1 chance to score or i just get nothing at all

[dry briar]

yes but you discards are worth

[alpine orbit]

with grimbo i try not to

[dry briar]

greembo lover

[alpine orbit]

i know discards are good, why do u think HtR is on my name

[dry briar]

idk what your name means brotha

[alpine orbit]

hit the road

[dry briar]

i thought it was a clan tag

[alpine orbit]

my favorite joker

[dry briar]

whats cert truther

[alpine orbit]

certificate

[dry briar]

oh

bro has mastered this game

[alpine orbit]

nah not really

[dry briar]

discarding jacks is fun

but greembo carry is too much to ask for me

i get bad rng

[alpine orbit]

i think people overestimate how difficult it is to discard jacks and make them

[dry briar]

and im not that good at choosing jokers

[alpine orbit]

try instead of discarding a large hand

just play that hand

[dry briar]

i do

i just get worse shit

[alpine orbit]

then idk

skrill issue idk

but like

[dry briar]

and im not checking the joker thta gives random mult to see what card comes next

[dry briar]

i know

you mastered the game

[alpine orbit]

idk I think u probably undervalue chips

maybe

[dry briar]

no way you say square joker is that good when i havent used him more than thrice

[dry briar]

wee

[alpine orbit]

that's probably what happened

[dry briar]

spades

[alpine orbit]

runner is great

[dry briar]

hiker

[alpine orbit]

try runner and square

hiker is not good

[dry briar]

runner is horrible to use

hiker is good wdym not good

[alpine orbit]

it's the second best one imo

[dry briar]

HOW

[alpine orbit]

runner got me to +390 chips once

lol

it's incredible

it's a fucking common joker too

[dry briar]

brother i get over 700 chips fom hiker

[alpine orbit]

I've gotten square to +292 too

[dry briar]

by just using the same card

[alpine orbit]

card debuffs suck tho

[dry briar]

i have gotten to like +200 chips in a single card

real

[alpine orbit]

runner doesn't give a fuck about verdant leaf

nor square

they give me the chips i need

[dry briar]

wee also

wee best

[alpine orbit]

yes

[dry briar]

bro can hold thousand in such a small body

[alpine orbit]

without a doubt

[dry briar]

how does he carry that much

[alpine orbit]

oh and try castle

that one's pretty nice

for the record

ride the bus was at like +65 or something

I've had ride the bus at +102 or something crazy

same with red card

[dry briar]

i have

castle very fun

[alpine orbit]

grimbo

[dry briar]

bro got free win

but for me thats impossible win

[dry briar]

now that one is not fun to usr

it scales fast

and very easy to

but not fun to scale

[alpine orbit]

it's fun

red card is at

+15 rn

i got it in shop 1

[dry briar]

i dont like to scale red card

theres so many fun things in the boost packs

[alpine orbit]

runner is at +90 chips btw

+120

[ember root]

Fucked up that it takes 8 straights to scale it to 120 chips

[alpine orbit]

w judgement

[alpine orbit]

my planets are at level 1 and it's giving me +210 chips for playing pairs i think im fine

[ember root]

No I mean fucked up in the good sense

[tranquil oak]

I became a believer in Smeared Joker when I realized how well it goes with Castle

Feel like it scales too slowly on higher stakes with only 2 discards

Smeared helps compensate the limited discards

[dry briar]

smeared with the spectral straights joker

!!!!

🔥

[tranquil oak]

Séance?

[dry briar]

idk

[tranquil oak]

I feel like whenever I play straight flushes I don’t have séance

Shortcut and/or 4 fingers both make them easier to play

[dry briar]

yes

the sancer

or whatever you call it

[dry briar]

very true

[tranquil oak]

A Séance is a meeting at which people attempt to communicate with the dead, idk how it correlates with the effects of the card though

Seems like a random name

[dry briar]

it seems like it

i mean it kindaa makes sense since all kings and queens are dead

but i dont see how that would ive you a spectral card

[alpine orbit]

@dry briar

[orchid raft]

vagabond premiun what

[alpine orbit]

love that

[dry briar]

i like how chips are called jetons

bros really pro witht he chips with a runner

[orchid raft]

[dry briar]

you can ofc play 3 and add trash

[alpine orbit]

this is the best thing I could've asked for

blackboard? ETERNAL?

yes please

[slim junco]

guess what deck I'm playing

[alpine orbit]

im gonna kms for taking square joker

nvm im a gigabrain high iq individual

[shut lagoon]

seeing my wee fall before my eyes

[shut lagoon]

square is only good with certain builds

[alpine orbit]

it's fine here

[hasty bobcat]

Is balatro a real game

[shut lagoon]

it’s fake

[hasty bobcat]

Makes sense thanks

[alpine orbit]

my build is looking v good

[hasty bobcat]

No it’s not

[shut lagoon]

yea uhhh

with square joker and board don’t go well

[gentle kernel]

bro, my luck is a one shit

[hasty bobcat]

Square joker is very sad

[alpine orbit]

they do

[alpine orbit]

yes

[hasty bobcat]

Prove it

[alpine orbit]

sure

[shut lagoon]

as the entire point is of board is to get rid of diamond and hearts

[hasty bobcat]

[shut lagoon]

so you get the 3x mult

[shut lagoon]

vro

[alpine orbit]

case in point

right here

[solemn elm]

a tiny bit of anti synergy doesn't write off the combo entirely

[alpine orbit]

oh i forgot snova doesn't work with obelisk

[gentle kernel]

ancient joker eternal polychrome

[alpine orbit]

hologram coming in clutch

@shut lagoon

actually the certificate was screwing with my deck a little but the purple seals made up for it

square was at +220

[alpine orbit]

here

[hasty bobcat]

Where

[dry briar]

image above

[hasty bobcat]

Thanks

Chicot op

[vestal python]

im a mult yipe

[final delta]

i want consumables

[cedar tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472018112573603850/1385072347366559826/0618.mp4?ex=6854bca5&is=68536b25&hm=a321d25c7333a959d8ba00ce6105b54b1ce84cb3b32018b84b2622a208a9f8e1&

me when im asked what color starts with P

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 🚓

[verbal turtle]

Good morning all. How is everyone?

[storm cargo]

im SHIT

[agile zenith]

Had my deck perfectly fixed but died before finding idol

[final delta]

i hate i laughed at this

[vestal python]

its not morning for me

[final delta]

what time is it for u

[twin schooner]

Hey folks. In todays comment section, where are going to try to make one original joke. Enjoy the comment!

[cedar tundra]

hmm. purple?

[vestal python]

7:51

purple

the time is purple

[final delta]

purple 🗣️ 🔥

[untold narwhal]

Chat, should I post Pokemon TF (transformation) art?

[vestal python]

oh god

purple tf art?

[twin schooner]

Why not?

[vestal python]

what is the tf?

[twin schooner]

The fck

[final delta]

the front door

[twin schooner]

Ts fr gng ngl sybau

[urban obsidian]

**:bar_chart: Should I post Pokemon TF art? **

🇦 Yes

🇨 Credit card in the joker slot

Upgrade to Premium :zap: for an ad-free experience.

[untold narwhal]

Transformation. I specified that.

[vestal python]

no what is it tf into?

[untold narwhal]

A Pokemon.

[vestal python]

vapeoreon?

i spelled that so wrong

[twin schooner]

Im not going to make that joke

[untold narwhal]

Nah. (I ain't that freaky. Also, you only put in an E that isn't there.)

[tranquil oak]

Just cleared anaglyph orange stake with a pretty gross build, was like even steven, odd todd (polychrome), fortune teller and arrowhead (polychrome)

Oh, a perishable cavendish but I skipped blinds to make it live long enough to one shot amber corn

The odd todd even steven gambit paid off

[verbal turtle]

Noob here. Just about to fire up a few runs, still unlocking jokers.

[tranquil oak]

Which ones are you missing still?

Glass Joker never shows up for me, was the last one I ended up finding

[verbal turtle]

About 20.

[vestal python]

im freaky

[untold narwhal]

Same.

[twin schooner]

Cool uwucat cool

[untold narwhal]

:p

[tranquil oak]

Glass and Steel Joker both never seem to show up even when their respective cards are in your deck

They’re like unicorns ig

Out there somewhere grazing in a field

[verbal turtle]

I’m focussing on the PS trophies that I can get a hold of just now.

[tranquil oak]

Most of them are fairly straightforward, only 3 take time and effort

C+, C++ and completing all the challenges

[verbal turtle]

88 hours in.

[tranquil oak]

Those are the ones I’m missing

[tranquil oak]

Says 500 or so on mine but I don’t think I’ve actually played that much, just forget to turn my ps5 off a lot

Maybe like half the hours at most

[verbal turtle]

Early days and plenty of time. I’m getting the Platinum if it kills me 🤣

[tranquil oak]

Nice man, I’m the same way

Except mostly play till late at night

Which deck has your favourite been so far?

[pure lark]

Chat, abandoned deck ante 2, most of my deck was Queens. Won with shoot the moon and mime

[verbal turtle]

Catch up with you all soon.

[nova shore]

what type of texture pack is that???

[vestal python]

what is that deck?

[tranquil oak]

It’s kinda funny putting queens into a deck that starts with none

[pure lark]

My own custom one

[tranquil oak]

Abandoned

No face cards

[vestal python]

smash

[nova shore]

dude

[pure lark]

What? That’s me

[vestal python]

still

[pure lark]

No thank you

[tranquil oak]

Eh, eternal rental photo is not passin the vibe check

Give me wee joker or give me death

Was devastated to see my boy in the first shop a few runs ago and only having $7 when he costs $8

[pure lark]

I call this the Un-abandoned deck run

[vestal python]

smash jimbo

[tranquil oak]

Ride the Bus feels like cheating on abandoned

Basically green joker without making you not wanna use discards

[fervent barn]

orZ

[tranquil oak]

What’s your stance on the hook?

[fervent barn]

which one is that again

[noble wagon]

chat what would be the best order of my jokers

[tranquil oak]

It makes you specifically lose mult

[pure lark]

I wasn’t using discards as I had a holo delayed gratification, and kept it till like ante 5, so it would’ve worked out

[tranquil oak]

Discard 2

Only 0.02 mult but still stinky

[fervent barn]

oh the hook is banned

[pure lark]

all my homies hate the Hook

[fervent barn]

i bricked on a run at like ante 7 because i ran aout of discards

[tranquil oak]

It always discards the worst possible cards too

[untold narwhal]

Let's see how many Project Moon sleeper agents there are here.

[tranquil oak]

Auto aim on for gold cards and blue seals

[fervent barn]

also i keep on forgetting psychic exists when i play a 4 of a kind

[dry briar]

i dont think you need to move your jokers

[tranquil oak]

K, where’s my beloved Throwback or Spare Trousers at, it’s been too long since they’ve blessed my game

[twin schooner]

The best part of balatro was when Jimbo said "IT'S BALATRING TIME" and balatred all over the plant

[noble wagon]

[twin schooner]

Am I right guys?

[dry briar]

and chicoted the plant

[final delta]

hello

[dry briar]

hello perkeo

[final delta]

how are you

[dry briar]

im doing fine

earning more money everytime i defeat a boss

hbu

[left glade]

burnt is bad with five cards builds

[earnest viper]

Nothing a lil deck fixin cant fix

[turbid sphinx]

perkeo

where is triboulet

[untold narwhal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vePhVDEvEiA?si=0Ssl9rjuvnAErkPD

[slim junco]

just won white through blue stake in plasma deck all in a row and all using high card builds

that was fun

[orchid raft]

Should I go for the fortune teller? 🤔

[slim junco]

whats it at

[orchid raft]

Fortune teller, missprint and half joker

[dry briar]

XDDDDDDDD

[wide mica]

got a photochad on a console run today :]

after losing a devastating ante 1 with coupon and investment

[orchid raft]

Hey, very nice

So proud of you

why this always happen to me

[left glade]

i think this game want to give me a plant

[orchid raft]

Ante 8 looking awful today

hope no plant for you buddy

HOW GOOD IS FIVE GOLDEN CHADS ahh

[wide mica]

2 eternal gold jokers....

[near spindle]

Does the Hone Voucher also have the mogging face

[orchid raft]

totally trolling ngl

[near spindle]

What about Wraith

[orchid raft]

No vouchers were hurt in this run

[left glade]

very good start

[sage swift]

Hi everyone, does anyone know if there's a way to transfer my Balatro+ profile to normal Balatro?

[left glade]

i just want a blueprint

[near yew]

fortune teller

[left glade]

i take this dusk?

can make my last hand a lot of chips

[orchid raft]

holy shit please here no

[deft yacht]

devastating plant

[orchid raft]

me at 3am

[left glade]

balatro

[orchid raft]

your fate has been sealed 😭

[deft yacht]

the worst part is i had a reroll voucher but wasn’t paying attention

[orchid raft]

no way bruh

[deft yacht]

i was half asleep on a flight just clicking stuff😭😭

[untold narwhal]

Bro got Planted 💀

[deft yacht]

planted by my own hubris

[near yew]

credit card and reroll into blueprint??

[untold narwhal]

Anyway, I'm playing Apex, eating a Sub, looking at Pokemon TF (transformation) art, and listening to Stupendium.

https://open.spotify.com/track/1XwS7Vlwe8oEEVyn53NQpX?si=xvJ6_ljZQDSJwrMJsVMopg

[errant otter]

tee-hee

[left glade]

i am happy

i am sad

i have only 5 discards

and 6 hand size

my last try

nothing of spade cards

i will lost

i hate balatro

i like black stake

because i love ankh

and black stake turn ankh good

[slim junco]

sick

good run

[left glade]

hi

[left glade]

thanks

[sinful stirrup]

I just want 1 dam voucher tag 💀

[slim junco]

hello

[left glade]

it was a run with a lot of risks, i sold the chad rocket and rebate to get the double aj

[errant otter]

me with negative tags

[left glade]

and i sold the tribe to get the double chad

and the chad return to me

[slim junco]

double ancient is really cool

[left glade]

i missed for a castle

[slim junco]

what do you mean

[alpine orbit]

i just won an AJ run

after years

[left glade]

I missed a castle, a castle its a lot of chips

[alpine orbit]

i faced like 3 suit bosses lmao

[left glade]

and in this run i didnt have a lot of chips

[slim junco]

yeah it is a lot of chips

lemme show you my castle actually

just has a run with it

[tranquil oak]

Got a Canio on ante 2 in my last anaglyph gold stake run, he carried super hard ngl

X12 mult by the end

Had a glass card break and was sad about it until I realized it was a glass Jack and it just fed Canio

[slim junco]

on blue stake, doubters will say castle is bad

[tranquil oak]

I got gold sticker on Castle in the last run I just beat

[slim junco]

noice!

[left glade]

just get the voucher that give more discards

[slim junco]

they didnt appear!

it aint that easy

[left glade]

? why you get 225 chips?

with only 2 discards

[slim junco]

yea

[left glade]

how?

wild?

[slim junco]

ante 9 and I'm getting the first extra hand voucher now

[left glade]

wild cards

[slim junco]

nope, my deck has 1 wild card

which I made in the second to last round

[left glade]

its possible?

[tranquil oak]

Lol, a photgraph just showed up even though Canio already ate all my face cards

[slim junco]

you just gotta discard well

[tranquil oak]

Turned my deck into abandoned deck for canio

[slim junco]

I got castle in shop 1 as well

or shop 2

yea yea actually it was funny

shop 1 I got eternal green joker and shop 2 I got eternal castle, there I thought the run was over

[tranquil oak]

Should I do red deck or zodiac deck for next gold stake?

[left glade]

i never played with green joker

[slim junco]

green joker is super easy to play

[slim junco]

do whatever you find fun

[tranquil oak]

It’s good for high card or pair spam

[slim junco]

yeah I won with high card

[tranquil oak]

Have already completed the fun decks, just doing the others for trophies/c+

[slim junco]

then I guess the order doesnt matter does it

if you'll do them all

[tranquil oak]

Black and painted seem like the worst ones

[left glade]

I REALLY HATE THIS GAME

[slim junco]

those two happen to be my favorite

painted specially I love

[left glade]

i only played with painted to invis

i love invis

ITS SHOWMAN TIME

[slim junco]

its showtime

[left glade]

i sell which joker?

[jovial violet]

Ya maten a balatro 🔥🔥

[vocal juniper]

How do u guys feel about tomfoolery

Any tomfoolery fans

[slim junco]

castle

[jovial violet]

Inshe gringo

XD

[noble solar]

i got gold stake finished on every deck but it wont give me the steam achievement? does anyone know how to fix this?

[slim junco]

close and open the game idk

[noble solar]

i did that alr

[flat storm]

Write a letter to John balatro

[nova shore]

rule 2

[left glade]

I HATE THE MOUTH

[jovial violet]

👄

[left glade]

(i didnt see its the mouth and played high card to get a face card of clubs)

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff just spawned me foil ride the bus and green joker in one go, this is why he’s the goat

[jovial violet]

🫦 🐒

[nova shore]

XDDDDD

[tranquil oak]

Eternal Riff Raff the mvp

[left glade]

i dont like ride the bus

because i really like play face cards

but ride the bus in abandoned deck

[slim junco]

ride the bus, green joker, supernova
all really OP if you get in ante 1

[left glade]

(i never played with the abandoned deck)

[slim junco]

those are the "spam pairs" jokers

[left glade]

fortune teller is good?

[slim junco]

it depends

thats the whole thing with this game

[left glade]

i buy all arcana packs i see with the hope of see a soul card

[slim junco]

how many tarot cards have you used?
do you have better +mult options?
do you need points right now?
are you able to generate more tarot cards?

[left glade]

ante 2, 0 tarot cards, no

[slim junco]

probably not great then

these are my pc stats, not looking good for me

[left glade]

if this invis copy showman or riff-raff I'm going to ragequit

[wide mica]

One of the greatest runs i lost was a polychrome blueprint on the first shop

[slim junco]

why wouldnt you sell riff raff

[wide mica]

It was bad

[slim junco]

eternal showman is a wild pick up lmao

[wide mica]

Idk maybe they want hanging chad

[left glade]

i love showmanb

[orchid raft]

plant looking good today

[left glade]

i see a plant and reseted the run

so, i cant do this

more

[wide mica]

Why does the queen not have a jawline is she stupid

[nova shore]

:3

[slim junco]

okay but then dont complain invis copied it lol

[slim junco]

maybe dont do photo chad every time

[wide mica]

Damn

Guess i was wrong

[left glade]

photochad all times return to me

[orchid raft]

dayyuumm

[left glade]

i cant not pick photochad

[slim junco]

lemme flex on y'all

check out my soul count

[wide mica]

It's like 1/5th of a trib bro

[wide mica]

12 souls

[slim junco]

pretty cool isnt it

[daring citrus]

how do you check those

[slim junco]

stats

[left glade]

yea

[daring citrus]

were

[slim junco]

options -> stats

[daring citrus]

thank you

[wide mica]

Where is rhe very polite chat :[

I can't find it :[[[

[slim junco]

huh?

[wide mica]

The thunk chat i think was rhe name

[nova shore]

wdym

[slim junco]

oh that

[wide mica]

The polite chat

[nova shore]

the only polite chat i see is dev

[wide mica]

Very civil very jolly

[slim junco]

#🎙・server-chat message

[left glade]

thats a good start?

[slim junco]

you have 29 dollars

so yeah

[daring citrus]

heh

[slim junco]

raised fist, blue joker and misprint is wild

wait hiker too

what are those fellas doing there

[left glade]

i like photochad..

[nova shore]

hanging out

[slim junco]

yeah hang them outside

[nova shore]

ypu should take a rest from balatro

[left glade]

no, balatro is the only thing i need

[slim junco]

I'm discovering that I'm a normie actually

[left glade]

why i take the chad? because i'm hope of a photo

[slim junco]

chad is good without photo you know

[slim junco]

you play ghost deck?

[left glade]

the 177 hex means i play 177 with ghost deck

[left glade]

yeah

[slim junco]

alright good night

[nova shore]

YOU PLAY MORE THAN THAT

[left glade]

good night for you to

[slim junco]

makes sense

[nova shore]

and every time you forget the hex

[left glade]

😭

if i used hex all the times i play with ghost deck

i think this turn in 300 or more

[nova shore]

the what

mods when???

[slim junco]

why are your blueprints and brainstorms different?

[nova shore]

mods

[left glade]

first i wanna get a one more gold stake

[slim junco]

what mod tho

[nova shore]

:(

[left glade]

but after i get the yellow deck

on gold stake

i will try mods

[nova shore]

change the texture pack

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff is for sure the one carrying

[slim junco]

👍

[tranquil oak]

Not the 4.5x constellation

[unreal aurora]

I really love getting an entire $3 after beating Ante 1 sb only to not be able to afford anything anyway

[left glade]

yeah

[slim junco]

one time riff-raff gave me holographic cavendish and mail in rebate

[unreal aurora]

I thought cavendish is uncommon?

[slim junco]

it's common dawg

[unreal aurora]

Oh wow no it's common

Yeah just googled it

That's crazy

I've only found it twice (yes I know the spawn condition)

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff spawned me a few nice nat negatives before, mail in rebate being one, ride the bus too

Riff Raff is best common joker cus it can be any common joker

[slim junco]

ride the bus is so ahh

[tranquil oak]

On abandoned deck it’s not

Scales for free

[slim junco]

my build focuses on high straights

[slate oak]

141k big blind ante 2 seems pretty good, seed kinda crazy

[slim junco]

almost thought the tribs were natural polychromes

[left glade]

the decks that i dont have the white stake is the zodiac,abandoned and plasma

[slim junco]

until i saw ghost deck

[slate oak]

yeah idk i was just hunting for my last 2 gold stickers and this is what i stumble upon

[tranquil oak]

Which 2 are you missing?

[slate oak]

dna and glass

[slim junco]

the plant comes for us all

[slate oak]

i for the life of my cant find glass

[left glade]

the lucky cat needs u have a luck cards to appear?

[slate oak]

i make glass cards every time but cant get it

[nova shore]

ye

[tranquil oak]

He just showed up in my last gold stake run but yes in generally i very rarely see it

[nova shore]

glass cards make glass joker peeard

apeard

[tranquil oak]

I skipped it though

[nova shore]

appear

[slate oak]

yeah ik, im looking for it but idk why i cant find it ever

[nova shore]

you have it unlocked?

[tranquil oak]

It’s not just you, it rarely shows up even in my runs

[slate oak]

im going for c++, yeah

[tranquil oak]

Have seen it maybe 3-4 times in over a hundred runs

[slate oak]

yeah exactly, so frustrating

[tranquil oak]

Steel Joker too

[slate oak]

and whenever i find a dna it's perishiable and rental

[nova shore]

true

[slate oak]

i see steel joker quite a bit more than glass, but that might just be me

[tranquil oak]

Hmm, DNA for me is usually eternal but at least not perishable

You can still get the sticker even if it becomes debuffed no?

[slate oak]

yeah but the rental is too much for early game econ

i try every time but it gets me killed insta

[left glade]

i quit of balatro, to go to other cancer

[slate oak]

i played rebirth without repentance cuz broke for the longest time

[vast raft]

How do you have debt without credit card

[slate oak]

and then antibirth, finally got repantance and unlocked all characters but haven't gotten back into it

[slate oak]

the rental mail in rebate

[vast raft]

Oh

I thought rentals would just disappear or be disabled

[slate oak]

nah, instead you go into crippling debt

[late lava]

[manic charm]

guess the song

[orchid raft]

nah bro the jumpscare

[wet nebula]

this run was a little bit mad......

[tranquil oak]

I cleared my first gold stake with just 2 eternal madness

Was checkered deck

Spammed nothing but flushes the whole way

[turbid sphinx]

what

[wet nebula]

i also won with flushes lol

i forgot my madness would be destroyed by the other without eternal tho

luckily i could just skip the rest of the small and big blind for antes 7 and 8 and just win

[tranquil oak]

Flushes feel like the easiest 5 card hand to play, but I definitely have been seeing more and more why pairs are strongest

[wet nebula]

at ante 8 shop i pulled a blueprint after 1 reroll

so lets just say i was chilling

[tranquil oak]

Even realizing more just how good blackboard is

Thought it was hard to activate before but it’s actually almost guaranteed

[wet nebula]

yeah if you play like high cards and pairs its really easy

ive been trying to get better at playing straights

[tranquil oak]

Idk if I’d say I like them but they’re easy to play

Last gold stake clear was basically all x mult jokers playing pairs

[tranquil oak]

Even when you get 4 out of 5 cards needed it’s pretty hard to get that 5th with just 2 discards

Especially ace through 10 straights, the jack or king never comes

You make a quad or full house before the straight

[wet nebula]

well its much easier if youre able to thin your deck with hanged men

[tranquil oak]

[tranquil oak]

Yes, more complaining about my early blinds rng

Always get screwed trying to make the straight

Even the flushes are hit and miss ig

[wet nebula]

the scaling of straights tho is nuts

[tranquil oak]

Oh yeah, Saturn is very strong, pretty sure it’s the most reliable method for the jokerless challenge for that reason

Just find a blue seal and you’re golden

[wet nebula]

mhm

[tranquil oak]

Well, ideally multiple blue seals but beggars can’t be choosers

Low key a 2 pair enthusiast just cus Spare Trousers is my favourite joker

[wet nebula]

yeah getting that early game is so good

my favorite joker rn is probably fortune teller

people sleep on the fortune teller honestly

i like to play it by getting a ton of purple seals

and just obviously using as many tarots as possible

its really fun

fortune teller scales pretty dang well that way

[brittle granite]

Is there a way to optimize this?

[strange meadow]

go for death n just copy it a bunch ig

you can move around brainstorm to nab more copies

should help to really bring out the photochad-ness of it all

[frank sinew]

finally beat my fave deck gold stake

[frozen turtle]

good job

[frank sinew]

now i’m just flexing

hologram 6.5

[wise plaza]

Rare a useful negative

[frank sinew]

lol

[light hare]

latro

[turbid sphinx]

:SS##%^zztfss

[manic charm]

?

[polar hill]

tbf negatives are pretty useful in most cases, but that's usually because you have added space for the extra joker

the only time it is useless imo is when it is a food joker

[toxic gulch]

vote

[polar hill]

or a joker that expires

[wise plaza]

Useful varies, that is actually long term useful

[polar hill]

fair

[grand mural]

remove chicot???!?!??!?

hell nah

[toxic gulch]

well what if john balatro was promising to give u +1 mult

[grand mural]

id remove canio

[toxic gulch]

my first ever soul

i got canio

i couldnt even destroy a face card before i died

it was just a paperweight

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[grand mural]

if you dont i wouldve killed you alreqdy

already*

[final delta]

who tf voted for me AND CHICOT?!

chicot is the goat

[toxic gulch]

chicot hate valid

i loved him

he turned on his follwers

[final delta]

chicot hate is forced

@slim junco tell them ur the goat

[toxic gulch]

he reported me to discord

multiple times

he even posted screenshots

[final delta]

wait fr?

[toxic gulch]

yes

[final delta]

u got proof?

[toxic gulch]

few hours back in the server

[final delta]

sigh let me scroll

[boreal bough]

I know where I'm going this summer

[toxic gulch]

two tickets cheaper than 1

[boreal bough]

Hell yeah brother

[toxic gulch]

lets go

2 weeks from now

la internations

gate 4b

ill be there trust

[final delta]

I can't see any ss

[toxic gulch]

we layover in miami

[boreal bough]

We're going to italyyyyyy

[harsh sorrel]

I love balatro

[cursive epoch]

Me too

[boreal bough]

Who doesen't

[toxic gulch]

wait it mightve been in off topic or discussion

[harsh sorrel]

Monke

[slim junco]

Holy yapster

Gang YOURE TEN

[toxic gulch]

see

chicot is it true you reported me?

[slim junco]

I REPORTED YOU BECAUSE YOURE TEN YEARS OLD

[toxic gulch]

ive never said my age

[slim junco]

YOU @toxic gulch ARE TEN YEARS OLD

That why 😭🙏

Telling everybody I reported you for NO REASON at all

[toxic gulch]

@final delta

[toxic gulch]

harrasment

[slim junco]

You looooove using that word don’t you

IM NOT HARASSING YOU

you’re pinging one of my friends saying that I reported multiple when I didn’t

ATP, you’re harassing me

So stop

[toxic gulch]

there was screenshots of reporting me

[slim junco]

Just fucking stop

[slim junco]

What does that have to do with anything

You’re acting childish as hell man

[toxic gulch]

im 95% sure it was you

youre over here guessing my age

[slim junco]

I’m just trying to talk about Balatro and you’re doing all this

[dull marlin]

What the fuck is going on

[untold narwhal]

Chat, what would you do if you saw this group posted up outside your house?

[cyan solstice]

Nah, I'd win

[harsh sorrel]

I would give them some food so they’d be my friend

[spice plinth]

broly victims

I'd fodderize them

[dry cedar]

NOOO I WAS SO CLOSE

[spice plinth]

damn

[rugged abyss]

Uhhh someone hell

Help

[dry cedar]

I lowkey think I can do it

[spice plinth]

it's crazy how the scoring reqs balloon as you go through the stakes

[rugged abyss]

You think I go for lucky cat or too late to scale

[spice plinth]

hmm

how close are you to that idol

[rugged abyss]

Pretty far 😬

[spice plinth]

with 45 cards lucky cat is probably better rn

[dry cedar]

The arm earlier realllly screwed me over, along with some bad tags and jokers but I think I can do it

[harsh sorrel]

Are those kings all lucky cards?

[rugged abyss]

True... true

[rugged abyss]

Pretty much

Had a lotta luck in this run

[spice plinth]

ngl white stake feels like creative mode

[harsh sorrel]

Lucky cat could pop off

[rugged abyss]

I love white stake, don't bully my king

[spice plinth]

you can go for any run you want

[rugged abyss]

Real

[rugged abyss]

Might as well, fuck it

[spice plinth]

my lucky cat record is 119x lmao

[harsh sorrel]

That’s awesome

[spice plinth]

tyty

my wee record is only 2k tho

need to get my wee numbers up

[harsh sorrel]

i thought lucky cat was bad for a while

[spice plinth]

it's great for late game

[steel estuary]

how do i unlock the plasma deck?

[harsh sorrel]

I’ve had big wees before

[harsh sorrel]

i think you need to win on higher stakes, right?

[steel estuary]

why the fuck when i talk everyone doesnt speak

[rugged abyss]

I just found a showman

Lmao, probably gonna skip it

[spice plinth]

showman is nice late

also why is shoot the moon so mid

[harsh sorrel]

I never had showman help me before

shoot the moon worst card

[spice plinth]

showman is good when your scoring is very consolidated

to like 2 jokers

you only really need 3 jokers for scoring on gold stake imo

maybe 4

[harsh sorrel]

win any run on blue stake difficulty

[warm mist]

ough

[brittle granite]

Is this joker good on painted deck?

[warm mist]

Idk why I did 2⁵ instead of 20.75²

[spice plinth]

depends on the build

[warm mist]

unconditional+250 chips

[spice plinth]

if you're playing pair or high card it can be nice

[warm mist]

pretty good

[harsh sorrel]

Stuntman is pretty good

[spice plinth]

not good with 5 card hands on most decks imo

other than that pretty good

[warm mist]

if ur good enough any joker can work

[wet nebula]

an interesting assortment of jakers

[warm mist]

even

seance

vomits

[harsh sorrel]

yeah stuntman you can’t go for straight or flush much unless your whole deck is one suit

[spice plinth]

not every joker can work in every situation

[warm mist]

I meant like early game

[brittle granite]

Whats the relation between that joker and five cards hands?

[warm mist]

probably

lessens ur hand size

[spice plinth]

less hand size makes it harder to find cards

and most of the time you die from not seeing the cards you want

[brittle granite]

Oh right, but i mean that problem is kinda out because of the painted deck

is neutral right (?

[spice plinth]

yeah

[wet nebula]

it is early game, it allows you to easily commit to small hands like pairs or high cards

wrong reply oops

[spice plinth]

stuntman plus any flat mult goes crazy

free early game

[wet nebula]

meant this

[harsh sorrel]

stuntman is my cousin

[wet nebula]

especially on plasma deck lol

[spice plinth]

the best part of getting completionist+ is not playing black deck lmao

god i hated it

[harsh sorrel]

I hate black deck

[spice plinth]

even dock said it's mostly rng

[harsh sorrel]

[rugged abyss]

Okay...

[spice plinth]

doc*

[rugged abyss]

Blueprint wtf

[spice plinth]

if doc says there's like a 20% chance per run I know I'm cooked

[spice plinth]

I'd get rid of bloodstone

[rugged abyss]

Damn right I will

What should I copy tho

[harsh sorrel]

Then copy bloodstone

[spice plinth]

if you wanna scale lucky cat copy sock

[harsh sorrel]

[rugged abyss]

Pfft

[spice plinth]

if not bloodstone

[harsh sorrel]

copy soc and buskin

get extra

[spice plinth]

i love sock and buskin

and hackerman

[slate oak]

dont you sell lucky cat here?

[spice plinth]

nah

[slate oak]

why

[spice plinth]

lucky cat has no cap

and it can get veryyyy big

the only way of improving the current setup is more retriggers

[slate oak]

yeah but like does it keep up with scalling?

[spice plinth]

yep

by the point it doesn't

you should be fixed enough for idol

if not ggs

[slate oak]

yeah that makes sense

[spice plinth]

yeahh

i don't like endless that much anymore

[slim junco]

I like to already plan out an endless build before each run

[spice plinth]

i like gold stake ante 8 because more jokers are viable

[slim junco]

Because most of the time my brain is off
Playing on auto pilot and do whatever happens

[slim junco]

Madness...!!

[spice plinth]

most endless runs turn into retrigger stuff

[slim junco]

My runs are either trying Hack and Idol or Sock and Idol

[rugged abyss]

🫡

Good while it lasted

[slim junco]

But i never find a way to copy cards consistently
Either because no spectral has cryptid
Or i dont find dna and when i do i dont have blueprint/brainstorm to get more

[spice plinth]

just get purple seals duh

or get more money

every problem in balatro can be solved with more money

[arctic gull]

black deck is great

[harsh sorrel]

[slim junco]

How much til its enough

[subtle prism]

Hey im making a balatro + slay the sphire game 👻

[spice plinth]

goodluck with that

they're pretty different

especially in terms of economy

[wanton steeple]

I believe that's $e4.7⁷¹ᵉ.²²

[subtle prism]

Can i showcase my game on this server?

[wanton steeple]

Just take a screenshot of your game

Phone is usually power button and volume down

Computer is prnt screen

Consoles not sure but most how a screenshot button now a days

[slim junco]

Very nice

[echo ridge]

why do balatroers put steel, gold, and blue seals on face cards instead of aces or any other card? face cards get are more proned to get wrecked with bosses

[arctic gull]

gg fr

[wanton steeple]

Usually depends on the build

ACEs are good if the build you're doing can't survive without faces

[arctic gull]

put enhancements on cards youll play
that way when you hold a blue seal, it doesnt clog up hand size when trying to find right cards to play
you would definitely rather play the blue seal in a four of a kind and beat a blind instead of not having the four of a kind at all and losing

[subtle prism]

This is how the balatro phase looks i recently added gambits as jokers but they can also be not jokers 😏🃏

[arctic gull]

same with gold... you dont WANNA play it, but if you gotta, then do

[spice plinth]

gace cards have all the best builds

[subtle prism]

Ghost, vengance and joy gambits xD

[spice plinth]

face lmao

awe

[subtle prism]

I also made the Torture which is basicly 4fingers but you can make RoyalTorture , torture and mutilation poker hands

I have made 12 gambits so far im aiming for 30 to start.

Houdini is here to, planning to make Berne the guy that wrote about plantes

[hard gyro]

So enter + exit the gungeon are coming to mobile

[toxic gulch]

the only correct way on computer is win shift s

[subtle prism]

Cool ive played both

[wanton steeple]

Only correct way is Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Windows+L

[toxic gulch]

ima press it

i need more fingers

crazy

just locks me out

[wanton steeple]

Should open Linkedin

In ur web browser

It's a built in shortcut to windows

[last folio]

me when i order 3 chicken fingers and im still hungry

[toxic gulch]

in what region do they call them chicken fingers

[last folio]

when they are long checken pieces

[toxic gulch]

chicken strips

where are u at anyway

liek what state

[last folio]

colorado

[toxic gulch]

calls em chicken fingers

colorado calls em chicken fingers????

[last folio]

or chicken tenders

[toxic gulch]

i live in kansas

and therye called nothing but chicken strips

[last folio]

anyway not what i was here for but like what is the 7 of clubs a reference to

i dont have it yet and i wanna know why

like why 7 of clubs

[toxic gulch]

great questions

theres reallly no deep meaning i think

[last folio]

why not

[subtle prism]

I like those references too, it adds alot 👍 to the game when im bored of adding numbers and mults i just like to hear about lore yeh thats cool

[wanton steeple]

Wow this actually worked lol

[subtle prism]

Thats how i came to make a torture joker on my game because 4 fingers its like mutilation so it all came together 🙂‍↔️

[valid badge]

Guys which deck should i go for to get the next golden pot? I alr did green deck and ghost deck

[wanton steeple]

3 more stakes left

And I'm done

[valid badge]

Hi done

Im dokion

[wanton steeple]

[valid badge]

:3

Btw

The worst deck is the zodiac right?

[wanton steeple]

Black deck

[valid badge]

Should i go try get gold pot with that?

[wanton steeple]

After blue stake it's miserable

[valid badge]

I think its pretry good

[valid badge]

Oh?

Oh right

-1 discard

[wanton steeple]

Jokerless was easier lmao

[valid badge]

Then ill try black deck next

My fav deck for gold pot rn is green deck

Is really good

[polar hill]

cool feature on the new wiki at https://balatrowiki.org

the tooltip thingy now works for more than just jokers

[rancid patio]

6 mimes

but no baron

[polar hill]

blueprint and brainstorm yuri

[rancid patio]

yep, i lose bc of boss blind

[latent hemlock]

WTF IS THAT LMAOOO

[rancid patio]

6 mimes no baron:(

[latent hemlock]

Yes I can see that lmao

How the hell did you manage this

White stake, so I assume you got lucky with showman?

[subtle prism]

You guys are pro on this, i havent even finished all the decks xD on regular difficulty

[finite river]

Probs did a lot of rerolls yeah

[latent hemlock]

How long have you been playing this game

[rancid patio]

1 blueprint bc showman

[latent hemlock]

And then?

[finite river]

Invis

[latent hemlock]

Oh, right

[rancid patio]

1 mime and 2 invi

[latent hemlock]

That is crazy

[subtle prism]

For 1month i was playing more when i started but then i just play from time to time like every 4 days or so

[rancid patio]

first invi goes showman😭

[latent hemlock]

Ah, I see

Trust me, you’ll get better at it

In most cases people think it is pure luck

It is only partial luck

[subtle prism]

Yeh i used to play lot of flush but i think straight is more common

[latent hemlock]

But those are the people that don’t play

[latent hemlock]

No, it isn’t from what I can think

[subtle prism]

And gives more xmults and chips

[latent hemlock]

The chance of a card being a specific suit is 1 in 4

[subtle prism]

Ive won a lot of decks going for straights and lvl up straight combo and if u get 4 fingers u are god