🎙・server-chat

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[cold merlin]

So fun... there are 2 bosses my build cannot beat... I use rerrol on one of them to reroll into the other one... oof

[hard gyro]

Can someone tell me how does balatro generate seeds

Is that an engine or what?

I understand games like minecraft and terraria but I don't understand slay the spire and balatro

Like how do seeds get generated

[cold merlin]

well balatro just generates all things that will show up in the shop on each ante

and shuffles of the deck

but really seed is seed is just a number they put into RNG...
and if you put same number it will give you exactly same result

[hard gyro]

Bruh

It's amazing what this game can be capable of

[pallid sapphire]

The poor man's programming method for RNG is making a seed based on the time of the day

[hard gyro]

How does that work

[cold merlin]

I mean time of day is too contorllable, usuall you do time of day, process ID from task manager and thread ID

[cold merlin]

just a math formula

[hard gyro]

Btw is it true that the source code of the game can be found anywhere?

[olive ferry]

Localthunk should use the lava lamp method and have bajillions more seeds

[pallid sapphire]

Basically in computers you can't actually make something that's truly random. So you put a number called a "seed" into the RNG formula, which is actually a formula but it makes a number that "looks" random

[hard gyro]

Damn

[pallid sapphire]

the only question then is where you get the seed, so usually for beginner programmers you're taught to get it from extracting the date and time as a number

[brave kite]

Yessss

Finally antimatter

Time to rolllll

[pallid sapphire]

There are better methods of course but idk what they are lol

[hard gyro]

I only seen antimatter like twice in my hundreds of runs

[olive ferry]

The lava lamp method

[hard gyro]

It shouldn't be that hard to find

[cold merlin]

as I said, datetime, process ID, thread ID, temperature of CPU
and just mix those into bigger number using some XORs or something

[olive ferry]

I think I've seen random generators that use the earth's atmospheric pressure

Isnt that sick

[hard gyro]

And i never saw pieroglyph only hiero

[cold merlin]

I am saying it is a professional who actually has to do randomness at my job as software developer

[hard gyro]

I always admire procedural generation or random generations

[cold merlin]

And true randomness can be generated, by having a special device that listens to ambient noise somewhere... but those devices are expensive

[hard gyro]

It's probably the best part about any games

[hard gyro]

Wouldn't true randomness be too much?

[pallid sapphire]

Well the computer by itself is unlikely to be able to come up with something random but outside peripherals means no holds barred fr

[cold merlin]

for single player games, yes... but sometimes you need it

in multiplayer games you sometimes want true randomness, so that people cannot game the system

[cold merlin]

fluctuations of CPU temperature are closest you can do to true randomness

without special peripherals

[olive ferry]

I heard about people complaining in some music app that the shuffle wasnt actually random because it'd sometimes play songs from the same artist consecutively even though thats just how random is sometimes so the creators made artificial randomness to make it feel random

[cold merlin]

YouTube also had to make video IDs less random so that they would feel more random

because it would randomly have words in it and whatnot

[pallid sapphire]

Turns out humans aren't actually very good at detecting what's random or not lol

(actual studies on it)

[olive ferry]

there was one time a video id just had the n word in all caps that was wild

[cold merlin]

Yes you are expected to get streaks if it is true randomness

[pallid sapphire]

lmfao

[lofty agate]

brainstorm in buffon pack

[brisk zinc]

i used my own name as a seed and got blueprint in ante 1 first shop buffoon

[stark comet]

yes, and it's extremely easy to access.

[fiery pulsar]

hello

make sure to drink water today

[mortal crown]

hello

[olive ferry]

"The world!!!" Dio says. "I'm gonna spade you, Jojo!!!"
"Not if I Diamond you, first!!" Jojo says. "Star Platinum!!"

[brisk zinc]

of course the amanda seed is photochaddable

[brisk zinc]

finally

greenprint

[fluid kestrel]

[clever moss]

good start

[worn kayak]

Oops all blueprint

[clever moss]

i got jumpscared

what is going on

1.3 hands????

[sly wasp]

Oops all blue

[sly wasp]

its crypted

[worn kayak]

actually

21.3 hands

oops all negative blueprint

[deep forum]

All good things must end

[clever moss]

getting the plant with those jokers

the game hates you

[deep forum]

I know😭

[toxic horizon]

gonna kms

[patent flame]

In plasma probably needs 15 more steel kings

[deep forum]

Game hates you even more

[toxic horizon]

is there even a way to win this 😭

[deep forum]

Nah

[toxic horizon]

LETS GO

ITS NOT OVER TILL I SAY IT IS

[deep forum]

Huh

How tf

[toxic horizon]

had a few lucky cards and they hit

[deep forum]

Crazy work

[toxic horizon]

i know right

[patent flame]

Prepare backup plan next time

[toxic horizon]

i forgot plant existed in my defense

[patent flame]

Glass cards base mult from 4oak

[patent flame]

It's fine

[toxic horizon]

sick i got a perkeo too

[patent flame]

It's just that most ppl like to complain about losing to plant when they don't have a proper backup plan

[patent flame]

Wtf

It's ghost deck...

[toxic horizon]

unseeded mind you

[patent flame]

I know

But I'd setup for baron immediately if i was u

But this amount of money's pretty dangerous to have

For both run directions

[toxic horizon]

i could try and pivot to baron

first i want sock and buskin

alright i found a death life is good

[patent flame]

If u get mime first it's totally a baron pivot

[slim junco]

Wish me perkeo and red seal pls

[patent flame]

Wsh for a 0.3% chance joker to appear?

[pallid sapphire]

You don't need perkeo lol

[patent flame]

That's never gonna happen

[deep forum]

Going for nanief

?

[patent flame]

U are playing in the wrong deck is the first problem here

[patent flame]

In their dreams

[slim junco]

Trying

[clever moss]

i need blueprint so bad rn

pray

[slim junco]

What deck am I supposed to do

[pallid sapphire]

plasma prob

[patent flame]

Plasma

[brisk zinc]

my seed is decent

[patent flame]

Scoring is free + u only need 40 red seal steel kings

[slim junco]

I see

[patent flame]

Also it's easier to stockpile money in plasma

U only need bull and 4 econ jokers

Cuz u need an obscene amount of money to be able to make a baron mime run work

[patent flame]

That's brutal

[clever moss]

oh mygod

i beat it

how tf did i beat this i only had like 10 non debuffed cards

[brave kite]

Do I take it

Pls help

[toxic horizon]

died could get a sock or baron or mime

i got an idol that carried me a little bit luck wasn’t on my side

[young prism]

moar swashbucklin

another TIL, Swashbuckler doesn't include sell value of itself, however it does include the sell value of another swashbuckler

makes sense but I never thought about it like that

[deep forum]

Get oops all 6s

[young prism]

if I see it, yes

but we swashin rn

[deep forum]

Bloodstone is NOT a 1/2 chance

[dusty heath]

Bloodstone is a actually 1/8 but it plays nice when you have oops all sixes

[patent rain]

why is noone talking in this server

[copper bridge]

i can't believe that the verdant leaf would do this to me. whatever shall i do

[glass ginkgo]

Gold record

[half sand]

Hihihih, lets make lots of glass and steel!

[short tinsel]

photochad

[orchid raft]

beautiful

[fluid kestrel]

Thank you so much 😘

[orchid raft]

what if Michel get disabled before destroying itself? Cavendish isn't possible then?

[oak token]

Seeing that, a doubt arose in me: can an eternal Gros Michel become extinct?

[ember root]

Gros Michel can't be eternal

[oak token]

Oh really?

[ember root]

Mhm

[oak token]

And if you have a mod that allows you to add eternal to jokers

[ember root]

🤷‍♀️

[wintry elk]

The only time I get a legendary game is the bug.

[orchid raft]

where are you playing?

[left glade]

i love showman

[lofty mountain]

GUYS I BEAT IT

I FINALLY FUCKING BEAT ANTE 8

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[left glade]

NICE

thanks showman

[lofty mountain]

i really wanna mod the game but im on linux

so ill be screwed 100%

[wintry elk]

Android with z fold 6

[wanton pebble]

is there a bug where if you use ectoplasm and the joker affected is being targeted by a blue print or brainstorm you lose more than 1 hand space??

[left glade]

showman

[lofty mountain]

wtf does that mean

[half sand]

I have a bit of Aces

[left glade]

showman makes the jokers and consumables appear many times

[lofty mountain]

ace joker goes hard with this deck

[lofty mountain]

wtf does that mean? in the shop??

they already do

[marble sparrow]

if you buy a blueprint with showman you can get another blueprint

but if you don't buy the blueprint with showman you can't get another blueprint

[flint mantle]

how tf do i even win a single run?????

[marble sparrow]

Get good jokers ig I barely win myselr

[tranquil oak]

Got 2 eternal polychrome Hacks, surely this run is in the bag already

[flint mantle]

is ppl playing modded balatro morr than natursl?

[sharp hearth]

robert gleyzer?

[tranquil oak]

Who is that?

[marble sparrow]

deck fix

[sharp hearth]

he put the heart in the bag

so nobody got hurt

[left glade]

yeah

[tranquil oak]

I’m only on ante 2 small blind, but yes ideally I wanna make a bunch of lucky 2s in case wee joker shows up

[tranquil oak]

Hopefully find a lucky cat

[left glade]

showman is luck, but when you luck is good

showman is broken

[tranquil oak]

K, now I have 3 eternal polychrome Hacks

Keep the ankhs coming

[marble sparrow]

seed?

[tranquil oak]

I still need to finish the run

[flint mantle]

?

[left glade]

i love the glass joker

[lofty mountain]

what does the spanish balatro shit

mean

[clever moss]

what

[lofty mountain]

like balatro y balatrez

balatrito

[nova shore]

name and surname

[lofty mountain]

fuckin

[nova shore]

little balatro

[lofty mountain]

salut

[nova shore]

sex

[lofty mountain]

for balatro

[nova shore]

hi

[lofty mountain]

LMFAO

[nova shore]

el balatro

balatro balatrez its a person

[clever moss]

balatro balatrez

[lofty mountain]

steam guy?

[nova shore]

is name is balatro and is last name is balatrez

[nova shore]

wdym

[clever moss]

in turkish we call it "balatro balatroğlu" lol

[clever moss]

no basically

[nova shore]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[clever moss]

in spanish

-ez suffix means "son of"

and its a common surname i believe

[lofty mountain]

so basically there was a guy named in steam balatro balatrez

[lofty mountain]

yes

[nova shore]

no shit

[clever moss]

nLMAO

balatro balatroğlu is also peak hear me

means the same exact thibg

[lofty mountain]

turkey is cool, i love turkey

[nova shore]

What territory will Balatro conquer today?

it sounds like a general

sergeant, or something like that

[clever moss]

you should, thanks

[clever moss]

wait actually

kinda

i wanna change my name to balatro balatroğlu

[lofty mountain]

im from iraq, my uncle goes there a lot

[clever moss]

WOW!!! we're neighbors

[nova shore]

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

[lofty mountain]

yup

[clever moss]

r u from the north or south of iraq

[lofty mountain]

god i wanna go to bed

[lofty mountain]

south

unfortunately

[clever moss]

chill its 9 pm

[clever moss]

wait, what does joker mean in spanish

[left glade]

mime retriger blackboard?

[nova shore]

joker/buffon

[clever moss]

so

balatro is joker in latin

[nova shore]

yea

[clever moss]

and its descendant in spanish is BALADRON

[nova shore]

wdym

baladron doesnt exist

[clever moss]

old spanish probably

are you spanish

or speak spanish

apparently verb balatrar (to scream) also comes from balatro

[lofty agate]

okay bruh

[nova shore]

yea

[lofty mountain]

i pulled off the 24 hour challenge, ive been awake since yesterday like 1 am

[lofty agate]

me too (nobody cares)

[nova shore]

baladron sounds like two words
balatro and ladron

[clever moss]

wait this is so funny to me

[lofty mountain]

sorry discord got stupid and sent twice

[clever moss]

most descendants of the word balatro just mean to scream lmfaooo

[slim junco]

Blackboard is not a held in hand effect

[nova shore]

borra la cuenta then

[nova shore]

JAJAJA

[lofty mountain]

real madrid or barcelona who better

[clever moss]

balatro does indeed make me scream

[clever moss]

barcelona clear

[lofty agate]

hamburguesa con patatas

[slim junco]

Mime can retrigger raised fist though

[clever moss]

damn, ur definitely eepy

[lofty mountain]

uh, i mean you kinda right like half right

you won against us a lot

[nova shore]

im argentino

🧉

[lofty mountain]

but we did accomplish more in our history

[clever moss]

why don't i get a yellow message when u reply to me

[lofty mountain]

latinx

[clever moss]

areyou a real supporter

[lofty mountain]

because uhh

idk bruh

[left glade]

i get the bloodstone?

[slim junco]

Discord allows you to turn off pings from replies

[lofty mountain]

maybe i turned off the ping on the reply?

[lofty agate]

I HATE CHICOT

[left glade]

i only playing hearts cards because the blackboard

[clever moss]

yeah yeah probably

[slim junco]

Thats bad with black board

[clever moss]

i was just confused i didnt know

[left glade]

is checkered

[lofty mountain]

idk either i guess its just muscle memory to not ping

[slim junco]

Doesnt change a thing

[lofty mountain]

only reason i stayed up so long is balatro im not joking

[left glade]

i hate this game so much

[lofty mountain]

i think ive been playing since almost 4-5 pm ish

[alpine orbit]

why

[left glade]

not hearts cards

[alpine orbit]

ah

oh it's checkered

ah

[waxen skiff]

negative to the moon looks cooler than the non-negative

[slim junco]

With blackboard you wanna make everything black cards anyways, so exactly that doesn't happen

[clever moss]

ˈba.ɫa.troː

[left glade]

the aj only come when i am in checkered, i hate u aj

[slim junco]

Whos aj

[left glade]

ancient joker

[lusty gazelle]

So many mods omg

[left glade]

yeah

[left glade]

i like mods

[clever moss]

photochad

[lusty gazelle]

Clearly

[clever moss]

TTEO

TETO

[left glade]

in ante 2

[clever moss]

NO WAY

I NEED IT

[left glade]

YEAH

[clever moss]

TETO

[clever moss]

happened to me today too

[left glade]

ITS VOCALATRO MOD

[clever moss]

OMG

UGH I WISH I COULD INSTALL MODS

im on apple arcade so i can't yet

[viral rapids]

@latent spear

[latent spear]

You will burn in the pits of hell

[left glade]

WHAT

[viral rapids]

Poo stained joker

[hard gyro]

Sell acrobat

You really don't need it

[left glade]

i copy the photo or the chad with the brainstorm?

[hard gyro]

Photo

More xmult is better

[nova shore]

pls dont

[clever moss]

do i have to play more than 1 hand in a round for acrobat to work?

never used it

[left glade]

i take the oops all six?

[brisk zinc]

why does invisible joker always pick the worst fucking one to clone

[nova shore]

you need to play the same hand 2 times

[nova shore]

he hate you

[neon wren]

that's card sharp

[brisk zinc]

fucking dusk lmao

[neon wren]

acrobat is just when hands remaining are 1 (works on needle)

[left glade]

WHATS THE MOD FOR BLUEPRINT?

[nova shore]

oh no

[brisk zinc]

https://github.com/Sesebasti/BlueStorm_Malverk#

it changes brainstorm too

[nova shore]

@left glade you should get all the malverk mods

[clever moss]

i need to mod my game asap please lemme mod on apple arcade

[nova shore]

?

no

[clever moss]

huh?

[latent spear]

Is it possible to see the history of seeds you've played

Cause I fumbled a lucky card red seal deck when I accidentally sold an oops all six

[left glade]

i need all the mods of balatro

I take this six or no?

[nova shore]

yea

[left glade]

i think its better than the card sharp

[waxen skiff]

do i continue or no (im feeling chopped rn)

[left glade]

continue

[brisk zinc]

yes

[left glade]

This joker has a special secret passive that attracts luck, your chances of finding legendary jokers are doubled

[brisk zinc]

ok double dusk isn't all that bad

ante 11 get

[clever moss]

better than sharp but isnt sharp negative

[waxen skiff]

which 1 do i choose (i cant decide between builds or some shit)

[nova shore]

showman

[stray mantle]

blue

[clever moss]

blue

you need plus chips

[left glade]

yeahh, checkered purple stake

[stray mantle]

baron is super weak early game

[left glade]

now i going to try ghost deck

gold stake

[clever moss]

true

unless you get insane luck for deck building

[stray mantle]

ghost deck was my first gold stake win

[left glade]

NO

[celest jetty]

Would you take Lucky Cat here? 👀

[left glade]

ITS A HARD CHOICE

[clever moss]

i feel so chopped too ive never even played gold stake

[celest jetty]

Photograph for sure

[clever moss]

LMAO NOO

[waxen skiff]

what now

[stray mantle]

Dna+ red seal steel king from a standard pack and you need to get lucky in pulling it too and hit consistent copy/destruction consumables

which is super unlikely especially early 😭

[celest jetty]

This is my deck, for context

(I need to deckfix BAD)

[stray mantle]

sell popcorn and jimbo

for riff raff

[left glade]

oh good, i need to win

and need to get a chad

[clever moss]

yes lollol😭 maybe red seal not that necessary in white stake

[nova shore]

YEAAA YPU USED HEX

[stray mantle]

you have spare trousers so you should try to build towards two pair

[left glade]

YEAAAAAAA

[clever moss]

CHAD

[nova shore]

🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎊🎉🎁🎇🎆🥳🥳🎆

[stray mantle]

yeah

[left glade]

PERISHABLE NO

PERISHABLE NO

[stray mantle]

[left glade]

PERISHABLE NO

PERISHABLE NO

😭

[clever moss]

[left glade]

PLANT DONT AFFECT ME

MORE

[lofty agate]

i prefeer yorick🗣🔥

[latent spear]

As long as there is no hate thou shall feel no pain from my wrath

[left glade]

NO PHOTO

NO

[clever moss]

OOF MIKU

DONT TELL ME IT HAS NERU TOO

IVE NEVER SEEN THIS MOD BEFORE

[lofty agate]

wtf

[waxen skiff]

did bro's screen break

[clever moss]

im scared

[brave kite]

Do I take the showman

[brave kite]

Do I take showman

Pls help

[clever moss]

oh my god. this is my life

my life is complete

[waxen skiff]

how are yall reaching ante 18 i cant even reach ante 5 normally without help 😭

[clever moss]

oh god

IT HAS DEFOKO

LITERALLY

[brave kite]

This my first time

[waxen skiff]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE 😭

[clever moss]

and rei with heat abnormal

[brave kite]

Getting anye18

Not playing balatro

Bruh

Chill

Don’t die

[left glade]

my record is ante 14

[nova shore]

@left glade why you dont have the waifus jokers?

[left glade]

because

THE PLANT

EXIST

[left glade]

idk what is this mod

[nova shore]

waifus, jokers

[brave kite]

Pls help

[brave kite]

Do I kill mime

For shkwman

[left glade]

ah, iknow, this mod is so strange

[nova shore]

which

[bold canyon]

Ya if you want naming

[left glade]

waifu jokers

[bold canyon]

Naninf*

[left glade]

with nanaeinf its possible to get ante 100?

[brave kite]

I’m

No

Ante 39 is unbeatable

[nova shore]

yea

[nova shore]

e

sorry i forgot this is vanilla

[waxen skiff]

cro im only ante 2

[idle copper]

I'm trying to run Brainstorm on Mac... and it's always crashing. Anyone here have any luck with it?

[waxen skiff]

i think i went too overkill on the wall

[nova shore]

wdym by brainstorm¿

[olive ferry]

The wall gets it

[nova shore]

the mod?

[idle copper]

It's a mod, yeah

Rerolling Mad

mod

[nova shore]

#⚙・modding-general

send the crash log here

[left glade]

red card is good

[idle copper]

Thanks 🙂

[left glade]

rocket ante 1 is

🔥

[nova shore]

hex

[sonic vigil]

How

[waxen skiff]

can someone teach me a joker build ❤️

[sonic vigil]

I had a similar build but couldn’t get any negatives

I got to e27

[toxic gulch]

we should get rid of baron mime builds

[sonic vigil]

You’re just mad you can’t get one to work

[toxic gulch]

therye boring

theres so many other builds that can be way funner

[sonic vigil]

Skill issue

[toxic gulch]

i think youre just coping

[waxen skiff]

problem is I CANT FUCKING ACCESS THEM BECAUSE OF MY TINY BRAIN SO I DONT GET TO EXPERIENCE THE FUN

[sonic vigil]

Skill issue

[waxen skiff]

thus making me cope in this server

[toxic gulch]

youre in a cs skin server

[sonic vigil]

Do real gambling instead

[sonic vigil]

yea?

[toxic gulch]

seems pretty fkn low to me

[waxen skiff]

no fuck you

[sonic vigil]

lmao

[toxic gulch]

noob youre not getting anywhere

[sonic vigil]

how is that low

[brisk zinc]

is this a new thing?

i swear it wasnt there before

[sonic vigil]

Why? Already got 6 figs in the bank account

[spring sphinx]

This has GOT to be a joke

[sonic vigil]

Nice

[toxic gulch]

honestly would be good

[brisk zinc]

wdym "would be"

[toxic gulch]

yeah im sure buddy

[brisk zinc]

what would be good?

[sonic vigil]

idk why u think cs skins are low but wtv

[toxic gulch]

well i actual dont know if its in the game

[sonic vigil]

u make no sense to me

[brisk zinc]

well it's in my game

[spring sphinx]

I TRIED TO NOT USE FLUSH AS MUCH AND I FORGOT I ONLY HAD ONE HAAAND

NOO

[brisk zinc]

i haven't updated any of my mods either

[toxic gulch]

what is yalls favorite joker build

[alpine orbit]

this one

supernova + hit the road + space joker + two insurance jokers

[toxic gulch]

hit the road gets 0.5x mult for discarded jack?

[lavish zenith]

hit the road gospel in my balatro discord. lovely

[toxic gulch]

w build

[lavish zenith]

i will protect us from hit the road slander

[hard gyro]

Is it?

[toxic gulch]

its not a baron mime build

[hard gyro]

Who said it is lmao

[lavish zenith]

nor is it a photochad build

[alpine orbit]

yes

[lavish zenith]

its working and that makes it peak

[toxic gulch]

kk

[hard gyro]

Kinda burnt out on balatro

[toxic gulch]

i honestly like anything with pareodilla

[lavish zenith]

sounds like you need to

hit the road

heHEHheohughooaohhohohoehuhoheohohehoeohueou

[hard gyro]

You can leave now

[toxic gulch]

try the challenges

[hard gyro]

I did

[lavish zenith]

show me to the door then

[hard gyro]

Still lol

[toxic gulch]

mods

[alpine orbit]

is a good jonkler

[hard gyro]

You can hit the road to it lol

[toxic gulch]

or just play sub optimally

[hard gyro]

Mobile

[left glade]

plant

[toxic gulch]

you can mod on mobile

[hard gyro]

I don't think so

[toxic gulch]

rest in pieces

im like 90% sure you can

[shadow loom]

anyone have a cryptid ultimate pair seed

[toxic gulch]

CRYPTID DISCORD

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling 🧏

[ember root]

Very beautiful build I had recently

[alpine orbit]

glass joker my beloved

bootstrap 😭

[hard gyro]

I am not gonna attempt to jeopardize my save because there is no way to get it back on mobile

[toxic gulch]

fair enough

or just play the roblox verison

[ember root]

It actually came in clutch here thanks to Cloud 9, Boots was like +90 when I finished

[hard gyro]

Yeah i tried that thing

[alpine orbit]

that's like

$450

[hard gyro]

It was so bad

[alpine orbit]

what the hell

[hard gyro]

So so bad

[ember root]

Cloud 9 good

[toxic gulch]

play sub optimally

or play a differnt game

[ember root]

Maybe I'm exaggerating cuz I forgot it mightve actually been like +50 but that's still goated with a leveled up 4OAK

[toxic gulch]

guys what build should i play

[ember root]

Idk you can't really just play a build

Unless seeded

[toxic gulch]

well i could do a seed

[brave kite]

Do I sell mine for the burglar?

[lavish zenith]

by jove he thinks he should sell mime for burgaler

[brave kite]

No?

[fiery flower]

nah

[brave kite]

Ok

[slim junco]

Tis is a warning

[scarlet wind]

GG

[brave kite]

But like

[toxic gulch]

piss is a warning??!?!??

[spring sphinx]

Omg yay

[slim junco]

In ante 25 you can if you wanna naneinf

[slim junco]

???

[spring sphinx]

Proud of ya lad

[nimble geyser]

should i sell a sock and buskin for a blueprint?

[lavish zenith]

i was gonna tell you to take a screenshot using the prntscreen key but what the heck your keyboard literally doesnt have one ?

unless its this

[toxic gulch]

you could always sell brainstorm for blueprint

also why is there a crosshair

[brisk zinc]

who uses printscreen bro just win+shift+s

objectively better

[lavish zenith]

thats what i do too

[nimble geyser]

i was playing another game and i forgot to disable

[scarlet wind]

Sorry it’s on spanish, the key is the one that says ImpPnt

[brisk zinc]

tho i use fn+O for screenshots personally

[nimble geyser]

win+shift+s >>>>>>>>>

[brisk zinc]

yea i did that when i was on windows

so much better than printscreen

[toxic gulch]

pick a num 1 - 31

[brisk zinc]

27

[spring sphinx]

Guys i don’t understand erosion joker

Like ion understand what it does

[toxic gulch]

pick another

im not wasting my time on that challenge

[brisk zinc]

if you have fewer than 52 cards in your deck, you get +1 mult for each "missing" card

[slim junco]

Sup yall

[brisk zinc]

like if you have 51 cards you get +1 mult because 52-51=1

[spring sphinx]

I still need that answer chicot

[brisk zinc]

i just gave you the answer

[slim junco]

@final delta

[toxic gulch]

chicot pick a number 1 - 31

[slim junco]

31

[hard gyro]

Do 31 pushups

[orchid raft]

ante 6/8 ... Should i sell acrobat?..

[final delta]

yes

[toxic gulch]

chicot i personally hate you

[hard gyro]

This is disturbing

[toxic gulch]

what the hell are those texttures

[slim junco]

@spring sphinx asked if we jokers are in a giant relationship

[hard gyro]

I hope you get planted

[orchid raft]

AHAHAHHA 😭

[slim junco]

Joker poker

[final delta]

thats a great question

[final delta]

okay woah that's to far

[hard gyro]

So poker?

Basically

[hard gyro]

Shut up I have used 19 souls and haven't discovered you yet

I don't know why

I would i progressed really fast on this save tho it's been only two weeks and I already have 27 wins and 96% of my collection

[final delta]

use 19 more

[hard gyro]

Bro what

[final delta]

u heard me

[hard gyro]

You ain't even worth it

Look at you

[final delta]

yes i am

[hard gyro]

You have drifted eyes

[final delta]

I'm more then worth it

Im the undisputed goat

[brisk zinc]

than*

[final delta]

hush it peasant

[brisk zinc]

pheasant*

i'm one of those birds

[hard gyro]

Lmao

[final delta]

😱

[hard gyro]

@forest glen are you the stormbow?

The daedalus stormbow

#1 destroyer cheeser

[forest glen]

So, not sure if I should make a bug report or not, but I am experiencing either a wild amount of luck, or a bug.

on non-modded, im running vagabond and I've gotten 11 deaths in a row, and if I hold a death in my consumables, it ALWAYS generates hanged man

at first I was celebrating, but now its freakin me out

[forest glen]

naur, I wish

[hard gyro]

Bro is suffering from success

[forest glen]

no fr

like at first I was cheering

but now I feel cursed, maybe I want a different tarot at this point

[hard gyro]

It's probably not even a bug

Game sometimes is overly nice

[hidden dragon]

you can send the seed here

and let someone else see

[hard gyro]

I got a negative Cavendish once from skipping

Yeah

[forest glen]

seed is 335JRJ9Q

[hard gyro]

What deck are you using

Don't say magic

[forest glen]

ghost on purple stake

[brisk zinc]

note to self: never sell the invisible joker before opening the arcana pack

[forest glen]

I got a strength and like a few other misc, but the amount of death cards I got was frightening. felt like it was an omen

[hard gyro]

Canio

[brisk zinc]

it was

[forest glen]

forecasting my own death

[brisk zinc]

now i need pareidolia

[hard gyro]

Give me my 50$

[forest glen]

sudden cut to static

[brisk zinc]

i don't even have 5$ to my name

[nocturne sphinx]

i wanna design a legendary joker that has something to do with time

[toxic gulch]

chicot my goat

[nocturne sphinx]

any ideas?

[forest glen]

hm

say more

[hard gyro]

A joker hieroglyph?

[forest glen]

like how much time you use?

[nocturne sphinx]

something

but more overpowered

[final delta]

we need a cheese joker

[nocturne sphinx]

idkk

i just think time could be a cool factor

[toxic gulch]

where chicot

[forest glen]

maybe a joker that let's you rewind and undo a hand under certain conditions?

[final delta]

@slim junco

[fiery flower]

legendary joker that save scums for you

[forest glen]

the new SS+ tier

[hard gyro]

What

[nocturne sphinx]

yeahh

make a save

[hard gyro]

That sounds so bad

[nocturne sphinx]

any better ideas?

[forest glen]

idk, like it gives you another go at lucky cards or things like magic 8, so its like a re-trigger like dusk kinda

idk dawg, im just spitballing

sounds more like a rare tbf

[hard gyro]

I am thinking it's a randomized chance to decrease ante with the cost of losing a random joker

[forest glen]

Mmm

[hard gyro]

Or econ

[nocturne sphinx]

hmm

cost $10 to go back an ante?

[nocturne sphinx]

yeahh

[forest glen]

what if it's a 1/100 or 1/50 on each hand to go back an ante?

[hard gyro]

Sounds so similar

[hard gyro]

That would be a the worse knockoff of hieroglyph

[nocturne sphinx]

how about when cards is played it goes right back to your hand

which does kinda kill throwaway hands

but like

[hard gyro]

I don't think you can do much with time in balatro due to the vouchers already existing

[nocturne sphinx]

fair

[tranquil oak]

Finally think I got this gold stake ghost deck run cleared, got blessed with a throwback early, made it polychrome and ankhed it, just got a ton of x mult

Polychrome flower pot and card sharp

[hard gyro]

Skipping

The speed runner playthrough

[tranquil oak]

I’ve definitely skipped more blinds than played this run

[hard gyro]

Makes sense

[tranquil oak]

Only on round 11 for ante 8 boss blind

[hard gyro]

Damn

You unlocking wee and Andy simultaneously aren't you

[tranquil oak]

Already have all jokers unlocked but yes I would

[forest glen]

what if it was like Smear or Legging

[tranquil oak]

Only have 10 gold sticker jokers though

[lime mist]

Madame d'Or
Legendary
After defeating each Boss Blind, destroy Joker to the right and its sell value in 10 chance for -1 Ante.

[tranquil oak]

This run will add 4

[hard gyro]

Wouldn't that just make the run seemingly endless?

Unless you sell it

[final delta]

wasn't there a new update today?

[hard gyro]

There was???

[lime mist]

yes

[final delta]

idk that's why I'm asking

[tranquil oak]

Lol yeah, amber corn easily got one shotted with a straight

[hard gyro]

I don't think there was

[grim prism]

WHAT'S GETTING ADDED NEXT?

[lime mist]

sushi joker of course

[grim prism]

mmmm raw fish

[final delta]

me

[hard gyro]

I was about to make a bannable joke

[grim prism]

i love u give me a chance

[final delta]

will u feed me consumables

[grim prism]

anything u want

[hard gyro]

You don't eat them you throw them up

[final delta]

we can achieve naneinf together

[grim prism]

sure we can baby

[grim prism]

HEY! Dont talk to him.

[final delta]

I eat them then shit negative version

[hard gyro]

Shut up knockoff cj

[grim prism]

bro its tyler the creator with carti's face💀

what cj

this aint san andreas

[final delta]

hell yeah we can do it every run naneinf left right and center

[balmy osprey]

Good afternoon

[hard gyro]

Carl johnson

[grim prism]

🫶

[remote sparrow]

hi fam

[orchid raft]

Is Hieroglyph that good?

[hard gyro]

I am really thinking of replaying san andreas

[nova shore]

borra la cuenta

[hard gyro]

Yes

[remote sparrow]

orita que tenga una escalera de color lo hago mi rey

[orchid raft]

i have grenbo 😄

[nova shore]

tirate un royal flush no seas rata

[orchid raft]

what is that face

[hard gyro]

He is a mini guy

[nova shore]

A K Q J 10

[hard gyro]

Don't step over him you may crush him

[orchid raft]

i will

In English please

[nova shore]

y ese ralsei salvaje?

[final delta]

j 10 9 8 7

[remote sparrow]

no puedo

[remote sparrow]

ok Gustavo

[hard gyro]

65432

[nova shore]

i said royal flush

[orchid raft]

The sticker got deleted i dont know

[hard gyro]

Royal flush = Straight flush

[orchid raft]

WHY

[nova shore]

yea, them arent allowed

[hard gyro]

This isn't poker this is balatro

[orchid raft]

how boring life is

[nova shore]

ask thunk

[brisk zinc]

watch me get only useless shite

[idle abyss]

I beat gold stake for first time 😄

[hard gyro]

You may get rares

[remote sparrow]

chat, if i complete a whole Balatro game, will i finally unlock all difficulties ?

[brisk zinc]

i got hallucination and red card 😭

no money to reroll anymore

[hard gyro]

You still have more shops

[brisk zinc]

ya and i got temperance from aracana pack so i can reroll a few more

[idle abyss]

what do u mean

[final delta]

i said 7 8 9 10 j

[hard gyro]

The last difficulty on each deck is gold stake

[nova shore]

perkeo you dont know shit about poker, just keep multiplying my death

[brisk zinc]

why do i ever play this fucking deck

[orchid raft]

hieroglyph cooked me 🥀 , well i cooked myself basicaly

[final delta]

fuck ur death i want pluto

[hard gyro]

Ngl using that voucher on black deck of all decks might be the dumbest

[nova shore]

lame planet buuuuuu

[orchid raft]

yea u right

[mystic oracle]

BALATRO TAGGGGG

[final delta]

goated planet

[mystic oracle]

🥀

[hard gyro]

Weeee

[orchid raft]

yes youre welcome to MULThood

[brisk zinc]

useless on this build sadly

[mystic oracle]

maybe another time, im still chillin here

[brisk zinc]

well that's another green stake down

[hard gyro]

I was right tho you got a rare

[brisk zinc]

yea but not a good one ☹️

[final delta]

u should change ur name to hologram

[hard gyro]

No

[final delta]

😔

[hard gyro]

Hologram is jimbo but cooler

And more useful

[nova shore]

duh

[hard gyro]

Shut up

[nova shore]

duh

[hard gyro]

Imagine having a frozen heart

[nova shore]

duh

[nova shore]

elsa

[hard gyro]

Just put it on the grill

Smh

[teal storm]

Uhh...

[final delta]

cheese

[teal storm]

The timing couldn't have been any funnier.

[final delta]

agreed

[brisk zinc]

let's goooo

canio about to skyrocket

[final delta]

ew canio

[brisk zinc]

i have director's cut

whoever reacted with plant

[hard gyro]

Paradolia and plant hate each other

[final delta]

++++

+++

++

shiy

[red sapphire]

even then, just sell Pareidoila if Director's Cut rerolls into the Plant

[hard gyro]

Imagine if it's the mark lol

[final delta]

sorry

[teal storm]

Balatro has been brought to you in part by... Pareidolia!

Pareidolia: "It's literally giving us Face!™️"

[tranquil oak]

I like how straight flush is my most played hand so far by ante 4, I thought these were supposed to be hard to make

4 fingers and smeared joker moment

[nova shore]

eh

[nova shore]

oh

[final delta]

cheese

[tranquil oak]

The game gave me a polychrome smeared joker on ante 1 and an eternal 4 fingers on ante 2 so I rolled with it

[clever moss]

straight flush is cool but have you ever heard of having someone that cares about you?

me neither

[tranquil oak]

Sure I have

[grim prism]

SHUT UP

[clever moss]

aw man

[nova shore]

eh?

i look away 2 seconds

and then insults

[grim prism]

mb ily

[final delta]

make it 5

[brave kite]

Mine

Muhehe

[nova shore]

ok

[brave kite]

I finally got

My biggest number

[clever moss]

errrrrmmm

[paper depot]

SALE BALATRITO?

[nova shore]

pasa sala manco

[paper depot]

eso que

[grim prism]

eg

[paper depot]

4 eggs=gappy?

[grim prism]

Do any of yall know if there was an announcement about how much Balatro will be off in the summer sale?

My cousin wants to buy it

We wanna try the multiplayer mod together

[paper depot]

how do this?

[grim prism]

But last summer sale it was only like 10 or 15% off

[clever moss]

seed prob

[paper depot]

I have balatro piratied

[grim prism]

💔

[brisk zinc]

5 more decks to have every one at black stake 🫡

[paper depot]

srry, but I love the game

[hard gyro]

I hope you planted and flinted

[paper depot]

really

[nova shore]

rules

[paper depot]

If I can one day, I will buy it and play balatro without pirating.

[hard gyro]

He knows but is trying to get a reaction

[grim prism]

#📜・rules lemme read

[paper depot]

srry

[nova shore]

hope

[grim prism]

Yeah I don't see any rule that says u can't talk about pirating the game like this guy did

[nova shore]

moral rules

dah

[grim prism]

I'm assuming he's just a kid that loves the game, wants to play it, but doesn't have money, but will buy it once he does.

Nothing that bad about it

[nova shore]

thats ok, im out

[grim prism]

Bye

[hard gyro]

What just happened

[grim prism]

Nothing

[orchid raft]

what is this jumpscare 😭

[nova shore]

i prefer avoid arguins

[grim prism]

We were not arguing, buddy. Just having a convo

[nova shore]

no

[grim prism]

If you hate poor people that bad, just buy him the game yourself

He just can't afford it rn, no need to put him down

He said he'll buy it

[grim prism]

.

[nova shore]

" "

[hard gyro]

Peeps chill out

[grim prism]

No one's mad bro

I was just sayin

✌🏻

[hard gyro]

Knockoff CJ fighting with mini man

[grim prism]

BRO IM NOT CJ☠️

its tyler the creator with playboi carti's face

[hard gyro]

Ik you are his knockoff

[hard gyro]

Idk what that is

[paper depot]

Sorry, I don't have money lately, also I don't buy games, but I really like Balatro and I feel that just appreciating the game is more than enough.

[grim prism]

2 rappers from the us

[hard gyro]

Like Tupac?

[grim prism]

Just buy it when you get money

[grim prism]

yeah

not quite, theyre more like trappers

but yeah sure

[hard gyro]

Who did they trap?

[grim prism]

yo momma

[hard gyro]

Ok get your ass in the car

[hard gyro]

Bro what is that abomination

[orchid raft]

best mod ever

[final delta]

cheese?

[hard gyro]

Bro is caked up

[hard gyro]

No cake

[grim prism]

thats me

[final delta]

cheesecake

[nova shore]

the mewing get out of hands

[left glade]

.

[toxic gulch]

@slim junco

its done

too easy

[slim junco]

Hello

[slim junco]

So peak

[toxic gulch]

i did it

[north portal]

anyone down for multiplayer

[brisk zinc]

does this gain mult even without destroying a joker?

[wary trout]

That sounds very difficult 👀

[brisk zinc]

it can't destroy eternals right

[left glade]

balatro

[wary trout]

Or luck-based

[alpine orbit]

nope

[brisk zinc]

oh sad

[wary trout]

No, it has to kill to scale

[toxic gulch]

it is cryptid after all

[brisk zinc]

i thought i got an infinite flat mult hack

[toxic gulch]

still very difficult

[wary trout]

Unlike Madness

[left glade]

I HATE THIS GAME

[brisk zinc]

how do you have 2 tribs on ant3

[wary trout]

On you for hyperfocusing on trib on gs 😔

[brisk zinc]

don't yell at me

[nova shore]

THE HEEEEEEX

[nova shore]

😭

[left glade]

a friend hacked my discord account 😭

[wary trout]

Oh 😬 yea good thing you mentioned it, I was just about to report that lmao

[grim prism]

SYBAU

[grim prism]

u dont have to lie bud

[nova shore]

wdym 😭

[wary trout]

Their pfp was not the greatest for a bit

[nova shore]

uh i didnt see that

[left glade]

its because i have a friend, and he have my discord account

sorry

😭

[wind cairn]

best start i've had in a while

[grim prism]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS

[grim prism]

u have a what?