🎙・server-chat

[dry briar]

[slim junco]

Okay that didn't take an hour

[dark basin]

The plant is ez

[sonic field]

lucky cat runs are so fun i want to come across one again

[sonic field]

depends on your build

[short widget]

Why the game is called balatro

[slim junco]

@sonic field if you have glass, no glass or red seal glass, you still copy one of each
In all 3 cases that's most optimal

[dark basin]

Top 3 resons why we all lose a run
1: Bad luck at discard
2: A boss than counters perfectly ur build

3:bad luck at jokers

[dry briar]

search from localthunk messages

he has probably said why

but not sure

[short widget]

Please, any expert could answer this question? Ok?

[sonic field]

4: all 3

[dry briar]

5: nan

[dark basin]

Balatro is jester in latin

[dry briar]

yes

but that doesnt mean that named it for that reason

[dark basin]

That could be a reason

[dry briar]

i mean he could

but not sure

im not him

[dark basin]

Imagine having eternal pareidollia and next boss is the plant

[dry briar]

mad world run

[dark basin]

I once tried to make an aces build but lost on ante 5

[spice grove]

Chad is optimal right

[dry briar]

what is that first joker

[hot ivy]

RASTA

[dry briar]

if you use photo i would recommend putting blueprint on the chad

[sonic field]

do i take it instead of idol

[hot ivy]

Take it, your idol ain't hitting anyways

Focus on blood stone considering you don't have oops

[dry briar]

real

[hot ivy]

Retriggers is the name of the game

[dry briar]

real

[slim junco]

Blueprint the hanging chad not the photograph as well

Goddamn that’s 7 repeats 😭

[hot ivy]

No???

[slim junco]

No

Its photo

I've done so many of these exact calculations today oh my lord

[hot ivy]

Retriggers come before triggered xmult

Unless there are more retriggers

[neon wren]

uncommon jokers are about to get as rares, is score still comfortable enough to survive with just sock? ...actually no, deck is not getting cleaned up too fast so you can just use idol 😦

[sonic field]

2nd time in ante 13 looks like im losing

nevermind

okay so i just need to get 1 glass card to get to e11

[slim junco]

Alright I did more math

The pattern is always bias towards photo, maybe obvious in hindsight but I wanted to confirm
So have your copies of photo and chad be equal in number (glass counts as photo!!) And if you have an odd number of em bias goes for the photo

And now I realize sock and buskin exists which might change everything, alright I'm out

[sonic field]

so its in the correct order?

[slim junco]

Who fucking knows 🥺

[sonic field]

lol

[balmy yacht]

Do we take the second soul

[slim junco]

Yea

[balmy yacht]

I swear I've used all my soul luck this week, already saw two in the golden needle challenge

[slim junco]

Rental rocket is kinda stinky

[balmy yacht]

But I need that cash money, plus it pays for itself now

[slim junco]

Rebate is better

Get a blue joker to copy your rebate

[sonic field]

first time on ante 14 lol

e11

[balmy yacht]

It's chicot.

[sonic field]

reset

if you want

[atomic valley]

I bought the balatro, I hope it will be good for my life.

[sonic field]

ah gg unless my jokers ae in the wrong place?

[molten horizon]

You will be condemned with gambling addiction

[remote sparrow]

abt to discard 'em, but decided not to

[dry briar]

is that mobile

[slim junco]

Ship it

[atomic valley]

Don't tell me that bro

[slim junco]

Have fun

[spice grove]

Turtle bean

[dry briar]

[spice grove]

Verdant leaf featured

[hot ivy]

You will be nuked by 50 jokers

[slim junco]

All cards disabled until one turtle sold

[molten horizon]

If it didn't come out, you just exit the application and come back, like ""going back to the past"" in quotes 🦸

[spice grove]

We discarded the turtle

[sonic field]

ah e11 close enough

[slim junco]

Oh no

[spice grove]

It wasnt ours it just showed up in our backyard we dont know how

[molten horizon]

(Only works on Phones)

[slim junco]

x100 off

[sonic field]

close enough

[remote sparrow]

GYATTTTTTTT

[slim junco]

Its a decent bit

[sonic field]

looks close enough

[molten horizon]

Bad printing can be complete (skibidi)or the most useful thing

I hate him and love him at the same time.

[slim junco]

e numbers are deceiving

[sonic field]

yeah

[slim junco]

I remember playing adventure capitalist and there was an upgrade in the game that finally made it sink in for me how absurd those numbers can be

It was something like "make all future upgrades cost 99.99999999% less" and it barely did anything

So silly

[sonic field]

lol

[balmy yacht]

CHICOT SWEEP 🔥 🔥 🔥

[slim junco]

Surely it wasnt the perkeo doing the heavy lifting

[craggy thicket]

I'm not getting out of this

[fiery yew]

people unfunny balatro

[final delta]

hello

[bleak carbon]

im salavating

[strange meadow]

is it cheating to play a hand n then back out to the menu to get a replay

like with the mark, all my face cards are down rn

if i click a king instead of a queen n back out is that "cheating"

the game lets me do it, mind

[vale fog]

if the game lets you do it then it's fair game imo
there are ways to prevent you from save scum and if the game doesn't do it then it's their fault not ours

[strange meadow]

fair enough

[vale fog]

moreover it's a singleplayer game so who cares if you cheat

[jolly talon]

Do you all have those runs that feels so awful to play and yet somehow survive longer than you thought?

[torpid quest]

Flashbang warning

[quartz pollen]

I hope balatro fans like kitty

[edgy heath]

omg kitty

youre getting planted.

[vale glacier]

lowkey been playing balatro, its pretty much fortnite but worse

[fiery flower]

game mentioned

[strange meadow]

hey so i got smods but i havent actually downloaded any mods yet

will that still block me from getting achievements

[urban pawn]

Bait used to be belieeabpe…

[edgy heath]

belieeabpe indeed

[dusty cape]

Any Spanish speaking folks here?

[waxen skiff]

its all jacks

[jolly talon]

Why the hell do I keep getting CANIO WHEN THERE'S A SOUL CARDD

PLEASE GAME

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

LET ME UNLOCK TRIB OR RICK

[dry briar]

maybe you need to master canio

to have fun with the easier ones

[naive osprey]

dis has been 1 of my fav builds to play with

[winged inlet]

cant complain

one of my best unseeded runs

[waxen skiff]

give me that run luck king

[winged inlet]

want the seed

[waxen skiff]

yeah

i had that same runb ut the plant

:(

[winged inlet]

when i win i will give it to you

[waxen skiff]

BX77YB54 here's my face card run

[waxen skiff]

alr 👍

[jolly talon]

I literally get it at such inconvenient times

[winged inlet]

88m lol

[jolly talon]

Plant moment

[winged inlet]

it gets golden ticket with midas mask at one point

with bp bs

infinite mone

y

[jolly talon]

Vamp....

[waxen skiff]

there's a photograph and a brainstorm after defeating small blind ante 1

choose the booster packs

[waxen skiff]

first bufoon then spectral

[winged inlet]

2 billion on boss blind!!!

unseeded!!

thats my pb

2G4Q563N

[dry briar]

thats why

you gotta master it first

[waxen skiff]

there's a "the plant"

[winged inlet]

oops

wrong format

[waxen skiff]

nic

[jolly talon]

And then hold on to a useless canio unless I get lucky at getting either trading card or hanged man

[dry briar]

glass

pareidolia

[waxen skiff]

is blueprint a requirement-obtainable joker or

i just cant find a blueprint

[dry briar]

i think so

i know brainstorm is

[waxen skiff]

fuck

what do i need to do

[winged inlet]

win a run

[waxen skiff]

shit

[dry briar]

bro wasnt wont yet

(?

[marble monolith]

i love balatro

[winged inlet]

you havent won?

[winged inlet]

real

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[waxen skiff]

no :(

[winged inlet]

rate my unseeded run @tropic shore

[marble monolith]

im hearing balatro ost in my sleep

[jolly talon]

Moment I need a glass to break for that is when the chances become 99% less likely to break

[magic swan]

https://youtu.be/DtcM_MimKig?si=Fuf9gF2KcQ1WYGj_

[dry briar]

real

happens so much

[winged inlet]

midas mask

[dry briar]

but i still like canio

[winged inlet]

golden ticket

[dry briar]

thats 2

[magic swan]

thats two

[winged inlet]

just midas mask

[magic swan]

one only

[winged inlet]

or just golden ticket

[dry briar]

i mean golden ticket is better but

it needs retriggers

[winged inlet]

i find them more useful than mail in

its still like 20$ per hand

[dry briar]

discards gives more money per card

[magic swan]

and its copyable

[winged inlet]

its not as much rng

[magic swan]

3 mails

[winged inlet]

3 tickets

[dry briar]

very true

[magic swan]

how about trading card

[winged inlet]

its good

[dry briar]

works once per round

[winged inlet]

but what if you dont want to delete things

[dry briar]

not good as any of the other jokers

[neon wren]

why not both?

[tropic shore]

do you mean like out of ten?

[dry briar]

if you used the jokers on hanging chad you would have gotten higher score

[winged inlet]

ill try it im still in the run

[winged inlet]

yeah

[strange meadow]

the dreaded photochad

i was praying for a photgraph for ages in my last run i had such a good setup

i still won but just a photo wouldve carried

[dry briar]

real

[winged inlet]

its a little higher

[tropic shore]

i mean i see no reason to give it less that a 9 really. the only thing i could do is add more steel cards i dont know what you entire deck looks like

[winged inlet]

yeah

[winged inlet]

its all gold

[tropic shore]

oohhhh

i mean you wanna transition to steel eventually but makes sense makes sense

cool run

[winged inlet]

thanks

[dry briar]

ye

[tropic shore]

im also not an expert or even very good at the game so take it with a grain of salt but yeah

i like photo chad runs

[waxen skiff]

THIS IS LITERALLY ANTE 4

or 3

i dunno

[tropic shore]

whats the setup twin

[dry briar]

thats ante +1

[winged inlet]

thats pretty good

[strange meadow]

i was gonna post the "yknow what that means" gif but ig gifs are blocked sorry

[waxen skiff]

a jimbo ❤️

[honest canopy]

Jimbo carrying

[strange meadow]

hell yeah

[tropic shore]

lowkey run is dead without jimbo

[strange meadow]

the last run i had i found like a chad, blueprint, and brainstorm in like the first three antes

[honest canopy]

Also technically copying Photo would be better 😬

[strange meadow]

i even found a face card

[waxen skiff]

i think switching photograph with chad is better

since you can get a shit ton of xmult

[strange meadow]

wouldnt it be about the same?

[waxen skiff]

THAT WAS A SINGLE FUCKING QUEEN

[strange meadow]

wait

no yeah 5 vs 6 nvm

[honest canopy]

Yeah getting the one extra xMult is better than the extra chips from Scary Face

[waxen skiff]

i didnt discard once
and that was a single jack

[strange meadow]

photochad is iconic for a reason

reason being it is simultaneously really good and not hard to get

hell riff-raff'd give you one given enough waiting

[waxen skiff]

hrmmst

do i gett or do i skipp

[strange meadow]

skip

green joker is kinda buns

well actually jimbo is outclassed by it eventually

prob best to save your cash though

youre blasting thru rn keep what you can n get what you need later i think

[waxen skiff]

also in this run that i got yesterday (im using its seed) there's a negative fibonacci

[waxen skiff]

(its this run)

but there's the plant on ante 5

[strange meadow]

negative fib is awesome

plus if ur going for distance probably best to get the plant before ante 8

[slim junco]

FUCK

[strange meadow]

altho i spose ur build is a lil lacking to support not face cards rn

[waxen skiff]

missed by a hair

[strange meadow]

hate when that happens

[slim junco]

not reddit mcwholesomechungus

[waxen skiff]

too late im already on the plant

[strange meadow]

@viscid shale HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[waxen skiff]

these cards are not gonna make me survive 💔

[strange meadow]

"i've found you, faker!"

[near yew]

Balalers am i cooking

[waxen skiff]

here's the seed

[strange meadow]

this might have some sauce

[near yew]

shouldve copied Photo smh…

[strange meadow]

perkeo by ante 3 is nuts

[waxen skiff]

ITS THE PLANT

FACE CARDS ARE DEBUFFED

ARE YOU STUPI

[near yew]

hieroglyph

[waxen skiff]

oh wait thats ragebait

fuck i fell for it

[strange meadow]

[near yew]

the rage bait worked char

[strange meadow]

congrats

[waxen skiff]

fuck im stupid

💔

[strange meadow]

why is this not named jimbo

are there multiple jimbos

[strange meadow]

chat can we ping localthunk about this we must know

[near yew]

the plant

[near yew]

localthunk is my top goat

[strange meadow]

i DEMAND restitution!!!

i would like jimbo to be called jimbo

[near yew]

mf used to drive a zamboni you cant get better than that

[strange meadow]

seems like a very chill guy actually yea

[near yew]

he is i love conversing with him

[waxen skiff]

imagine if jimbo joker got buffed and he would give x2048 mult

[strange meadow]

wow

[near yew]

guys when playing straight how do you fix your dexk

i always try to cut off low numbers but idk the optimal

[vivid island]

trim the low and high cards, and keep mostly the middle ranks.

[near yew]

um

😢

actually sad

SV9W4Z9X

genuinely disappointed

not one king

[nova shore]

YEAAAAAA

[near yew]

what

😭

i didn’t even get planted i just got fucked over lmao

i hate straights

[nova shore]

the plant harvest another victim

[near yew]

its counter intuitive

it shoudlve gave me face cards

[flint copper]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Good for you

[near yew]

so true

that’s enough balatro for today

[digital tusk]

im curious i'll try out the seed

[near yew]

carry on my legacy

preach words as they were my own

[digital tusk]

im so curious why did you take the arcana pack that early

[near yew]

wdym

i just spent ze money

saving money is fake and capitalism smh

vagabond propaganda

[timid cloak]

Dude i just had 2 photochad runs and a trib run lost to the plant RAHH

[fiery flower]

capitalism makes you rich

but so does investing

[fiery flower]

glass card

[near yew]

true

[timid cloak]

All of my glass cards were kings

[fiery flower]

all of your eggs in one basket

[timid cloak]

I had dna blueprint i was running flush 5 in the trib run and the photochad run

[digital tusk]

how did you end up on round 12 anyway

going fine so far

[near yew]

straight

i got telescope and also a planet card to perkeo

alongside hermit and brainstorm

and hieroglyph helped me a bit

im so so sad

curse you local thunk

[digital tusk]

oh hey!

[near yew]

there it is

[candid relic]

No money=bad at balatro ily pookie

[near yew]

local thunk You litte fricker You made a shit of piece with your trash balatro it’s fkin Bad this trash game I will become back my money I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker

[digital tusk]

im still so confused how you lost

[near yew]

i went for a high straight

as i always do

and the game gave me no king

[digital tusk]

b- but the answer is always pairs

[nova shore]

oh makes sense

[near yew]

i have genuinely zero idea how people play pairs

[nova shore]

wdym

[meager crow]

Choose two cards of the same rank and press play

[nova shore]

its easy play pair or pairs than straight

[random bobcat]

bro just lock in next time.

[digital tusk]

even a pair of 2's is getting me 7k and drivers license isn't up nor is brainstorm being used

[near yew]

yes but you started playing pairs

i was using straights from the first shop

😢

[nova shore]

why

[digital tusk]

unless painted or ancient deck or shortcut generally don't play straights

[near yew]

because straight joker +12

funny

it gave me enough points

[near yew]

and how do i get my points up with pairs

genuine question i actually don’t know how people do it

[nova shore]

straight's are the one of the most hard hands to play

[digital tusk]

you've got supernova! scaling is good enough

try play 3-4 pairs a round

[near yew]

yeah true

but i need to find it

idk next time if i find early scaling joker ill try

[near yew]

yes

but i had the joker

so big numbers

[nova shore]

you should search for square joker, to play pairs

[candid relic]

I hope are ur negative jokers are spare trousers

[digital tusk]

also jsust a few mercury cards help a lot

[random bobcat]

thanks bro 🙏 mind pulling another chicot out of your souls?

[near yew]

first legendary joker in month and i lose game on bs😞

not bs

just unluck

[candid relic]

Ayy how’s that all face cards are debuffed treating ya?

[near yew]

plant has nothing to do with it stop😭

[random bobcat]

dw baby i got retcon 😍

[nova shore]

[candid relic]

Still gonna forget to reroll ❤️😘

[near yew]

please don’t copy the plant 😢

[nova shore]

XDDDDD

[near yew]

sigh

[nova shore]

and for you question that why people play pair

[near yew]

tume to balatro again

[nova shore]

the pair hand match with almost every joker

[near yew]

i guess its good for scaling

its just calling to me

[nova shore]

that too, for example if you had burned joker upgrading pair wouldt be difficult

[restive dawn]

Funny

[candid relic]

Took this seed to its limits fs

[nova shore]

you......

[random bobcat]

@candid relic maybe one day youll hit this high of a score 🙏 🤞

[timid cloak]

At Edmund mcmillan

[nova shore]

shhhh, he will hear to you

[candid relic]

Don’t worry lil bro you’ll beat gold stake one day

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[random bobcat]

damn thats huge Ws!! good shit bro

[restive dawn]

Should’ve sold mime and baron for brainstorms and blueprints

[candid relic]

Brainstorm copying blueprint copying brainstorm copying nothing the best strat fr

[crude marlin]

[candid relic]

Honestly talking shit is better than this

[restive dawn]

DNA would’ve got you over 24 with blueprint brainstorm

[random bobcat]

Sorry bro, just trying to be happy for you man.

[nova shore]

otro mas en español

[crude marlin]

no bro, soy gringo

[nova shore]

pruebas

[crude marlin]

listo

[near yew]

if nobody got me i know flush got me

[nova shore]

the plant can get you

[near yew]

never

[crude marlin]

gente ya vengo

me voy a balatrear

(bait)

[spring sphinx]

Guys how dahell do you win on black stake

Im drowning here

[nova shore]

playing

[spring sphinx]

I got lucky on green and now cant for the life of me do black

[digital tusk]

@near yewcan confirm is very winnable

[near yew]

yeah i assume so

i coukdved passed too if i played the 8

[spring sphinx]

Acorn is either the easiest or hardest boss blind depending on how you played

[near yew]

i dont doubt you can win it

[digital tusk]

idk how my jokers ended out i just made sure drivers license was at the end

lets check

[nova shore]

like, every boss??

[restive dawn]

Acorn pretty free

Just hold your flat mult joker before it flips them

[digital tusk]

yeah that worked out, boot is on +146 mult

[spring sphinx]

Omg genius

2 questions whats the boot and how do you unlock it

[digital tusk]

shame you basically need perkeo or both interest vouchers plus moon to make boot worth it

[nova shore]

• +2 mult for every $5 you have
• i forgot

[slim junco]

GUYS

WE MIGHT BE COOKING THIS TIME

[digital tusk]

its generally not considered a very good joker keep that in mind

[spring sphinx]

Biggest Boss blind hater:

[slim junco]

Gee whiz I hope I don’t get the plant

[digital tusk]

to unlock it you need two polychrome jokers at the same time

[nova shore]

no chicot??

[spring sphinx]

Okay

[digital tusk]

i'd say only worth using for fun on lower stakes

usually the money you have saved could get you better options

[slim junco]

I can’t get myself gang 🙏

[spring sphinx]

Well thats annoying

[nova shore]

get planted foolish

[slim junco]

You won’t believe this

[nova shore]

[slim junco]

I lost…

[nova shore]

another victim

[digital tusk]

seed?

[slim junco]

For me?

[digital tusk]

yeah

[slim junco]

Believe it or not

[digital tusk]

i must avenge the plant

[slim junco]

CHICOT

that’s the seed

[digital tusk]

😭

what stake?

its cut off sorry

[molten horizon]

Lmao

[slim junco]

White, ghost deck

[digital tusk]

ooh $25 start

[slim junco]

The one with the hex at start

[digital tusk]

first shop sucks omg

i guess im taking crafty joker

[nova shore]

the plant will never be defeated

[digital tusk]

i tend to not play face cards

[slim junco]

But when you have blueprint photochad you kinda have to

[near yew]

no shot

[slim junco]

Did you get me 🤭

[near yew]

honestly lets see

what do i sell

[slim junco]

Erosions weird ass

[nova shore]

5

[slim junco]

I hope you don’t get CANIO

[nova shore]

true

[near yew]

68+ erosion tho

🤔

[slim junco]

The baseball guy

[near yew]

hmmmm

you think?

[slim junco]

Yeah

[near yew]

canio

lol

[slim junco]

I HATE THAT GUY

[near yew]

honestly im fine

[near yew]

me too

but its mult

[nova shore]

XDDDDDDD

[near yew]

trib woukdve been so good

[slim junco]

And me 😔

[digital tusk]

i promise i will win without photochad

[slim junco]

You gotta give be the route tho

[near yew]

think im coomed

cooked

[slim junco]

It’s cause of that damn CANIO

[near yew]

im done with balatro man😭

two legendaries in the span of an hour

and nothing good

[slim junco]

I would never treat you like that

[near yew]

so true chicot… so true…

[slim junco]

I’m to only legendary you don’t have to deck build for

And I hate boss blinds

I’m pretty cool

[dry briar]

WHAT

[near yew]

shh

[digital tusk]

if you lose can i have the seed

[near yew]

typo

[near yew]

IGI5GANB

i feel bullied

honestly id tattoo tge design on my other leg

it looks so good

or something like that

[wanton steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1339433943279206461/1384423623737081877/image.png

finally did my first 3 run

and ofc the plant ended the run

ante 13 tho not bad

[slim junco]

I didn’t even get to win

[dry briar]

lmao

[wanton steeple]

The plant sucks

all my homies hate plant

[digital tusk]

why they social distancing

[slim junco]

Are you playing the seed?

[digital tusk]

yeah

[slim junco]

Pretty good

[digital tusk]

im going to NOT take the third ecto

i could still probably win i just want to do something different

[near yew]

do it

[dry briar]

how so many negatives

[slim junco]

Can I add you on switch

[near yew]

of course

the code is there for anyone

id love to

so you can judge all my wasted hours on stuff im not too proud of

[slim junco]

I’m snoopy

[near yew]

yes

[slim junco]

Gang, binding of Isaac can NEVER be that good

840 hours is diobolical

[near yew]

it is bro

im like 80% done

for dead god

im just stuck with bs

that i DONT wanna do

[heady portal]

mega f

[near yew]

like Tainted Blue Baby

i hate him

[heady portal]

me

[slim junco]

Bro…

[heady portal]

😢

[near yew]

he’s just bad design

[slim junco]

2010 HOURS ON YOUTUBE

[near yew]

if you could scroll through your bombs

[near yew]

holy shit what lmao

[slim junco]

AND 1310 HOURS ON MINECRAFT

[near yew]

for my defense my “smart” tv is ass

also thats the span of 7 years

[slim junco]

oh

[near yew]

wdym oh😭

[slim junco]

Ig that’s acceptable

[near yew]

dont look at fortnite

im genuinely

i don’t know how i put so much time in as a kid

[twilit veldt]

balatro

[slim junco]

Says first played 3 days ago

[near yew]

and the worst part is that im absolutely horrible

[slim junco]

Hey man

I don’t like you

[near yew]

the other fortnite

[near yew]

LMAO

thats on brand

[thorny niche]

balatro

[slim junco]

Hey man

[near yew]

it doesnt show

anyway like

2200 hours

😭

[slim junco]

-# there’s no follow up, I was just saying hi

[thorny niche]

Ortalab

[slim junco]

…

[near yew]

switxh fortnite

[slim junco]

You also have the Nintendo switch 2

Also

[near yew]

chapter 1 and 2 goes hard

[near yew]

i do

[slim junco]

2200 hours ON SWITCH FORTNITE????

[twilit veldt]

Ortalab

[near yew]

yup

[slim junco]

Nuh uh man

Leave

[thorny niche]

Ortalab

[slim junco]

On that quality?

[twilit veldt]

Ortalab

[near yew]

i don’t know man

[rancid patio]

why you hate boss blind

[near yew]

on docked

[thorny niche]

Ortalab

[near yew]

at least

[digital tusk]

@slim junco

[slim junco]

Tell me you’ve never played Balatro without telling me you love never played Balatro

[slim junco]

…

That hurt my feelings

[thorny niche]

egg

[near yew]

egg

[digital tusk]

2 hand size no (working) jokers win <3

[near yew]

isaac

play isaac

oooouuu

the tainted lost dopamine

[slim junco]

I’m broke tho

[rancid patio]

yep, i play balatro

[slim junco]

I can’t buy Isaac

[thorny niche]

Egg

[near yew]

100$ on switch

absolute scam

[slim junco]

Never played it

[near yew]

its good

very grindt

but good

[slim junco]

Heard it was good tho

[digital tusk]

to be fair i did use my money to set up a free win no matter what i got

[near yew]

i did put in 840h

plus lets say another 100 on pc

[thorny niche]

consumableful

[near yew]

i think

[slim junco]

I have around 300 hours in all the main games I play

[rancid patio]

in the morning i meet perkeo, now chicot🤓

[dry briar]

rookie numbers

[slim junco]

I can’t wait to play with vibriant visuals on my Minecraft world

I want more small games on my switch though

Like hollow knight and cuphead

[rancid patio]

''small''

[slim junco]

@near yew I also have 325 hours on animal crossing and I have an atrocious island

[digital tusk]

what deck and stake?

[near yew]

thats fun

[near yew]

blue red deck

red dexk blue stake

[rancid patio]

grinder

[near yew]

hollow knight

112% was fun

[rancid patio]

this is balatro discord not hollow

[slim junco]

Quiet down jimbo

[thorny niche]

server chat - balatro
game discussion - balatro
off topic - not balatro

localization - balatro
suggestions - balatro
bugs - balatro

seeds - balatro
seed chat - seeds

[slim junco]

Bro there is no rule about being off topic

[thorny niche]

experimental - balatro!!!!!!!!!!!!

[near yew]

i can mention hollow knight without going full depth

[thorny niche]

the balatro server has balatro in it

[slim junco]

Yes you can

[thorny niche]

basically

[near yew]

40 hours deltarune

god damn

basically 100h

[rancid patio]

now become dead caht

[dry briar]

real

[waxen skiff]

balatro

[dry briar]

real

did you win

did you get blueprint already

[waxen skiff]

why is thisnot named jimbo

[waxen skiff]

no :(

[dry briar]

cuz

[waxen skiff]

i cant seem to win because of bad luck on jokers

[dry briar]

you might not be the best at jokers

it takes a while to master them

[waxen skiff]

cro one of my runs LITERALLY had the greatest face card run

[dry briar]

you dont need to naneinf

[waxen skiff]

guess what crushed it down into shreds

[dry briar]

[waxen skiff]

WE HAVE A WINNER

[dry briar]

LMAO

i woudl suggest you to win using the pair of pants

the one that gives you mult everytime you play double pair

its very easy to win with that one

[slim junco]

You need me gang

[dry briar]

a very solid joker to use

no sticker usage lol

[thorny niche]

@twilit veldt because i need to ping this account every time it’s mentioned slightly

[dry briar]

bros making the plant angry

it will turn in to plantera

[waxen skiff]

jokes on you, photograph hanging chat i forgor what that joker was and brainstorm

[dry briar]

you discarded a royal flush

but havent won

[waxen skiff]

nah

i did it in a different run

brainstorm peak tbh but blueprint

blueprint is even better with brainstorm

[dry briar]

real

showman is even better with them

[waxen skiff]

showman?

[twilit veldt]

what would be the funniest thing to say

[waxen skiff]

the card that gives more jokers or whatever?

[dry briar]

the joker that lets you have the same joker

in the shop

in the booster packs

and more

[waxen skiff]

oh

OHH SO THATS WHAT THAT DOES

i thought it was useless

[dry briar]

hes never useless

[waxen skiff]

apparently im wrong

[dry briar]

the only useless joker is not chicot

meaning all jokers are usefull

until you get hit with an 8ball

has same ratio as but works half the time that does

so u often get

but with you get nothing

[waxen skiff]

wheel of fortune is useless as shit imo

either it works either it doesnt

9 times outta 10 it doesnt work

[near yew]

@slim junco

left or right

[near yew]

actually 50/50

[dry briar]

it works better than 8 ball

[dry briar]

real

[slim junco]

Z axis

[near yew]

no

[waxen skiff]

GROS MICHEL

GROS MICHEL

[near yew]

asking simple questions and getting stupid answers 💔

[slim junco]

Right

[near yew]

too late i took left

oh well

[waxen skiff]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[thorny niche]

ew

[dry briar]

free money

[scarlet wind]

Wait for cavendish

[dry briar]

bros not a gd creator

[scarlet wind]

?

[dry briar]

what does your gd stand for

[waxen skiff]

geometry dash

[near yew]

@slim junco

[dry briar]

hes not a gd creator

[near yew]

redemption ark

[dry briar]

right

[near yew]

left or right

[near yew]

bbbbut

i need my bestie

[dry briar]

oh right chicot

my bad

[near yew]

oh well

let us wait until 3:53

[scarlet wind]

Geometry dash

I just make like levels

[dry briar]

you are not a gd creator

you have 0 levels

:c

[near yew]

i am

[dry briar]

false

[near yew]

shit item useful effect

[slim junco]

Yo @near yew

Left

[dry briar]

i cant find your name in gd

[near yew]

i lies

[dry briar]

no user

i know

[dry briar]

lmao

[near yew]

back yo back blind

[scarlet wind]

Lmao

[near yew]

kms

[dry briar]

0 stats

0 everything

why you gotta lie like that

[timid cloak]

Ive made a level so basically im the goat

[dry briar]

i was expecting to find the best player

[near yew]

alright enough isaac

[dry briar]

real

you have made lots of money with the hacker monkey too

[dry briar]

did you lose

[scarlet wind]

Ok 👍

[near yew]

no

just shit luck

[dry briar]

it will get better

[near yew]

switching to deltarune

[dry briar]

can you find jimbo in deltarune

[near yew]

mayb

has toby fox played balatro

[dry briar]

ask him

[near yew]

i know he referenced among us

[dry briar]

he will probably make a song for balatro

[near yew]

@strange valley

[dry briar]

just like how he made songs for pokemon

[dry briar]

NO WAY

[near yew]

have you played balatro

[slim junco]

Average Balatro hater

[near yew]

isnthat uou

[dry briar]

does this person enjoy

[slim junco]

No, that my friend who hates on Balatro

[scarlet wind]

Ye

[near yew]

can i choose to think its you

[dry briar]

i dont thinks thats chicot since chicot is red

but maybe thats a different skin of chicot

[timid cloak]

Btw my geometry dash lvl id is 98306195

Its good I swear

[near yew]

makes sense

chicot is white though

[waxen skiff]

lmfao what

[near yew]

new ado tag

[dry briar]

very weird gameplay

your icons are cool yes

[rancid patio]

nah bro this is balatro

[dry briar]

singing tag

[dry briar]

bro said play my level

i had to

[waxen skiff]

time to hop on gd after months

[dry briar]

i have no free will

[near yew]

is this the modern slenderman

[scarlet wind]

This is balatro

[rancid patio]

nah

[timid cloak]

My hardest level is cluttering so im not the best gd player

[dry briar]

but he said it 😭

[timid cloak]

Clutterfunk

[dry briar]

i know

but you are doing good

[timid cloak]

Stupid autocorrect RAHH

[dry briar]

keep the progress brotha

never give up

those are hard earned stars that you deserve

[dry briar]

this is true

chicot is dead

[waxen skiff]

my eyes hurt im not used to seeing large stuff

[dry briar]

or a vampire

skill issue

i mean eye issue

[scarlet wind]

105280071 🗿

[waxen skiff]

my eyesight is -4

on both eyes

so i wear glasses

[dry briar]

oh?

maybe i was wrong about you

maybe i didnt have your name

[last sinew]

the needle is EVIL

[dry briar]

you had an x before your name

now it all makes sense

[dry briar]

oh

i see

i should probably wear glasses too i dont have the best eyesight either

[waxen skiff]

contacts might be better

i heard that glasses make your eyesight worse

i have astigmatism or however its called

[dry briar]

oh

[solemn sierra]

Uh, hello Balatro people I have just discovered this game had a server

[dry briar]

blurry vision

[dry briar]

welcome

[scarlet wind]

Rw9 was already taken 😔

[strange valley]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[waxen skiff]

blurry and smeared-like vision

lovely

[grim prism]

🍪

Here u go bud

[scarlet wind]

Welcome!

[dry briar]

happens

i think thats good enough for me

[scarlet wind]

That transition is trash

[dry briar]

you havent really gotten your mind in to what kind of rating it will have

the start is like fun

5*~6*

but the wave is like insane 9*

that part is like medium demon

lmao

[solemn sierra]

No way it's A²+B²=C² Dash 😲
I play that game too albeit I haven't touched it in a while

[dry briar]

real

you cannot read lights

[near yew]

hello brochacho

[dry briar]

brotato

[near yew]

peak game

i guess well never know if toby fox played balayro

[dry briar]

brolatro

[waxen skiff]

like bro wtf does this sign say its full of lights 😭

[dry briar]

he just responded you

[solemn sierra]

What's the hardest rated level you've beaten? Also are you on PC?

[scarlet wind]

I think it’s not that hard but we’ll, still on that time I was not good balancing difficulty, and I also rushed the level so I got even worse

[near yew]

i needed to be excused

[dry briar]

windy landscape as of 100%

but havent tried any other levels

i kean i have like 55% on subvesrive before it was bugged

i play on phone

[dry briar]

i see

its a very decent looking level tbh

i could not make something that looks better than your level

[solemn sierra]

Yo that's a great one

That's one of the 3 insanes I've beaten. I'm on mobile too. I tried for an extreme but it seems I'm too braindead to properly time my jumps on congregation

[dry briar]

so its rate worthy as of today rate system

and feature worthy as of 1.9

[dry briar]

lmao

[dry briar]

congregation is very time based extreme

[solemn sierra]

My building skills are uuhhh.. to say the least, poor

[dry briar]

i think you would have way easier time beating any other extreme

[solemn sierra]

I mean I've gotten sub 130 attempt practice runs, it's just that I need checkpoints to pass the dang thing

[dry briar]

same

i just make whatever i have in mind and release it

not for rating or anything

[scarlet wind]

If I released the level in early 2.1 prob, but rate worthy standard now is like unreachable

[dry briar]

just cuz i feel like i need to release it

[solemn sierra]

I made a peak level but it's like 40 secs at most

[dry briar]

goat

[dry briar]

very true

[dry briar]

rate worthy

[solemn sierra]

Soo what else you play?

[dry briar]

balatro

can you believe it

i also play the

[solemn sierra]

I also play R6 😀
Totally has a happy and healthy community

[strange meadow]

that "get 100 mil in one hand" thing is tough shit

i just had my best run ever

capped at 60 mil per hand

[dry briar]

thats the battle cats

i didnt understand the r6

[solemn sierra]

You think 100m is a lot? Wait till the numbers start having "e" and "." In them 😭

[dry briar]

@scarlet wind

thats the 100% for me

i just missed the last timing

[strange meadow]

i feel like i see that mostly on modded n seeded runs though

i play unseeded, im tryna get the achievemtns

[solemn sierra]

R6
It's Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

[dry briar]

it gets so crazy so fast

[dry briar]

i dont play that

no pc

[solemn sierra]

Good.
Don't

[dry briar]

lmao

its like league of legends kinda reponse

[strange meadow]

i dont think im missing too many more jokers

altho i dont have like any of the legendaries

[dry briar]

your pfp is very cute animator person

[solemn sierra]

You could honestly find less toxic teammates and opponents in league

[scarlet wind]

Epic

[strange meadow]

me?

[dry briar]

that doesnt make sense imo

[dry briar]

yes!

[strange meadow]

thats very kind

[dry briar]

i have reached like e12

[untold narwhal]

Chat, which would you rather Smash Bros. do for game 6?

•Give Kirby his tank as a Final Smash (alternatively, add Prince Fluff and give him the tank)
•Give Pichu her ukulele as both a skin and a Final Smash
•Add more Pokemon Trainers with unique Pokemon and Final Smashes (eg. Kieran using Hydrapple, Ogerpon, and Yanmega, with Pecharunt as the Final Smash)
•Add Viridi

[dry briar]

but i havent gotten past that cuz im bad at money managing

[strange meadow]

all of these sound buns put arle from puyo puyo in smash

[dry briar]

i thought pichu was a boy

[strange meadow]

wowww

[dry briar]

:carbuncle:

[strange meadow]

the buncle

[dry briar]

:ringo:

[strange meadow]

love him

[untold narwhal]

We don't know Ukulele Pichu's gender, and the existence of Spiky-Eared Pichu means that Pichu's probably a girl.

[strange meadow]

its 3 am at mine

eesh

[solemn sierra]

Never played league TBF, but in league I don't think you can get called 15 slurs before the game even starts because your X-box teammates saw you were a PlayStation player

[dry briar]

oh? i didnt know that was the gender difference in pichu

[strange meadow]

night yall take care

[untold narwhal]

Screw it, add my GOAT Geolytian from Meteos.

[dry briar]

no they wont do that but they will call you all kind of names only cuz you decided to be from a different country lmao

[strange meadow]

yeahhh now we're talkin

[dry briar]

"decided" cuz ofc you can choose were you are born

[untold narwhal]

Give us Meteos on the Switch 2, and I'll consider it.

[solemn sierra]

So basically both playerbases are horrible 💀

[dry briar]

[dry briar]

league is probably worse

[dry briar]

why cant i get to win a billion dollar jackpot without taxes

[spring sphinx]

Guys i have an idea for a legendary

[untold narwhal]

You need a credit card in the joker slot.

[dry briar]

interesting