🎙・server-chat

[weary remnant]

is that an insult

[final delta]

quick turn the lights of

[tropic shore]

woah perkeo big fan

[weary remnant]

im scared of the dark

[slim junco]

Wassup moth

[indigo talon]

?

[final delta]

are you scared of moths

[slim junco]

Of course you are

[final delta]

thank you moth

[tropic shore]

I like balatro!

[hot pike]

Just got c++ but still 99%....

[slim junco]

Yo me too

[weary remnant]

no they r huzz

[toxic horizon]

whats C++

[slim junco]

What are you missing

[final delta]

me and my 400 hours dislike it

[hot pike]

illusion and the planet smth

[slim junco]

Chicot++

[weary remnant]

perkeo so useless

[slim junco]

lol

[weary remnant]

trust

[toxic horizon]

oh completionidt duh

[weary remnant]

chicot better than yorick

[hot pike]

I'll get them for 100%

[slim junco]

@weary remnant such a L ragebaiter

[tropic shore]

say you dont know how to play the game without saying you dont know how to play the game

[weary remnant]

i will CRUSH you

[slim junco]

Exactly 😭

[weary remnant]

I HAVE 144 HOURS OK

[slim junco]

Bro he said he’d use CANIO over me

[final delta]

only?

noob

[hot pike]

stuntman> over any joker

[tropic shore]

all legendary jokes are valid and have their own uses 👍

[final delta]

I like stuntman

[weary remnant]

i got the game 2 weeks ago.

[slim junco]

But you got Chicot++

[weary remnant]

im addicted ok

[toxic horizon]

this makes a lot of sense

[hot pike]

it's chadman++

[slim junco]

But I’m useful in any situation

[final delta]

na it's perkeo++

[ember root]

Stuntman my beloved

[weary remnant]

ur probably the only one who got my ultrakill refs

[toxic horizon]

hehhe yes

CRUSSSH

[weary remnant]

CRUSHes you

[slim junco]

What about me 😔

[toxic horizon]

NO IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[ember root]

Chicot is cool too

Best legendary for Gold Stake fr

[weary remnant]

JUDGEMENT

[slim junco]

😛

[tropic shore]

most i think. if you have a build where literally every joker is essential and losing any of them would result in a loss maybe not

[toxic horizon]

also whats the 81/150 mean

[ember root]

Gold sticker on Jokers

[toxic horizon]

ohh my bad im stupid

[weary remnant]

pov chadman earlygame plasma

[slim junco]

I hope you get CANIO on your photochad run so you have to morph your joker setup or sell CANIO

[hot pike]

of to go unseeded naninf

[ember root]

Plasma is so funny when you get to scale a gazillion chips I once had a Stuntman a +500 Bull a Blueprint and a Brainstorm

[hot pike]

Bai people

[ember root]

Every High Card did like 300k

[slim junco]

Bye pookie 😘

[ember root]

Bye Stuntchad

[hot pike]

🤨

[slim junco]

🤭

[toxic horizon]

does anyone have any tips for plasma deck gold stake

[slim junco]

Use me

[weary remnant]

one time i got my wee wee joker to 1554 chips

[toxic horizon]

my mistake king

[weary remnant]

be a big shot

[hot pike]

stuntman

[slim junco]

(Pause)

[weary remnant]

fr

[toxic horizon]

I LOVE BEING A BIG SHOT WITH KROMER

[weary remnant]

nows your chance to SELL CHICOT!

[hot pike]

depressed asf

[slim junco]

He looks so funny

[toxic horizon]

can i interest you in [[KROMER]] from [[1997?]]

[slim junco]

He looks like he’s judging you

[weary remnant]

you can intrest me in JUDGEMENT from 2069

[weary remnant]

JUDGEMENT

i murdered chat

rip

[toxic horizon]

nah it just does this sometimes

[weary remnant]

im CRUSH ing your chance to be a big shot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

now is not your chance to p rank minos prime

[final delta]

I'm gonna make u negative

[weary remnant]

the amount of referenci-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHGGHGHHHHHGHAJXHGHGHGHAGHGHGHGHGHGH

AGAGAGUWISV@CHWGYXHIOJEWGYUCXHIOEQ@LKBHJGYUHIOJKL@XHGYUEHIJOKPJHGVXFYUHIQJOHCGFXJQWHGVX

AAUAUHAAUAAUAGGAUAGUAHGUAGAHAGUAGUA

[slim junco]

😝

[weary remnant]

dies cutely

[slim junco]

Shut the freak up man

[final delta]

2 negative chicots go hard

[slim junco]

Exactly

Look at this run I got last week

I was playing pairs

[toxic horizon]

stuntman start for plasma

did i win

[slim junco]

With the stench you give off, obviously you did

[slim junco]

Yes you did

You should get me just in case

[toxic horizon]

-# how do i keep the run from dying

[weary remnant]

canonically i probably smell like blood and rotten meat so makes sense

[toxic horizon]

ooh burnt joker too

free win

[slim junco]

Get like blue joker or smth

[weary remnant]

triboulet or print

[toxic horizon]

blueprint?

[slim junco]

And then get hologram because you’ll be adding cards

[weary remnant]

canon chicot x perkeo?

[slim junco]

No it’s the one that adds chips for how many cards are left in your deck

It’s like frozen joker or smth like that

[weary remnant]

ice dagger?

[weary remnant]

wait wrong game

[slim junco]

The first one

[weary remnant]

oh

nah stuntman

would COOOOOKKK

[slim junco]

Yeah, him AND stuntman

[nova shore]

tokyo ghoul

[weary remnant]

they need to add more chip cards

[slim junco]

🤭

[weary remnant]

whats that

[slim junco]

They should add a bug of ruffles to balatro and it give like 40 chips default

Like jimbo for chips

[weary remnant]

fr

[slim junco]

Or Pringles

Pringles are good

I like the salt and vinegar ones

[weary remnant]

if you think abt it chips are just a more easily obtainable mult

[toxic horizon]

its over imma lose

[weary remnant]

PEAK!!!!

if your gonna lose make sure you gamble all ur jokers on rerolls

[slim junco]

How did you sell the run

[toxic horizon]

i maybe just maybe relied on only stuntman

[weary remnant]

you suck

[slim junco]

I think the salt and vinegar lays have a better flavor tho

[weary remnant]

peak x2

[toxic horizon]

hey

[slim junco]

And the limón lays are good too

[toxic horizon]

WAIT

I CAN COME BACK

[weary remnant]

random stupid idea: salt and vinger joker, per 5 enhanced cards played gains 0.1x mult [rare]

oh and it doesnt count if replayed in the same hand

[toxic horizon]

we know were getting more food jokers so maybe

[weary remnant]

possibly

[final delta]

hell yeah

[toxic horizon]

hey chichot

i got that holopgraph you told me too

[weary remnant]

one time i had an insane flush five balatro run but i only had 12 of the cards, i could survive with JUST ONE, AND THE GAME DIDNT GIVE ME A SINGLE ONE

oh and get this i also had merry anne

[toxic horizon]

alright i won

[granite moth]

1234

[patent stratus]

Can someone give me a hard but not impossible balatro challenge custom

[drowsy sun]

So i have been getting alot of legedary jokers today am i just luckY (im playing red stake plasma deck)

[quiet bane]

halloo

[nova shore]

desde cuando estas en español vos

[remote sparrow]

me lo agradecerán

583XWXCV

partida con codigo para jugadores novatos

[slim junco]

Me too? 🤭

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[drowsy sun]

So you have been getting alot of your self

[plucky kayak]

@everyone SMASH

[slim junco]

No im asking if you got me?

[manic charm]

why does it look different

[nova shore]

argentina joke

[manic charm]

an easter egg?

[nova shore]

wdym

[manic charm]

like does it change to that

[nova shore]

super gridito its a flavor of ice cream

[waxen skiff]

LADY LUCK ON MY SIDE

[nova shore]

the name of the ice cream shop is Grido
so super gridito is like it own flavor

[meager bough]

[desert patrol]

Should i?

[desert patrol]

super grido

[noble wagon]

another run without baron 😔😔

[brisk plover]

we’ll have to calculate score and whoever reaches the highest will win

[gentle kernel]

super gridito

[noble wagon]

directors cut

[gentle kernel]

i hate verdant leaf

[noble wagon]

i’m so good at this game yo

[gentle kernel]

is a one plant 2.0

[noble wagon]

verdant is easy

i just didn’t score enough

i sold my idol cuz it didn’t land on my kings

so it was basically uslesss

[desert patrol]

hate you

[nova shore]

WHY YPU SELL PHOTOCARD???

you should sell jolly joker

[desert patrol]

yeah im dumb

[noble wagon]

CHAT

rare tag always wins

[desert patrol]

Yep GG

def i cant play a full house

[gentle kernel]

photograph negative eternal bro

in a one shop

[desert patrol]

lol ur lucky

what do i choose

im gonna use spectral

[nova shore]

left

[noble wagon]

i hate this game bro..

[desert patrol]

who doesnt sometimes..

[gentle kernel]

ballot

[noble wagon]

everything but a heart that i need

i’m pulling the plug

[nova shore]

what

[noble wagon]

the plug to the local power plant

[nova shore]

the plant mentioned

[noble wagon]

this is torture

[nova shore]

yea

I love the plant

I praise the plant

[noble wagon]

you love pain don’t you

[nova shore]

isnt pain if you love it
-# pls dont take this off out context

[nova shore]

You made me remember, I have to draw it

[noble wagon]

what

[nova shore]

gn

[grand mural]

fk balala we got joker card poker

[noble wagon]

peak

[gentle kernel]

joker card poker

[desert patrol]

Should i do smth

[remote sparrow]

ez ahh

[noble wagon]

the speed is killing me

[gentle kernel]

pls, up the speed

[remote sparrow]

i'm quick when it's abt gambling games

[remote sparrow]

60fps

[spring sphinx]

My god i forgot how slow the game was holy

[pallid hawk]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[spring sphinx]

In the settings you can up the speed of the animations. If you’re a beginner, i would say x2 is best to understand what’s happening and make the game still go faster.

[grand mural]

chicot is goated

[nova shore]

brilliant games 💡

uhhhh no tengo la imagen de la papeada

[pallid hawk]

what a deck

[copper carbon]

Anyone want a French pickup line?

[merry silo]

Sure

[copper carbon]

Puis-je frapper

That’s it very simple

[merry silo]

I see..

I lowkey thought it was something racist

[copper carbon]

It’s not

Did you translate?

[merry silo]

Yeah I did

“Can I hit”

I hate the leaf

[nova shore]

another spanish dude

[merry silo]

Yes but,. I’m THEMexicanGuy

[desert patrol]

GG

[nova shore]

a ver, que nombre de dios azteca tienes

si no me fallas una banda

no me salgas con jose

[merry silo]

So porque yo soy EL HOMBRE MEXICANO

[nova shore]

no se decime algo como xicotenclat o tzwurtaik

[merry silo]

What is xicotenclat o tzwurtaik???? Lmao

[warm mica]

deltarune collab when

[nova shore]

mexican names

wdym, youre not mexican?

[merry silo]

My name is literally Juan lol

[nova shore]

and

[merry silo]

It’s a very common Mexican name, no?

[nova shore]

juan ya es un nombre angloparlante

[merry silo]

Or stereotypical

[nova shore]

del español en general ya

[merry silo]

Have you ever seen a white American named Juan?

[gentle kernel]

nt

[nova shore]

me confundí, era hispanohablante xd

perdon

[merry silo]

Nah it’s all good lol

[nova shore]

pero juan ya es un nombre muy comun en Latinoamérica

hasta en españa

[merry silo]

Ohhhh you speak Spain Spanish?

[nova shore]

?

y si soy argentino

🧉

[merry silo]

I see

[dawn moon]

buenas, se me quedó la pantalla asi, sin poder elegir carta ni omitirla, ya intenté salir y entrar rápido pero nada, saben si hay alguna solución? o run a la basura

[nova shore]

proba saliendo y entrando

[pallid hawk]

Si sales al menú principal durante un paquete creado con doble etiqueta, se bloquea suavemente; no hay una solución conocida.

[upper sphinx]

we stay looking inside, and also yorick is here

[pallid hawk]

what is yorick at

[upper sphinx]

10

red deck

[pallid hawk]

bp chad

[upper sphinx]

well yeah lol

[pallid hawk]

oh was it just for the screenshot

[upper sphinx]

yeah

[dawn moon]

uhh, bueno gracias

[upper sphinx]

the blind that kills yorick

[vocal marten]

Mail in rebate vs business card. All my hands i play are faces, but i feel like mail in rebate has higher potential payout and is more fun to use

Which yall think is better in the long run?

[ember root]

Mail in Rebate

[scarlet wind]

Me when I play against

[nova shore]

lowkey buckshoot roulette

[scarlet wind]

Mod idea-

[nova shore]

seguramente ya lo hicieron

[scarlet wind]

Life saver

[nova shore]

stealed

[scarlet wind]

Ojalá y estaría épico

[nova shore]

hay gente metiendole novelas visuales xd

[scarlet wind]

Lmao XD

[slim junco]

I don’t speak that language

[scarlet wind]

Aaah sorry

[slim junco]

People still use XD?

[scarlet wind]

Just talking about mods of the game xd

[slim junco]

Oh lol

[scarlet wind]

Yes I’m weird-

[slim junco]

Last time I use XD was five years ago 😭

[scarlet wind]

Lmao

I just got the habit so idk

[nova shore]

yea, depends the context

the XD is aproved by the RAE

[marble sparrow]

just pulled you on ante 2 seed is: 2M4DFAK7

[scarlet wind]

Balatro Balatréz

[hot pike]

any tips for seedless naninf

[charred gate]

[patent flame]

Just ramp up money early game

[scarlet wind]

I hate the ox

[left glade]

i think i need go to sleep

but balatro is best

[tranquil oak]

Just found a nat negative Trib on ante 2

Would have been sick to have last run, had a bunch of polychrome kings and queens

[patent flame]

E105 if ur lucky

[copper carbon]

Hi

Balatro time

[keen yarrow]

balatro guys

[copper carbon]

Omg

It’s mr Balatro

Crazy

[tranquil oak]

Canio just showed up too right before the ante 8 boss blind 😂

Too bad he won’t get to scale

[willow wraith]

13/15

[left glade]

if i use hermit with -20$, my -20$ turn in 40$?
because -20*-20 .- with - is + so, -20x-20 = +40

[tranquil oak]

Had a negative Certificate and Hologram last run, was up to 5x mult by the time I got bored of the run

[tranquil oak]

No, it will do nothing if you have no money

Anything below $1 gives nothing

[willow wraith]

I did have a certificate but because i was trying to get sticker i prioritize the stickerless first

[tranquil oak]

That’s fair, mine was only orange stake so stickers didn’t matter much

Still only beaten 3 gold stakes and have 10 gold stickers, got a long ways to go for completionist++

Ig prioritizing beating all gold stakes before worrying too much about stickers, feel like plasma and anaglyph will be good for clean up

[wooden obsidian]

just found a Polychrome Yorick in Ante 10, my god

[left glade]

this is a good synergy

i lost by the needle

needle is hard when you dont have discarts

i hate blue stake+

best joker ever

[slim junco]

🤭

[left glade]

the glass joker is good if you have a oops all six

and better than lucky card imo

[marble sparrow]

LOL LMAO LMFAOO ROFL BTH FTW xD e^iπ +1 =0

[ember root]

It's good period tbh

[cobalt falcon]

I just managed purple stakes with black deck... Omg took me ages

[slim junco]

i do not like you chicot

[proven ocean]

Hello chicot

I didn't get a soul at all today

[elfin tapir]

did you play barato today

[copper fulcrum]

HOLY SOUL PULL

[proven ocean]

You might be able to get away with selling the photo

But it's probably safe to keep photochad

[nimble lark]

why would you sell photo over crafty here

fish for a better chips joker

[lethal iris]

who needs chips when you have all the xmult you could ask for

[waxen skiff]

is there a way to activate a sandbox mode in balatro

[lethal iris]

there isn't one

[waxen skiff]

shit :(

[long hedge]

just find a seed with a bunch of good jokers

or mod the game to get smth like that

[lethal iris]

closest is finding a seed and using a seed analyzer but yea

[waxen skiff]

how do i get equilibrium deck btw

[lethal iris]

??

isnt that a cryptid mod thing

or are you talking about plasma deck

[waxen skiff]

i have no idea but im watching a vid talking about cryptid mod

and the dude chose equilibrium deck

[lethal iris]

oh

[long hedge]

yeah its cryptid mod

[waxen skiff]

oh

well shit

[long hedge]

all vanilla decks that are locked are visible and have their requirements shown

[waxen skiff]

mk

[copper fulcrum]

I survive till ante 11 round 30 with photochad

checker deck still carry me so I can get the plasma deck

[waxen skiff]

how do i get myself out of this situation (i got too greedy)

[copper fulcrum]

damn you cooked

[waxen skiff]

indeed

do i just play K high card and move on

wait no i think playing A high card is better

scary face only gives 30 chips

[marble sparrow]

play ace and do another run

also

[waxen skiff]

imma just run the same seed :P

[marble sparrow]

why does tf2 have less system requirements than balatro

[copper fulcrum]

how? what

[marble sparrow]

I ain't lying ong

[copper fulcrum]

lemme open steam real quick

[waxen skiff]

lost by a tiny hair

[marble sparrow]

image 1 is tf2 system requirements image 2 is balatro requirements

[copper fulcrum]

yes other than you need 15gb storage

shit he aint lying

[marble sparrow]

my main drive doesn't have enough space but I do have a d: drive

[copper fulcrum]

it might can run on potato 🙏

[marble sparrow]

I have a old old work pc

e7400

3gb of ram

[waxen skiff]

fffffuck

[marble sparrow]

tf2 is downloading at around 48 mbps

[sacred salmon]

sad photo chad

[lethal iris]

bait

[waxen skiff]

GO FUCK YOURSELF TALKING JOKER CARD I FUCKING HATE YOU

[lethal iris]

what did jimbo do to you 💀

[waxen skiff]

i hate him

he SLANDERED me on ante 7 small blind

[keen yarrow]

balatro balatrez is here

[lethal iris]

[waxen skiff]

teach me how to win 😭

[keen yarrow]

idk i never won

[waxen skiff]

waaaa

[lethal iris]

take baron

he has a 100% win rate, trust

[unreal stream]

[meager tundra]

Is anyone here good with PCs? ive got a question, im wanting to get more storage and ive currently got a B550-f motherboard with 1 slot being used by a Western Digital SN750, my question is can you mix and match m.2s or do i need to get the same brand / speed etc if i want to add more?

[lethal iris]

[waxen skiff]

can you show me which one is baron

[lethal iris]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/balatrogame/images/4/40/Baron.png/revision/latest?cb=20240502124112

[waxen skiff]

alrighty

[lethal iris]

king held in hand give x1.5 mult

he is actually not that good in a standard run lol

[unreal stream]

top 3 worst rare

[lethal iris]

if you want fun mime synergies there's shoot the moon and fist

[hidden dragon]

put the poly behind the banana

👍

[hidden dragon]

don't take this 100% but if you've got several slots for m.2s then you can just use several, I've always mixed and matched storage

[rich halo]

8G24DDMI

[digital tusk]

it doesn't matter for storage they work separately from each other ❤️

[neon olive]

best hand 6.9 million?! didnt i just score 7 million??

[rich halo]

did you score 7 mil in 1 hand

[neon olive]

it is 1 hand?

[rich halo]

wdym

[zealous mauve]

best hand
😶

it happens

[rich halo]

best hand shows the best score you played in one hand

[neon olive]

i did score 7 million in 1 hand

[rich halo]

maybe it is a bug idk

[rich halo]

oh ok thats weird

[pallid sapphire]

huh

go to the main menu and check your overall highscore

[zealous mauve]

i've never seen that before

did it calculate 7 as smaller than 6.9

[olive ferry]

7 maybe 7.3

[balmy flare]

I love bubba

Wrong server

Thought this was dbd discord lol

[wise plaza]

The first brainstorm I've seen ante 21

too bad I don't need it

[jaunty talon]

Hi

I've started playing balatro like a week ago, someone can help me understand the game Better?

[vernal tartan]

How are you playing right now

What’s your go to for scoring, do you know the different scoring phases and how xmult works etc

[jaunty talon]

I usually go for flushes

And i don't know the other things

[olive ferry]

You should sell a bp for cultural diversity

And also for balatro yuri

[hard gyro]

Man I don't remember orange stake being that hard on blue deck

I can't finish it on zodiac

[clever moss]

hello

[idle pond]

Try full house fr

[neon olive]

maybe

[zealous mauve]

comedy value or something

[hard gyro]

Fellow full house enjoyer

[idle pond]

🔥🔥🔥

[hard gyro]

If i see a full house I am getting in

[lethal iris]

i've never seen a house so full

[scenic helm]

What is is you want to understand more?

[jaunty talon]

How do you build a full house deck?

[idle pond]

It's mainly retriggers, duo, trio, trib, that kinda stuff

Any played card build really

[jaunty talon]

The different types of decks, the synergies, what are the best combos etc...

[scenic helm]

That’s a long convo 😂

Basically endless

[idle pond]

That's mainly learned by just watching videos and playing more and more

[jaunty talon]

Oh ok

There aren't some tips that you can give me to play Better?

[wise plaza]

Are those the fangamer ones? I ordered some last month

[spare kite]

no

[wise plaza]

Where did you get those from? or printed yourself?

[spare kite]

made them myself lol

[shrewd python]

[remote sparrow]

I'M SAVED !!!!!!

[olive ferry]

20 dollars massive

20 massive dollars

[scenic helm]

I’d just say watch roffle and drspected on yt

[cobalt falcon]

Is Violet Vessel at Gold Stake 1.2M or 2.4M?

[waxen skiff]

can someone teach me how to win ante 8

ang get to it easier

[cobalt falcon]

You need to reach with a good combination of jokers bro

[waxen skiff]

what are the good jokers bro 😭

[cobalt falcon]

Depends what hand you are playing

[waxen skiff]

blue

i got yellow green and black and red

[wise plaza]

6 * 200,000 = 1.2m

[waxen skiff]

oh wiat thats deck not hand

fuck

whats the best hand for pairs

i mean jokers

fuck

why the hell am i so stupid

[hard gyro]

You don't need tips or vids honestly in two weeks you can figure out the game like me

[lavish zenith]

you don't get to control what shows up in the shop

[hard gyro]

I learned the game through trial and error and If I can do it so can you

[lavish zenith]

just check each joker that you come across

[low eagle]

Hello balatro

My names balatro,after playing balatro,my mental health is very balatro

[wise plaza]

nothing wrong with looking up tips or anything

[hard gyro]

Cool

[cobalt falcon]

@waxen skiff For pairs you can get:

1 Chip joker (blue joker, squared joker, castle, bull, etc)
1-2 +mult jokers (supernova, gros Michael, abstract joker, ect)
1-2 xmult jokers (card Sharp, the duo, Cavendish, etc)

[hard gyro]

Never said it is I just said it's not needed

[low eagle]

Nah youre fake jimbo

[hard gyro]

It's fun to figure it out on your own

[waxen skiff]

alr

[low eagle]

Your that one joker that gives ×0.25 mult for each playing card

[wise plaza]

another unseeded naneinf

[low eagle]

Your not jimbo

[hard gyro]

What stake and deck

[wise plaza]

plasma white stake, so not exactly a challenge

[hard gyro]

Still impressive nonetheless

[low eagle]

Anyways,OP seed for two pair build

[wise plaza]

anything but plasma and you'll need a legendary so unseeded is very rare

[queen coral]

Just encountered a glitch where a card in store that can't be bought due to storage just... remains stuck on your screen and it's pretty funny lol

[low eagle]

Balatro

[waxen skiff]

how does this card work

[cobalt falcon]

That's supernova one of the best jokers

The +mult is equal the times you played a specific hand

Let's say you played pair 31 times

For pair is +31 mult

[waxen skiff]

:o

hell yeahg im taking that

alr so which one should i choose

abstract joker is good but i dunno which one i gotta choose when there's 3 good jokers

[cobalt falcon]

Which ante are you now?

[waxen skiff]

ante 3

[cobalt falcon]

Castle

100%

[waxen skiff]

alr

now which one do i choose and sacrafice

[cobalt falcon]

None of them

[waxen skiff]

skip then :p

[cobalt falcon]

But the placement of you jokers is not optimal

[waxen skiff]

waste of 6 bucks...

[cobalt falcon]

Should be:

1. Castle
2. Pair joker
3. Supernova
4. Pop Corn
5. Flag

[waxen skiff]

i failed :P

doing another run with the same seed

now i need to retrace my steps

[thorny niche]

is this balatro?

[final hornet]

Gros michel when it dies cavendish

[harsh elk]

one of the best is a stretch but its good ig

[cobalt falcon]

As +mult he is arguably the best joker

[waxen skiff]

its jolly joker

[cinder current]

Replaying seeds learns you nothing. Keep playing new runs. The best tips for you are before you do anything think 1) How does this positively affect me 2) How does this negatively affect me, and then see if you still wanna do it, also watch a guy named "Rofflelite" and try learning from him. Also look at your joker order and the order you play your cards and make it as optimal as possible. Always +mult before Xmult

[waxen skiff]

FUCKING GOATED

ante 5 🗣️

what card should i sacrafice for Misprint

[cinder current]

Jolly

[waxen skiff]

my popcorn has its final use left

[cinder current]

Ah then popcorn

[cobalt falcon]

Popcorn

[waxen skiff]

alr

[cinder current]

Make sure you discard the suit your castle is on so you get value out of it

[waxen skiff]

oo

[waxen skiff]

its hearts so i will do that

[cobalt falcon]

Every round is a different suit

[cinder current]

You dont have a scoring effect associated with your face card triggers so its a worthless joker for you

[patent flame]

Pretty good but needs a joker

[waxen skiff]

lets see

[patent flame]

These jokers SUCK for that two faced joker

No offense

Nothing supports the build

[waxen skiff]

img oing pair

[patent flame]

Yea

U should find Xmult

[cinder current]

The two face joker (sock and buskin) is only good if you get some score when a face card is triggered since it retriggers all face cards. You dont have something like that so theres no point in taking it

[waxen skiff]

what should i sacrafice then

well i just got scary face card

._.

on the reroll

[cinder current]

Scary face card?

[waxen skiff]

+30 chips for every played face card

[cinder current]

Ohh scary face. Well again scary face is chips based and generally speaking mult outclasses chips in every way so not a huge loss

An incredible joker combination is photo chad. Photograph and hanging chad

[waxen skiff]

wuht now do i just reroll (i have 23$ left)

[alpine orbit]

chip jokers are good especially when you're planet levels suck

[alpine orbit]

rebate for more money

[patent flame]

Don't go below interest cap

[waxen skiff]

alright

[patent flame]

I'd take the rebate here

[waxen skiff]

imma go complete a small blind now

[cinder current]

Chip jokers are good yes but not at ante 5, max he can get unless he get very lucky is probably +60 chips, doesnt make a world of difference

[waxen skiff]

i went straight for the boss card because you cant ignore this amirite

[alpine orbit]

tbf the castle would be doing all the chip work anw

[waxen skiff]

FUCK YOU JIMBO

[patent flame]

U obviously don't take a scaling chip joker that has not been scaled yet that time

[alpine orbit]

but i would still take a castle in ante 5 if I don't have enough chips

[patent flame]

Seeded 💔

I told u to get xmult...

[alpine orbit]

i will play this swed

[harsh elk]

seeded runs dont do anything at the start

[waxen skiff]

imma just do a new run

[patent flame]

Also 6 pairs is not enough for supergyat

Yea imma hop on this seed too

In white stake yellow

[cinder current]

You are ante 5 only round 8. This means you are skipping blinds, dont do that.

Generally play all blinds

[waxen skiff]

THIS IS FUCKING PEAK

[cinder current]

Nice, take the chad

Now look out for a photograph, before you play your hand use all your discards to activate mystic summit

and go for flushes

[patent flame]

Bro this seed has an ante 1 green joker

Literally the best shit u can ask for

[cinder current]

I dont like green joker

[waxen skiff]

im ass at this game bro

[cinder current]

We all start somewhere. Go on youtube and look for a guy named "Rofflelite" Try learning from his videos and see how he plays the game

[waxen skiff]

im boutta explode

[cinder current]

Nice

Since chad retriggers the first played card move you ace to the left before you play it so it scores first and gets retriggered

[waxen skiff]

breh

[cinder current]

Take iit

Also, dont skip

[waxen skiff]

oky

[cinder current]

You are skipping blinds causing you to miss out on money and shops

Play all blinds

[alpine orbit]

sureeeeeee

(no xMult)

[waxen skiff]

Hrmmst

what do

[cinder current]

Whats your score looking like

And money

[waxen skiff]

i have no idea but here's a full ss of my screen

[cinder current]

You dont need to buy a joker every shop. If you have the score and not the money focus on making money

[cinder current]

Your money is quite frankly ass. You gotta focus on your economy more

[waxen skiff]

oky

fuck off weird looking joker

[patent flame]

Easy

[waxen skiff]

HOW THE FUCK

[patent flame]

One hand left to win gold stake btw

All cards are debuffed? What's a debuff...

I only know about

Winning

[waxen skiff]

teach me king 🙏

[patent flame]

Oh wow that grimbo is a rental in gold stake

So unfortunate

Cuz there's constellation and card sharp in this same seed

[alpine orbit]

when

[patent flame]

Ante 5 on card sharp

Ante 6 constellation

[alpine orbit]

i couldn't roll enough

[patent flame]

If u have good money tho

It's probably the grimbo eating ur money

[alpine orbit]

also I can't beat newdle

both

[alpine orbit]

that was a brutal boss blind

[patent flame]

Wait no

Card sharp and constellation are on the same ante

It's just that uh

Needle .

But i was able to counter cuz white stake scaling

I told this guy to get xmult i was weirded out he didn't find any

[waxen skiff]

alrightt ell me what to do in this situation

[surreal isle]

credit card in celestial pack

(i would buy both packs and head to the next round)

[slim junco]

Finally

A dream come true

[patent flame]

Check ur played hands times in the run info

That joker Obelisk might be the only xmult in this seed

[alpine orbit]

@patent flame Mr bones saved me in ante 3

i was scoring 2.4k LMAO

burnt and rtb were ante 4 pickups

[waxen skiff]

i failed the run AGAIN. please dont hate me for this
here's the seed: 9GGKXS1F

[patent flame]

Same seed or different new run?

[alpine orbit]

new run

[patent flame]

Bro that shit was good for obelisk

[alpine orbit]

nearly broke my win streak

[patent flame]

Why didn't u take it???

[alpine orbit]

mr bones saved

[alpine orbit]

as in new seed

[patent flame]

Wtf bro 💔

[patent flame]

Actually insane

[alpine orbit]

i had no chips

blue seal kept hitting straights / full houses

[patent flame]

At least u got burnt now

[alpine orbit]

yeah burnt and rtb should take me to ante 6

at least

need xmult now

[waxen skiff]

IM STUPID AS SHIT

IM SORRY DAWG

should i restart the run with the same cards and this time i take obelisk

[patent flame]

No bro

That lineup was terrible on ante 6 lol

Lemme do this seed and tell u blunders u did at once

Pretty sure u missed alot of stuff

[waxen skiff]

if you do then im gonna feel worse about myself

or im just gonna feel more stupid

[alpine orbit]

ez game, constellation with 2 discount vouchers @patent flame

[patent flame]

Gg

U win 🎉

Anyways time to play this seed

[alpine orbit]

tempted to take HtR

could always sell RtB...

fuck it why not

erm, what a lineup

[waxen skiff]

bro this card is useless asf for me rn i cant predict this shit

[near spindle]

You can look at the poker hand list and towards the right it'll tell how many times you've used each hand

[alpine orbit]

this feels bad 💔

[orchid raft]

very specific joker, it works if you have a main hand and then swap it for another hand with a lower total score

[patent flame]

@waxen skiff Bro what the fuck

Your seed

Is a fucking baron seed

I found baron and mime

And red seal kings

Wtf

The amount of shit u missed out is insane

????

What the fuck

This seed is insane hello??

U could've gotten a fucking baron run

[waxen skiff]

BRO IM STUPID AS SHIT

I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY BARON SEEDS AND ALL THOSE JOKER SEEDS OR YADDAYADDA

I DONT UNDERSTAND NONE OF THAT SHIT

MY BRAIN CAPACITY IS LESS THAN 1 BYTE

[alpine orbit]

@patent flame 3x HtR with 7 jacks

i love this thing...

[orchid raft]

gentlemen, maybe i dont have a brain, but i have an idea

fvck you

[alpine orbit]

GRIMBO

grimbo good

[mystic oracle]

Jimbo my beloved

[alpine orbit]

also that campfire is money

take it anw

[waxen skiff]

okay now because im cooked as fuck because the needle is next, please tell me what to do
foil 8 ball, wrathful joker, foil mult 5 ride the bus, even steven and hack are my jokers
the only good card i have in shop is hanging chad and i have 26$

[patent flame]

???????

[mystic oracle]

Me while using wheel of fortune

[patent flame]

Bro

[mystic oracle]

No gif perms

[patent flame]

U missed so many good shit in this seed

Wtff

[waxen skiff]

im honestly feeling like im being clowned on rn

give me your brain 🙏

[patent flame]

Omg bro

[waxen skiff]

"omg bro" i get it bro thank you, now stop sending screenshots of the missed opportunities i coulda made because im stupid as fuck

[patent flame]

I think u should probably start watching balatro uni ..

That's how i got better

[waxen skiff]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS 😭😭

[waxen skiff]

now can i have help

[alpine orbit]

why r u so mean

😭

[waxen skiff]

because my brain is tiny as shit

[patent flame]

I'm not tryna offend him lol

[alpine orbit]

no you're just new and that okay

balatro university is a youtuber

[orchid raft]

look at this

[waxen skiff]

wanna know something?

[alpine orbit]

he ays well

[alpine orbit]

lovely

[patent flame]

I just find it funny that he as a new player missed alot of opportunities

[alpine orbit]

plays

[patent flame]

It's alright

[orchid raft]

is this what young men name as prime?

[waxen skiff]

when i asked help for scripting in a discord server i got fucking insulted

[alpine orbit]

what

[waxen skiff]

instead of getting help

[alpine orbit]

well tbf you got

help here

[waxen skiff]

yeah and that help is through finding all the missed opportunities in this very server i coulda made and someone else is showing them

[patent flame]

I'm sorry didn't mean to offend u 🙏🏻 was tryna say that the seed u played is actually high potential

[alpine orbit]

but i think, and i mean this respectfully, that you could be nicer with the way you phrase things @patent flame

[waxen skiff]

thus making me think i am an insanely dumb idiot

[alpine orbit]

i know you don't mean anything vad

[patent flame]

Yea fault on my part

I just think it's really funny

[alpine orbit]

it's calm dw

[waxen skiff]

anyways what do i sacrafice, the 8ball or the wrathful joker

[patent flame]

Probably wrathful

[waxen skiff]

the needle is next 😭

[patent flame]

U wanna commit on even cards right

[waxen skiff]

kinda

[cobalt tendon]

show us your deck? (Click the cards)

[patent flame]

It gives more mult than wrathful

So it's a good pickup

[patent flame]

U playing for rtb

So try to cut face cards

Use Hanged Man tarot

[cobalt tendon]

Use the strength tarot on 7s for 8 ball synergy

[waxen skiff]

i MIGHT be cooked here(?)

if that lucky card gives me mult i might be saved

im goin for the double 8s and double 6s

YES

hmmst

[copper fulcrum]

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY FIRST E score AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[waxen skiff]

used the best of it

should i gamble my life and use the 6

[pallid hawk]

i got double blueprint, photochad, and seltzer on typecast challenge the game loves me

[copper fulcrum]

DO IT

[waxen skiff]

IT FUCKING GAVE ME THE MONEY INSTEAD OF THE MULT

FUCK YOU 1 IN 15 CHANCE

[digital tusk]

hey at least you got interest!

[waxen skiff]

HEY ATLEAST I CANT FUCKING USE IT ANYWHERE NOW

[wide knoll]

lmaooooooo

[neon olive]

vro i got baron and red seal king first shop after skipping for coupon tag 💔

oh and shoot the moon too

[copper fulcrum]

what is worse. you forgot to make more cards and forgot to play the idol card

[waxen skiff]

im being discouraged from playing balatro because of the game itself

how the fuck do people even do this

[keen willow]

Do you use taroth cards?

[waxen skiff]

no

[keen willow]

Its a fundamental part of the game

When I started playing I thought they were a waste of money

I couldn't have been more wrong

Do you skip frecuently?

[waxen skiff]

yeah

[balmy flare]

Lowkey might make a dbd mod for balateo

[keen willow]

Skipping is almost always not worthy, those negative tags, planet tags, etc aren't good enough for loosing a round where you can get money, buy jokers etc.

[patent flame]

Learn baron idol trib runs if u wanna learn and improve deck fixing

[keen willow]

The only tag you should consider skipping for is one that gives you 25 bucks after defeating the boss, even this isn't useful most of the time

[patent flame]

But probably focus on winning the game ante 8 frequently first

[waxen skiff]

my best run was ante 7 but i lost small blind

[keen willow]

Try different jokers, you might find synergies you wouldn't expect

[patent flame]

U should try to learn all jokers

[keen willow]

Do not focus on getting insanely big scoring runs, rather learning a little bit each run

[patent flame]

Understand how they're good and bad long term

[keen willow]

And after a couple you might even win

[waxen skiff]

yeah i might be SOOO surprised when i find out the weird lookin joker that gains a tiny bit of multi every blind

[patent flame]

U missed alot of opportunities

[slim junco]

I drew this rate out of 10 please

[patent flame]

And take anything on the spot without considering the consequences and benefits

[keen willow]

As they said before, balastro university is a very good youtuber for learning the basics of balastro, his channel has teached me a lot about this game

[keen willow]

Do you refer about a joker that has like party glasses

[waxen skiff]

no, the other one that is called crazy joker or something i dunno

[neon olive]

??? natural poly and negative when i had negative tag??

[keen willow]

Madness

I wouldn't recommend using that joker

[shy dove]

thats xmult not +mult

[keen willow]

He destroys a random joker after selecting a blind

[patent flame]

Don't use madness in white stake yet

[shy dove]

+mult adds to your score while xmult multiplies it

[patent flame]

If u reach black stake u can use it

[keen willow]

So it's pretty bad in almost any case

[patent flame]

If u wanna use madness in white stake u have to take it on ante 1 + play straights and level it up many times

[keen willow]

Another good thing to learn is what xmult and +mult is

[patent flame]

Yeah. He didn't take any xmult at all

I played both seeds that he tried

[keen willow]

To keep it simple if a joker gives you +mult put it on the left of your jokers

[keen willow]

I needed a lot of time to realise that xmult was a thing

[patent flame]

Put xmult jokers on rightmost

[patent flame]

I already know about xmult day 2 of playing the game

[keen willow]

I thought "oh,+10 mult, that gotta be better than x1.5"

[patent flame]

Constellation and card sharp made me win my first run

[shy dove]

good for you?

[patent flame]

That's funny

[keen willow]

When I looked closely what xmult and +mult was a new world was revealed to me

[ornate scaffold]

why did my game just go “fuck you you ain’t playing the game”

like i hit continue and this happened 😭

i tried exiting and re entering and nothing changed i think this run is just over now

[orchid raft]

what are the odds of this happening

[cobalt falcon]

Getting there!

[waxen skiff]

im going mentally fucking insane

[patent flame]

Don't use pair

[pulsar ice]

i got this a couple days ago too

[patent flame]

Look for high rank straights and flushes

[waxen skiff]

sybau i fucking hate you making me feel like im a bitchass idiot

[patent flame]

Not my fault

[worn kayak]

[waxen skiff]

i am NOT in the mood to talk right now

[worn kayak]

[brisk zinc]

quite the neat seed

[pulsar ice]

this is still the funniest thing ive seen this week

[hard gyro]

What do i do

I can sell invisible for brainstorm

[pulsar ice]

oof

donit

do it

idk

dont quote me on it tho

but i would take the brainstorm

[brisk zinc]

thank you showman this is exactly why i bought you

[hard gyro]

Brainstorm is a very risky play it's either gonna be a great shop next round or no econ

[shy dove]

then dont post in the server lol

[hard gyro]

I am very skeptical about this play

But i guess am going for chad

OMG OMG

I got photo from judgement

Bro this seed is goated

[patent flame]

HAHHAHAHAH

[agile zenith]

I got my deck fully fixed at ante 11 without perkeo, personal best!

Imo if i had sock n buskin i couldve done it earlier

[slim junco]

My highest score yippee

How close am I to naninf

[barren geyser]

Bleh

[olive ferry]

Like 7 maybe 7.4

[neon wren]

1/e187 of the way there

[royal lion]

Only 2 away!

[brisk zinc]

haven't found a single chariot ☹️

[pulsar ice]

thats crazy

[hard gyro]

How is that even possible

[brisk zinc]

seeded

idk i'm unlucky

[hard gyro]

No chariot?

[brisk zinc]

yeah

almost level 100 high card thanks to double bp + bs + burnt

[hard gyro]

That's really odd since i always find them in my runs

[latent nebula]

[hard gyro]

Beware of the

[latent nebula]

i passed it with flying colours earlier

[hard gyro]

Cool

[olive ferry]

looks inside
looks inside
photochad
looks inside photochad joke

[hard gyro]

Photochad most simple yet most effective synergy ever

[brisk zinc]

guys i found a chariot

[latent nebula]

yup

[brisk zinc]

but it's in arcana pack so can't copy with perkeo :(

should i sell sumn for a 3rd mime

[olive ferry]

Fool in reroll trust

[latent nebula]

keep gambling

[brisk zinc]

i know someone will say chicot but the plant scares me

[latent nebula]

99% of gamblers give up before the big win

[brisk zinc]

no reroll voucher either

wait i can sell showman

he's done his job

[olive ferry]

He probably did

[brisk zinc]

that is a very high card indeed

[brave kite]

Pivot steel?

[brisk zinc]

i try

just need to get one steel king in my hand so i can cryptid it

[hard gyro]

You really don't need a 3rd mime

[brisk zinc]

i don't need the showman either

lol

not gonna wait for another baron or bp etc

[hard gyro]

You have the jokers to make up for extra copies

I didn't see the showman

Sell his ass

[brave kite]

Bruh

[brisk zinc]

did

[brave kite]

I wanted advice for my baron mime run

And walk into this monstrosity

I feel small

And weak

[hard gyro]

You look small

[brisk zinc]

this is seeded dw

[hard gyro]

And weak

[brave kite]

Oh thank god

[brisk zinc]

if i got a run like this unseeded my life would be complete

[brave kite]

Ok

[hard gyro]

This was unseeded lol

Invisible in first ever buffoon

[brisk zinc]

woah

[hard gyro]

And photo from judgemdnt

What's even more hilarious that judgement was in shop

Not an arcana

But i lost the seed

I can't let anyone have it since it's too op

They might abuse the power

[pallid sapphire]

imagine if the chad was rental in gold

[hard gyro]

It can't be since it's orange stake lol

[pallid sapphire]

No I mean if you run the same seed with gold stake instead, it's possible the chad could have a rental tag

[hard gyro]

Maybe

Who knows

[pallid sapphire]

chad in shop?

[hard gyro]

I guess we will never know

[pallid sapphire]

likely cause it's common :agony

[hard gyro]

Yep you get the choice to either sell invisible to get brainstorm or just get chad

I went for chad

Probably best decision ever