🎙・server-chat

[tranquil oak]

She can’t build boots on pc

There’s vamp boots which just increases your life vamp and armor pen boots

I think they both give AD

[slim junco]

life vamp on boots sounds kinda useless

[tranquil oak]

Eh, it’s good if they don’t have tanks but a lot of long range poke

[final hornet]

Should i take sock

[tranquil oak]

Graves can kinda just heal to full off an auto with vamp boots and bloodthirster

[slim junco]

Yea

[tranquil oak]

Probably but idk if Ancient Joker is the best to cut

[slim junco]

Why would you think ancient would be the one getting cut?

Its an ancient joker build, you don't cut ancient joker lmao

[final hornet]

So i replace mime with sock right

[shy dove]

i think you do

[slim junco]

Yeah

[wintry patrol]

uh…what

[final hornet]

Ok thanks

[wintry patrol]

like surely nobody was even considering this as a possibility before you said that

[bleak stirrup]

Who watches hockey?

[tranquil oak]

Idk, ig I should assume that all their cards are wild cards?

Would be easier to tell if he showed their deck

[slim junco]

Why would they need to be wild

[tranquil oak]

Idk, maybe cus ancient joker changes suits every blind, so if you want it to be consistent they kinda need to be wild

[slim junco]

Potentially

[wintry patrol]

you can also just cut cards equally between suits

[slim junco]

Indeed

[slim junco]

life vamp overall is not a very attractive mechanic for me idk why is just that, why would i want sustain when i could kill ppl instead so i dont get any dmg

[tranquil oak]

For Jhin he just needs to stay alive, basically a glass cannon

[slim junco]

lol

[slim junco]

but long range are squishies too... so you could just jump on em and they dont do anything!

[slim junco]

irelia builds botrk, clears wave and half wave and shes full hp lol all the damage you did gone :D

[tranquil oak]

Life vamp boots save my ass all the time or at least help me sustain in lane

[buoyant orbit]

[candid relic]

Super lucky seed. Probably the lowest ante I’ve hit E before

[tranquil oak]

Funny enough attack speed boots give jhin the most ad

Even though his attack speed can’t be increased

Attack speed just gets converted into AD

[slim junco]

Nice!

[candid relic]

EW LEAGUE

(I am heavily addicted to it)

[tranquil oak]

Are you a Mundo enjoyer too?

Mundo is love, Mundo is life

[edgy lake]

Server tag is cute

[midnight crest]

Gold stake demolished

[toxic horizon]

YOOO GOOD JOB

hello chat it’s everyone’s favorite shenanigan maker

[slim junco]

mundo goes where he pleases

[blissful stone]

guys look at my cats

[tranquil oak]

I have a bunch of funny clips that truly capture the essence of this phrase

Just casually eating tower shots while diving them

[slim junco]

alois gets on enemy fountain every game i cry how this can be

[slim junco]

i mean thats kinda normal... any tank can do that truly

[tranquil oak]

You can’t do that in wr, Mundo’s ult is stronger on pc

[slim junco]

pc aram is so fun to go tanks cuz i do that every game XD

[tranquil oak]

The fountain does kill you rather fast in wr

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, I used to play Alistar a lot too and he’s a tower diving machine

[timid cloak]

I used to never watch drspectred because my attention span was way too small for how slowly he played but i realised I can just watch the videos at 1.5x speed lmao

[tranquil oak]

His ult gives so much damage reduction

[slim junco]

it truly does its insane

[nova shore]

this is for a mod?????

[tranquil oak]

You can’t milk those

Moo Cow Alistar goated skin

[slim junco]

alistar is my most played support cuz there was this latinamerican streamer

[nova shore]

what, they're cats

[slim junco]

called trollistar

and he so funi

[nova shore]

JAJAJAJAJAJ

[tranquil oak]

There’s a character named Alistar in League of Legends, he’s a bull and he has a voiceline that says You can’t milk those

[nova shore]

nah nah i know

i got banned from lol

[slim junco]

so?

[nova shore]

im a free man

[tranquil oak]

His recall animation with the moo cow alistar skin has cats

[nova shore]

oh i never noticed that

[tranquil oak]

He busts out some milk and pours it in a bowl for them

[slim junco]

i got like 3 banned accounts, the one i was playing has 3 month chat restriction

[nova shore]

normal lol player ngl

[tranquil oak]

I have only ever been chat banned for 3 days

Usually just 1 day chat bans

[slim junco]

more like average kassadin otp

[tranquil oak]

What is your guys most played hand?

[nova shore]

which was your build? crit?

[slim junco]

lately

[nova shore]

oh, makes sense

[slim junco]

they ripped 12% ap out of my ult coming from a 6 nerf streak

how you want me to react more than rage

??

its unfair

[nova shore]

JSJSJAJAJA

kassadin was in real void

[slim junco]

flush

always

[slim junco]

is*

this is unplayable

[nova shore]

not buffs????????

[slim junco]

not a single one in years

[nova shore]

how many streak nerf is going right now?

[tranquil oak]

See I knew you had good tastes, mine is also flush

3041 of em played

[slim junco]

he has 6 nerfs in a row (being generous and not counting the item nerfs that directly affect kassadin, with those are 10 nerfs)

[slim junco]

balatro is about playing the exact same way every single run and im down to fight till death over it

[tranquil oak]

Ehhh, if I see wee joker my focus shifts to making him as big as possible

I don’t even care about winning, just that he gets big

Pray to rnjesus for a seltzer or hack to bless my run

[slim junco]

i like cartomancer free tarot

[tranquil oak]

Cartomancer is pretty solid, especially if you have a fortune teller

[brittle granite]

Was the achievement of discarding a straight to unlock a joker by discarding a royal or straight flush?

[slim junco]

rnjesus give this man a seltzer or hack so he can oneshot anythin

[nova shore]

install mods

[slim junco]

royal

[nova shore]

my most played hand is clusterfuck

[slim junco]

aint that a gd level

nah jk

thats clutterfunk

[nova shore]

XDDD

clus

[alpine orbit]

not exactly

[tranquil oak]

Oh, I didn’t realize that’s how you unlock brainstorm

[slim junco]

guys im actually so bored about every game

[tranquil oak]

By discarding a royal flush

[slim junco]

oh boy unsheat your sword now then

[nova shore]

tried job?

[alpine orbit]

idk not every run is the same? i got a shoot the moon mime build today that was quite interesting

[slim junco]

i make more money than you could prolly even dream about having junkie

[tranquil oak]

I discarded a royal flush just to get the ps5 trophy, but the joker unlock is also good

[nova shore]

im taking that like a "no"

[slim junco]

restart and keep trying to get the perfect flush

[alpine orbit]

you can do silly things like this

and win gold stake

[tranquil oak]

I’ve always wanted to do a hit the roads build

[alpine orbit]

i had luchador and bones btw

plant and water can't do shit

[alpine orbit]

i, love HtR

[tranquil oak]

I could see it being good for erratic deck if you naturally get a lot of jacks

[alpine orbit]

no i play it on normal decks and get it to 2.5-4x consistently

[final delta]

cheese

[slim junco]

its perkeo

[alpine orbit]

i had 4 jacks earlier and against cerulean bell, and i still got 3x

[final delta]

it is i

[alpine orbit]

i used strength on 10's and death'd a jack

[tranquil oak]

It’s kinda like Campfire in a way

[alpine orbit]

yeah it's bursty

campfire is better, but i like hit the road a lot

[tranquil oak]

It has been on my radar, if I see it I’ll give it a shot

[alpine orbit]

it's the second xmult source

try to make sure you can still scrape by without fully relying on HtR unless you've got luchador or bones or have gone past plant/water

[dry briar]

4! 🔥

[tranquil oak]

Actually do see HtR fairly often out of all the rare jokers but usually already have a decent setup or nothing I can cut for it

[alpine orbit]

i have a very high winrate with HtR

surprisingly

and a very low one with ancient joker

[tranquil oak]

For me Throwback is the one that gets me Ws the most

[lavish marsh]

Does anyone have any tips for the achievement were you bring your deck down to 20 cards

[alpine orbit]

you should skip less 😭

[alpine orbit]

abandoned deck

[lavish marsh]

Yeah I’ve been using it

[tranquil oak]

I like finishin a run in 11 rounds, why would I wanna see a shop if I don’t need it

[alpine orbit]

money

scaling jokers

interest

gold cards, blue seals, purple seals

[tranquil oak]

I’m not going for endless, just for a clear

[alpine orbit]

yeah i know i play gold stake like exclusively

[tranquil oak]

And throwback gets me there almost every time

[tranquil oak]

Have multiple gold stake clears using throwback

[alpine orbit]

all my takes are on gold stake, just for the record

[timid cloak]

I want to see a (the non perishable challenge deck would be required) gift card perkeo ankh blueprint run where everything is eternal and the gift card is negative and then you use swashbuckler and baseball card for the most goated run oat

[alpine orbit]

I don't think I've taken a throwback ngl

it's just really not very good

I don't think the .25x is worth it at all

it's ok on anaglyph

with the double tags

[lavish marsh]

Shops have so much stuff though such as tarot cards for deck fixing celestial cards spectral cards, even if u have the jokers u need there’s still useful stuff to make your run even more powerful

[alpine orbit]

like it gets to 2x IG but thats such a bad deal!

i do like to skip for money though

[timid cloak]

I think for the 8 rounds thing for that one unlock i got throwback stencil

[alpine orbit]

that's one thing i do if i can get like an obscene amount of money WHILE also guessing thati get to one/two shot small blind

[candid relic]

Business Myndi for STONKS

[lavish marsh]

Isn’t it 12 for that unlock?

[timid cloak]

But that's the only time I've used throwback

[timid cloak]

Idk I did it in 8

[candid relic]

Mundo *

Just pulled trib in back to back runs

[timid cloak]

Wait no 8 shouldn't be possible

[alpine orbit]

omg hit the road

my beloved

[timid cloak]

I guess i did it in 12

Unless the small blind is round 0

[tranquil oak]

For my ghost deck gold stake clear I used Campfire (which wasn’t actually giving me any mult, just chips from being foil), polychrome flower pot (again wasn’t being activated), Card Sharp and 2 polychrome Throwbacks

[candid relic]

Gonna sell it when I can👀😂

[alpine orbit]

😦

[tranquil oak]

1 shotted Amber Corn on round 11

[edgy lake]

[tranquil oak]

[alpine orbit]

those polychromes are putting in work

[timid cloak]

No wait you could skip the first blind what am I yapping

[alpine orbit]

also that's an obscene deck

[timid cloak]

I dont think i did it in 8 tho

[lavish marsh]

Yeah 8 would be brutal

[tranquil oak]

Yeah, idk if they were naturally polychrome or if I hexed them

[lavish marsh]

Or maybe not because I did it in ten and I suck so 8 for a good player shouldnt be the bad

[edgy lake]

I’m still pretty amateur at Balatro and have beaten a lot of decks, BUT I CANT GET YELLOW DECK FOR THE LIFE OF ME.. I get to ante 7 and my brain shuts down for some reason

[oblique nova]

just stock up on jokers

[edgy lake]

My main hand is Flush or straights man

[oblique nova]

oof

i beat the game once with half joker

[edgy lake]

I’d end myself

[timid cloak]

What happens if you hermy while in debt

[lavish marsh]

Flushes are good early but by late game u prob want to be getting flush fives or flush houses or stuff that’s more powerful which with the extra ten dollars you should be able to get a little more deck fixing to make it easier

[alpine orbit]

I've beaten the game times with half tbh

it's very good

[edgy lake]

Okok

[edgy lake]

Danke

[oblique nova]

yeah its good with jokers that multiply

[lavish marsh]

Though I am a noob so don’t completely trust me

[timid cloak]

I mean at the start of the game its flushes straights or full houses almost always but after that you kinda just want to play to your jokers

[alpine orbit]

im a pair player

[edgy lake]

What what what, you can play jokers

[timid cloak]

Play TO your jokers

😭

[edgy lake]

HELP

[alpine orbit]

i think pairs are the best hands by far

[timid cloak]

So like if you have a joker that gives mult for 2 pair then you should play 2 pair

[oblique nova]

what about high card?

[timid cloak]

You cant play the joker

[alpine orbit]

second best

[strange meadow]

i am quite fond of flush five

[alpine orbit]

pluto scales slower than mercury

[oblique nova]

we all are

[alpine orbit]

so chip scaling is a bigger problem with hc

[strange meadow]

theres sumt personally delightful about playing an army of mikus

[oblique nova]

im very fond of two pairs but they suck late game

[alpine orbit]

that's when you transition to pairs!

[strange meadow]

spare trousers is good though

[lavish marsh]

Ngl flush five feels like high card for the people who can’t deck fix enough to get all steal kings

[left glade]

i NEED stop playing balatro

[alpine orbit]

same

[oblique nova]

i forget to use planet cards ngl

[strange meadow]

dyou mean steel

[alpine orbit]

u gotta

[oblique nova]

never quit

[alpine orbit]

blue seals man

[strange meadow]

i cant get all steel kings though

[oblique nova]

yeah in starting to remember

[strange meadow]

i am unable to fix it like that

[timid cloak]

I feel like every hand is good and it just depends on the situations but pairs would probably be my last pick cause theres very few jokers that work with it and it gives no chips or flat mult

[lavish marsh]

Same

[strange meadow]

valid tbf

[oblique nova]

turn the left card into the right card and profit

[strange meadow]

ive noticed i play a lot of flushes and full houses

[oblique nova]

also cryptid

[alpine orbit]

pairs are better cus they're the most agnostic to all types of bosses and is very reproducible making it good for scaling jokers and has a lot of synergy with many of the best jokers (hologram and blackboard)

[strange meadow]

full houses especially have a lot of game to em what with so many jokers including threes, pairs, and two-pairs

[lavish marsh]

Perkeo plus blueprint plus brainstorm plus crypted or death

[oblique nova]

playing card

[lavish marsh]

True

That’s good too

[tranquil oak]

Man I thought my ass was grass against the needle until mr bones decided to grace me in a bafoon pack

[timid cloak]

I dont think blackboard is very good

[tranquil oak]

[oblique nova]

has anyone done playing card blueprint?

[alpine orbit]

i think it is the 5th best joker in the game

[oblique nova]

facts

its goated

[tranquil oak]

Who would you put above?

[lavish marsh]

It would prob just give u a extra 3 dollars

[oblique nova]

cavendish

[timid cloak]

Card sharp and cavendish are just better

I would argue that acrobat is better and the planet joker is too, and that's just for jokers that do the same thing.

Chad is better

Thats 5 off the top of my head

[blissful stone]

no. they just cute

[alpine orbit]

card sharp dies to eye / arm

[timid cloak]

Zo its atleast 7th best

[oblique nova]

card sharp is good but you gotta have luchador or dorectors

[alpine orbit]

and needle

[oblique nova]

if not your run just dies

[timid cloak]

I mean blackboard dies to the discards one

[alpine orbit]

not if you play pairs ^^

[oblique nova]

not if you abuse arcana

[alpine orbit]

you have 3 throwaway cards

to play whatever you want

very easy to trigger the xmult

[oblique nova]

what do you guys think is the best deck

i really like yellow deck

[tranquil oak]

Anaglyph cus I like skipping blinds

[oblique nova]

green deck is insane too

[tranquil oak]

[timid cloak]

Best decks objectively are balanced and ghost deck for 8 ante and endless but I play a lot of yellow

[alpine orbit]

my S tier jokers btw (ranked):
yorick, cavendish, hologram, blueprint, blackboard, mail in rebate, canio, campfire

[timid cloak]

Well balanced is the best for endless too but ghost deck is also good

[alpine orbit]

strongest i think is blue and yellow

[oblique nova]

no brainstorm?

[alpine orbit]

nope

[oblique nova]

i got 6 hands once with blue

[timid cloak]

Balanced is kinda unbalanced and i dont care if its called plasma it says balanced

[alpine orbit]

brainstorm copies left so quite often it's just 2x mult

[oblique nova]

it gets dumb pretty quick

[alpine orbit]

i feel like I'm missing something

i swear

probably some xmult

obelisk maybe?

no not really

i think that's all my S tier jokers

yorick is crazy

[oblique nova]

what’s your A tier jokers?

[timid cloak]

Best jokers for 8 ante:

1. Blueprint
2. Cavendish
3. Hologram (interchangeable with cavendish kinda depends on the stake)
4. The planet one
5. Chad

These are the ones that i almost always take, not based off of my build

[alpine orbit]

I've got my entire list

[alpine orbit]

i love constellation

[oblique nova]

insane

[timid cloak]

Yeah that one

[timid cloak]

Ive heard green joker is good but I never take it unless i have burger

[oblique nova]

i like chad but i rarely get jokers that synergize with him

[alpine orbit]

green joker is very good

[oblique nova]

glad to see baseball is there

it carried me once

[timid cloak]

Enhancements do too, lucky cards and gold seal basically make chad an econ joker

[oblique nova]

i dont have that much luck with enhacements

[warped sphinx]

you see why cant this just happen on black deck

[timid cloak]

Luck issue ❌️

Skill issue ✅️

[warped sphinx]

shut up

[timid cloak]

I was talking to the other giy

Guy

[warped sphinx]

oh ok

💔

[oblique nova]

true

i don’t like to use my brain

[alpine orbit]

red card is the best +mult tho

[final delta]

What is this start

[alpine orbit]

naneinf

holy shit poly ride the bus

goddamn

[final delta]

exactly that was natural

[tranquil oak]

I had riff raff spawn me a negative ride the bus the other day

Almost went and bought a lottery ticket

[gentle kernel]

1 Joker Win
Joker: Stencil
Stake: Red
Color lvl: 18

[alpine orbit]

christ

[final delta]

BRO I GOT CRYPTID

[gentle kernel]

ohshit

[feral knot]

😦

[tranquil oak]

Double banana action

[alpine orbit]

chicot so low

[gentle kernel]

arcano

[tranquil oak]

For the hack haters

[tranquil oak]

Lets gooo

You already won the run

[timid cloak]

Let me rank card enhancements (im counting editions as enhancements) for an 8 ante run

1. Lucky cards
2. Glass cards
3. Polychrome
4. Holographic
5. Gold cards
6. Foil
7. Steel cards
8. Bonus cards
9. Mult cards
10. Wild cards
    This is imo but it feels pretty accurate to me, obviously it can vary depending on the build

Everything except wild cards is good and can make a difference with or without chad

[wintry patrol]

where the hell are stone cards

[timid cloak]

I forgot

[alpine orbit]

i would put gold above poly and holo

[naive osprey]

rank all tarot cards now

[timid cloak]

Probably 7 or 8 idk

[tranquil oak]

It’s kinda nice going for a white stake run and being able to get away with silly builds

Have 3 econ jokers and make bull give you a ton of chips

[timid cloak]

Maybe

[timid cloak]

Gimme a sec

[tardy cloud]

Joker Idea: whenever you play a flush discard the rest of your hand.

[tranquil oak]

Oh baby, I skipped on uncommon tag (on anaglyph deck, don’t worry), and it gave me throwback

Glorious days

[alpine orbit]

what does this achieve

this sounds like a boss idea instead

[tardy cloud]

Drawing a new hand after playing a hand

[wintry patrol]

for me it’d be like

1. gold
2. lucky
3. glass
4. stone
5. steel
6. bonus
7. mult
8. wild

[alpine orbit]

isn't this just the hook with 1 extra discard

[wintry patrol]

bonus above steel maybe actually
i’m not sure

i barely use steel

[naive osprey]

ye it's kinda undisputed that gold is #1

[alpine orbit]

i think glass is up there

[naive osprey]

we r talking in context of gs

[alpine orbit]

yes

[naive osprey]

i do not think glass is above gold

[alpine orbit]

hmm

yeah probably

[random bobcat]

Nice bro! You must’ve made it to what, ante 20 at least?

[strange meadow]

"im a stone, luigi"

[tranquil oak]

Hmm, decisions to be made, a fibonacci or an eternal photograph

[alpine orbit]

i think glass is something i want to have earlier than gold, but I'll take more gold afterwards

[strange meadow]

my goat fib

shoutouts to the fib

[wintry patrol]

you didn’t make it

[strange meadow]

"it's a football! i chiseled it!"

[tranquil oak]

Fib + Baseball Card

[alpine orbit]

but it's a bit weird I'll take gold > glass for the first, then glass, then gold for the rest

[naive osprey]

i think gold is more important even if it's 'weaker' depending on how you judge strength

[wintry patrol]

it’s even official size! but not official weight…

[strange meadow]

honestly the only ones i really go for go for are gold, lucky, and steel

[alpine orbit]

it's more universal

[strange meadow]

i never feel like i can dupe em enough to make glass cards good enough

[alpine orbit]

so in a way i get it

[strange meadow]

still working on deck fixing

-# 50 hours in

[magic knoll]

alguien habla español?

[alpine orbit]

glass is moreso just there to get you out of tricky situations

[naive osprey]

yea, glass also not compatible w many builds

[alpine orbit]

or glass jokers

[naive osprey]

unless hand levelled

[strange meadow]

un poquito, pero yo creo que ellos no le gusta hablar en español

[alpine orbit]

eh i like my planets

[strange meadow]

lo siento si mi español es malo

[naive osprey]

me too

[magic knoll]

tranquilo

[alpine orbit]

i wouldn't say glass is incompatible with many builds

[magic knoll]

andaba buscando a alguien para hablar sobre el juego y que me vea mientras juego jajajaj

[alpine orbit]

it's more a get out of jail free

[naive osprey]

be careful, they ban if you don't speak in english i heard

[strange meadow]

cuidado

[alpine orbit]

merde

[candid relic]

Whatever ante to is twice as far as you would’ve made it bub

[naive osprey]

personally i prefer steel over glass

for that purpose

[timid cloak]

I think hanged man would fo higher and wheel would go lower but yeah

[naive osprey]

ye i think hangman #1

[random bobcat]

Bro be GAMBLING with that damn wheel 😭

[random bobcat]

True 😔

[alpine orbit]

Ils m'empêchent de parler ma magnifique langue

[timid cloak]

Emporer also goes a bit lower

[alpine orbit]

those are pretty good too icl

and yeah i think gold cards are #1 now

the more i think Abo

it works with like every devk

[naive osprey]

i nly make glass if i have chad or if im playing flushes/straights/4oak

[left glade]

i think now i win??

[alpine orbit]

hermit, death, hung man, devil, temperance, wheel

[tranquil oak]

1 day mute I think, someone had it happen to them earlier today while I was in chat

[alpine orbit]

Honestly fair enough

[tranquil oak]

They can’t moderate languages they can’t speak

[alpine orbit]

i don't speak spanish so it's fine

[tranquil oak]

I speak Hungarian but am not gonna type it

[alpine orbit]

ah hungary

[tranquil oak]

No one would understand

I live in Canada but born in Hungary

[alpine orbit]

unfortunately i don't know Hungarian

[alpine orbit]

sick

[tranquil oak]

Have lived over half my life in BC

[left glade]

i love photochad

[alpine orbit]

BC?

british columbia?

[tranquil oak]

Yep

[alpine orbit]

ah

i only know of the uni lol

[naive osprey]

whats htis bp skin mod called

[tranquil oak]

UBC?

[alpine orbit]

yeah

[left glade]

brainstorm i think

i dont remember

[alpine orbit]

my friends going there for an msc

[tranquil oak]

University of Victoria also pretty good uni from what I hear

I made it out of high school on the C- honour roll

[alpine orbit]

no idea what that means but good job...?

[tranquil oak]

Still had to do 4 levels of post secondary school for plumbing though

[alpine orbit]

oh

goddamn

[tranquil oak]

It was a joke that I did terribly in school, hence why I’m a plumber

[left glade]

?????THE GAME WANT MY WIN?

[alpine orbit]

ahhhhhh

[tranquil oak]

Was more lack of interest than being incapable of doing the work

Feel like that’s a common problem for teens though

[tranquil oak]

What is an msc, some kind of doctorate or degree?

[alpine orbit]

masters degree

[tranquil oak]

Ah, i see

I still have to go rewrite an exam to get my red seal, basically just means you’re a journeyman in a trade

Been putting it off for years

[left glade]

i dont get right?

its bad in my build

i can make more score

but its a risk

can this give me a canio

[tranquil oak]

Ofc it can

But it will be our lord and saviour chicot

[left glade]

the ante 8 can not be a plant

but, i think with the brainstorm, blueprint, hanging chad, and a one photo

i win

[tranquil oak]

Risk it for the biscuit bud

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

So, Chicot or Yorick?

[left glade]

ITS A PERKEO

I HATE HTIS GAME

[tranquil oak]

Rip

[left glade]

but my score its 2m, i can beat ante 8

but its sad

[tranquil oak]

Aren’t they all only like 400-600k range except violet?

Easily over that

[left glade]

its a violet, 1,2m

[tranquil oak]

Still shouldn’t be an issue

I like verdent the most, it’s funny still nuking it without selling anything

[left glade]

yeah, more one gold stake

my second gold stak

[tranquil oak]

Nice, what deck was it?

[timid cloak]

You should be using your brainstorm on the chad unless you have red seal

[tranquil oak]

Oh, checkered

[timid cloak]

Wait no im wrong

[fading epoch]

Hello
Does anyone like playing with the black deck

[tranquil oak]

Checkered was my first gold stake, only gained 1 gold sticker from clearing it

[left glade]

a canio 😭 😭

[tranquil oak]

Masochists do

[left glade]

i need a canio

[left glade]

my first gold is ghost deck

[fading epoch]

Thank you

[tranquil oak]

I just cleared gold stake on it yesterday for my 4th

Or might’ve been sunday

Did checkered, plasma, abandoned and ghost

Working on anaglyph

[left glade]

i never played with plasma

and i never played with abandoned

[tranquil oak]

It’s easily cheeseable with a lot of chip jokers

[vernal sedge]

i used to have hoop dreams until i found out there were OTHER ways to SCORE

[tranquil oak]

You literally do not need x mult or + mult if you have sufficient chips

Showman alone clears everything up to ante 4 from the +250 chips on plasma deck

[left glade]

perkeo is not so bad 🔥

[tranquil oak]

Was it nat negative or did you ecto?

[left glade]

ecto

but i have paint brush

[tranquil oak]

Good move

[left glade]

232m

[tranquil oak]

K, time to troll myself by picking up an eternal pareidolia going into the mark, I don’t need to know the cards I’m playing

[left glade]

i love glass cards

[tranquil oak]

I’m a bit of a degen gambler so lucky cards are my favourite

[final delta]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tranquil oak]

Smeared Joker puttin in work

Love to see it

[final delta]

exactly exactly he's the only reason tje run is alive

[tranquil oak]

My mind was blown when I realized how well Smeared Joker pairs with Castle ngl

Used to sleep on him but that synergy made me a believer

Toss in a baseball card and that’s a fun run right there

[light marsh]

risk it bro

golden sticker on a legendary is so worth it

[tranquil oak]

They did, it was Perkeo

They’re also playing on white stake

[left glade]

balatro

[tranquil oak]

Oh, nvm

[light marsh]

really?

[tranquil oak]

2 different runs got posted

[light marsh]

It looks like gold stake to me

oh ok

[tranquil oak]

The one with smeared was white

Was getting them mixed up mb

[light marsh]

all good g

[tranquil oak]

That’s a peak lineup though, might have to say goodbye to fib and trading card to double up on the duo or throwback

One of the rare times Judgement gives a good card in trading card

[dull anchor]

Hi

[tranquil oak]

Sup bud

[left glade]

and this was my second gold stake

now, lets go anaglyph

[blissful palm]

balala

[dull anchor]

Hola

[tranquil oak]

Man I feel like whenever I get a gold stake clear it’s with some kind of whacky lineup that shouldn’t work but somehow gets the job done

Never an actual good setup

[light marsh]

200 hours 10 decks gold staked how and this is my joker line up

how basic am I bro 😭

[tranquil oak]

I have spare trousers in 1st, chad in 2nd, blueprint and brainstorm 4th and 5th, ride the bus in 6 and photo in 7th

[left glade]

triboulet?

[tranquil oak]

Chad is good even without photo

[light marsh]

holy shit you get spare trousers a lot such a good joker

[tranquil oak]

I play runner and fib a lot too

[left glade]

yeah

glass cards

[tranquil oak]

And card sharp

[light marsh]

legendary in your lineup is crazy ngl

you run a naneinf run or smthing

[tranquil oak]

Card sharp imo is the 2nd best x3 mult joker, yes it has some flaws but it’s very easy to activate

[left glade]

no, its just the time i got a four triboulet in the same run

[tranquil oak]

Easier than blackboard

[left glade]

hanging chad with lucky cat is good too

because the lucky cards

[light marsh]

they are both really good if you run pairs a lot

[slim junco]

I dont even have chad there wtf

[tranquil oak]

I pick up dice a lot too

Oops

[light marsh]

blackboard is so easy to activate with high card and pairs

[left glade]

I BEAT MY SECOND GOLD STAKE

[slim junco]

Good shit

[light marsh]

photo without chad 😭 what a sad day

[woeful turret]

ok ive learned one thing

pairs are absolutely broken

[slim junco]

Thats my mobile account though

My pc account stats def have chad

[light marsh]

my most played hand they work too well with every joker 😂

nebula deck and pairs are a goated duo

[left glade]

...

LETS GO 7000

[woeful turret]

cause i just won a run with nebula,hallucination,swash buckler,egg,and the tarot joker

[slim junco]

6000 flushes is crazy

[tranquil oak]

[woeful turret]

it was basically three infinite scaling jokers.

[slim junco]

Your win streak bro omg

2????

[tranquil oak]

Throwback sure loving those investments

[left glade]

😭

i reset a lot of runs

[light marsh]

6k flushes god damn

[slim junco]

Yeah dont do that 😭

[woeful turret]

isnt flush one of thee worst hands to run

[light marsh]

what stake is this damn no x mult??

[left glade]

if my first shop is not good

i press r

[slim junco]

There is no such a thing as that

[slim junco]

Wild

[woeful turret]

yeah well im trying to win i still need cards for higher stake

i swapped out hallucination for photo later

[timid cloak]

Were the same except i play less flushes

[left glade]

now i going to gold stake on anaglyph

[slim junco]

I've put an effort to try to win multiple times in a row

I once won every deck in a row

[light marsh]

oh ok thats fine

[timid cloak]

I mean i could get a pretty big winstreak if I just tried to do 8 ante white stake

[slim junco]

It was a really fun challenge

[left glade]

anaglyph is a basic gameplay

get double tags

get a negative tag

have inifinite jokers

[slim junco]

No!

[left glade]

no?

[slim junco]

You skip if you need to

If you dont need to dont skip!

[left glade]

but the double tag

[timid cloak]

Only skip for investment tag or idol

And investment tag is only ante one

[final delta]

MY FIRST UNSEEDED NANEINF LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[slim junco]

Noice

[timid cloak]

Negative tag is good for endless in very certain circumstances

[slim junco]

Yeah

[timid cloak]

I didnt know you could even do it that early

[left glade]

castle best chips jokers

joker

🔥

[tranquil oak]

We’re almost twins with flushes, I’m at 3046

[slim junco]

With perkeo you can naneinf non endless

[tranquil oak]

Wee joker can get like +120 chips though with a five of a kinds 2

[left glade]

i beat the gold stake on checkered with perkeo

[left glade]

wee jokero is situational

joker

[timid cloak]

WHAT

[tranquil oak]

Any situation

[final delta]

If you want the seed it's AK25WAB2

take small blind skip for perkeo and emperor for temp and then big blind shop has a blueprint in the baffoon pack

[final delta]

u can naneinf ante 4

[left glade]

you really Need dna

to be good

[timid cloak]

Holy carp

[slim junco]

It takes very very little crypts to naneinf on plasma, if you get insanely lucky its possible

[left glade]

i love hieroglyph

[final delta]

btw this also may do observatory bc u get ante 9

[left glade]

plasma is the only the deck its possible nanaeinf?

[tranquil oak]

I mean if you really wanna go deeper into endless with a 2s build you’d want a polychrome one

[slim junco]

Yeah but thats with a set seed

[tranquil oak]

Nope, it’s just easier on it

[final delta]

na any deck is possible

[tranquil oak]

But it has been done on other decks

[slim junco]

You can naneinf on any deck

Plasma is just a lot easier

[left glade]

the gift card is very good

you can get a lot of moeny

with temperance

[slim junco]

Yeah thats what it does

[reef escarp]

i think horses would be good balatro players 🤔

[timid cloak]

If you have 5 perkeos then you dont need it

[reef escarp]

how about 6 perkeos? 😔

[woeful turret]

also does anyone have any tips for black deck

[timid cloak]

Overkill temperance value

+10 style points

[left glade]

shortcut negative

is a good joker

[timid cloak]

It helps with restoring your max health but just parry

[slim junco]

Any negative is cool

Well maybe not madness or marble

[reef escarp]

i dont like the look of negative runner 🫠

[timid cloak]

One time i got a nat negative credit card from riff raff

[slim junco]

Neat

[timid cloak]

And another time I got a nat negative stencil from the shop

[slim junco]

Extra neat

[timid cloak]

And one time I cleaned the house

Super neat

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAJAJAJAJAJJAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[slim junco]

Love to see it

I dont remember getting cool negatives

[left glade]

i think i need a temperance

[timid cloak]

There's a video by orangE where he found a seed with nat negative baron mime blueprint so he could naneinf without legendaries without plasma deck

[slim junco]

Damn

Thats cool

[timid cloak]

I think he also made it to ante 39

[slim junco]

Doc has a similar run

[pale haven]

Hi

[timid cloak]

Are there any runs doc hasn't done

[slim junco]

He restarted until he found a nat negative brainstorm shop 1 and got naneinf with no legendaries

[left glade]

anaglyph 🔥

[slim junco]

Was on plasma deck though

[nova shore]

no mods :c?????

[slim junco]

With a negative skip he managed to snag a negative mime on ante 37 or something

[left glade]

i'm trying the c+ 😭

[nova shore]

what is that

[slim junco]

Was really damn cool

[left glade]

beat gold stake

with all decks

[nova shore]

ah

[timid cloak]

Yeah, the guy im talking about scouted the seed though

[slim junco]

Ah I see

Thats cool

But I guess I prefer doc's run then since its unseeded and no brainstorm mod

[left glade]

i lost

😭

i hate needle

so much

[timid cloak]

Plasma deck squares your score so I doubt anyone's gonna do it unseeded without plasma or legendaries

[timid cloak]

More proof burger is the goat

[left glade]

playing on bluestake- is chilling

[slim junco]

Yeah that sounds really rough

I do think its possible but it would really boring

[left glade]

i have 3 discards and not have any eternal rental or perishable joker??

this dont make sense

[timid cloak]

Yeah any stake before black stake is just white stake

[slim junco]

The strat probably would be to use bean glitch and farm a shit ton on money with parking, then reroll A LOT into natural negatives

Which sounds so unfun

[left glade]

i like eternal joekrs

because he makes my ankh

better

[timid cloak]

Bean glitch??!?!?!?!???!?!? More hand size glorches?!??!?!

[slim junco]

Well lol

We're talking no plasma no legendaries

[tranquil oak]

Throwback my beloved carried that last run once again

X4 mult

[timid cloak]

I think he said he wouldnt do glitches

[tranquil oak]

[slim junco]

Doc does glitches

[timid cloak]

But unseeded is way different

[tranquil oak]

Imagine not skipping blinds

[timid cloak]

Litterally every skip tag is worse than just playing the blind

[slim junco]

The video he posted today ends with him randomly doing bean glitch just because he randomly got a bean and crimson heart and the debuff landing on the bean

[left glade]

imagine a perkeo, gift card negative, blueprint brainstorm and temperance

[tranquil oak]

3 investment tags in 1 payout

[left glade]

4 investments tags

in 1 payout

[tranquil oak]

But yes I should have played the blind instead

[slim junco]

Stonks

[timid cloak]

Unless that was cola its not a good idea

[tranquil oak]

It’s anaglyph and I have throwback, it was in fact the genius move

[timid cloak]

Skipping 4 levels you could have made that much with hermy or econ jokers and you could have seen so many more

[left glade]

i think pareidolia have a good synergis

the only problem

of pareidolia

is plant

[slim junco]

Get planted

[shy dove]

not really

[tranquil oak]

I didn’t struggle one bit to clear the run while skipping the majority of the blinds, still leveled my pairs pretty well

[timid cloak]

Then that's skipping one blind for 3 skip tags so that's not accurate

[left glade]

for example, imagine pareidolia in this situation with a AJ ?

[tranquil oak]

I didn’t skip anything on one of the antes so I had 2 double up tags

[shy dove]

most of the things youd care about either can be achieved easily or with minimal deckfixing or are more concerned with the specific rank of the card than with it specifically being a face card

[left glade]

is just have money

[slim junco]

I find it cute you call ancient joker AJ

[left glade]

and a luchador

[tranquil oak]

But most antes I skipped straight to boss or maybe played 1 blind

[shy dove]

im gaming with this without the pareidolia lol

aj + retriggers is just already good

[timid cloak]

There are a lot of ways to win the game but it would absolutely be easier if you didn't skip

[slim junco]

Sometimes you wanna go a little crazy

A little stoopid

[left glade]

the most more or less jokers is the jokers that give a xmult if you play a specific hand

he not so good

but not so bad

[timid cloak]

If you saved your anaglyphs for one investment tag or negative tag or that one double money tag it would have made you rich or had like 20 jokers which would give temperance value

[shy dove]

theyre honestly great

[tranquil oak]

And I get that, when I don’t have throwback or am not playing anaglyph I don’t skip often

[shy dove]

xmult in general is superb especially those during joker scoring

[slim junco]

Duo is peak

[tranquil oak]

Though I always gamble on negative tags ngl

Can’t help myself

[shy dove]

duo and trio are peak

[slim junco]

A lot of hands contain a pair if you think about it

[shy dove]

im tempted to say trio is better honestly

[tranquil oak]

Pretty much anything outside of a straight can contain a pair

[slim junco]

Oh yeah trio is great too but I'm always playing pairs..

[timid cloak]

Straight can contain a pair with 4 fingers

[left glade]

3 HANDS MISSING

[slim junco]

But now you're wasting a joker slot

[shy dove]

high card...

[tranquil oak]

I prefer shortcut for utility jokers

[tranquil oak]

I didn’t say that cus i thought it would be pretty obvious

You are playing just 1 card, how can it contain a pair?

[shy dove]

me too but the trio is a sign to stop playing pairs

[slim junco]

Maybe

[shy dove]

and the pair -> 3oak pivot is, imo, one of the easiest in the game

[slim junco]

I dont see it very often

[timid cloak]

Stone card and vampire

[tranquil oak]

Ig you could play 5 cards and still be only high card

[left glade]

and with this hand, i have 6000 flushs played

[slim junco]

That is a ludicrous anount of flushes dude

[tranquil oak]

Skip your way to victory

[shy dove]

strength a little death a little

[tranquil oak]

[slim junco]

Like really you gotta branch out

[shy dove]

bam

take a couple venuses

[nova shore]

why you have pareidolia?

[timid cloak]

Move the tribe to the right of the paredolia for the holographic

[shy dove]

but honestly i already take speculative venuses

[left glade]

because i love pareidolia

and hes holographic

[tranquil oak]

Skipping when you have rocket is definitely very counterintuitive though

[tranquil oak]

That is a time I would refrain from it

[slim junco]

10 mult is 10 mult

[timid cloak]

Its based off of the boss blind and you cant skip it

[tranquil oak]

Best I can offer is +4

[tranquil oak]

Ik, but it still pays out every blind

[left glade]

all time i see a eternal jimbo

i buy

[tranquil oak]

One of the best econ jokers later on

[nova shore]

@left glade i forgot to tell you, penumbra its for music

[left glade]

because, not needs any reason

[left glade]

i play with listening queen

[timid cloak]

So does interest which is why you SHOULDNT SKIP BLINDS

[left glade]

i dont need any music

[tranquil oak]

Like I said, I normally don’t but I’m playing anaglyph

I like to gamble on negative tags

[nova shore]

thats why you lose so many games

[tranquil oak]

I’m not saying that’s the most optimal way to play, but it’s how I enjoy playing

[left glade]

photograph the BEST common card

[slim junco]

No??

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff >

[timid cloak]

Its just bad unless you have chad

[slim junco]

Chad is the best common, which is why its being nerfed to uncommon

[tranquil oak]

I don’t speak spanish

[left glade]

i dont like riff raf

[timid cloak]

Chad and cavendish are the best commons

[nova shore]

cavendish is common???

[timid cloak]

Yeah

[slim junco]

Yes

[tranquil oak]

It always pays for itself, can spawn some crazy good jokers

Can spawn gros michel then cavendish after it goes extinct

[nova shore]

riff raff is free money

[tranquil oak]

Can spawn photo and chad

[slim junco]

It can spawn a photo
It can spawn a chad
Maybe even a photochad

[timid cloak]

Its econ and more shop rerolls at the same time

[tranquil oak]

Literally

[left glade]

but needs two slots

[tranquil oak]

I mean it’s meant for early value

Later on it does suck yes

[nova shore]

thats why it is common, so you can take it early in the run

[slim junco]

Yeah

You upgrade it for uncommon jokers later

[tranquil oak]

I wish I saw Baseball Card more

Fun to do a spare trousers baseball card run once in a while

[timid cloak]

Can't wait until they add rifff rafff which is riff raff but you have to feed it 5 jokers before it starts working and it can spawn any joker

[nova shore]

ok i will mod that

[left glade]

i love photo

[timid cloak]

Credit me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tranquil oak]

I was playing the On a Knifes Edge challenge, got a polychrome riff raff from a skip and still managed to fumble the bag on the run

[wraith wharf]

Premium photo runs are the peak of the fun

[tranquil oak]

Still cleared it later

[nova shore]

[wraith wharf]

Last one I had

[timid cloak]

Each one is giving less mult than cavendish would and if one of them was gone for a chad it would be better

[left glade]

NOT IS LA PLANTA

IS THE NEEDLE

😭

[slim junco]

One can have too many photos

[tranquil oak]

I hate ceremonial knife (ik it can actually be solid but I just don’t like it)

Madness funnier

[left glade]

all times i see a photo

[timid cloak]

Knife sucks ass

[left glade]

my mind turn in; I NEED ANKH

I NEED ANKH

[wraith wharf]

I find it cool how the most fun runs for me are the Basic +chips, +mult and xmult

Nothing beats those

Like

[slim junco]

Yeah for sure

[vague pilot]

what kind of run should i do

[atomic valley]

Hey guys, did you guys get to push this or did you do it unlocking step by step?

[vague pilot]

you grind

until your dopamine sensors become jimbo

[slim junco]

I remember someone getting a square joker, a supernova and a stencil really early on on goldstake, and that was the entire build lmao

[wraith wharf]

That

That is fun

[slim junco]

Yea

[tranquil oak]

Is just 2 eternal madness fun or is it madness?

[wraith wharf]

Madness for sure

[tranquil oak]

[vague pilot]

why not both?

[sonic field]

Profile 1 is for grinding and profile 2(unlock all) is for seeded runs lol

[left glade]

i lost

because i dont get

the chad

[slim junco]

Madness for fun?

[timid cloak]

I like builds that aren't dependent on your hands but also i like scoring a lot

[slim junco]

Or fun for madness?

[wraith wharf]

In this run

I kid you not

[tranquil oak]

Madness and fun are right next to each other in the dictionary

[vague pilot]

what deck should i do though?

[wraith wharf]

I got to ante 10 and didnt get a SINGLE chad

[left glade]

madness just need only thing
eternal photochad

[tranquil oak]

Anaglyph

[vague pilot]

any is fine im sleep deprived

[wraith wharf]

So I feel this

[sonic field]

I like lucku cards

[vague pilot]

not anaglyph

[sonic field]

Lucky*

[tranquil oak]

Painted then

[vague pilot]

ight

[tranquil oak]

Zodiac also gucci

[left glade]

i hate painted

[vague pilot]

the reason why not anaglyph is bc its based

[left glade]

i just play in painted

to invis

why the reason of the stone joker never appears for me?

i unlocked he

[slim junco]

Painted might be my favorite deck

[tranquil oak]

Anaglyph lets us do what we’re not supposed to without feeling guilt

[vague pilot]

im willing to die on this hill that anaglyph is based

[wraith wharf]

The time I got my first painted ein hoping for invis I got a negative on the last round and didnt notice it

[vague pilot]

like dont skip

[rustic ice]

WHAT

[timid cloak]

Im gonna try that one win on every deck in a row thing

[vague pilot]

dont

you will becme jimbo

[wraith wharf]

You need to have Stones in your deck

[slim junco]

Y'all dont need 5 jokers slots!!!

[tranquil oak]

Leave black for last

[slim junco]

4 is plenty

[rustic ice]

You’re right I need 9

[slim junco]

And the extra handsize is so nice

[sonic field]

I need atleast 4 oops all 6's or I'm not playing

[vague pilot]

you are insane

[left glade]

i like the glass joker

[vague pilot]

never seen it

[timid cloak]

If you like troubador then painted deck is good

[tranquil oak]

For me it’s triple polychrome hack

[left glade]

he only needs a triple oops all six and a perkeo with a justice in consumable slot

[tranquil oak]

For wee joker growing

[slim junco]

Ofc I do

[wraith wharf]

Lets see

Blueprint, brainstorm, baron, mime, rebate and golden ticket

[wraith wharf]

THATS SIX

SIX!!!

[slim junco]

Use ecto then

OR

[vague pilot]

when we get wee joker we see our wee get bigger

[slim junco]

If you need six jokers slots that bad

[rustic ice]

Why golden ticket

[wraith wharf]

These are just urban legends at this point

[sonic field]

I get ecto once every 5 runs

[slim junco]

I have the perfect deck for you lmao

[wraith wharf]

Muhnee

[timid cloak]

Why do you need ticket and rebate

[wraith wharf]

[timid cloak]

Why do you need ticket for a high card run

[tranquil oak]

Wee joker must be from Dublin or somethin

[sonic field]

Bevause money

[vague pilot]

ticket is kinda mid

[wraith wharf]

Oh yeah I forgot the burglar

[vague pilot]

rebate is for like a deck with one of something

[wraith wharf]

7 SLOTS

[timid cloak]

Ticket is very good but not for baron mime

[rustic ice]

Ticket is fire just not with baron

[vague pilot]

agreed

[wraith wharf]

Even with baron, but like for VERY high score runs

Dont yall see when doc gets 3 bajillion dollars?

[vague pilot]

doc?

[slim junco]

Doc makes anything work

[vague pilot]

whats doc

[timid cloak]

Its gonna be like 12 dollars rebate would give more

[sonic field]

Me when early game rocket

[wraith wharf]

That explains it

[slim junco]

True

[vague pilot]

please tell me

[timid cloak]

Drspectred

The best balala player

[tranquil oak]

The only econ joker I have gold sticker on is rough gem

[rustic ice]

Doc is balatro final boss

[vague pilot]

oooooooooh

[slim junco]

Hes my goat

[vague pilot]

nvm i know now

i just watch roffle

[rustic ice]

Calculating everything

[wraith wharf]

Didnt explain it 😔

[vague pilot]

to roffle my buns for balatro

[slim junco]

Roffle's content is good too, I like his humor

[rustic ice]

Isn’t he like a real math doctor irl too?

[vague pilot]

wait what

[wraith wharf]

He once was

[vague pilot]

never knew the lore

[nova shore]

math doctor???

[tranquil oak]

Taught at a university or something

[wraith wharf]

Math university

[vague pilot]

mathmatician

[nova shore]

oh that type of doctor

[vague pilot]

yes

[nova shore]

yea could be

[vague pilot]

NOT METH TEACHER, MATH TEACHER