🎙・server-chat

[wraith wharf]

I do prefer doc, but roffle is fine

[rustic ice]

A doctorate degree at math

[tranquil oak]

My brain starts short circuiting once they start throwing letters next to the numbers

[wraith wharf]

Metthew leth griffin

[timid cloak]

its a professor or doctorate generally, and a mathematician for math specifically

"He has a math doctorate" quote bc doctorate is phrased differently

[vague pilot]

me too buddy

me too

[tranquil oak]

Bro, what does the alphabet have to do with math

Those don’t belong there

[left glade]

i love satelite because is the ONLY eco joker i know how to use

[vague pilot]

idk

[nova shore]

i was thinking math and medic doctor, not that xd

[wraith wharf]

10³⁰⁸ = 10e308

[vague pilot]

what

[wraith wharf]

Sadly

[slim junco]

Yeah doc's content is really amazing
I love the thought process discussions and micro optimizations, in general hes just such a nice and caring person too

[vague pilot]

what do the numbers mean

[vague pilot]

what do they mean

[sonic field]

Time to get gold sticker on diet coke for no reason (almost misspelled it lol)

[rustic ice]

I know its just we call it doctor in my native language

[tranquil oak]

Thanks for the aneurysm bud

[rustic ice]

Sometimes it slips out

[nova shore]

thats, dude

[wraith wharf]

How long have you been playing balala, just quick question

[vague pilot]

like a month

[timid cloak]

e stands for exponent

[tranquil oak]

Is it negative?

[wraith wharf]

Fine

Let me see

[slim junco]

Do you know what exponents are?

[vague pilot]

i havent gotten to the e's

[tranquil oak]

I would love a negative cola on a gold stake run ngl

[sonic field]

nah i dont even have it

imma try to get it

[wraith wharf]

10e308, like any e number, is very high

[vague pilot]

im trying to unlock things

i understand exponets

[wraith wharf]

But E308 is the limit for balatro

[tranquil oak]

I get what the e means

[wraith wharf]

The all knowing naneinf

[nova shore]

303

[vague pilot]

i cant comprehend why they are there

why does the letter e in math?

[timid cloak]

Basically the number after the e is how many times you multiply the left number by 10

[wraith wharf]

Exponent

[slim junco]

Exponent

[vague pilot]

i know

[wraith wharf]

Isnt it 308?

[timid cloak]

Wait till you find out about variables

[wraith wharf]

Just like my tag

[vague pilot]

but WHY?

oh no i know about em

[nova shore]

greek letter: the euler number
in balatro: e means how many 0's the number have

[tranquil oak]

The number would be too large to write out

[vague pilot]

but why in a card game

[sonic field]

Because nobody want to read or write 308 0's

[quasi cedar]

Any help here?

[sonic field]

Yes

[slim junco]

10^308 is a special number because anything above that bricks the game

[nova shore]

ok small question, what 1e2 would be?

[tranquil oak]

1

[vague pilot]

where funny number go but knowledge no want think

[timid cloak]

Why not

Its originally because matrix and segmented displays couldnt display exponents so instead they showed full size numbers and the letter e

[vague pilot]

why me think in funny number game

[quasi cedar]

The plants coming up. Any ideas

[rustic ice]

Cause mathematicians like making up stuff

[tranquil oak]

Just close your eyes and listen to the sounds and majestic music

[timid cloak]

1.0e308 = 1.0 x10³⁰⁸ btw ots not just 1.0³⁰⁸ that would just be 1

[wraith wharf]

Not plasma? You are gone most likely

[sonic field]

Looks like you could beat it without using face cards

[untold narwhal]

We got Tralalero Tralala in Rivals before Gwenpool, and I'm pretty annoyed by that.

[vague pilot]

just pray and pivot temporary

[quasi cedar]

No shit

[quasi cedar]

Huh?

[slim junco]

The e is actually short for "x10^", its just a funny way of writing numbers called scientific notation

[sonic field]

Then just do it

[zealous linden]

any mod in the chat?

[rustic ice]

Put clash royale on

[vague pilot]

pray

[quasi cedar]

Bro do u pick up cola???

Bc it's an uncommon so it's another 1.5x

Do i reroll

Like

[nova shore]

you know how to read e numbers?

[timid cloak]

Just get a flush you should still be fine without sock

[tranquil oak]

I haven’t seen any in a while but there is a few on

[quasi cedar]

Or just prag

[zealous linden]

@cyan solstice you there? i wanna report unsolicited advertisement dm

[quasi cedar]

U sure?

90k?

[vague pilot]

im hopping off peace

its 12 am

[tranquil oak]

Dueces bud

[vague pilot]

im sleep deprived

[tranquil oak]

Only 9 am here, east coast NA right?

Or wait

Pm

Im also sleep deprived

[timid cloak]

What's ur flush lvl

[tranquil oak]

That’s like europe hours

Wait, even further?

[untold narwhal]

Go on c.ai, use the sock from Kirby's Epic Yarn to turn a Dragon Ball character into yarn, then him 'em with the

[quasi cedar]

5

[timid cloak]

No midnight is east coast

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, I was mixing up am with pm there

Probably should also sleep more lol

5 hours a night at my age doesn’t cut it

Used to be fine like 5-6 years ago

[untold narwhal]

Same. Then I got a phone.

[quasi cedar]

Gasp. A living fossil.

[slim junco]

5 hours is like never enough

[zealous linden]

@plain wave

[quasi cedar]

What's it like?

[slim junco]

For anyone

[sonic field]

Yeah lol

[tranquil oak]

I’m only 28 in like 2 weeks

Still not that old

[sonic field]

Pushing 30

[slim junco]

Not in the 30s so not even an unc yet

[timid cloak]

Chips x[12 x(1.5⁵)(ancient) x1.2(steel) x2.25(baseball)]

I dont remember how many chips a lvl 5 flish would be

[sonic field]

Depends on what ancient is on

[tranquil oak]

In the wild rift server people already think im unc status

[quasi cedar]

95

[sonic field]

1492e38949

[slim junco]

Damn

[sonic field]

Close

[untold narwhal]

I'm 15, still an unc somehow.

[timid cloak]

You play for the ancient so it doesnt matter what its on

The 1.2x is from the steel joker

[slim junco]

Oh my

[tranquil oak]

I mean it makes sense if you have older siblings

[sonic field]

Hey atleast you would be a cool unc because balatro

[slim junco]

Discord allows for 15yo to be here?

[sonic field]

13 plus

[nova shore]

depends the country

[slim junco]

Sucks

[tranquil oak]

Kinda wild ngl

[untold narwhal]

I'm the youngest, and I'm less "I look way older than I should be" and more "I'm pretty damn mature for my age".

[sonic field]

Yo wtf

[quasi cedar]

Tbh I'm pretty sure most people get discord before 13

[timid cloak]

If you could get the steel and some glass then it would work

[tranquil oak]

Some people are more locked in then others, idk if I’d say I was mature at 15 but I didn’t get into much trouble either

[quasi cedar]

Something is off there

[quasi cedar]

I'm hitting more than that

Lemme check smth

[sonic field]

Just play the damn game

[timid cloak]

How many uncommon jokers do you have and what's ur steel joker on

[slim junco]

Math can be fun!

[final delta]

hello fellow jonklers

[quasi cedar]

I'm trying not to lose?🤣

[sonic field]

Looks like you won't

Now ship it

[untold narwhal]

Kinda funny how, within 2 years, I went from "Average 13-year-old antifur" to "Absolute unc who likes TF (transformation) stuff".

[sonic field]

Team fortress

[timid cloak]

Mods ban this guy

[slim junco]

Whats that mean

[quasi cedar]

Or maybe let me focus. For a second. Consider that

[sonic field]

Wrong person

[untold narwhal]

Nah. Reverse image search this, and you'll see an example.

[quasi cedar]

Steel is on 1.2

[tranquil oak]

Team Fortress was quite fun

[sonic field]

I think I'll pass

[quasi cedar]

Yet you seemed to know who i was talking to

[untold narwhal]

It was, until I fell for a scam.

[untold narwhal]

Fair.

[final delta]

cheese

[slim junco]

If your steel joker is doing less than a steel card, its dire...

[sonic field]

Yeah it was pretty obvious

Just wanted to point it out

[tranquil oak]

Man, did you ever get to play club penguin

That was the shit when I was a kid, but it got taken down

[sonic field]

Were you waiting in line for the nes too?

[tranquil oak]

I remember showing it to my sister when I went back home to visit in like 2012

[quasi cedar]

I also have polychrome and chips from blue joker

[tranquil oak]

Lol nah, my first console was a PS2

Then DS

[sonic field]

Based

[timid cloak]

Oh yeah

[tranquil oak]

I still have a PS2 at my house

[untold narwhal]

Rewritten, yes. The original, though? I didn't know jack about Newgrounds, SMBZ, or DBZA/YGOTAS until I was, like, 10, so take a guess.

[tranquil oak]

Idk if it works or not, but we got all the older consoles

[timid cloak]

Just need the steel card then

Or bonus cards

[quasi cedar]

I just need a single retrigger or a steel. Bc i have a single red seal

I could just pick up cola then no?

Just play it safe?

[glad oriole]

meow meow balatro meow

[sonic field]

What would cola do?

[timid cloak]

No reason to take the cola

[quasi cedar]

It's uncommon

[untold narwhal]

Same, along with a GameCube, a Wii, a Wii U, and I had a 360 for years, but my parents lost it when we moved. Also, I was on straight Coolmathgames, Prodigy, and white girl music since I was a Y(er)N.

[quasi cedar]

1.5 from baseball

[sonic field]

Oh

[tranquil oak]

Ah, when I played it it had it’s own server, not on Newgrounds

[timid cloak]

Oh yeah

[tranquil oak]

Though I did play a lot of Newgrounds games too

[timid cloak]

What ante is it on i dont want to scroll up

[quasi cedar]

6

[sonic field]

6

[timid cloak]

If youre not on ante 8 you should keep the invis

[untold narwhal]

I was just noting how I was in the dark about mainstream websites as a kid, so I wasn't doing Club Penguin. (I refuse to shorten it.)

[tranquil oak]

I bought a Wii when I was around your age from money I got from collecting bottles around my complex

Got guitar hero

[sonic field]

Just ship it it's not like you have to play 1 hand

[quasi cedar]

Okay. Ig I'll take a gamble on the red seal

[tranquil oak]

A fun ass sonic game too

[quasi cedar]

I only have three hands to make 2 flushes if everything goes wrong

[timid cloak]

You just need to find the steel or the red seal or the glass

What's ancient joker on

[sonic field]

Wild cards only

It's a new update

[errant otter]

I live in a society

[untold narwhal]

Zero Gravity and Black Knight were the shit as a kid.

[quasi cedar]

Lemme check

[sonic field]

Clubs

[quasi cedar]

Also i have a glass?

[timid cloak]

I played mkwii 24/7 when I was 6

[timid cloak]

Glass 3 of spades

[quasi cedar]

Spades

So i have to hit glass or steel.

[untold narwhal]

I somehow failed to unlock anything in that game. I was putting the "failure" in "boyfailure" as a git.

[timid cloak]

Okay then that raises your chances a lot

[sonic field]

Or both

[quasi cedar]

Do i reroll one more time?

I don't think empress helps

Or just send it?

[timid cloak]

If you can access around half of your deck you should get one at least

[sonic field]

Send it

Empress helps

[untold narwhal]

Super Mario Galaxy's intro and all of Sesame Street scared the shit out of me, but I had no issues playing Deadliest Catch and Need For Speed.

[sonic field]

My dad forced me to play need for speed

[final dagger]

hi guys

[sonic field]

Mentally

[sonic field]

Hey

[final dagger]

seeds? Could anyone give me a good one(not modded)

[tepid fable]

[sonic field]

#1156061354076155944

[timid cloak]

Replying so i dont have to scroll 10 miles

[final dagger]

I know but I don’t understand them as much, I’m new lol

[untold narwhal]

I played it on my own accord... For about 2 months. Then I scratched the disc, because I was the sort of kid who thought that people licked their DS cartridges when they didn't register, and I didn't learn people blew in them until I was 10.

(I still did that on the Switch.)

[timid cloak]

Empress won't do much but it will be some more

You can buy it and then use it on the first card you play

[sonic field]

I remember my lbp2 cd died and was revived 10 or more times lol

[quasi cedar]

Okay so good news. For some reason i thought i skipped the small blind but turns out i had one more shop

Invis hit baseball

[timid cloak]

Empress is mult cards right

[quasi cedar]

So i THINK I'm good?

[quasi cedar]

Yeah

I slept 4 hrs last night

Help me

[sonic field]

Told you just ship it

[quasi cedar]

Fine you were right. I'm sry. Happy?

[untold narwhal]

Guess what I'm playing on my 3DS.

[quasi cedar]

He wasn't wrong tbf

I mean it was still good to calc but i was overthinking a little possibly

[sonic field]

Yeah but not that much lol

[rustic ice]

Whats the left most joker

[final delta]

balatro?

[daring citrus]

hey guys

[final delta]

hello

[sonic field]

Gros Michel

[errant otter]

Personal mod

from a friend

[rustic ice]

Cool art style

[errant otter]

it's from a picrew

[rustic ice]

What’s that

[errant otter]

HER actual art style are all from the second and third line

[errant otter]

Did you know that page where people make their OC like Sonic?

sometime like that

[rustic ice]

I don’t know that page

[untold narwhal]

Nah. Here's a hint: It's hinted at in this post.

[rustic ice]

They all look cool tbh I just like the one you had the most

[errant otter]

thanks

but yhea, my friend made the mod

for fun, you know

[daring citrus]

so we can all agree

that chicot is the best yoker

[errant otter]

yes

[daring citrus]

hell yeah

[errant otter]

"Hmmph? did you wanted to disable my kings?"

[daring citrus]

who is that

[timid cloak]

Did it work

Oh

Lmao

[quasi cedar]

Everytime

Every

Time

I won with ancient joker once

That's why the highest it has is a red sticker

[bronze olive]

finally got the achievement

[timid cloak]

Im not excited for when I start trying black deck gold stake again

[quasi cedar]

Don't

Don't

Please

[bronze olive]

161,3M for 0 dollars 🤑🤑🤑

[nova shore]

toki pona?

[bronze olive]

mi toki e toki pona

[quasi cedar]

People actually speak it?

[nova shore]

no i mean, which language is that

[bronze olive]

yes

[nova shore]

i know esperanto but not that

[bronze olive]

its a 120-words language

[nova shore]

oh the 10min language?

[bronze olive]

diseñado para ser lo mas simple posible

[nova shore]

seh, ya se de cual hablas, no lo conocia por el nombre xd, recorda solo ingles

[bronze olive]

ok

[nova shore]

and why are you learning esperanto?

Very few people speak it and it is not official in any country.

[bronze olive]

cuz its easy and idk what to do

[nova shore]

mhm makes sense, you should try with more latin-based languages after

[quasi cedar]

Do i do it again

[turbid sphinx]

hi im miya and i love GAMBLING 🤑

[nova shore]

tboi?

[turbid sphinx]

uhhhhh yes

the binding of eye sack

[nova shore]

want mods?

[turbid sphinx]

Where

[timid cloak]

Whadoido

[nova shore]

i know a dead cat when i see one

[bronze olive]

minekrafto havas oficiala traduko en Esperanto

[quasi cedar]

Wisp i found another AJ 😭

Do i do it again?

[nova shore]

#📜・modding-rules
#⚙・modding-general
#1209506514763522108

[turbid sphinx]

i know a cat

No

im on console

for now

[timid cloak]

Ancient joker goated

[turbid sphinx]

and i cant even balatro rn 😭

[nova shore]

call me when you can mods

[quasi cedar]

So yes?

[turbid sphinx]

my tv is. BROKEN 😭

[nova shore]

i dont understand anything of esperanto xd

[nova shore]

uffff reference 🔥🔥🔥

[turbid sphinx]

What

reference...

what?

[nova shore]

broken modem :v

[turbid sphinx]

Ah

wait. Are you speak spanish

[nova shore]

yea

[turbid sphinx]

thas cool! Me too

[nova shore]

i see a lot of spanish people here

sometimes br

[timid cloak]

Yeah

[timid cloak]

^

[nova shore]

pirate speak, a real language :v

[timid cloak]

Old screenshot

I also have an e12 run with ancient joker hut i cant find it

I get rid of trading card right

[bronze olive]

minecraft has also toki pona as a selectable language

since 1.18

[nova shore]

rule1

oh mb

[quasi cedar]

I

Hate

Aj

[timid cloak]

Why

[bronze olive]

rule 2*

[timid cloak]

Aj is good there

[bronze olive]

and sorry

[timid cloak]

Oh wait

Im blind

[quasi cedar]

Yeah

[glad oriole]

dont blame aj this is entirely black deck’s fault

[timid cloak]

Yeah no this is black deck tho

[quasi cedar]

I've won with STM more than I've one with AJ

[turbid sphinx]

here's my balatro strategy!!
select any deck you want (red deck recommended for this one)
after every blind, check out the booster packs, if there's celestial pack, hope for jupiter and if there's no jupiter' dw, buy uranus, venus, or earth

[glad oriole]

skill issue, i have not

because stm suck

[nova shore]

yea, im too eepy to still talk correctly

[quasi cedar]

Take that back

[nova shore]

gn chat

[quasi cedar]

Gn

[timid cloak]

Aj lategame is 100% consistent

[turbid sphinx]

gn

[bronze olive]

good night

[glad oriole]

no

its not like

bad bad

but its not very good

[bronze olive]

mi tawa

[timid cloak]

Its objectively rhe worst deck for 8 ante and arguably the worst overall

[quasi cedar]

I have 2 hold stakes with it 🥺

[glad oriole]

good for you?

you can win gold stake with literally any jokers

[final delta]

hellp

o

hello

[quasi cedar]

Cap

No way

[glad oriole]

you can win gold stake with no jokers

[quasi cedar]

Even with matador?

[glad oriole]

yea

[final delta]

planet cards

[glad oriole]

glass and steel cards too

[final delta]

very true

[sonic field]

even with all diet coke no planet cards no vouchers no tarot cards no discards no hand no hand size?

[glad oriole]

that is not what i said

i said any jokers not any conditions

[sonic field]

i know i just wanted to know

[glad oriole]

obviously you cant win with literally nothing

[sonic field]

you can

[glad oriole]

i’d say its oretty obvious

[sonic field]

buy hacking

[final delta]

the doc would somehow find a way

[sonic field]

by

[glad oriole]

oh yeah i forgot

[timid cloak]

I can access my whole deck this is why Andy is op

[final delta]

yes debug menu

[glad oriole]

hacking is such a good way to beat the game why does nobody do it

[sonic field]

skill issue lol

[glad oriole]

if anything its more of a skill issue if you need to hack to win

[turbid sphinx]

Bible thump heart face cards reskin

[final delta]

is brainstorm mod classed as cheating?

[glad oriole]

probably

[timid cloak]

If i use berger and then put a merry Andy afterwards will it give me 3 discards and the extra hands still

[final delta]

😔

but its so fun

[glad oriole]

play the game however you want man

[static ginkgo]

fortnite?

[glad oriole]

its singleplayer

[final delta]

no this is Patrick

[static ginkgo]

mayonnaise?

[final delta]

is a goated instrument

[sonic field]

i (once again) accidentally skipped on anaglyph deck

[static ginkgo]

vocals are the best instrument

[final delta]

na mayonnaise

[glad oriole]

nah

[turbid sphinx]

No

[static ginkgo]

but slam metal

[turbid sphinx]

No

[glad oriole]

the best instrument is organ

[static ginkgo]

eugh eugh eugh eugh

[turbid sphinx]

neighbor doors best instrument

[final delta]

MAYONNAISE ON A ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER BYE BYE TO THE SKY 🔥🗣

[turbid sphinx]

They so old and squeaky i hear them all the time

And i also hear weird noises at night at another neighbor's hous

anyways today im going to. Sleep early gn chat

[static ginkgo]

wait!

[final delta]

No wait!

play balatro

[static ginkgo]

play seeded runss!!!

[turbid sphinx]

i cant

[final delta]

why

[turbid sphinx]

my tv broken 😭

[static ginkgo]

phone

[final delta]

how did u break it

[turbid sphinx]

Whar

[turbid sphinx]

display work'nt

[left glade]

whats the most easy decks?

[final delta]

like it won't turn on?

[left glade]

its better make the easy gold stake firsts

[final delta]

plasma

[static ginkgo]

ghost trust

[glad oriole]

checkered

veeerrry easy

[left glade]

okay

[final delta]

plasma with checkered sleeve 🔥

[left glade]

checkered and ghost

[turbid sphinx]

im VROKE

[left glade]

its my only gold stake

[glad oriole]

no mods

go to modded chat loozer

[final delta]

😔

[final delta]

how rude 😔

[turbid sphinx]

theres only sound

[left glade]

plasma is just get a castle right?

[final delta]

anything with chips

[glad oriole]

plasma is rlly hard to beat gold stake with

[left glade]

is?

[turbid sphinx]

Okay good night chsat im grinding sleep

[glad oriole]

yea

[jovial parrot]

Hello Balatrarians

[left glade]

I've already done ghost and checkered

i need now

[final delta]

hello

[left glade]

gold stake

[static ginkgo]

hello

[left glade]

a new gold stake

[turbid sphinx]

technician or smth coming soon for ts

[glad oriole]

do yellow then

[turbid sphinx]

gn

[glad oriole]

vrry easy

[jovial parrot]

How is y'all

[left glade]

yellow???

[glad oriole]

yes

[final delta]

alrighty

[glad oriole]

its one of the best decks

[left glade]

its just 10$

but okay

[static ginkgo]

anaglyph or abandoned

[jovial parrot]

10 dollars is a lot

[glad oriole]

it goes a long way

[final delta]

10 Is a 10

[static ginkgo]

$10 is $20

[jovial parrot]

10 dollars is 10 dollars lol

[final delta]

exactly

[static ginkgo]

im going tk bed too

[glad oriole]

erm its actually 12 dollars because interest

[jovial parrot]

Question does thing game use a different currency symbol in other languages

[static ginkgo]

no.

[final delta]

thing game?

[jovial parrot]

Like idk if I play it in Japanese does it become yen

[glad oriole]

i dont think so

[jovial parrot]

this game*

[quasi cedar]

No i don't think so

[nova shore]

no

[left glade]

anaglyph its a good

abandoned i never played

but i will try the yellow

[static ginkgo]

allows for good sunergies

[jovial parrot]

Interesting, anyways

[static ginkgo]

goodnight chat

[glad oriole]

abandoned is leagues better than amaglyph

[jovial parrot]

I hate Abandoned deck lol

[glad oriole]

one of the best decks vs one of the worst

[glad oriole]

cool

[nova shore]

the only new currency are yuans, its from a mod

[quasi cedar]

?

[final delta]

may I ask what does the 14/13 mean in ur name

[jovial parrot]

I just don't like starting with no face cards

[glad oriole]

its the consistency

[left glade]

i like anaglyph, but a lot of runs in anaglyph for a unknowm reason i dont have any luck

[jovial parrot]

Ok but like what gets improved
Ride the Bus and what else

[glad oriole]

i have beaten 14 survivors on monsoon in ror2, and there are 13 available on the roster (i dont have sots)

[left glade]

starting with no face cards =
Dont photochad

[final delta]

ohhh okayyy

[left glade]

no photochad = balatro player sads

[jovial parrot]

I'm not even a Photochad addict I promise

[glad oriole]

the deck is more consistent thats what gets improved

you have 12 cards less than any other deck

[glad oriole]

thats 6 hanged mans

[jovial parrot]

Yeah but face cards are arguably the best cards in the game lol

[left glade]

10$ is really a lot

[glad oriole]

yea but you dont always get face card synergies

[jovial parrot]

Heh, yeah tell that to Erosion

[left glade]

ante 1, 2 round, 33$

[glad oriole]

meanwhile consistency is always important

[rich shale]

i don't like my build

[glad oriole]

shit joker anyway

[jovial parrot]

Speaking of which lmao

[left glade]

erosion needs perkeo

[left glade]

with a immolate

[glad oriole]

no it doesnt

[nova shore]

XDDD

[nova shore]

why??

[scarlet slate]

Where is Balatro Balatrez?

[rich shale]

The plant is coming

[nova shore]

i kill him

[jovial parrot]

When did so many Spanish stuff start coming up in Balatro memes

[rich shale]

Amber is so shit

[nova shore]

He did not praise the plant

[jovial parrot]

Like I'm not mad about it it's just really weird lol

[left glade]

good start

vampire, reserved parking

and rebate

[nova shore]

the game got popular sooo fast

[jovial parrot]

The thing I like the most about this game is that technically there are no "bad" jokers

[nova shore]

i love the memes this thing haves

[left glade]

its so hard dont have a hex

[jovial parrot]

You just have to find a use for them

[left glade]

and dont have a flush all hands

[nova shore]

this chat (sorry mods)

[jovial parrot]

And naturally the jokers with the most versatility are the best

[glad oriole]

the nefarious Showman:

[left glade]

SHOWMAN BEST JOKER EVER

[jovial parrot]

Showman isn't that bad is it

[nova shore]

which skin you put in it this time?

[glad oriole]

showman is really good if you’re absurdly lucky

[glad oriole]

its in my bottom 5 at least

[left glade]

same, i like showman alice fumo

[glad oriole]

alongside seance and idol

[nova shore]

say to the person that x2 rare tage every ante 1

[glad oriole]

no

[jovial parrot]

I'll admit that Showman isn't particularly useful but I still wouldn't say it's bad by any means

[left glade]

riff-raff is really good, he give me a gros michel and a golden joker

[glad oriole]

its not useful which means its bad in balatro terms

[jovial parrot]

Riff-raff is good for stuff like Campfire and Celestial Dagger

Ceremonial Dagger

[left glade]

PHOTO CHAD ANTE 2 YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jovial parrot]

Stupid autocorrect

[glad oriole]

riff raff is good for early game

[glad oriole]

very good in fact

gives econ and scoring

[jovial parrot]

I literally cannot read this lmao

[glad oriole]

plus in later stakes the jokers it gives dont ever get rental eternal or perishable

[left glade]

i hate a lot of size, its messy

[jovial parrot]

That's kinda what annoys me so much about these Spanish memes, I can't enjoy them...

[left glade]

and unorganized

but is good

[glad oriole]

seems pretty organized to me

by suits specifically

[final delta]

cheese

[nova shore]

"that was for my chips and your mult, stupid madness"
"now we'll lose this shit"
-# sorry, i love this memes, i have like one for every joker or more

[jovial parrot]

I don't mind, I just wish I knew Spanish lol

[left glade]

hanging chad with a lot of glass cards

its 🔥

[glad oriole]

chad is indeed very good

[left glade]

i take the hit the road?

[glad oriole]

👍

[jovial parrot]

What did Chad do to deserve this?

[glad oriole]

no

[jovial parrot]

I like that you got two road signs at the same time

[glad oriole]

hit the road more like shit the road

[nova shore]

its a bit hard to learn spanish no gonna lie, the best advice i can give you is to talk in random servers

for example, i talk english here so i can learn more about it

[glad oriole]

3 even

reserved parking

[left glade]

wee i dont get right?

because i need play face cards

[nova shore]

the people on this fandom are really lovely, and always help in one way or another

[final delta]

all ways get wee

[jovial parrot]

... I was referring to the reserved what's the third one

[glad oriole]

ride the bus

[jovial parrot]

What?

[left glade]

i remove what?

[glad oriole]

[jovial parrot]

Where do you see Ride the Bus lol

[glad oriole]

its totally a road sign dood

oh its not there i just mean theoretically

[nova shore]

future

[jovial parrot]

But yeah Ride the Bus counts as a road sign

[left glade]

i remove what to get wee??

😭

[final delta]

oh I was joking dw I wouldn't take it

[glad oriole]

apparently i misread yoyr message

oopsie

[left glade]

OH

[nova shore]

sell gold

[sonic field]

i might just sell the hanging chad for the bp lol

[left glade]

but this is needeed

i sell gros michel?

[jovial parrot]

I think my favorite joker designs are the ones that are based on irl stuff

[left glade]

its a dusk

[jovial parrot]

Business Card is unironically my favorite joker design

[nova shore]

dont say michael pls

[jovial parrot]

Nah I mean like the cards that aren't playing cards

[glad oriole]

yes

[nova shore]

you see the real Credit Card of blueprint xd????

that shit is fire

[jovial parrot]

But I like Business Card, I always like to describe it as "beautifully minimalist"

[magic swan]

🙏

[glad oriole]

i love how ceremonial dagger looks :3

[jovial parrot]

I mean sure the red card is there too but like
There's such a thing as too minimalist lol

[glad oriole]

so curvy

[jovial parrot]

At least it looks pretty with polychrome though

[left glade]

i sell dusk toget more chances of copying photo or chad?

to get

[glad oriole]

sell goldy probabky

[left glade]

dusk and the golden

[jovial parrot]

I always find it interesting how Thunk decided to call them the Card Sharp instead of a Card Shark

I only find it interesting because Card Shark is just a more common phrase isn't it

[glad oriole]

i like the name better

[glad oriole]

idk

[shy dove]

hellooooo judgement?

[jovial parrot]

WOW

That's amazing

Well now you gotta sell the supernova right

[glad oriole]

no

[jovial parrot]

But then you can get two jokers to sell instead of one

[left glade]

really, 10$ is a lot

[glad oriole]

riff raff still creates a joker if you have a slot empty

[glad oriole]

its possible that the flat mult is more important

[jovial parrot]

That's true...

[glad oriole]

especially because campfire is temporary scaling

[viscid bridge]

I can play balatro in the airport
Should I

[elder cloak]

Just run into the plant you will be fine

[elder cloak]

Why wouldn't you

[jovial parrot]

You should get the pilot addicted to Balatro instrad

[elder cloak]

Hell play on the plane

[viscid bridge]

That is pretty true

[viscid bridge]

That is what I meant

[viscid bridge]

Helfp no

[elder cloak]

Absolutely

[viscid bridge]

Oh wait I can't read

[left glade]

the yellow deck is so beautiful

[viscid bridge]

No, I cannot play on the plane unfortunately

Waiting for the plane, yes

[jovial parrot]

Aleta is gonna look out the airplane window and Jimbo is gonna be sitting on the wing

[final delta]

why

[elder cloak]

Why not

Are you the pilot

[viscid bridge]

Man will not die

[left glade]

vouchers power(and i have 10 handsize hand)

[final delta]

real

[jovial parrot]

My machine is a body

[final delta]

alr michael Afton

[sonic field]

sxdkhfezgwoqpxi i dont think i should get this

[viscid bridge]

Lmao, no, just that I am only able to do it through Xbox cloud gaming and I cannot play without wifi

I know there's the app version, I just don't have the money

[elder cloak]

I see... Purchase the crappy on flight wifi

[left glade]

i like chaos the clown

[elder cloak]

I play through steam I wish I could play mobile too

[sonic field]

ill just sell photo since he is not that fun

[elder cloak]

Maybe oops all 6s

[jovial parrot]

Pretty sure you're not supposed to have Wi-Fi on during a flight right

[viscid bridge]

Money's limited, I don't think that's necessary

[elder cloak]

Valid too

[jovial parrot]

Easy solution, just bring a deck of cards

[viscid bridge]

I'm bad at words, yes there is no wifi on the flight

[viscid bridge]

I wish..

[elder cloak]

That was the point

[jovial parrot]

Play solitaire or something

[final delta]

can tiktok talk the plane 🗣🔥

[viscid bridge]

I lack solitaire on my phone, I also do not have a deck of cards with me

[final delta]

buy a deck

[elder cloak]

Money is limited I heard

[jovial parrot]

Bring some dice with you and play Yachtzee by yourself

[final delta]

master yoda?

[viscid bridge]

Literally why, I do not need to play on the flight

[jovial parrot]

Or idk just draw on a notebook

[elder cloak]

That's low key depressing

[jovial parrot]

Why is that depressing lol

[elder cloak]

Yoda I am not

[viscid bridge]

That is in fact what I was planning on doing, I'm an artist it's like my only entertainment 💔

[final delta]

😱

[elder cloak]

Not only would you be playing Yahtzee but you would be playing it by yourself

[final delta]

play uno

[viscid bridge]

By the way, since when did this server even get a server tag

[jovial parrot]

Cause you're going for a high score

[viscid bridge]

I LITERALLY do not have uno cards

[elder cloak]

When I'm on a plane I write cause I'm a writer nothing wrong with your hobby

[jovial parrot]

It's the same reason you play Balatro by yourself

[final delta]

draw them

[elder cloak]

Ik but still

[viscid bridge]

Helflp???

[elder cloak]

Not a bad idea

[jovial parrot]

You're gonna need color pencils though

Or crayons

[viscid bridge]

Fire icl

[final delta]

or just make a symbol for them

[elder cloak]

Just label the color makes it colorblind friendly too

[viscid bridge]

I have those multi-colored ink pens

[final delta]

fancy

[elder cloak]

That's a thing!

[sonic field]

18.75x lucky cat lol

[final delta]

BRO THEY BLOCKED GIFS

[elder cloak]

Not bad

[elder cloak]

Most servers do

[final delta]

its so stupid

[elder cloak]

Harder to automod

[final delta]

I want my spinning fish 😔😔

[elder cloak]

Lots of bad stuff can come from gifs

[jovial parrot]

Just post every individual frame of the gif

[elder cloak]

This

[final delta]

that's a lot of work

[jovial parrot]

And then if you scroll down really fast it'll look like it's moving

Or scroll up whichever is easiest

[elder cloak]

Fish in bucket

[jovial parrot]

Thats a big bucket

[final delta]

FISH IN A BUCKET 🔥🗣

[elder cloak]

It is

[jovial parrot]

Stanley looked at the bucket

[elder cloak]

I'm surprised the chickens don't eat the fish

[final delta]

can I make negative copy's of them

[sonic field]

nice 450 bucks

[elder cloak]

If you want

[final delta]

FUCK YEAH

[elder cloak]

I'm sorry

[sonic field]

??

[elder cloak]

450 bucks where

[final delta]

right there

[elder cloak]

I see

[plucky palm]

ive tried like invis joker 4 times all of them land on oa6 i saw like 2 more but i just didnt wanna risk

[elder cloak]

Just sell it

[plucky palm]

guys what should i aim for now

[elder cloak]

What are you asking

[final delta]

red seals

[sonic field]

do i make bp copy lucky cat or hanging chad

[plucky palm]

barely see any spectral packs with it

[elder cloak]

Is that a question the cat 100%

[plucky palm]

i would say farm lucky cat for a few hands

[timid cloak]

Chad for scaling on the cat but if you won't win then cat

[plucky palm]

then last hand get the cat

[elder cloak]

This is you don't need score

[sonic field]

im gonna lose anyways lol

[plucky palm]

oh lucky cat it is the

[slim junco]

Yall check out the new Minecraft update

[sonic field]

26.75x lucky cat lol

[shadow canyon]

Should I sell DNA or photo?

[elder cloak]

DNA for score assuming you are playing high card you can definitely find winning hand

[timid cloak]

Why is wee joker there

Sell we joker you have no 2a

2s

[elder cloak]

Whoa no no don't do that

Wee is peak even at 0 chips

[elder cloak]

And I assume if you didn't have it as an option for sell it has some chips racked up on it

[elder cloak]

That's really decent

[final delta]

hey chicot

[elder cloak]

Better than most chip jokers already

Or all idk

[shadow canyon]

Yeah phone help with scaling

[final delta]

that's a nice wee

I had a wee at 6k earlier

[timid cloak]

Thank you for complimenting my wee perkeo from balatro

[final delta]

your very welcome wisp from discord

[timid cloak]

Wisp From bloons!!!!

[elder cloak]

I can't find the SS of my 3000 wee

It'll never be on public record that my wee is bigger than yours

[timid cloak]

My wee is still growing every day

[thin lance]

6 TD BLOON

[timid cloak]

No but assuming youre playing high card and its level 10 that would give less score than a photograph

[jovial parrot]

You must be using a lot of stone cards

[shadow canyon]

What do you mean ?

[timid cloak]

Wait nvm I forgot you were getting rid of a dna

[lavish meteor]

hey guys

how yall doing

[polar hill]

sup

[strange meadow]

til wee joker uses the same sprite as the normal joker/jimbo does

[spring sphinx]

Perkeo ong

Question for you perkeo

Is chicot canio triboulet yorick your brothers or are they your lovers

Are you in a brothers and sisters or are you in a polycule

[rustic ice]

Why or?

[timid cloak]

Erm theyre actually jokers from irl history

[glad oriole]

and why are these the only options smh

[gilded harness]

Well... That's one way to win with plasma deck

[untold narwhal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/evsXNsz5ulk?si=rLYmgOCrBr_wQWlt

[rustic ice]

They are?

[spring sphinx]

Yeah but ok but canonically

[timid cloak]

Yeah

[spring sphinx]

Lets see how i fuck this one up

[timid cloak]

Canonically theyre all gay lovers and they live in the soul card

[spring sphinx]

Omg polycule yipie

[timid cloak]

When we pull one out of the soul card we're temporarily breaking them up until we lose the run

[rustic ice]

Do they look like the jokers?

[timid cloak]

Not like relationship theyre just not physically together

[sonic field]

bruh another lucky cat oops run lol

[timid cloak]

Yeah jesters wore makeup

[sonic field]

2 times in a row

[spring sphinx]

Naneinf players:

[timid cloak]

Perkeo

[rustic ice]

Perkeo is a girl or boy irl

[timid cloak]

Thats a real painting its not fake

[rustic ice]

Oh

He kinda looks like a guy I know

I didn’t know they were real

Thats cool

[strange meadow]

i wanna say every legendary clown is based on a "real" famous clown

i believe canio, for example, is the clown from that one play where he gets cheated on by his wife

[fiery flower]

reasonable crash out

[rustic ice]

I remember seeing canio in a tv series

[strange meadow]

if youve ever heard this one (for example, the handsome squidward episode of spongebob), thats canio alright https://youtu.be/iD8WFIA5IaI?si=ZLFX0D8wBJRzRTE8

[rustic ice]

Can’t remember what

[strange meadow]

i forgot gifs werent allowed

[rustic ice]

There was this guy acting like canio and was weird asf wearing jester clothes

I swear I can almost see it

What was it

SEINFELD

I REMEMBER

[worldly basin]

[jovial parrot]

I love Seinfeld

The show specifically I'm not talking about the guy

[rustic ice]

Same

Why did he do something?

You don’t like him?

[sonic field]

bruh verdant leaf i dont wanna sell oops

[jovial parrot]

No I just was stating the difference

[rustic ice]

Oh

[jovial parrot]

I meant the show not the guy, I like Jerry too

Idk why people say his acting on that show wasn't very good

[jovial parrot]

What lol

[rustic ice]

I like the cosmo guy shame I never saw him in any other show

[jovial parrot]

How do you somehow know Kramer's first name more than his last name lmao

[sonic field]

nevermind

[rustic ice]

Cause I watched it 5 times LMAO

[sonic field]

i cant buy the voucher wtf

[jovial parrot]

You should watch the whole thing it's really good

[rustic ice]

I should

[jovial parrot]

I think if I could praise Seinfeld for anything it's that it's really nice seeing a show that actually does the episodic formula properly

They make sure pretty much every story doesn't continue into the other too much

[rustic ice]

And the laughing track actually makes sense since jerry is a comedian

[jovial parrot]

I mean they'll reference previous episodes every now and then but they do it in a way that works

[rustic ice]

Unlike friends

[jovial parrot]

I agree

[rustic ice]

Did you like the ending?

[jovial parrot]

I haven't gotten to the ending yet

[rustic ice]

oh

Well enjoy the show

It’s a good one

[sonic field]

bruh everytime i beat a blind this happens and i cant buy booster packs or vouchers

[jovial parrot]

I feel bad for the guy that played Kramer, it's a shame he pretty much never did anything other than Seinfeld

I guess the issue was rather that he DID do something other than Seinfeld

But I digress

[rustic ice]

Yeah..

[olive ferry]

Genie: you have three wishes
Double score requirement, Triple joker prices, make the hook destroy cards instead of discarding

[rustic ice]

The hook one I like

[olive ferry]

Nevermind
Quadruple planet cards in shop

[rustic ice]

Why? sop

[olive ferry]

Im mad today

[pallid hawk]

balatro reference?

[past brook]

lucky egg

must be a balatro reference

[hidden acorn]

Balatro goated

[proven pasture]

I think the game fucking hates me rn IT WONT FUCKING GIVE ME FULL HOUSES

IT KEEPS GIVING ME THE SHITTIEST FUCKING CARDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER JUST BECAUSE IM PLAYING HIGHER DIFFICULTLY SHOULDNT MEAN MY LUCK SHOULD BE FUCKING WORSE

[pallid hawk]

sounds like a skill isue lowkey

[proven pasture]

I NORMALLY HAVE NO FUCKING ISSUE GETTING FULL HOUSES BUT THESE STUPID FUCKING 2 PAIRS FUCK TWO PAIRS

WTF IS THIS?

$0 WTF

[pallid hawk]

?

you had no hands left

[proven pasture]

How am I supposed to have any hands left if it keeps giving me shitty cards over and over

[pallid hawk]

i dont know

i was just wondering why you were confused at the payout

[proven pasture]

Normally it still gives atleast some money

[pallid hawk]

did you not read the stake?

[proven pasture]

No

[proven pasture]

Im not on red stake

I’m on the next one

[pallid hawk]

stakes apply all previous stakes

[proven pasture]

Is there any reason my luck is worse?

I think it’s rigged

[pallid hawk]

sure man maybe

[proven pasture]

Because no way it doesn’t give me the card I need when I’ve gone through 80 percent of the fucking deck

It’s a one card difference in between two pair and full house

[proven pasture]

16 cards left and it still can’t fucking give me the one card and I lost because of it

[pallid hawk]

okay

[proven pasture]

Just explaining it’s not a skill issue the odds in the game are just fucked

[pallid hawk]

i mean idk what odds youre talking about it just gives you random cards

maybe you shouldve gone for a different hand

[opaque bronze]

bad luck

[strange meadow]

tbf thats like a 1/16 chance

pretty slim pickin's there chief

[pallid hawk]

i think he means 16 cards left after discarding

still a lot of cards though

[strange meadow]

mhm

[proven pasture]

But in discarding 5 per discard or atleast 4

So it should be 1:4

1/4

[strange meadow]

so how many were there in the deck when you went to pull for it

n then how many discards did you have

[pallid hawk]

the odds of getting any one card are still 1/decksize that doesnt change with how many cards youre discarding

[strange meadow]

yeah

[proven pasture]

I ran out of discards and I had 20 before the final discard

But I used hands to get it lower I think

[strange meadow]

i think thats like a 25% chance right

[proven pasture]

Yeah it is

[strange meadow]

5/20

either way still low

[proven pasture]

So just bad luck

[strange meadow]

yep

[proven pasture]

I’m having a bad luck streak

[pallid hawk]

not even that bad 1/4 is more likely to not happen than happen

[strange meadow]

balatro is both very strategic and very luck-based

[pallid hawk]

youre just complaining over losing one run

play another

do better

[strange meadow]

if youre on like the first ante or two just pull for flushes dude

[proven pasture]

No it’s been like 10 in a row

[strange meadow]

flushes are king the first couple antes

[pallid hawk]

i dont think its the luck

[strange meadow]

it might just be how youre playing then tbh

this is ante 1...

round 1...

[proven pasture]

I play full house runs which are very risky

[strange meadow]

so then

dont?

[pallid hawk]

why?

dont go for full house on round 1 unless you get drawn it or a two pair

[strange meadow]

you dont even have anything of note

[pallid hawk]

just go for flush its way more likely

[strange meadow]

just pull for flush lol

[pallid hawk]

and easier to discard for

[proven pasture]

It’s the only hand that will hit as hard as I want it to I’ll try out flushes

I think the mults lower for flushes though

[pallid hawk]

flush is the exact same hand with a little chip difference theres no reason to go for full house

[strange meadow]

yeah

especially when you have no jokers or items

like its a completely fresh slate

[sonic field]

Flush is 35x4 full house is 40x4

[strange meadow]

as long as you get 40 chips' worth outta your cards on your first go you can beat round 1 in one hand in pretty much any run ever

[proven pasture]

I just got this account a few months back

Like 2 months max