🎙・server-chat

[hard gyro]

Me too but somtimes it can be annoying

[visual atlas]

just need to have a few filler jokers

[slim junco]

I just ate a boiled egg

[hard gyro]

Especially if your set is just purely for winning and has no endless potential

[visual atlas]

how do i get plasma deck chat

[hard gyro]

Beat blue stake

[toxic gulch]

worst stake

[visual atlas]

🫩

[hard gyro]

Gold exists

[toxic gulch]

gold is fine

[visual atlas]

i havent even beated red stake yet

[hard gyro]

Gold is all the previous + rental

[toxic gulch]

its just more difficult

[visual atlas]

i just got done beating the game with red deck

[toxic gulch]

blue stake is the highest jump in difficulty

[worldly cape]

No, gold stake sucks because blue stake sucks

[worldly cape]

do it again

[slim junco]

I’m gonna make a sandwich

[visual atlas]

🫩

[hard gyro]

Make me one too

[toxic gulch]

hot take:

[worldly cape]

game gets easier more you play it

[visual atlas]

yeah i know

but

[toxic gulch]

baron mimes builds arent fun after the first time

[slim junco]

What do you want on it

[visual atlas]

i dont wanna do red stake or yellow deck

[hard gyro]

Plant

[visual atlas]

i always get trash luck on yellow deck

[worldly cape]

why not

why not red stake

[hard gyro]

Red stake is legit white stake 2.0

[slim junco]

Cucumbers are fruit but I do have pickles

[toxic gulch]

chicot

can i get a sandwich

with olives

and uh

more olives

[worldly cape]

some of the stakes i think actually make the game more fun

[toxic gulch]

and why not some extra olives

[hard gyro]

Red stake only takes away money from small blind

[slim junco]

Never mind I found lettuce

[worldly cape]

those being Red, Black, the one that adds perishable (i forgot which one that was), and Gold

[worldly cape]

because those actually add depth and strategy to the game

[visual atlas]

yeah but my luck sucks

[dry bay]

just had my 10+ year senior at my job asks me about jokerless during standup

[visual atlas]

it sucks so bad sometimes its not even fun

[hard gyro]

Orange stake is the one that introduces perishable jokers

The one before gold

[worldly cape]

Not how luck works

[visual atlas]

what do you mean perishable jokers💀

[worldly cape]

With pseudorng you will eventually get a good run

[hard gyro]

After 5 rounds the joker with the perishable sticker gets permanently debuffed

[worldly cape]

they die

[toxic gulch]

the challenges make the game the funnest possible

[visual atlas]

is there a whole new hell i havent disvovered

[worldly cape]

some of

[hard gyro]

Yep

[worldly cape]

some of them suck

[toxic gulch]

yeah some challenges

[worldly cape]

like X-Ray

[dry bay]

rentals

[visual atlas]

great..

[worldly cape]

no im gonna argue that those stakes actually make the game more fun because they allow you to strategize more

[hard gyro]

Rentals and perishable are the worst

[slim junco]

Onnnn
My way to gold stake this thingy

[hard gyro]

Eternal is op in some cases

[valid heath]

3 baron💀💀💀

[hard gyro]

Are you winning son?

[toxic gulch]

someone give me a challenge

[valid heath]

Yes sure, 100% win

[hard gyro]

Jokerless

[visual atlas]

no x mult

[toxic gulch]

a fun challenge

ill try jokerles

[hard gyro]

That's manageable on white stake

Hell even on green

[gray olive]

I don't know what channel to put my guide for new players because there's no channel for helping people who are new to the game need a little help.

[toxic gulch]

when the helper needs help

[worldly cape]

Red stake makes skipping the small blind much more viable than before
Black stake allows for a whole new category of builds that work around jokers not being killed by other jokers or items
Orange stake can make your builds more fluid and less set in stone
And Gold Stake lets you be more fluid with your economy

[gray olive]

Pls help me

[hard gyro]

I am never fluid with my econ

I buy everything

[visual atlas]

bro is a optimist

[hard gyro]

That's why i can't unlock that uncommon joker that needs 400 or morr

[worldly cape]

no i will just tell you upfront that a lot of the other stakes suck

[visual atlas]

i just see liabilities instead of opportunities

[worldly cape]

Blue stake is the worst of them all

Purple stake is just irritating sometimes

[hard gyro]

Orange and gold:

[gray olive]

Where do I put this

[worldly cape]

Gold stake and orange stake only suck because the stakes before them suck

[hard gyro]

and because rentals and perishables suck

[worldly cape]

False

[hard gyro]

Imagine getting a perishable blueprint

[worldly cape]

If we lived in a world without blue stake everything would be beautiful

[visual atlas]

true

[worldly cape]

it’s actually kind of impressive how such a simple change can make the game borderline unfun

[hard gyro]

I am going for one more run before bed

[visual atlas]

rentals just sound unfun

[hard gyro]

It's been a long ass day

[visual atlas]

if it is what i think it is

[hard gyro]

You lose 3$ when a round ends

[scenic helm]

Hi Jimbo

[visual atlas]

that doesn’t sound too bad

[hard gyro]

You have no idea

[visual atlas]

i thought it would be like you don’t keep jokers forever

[worldly cape]

No that’s perishable

[visual atlas]

just use green deck

[hard gyro]

Wym???

Oh

Ok

[worldly cape]

Rentals don’t suck

[visual atlas]

rental doesn’t sound too bad

perishables though…

[toxic gulch]

someone give me a challange

[hard gyro]

You are seriously not saying rentals are good are you?

[visual atlas]

no x mult

[worldly cape]

i will argue until the day i die that the best stakes are Red, Black, Orange, and Gold

[worldly cape]

I am saying that

[toxic gulch]

like an actual challenge

[visual atlas]

only pairs

[worldly cape]

Rentals are only annoying because everything else around them sucks

gold stake is bad because of purple and blue stake

[toxic gulch]

A CHALLANGE FROM THE CHALLANGE MENU

sorry

[visual atlas]

oh idk

[worldly cape]

5 card draw

[visual atlas]

i havent checked if i have unlocked that

[left glade]

ante 1 and i see a baron

i buy?

[toxic gulch]

k

[worldly cape]

what stake and what deck are you using

[visual atlas]

i need more wins on different decks and then i unlock challenges

[left glade]

yellow, green, i'm going to get gold stake in every deck

[worldly cape]

eh sure go for it

[visual atlas]

chat how do i unlock plasma deck

[worldly cape]

play more balatro

[visual atlas]

what deck do i need to win with

[left glade]

baron the build is steel red seal kings right?

[worldly cape]

yes

[worldly cape]

let me check

[worldly cape]

you need to win a run on blue stake with any deck

[visual atlas]

damn

time to unlock blue deck i guess

[worldly cape]

no not blue deck

blue stake

[visual atlas]

mb i meant stake yeah

🫩

gotta face the hellish stake

[storm cargo]

I bet if I really tried I could beat up a good 15% of the Jimbos if I was in a life or death scenario

[visual atlas]

how you gonna beat up hologram

[storm cargo]

He is part of the 85%

[visual atlas]

they dont seem strong

[storm cargo]

Nah Im just weak

[visual atlas]

bro gets solo’d by odd todd

[worldly cape]

All of them except Obelisk and Shortcut

[storm cargo]

Odd Todd is a black belt ngl

Easily

[visual atlas]

odd todd got darth nihilus levels of power

[storm cargo]

Universe level even

[visual atlas]

what about even steven

thats his name right?

[toxic gulch]

5 card draw is ez

[visual atlas]

damn it my gros michel died

[storm cargo]

Nah Even Steven doesn't know anything about fighting

[visual atlas]

you beating cavendish though?

thats the real question

[storm cargo]

I know I am able to beat my cavendish if that is anything to go off of

[toxic gulch]

anchient joker solos odd todd

[visual atlas]

it shoots lightning though

[left glade]

aj only needs a lot of lvls of lfush

flush

[civic vortex]

had a naneinf baron mime run die at ante 31

just needed the burglar

rolled like 5k worth of rolls across multiple shops for the burglar

[left glade]

and antimatter

and blueprint

and brainstorm

[civic vortex]

i had all of htat

everything

[left glade]

oh

[civic vortex]

i had everything perfect

except burglar

[left glade]

just go burglar now

rerroll all the times

[civic vortex]

i rerolled it all to death

only reason i survived that long was cuz i found a merry andy to keep me afloat

and rerolls into serpent

had all the vouchers perfect, found the ecto very very late but found it before i died

so sad..... burglar wherefore art thou

[hard gyro]

So this just happened

[left glade]

best eco joker is to the moon

its easy to work, and work good

[subtle hamlet]

not even close to being the best tbh

only kinda good if already have money

reserved parking business card and mail in rebate solo

[sly ridge]

it is good with vouchers, already established interest but it will not get you anywhere if you have none

todo list, egg and god forbid rebate are the valid options

[subtle hamlet]

yeah that's what im saying its situational

[sly ridge]

no its a win more

like its best case scenario is 40 bucks while you can accelerate rebate even further via blueprints and brainstorms

[left glade]

midas touch is a good eco to

too

[subtle hamlet]

frr love playing midas mask always makes for a fun run

[sly ridge]

midas mask into mime feels very good to get

or even golden ticket

lots of goodies with it

[left glade]

shot the moon and seed money is

🔥

to the moon*

[toxic gulch]

rocket

[left glade]

rocket only works if you get in ante 3,2 or 1

[toxic gulch]

yeah

fair enough

but a 13$ rocket

[hybrid kettle]

final attack

[thin lance]

Link?

And why so expensive…

[restive dawn]

Serial flusher

[plush seal]

dude. thats not even remotely what im doing, i dont want attention

[scarlet wind]

Hello

[subtle hamlet]

I hate you

[scarlet wind]

Awww ty

[left glade]

i realize now you dont need photo to chad be good

if you have a glass card, its a photo

[tidal osprey]

Well, it was on preorder a few months ago on fangamer

[left glade]

but in any rank

[tidal osprey]

Only 16 bucks

[left glade]

and with hack

[tidal osprey]

Now people have them

[left glade]

can be better than photo

[tidal osprey]

And are dropshipping them for more

[left glade]

if you have a 2,3,4,5 glass

[thin lance]

16 BUCKS

in MXN?

[scarlet wind]

The only thing is that glass cards can break

[tidal osprey]

Which current is that I have no clue

[left glade]

just make more

[tidal osprey]

16 CAD for me cause I live in canadia

[thin lance]

[thin lance]

16 bucks is dollars no?

[left glade]

i dont like rebate because its luck

[scarlet wind]

True

[tidal osprey]

USD* yes

[left glade]

you need the correct rank

[tidal osprey]

Is that a lot for a card deck?

I feel like its worth for the deck

[thin lance]

dude

I SO CHEAP

[covert fossil]

NKoOoOOoO

[thin lance]

[tidal osprey]

IT IS WORTH

trust

[covert fossil]

I changed all my combos for my first legendary wildcard, what an insane wildcard, what chance is there of destroying cards? NooOoOO

[shell topaz]

zangef

[covert fossil]

😭

WWUuaaa

[shell topaz]

chat

tips on unlocking invisible joker?

[covert fossil]

what do this?

I am new player

[covert fossil]

[scarlet wind]

Corin

[covert fossil]

Its meee ><

[scarlet wind]

Epic

[covert fossil]

yei

i am new player on this game

[tidal osprey]

Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 3:

[covert fossil]

game good

-v- b

good game

[tidal osprey]

Now the most important step for invis joker

[shell topaz]

what it does is it duplicates a joker after you sell it after having it for 2 turns

I think

[shell topaz]

ahhh, yes, how could i forget this one

[tidal osprey]

Holy shit its my enemy

[scarlet wind]

Hello

[shell topaz]

the vegetable

[covert fossil]

C-Corin wikces at your service! >//>

[shell topaz]

egg

[scarlet wind]

It’s the plant

[shell topaz]

[scarlet wind]

I’m not a vegetable

[covert fossil]

[shell topaz]

any plant can be a vegetable if you try hard enough

trikitrakatelas

[scarlet wind]

Ok

[left glade]

i play balatro
I get good jokers
i lost the run for a boss blind that destroy my build
ragequit
I'm back to balatro

[covert fossil]

I am new player Rate UwU

[scarlet wind]

Epic

[tidal osprey]

A Sisyphean task indeed

[covert fossil]

[covert fossil]

Canio suck

[tidal osprey]

Very nice my friend

[shell topaz]

brutal 🗣️

[covert fossil]

I am spanish speaker ><

[shell topaz]

me too

🦐

[covert fossil]

oo que bien

[tidal osprey]

Estuy loco

[covert fossil]

Genial

I am crazy

[scarlet wind]

The only legendary I hate is chicot

[covert fossil]

Sooo crzy

[tidal osprey]

Is i am crazy estuy loco or esta loco

[scarlet wind]

Hagan chat en español (no quisieron )

[covert fossil]

Do you hate him because he's so bad? I thought Canio was about discarding, not destroying, bruuhhh 🤡

[subtle hamlet]

is that Gabriel ultrakill in your pfp

[shell topaz]

just got 2 succesful what the hell

[covert fossil]

Triste :c

[tidal osprey]

John Ultrakill

[covert fossil]

oye y tu e nque tiempo llevas jugando=

[shell topaz]

machine get out of my room im balatring

[covert fossil]

?

me gustaria una mantia

manita

[scarlet wind]

Como desde que lo anunciaron en el goty

[tidal osprey]

It’s actually this ai generated image from like 5 years ago when I was in a dnd campaign

[covert fossil]

JAJAJj pasa perfil y steam

[tidal osprey]

Never changed it cause I thought it was hard

[toxic gulch]

YALL

DO NOT SPEAK IN SPANISH

YOULL GET MUTED

[subtle hamlet]

frfr

[scarlet wind]

Sorry

Ok

[tidal osprey]

Oop

[covert fossil]

yo recien empecé hace 1 week XD

[toxic gulch]

i dont wanna be mean

i saving

[tidal osprey]

DUDE

[covert fossil]

me fue bien pero me destruyó el ciega

[covert fossil]

really

[scarlet wind]

In my dc profile I have both

[tidal osprey]

Just be careful

[covert fossil]

I'm only playing like 6 runs

[covert fossil]

Oh nicee

[shell topaz]

john balatro vs balatro balatrez

[toxic gulch]

i would pay top dollar to see that

where do i buy tickets

[subtle hamlet]

balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro🤑🤑

[toxic gulch]

No hables en español te silenciarán

googol translate

[covert fossil]

ya te mandé

[tidal osprey]

When I first told my parents about the game they thought I said balatra and they said it sounded like the name of a stripper

[shell topaz]

silence thy spanish

[covert fossil]

Hmm?

what is the problem

:c

[toxic gulch]

well you will get muted

[shell topaz]

you get a fish for that, i find it funny

[toxic gulch]

by the ones who rule

[tidal osprey]

I saw that

I appreciate it

🙏

[shell topaz]

no problem

[toxic gulch]

you get a cheese for that

use wisely

[covert fossil]

Oh dam i-

[tidal osprey]

Guys you are too generous

[covert fossil]

okey

[shell topaz]

from now on we react with a random emoji if we consider worthy

[covert fossil]

Understand

well

😴

[toxic gulch]

tetration in usernames

this isnt almanac

[scarlet wind]

[toxic gulch]

why does the thunk emoji look like an insult

[shell topaz]

actually it does wth

[toxic gulch]

its an insult no

w

[covert fossil]

I didnt understand

[toxic gulch]

modded balatros

[covert fossil]

[covert fossil]

what is tetration?

[toxic gulch]

exponets f exponets

this is exponent ^2

this is tertraition ^^2

please do not ask for more

[covert fossil]

ooo

[gentle bluff]

why are there no vc channels in this server...

[toxic gulch]

i do not understand either

[shell topaz]

so just like
squared squared

[toxic gulch]

i couldve sworn there was

[toxic gulch]

yes i think

[gentle bluff]

chat

does beating a stake on a set seed count

[toxic gulch]

no

sadly

because of like legendary seeds

the rng

is rngone

[shell topaz]

whar

[toxic gulch]

yeah sorry thats just an automated reply from me

i didnt even relise i put that there

i just do that after every no

to make it less hurt

[shell topaz]

wait i replied the wrong message

[shell topaz]

this

whar 2

[gentle bluff]

should i buy da voucher

[shell topaz]

i guess

[bitter ice]

I've been looking for a Roffle vid where he barely finished Ante 8. An Immolate in the final shop saved him by enabling him to buy a (I think it was +1 hand) voucher.
Been searching through his vids and couldn't find it. 😦

Anyone know which vid I mean? Thanks.
(He has a vid called "the most difficult run yet" but that's not it.)

[toxic gulch]

yeah

[cerulean yoke]

yo

[wary finch]

Can a card be steel and stone?

[gentle kernel]

Main flush

[bitter ice]

Nope, just one enhancement per card, one seal, and one aura. Steel and stone are both enhancements.

[urban turtle]

guys why dont my stats ever update? can anyone help me fix this? (for example the ante in this screenshot)

not the first time it happens

[shell topaz]

ok im kinda cooking

[gentle kernel]

sigma flush

[bitter ice]

Ok, found it. It was his last run in this live stream. Surprised he didn't edit it into a separate vid. https://www.youtube.com/live/1NjVIzJqdQ4?si=8BN28laeOUWQ1oy4&t=13959

[lean halo]

por que?

[toxic gulch]

youll get muted

[lean halo]

oooooo no bueno

[vernal tartan]

La polizia

[vestal peak]

Just thought I'd share this awesome joker setup 💀

[pliant crystal]

i think somethings wrong with my balatro, why does it only give me jimbo in the buffoon pack 🤔

[keen willow]

looks Inside

[vestal peak]

Why do you have 1.741e9$? 😭

[gentle kernel]

💀

[cold merlin]

My first succesful run with Glass joker... and Golden Sticker right away...

Pretty cool two pair build

got observatory too

time for nick update on this server

[frank sigil]

Wha

[cold merlin]

13/15... getting close to the C+

[cold merlin]

Jimbo is a fallback joker when it cannot give any jokers... but you don't own every single joker in game, so yeah weird... probably bugged out

Did you install a mod that removed 147 jokers?

[turbid sphinx]

balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro 🤑

hi chat!

[cold merlin]

did you install mod that gives you only photograph and Chad?

[iron stratus]

i just unironically accidently called balatro balala
am i cooked

[turbid sphinx]

balalala

[fathom glen]

its here!!!!

[toxic gulch]

inf money glitch

[thorny timber]

I had like 20 stone cards

[turbid sphinx]

🤑

[cold merlin]

I think I broke a few glass cards

[toxic gulch]

that hallucination is just sitting there

[turbid sphinx]

time for batalro

[toxic gulch]

balala

[turbid sphinx]

balalalala

[cold merlin]

it is negative, and gives me +3 mult from abstract

[toxic gulch]

still is sitting

[turbid sphinx]

I shit myself (on balatro)

[toxic gulch]

balalalalal

[turbid sphinx]

balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[toxic gulch]

balalalalalalalalalaalalalaalalalaalalalaalalalaalalalaalalala

[urban turtle]

if anyone was wondering i just did another run and it counted towards my win streak meaning it did count, all i did was disable both the more speed mod and the talisman mod so in case anyone has this problem its what i did

[sly grove]

the blind chip things are real

they're called poker buttons or smth idk

[toxic gulch]

poker based on poker

poker based poker

poker poker

poker x 2

[sly grove]

hmm yes

[toxic gulch]

poker^2

[vernal tartan]

Um where boss? Checkmate buddy

[toxic gulch]

cashing out

thats the boss

[vernal tartan]

Cash? Cheque deez nuts

[sly grove]

thats the neat part

we need to make it real
boss blind buttons based on real buttons

[toxic gulch]

if you press it

all youre assets are on the line]

house, car

firstborn

steam library

and the dealer can choose his own cards

[hard gyro]

Bro that's not oops all sixes that's oops all ones

[toxic gulch]

my balala discounted because i said im in argentina

[sly grove]

the players at the poker night when their face cards have a red x on them:

[toxic gulch]

aw man all ones

[toxic gulch]

destroy the card

win

u can only lose 100%

but can win 10000%

[hard gyro]

Can i hurt my hand if I play with a glass card

[sly grove]

it fucking shatters after its been counted for some fucking reason

[hard gyro]

Yeah it cut my dealer's hand

[sly grove]

Y'all heres a trick: you put consumables in another bag to get around your pocket only fitting 2 cards

[hard gyro]

I once walked into a casino with flush five of poly heart kings and my dealer told me these are gay as fuck

[vernal tartan]

In what way? Its xmult score, the only loss with glass is that you might kill the card that is glass permanently
Even then it might be a benefit if you glassed a card you don’t want

Or is he jestibg

[hard gyro]

Wow it really went over your head

Lmao

[vernal tartan]

[sly grove]

THE REAL WAY. THE ACTUAL HAND THAT PLAYS THE CARDS

The actual hand that is a part of the human body

[vernal tartan]

Human?

[hard gyro]

No animal

[sly grove]

do not animals

[jovial parrot]

bro found the Oops!

[sly grove]

Aw fuck! All ones

[cold merlin]

Only the dealer thing is called button

[hard gyro]

Man if you didn't put the word "not" you would've been a new breed of diddy

[sly grove]

o

[hard gyro]

I don't know what to expect from 1.1 but my expectations are low

[vernal tartan]

What is glass to a soft hand of mine

[hard gyro]

The biggest gift for me would be cloud save

[hasty bobcat]

What does balatro mean

[hard gyro]

A jester or a buffoon

[hasty bobcat]

you’re a balatro bro

[hard gyro]

And you are the entire court

[vernal tartan]

Its turkish for gaming

[hasty bobcat]

I like sahlep

[sly grove]

me when i summon a medieval court jester and bring it to the casino (he is going to beat the dealer's ass)

[scarlet wind]

hi

[hard gyro]

More like chicot and luchador

[hasty bobcat]

Me when we didn’t have balatro mobile yet

[hard gyro]

@latent spear HELP

[cursive badger]

how we feelin about this?

i already have a steel king and my banana expired ):

[latent spear]

huh

[hard gyro]

Start deckfixing

[cursive badger]

go kill the plant

[sly grove]

where download

please tell me its not iOS 15+

[scarlet wind]

Oh No

[cursive badger]

im on thr hunt for hung men 💀

also deaths

[hasty bobcat]

Idk if it’s still available I hope it got deleted lol

[cursive badger]

"turn the left card"

[hard gyro]

Shouldn't hang man be death?

[cursive badger]

balala

[hasty bobcat]

lafufu

[sly grove]

me when I get a tarot reading and then it fucks up my deck of cards:

[scarlet wind]

no chicot?

muahahaha

[hasty bobcat]

Chicot sucks actually

[cursive badger]

unless you got some spare time, some spectral packs, and MAYBE an invis joker

[hasty bobcat]

On god

You can’t be more right

[cursive badger]

also a few blueprints

[slim junco]

that moment when you pass on the boss reroll voucher early in the run and the finisher boss counters your build perfectly

[cursive badger]

that can't hurt

[hasty bobcat]

ok that’s a bit extra

[cursive badger]

i take the reroll voucher, then forget to reroll on the boss blind (it disables all my cards)

[sly grove]

The dealer when I bring in the literal lowercase letter M (i am in the cryptid mod casino)

[slim junco]

I wouldve loved if I got that boss actually

[wild furnace]

I just got a PS5 controller and Balatro (on PC) is showing Xbox glyphs. Anyone know a fix?

[hasty bobcat]

what OS you running imma format you

[slim junco]

though it was purely my fault

[hard gyro]

Exactly what happened to me with verdant leaf I had photochad + smeared joker bulid and I had to sell smeared and I only got to half of the blind and died

[eternal frigate]

Guys

I have some umm

Test

What is your impression if you meet a man named Derek Guthrie Tucker Rushmore?

[slim junco]

I got crimson heart on an obelisk build, so I had a chips jokers, a mult joker and obelisk
if any get disabled I score like nothing

I couldve just bought anything from the shop though

but forgot

[hard gyro]

I would look at him and make fun of his name then we may fight and hurt each other and then become best friends

[eternal frigate]

This is a British name you would befriend British?

[sly grove]

imagine if balatro had algebraic notation like its fucking chess

[hard gyro]

Yeah

Even better

I would make fun of him all the time

A walking laughing stock

[sly grove]

1. KhS KhS KhS KhS KhS

K = king
h = heart
S = steel

[eternal frigate]

I will record this

[frank sigil]

WHY DOES THIS GAME ALWAYS GIVE ME NEGATIVE FOOD

[eternal frigate]

You fat

[hard gyro]

Because you are casoh

Bulit like a whale

[eternal frigate]

Yeah

Fatty fatty

[hard gyro]

If the wall was a person it would be you bro

[eternal frigate]

Burgir

[frank sigil]

Ok bet

Lemme sit on you

😋

[hard gyro]

I will put my spear up your hole

[eternal frigate]

When he lays down he looks like that one guy from prison from JoJo part 5

[charred wasp]

hello balatrito players I’m new

[hard gyro]

Oh damn I forgot it would break

Whale ahh bulid

[frank sigil]

Who said no? Where’s that spear at lil bro

[charred wasp]

polpo 😭🙏

[eternal frigate]

Hello there

[frank sigil]

I’m ready bro

[eternal frigate]

Yeah polpo you right

[charred wasp]

General Kenobi

[charred wasp]

Saul you are not ready.

[sly grove]

i put a red seal on myself help

i put a red seal on myself help

[charred wasp]

Fuck I was interested

[eternal frigate]

Laughed my ass for 5 minutes from it

[hard gyro]

Does a bird's beak have enough force to widen someone's hole?

[vague pilot]

Which one?

[hard gyro]

The biggest one possible

[charred wasp]

If it have the power to break hard seeds I supposed to?

[eternal frigate]

Shoebill

[vague pilot]

I'm saying what is the hole that's being expanded

[charred wasp]

The birb who puts the head in the ground sure has

[hard gyro]

Average human

[vague pilot]

I'm saying ear,nostril what

[eternal frigate]

As

Ass

[frank sigil]

Alr goodnight guys ima eat breakfast

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[eternal frigate]

Farthole

[vague pilot]

Probably

[eternal frigate]

One

[charred wasp]

it’s not that deep

[vague pilot]

A wood picker yes

[charred wasp]

you don’t have to do that

[vague pilot]

A pigeon no

[hard gyro]

Where can I find wood pickers?

For science

[charred wasp]

Woods?

[vague pilot]

North carolina

I think canada

[hard gyro]

Damn

[wild rock]

in my ass

[vague pilot]

Where is your general location jimbo?

[hard gyro]

Can i slide it in?

Please

I am asking nicely

[slim junco]

bruh

[wild rock]

now that you have said please, then i guess so

[hard gyro]

Cool

[vague pilot]

The thumbs up is killing me

[hard gyro]

Here we go

[vague pilot]

I call second

[slim junco]

oh god

[hard gyro]

Anyways

How's gold stake like

[wild rock]

[vague pilot]

Hellish

[hard gyro]

But it's gold

Who doesn't like gold

[vague pilot]

The gold is indication that you will pay rent for jokers

Sure there's gold but you have to pay RENT

[hard gyro]

You will get your rent when you fix this damn bulid!

[vague pilot]

WELL THATS TOO BAD YOU FAILED UNEDUCATED CLOWN

PAY RENT OR GET SOLD AND GET PUT IN JOKER HELL

[hard gyro]

What you gonna sell me for?

A dollar?

[vague pilot]

Drugs

[hard gyro]

Drugs for a dollar!?

[vague pilot]

A dollar in balatro I think is the equivalent to like 50 bucks

So I can buy like a little bit of crack

[dry briar]

2

[vague pilot]

Question

[hard gyro]

That's if you have liquidation

[vague pilot]

True

But I could directly trade it for crack

[solemn elm]

lets not

drug talk isnt allowed

[vague pilot]

Oh

Sorry

Either way

[hard gyro]

This is free country it's not rent free country

[vague pilot]

Jimbo question

[hard gyro]

Go ahead

[vague pilot]

Do you have fingers?

[hard gyro]

No i have wings

[vague pilot]

Now for my question

How far do you think it could be shoved up someone's ass?

I got some enemys

[hard gyro]

Depends on the someone really

[hard gyro]

You may satisfy them

Unintentionally

[vague pilot]

Well i do hate myself

[hard gyro]

You are a jester

You always joke

And make fun of the king

[toxic gulch]

jesters deserve more respect

[vague pilot]

Lemme do a poem

Jesters jest

[hard gyro]

Question fr tho how didn't jesters get executed if they made fun of the king?

[vague pilot]

And jokers joke

Foreplayers forplay

[toxic gulch]

please look up like a wiki article on jesters

[vague pilot]

And jesters act

What does the jesters and the forplayer have in common?

[hard gyro]

Balatro was since 1404

Balatro is older than you think

[vague pilot]

There from the beginning

[toxic gulch]

they are well respected

[vague pilot]

Ima go afk for a bit

I'm trying to get a naneinf run

[hard gyro]

I am feeling a little unwell

[toxic gulch]

why does the emoji feel like an isnult

[hard gyro]

Like a stomach ache or smth

[toxic gulch]

we should make an insult

[vague pilot]

It is

You dumb joker

[toxic gulch]

jimball isnt dumb

jimball smart

[hard gyro]

You are a

[toxic gulch]

ban him

thunk is the new insult

[vague pilot]

you both

[hard gyro]

Who is thunk and why is he local

[vague pilot]

you all mofos

[toxic gulch]

youre a dumb

you

[hard gyro]

What is this

[vague pilot]

I dont know

[dry briar]

this is

[vague pilot]

I haven't been sane for a WHILE

Should I take my schizophrenia meds today?

[hard gyro]

Can i get some milk?

How much for the bottle

[dry briar]

[vague pilot]

I agree

[toxic gulch]

cwazy

guys

[vague pilot]

Yes?

[toxic gulch]

startb replying to every message

[dry briar]

💵

[spark oasis]

hola pibes

[vague pilot]

No

[dry briar]

[vague pilot]

The you say to me?

[subtle hamlet]

local thunk when global thunk walks in

[toxic gulch]

you you

[vague pilot]

Shut the up you motherer

[toxic gulch]

say

[toxic gulch]

your mother

[vague pilot]

The you say about my mottha?

[toxic gulch]

i will you

leave you

[vague pilot]

Bring it on you motherer

[toxic gulch]

send it,

[dry briar]

[vague pilot]

AAAAAHHHH

[toxic gulch]

the plant

[vague pilot]

NOT THE PLANT

[dry briar]

[toxic gulch]

THUNK

[vague pilot]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[dry briar]

LA PLANTA!

[vague pilot]

Who else like the forbidden sugar?

[toxic gulch]

THIS ING PLANT

[dry briar]

you mean

?

i do but he never gives anything

[toxic gulch]

we baron mime

[vague pilot]

The mime copys all

The baron give the royal

[dry briar]

royal twink

[vague pilot]

And its from both sides

[toxic gulch]

lets go up baron

[vague pilot]

Imma play some balatro

[toxic gulch]

[vague pilot]

you all im outta here

[toxic gulch]

i hope you yourself

the thunk

[tepid sonnet]

what the is happening here

[toxic gulch]

you man

[subtle hamlet]

this chat is so ing funny

[toxic gulch]

[subtle hamlet]

Oops! All s

[toxic gulch]

that idea

more = better

[subtle hamlet]

I'm ing it rn

[toxic gulch]

all you

im out

[subtle hamlet]

to you to it's been a ing honor

[raven moss]

holy what the ing speacial chat

[toxic gulch]

ive started a ing plague

[tranquil oak]

What decks are yall working on?

[toxic gulch]

[raven moss]

YOU

use

[toxic gulch]

ed bozo

[tranquil oak]

Sorry I’m a bit too old to find this funny

[toxic gulch]

[raven moss]

alright chat

[toxic gulch]

more = better

[scarlet wind]

Xd

[toxic gulch]

you. youre the wrst boss

[scarlet wind]

Ty

I like destroying builds

[toxic gulch]

baron mime

[cobalt falcon]

What's the most difficult deck got gold stake? Black?

[toxic gulch]

[cobalt falcon]

Idk if that's a yes or a no

[toxic gulch]

[toxic gulch]

in all ing reality id say black

[orchid raft]

hey balatreros, how good is Chad with rental sticker in the first ante?

[scarlet wind]

[toxic gulch]

just

[cobalt falcon]

I don't like it on ante 1

[toxic gulch]

not very

[final delta]

[toxic gulch]

MUST BEAT

[orchid raft]

thanks for you hones

[orchid raft]

AYY AY AY!

[toxic gulch]

you for supporting

[toxic gulch]

what the

[cobalt falcon]

Btw I really revalued green joker

I thought it wasn't that good to start with

[scarlet wind]

Ye

[toxic gulch]

[alpine orbit]

now you realise it's the worst joker in the game

[subtle hamlet]

when global walks in:

[toxic gulch]

universe

[cobalt falcon]

Not at all, tbh is pretty good early game for high card builds

[toxic gulch]

i like how half the ing server is based off something from balala

[wooden hollow]

What's the worst joker in the game

[toxic gulch]

joker

[wooden hollow]

Besides joker

[alpine orbit]

im taking the piss

[cobalt falcon]

Joker isn't the worst

[alpine orbit]

joker is not the worst

[cobalt falcon]

+4 mult flat is not bad

[alpine orbit]

i think the worst are stuntman and idol.

[toxic gulch]

idol isnt bad

[alpine orbit]

followed closely by seance, baron, and bloodstone

[wooden hollow]

Stuntman is good sometimes

[toxic gulch]

suntman on the other hand

[alpine orbit]

you're right. it is monumental dogshit

[wooden hollow]

Baron???

[toxic gulch]

bloodstone?

[alpine orbit]

I DIDN'T MEAN STUNTMAN

[cobalt falcon]

Stuntman and Idol are far away from being the worst

[toxic gulch]

this gotta be ragebait

[alpine orbit]

i meant showman

[wooden hollow]

Seance is probably the worst

[toxic gulch]

YOU

[cobalt falcon]

Right now Matador is pretty useless

[subtle hamlet]

there are very little jokers which are flat out bad

[toxic gulch]

showman is not the worst vro

[wooden hollow]

Nah when matador works it's good

[alpine orbit]

top 5 worst jokers (gold stake, ante 8)

1. showman
2. idol
3. baron
4. séance
5. bloodstone

[cobalt falcon]

Showman is very powerful

[alpine orbit]

i can explain each if you would like

[alpine orbit]

correct

[toxic gulch]

thislist is thunking bad

[subtle hamlet]

most are situational, very little are flat out bad (only ones I can think of are matador, seance, 8 ball,)

[cobalt falcon]

I agree only on Seance

[alpine orbit]

matador is situationally super good though unlike say idol

[toxic gulch]

showman is always good

idol is good for glass and very late builds

[alpine orbit]

i should also note that my list is based on gold stake ante 8 runs.

[toxic gulch]

oh

[alpine orbit]

so once ante 8 is done, i restart

[subtle hamlet]

idol is very good on already built decks like decks optimised for flush five

[toxic gulch]

yeah that wuld help

[wooden hollow]

All these jokers can have something good that they add to your run but seance is the most situational joker

[toxic gulch]

bloodstone not bad

[subtle hamlet]

me and bloodstone go crazy together fr 🤑🤑

[toxic gulch]

is it true youre in love with bloodstone

[alpine orbit]

yes but the chances that they do and the effects that they give are quite miniscule if you consider that my list is on ante 8, not endless

i will admit that baron and idol are quite good on endless

[subtle hamlet]

yes I ❤️ bloodstone

[alpine orbit]

but I don't play endless often

[cobalt falcon]

Yeah if you pair All 6s with bloodstone is like having an ancient joker

[alpine orbit]

i think bloodstone is bad in endless and ante 8 though

there are literally better jokers

[toxic gulch]

bloodstone good for white stake

and any stake below blue

[cobalt falcon]

Bloodstone works even in gold

With all 6s

[subtle hamlet]

somebody called?

[alpine orbit]

it's horrific on its own

[cobalt falcon]

And built on flush obviously

[orchid raft]

Next boss window... with only 12 chips on the square joker. Should I face the boss with only this or should I grab the sly jocker?

[alpine orbit]

if you need another uncommon to be useable then it's not reliable

[cobalt falcon]

Pow

[alpine orbit]

uhhhh i would pray for spectral icl this is kinda cooked

[toxic gulch]

i would open spectral

that 12 chips is helping tho

[alpine orbit]

it's black deck

on gold stake

[orchid raft]

Wish me look, im going for it 😭

LUCK

[alpine orbit]

glgl

[toxic gulch]

sou;?

soul?

[alpine orbit]

what are everyone's top 10 jokers

let's be optimistic

[orchid raft]

Yea, kinda cookED

[alpine orbit]

trance

but

F

[toxic gulch]

1 anchient 2 pareodilla 3 buisness card

[orchid raft]

I WON WAIT

[neon wren]

it's gold stake black deck, not so much you can do. prob should have skipped square, tower might have snuck out a boss win

[alpine orbit]

1. yorick
2. cavendish
3. blueprint
4. blackboard
5. canio
6. hologram
7. mail in rebate
8. campfire
9. constellation
10. certificate

maybe brainstorm instead of certificate, idk

[orchid raft]

Thanks seed but you are NOT helping square. Time to switch i guess..

[timid cloak]

Im playing that one broken seed, and just letting you guys know that the first card the certificate gives is the best one

[alpine orbit]

lord

[dry briar]

thats the only joker i have not used to win any run

[neon wren]

for the h9n9... seed. there's a lot more to find there. you should have reroll all day money by then

[dry briar]

bros winning

[orchid raft]

i lost 😭

[dry briar]

happens

you never pick baron at the start

unless you have solid foundation for him

[orchid raft]

you completely right

[dry briar]

i have picked him so many times at the start

and thats why i have 0 win streak

[orchid raft]

BRO STOP SPAWNING IN MY RUNS

[dry briar]

[alpine orbit]

baron is a horrible pick

[scarlet wind]

Lmao

[alpine orbit]

painful rtb

[dry briar]

[scarlet wind]

Yes

[dry briar]

bros a creator

and a destroyer

[scarlet wind]

Ye

[dry briar]

[dry briar]

real

mime twice as powerful

[alpine orbit]

it's just awful for ante 8 runs in general

[alpine orbit]

mime is...not even close

mime is like, high A tier

[dry briar]

i mean if you have solid foundation

[alpine orbit]

baron is bottom 5

[dry briar]

every blind is free

[alpine orbit]

well yes

[dry briar]

since the start

[alpine orbit]

but mime is great on its own idm taking it early

[dry briar]

thats true

only if you have gold/steel

or queens

[alpine orbit]

u forgor blue seals

[dry briar]

or any other joker

[alpine orbit]

the best one...

[dry briar]

yes but hes not as good as any other joker alone

[alpine orbit]

he's a support joker

[dry briar]

bros depends on your deck build

Yes

exactly

[alpine orbit]

an extremely good one at that

[dry briar]

one of the best ones

[alpine orbit]

very flexible one too

[dry briar]

YES!

YES!!

he knows

he likes mimes

[alpine orbit]

by good on his own i meant like

you don't need baron to make him work

but it's nice to have idk parking, and holy shit midas mask

[cosmic sierra]

It’s sold out…. Dang

[alpine orbit]

midas mask is like the second best econ joker

[dry briar]

midas + vampire

[alpine orbit]

no vampire required

[dry briar]

[alpine orbit]

midas is like high A tier on his own

he is legitimately incredible

[dry briar]

true but

golden ticket

[cosmic sierra]

Midas + Golden Ticket?

[alpine orbit]

midas is the only econ joker where you can take it then sell it

because the gold card effects stay permanent

[dry briar]

cola be like

[alpine orbit]

and those give you a shit ton of money

[dry briar]

real

[alpine orbit]

it is insane

it's like top 15-20 for me

certificate is something i somehow underrated three times

[dry briar]

wheres square joker

[alpine orbit]

same thing with midas

[alpine orbit]

low A tier

it's super solid

[dry briar]

how

[alpine orbit]

there are better chip jokers

but it's solid

[dry briar]

how is he A

[alpine orbit]

like it's good chips

it's chips it's great early

good with scaling +mult

[dry briar]

but alone

[alpine orbit]

it's a gold stake staple

also fine alone

you're getting on average +12 chips per round

that's pretty ok

it solves early ante problems

early ante is a chip problem (and some +mult), mid ante is +mult, late ante is xmult

[dry briar]

12 chips is very low imo

i prefer getting 50 chips from the spades

[alpine orbit]

not really it racks up quick

[alpine orbit]

yeah but you don't need to play spades for square to work

[orchid raft]

Did riff-raff just gave me a shoot the moon with polychrome? What are the odds lmao

[alpine orbit]

square works with pairs

[dry briar]

but you dont always play 4 cards

[alpine orbit]

i do

[dry briar]

i see

[alpine orbit]

pair spamming is the best strategy for me