🎙・server-chat

[worthy dragon]

its like the worst rare

[slim junco]

if red stake gets buffed then everything else gets buffed tho, so its tough to adjust

[raw fractal]

Its only meant to be a slight increase

[alpine orbit]

DNA is worse for gold stake

tribe is also worse in general

[raw fractal]

Especially with higher difficulties

[slim junco]

I think the small blind not giving money can get really rough already

[raw fractal]

All the rare poker hand jokers are ass

[alpine orbit]

family is also arguably worse

duo and trio are great

order is very good

[raw fractal]

I would never willingly grab one unless i had to

[slim junco]

what!

duo is awesome

[raw fractal]

Eh its aight

[hard gyro]

Blue stake and red stake should get buffed and there should be a deck that requires beating purple stake to be defeated

[raw fractal]

I don't usually run pairs so

[hard gyro]

Purple stake is the only stake that doesn't unlock a deck

[slim junco]

blue stake needs a change, not a buff

[raw fractal]

But x mult scaling jokers like hologram or throwback are way more useful

flat x mult only gets ya so far

[hard gyro]

-1 discard is pretty effective tbf

[alpine orbit]

blue stake has to make a change that incentivizes larger hands somehow

[brisk zinc]

well i got 16 antes further than i thought i would 🫡

[alpine orbit]

that led to the pair spam meta

[slim junco]

its really bad

localthunk agrees

[alpine orbit]

large hands aren't nearly as viable

[hard gyro]

Damn

[alpine orbit]

because of the -1 discard

[hard gyro]

So close

[alpine orbit]

that's why mercury is my most used consumable

by like, a mile

[brisk zinc]

nah i was not going to beat ante 8

and with my luck i would've got violet vessel too

i'll try le pair meta

[hard gyro]

With enough glass you could've

[brisk zinc]

well i didn't have enough glass

[hard gyro]

Deck fixing is pretty important

[raw fractal]

Glass Joker is my goat

[brisk zinc]

i'm aware thanks

[raw fractal]

You win either way

[brisk zinc]

i have 170 hours in this game

[hard gyro]

I didn't mean to say you are inexperienced

Sorry

[brisk zinc]

yeye i get it lol dw

[raw fractal]

I have a friend who never uses hanged man bc he loves to deck fix

[hard gyro]

More like a sheep

[raw fractal]

How so

[alpine orbit]

glass joker is v v good

what

[hard gyro]

Hanged man is considered deck fixing getting rid of garbage cards

[raw fractal]

Glass joker is great

[slim junco]

curious

[brisk zinc]

chat is this a new update or is it from some mod i have? i genuinely don't know

[raw fractal]

Even if the cards break you still get mult out of it

[slim junco]

not new

not a mod

[brisk zinc]

i swear i haven't seen it before

until like a few days ago

[hard gyro]

I never seen it before

[slim junco]

always been there

[brisk zinc]

it has not always been there

[slim junco]

well true

[hard gyro]

Mandela effect?

[slim junco]

if you play on white stake it doesnt appear

[alpine orbit]

self report

[hard gyro]

What

[alpine orbit]

[brisk zinc]

i haven't played white stake in like a week

[alpine orbit]

oh

[raw fractal]

I finally hit e yesterday on ghost deck white

[alpine orbit]

maybe you've never clicked on it?

or

[raw fractal]

Its fun to go back and do lower stakes

[alpine orbit]

idk

[raw fractal]

Nice change of pace

[brisk zinc]

nah it's just new-ish

and i haven't seen it b4

[hard gyro]

Bye.

[brisk zinc]

cuz i know for a fact it wasn't always there

[short briar]

5 space jokers are INSANE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn-ySVYThn8&ab_channel=LgnThân

[slim junco]

chips farm

[raw fractal]

Eternal hiker my beloved

I did a run with it once

It was glorious

[lofty agate]

negative blueprint🙏🙏🙏

can somebody tell me how "hit the road" work

[slim junco]

every time a jack is discarded you gain xmult

resets every round

[brisk zinc]

discard jack -> gain mult -> lose mult when round ends

[slim junco]

I think its .5 increase

[lofty agate]

ooookaaayy

thanks y'all

[delicate estuary]

Hi guys

Hi guys

[left glade]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[brisk zinc]

what's that mod that shows blinds in the top left

[wintry patrol]

i'm ngl card sharp doesn't do a lot here

[left glade]

unblind

[wintry patrol]

you're likely to oneshot every blind

[brisk zinc]

thanks

[wintry patrol]

anyway

i wouldn't take it as an eternal

better to find some econ joker to fill the last slot

[left glade]

i already buyed

[carmine monolith]

what does the ranking on the left here mean? sorry kinda new to the game and struggling to the find the info online

[warped sphinx]

how many times you've played that hand

[left glade]

YOU WERE RIGHT

NOOOO

[carmine monolith]

cool thank you

[hard gyro]

Do you think 1.1 will possibly get delayed?

[wintry patrol]

what happened lmao

[left glade]

YOU WERER VERY RIGHT

NO

NO

NO

NO

[warped sphinx]

sell photo and if it isnt exactly trib then savescum it

[hard gyro]

It's a trib

[alpine orbit]

sell Chad

[left glade]

i will sell chad

[hard gyro]

That's just dirty playing

[left glade]

but its very sad

[wintry patrol]

yeah honestly the eternal rental card sharp was bad here anyway because you didn't need the scoring so now it's just -$3 every round for nothing in return 💔

[warped sphinx]

its a singleplayer game who gaf

[slim junco]

i dont take

[hard gyro]

It's about the principle

[wintry patrol]

i wouldn't take soul here probably

[left glade]

CANIO

NO

NO

N

NO

NONO

[warped sphinx]

grrr how dare you play your singleplayer game how you want to

[slim junco]

see

[warped sphinx]

✌️

[hard gyro]

You can play it how you want lol it's just not fun

You might aswell unlock all

[left glade]

immolate its nice

with canio

[wintry patrol]

"you can play how you want it's fine with me, but your idea of fun is objectively wrong and not fun" is what you basically just said

[left glade]

canio

3x canio

[slim junco]

always immolate

[wintry patrol]

once you get it to x6 it's in theory better than the poly chad you sold

unless you were playing glass cards

[left glade]

HANGED MAN

AND A FOOL

[slim junco]

poly chad was a x12

[wintry patrol]

wait

oh my god

[slim junco]

right?

[hard gyro]

That's not what I "basically just said" that's what you want to think i said

[wintry patrol]

yeah you're right lmfao

you told them it isn't fun

it's fun for them

[left glade]

7x canio is good

[wintry patrol]

it's just silly to tell people something isn't fun 😭

[hard gyro]

Don't cry too much

Might wet the carpet

[slim junco]

you're debating with jimbo himself

[wintry patrol]

oh shit!

[random hill]

Hi

[brisk zinc]

hi

[slim junco]

they're in character, dw about it

[brisk zinc]

forgot to check boss blind again award

[wintry patrol]

i just don't see any point whatsoever in telling people that you don't find something fun like wtf does that change lol

whatever

[hard gyro]

I memorized the boss blinds by colour

[brisk zinc]

yea me too but i just forgot to think

[hard gyro]

Background colour is now a dead giveaway for me

[brisk zinc]

autopiloted to the button

anyway it didn't matter thankfully

[wintry patrol]

psychic is my least favorite boss blind exclusively because of half joker

[hard gyro]

I am like that sometimes

[brisk zinc]

half joker so underrated fr

i used it on my first purple stake win

[left glade]

its not bad, its just worst

[wintry patrol]

i’ve had an unfortunate amount of runs die to taking half joker ante 1 and then getting psychic in ante 2 and not having any mult

it’s happened at least like 3 times

[blissful oriole]

Hiiii

[wintry patrol]

i just never think of it because psychic usually does nothing

[blissful oriole]

Oh

[left glade]

violet vessel again

[brisk zinc]

i got the wall on ante 7

praying

[blissful oriole]

Sorry but I don't understand anything, I'm from Argentina lol

[brisk zinc]

that is okay

[blissful oriole]

Is there a Spanish chat?

[brisk zinc]

not here sory

[blissful oriole]

Uh

[left glade]

I LOST

I HATE CARD SHARP ETERNAL RENTAL

[brisk zinc]

ok we good

amber acorn on ante 8 which does nothing to my build

i gotta get mega fucking unlucky to not win

i jinxed it didn't i

[left glade]

I GET LUCKY BUT I NOT HAVE INTELIGENCE

[vale fog]

it's acorn it's free

[brisk zinc]

yes

hmm i wonder where the half joker went

my third or something idk blue stake :D!

[wintry patrol]

probably second to the right i think!!

[brisk zinc]

the answer is 2 and a half

[delicate estuary]

@nova shore hi

[autumn lynx]

This is from earlier but I thought it was interesting,

[brisk zinc]

btw whoever told me to play pairs on blue stake is awesome

[left glade]

i will never use souls cards again

i'm sad

[autumn lynx]

I haven't tried pair builds yet, are they good??

[brisk zinc]

on blue stake and above they're very consistent

since you have -1 discard

but you almost always have a pair in hand

[autumn lynx]

I'll try that is have been having trouble with purple stake

My typing lol

[wintry patrol]

on hand scalers like green joker, supernova, and ride the bus work especially well with pairs since they usually don't oneshot

so you get more time to scale them

[left glade]

ancient joker + midas touch + dusk ante 1

[wintry patrol]

just need to make sure you have a source of chips

[left glade]

its a good start

i take the supernova?

[wintry patrol]

no

supernova mult applies after ancient joker

so it doesn't do much

[lofty agate]

so close

[wintry patrol]

if you have something like ancient joker or triboulet you should not be taking +mult jokers especially as eternals

just try to build up your money you have $6

[nova shore]

no

[nova shore]

WHERE IS THE BACKGROUND????

[lofty agate]

?

[chrome junco]

this game is so peak

i actually had a matador for plant

definetly doable for naneinf

[lofty agate]

what do you mean

the background is there, no?

[nova shore]

the, Green?

[left glade]

i cant take balatro anymore 😭

80 hours in two weeks

[lofty agate]

lol

[solemn elm]

9-5, 5 days a week balatro

[nova shore]

and the hex?

[wintry patrol]

luchador?

[nova shore]

80 is more than that

[left glade]

i stopped played, i will play another time

[solemn elm]

80 hours in two weeks is the equivalent of working 9-5 for 5 days per week

[nova shore]

like, now?

[autumn lynx]

Balatro has taken you

[solemn elm]

thats 40 hours a week, for 2 weeks. thats 80 hours

[cunning hemlock]

Why us there john "jimbo" balatros in my gallery

[autumn lynx]

Good question, i have no idea

[brisk zinc]

which deck should i do blue stake next on?

[autumn lynx]

What decks do u have left??

[brisk zinc]

actually nvm i have to do black first on almost every deck

i'll do magic deck black stake i think

[left glade]

yeah

i'm back to balatro

[autumn lynx]

Balatro is 🔥

[left glade]

no

balatro is pain

[brisk zinc]

man it feels nice to have more than 2 discards after playing bloo steak

[left glade]

i need some fun before trying again the gold stake

[raven hare]

chat, should i wait for my mom to let me get ultrakill ( which will take a while) or should i get balatro?

[left glade]

i will play with plasma deck

[cunning hemlock]

??

You're japing right

[worthy dragon]

I love DNA

[cunning hemlock]

You gotta be

It must be bait

[brisk zinc]

don't say ur 11 you can get banned even if it's a joke

[raven hare]

should i wait a while for ultrakill or do i buy balatro rn?

im not joking

[cunning hemlock]

Oh modss

[raven hare]

bro what did i dooo

[brisk zinc]

you're under the age of 13

[raven hare]

its js a question

[autumn lynx]

Balatro, but you will have an addiction just so u know

[brisk zinc]

you shouldn't even have internet access at that age i think

[cunning hemlock]

I mean

Just keep a low profile

[wintry patrol]

times have changed on this i'd say

[brisk zinc]

times have changed but my opinion hasn't

[raven hare]

yeah

[brisk zinc]

you may disagree

[raw fractal]

I think they just mean to be careful is all

[wintry patrol]

you're probably right i agree but most wouldn't

[cunning hemlock]

Back on my day we used to play with psps and gbas

[raw fractal]

Internet can be a dangerous place

[raven hare]

ik

[brisk zinc]

back in my day we played outside

[worthy dragon]

just dont go on reddit

[raven hare]

u sound like my dad

[raw fractal]

True

[brisk zinc]

i'm not even that old lol

[raw fractal]

Or twitter

[raven hare]

ye

[worthy dragon]

unc

[raven hare]

im only on youtube

[brisk zinc]

@raven hare don't actually even joke about being under 13 because you can and will get banned lol

[raw fractal]

Thats good!

[raven hare]

im totally joking

im 14

totally

[brisk zinc]

we believe

[cunning hemlock]

Outside is pretty cool

[raven hare]

ehhh

[left glade]

NO, I DONT RECCOMEND FOR ANYONE

[cunning hemlock]

Until the funny virus came

[raven hare]

it fell off

[raw fractal]

Balala addiction is real

Ive gotten so many people into poker bc of balatro lol

[toxic horizon]

i’m addicted fr

[cunning hemlock]

I think i became an internet addict because of covid tbh

[cunning hemlock]

I used to rarely play on my phone

[toxic horizon]

i play it all the time on my phone when i don’t have my computer to play

[raw fractal]

Im a mobile exclusive player

[toxic horizon]

hells yeah

[raw fractal]

Mainly cause ik id never play on console

[toxic horizon]

i have it on console i don’t like

[raw fractal]

Its more chill on mobile, i like dragging cards and jokers and such

[raw fractal]

You should get balatro

Its really good

[brisk zinc]

fucking green joker keeps wasting my shop slots

[raw fractal]

Solitare x poker is how id describe it

[brisk zinc]

2nd time in ante 1

[autumn lynx]

Balatro is peak, it was even on the reveal for the new xbox

[raw fractal]

$10 for a GOTY nominee is p good

[autumn lynx]

Agreed

[young bolt]

I just loaded my run and found it like ts lol

[raw fractal]

CASTLE

THE GOAT

[worthy dragon]

its free if you have the playstation pass

[autumn lynx]

Was

[raw fractal]

Oh hell nah fuck subscriptions

[brisk zinc]

don't tell thunk but i pirated it before i could afford to buy it

[young bolt]

Castmid

[raw fractal]

😳

[brisk zinc]

"free" (monthly subscription)

you're being scammed

[raw fractal]

Just buy your games

Everyone always tells me PS+ is such good value

I do not care

Too many games i will never play

[young bolt]

We all do lol

[worthy dragon]

it was like 5 euros for a year for like one day

[autumn lynx]

I have the ps+ subscription, it's actually how I found balatro, I still have it as you need it to play online games which is pretty dumb

[raw fractal]

Honestly if the game is good i don't mind buying it multiple times

[brisk zinc]

i don't even remember how i found balatro

[raw fractal]

I would happily buy balatro on my switch, steam, and ps5

[raven hare]

ok ima get balatro

[autumn lynx]

Good

[cunning hemlock]

I found balatro before it was awdesome..

Im an og even

[young bolt]

Hell yeah

[autumn lynx]

It was always awesome

[raw fractal]

Glad you are taking the gamble

[worthy dragon]

piracy is the best choice ngl just get an antivirus or go to fitgirl repacks

[autumn lynx]

[wintry patrol]

(i did as well)

[cunning hemlock]

For every balala theres 500 cheap balatro copies

[raw fractal]

Nah support the developer 🔥

I only pirate games that lack effort

[brisk zinc]

i do

[young bolt]

Dawg why are you playing cookie clicker for 8 hours 💔

[brisk zinc]

i didn't want to pirate it but no choice lol

[worthy dragon]

support my wallet🔥

[brisk zinc]

that's why i bought it as soon asi could

[wintry patrol]

supporting the developer is good but not if you can't afford to spend money on games you might like lol
people don't understand there's not always a choice

[young bolt]

Cookie clicker in the big 25 🥀💔

[raw fractal]

thats fair i can understand

If you have the money dont pirate a good game tho

[brisk zinc]

i pirated undertale too to see if i'll like it

[patent stratus]

I didn’t realize how good mime was with steel cards and blue seals

[wintry patrol]

mime blue seals goes crazy

[raven hare]

cookie clicker is peak

[worthy dragon]

its kinda boring

[brisk zinc]

it has 0 gameplay

[raw fractal]

Still waiting for the balatro x cookie clicker collab

[brisk zinc]

you just let it run in the background

[worthy dragon]

you can just put a seed that gives you all of the steam achievments

[young bolt]

Cookie clicker players i dare you to play a real game that was made with passion and love

[patent stratus]

Have you gone late game probably not

[autumn lynx]

Like balatro

[worthy dragon]

it was made with passion and love but its lackluster

[raw fractal]

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice-

Jk that shit is ass

[young bolt]

Localthunk made balatro when he was bored just to play it by himself

[wintry patrol]

i nearly 100%ed cookie clicker including shadow achievements and i can definitively say it was not worth it and i regret doing it

[autumn lynx]

I didn't know that

[wintry patrol]

i usually 100% games i play and cookie clicker is the only one where i stopped with most of it complete because i just couldn't be assed

[cunning hemlock]

Cookie clicker is such a monumental game its hard to 100%

[worthy dragon]

ds1 ds3 elden ring bloodborne🔥

[brisk zinc]

literally nothing to do this whole time

buy some upgrades and afk for 8 hours

riveting gameplay

[autumn lynx]

I love indie games, I feel like most of them have a lot more effort than most big game studios like Activision and stuff which just care about money

[patent stratus]

Geez

[cunning hemlock]

I mean the sad truth is indie games arent the saviour of the game industry

[autumn lynx]

Yeah

[cunning hemlock]

For every popular indie games theres like 500 more that didnt even see the light of day

[nova shore]

dwarf fortress seeing the light 20 years latter:

[autumn lynx]

But the ones that do get popular are usually pretty good, like I bought balatro, lethal company, and others and they were really fun and well made

[left glade]

idk, but oneshot is the best history indie game

[worthy dragon]

its fun but not the best

[left glade]

its the best imo

i love the history of oneshot

[cunning hemlock]

Insert rpg maker game here

[left glade]

omori is good too

[nova shore]

what was imo?

[left glade]

but i prefer oneshot

[left glade]

in my opinion

[nova shore]

ty

[cunning hemlock]

Oneshot has a pretty early concept

[left glade]

i love the puzzles

[cunning hemlock]

If i remember it used to actually just end your game if you lose or close the game

[left glade]

and the history

and all

[cunning hemlock]

You cant retry it ever

Which they should def bring back

[nova shore]

wdym

[cunning hemlock]

Its called oneshot not oneshot with a fineprint that says "not actually one shot"

[left glade]

i dont know much unknowm indie games

[nova shore]

just get alzheimer

[left glade]

look outside its a very good game

[worthy dragon]

you can find some on itch.io

[cunning hemlock]

Only real ones know lost

I II
I I-

[left glade]

square joker is fun

i love when my showman give me other showman

i love showman

[marble monolith]

balatrez

[hard gyro]

Try juicy realm

• downwell and brotato

[olive ferry]

try balatro

[turbid osprey]

[supple ivy]

hello

[gritty basin]

Yooooo

[supple ivy]

wassup

[blissful vessel]

Sup

[supple ivy]

Jimbo 👍

[brisk zinc]

ankh my beloved

call me a toilet the way i'm flushing

i got a 3rd ancient lmao

[raven hare]

this is the best cards ive ever gotten

[brisk zinc]

play the full house

[blissful stone]

Try ultrakill

Or just tickle your fancy on itch

[dry cedar]

This seed is insane I just drew an entire straight 😭

[brisk zinc]

one of the flush builds ever

3318.69318561 xmult with brainstorm 🔥

[supple ivy]

Balatro consumes me

[dry cedar]

Guys which straight should I play

[vernal tartan]

The bendy one

[brisk zinc]

3-7 gives x1.5 mult

idk what jokers you have

[dry cedar]

Uh I kinda forgot

But it's blueprint, baseball joker thing and 4 uncommons

[supple ivy]

[dry cedar]

Well I did it

[willow kite]

replace that weird blue looking guy with uncommon for baseball value

[meager spade]

frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 10 bucks!

[raven hare]

im in shock

this is my pb

[terse ferry]

Hi

How do I balalayro

[meager spade]

balala

[terse ferry]

yes

How do I balatro

[turbid flume]

what to do 😭 😭 😭

[celest jetty]

I just made Shoot the Moon work for the first time! Suboptimal setup, but still, yay!

[cobalt falcon]

Guys best strat for Zodiac Deck?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 🤑

[half creek]

i just had a run on plasma deck with 3 arrowheads and almost won with it 😭

[quiet junco]

What would y'all do here, I managed to make the ankh copy the pants, but I had to sell everything, or would the purple seal be just better

[left glade]

ankh in spade guy

[distant tiger]

hola papus

viva balatro

[tall charm]

Hallo gut

[molten horizon]

Thank God I don't have such good cards.

[wintry patrol]

what is sock and buskin doing :/

[wintry patrol]

what the hell

why would you ever ankh wrathful here

[delicate estuary]

Hiiii

I haven't won in a long time

[quiet junco]

I save scummed it to copy the pants at 34 mult

Bro is trolling

[delicate estuary]

Estás aprendiendo español por lo que me dijieron

[wintry patrol]

usually i avoid save scumming so i would've just taken the purple seal but that works too

[fervent marten]

Balatro balatres

[quiet junco]

I just felt that with only two discards I wouldn't be able to get to it

[wintry patrol]

i guess your deck is 53 cards so it would be hard fair enough

[tall charm]

Uste ke

[delicate estuary]

Otro que habla español?

[tall charm]

Seh

[shy dove]

you cant ankh it

eternal

[celest jetty]

Nothing, but I genuinely got no replacement haha

[dry cedar]

Okay got it

[wintry patrol]

they save scummed to check if it would copy the pants

[quiet junco]

It copied the pants, so to the moon stays too

[quiet junco]

After selling the others

[shy dove]

oh wtf real

[wintry patrol]

alternatively you can just gamble on the 1/2 for it to copy the non eternal because it's funny

[molten horizon]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[slim junco]

showman moment

[strange meadow]

double blueprint...

[verbal turtle]

🎶 Brainstorm to the left of me, Blueprint to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you. 🎶

Hi folks.

[celest jetty]

Ayo! Grace and Frankie reference?

[celest jetty]

Should definitely be copying photo here

[slim junco]

Que sorte absurda!

[dry cedar]

Those are the wrong directions lil bro

[molten horizon]

This is cinema

[verbal turtle]

If you say so. I’m sure Blueprint copies right joker and Brainstorm copies left.

[tranquil oak]

I always think of the movie Reservoir Dogs whenever I hear that song

[verbal turtle]

Mind your ears 🤣

[cunning blaze]

New to this discord, havent found my question in the FAQ: Is there anything planned to make Cross Saves possible from Mobile to Steam and Switch etc?

[dry cedar]

You're still wrong. If brainstorm is to your left then you're on its right.

And it copies its left.

[verbal turtle]

Thanks.

[verbal turtle]

Gary needs to watch Reservoir Dogs.

[tranquil oak]

Trying to clear orange stake yellow deck, gimme spare trousers game

[tranquil oak]

Wasn’t it Quintin Tarantino’s first movie he directed?

He’s a bit of a strange fella but does make some pretty solid films

[dry cedar]

It would be fine if you just switched the order of the names... 💔

[verbal turtle]

Yeah, and he wrote it.

[tranquil oak]

He also wrote himself into the movie Desperado just to get to drink tequila off of Selma Hayek’s feet (he apparently has a thing for feet, but it’s understandable since it’s Selma Hayek)

[verbal turtle]

From Dusk til Dawn?

[tranquil oak]

Can’t say I wouldn’t do the same if I had the opportunity

Ah yeah, not desperado

That one

Selma Hayek was in both iirc

She was (and still is) 11/10 in those movies

[forest river]

Bye bye driver license

[molten horizon]

HOW I got here💔🥀

[tranquil oak]

My gripe with driver’s license is it always shows up when you have no enhanced cards yet in your deck

I believe in Card Sharp supremacy

[clever moss]

mm balatro

[molten horizon]

He is balatro balatrez, A being superior to others

[vast raft]

[gentle kernel]

1 Joker Win

[slim junco]

Who does bro think he is

[cobalt falcon]

I guess for Zodiac Deck Campfire is the best strat

I won really easily with it

[clever moss]

perfect, sir balatro balatrez

[gentle kernel]

I am the real balatro

[jolly talon]

Boy, you'd be surprised at how much higher the hand scoring can go

[raven hare]

ye ive seen like half a mill

[shadow heart]

Type of poses triboulet be hitting before getting molested by the plant

(Not my drawing

[molten horizon]

Omagad

Es el tilin

Me contestó el tilín el creador

[shadow heart]

Just put the fries in the bag atp 💔

[shadow heart]

[molten horizon]

Stand ready for my worm

[quiet junco]

I SHOULDVE KEPT THE CHAD NOOOOOO
I HAD A FUCKING TRIB TOO
PLUS A PERISHABLE PHOTO WAS THERE TOO

[molten horizon]

Bro, how many Spanish memes do you have

[shadow heart]

Me quedan como otros 15

[shadow heart]

Thanks for throwing away yo triboulet made good use of him

[molten horizon]

Y a mí 67

[shadow heart]

Coño

[molten horizon]

"jeje chicos adivinen quién soy" ahhh cartman💔🥀

[shadow heart]

No me acuerdo en que run andaba usando a half joker y andaba en amber acorn

Me cague riendo por que experimente esa imagen y me acorde de ella

Re gordo se veia

[shadow heart]

Ya se me acabaron 💔

[molten horizon]

Y yo aún tengo como 600❤️‍🩹

[molten horizon]

Balatro es un sentimiento

[shadow heart]

Balatro es un estilo de vida

[slim junco]

Amo esta comunidad

[shadow heart]

Si tuviera un hijo lo llamo full house

[slim junco]

XD

[shadow heart]

Si tuviera dos lo llamo pair y al otro two

Y si son tres Three, of, y Kind

[molten horizon]

El chat se volvió español XD

[slim junco]

Xdd

Si, ya lo ví

[shadow heart]

No hay ningun gringo conectado pues nos expropiamos

[slim junco]

Pense que solo, hablaban en ingles

[slim junco]

Waos

[slim junco]

Soy ese

[shadow heart]

Jueguen runs con vagabond

Confien

Es la mamada mas divertida que puedan hacer

[tranquil oak]

What do you guys think is the best common joker?

[shadow heart]

Hmmm

Lemme check hold on

[slim junco]

W Lego set

[molten horizon]

Blueprint

Oh

Common

[tranquil oak]

Yes

[molten horizon]

Srry

Hungin chad

[shadow heart]

@tranquil oak by itself or in a build?

[tranquil oak]

Personally think it’s Riff Raff

[shadow heart]

Peak

[molten horizon]

(IDK WHATEVER IT'S CALLED)

[tranquil oak]

Can’t go wrong with Riff Raff

[shadow heart]

I call it ballot

[molten horizon]

Yeah

This

[shadow heart]

Technically riff raff is every common joker so you automatically win any point you trying to make

[tranquil oak]

Riff Raff can spawn you both Hanging Chad and Photograph

It just spawned me a negative ride the bus

[slim junco]

Probably my tallest one

[molten horizon]

Many anime funkos

[shadow heart]

Funny enough that is quite the only reason I have ride the bus on black stake sticker

[molten horizon]

And nothing of One Piece

🥀💔

[shadow heart]

I absolutely hate ride the bus but got him ona negative tag

On a*

[tranquil oak]

I have it gold stickered cus it’s actually quite strong for abandoned deck

[shadow heart]

True enough though

[tranquil oak]

Unless you add face cards to your deck it scales for free

[shadow heart]

I did think about it but I do not tend to use abandoned deck

[tranquil oak]

Always grab ride the bus if you see it on abandoned deck

Can’t go wrong with it

[shadow heart]

My top 3 are

1.- Blue Deck
2.- Ghost deck
3.- Checkered deck

[molten horizon]

Deck❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[shadow heart]

Basically gifting you mult

[slim junco]

Just a zenitsu figurine, a random Naruto funko pop, the eveeelution box set funko pops and snoopy

[shadow heart]

?

[tranquil oak]

I haven’t played any of the decks I already cleared on gold stack, just trying to finish completionist+

[slim junco]

I have the manga tho

[tranquil oak]

working on yellow deck then probably anaglyph

[shadow heart]

I think yellow deck may be the most useless one

And pay attention to my words

[molten horizon]

(stupid autocorrect)

[shadow heart]

USELESS

Not resourceful or the worst

Useless

[molten horizon]

(I MEANT BARAJAS)

[shadow heart]

Because all it does is give you 10 dollars

[molten horizon]

OEBSIEJBA

[shadow heart]

Pues si es lo mismo pendejo

[molten horizon]

Es q el auto corrector de

[shadow heart]

Es como decir checkered baraja

[molten horizon]

Digo barajas y me pone eso

[shadow heart]

Just hopped on balatro tf was I doing yesterday 😭

Feels like waking up after school at like 6 PM all sweaty and shit

[molten horizon]

"Pair"

[slim junco]

Playing pairs

[shadow heart]

WHY IS A TWO PAIR JUST THERE

[tranquil oak]

Man I keep selling Greedy Joker spawned by Riff Raff only to have it come back next turn

[shadow heart]

I supoose

[tranquil oak]

Stop game

Pls

[shadow heart]

Suppose*

[shadow heart]

He refuses to die

[shadow heart]

I was doing full house

[tranquil oak]

He’s been spawned at least 3 times so far since I’ve picked up this Riff Raff

At least Riff Raff is spawning quite a few jokers with editions like foil

[shadow heart]

He is telling you to do flush build

[tranquil oak]

I’ve been leveling 3oak mostly

Just cus I wanna scale ride the bus I haven’t been playing face cards

[shadow heart]

I tend to either or a run do 3-5OAK, flush five, high card or full house

[shadow heart]

Oh you doing abandoned deck rn?

[molten horizon]

Red checkered deck is peak

(or just checkered deck)

[tranquil oak]

No, yellow deck orange stake

I got negative ride the bus for free from riff raff

[shadow heart]

@tranquil oak how do y'all call these on english?

Cuz like

[dire crater]

i messed up so bad 🫩

[tranquil oak]

Jacks

[shadow heart]

Here on Mexico we call those "jotos"

And I forgot what they were

[shadow heart]

Thanks

[shadow heart]

A burglar would've saved

[shadow heart]

Early ante or already at like ante 6?

[dry briar]

is this supposed to happen

i have both of them at the same time

one got extinct

[mystic axle]

incredible

[wintry patrol]

yeah it can happen if you have 2 copies of gros michel lol

[dry briar]

i thought it was impossible

[tranquil oak]

I got it pretty early, either near the end of ante 1 or beginning of ante 2

[shadow heart]

Peter how are you doing that

[scarlet wind]

I just gaved a little bit extra chips

[lavish marsh]

Gg

[scarlet wind]

Yorick best legendary

[dry briar]

real

[glad oriole]

a burglar would’ve brought the score ip to 1e22 at most

so no

it wouldn’t have

[shadow heart]

Damn 💔

Still a real good run tho

[slim junco]

seems perfectly fine

[remote sparrow]

gets asked if go out with the 10/10 goth latina or play Balatro

me (ik how to do it better):

[low eagle]

Balatro

Hello

[jolly talon]

Why do you still have an odd Todd?

[low eagle]

Guys what is your favourite balatro?

[slim junco]

so it doesnt show up in the shop

[low eagle]

I mean,poker hand?

[glad oriole]

playing the blue seal 💔

[lavish marsh]

What’s the difference between #🎙・server-chat and #🕹・game-discussion

[jolly talon]

Game speed 1 my bane

[shadow heart]

I am not one to do that I am ashamed to admit

[low eagle]

BRO YOU SHOULDNT PLAY THE BLUE SEAL

[shadow heart]

I mean I did have a blue stamp

[low eagle]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

[dry cedar]

It's too early for this shit...

[fervent storm]

[jolly talon]

Execution is needed

[low eagle]

GO GET A BALATRO

[shadow heart]

Ig I did two pair and that's it

[jolly talon]

Either bull or ancient

[slim junco]

BULL

[glad oriole]

its never too early for aj

plus it’s holographic

so its actually very good rn

[slim junco]

bull is perfect for obelisk build

[shadow heart]

We need to crucify you

[dry cedar]

Bro it is ante 1

[jolly talon]

How

[slim junco]

cause its an insane chips joker

[shadow heart]

How dare you play blue seal

[low eagle]

My personal favourite poker hand used to be flush,but now it's two pair

[dry cedar]

And I got 2 rares and one of them is holographic

[north crescent]

chips good for pivot

[dry cedar]

What is this

[glad oriole]

my favorite hand is 4oak

[jolly talon]

Ohhhh okay

[slim junco]

are you gonna level up literally every hand or have a good chips joker?

[glad oriole]

its not the best hand

just fun to use

[low eagle]

What is that?

[lavish marsh]

The Balatro discord server

[low eagle]

What is 4oak?

[slim junco]

4 of a kind

[glad oriole]

of a kind

[jolly talon]

I already got my answer 😭

[low eagle]

Bro's mult

[remote sparrow]

I'm risking it all

[low eagle]

YOU DESERVE THE WORST SPOT IN HELL

[dry briar]

chips

[jolly talon]

For what? 😭

[mortal lichen]

okay so I've talked about my Balatro playlist before but we need to talk about how accurate Invisible by MonoNeon is to the actual Invisible Joker

[remote sparrow]

3003/3000

[low eagle]

HOW DDAAARREE YOU PLAY THE BLUE SEAL

[dry cedar]

My luck too good bruh

[lavish marsh]

Ok fine I’ll switch to Plon

[jolly talon]

Could just open up a booster and get something for econ

[robust bramble]

[low eagle]

Guys,we need a fork joker to represent Bro's aura

I mean,even that wouldn't represent bros aura

Bros a fork with mult tag

[mortal lichen]

like c'mon

You can be whoever you wanna
And no-one's gonna judge ya
And you ain't got nothin' to prove

is just dead on! Like...

• it'll copy a random joker when sold
• it's rare, so you're unlikely to get it via judgement
• it does nothing passively

[dry briar]

i was doing good

i just picked the baron

in the abandoned deck

then i noticed hes eternal

[low eagle]

Brb

[dry briar]

no brain move

[jolly talon]

Baron on abandoned

[dry briar]

real

and hes eternal

[jolly talon]

Seed money on green deck moment

[dry briar]

[jolly talon]

Talk about a king of nothing

[dry briar]

has happened to me before

[dry briar]

i only had 1 glas king

[low eagle]

Nah bro,the only eternal is DOOM

[dry briar]

real

[jolly talon]

Green deck overrated. Yellow deck ftw

[dry briar]

real

[jolly talon]

I think that happened to me when I was new to the game still

Been playing for a month by now

[dry briar]

only yellow decks can get 1st shop blueprint

[shadow heart]

Smiley face torments me

[jolly talon]

Almost orange stake on blue deck

[shadow heart]

STOP CHASING ME

[low eagle]

Anyways,lemme go work on the balatro:animated part 2.

[shadow heart]

I'VE USED YOU ENOUGH TIMES

[dry briar]

take him

[shadow heart]

[shadow heart]

NO

I USED HIM YESTERDAY

FOR TRIB RUN

[dry briar]

use him again

[dry briar]

hes your friend

look at his smile

[shadow heart]

HE'S A DEMON

[jolly talon]

I think that happened to me. I saw a blue print but couldn't get it since I wasn't using yellow

[low eagle]

Yeah,the first part is done I even uploaded it in the server

[dry briar]

the only demon is the plant

[lavish marsh]

What’s wrong with using a card often

[low eagle]

CHAT,BALATRO:THE MOVIE IS REAL

[dry briar]

WHAT

[shadow heart]

I like to vary on my usage of jokers and do multiple kinds of builds

[molten horizon]

THE BEST COMBO

[shadow heart]

Instead of all photchad

[low eagle]

Nah,that ain't my language

[shadow heart]

And mime baron

[lavish marsh]

That’s fair

[low eagle]

I only speak

[jolly talon]

Tbh I wish there were more decks like blue and red. As in, decks with a permanent bonus that always carries well into mid to late. Same with painter's deck and even black deck (to an extent)

[shadow heart]

True enough though

Im taking him

Again

For like

The 17th time

[jolly talon]

Who made Jimbo a soyjak

[low eagle]

That needed the

[shadow heart]

I feel molested

[jolly talon]

Beautiful

[low eagle]

[molten horizon]

I'm on a run that skips everything

[jolly talon]

No anal deck?

[shadow heart]

Might ankh him like yesterday

I got trib on soul

Run was crazy

[lavish marsh]

Welp at least it looks cool

[dry cedar]

I just rerolled the SAME SHOP and got a bull 😭

[shadow heart]

He does look good

[molten horizon]

What The sigma

[dry briar]

llets goo

[low eagle]

Study this before making an action:

[shadow heart]

That MIGHT BE my favorite deck

[jolly talon]

Pair and high card spam moment

[dry briar]

four of a kind

[shadow heart]

Full house

All face cards

Don't have to go through the trouble of deck fixing late in game

[low eagle]

[shadow heart]

With a couple kings and queens I use 5 cards

[low eagle]

Do a two pair build

[shadow heart]

It's not optimal but will do

[low eagle]

Two pair build only

[jolly talon]

Honestly, what's the point of leveling double pair if pair exists? Literally same +mult scale but one is much easier and has 5 less chips

[low eagle]

Op two pair build:

[shadow heart]

Explain yourself

[shadow heart]

Use of cards

But apart from that not much use

[low eagle]

I aint lying

I might be a joker

But I Don't fool others

I alone am the fool

And I alone will remain the fool

[tranquil oak]

Yellow deck orange stake has been beaten, one shotted Amber Corn easily even with the jokers shuffled

[molten horizon]

I hate my luck(I have highest card at level 1)

[tranquil oak]

Kinda got blessed with a bunch of uncommon jokers and baseball card ngl

[crystal mirage]

I need a balatrillion dollars right now

[slim junco]

Play double aces

[low eagle]

Study this,you'll learn it

[molten horizon]

Late

I already lost

[silk forum]

Lol

[slim junco]

Bro you coulda won

[dry cedar]

Bro does anyone want this seed...? 😭 It's actually kinda insane

[low eagle]

Looks like the jokes on you-

[molten horizon]

I hate running and skipping everything.

[low eagle]

Yeah bro,the house always wins

[molten horizon]

But I need the invisible wildcard

[low eagle]

Bro the house always wins

[molten horizon]

What if I burn down the house?

[low eagle]

Maybe the true BALATRO was the jokers we discovered along the way

[low eagle]

OH NO-

WE ARE COOKED

WERE GETTING BALATRO'D

[molten horizon]

Balatro with beef is delicious

And a little salt

[low eagle]

STAY AWAY

[weary stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1384289888119296100/Screenshot_20250523_141856_TikTok.jpg?ex=6851e3ec&is=6850926c&hm=a484edded1fbf4bf6594ea9b261f5e60845b9084a6d17ba2d735c8c73c871236&

[low eagle]

I've seen that before

[weary stump]

[low eagle]

Meme stealing license please

[tranquil oak]

Game gives me Wee joker in the first shop, then decides my 2s are better left at the bottom of my deck

Super not stonks

[molten horizon]

I love my luck

[low eagle]

The house wins

At the end of the day

The house is the true winner

And the jokes will be on you-

[molten horizon]

I'M GOING TO (skibidi) WIN

[low eagle]

Fun fact:there's actually a blind named "the house"

[tranquil oak]

There is a character named Shaco in league of legends who has a voice line that says “the jokes on you”

His dance is the worm

[low eagle]

You are not the house

And you will never be

[molten horizon]

What if I live in my house?

[low eagle]

Then the house you live in wins

AND you dont

[dry briar]

XDDDDDDD

[low eagle]

So the jokes will still be on you-

UNLESS

You own the house

[molten horizon]

I'm going to call the demolition organization to destroy the house.

[low eagle]

Which you probably live in someone's basement

[sick silo]

what do i sell for invis

[molten horizon]

Spam..

[low eagle]

Then the money is gone

[molten horizon]

NOOOOO

THE MONEY

😭

[low eagle]

And thea jokes are still on thy existence

[sick silo]

MY ECON
FUCK

[thin glade]

is the green joker really that bad?

never used it

[molten horizon]

He is one of the worst jokers

-1 multi to discard

[molten horizon]

You are a (bee)

[low eagle]

People who use this,the red deck and garbage can voucher are cooked

[low eagle]

And your not a house

[molten horizon]

I USED IT A LOT WHEN I WAS NEGATIVE

[low eagle]

So you won't win

[molten horizon]

What if I call the house and tell them to let me win?

I NEED TO WIN

[low eagle]

The house can't talk

AND THE JOKES REMAIN ON YOU-

[molten horizon]

YOU ARE A (skibidi)

[thin glade]

maybe it would work good with the burglar

sounds really bad tho

[low eagle]

Bro,you should go do what mr.bones does after 25% chips

[molten horizon]

I lost against the wall (I had Mr. bones)...

[sick silo]

nvm
please hit ancient or baseball please hit ancient or baseball

[low eagle]

Jokes....you..

[sick silo]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[low eagle]

Bro after "the house":

[molten horizon]

Real

I am descending into madness

Help me

Gambling addiction is killing me

[low eagle]

Bro thinking he won until "the house":

[low eagle]

Check this top secret guide out:

[molten horizon]

Dude

[molten horizon]

I'M GOING TO (####)

I'M ON ROBLOX

########

[low eagle]

Bro chill

[molten horizon]

#######💔